there's a good reason this song is titled "there's a good reason these tables are numbered, honey, you just havent thought of it yet", honey, you just havent thought of it yet
i gotta say, this is one of the most criminally underrated PATD songs (i'm probably wrong) and the "everything goes according to plan" part was trending on tiktok at one point
yeah I didn’t realise how many parts of this song were trending on tiktok i remember there was also this trend with the “when you’re in black slacks with accentuating off white pin stripes oh woah everything goes according to plan” part of this song too
two types of people: #1- when did he get all confideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent i'm the new cancer #2- when did he get all confi-haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer ??
it’s not as bad as having to say The Song With Five Names a.k.a Soapbox Tao a.k.a. Checkmate, Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government a.k.a. You Can Never Know - 2020 Remastered Version
I imagine this song to be at a giant party, Roaring Twenties style, and the host/hostess is slowly killing everyone and there's a ton of dancing and drinking and it's all very theatrical, then at the end everyones dead and the host/hostess is standing at the top of a grand staircase reminiscing in their psychotic episode.
Ava T omfg that reminds me of a black butler episode where there is a party and the host seduces pretty ladies then bids for who wants to kill them (graphic im sorry)
There's a good reason 'There's a good reason 'There's a good reason these tables are numbered, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet' has a long title, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet' this comment is long, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet - By Fall out boy - By My Chemical Romance - By Panic! At the disco
Lyrics: Please, leave all over coats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... Please, leave all over coats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white pin-stripes, whoa Everything goes according to plan I’m the new cancer, never looked better you can't stand it Because you say so under your breath You're reading lips, when did he get all confident? Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Never looked better and you can't stand it Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas And tonight, tonight you are, you are the whispering campaign I bet to them, your name is Cheap and that to them you look like sh- Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears, and keep telling yourself that, I'm a diva Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table, They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin I’m the new cancer, never looked better you can't stand it Because you say so under your breath You're reading lips, when did he get all confident? Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer Never looked better and you can't stand it Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? I've never looked better and you can't stand it Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? I've never looked better and you can't stand it And I know, and I know it just doesn't feel like a night out With no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know it just doesn't feel like a night out With no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know it just doesn't feel like a night out With no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes Whoa, everything goes according to plan I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it Because you say so under your breath You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?" Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Never looked better, and you can't stand it Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh... Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!" Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it Because you say so under your breath You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?" Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Never looked better, and you can't stand it Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? I've never looked better, and you can't stand it And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
at 1:34 it's funny because Brendon is just like, oh yeah there's also like this REALLY dangerous chemical in the cigarettes , just thought id let u know.
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+RadiantSereneChaos This was my elementary school jam, forgot about it in middle school, just coming back to it after meeting (more like talking to for the first time) a girl who loves this band. Glad she brought it up, I remember the good ole days when I would sit on my swing listening to this for hours on end :P You're right though, hardcore nostalgia from this one
Lyrics anyone? Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes Whoa, everything goes according to plan I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it Because you say so under your breath You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?" Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Never looked better, and you can't stand it Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh... Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!" Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it Because you say so under your breath You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?" Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Never looked better, and you can't stand it Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? I've never looked better, and you can't stand it And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
this. this song is the reason why I can never tell anyone my favorite song. I have been shunned by society. my parents have forgotten about me. all because when they asked my favorite song i had to say the title of this song. I sweat just thinking of it. my worst nightmare was lived out.
there's a good reason i love *there's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven't thought of it yet* honey, you just haven't thought of it yet
@@mcrmakesmedance Nah, my grammar is probably bad but I meant to say is Pimp Lincoln reminded me that this song existed, not this song reminds me of the Pimp Lincoln meme. (My fave is But it's Better if You Do from this album)
Here’s the lyrics in case you want to sing along ;) Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes Whoa, everything goes according to plan I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it Because you say so under your breath You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?" Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Never looked better, and you can't stand it Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh... Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!" Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table? They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it Because you say so under your breath You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?" Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Never looked better, and you can't stand it Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? I've never looked better, and you can't stand it Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? I've never looked better, and you can't stand it And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
That comment about long names is darn accurate lol, but that's exactly the reason why I love them so much: they have unique video themes, unique song names and unique songwriting that makes them different and freshes up this rock n' roll scene overall. I just adore Brendon's awesome voice, this is my favourite band ever 💥
Lillie's Amazing Life dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make. It seems the artists these days are not who you think so we'll pick back up on that on another page
I'm a new fan and I was listening to all of their songs on Spotify. A song came on and I was like "oh this is cool, I wonder what this ones call-WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL"😂 dayum I love this song
There's a good reason these tables are numbered, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet. Only Panic! Has these ridiculously long song titles that have nothing to do with the actual song.
Alejandra Rodriguez poop There's actually a good reason (heh) the song has this title (you just haven't thought of it yet). Pay attention to lyrics describing smokes laced with nitroglycerin.
actually the title is quite understandable when you pay attention to the lyrics, ''Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin'' you just haven't thought of it yet ;)
![My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay (I Promise) [Dialogue/MTV Version]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dhZTNgAs4Fc/mqdefault.jpg)
WE'RE PIMPING OUR SISTERS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥
Fr
LMFAOO
Someone: What's your favourite song???
me: *sweats nervously*
+Amanda Duckett is your profile picture misha collins
Joseph Byrne yep
Amanda Duckett cool wasn't sure
+Amanda Duckett oh mines is time to dance
+Amanda Duckett spn fan let me guess?
WE PIMPING LORI WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣
NOOOO
STOP IT NOWWWW
Literally how i learned this somg
Exavtly what i need under this video
@MikeMiller-jd1rqOu
There's a Good Reason These Titles are so Long Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet
+penelope (yay) by fall out boy
here take my w
basically fob
+penelope (yay) you are the best
Ok seriously, Panic! needs to bring these back!
I'm going to start a band called "Long Titles just to Piss People Off"
our main inspiration will be Panic at the Disco
-ƈɨȶʏ ʀǟɨռ- FOB is even worse haha
i'll be the drummer lets gooooooo
You've got a bassist here.
ill gladly be a backup singer lmao
I'll play guitar or something.
"Emo" trilogy
P!ATD: knows the lyrics but not the titles
MCR: knows lyrics and the titles
FOB: knows neither
TOP: Memorizes everything but mixes them up
true lmfao
*laughs in knowing FOB song names and lyrics*
@@communistskeletonpiss frfr I know so many and I don't mix them up or forget??? 🤣
*sweats in memorising as much music, names and lyrics, when I like it*
brendon's a
DiVvVvAAaAAaaaaAaaAA
MollyMiracle we know that
You forgot Gerard Way.
now whenever that line comes up I snap my fingers and sing im a diva with brendon
Sassy
Stop you made me spit out my soup! loling
there's a good reason this song is titled "there's a good reason these tables are numbered, honey, you just havent thought of it yet", honey, you just havent thought of it yet
By Fall Out Boy
+Phanic! at the chemical Tardis panic and the disco and fall out boy are friends. That's also why they music. Also because of weezer
By Panic! At The Disco
by fall out boy
By My Chemical Romance
WE ARE REVIVING LOUD HOUSE FANDOM WITH THIS ONE‼️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️
I like how in the description it says "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out, Available Now." Like, we know. It's been out for 10 years know.
Your name curses us all...
My birthday is the 23rd... I cri
Well it is technically out now. It's just that it's been out now for 10 years.
+march 22 change yOUR NAME
+Wait is that God or Jaime Preciado nah
'There's a reason these song titles are so long, honey, it's just to piss everyone off when it won't fit in the video title'
by fall out boy
RainbowUnicorn Yesh
XD
😂
RainbowUnicorn By Fall Out Boy
when you're inblackslackswithaccentuatingoffwhitepinstripes woah
same 😂
same
me
Same
same
I just love the part where he screams "I'M A DIVVAAAA" with all that sass.
With the fingers clapping on the background haha the best part honestly.
lol
yep...
before he was "A DIIIIVAAA"
and now he's "JUST ANOTHER LA DEVOTEEEEE"
+Camille Shelly oh lo
Samuel Blenke same
i gotta say, this is one of the most criminally underrated PATD songs (i'm probably wrong) and the "everything goes according to plan" part was trending on tiktok at one point
Folkin around is highly underated
@@notyouravragehuman84agreed
yeah I didn’t realise how many parts of this song were trending on tiktok i remember there was also this trend with the “when you’re in black slacks with accentuating off white pin stripes oh woah everything goes according to plan” part of this song too
Ig everything is gonna trend on TikTok at some point
2 years later its trending again but not in a good way
Brendon: I'm the new cancer
Me: no wonder there isn't a cure yet
The fangirls don't want to cure it.
Lolz
xD this is my favourite comment
This wins at UA-cam comments 😂😂
+Grace Barry aha thanks
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
love this part
Same
me tooo! the finger snapping!
a philosphy we all should live by
I READ THIS THE SAME TIME HE SUNG THOSE EXACT WORDS OH GOD
bugu eylul lee I scrolled down to read your comment and it started playing at that part
This song is just pure Loki energy. The chaos and the confidence are so equal and I love it.
🤓
WELL DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU (not mine) ua-cam.com/video/FQi42Mdn8EY/v-deo.html
Okay, now this song has to be in Loki season 2
@@benstrefford2629 how u gonna 🤓 someone when your PFP is a selfie wearing a headset lmao
@@Ken-ru6or its not a selfie its a meme lol
"Panic! At The Disco Makes The Longest Song Titles Ever omg lol." By Fall Out Boy
XD
by Panic! At The Disco
+Harle Travis Malabuyoc by mcr
+Spencer Morgan by tøp
+Harle Travis Malabuyoc by ptv
two types of people:
#1- when did he get all confideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent i'm the new cancer
#2- when did he get all confi-haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer ??
I'm definitely a 1
I'm 2
1
2
1 definately
everything goes according to PLAN 💜
Nice rack LORI 💜
"Hey what's your favourite song?"
Me: "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet."
"...what tables..?"
xD literally just happened to me
This happened to me too!!!!!!
XD
your username is literally me
Me:*scrolling comments*
Me:I see Dan Howell
"hey what's your favorite panic! song?"
*sweats nervously*
"hey are you okay?"
*sweating intensifies*
THERESAGOODREASONTHESETABLESARENUMBEREDHONEYYOUJUSTHAVENTTHOUGHABOUTIT
Looks like you have a fever you can’t sweat out
it’s not as bad as having to say The Song With Five Names a.k.a Soapbox Tao a.k.a. Checkmate, Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government a.k.a. You Can Never Know - 2020 Remastered Version
@@Celestial_TaterTot ah. another will wood fan i see.
@@dvdmrrtnz-yet
I like the part where Brendon says “There’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet”
I get the joke
HAHA THEY DIDN'T FINISH THE TITLE BECAUSE ITS TOO DAMN LONG OMFG IM DYING OFMLAUGHTER THIS S AMAZING
+QueenMia101 no its thought of it yet, not just haven't figured it out yet
Lmao
Maura Weber by Fall Out Boy
Same with lying is the most fun
About two/three of the songs on this album were too long for my phone so they're cut halfway
I love the titles of the songs, i cant remember a single one, but i know them word for word
plot twist: the tables are actually made out of honey
Lampshade oh shit
Lampshade what if hony was made out of table doh
Ok I was laughing at other comments further up and when I saw yours I immediately stopped and reconsidered my life so thanks for that
You win
Plot twist: The honey tables are shaped like numbers.
brendon urie's morning routine:
brendon: [stands in the mirror]
brendon: [breathes in deeply and starts tearing up] *I'M A DIVA!*
Sweetchocolate099 I wheezed
@@kristanscully8192 me too😂 so very very hard
I like how in the description says "lyrics" and there's nothing
same omf
It's not like they're tough to make out, dude enunciates like an ESL teacher through this whole album.
Lel.
yeah this doesn't even really need lyrics unlike fall out boy
ok joah
I imagine this song to be at a giant party, Roaring Twenties style, and the host/hostess is slowly killing everyone and there's a ton of dancing and drinking and it's all very theatrical, then at the end everyones dead and the host/hostess is standing at the top of a grand staircase reminiscing in their psychotic episode.
but you have the greatest mind ive ever come across :-)
+Sophie N Nimrah ;+(
Ava T omfg that reminds me of a black butler episode where there is a party and the host seduces pretty ladies then bids for who wants to kill them (graphic im sorry)
Lol yeah, sell their organs or whatever XD help
I drew it but obviously I can't show you
'I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it'
me at school dances
Sameer
IM A DIIIVVAAAAAA
+Sam King Agreed.
+hi im hailee Yes brendon, yes you are
+Audrey_24 Brendon is the king of diva
now he's just another la devotee
+hi im hailee Where is that? I can't find that part... :(
There's a good reason 'There's a good reason 'There's a good reason these tables are numbered, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet' has a long title, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet' this comment is long, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet - By Fall out boy - By My Chemical Romance
- By Panic! At the disco
That was amazing.
this is it
Okay, yeah, I'm impressed.
reading this hurts my brain. And English is my first language.
Xøftr! By fall out boy
Lyrics:
Please, leave all over coats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
Please, leave all over coats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white pin-stripes, whoa
Everything goes according to plan
I’m the new cancer, never looked better you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips, when did he get all confident?
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain
I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas
And tonight, tonight you are, you are the whispering campaign
I bet to them, your name is Cheap and that to them you look like sh-
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears, and keep telling yourself that,
I'm a diva
Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
I’m the new cancer, never looked better you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips, when did he get all confident?
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer
Never looked better and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
And I know, and I know it just doesn't feel like a night out
With no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious,
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know it just doesn't feel like a night out
With no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious,
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know it just doesn't feel like a night out
With no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious,
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
Crazy=Genius is the modern version of this song
No
+Papi xp yes
+Lry maybe?
disagreed
+therese.ong04 possibly
2005 Brendon Urie: I'm the new cancer!
2015 Brendon Urie: Why has everyone left me?
Me: THERES NO CURE FOR CANCER, HONEY
Yeah there now is..... A cure, that is!+Eva 'Band Phan and Anime Trash' Howlter
Did you...predict the 10 year challenge nonsense?
Haha yea
There’s a cure for cancer honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet
so true
it hurts knowing this song will never have a music video when it totally deserves one
By the time you've finished reading the title to a P!ATD song, it's over...
***** the song is over, I should've worded it better
by Fall Out Boy
TheAtomicNinja Productions well played 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
"I Tried To Read A P!ATD Song Title But The Song Was Over By The Time I Did" by Fall Out Boy
HAH!!
please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the GOODAMN DOORMAN
Thank god for Esteban then 😉
+XxSmolPandaxX honestly I don't know who I'm more mad at right now
+ellie_jena72 hehehe
+XxSmolPandaxX Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Delarosa Ramirez
HHAHAHAHA
2022: "I don't wanna be a diva"
2005: "I'M A DIVAAAAAAA"
2024: pimp lincoln
"There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Throught of It You" OMFG SO LONG TITLE
Saludame en tus videos
Leoreo? que hace aqui?
Q haces aquí?
ikr like why didn’t they just make it “there a good reason” or “there’s a good reason these tables are numbered”
@@emsq2763 it's their style to make long titles, at least in their older albums
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
By fall out boy
+Turtles XP TurtlesXP xD
god, finally found a comment with the lyrics on it. thanks btw, people like u r the backbone of modern society
Tnx for this i could never understand the lyrics
Thx you're totally awesome!
Everything goes according to plan💰💰
people getting excited about all the new songs and im still crying about this one.
same here
Chloe Gray same
Chloe Gray same
By fall out boy
I laughed I cried!! I got nostalgic
"I'm a diva!" loved that
ikr? its like so satisfying to hear.
Beep Boop it really is
Beep Boop I put my volume to the max on that part. His voice is so soothing.
at 1:34 it's funny because Brendon is just like, oh yeah there's also like this REALLY dangerous chemical in the cigarettes , just thought id let u know.
I think this might be my all-time favourite Panic! song... It's just so good and so sassy omg
yes, they take sass to an extreme
just like Bunny👍👍
+Camille Shelly OH MY GOD SWAMP FAMILY
+Ash
yaaaaas SWAMP FAMILYYYYYYY
I LOVE BUNNYYYYYY
SAME
UA-cam couldn't even handle the title of this song wow glad I'm not the only one
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+AbrosexualAvocado you have too much fun with the copy and paste button
MyChemicalLPS I should be banned from it tbh
+MyChemicalLPS
yeah seriously X3
+AbrosexualAvocado
if copy-paste was a sport you'd win 1st place lol
hold on clyde….. 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰’𝓼 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓷….
Man I miss the good old days when songs had the longest clever/strange titles.
Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy were probably the best at it.
Charsept Agreed
Charsept They did!😄
Charsept
and mcr from their first album
completely different scene but jeromes dream did it well as well
just look for Will Wood and the Tapeworms, he’s got some terrifyingly long song names
their titles have more words than a jusin bieber or rihanna whole song
black roses baby and work are two single words no wonder
black roses haha
like honestly this song title has more words then all of the lyrics to the "song" work by Rhianna
black roses what doesn't
je pense donc je suis by Fall Out Boy
0:40 everything goes according to plan >:)
Aw man, nostalgia! This was totally my middle school jam! And then my high school jam. And now here I am jamming to it in college...
+RadiantSereneChaos It's ok I'm a Junior in college and obviously haven't moved on #noshame
+RadiantSereneChaos This was my elementary school jam, forgot about it in middle school, just coming back to it after meeting (more like talking to for the first time) a girl who loves this band. Glad she brought it up, I remember the good ole days when I would sit on my swing listening to this for hours on end :P
You're right though, hardcore nostalgia from this one
+Jane Doe When your profile picture goes with your comment.
Omg same! I thought I was the only one xD
here I am still jamming to it after graduating college in 2012 bahahaha
I love how it says LYRICS in the description YET no lyrics :D
+Cheryl B no it's not :///
ItsAllisonDuh | There's a good reson these lyrics aren't there honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.
awkwardlivie productions i laughed rlly loud at that omggggg isjsjsjjs
tru beans
Nothing yet
Pimp lincoln theme song frfrfrfr
If you took all the song titles from the first album and put them together, you could make a good college application
True true
By Fall Out Boy
XD
Lyrics anyone?
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
You copied and pasted that.
By Fall Out Boy
Hi
somehow this is better than searching for another video for lyrics
Thank
0:44
I can't stop saying jazz hands before the chorus because of that 1 performance
this. this song is the reason why I can never tell anyone my favorite song. I have been shunned by society. my parents have forgotten about me. all because when they asked my favorite song i had to say the title of this song. I sweat just thinking of it. my worst nightmare was lived out.
Samuel Stinneford I guess that’s why it’s... a fever you can’t sweat out ;)
there's a good reason i love *there's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven't thought of it yet* honey, you just haven't thought of it yet
LocoMOSHion by fall out boy
LocoMOSHion yep same fam lol ooh
Hannah Sokolowski by Panic! At The Disco
LocoMOSHion nice
Pimp Lincoln reminded me of this song, but someone should make a full animatic of it (so many good moments in this song)
I think i remember seeing an animatic of the song, but it used a cover instead of the original
silence newgen who found this song via a meme, patd fan of 5 years is talking 🤫🧏♀
@@mcrmakesmedance Nah, my grammar is probably bad but I meant to say is Pimp Lincoln reminded me that this song existed, not this song reminds me of the Pimp Lincoln meme.
(My fave is But it's Better if You Do from this album)
Is anyone else pointlessly annoyed that the Fever songs weren't uploaded on here in order they are on the album?
Thank you for captioning my anguish.
I just wheezed because I’m so stupid. I can’t understand this i-
I've always wanted to hear a My Chemical Romance cover of this song
um.... sorry 😂😂 i wish they did tho
hell yeah
same but....yeah...that's not happening
Sir Derpsalot you didn't have to remind me 😭😭
*wipes tear*
wELL THE THING IS
Here’s the lyrics in case you want to sing along ;)
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table?
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
Thanks!
I Dun Care you're welcome
00:38 the closest he'll ever get to rapping
XF
King of the clouds..... 😏
@@mcgeever more like old fashioned
@@mcgeever is not that fast
Star spangled banger 0:32 That one is insane
WhenyoureinblackslackswithaccentuatingoffwhitepinstripeswoAHH *passes out*
I keep coming back to this song.. wow finally commenting. My favorite parts are his cute lil laugh at 1:07 and "I'm a divaaaa" with the sass at 1:32
I didn't know Gerard Way was on this album cover
OMG XD
oh mi god
+Panic! at tyler josephs basement
wow
you're name..
+Indiana Sushi oh wow :D
+Indiana Sushi oh wow :D
"I'm the new cancer" Story of my life
Shaea M. lol😂
Shaea M. I'm the overrated and older cancer, description for me
Everything goes according to plan! 😈🎩💸
Reaction Channels theme
"Haven't you heard I'm the new cancer"
(This has become less relevant I'm sorry)
+Nope92 you tried
hey we have similar usernames
Did we just become best friends?
I was looking for a comment like this lmao
why doesn't anybody talk about bren's giggle at around 1:07? askin' the real questions here, folks.
Brendon: I'm the new cancer
Me: No you're an Aries Brendon.
You can kill me.
🔪
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
Hahaha this sent me
Aries is the new Cancer bro
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANIC!!
The first Panic! song I heard, when I was about 12... 5 years down the line and it still makes my top 5
she’s 25 now…
Im just imagining Ryan saying¨ jazz hands!¨ before the chorus
this song makes me so HYPED
i just love it
and the "im a DIIIVAA" is so satisfying to hear and i love it~~~
having long ass titles that usually have no correlation to the song
Just panic things
Yep
"Having long ass titles that usually have no correlation to the song
Just panic things By Fall Out Boy" By Panic! At The Disco.
+Lía Peña "Having long ass titles that usually have no correlation to the song by Fall Out Boy by Panic! At the Disco" By Fall Out Boy
what has this become
+Amina Mukhtar who knows anymore
No Doubt This Is Their Best Album And One Of The Best Albums Ever Made
Is it bad that I sing the trumpet part at the end?
nooope I do too!
i do lmao
Crybabytheflowerchild I do that every time
I DO TOOO😭😭
We all do
I feel like the songs on this album could totally be on a Broadway musical
I love this song. I will continue to listen to it everyday like I have been for the last 5 years.
0:01 you can set yourself on fire 🔥
Happy 10th bday! I was 7 when this was released. Weird. I know all the words... Love this album💜
I was four when this was released but this is my favorite album ❤️ and I also know all the words lmao
+Marybelle i was 4 too :D
Oh shit. I was 2
+Niamh Brady me too
When was this out ? Lol
0:36 EVERYTHING GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN
There’s a Good Reason These Titles are long Honey, you ou Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet’.
Lol tru
'You just haven't read all of it yet.'
'Here's One Reason That These Titles are Long, but You Won't Find Out Until the End of the Song'
by Fall Out Boy
My Chemical Escape by Fall Out Boy ft. My Chemical Romance
That comment about long names is darn accurate lol, but that's exactly the reason why I love them so much: they have unique video themes, unique song names and unique songwriting that makes them different and freshes up this rock n' roll scene overall. I just adore Brendon's awesome voice, this is my favourite band ever 💥
'talk tauh mirror. OOOOOOO choke back tears'
Do you do weddings?
@d1ohater69 no I'm bust pacing the pews
WHY IS THIS SONG SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY GOD.
theres a good reason these tables are numbered, sweaty you just havent thought of it yet
Honey*
+Dasia Zientek (AmazingDasiasaur) *hunny :):):)
+petewentzsemohair here take my L
+Kuro The Kitsune applause applause, no wait wait
Lillie's Amazing Life dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make. It seems the artists these days are not who you think so we'll pick back up on that on another page
I had a Santander ad
They used High Hopes as a song and clips of Brendon. I am so proud of my Beebo
i keep thinking that 4th person is gerard
......Pham
Super minecraft Girl yo
ChloeIsNotAmazing THE PHAM HAS CALLED >•
ChloeIsNotAmazing YEP
WHEN I FIRST GOT INTO THE FANDOMS I THOUGHT IT WAS
I'M A DIVAAAAA
everthing goes according to plan 🔥🔥
I'm a new fan and I was listening to all of their songs on Spotify. A song came on and I was like "oh this is cool, I wonder what this ones call-WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL"😂 dayum I love this song
Brendon Urie knew about the cancer jokes before it was mainstream.
Actually it would be Ryan Ross, because he did write the whole AFYCSO album, but sure.
@@suten79 wdym he still knew about the jokes he literally sang all the lyrics
There's A Good Reason Brendon is a DIVAAAAaaaaAAAaaaa
There's a good reason these tables are numbered, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.
Only Panic! Has these ridiculously long song titles that have nothing to do with the actual song.
Alejandra Rodriguez poop There's actually a good reason (heh) the song has this title (you just haven't thought of it yet). Pay attention to lyrics describing smokes laced with nitroglycerin.
actually the title is quite understandable when you pay attention to the lyrics, ''Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin'' you just haven't thought of it yet ;)
By Fall Out Boy
Hmm, now I understand. Thank you for explaining it for me.
Every single song on this album is ridiculously good .
Best P!atD album ever, period .
7 years later this song is still fire
literally!!!😂
People who found this from TikTok: OMG TIKTOK AUDIO LOLOLOLOL
Me who had a P!ATD phase in middle school: *Shut.*
Same 😔
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
@Mubarak Ege exactly
right.
I knowed this song thanks to that tiktok trend but then I became obsessed with the whole album. help.