Jimmy Carr Jokes to Prepare You For Natural Born Killer | Jimmy Carr

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  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness 7 місяців тому +58

    2:13:56 That was very sweet of you. She needed something special to brighten her day and you included her in your show and you made her feel wanted when she was at her lowest; it's a memory she'll never forget. I absolutely love your jokes, you might have been able to win the title of funniest comedian I've ever seen on jokes alone, but you being wholesome every now and then really just adds several more points on top!

    • @LeanAndMean44
      @LeanAndMean44 7 місяців тому +1

      Jimmy Carr doesn’t manage his own channel tho lol

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 7 місяців тому +6

      @@LeanAndMean44 Yes, and I imagine if any humans operating his channel come across a comment like this and read it, and then later encounter Jimmy Carr and he asks "did they say anything nice about me?" that person will shrug and say "nah, they all hate you and think you're trash."

    • @LeanAndMean44
      @LeanAndMean44 7 місяців тому +3

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness I don’t think Jimmy Carr would ask that, I don’t think they would tell him unsolicited, and I don’t think anybody reads the comments.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 7 місяців тому

      @@LeanAndMean44 Ah yes, I'm sure he is completely unaware of what sort of comments his UA-cam channel gets. He's got just absolutely no idea what goes on in here.

    • @LeanAndMean44
      @LeanAndMean44 7 місяців тому +2

      @@TheReaverOfDarknessbut I guess you can find out, surely he would respond to a comment like yours. But first, tell me, have you ever seen a comment under any of his videos that got a heart or a reply from the channel.

  • @adammulkey267
    @adammulkey267 7 місяців тому +40

    Absolutely the best comedian out there. Love your material, keep them coming please!

  • @arghjayem
    @arghjayem 6 місяців тому +10

    01:18:02 of course these days the Puppet looks more realistic than Carr himself after the work he’s had done! 😂

    • @Tyan_Nahts
      @Tyan_Nahts 2 місяці тому

      The puppet version looks more like Seth MacFarlane.

  • @kotogray8335
    @kotogray8335 6 місяців тому +31

    All I'm saying is that very few comedians can make you cry with laughter...

  • @napoleao3409
    @napoleao3409 5 місяців тому +16

    Oh man, the more I watch this, the more I like this Brit. The only regret is that even if my English isn't too bad but still, there are some gaps and the YT translations are rubbish. Anyway, Jimmy, is hilarious

  • @reggiebhorrorbaker1650
    @reggiebhorrorbaker1650 7 місяців тому +20

    Lov jimmy carr jokes

  • @clintonspeaks8668
    @clintonspeaks8668 6 місяців тому +75

    My mom used to beat me with a metal coat hanger when i was younger, She did upgrade to a belt when i was born.

  • @patrickungaro1447
    @patrickungaro1447 7 місяців тому +18

    Excited for tomorrow!

    • @Mossyz.
      @Mossyz. 6 місяців тому

      Why ?

  • @jimmartin1803
    @jimmartin1803 5 місяців тому +3

    Love his show. Even the stuff I don’t understand.

  • @leanneharley6311
    @leanneharley6311 7 місяців тому +7

    Cant wait to see you at the Edinburgh Playhouse in August! CAN. NOT. WAIT! ❤

  • @KellyAllen-gc5oy
    @KellyAllen-gc5oy 6 місяців тому +7

    Your timing and delivery were on point! What a great performance!

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson 3 місяці тому

      ​@Ang543210- KellyAllen is another chat-bot spam unit. 🤖👀 Please ignore it.

  • @JeshuaFlores-du1xv
    @JeshuaFlores-du1xv 6 місяців тому +35

    bro when he brought back the “when i was a kid i was scared of the dentist” joke with the kid 😂😂😂

    • @ResonantFractal
      @ResonantFractal 6 місяців тому

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  • @philliphayden2727
    @philliphayden2727 7 місяців тому +6

    Thanks for releasing all of you older material, including Specials and Cats over the last couple of years. Hope I can see you live on your US tour this year. Watching your new Special tomorrow, if timing is right, 3/4 of the people in this house don't get actual comedy or anything British and/or posh.

  • @BigSteve_Gaming187
    @BigSteve_Gaming187 20 днів тому +1

    1:13:40. Is it just me? Or, does Jimmy look more real in this scene 🤔? He doesn't look like the grown-up version of Slappy from R.L. Stines Goosebumps there. More like a mexican businessman and/or a turkish businessman. 🙃

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 7 місяців тому +3

    Damn, I thought the new special was streaming now but not til tomorrow!!

  • @jeffyoung9341
    @jeffyoung9341 7 місяців тому +5

    Will be watching!

  • @hugorune766
    @hugorune766 7 місяців тому +17

    Love it, thanks Jimmy
    😁

  • @johnm7489
    @johnm7489 6 місяців тому

    This is new to me, thank you Jimmy!

  • @imdagirl945
    @imdagirl945 7 місяців тому +2

    we need more compilations jimmy

  • @michaelb1498
    @michaelb1498 5 місяців тому

    I'm an extract brewer, thanks Paul for another quick brew idea!

  • @bloodmoney88
    @bloodmoney88 7 місяців тому

    Thank you very much.

  • @jefffitzsimmons2652
    @jefffitzsimmons2652 5 місяців тому

    Had me at "ugly children."😅

  • @dkmorris713
    @dkmorris713 6 місяців тому +1

    I just watched the new special. I had no idea Jimmy was a dad. Congratulations aplently, my favortie comedian!

  • @Eddie-km4do
    @Eddie-km4do Місяць тому

    Proud to call him an Irish man like myself

  • @Beatricia1
    @Beatricia1 5 місяців тому +16

    Don't listen to this at the gym😂

    • @michelecash5240
      @michelecash5240 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ZaneConnor
      @ZaneConnor 3 місяці тому

      Or on the train

    • @HumbleMonsterUK
      @HumbleMonsterUK Місяць тому

      I only put it on when I have to walk somewhere over 20+ mins 😂

  • @shawnbartley9223
    @shawnbartley9223 7 місяців тому +11

    Funniest man on the planet with a message, love ya work Jimmy stick it to the world champ!

    • @martynilsson4731
      @martynilsson4731 6 місяців тому +1

      What message?

    • @lillired857
      @lillired857 6 місяців тому

      um no

    • @KitNoxious
      @KitNoxious 6 місяців тому +3

      @@martynilsson4731that comedians shouldn’t have to stick to safe topics

    • @jaredbell9463
      @jaredbell9463 5 місяців тому

      B​@@KitNoxious

    • @MrLtia1234
      @MrLtia1234 3 місяці тому +1

      @@KitNoxious I don't think there are many stand up comedians that do stick to safe topics. Hardly any. Certainly since the 80s.

  • @StalkerIII
    @StalkerIII 6 місяців тому

    Brilliant!

  • @charlottethompson2123
    @charlottethompson2123 7 місяців тому +1

    Goodnight from London x

  • @jelehan88
    @jelehan88 3 місяці тому

    Buffy? the Vampire slayer?Your Muppet does look like Angel....

  • @1first367
    @1first367 4 місяці тому +1

    1:01:30 into this video. Best part! :)

  • @laalki80
    @laalki80 6 місяців тому +2

    2:12:32 Hah, stole that from Robbie Williams on Graham Norton!

  • @GerardHammond
    @GerardHammond 7 місяців тому

    so funny. Thank you Jimmy

  • @roydemarais
    @roydemarais Місяць тому

    I LIKED THE AUDIENCE'S JOKES AT LEAST AS MUCH...MAYBE MORE!!

  • @xantech42
    @xantech42 7 місяців тому +1

    Can’t wait!

  • @FoundaPeanut
    @FoundaPeanut 7 місяців тому +3

    Where’s Alan?

  • @oliveradams1555
    @oliveradams1555 5 місяців тому

    Awesome. Makes me want to see him actually live.

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 7 місяців тому

    Moral Dilemma Starter Question: Depends on if the pandas are innocent or have killed the Whale's calf. Or maybe the Whale had mistaken the pandas for the killers, as they looked identical to the guilty pandas and to be fair they were looking for the Whale's newest born calf.

  • @CrouchingGrandpa
    @CrouchingGrandpa 7 місяців тому +2

    Jimmyyyyyyyyyyyyy letsgoo

  • @carrigancooper9562
    @carrigancooper9562 7 місяців тому +1

    Jimmy Carr make more videos please?

  • @MT-kx2uc
    @MT-kx2uc 7 місяців тому +4

    Watching him on BBC1 now and he looks and acts like a puppet; it's creeped me out!

  • @0mr.nonsense0
    @0mr.nonsense0 6 місяців тому

    Fun fact: Nobody knows if Tracy and the Dentist who likes Soup actually got together

  • @v.loveslaughter1968
    @v.loveslaughter1968 6 місяців тому +1

    Insane

  • @Mossyz.
    @Mossyz. 27 днів тому

  • @freqeist
    @freqeist 5 днів тому

    oh the hamster cheek version

  • @LesusGames
    @LesusGames Місяць тому

    NGL, the puppet looks more like Charlie Sheen than it does Jimmy.

  • @mused1019
    @mused1019 6 місяців тому

    my names kelly.....lmfao....

  • @cyberjack
    @cyberjack 7 місяців тому +2

    the new special Natural Born Killer wasn't that great IMO .. felt quite tame and without his usual edge .. sorry jimmy .. you cant win them all

    • @cyberjack
      @cyberjack 4 місяці тому

      @@seeglines possibly yeah

  • @Rammbock
    @Rammbock 28 днів тому

    Jimmy was much funnier in this period of his career

  • @SuLokify
    @SuLokify 7 місяців тому +2

    Life is too short for reruns

  • @BostonDon
    @BostonDon 4 місяці тому

    Nagasaki was an airburst, so no.. lol

  • @Quenthall
    @Quenthall 6 місяців тому

    Hilarious

  • @jaysunbrady
    @jaysunbrady 6 місяців тому +2

    The American audience dont really know what to make of him.

  • @carlthomas3074
    @carlthomas3074 3 місяці тому

    4:50 too far! 😮

  • @SHA70
    @SHA70 7 місяців тому +2

    New show really not good. Saw it on netflix. His gift is not there anymore. Too bad. I like him as a person.

  • @nathelondon3719
    @nathelondon3719 5 місяців тому

    How about some new material?

  • @downunda107
    @downunda107 6 місяців тому

    Please keep playing ALL of Your performances. Many of Us think You are Christ Like ! You know why , yes ? ........J.C. 😅 Stephen from geelong oztraya :)

  • @adamgrimsley6455
    @adamgrimsley6455 6 місяців тому

    I saw Jimmy be nice to someone?

  • @pleappleappleap
    @pleappleappleap 29 днів тому

    The would you bum your dad joke.
    Torturers have, at times, gone from door to door and pulled everyone out of a house and forced them to have sex with each other. People have dealt with it by having their children stay with the neighbors. Horrifying, no?

  • @TheJoematarazzo
    @TheJoematarazzo 3 місяці тому

    I liked Vlad.

  • @catalinnicolaevici2061
    @catalinnicolaevici2061 6 місяців тому

    Wow i actually find British comedy really funny Im Romanian but i live in Cincinnati ohio(USA) i also find British females extremely sexy. Definitely need come visit maybe ill stay😂

  • @kaelenburton2236
    @kaelenburton2236 2 місяці тому

    Yeah nah hea great but the mj baby joke sheesh man gotta draw the line somewhere 😂 w.t.h

  • @tesfuweldemikael2902
    @tesfuweldemikael2902 7 місяців тому +1

    Daniel is hot

    • @danielmacdonald3130
      @danielmacdonald3130 7 місяців тому +1

      Thanks

    • @tesfuweldemikael2902
      @tesfuweldemikael2902 7 місяців тому +1

      @@danielmacdonald3130 I was joking. He isn't. His mum is. Believe me, I have sources. Or rather I went to the source.

  • @imtheguvnor
    @imtheguvnor 7 місяців тому +76

    Stop playing your old video's Carr.

    • @leanneharley6311
      @leanneharley6311 7 місяців тому +126

      Stop watching videos your just going to moan about "guvnor!"

    • @myowngenesis
      @myowngenesis 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@leanneharley6311😅

    • @ThatOldStoner
      @ThatOldStoner 7 місяців тому +18

      What does the video own?

    • @newprofilesowhat1339
      @newprofilesowhat1339 7 місяців тому +60

      Stop using possessive apostrophes to pluralise words...

    • @myowngenesis
      @myowngenesis 7 місяців тому +14

      @@ThatOldStoner whatever you're smoking, I want some

  • @AD-JD
    @AD-JD 7 місяців тому +2

    It’s awful. Netflix special is a hard watch. Couldn’t finish it. Sad

  • @KlNGOFTHEPIRATES
    @KlNGOFTHEPIRATES 7 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @dudeimbusy
    @dudeimbusy 4 місяці тому

  • @americanoutside
    @americanoutside 6 місяців тому

    ❤😅😅😅😅😅😊

  • @JoeScalise4
    @JoeScalise4 3 місяці тому

    A and can S

  • @damienholden2132
    @damienholden2132 5 місяців тому

    Well u did not fight that mutch for ur country 1969

  • @Deleted11100
    @Deleted11100 3 місяці тому

    Fat jimmy carr was nearly funnier

  • @christianfiguroa7147
    @christianfiguroa7147 7 місяців тому +3

    he talked about his niece and she’s only 6 and there’s a lot of people who have been reprimanded for stuff like that why does he get to get away with it that’s not equality. People have no back bone these days

    • @Darkdeity616
      @Darkdeity616 7 місяців тому

      Are you fucking high 😂😂

    • @nodangles6983
      @nodangles6983 7 місяців тому +9

      Stand-up comedy might not be your thing.

    • @wayne7521
      @wayne7521 7 місяців тому

      ​@@nodangles6983I best sit down

    • @jameswatson2855
      @jameswatson2855 7 місяців тому +8

      If you don't like don't watch

    • @viennois0123
      @viennois0123 7 місяців тому +5

      You might be on to something big here. Don't let it slide. Better inform the authorities.

  • @Solid3d-Melb
    @Solid3d-Melb 7 місяців тому +1

    The most non-funniest comedian alive.

    • @FaisalBones
      @FaisalBones 3 місяці тому

      14:32 i think you need to hear this part again

  • @krowenfernandes246
    @krowenfernandes246 7 місяців тому +6

    This was a waste, expected better. Jokes all below par. Some were really sad. Ricky and Anthony J is what i changed to halfway

  • @lionelbologna8542
    @lionelbologna8542 7 місяців тому

    I dunno if you sold out Jimmy...but your jokes aren't as funny

    • @j.a.weishaupt1748
      @j.a.weishaupt1748 4 місяці тому

      Sold out to who? Why would someone pay him to be less funny?

  • @mickey0303
    @mickey0303 7 місяців тому +4

    Jimmy Carr is getting Old.... looks and sounds like he lost his edge...I used to like his Material. now I am just getting bored.

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 7 місяців тому

      it's more like Jimmys Poetry Sessions

  • @darienkinne1347
    @darienkinne1347 6 місяців тому

    So this is what passes for comedy in Britain? That notion is far more funny than any of this guy's material.

    • @Nickm32797
      @Nickm32797 6 місяців тому +5

      Obviously no sense of humor

    • @Jim-wr9iz
      @Jim-wr9iz 6 місяців тому +3

      Darien probably just doesn't understand the jokes. Maybe the accent throws him.

  • @amedaius8492
    @amedaius8492 6 місяців тому +109

    I miss slightly chunkier Jimmy Carr. Anyone else? I mean I laud him for getting healthier, but hes cuter when hes a little chubbier.

    • @ellissamsontech
      @ellissamsontech 6 місяців тому +21

      I feel like he was funnier back then too, this latest show he’s done didn’t really get me laughing much.

    • @nadiajasminebaki4318
      @nadiajasminebaki4318 6 місяців тому +4

      Was he I'll?

    • @BuddhatheBlackDog
      @BuddhatheBlackDog 6 місяців тому +4

      Jimmy Carr before cosmetic surgery

    • @miamiinfinity5625
      @miamiinfinity5625 4 місяці тому +2

      Wtf …. When was he heavy he was always slim

    • @DerEchteBold
      @DerEchteBold 4 місяці тому +1

      @@miamiinfinity5625
      Yeah, it's really just the face.

  • @MrDuffy81
    @MrDuffy81 5 місяців тому +1

    What’s with the new Jimmy? He has a different hairline. Is he a clone or did he get hair Implant plugs?