CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | Dan Bull Board Game Rap Challenge
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- Опубліковано 29 жов 2024
- So In his response to JT's fact rap challenge, it seems Dan Bull issued his own! And who am I to turn him down?
Board games were a pretty big part of my growing up and I still play a lot of Scrabble to this day, so this was a real blast to put together! Sure, it's kinda long (I have very little self control when writing...) But I hope you enjoy!
A huge thanks to Eskelater for the beats and to both him and my pal Reece for appearing in the video with me and for giving up their weekends to put up with the laborious shooting process!
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The Stupendium is a musician, animator and content creator, creating weird, wonderful and usually incredibly nerdy songs and animations. Join them on their journey to obscure, niche internet stardom! They have some pretty decent videos, wonderful facial hair and a great sense of discomfort describing themself in the third person.
When i threw out the board game challenge I never expected someone to come back with an entire musical with multiple characters and acts, as well as endless streams of lyrical perfection... this is incredible. In fact... it's a GAME CHANGER
I realise I've now said thank you in about 4 different places now but the point still stands. So thank you! I'm super glad you enjoyed!
The Stupendium I guess you're officially more than a wannabe wishing he was a Dan Bull whose crappiness came from the landfill. You're the shit, and not from the landfill
:D
Umm.... not exactly an ideal compliment, enddorb.
Skinnybones ua-cam.com/video/krFOB7pK6u0/v-deo.html
Amateur wordsmith, approx. 2:45
Nice reference there, very few people go back to my older content! That made me smile! :)
2018: you cant afford an apology.
2019: you can rent an apology.
seems like a good alternative so people wont get mad.
If we keep it up like this, it’ll be like Kindergarten all over again!
We are a family forged in bureaucracy
No i in team, but there's con in economy
Oh did you want adventure? Were you hoping for fun?
(Hopefully) 2022: you can afford an apology
The Chairman is like some monstrous being who appears and makes people play board games. And always wins. It'd be a terrifying SCP.
Those who lose the game to entity SCP-4965-A(The 'Chairman') will become entity SCP-4965-Bs, who will relentlessly hunt down other players and defeat them in board games, causing more SCP-4965-B instances.
Hey... call O5, think we found a solution to the whole Bright problem... let the Chairman wipe the board with him
@@dwightyoung2291 yes. Can I make this into a real thing? I want this
@@papyfromundertale8800 Oh, sorry, go ahead! Ping me when it's done, I'd love to see it.
@@dwightyoung2291 ooh, you know how the chairman is decorated with bits from the games he plays? The B-instances will be decorated in the bits of the games they lost, and such those are the only games they can challenge other people to
I love that in the game Clue/Cluedo not only does the murderer NOT know he committed the deed, he can actually WIN the game by exposing himself. "I accuse... ME?"
Accurate to the game.
“I just threw the wrench, I didn’t know it would kill someone!” Cluependium
@@marshalloverturf9040😂 That killed me for sure!
The four people who disliked this should be sent to jail, straight to jail. They should not pass Go, nor should they collect $200.
John Clifford its changed to 65
@@holeofdarn 68
Dude McGuy I don't wanna say it, but now it's 69
@@holeofdarn n o i c e
75
Realizations of each of the Chairman's forms:
- Monopoly Chairman's wine had a Monopoly buck in it (of what type, I can't tell), implying that he has made enough money through the game alone that he doesn't care about wasting it. He also had multiple hotels on one space - either a cheat tactic or a homebrew rule, either way it makes for a "corrupt businessman" feel perfectly.
- The Scrabble Chairman had a dictionary right next to him - a rhyme dictionary, to be precise, but a dictionary nonetheless. Scrabble form of the Chairman had access to a dictionary, i.e. he was cheating. Also explains how he seemingly just casually knew the words using Z, Q, etc.
- The Clue Chairman's dark puns, as well as having the wrench right next to him, is foreshadowing that he is the killer. He probably knew it in the first place, in fact, but if he managed to successfully condemn Mr. Green, he was likely to get away with it. Unfortunately, the other two players had the cards to prove that the Clue Chairman was lying.
Well played
Wow, ok
@Radley Smith The way he picks up the wrench after being revealed implies that was the murder weapon. I considered the candlestick unimportant to mention with that context.
@Radley Smith Is that even legally playable?
Basically, the Chairman is a cheater
I think I would love playing clue against this guy.
Paradox Dreams me toi
Me too
Mr Black is dead? Was it the cops?
I act the same will playing clue I talked to people by there game names and pull out the real items in the game like in the video when he pulls out a wrench
Purple Guy With hindsight...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
At exactly 2:05 the letters are arranged to spell "Get Rekt"
Didn't know if anyone else noticed, but I thought it would be nice to point out.
This is an ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE by the way, I feel like dusting off the boxes and playing some of these again.
Oh Wow-
That's not a real word, no points.
I saw it too.
And then a bit later, it shows 4 long complicated words and the fourth one is "overcompensating"
I did
Makes 6 songs about video games.
Makes the first sentence in this song: "Roll up and put down your controller"
I find his logic very good
Sounds legit
JUST 6?!?!?
Austin Mullins well right then at least
@@AustinMullinsTech Yeah now he has thousand
He's the chairman of the board, TAXING on your survival
Out to MURDER competition and sit back and hike the price up
What they're doing can only SPELL disaster
Most underrated channel ever. You deserve much more exposure for your talent 😁
Ha ha! NOW WE HAVE MINECRAFT ANIMATORS
The Captain Disillusion of rap/music UA-camrs.
Amen
Okie doki
I FULLY AGREE WITH THIS
this deserves a remaster or remake. Imagine this with all the utilized skills and equipment Greg gained in the past 4-5 years
Hell yeah!
Maybe with new games. Trivial Pursuit, Game of Life, or something else
TIL Stupendium's name is Greg
You just _board_ me to death! Amazing stuff as always! ;)
What a strange compliment
Harry, you're the man of puns, animations and songs of fun but since I suck at rapping I'm done
Am GLaD this is here
GOD F***ING DAMN IT
Ayyyyyyyy Portal man!
_Remind me to never play a game of Scrabble or Words Up with you!_
How about Candyland?
Never play a word game with any rapper.
enddorb watch out for Eminem
Just An Edit
Okay. Never play a game of Scrabble or Words up with him.
Candyland is fine
Dude, you absolutely CRUSHED it. The bars were fantastic, the lyrics fit perfectly with their corresponding games, and, let's face it, NOBODY got tired of the jokes. Amazing!
yeah
That's as true as time
Or I think that is how the phrase goes
Okay, but how do you BREATHE between lyrics? The verses run together so smoothly when you're singing that its hard for me to simply assume that it was the magic of editing out breaths.
This is a legitimate question, cripes!
@The God Of Cringe Like crepes but with an I
That Monopoly verse was one of the sickest rap verses I've ever heard! And that's coming from a fan of Dan Bull, Daddyphatsnaps, JT Music, and Mac Lethal to name a few.
That combined with the death-puns have earned you my like & my subscription. :)
I like how one of the insanely long Scrabble words was "overcompensating."
Dude, I don't understand how you aren't WAY more popular than you are right now. That number shouldn't be 20 thousand, it should be 2 million. And I mean that truthfully. Keep on being awesome.
Though if you're accepting questions for the Q&A here, I guess it wouldn't hurt...
#STUTWENTYUM
How long does it generally take you to write an entire rap? How long for the animations? Which rap has been your favorite one to do? Have you found a photo of Topps' yet?
Okay, time for me to go sit in the DDLC waiting room. (I know it's coming. I saw the facts rap.)
And here we are. Something else - I hope it's my mistake; please, tell me I'm wrong, but how come, that I can't find 'The Stupendium' in your subscriptions-list? Did you betray us? were you a hypocrite from the very beginning? did you intentionally hinder his growth 4years ago?!
[intro]
Roll up and put down your controller
Forget the C.O.D
The table top is what the call's of
So grab some paper and start taking down the scores
But don't forget you're up against the chairman of the board
[spoken]
Right then! Games night everyone! What's up first? I know what my money's on
[verse 1]
If you're into causing a family schism
Consider some table-top capitalism
A battle of balances, man I'm so talented
Mopping up profits with Randian callousness
Isn't much use for financial analysis
Banks are all froze in the throes of paralysis
Golly, it's very nice crushing the parasites
Man I'm in paradise give me a pair of dice
I hold 'em, I blow 'em, I roll them
I'm strolling my token right over the Go
And I'm folding the dough
Then I'm throwing down homes
On my portfolio
My monopoly grows
You won't topple me no
I'm a polished demolisher
Dropping hotels right on top of my foes
If you're stopping your boat on my property know
That it's probably honestly gonna be
More than the cost of the whole of the global economy
So you should just stop and just offer me
All of your keys and your dog
Well you could call it a robbery
You can't afford an apology
All your accountants would flounder and wobble
The top of my profits would boggle a monarchy
Stopping me, ha, take me to court
All that I'm making I'm taking abroad
It's tucked under the board
So send me to jail and then
Pay off my bail with your rent
Have you thought about having your assets absorbed?
Extorting the poor whilst cutting the cord at community beauty awards
You pitifully bid in futility
I've got the roads and the rails and utilities
So bring the waterworks
Your tears will oil the gears of my infamy
Kid in the living room sat on the floor
Imagining I'm on the cover of Forbes
I'm turning this city upside down
Which really amounts to you flipping the board
[spoken]
Now I know nobody likes a loot box economy. But I think we can all agree on a community chest. Hm?
[hook]
Roll up and put down your controller
Forget the Steam sale, I'ma steam roll ya'
Those twelve-year-olds on Xbox Gold may bolster up your scores
But now my friend, you're up against a chairman of the board
[spoken]
Think you can beat me? Winning is my middle name! Which does not make it a proper noun
[verse 2]
Have you heard the word upon the street?
That nerds prefer our words discreetly
Neatly placed upon a sheet when we compete
Words With Friends is for the weak
A cheap pretender to the peak
Of wordy splendour
Classic Scrabble can unleash
Except, you see
It never leaves me satisfied
When standard boards are utilized
I play my scrabble super-sized
It makes the points quadruple-ise
This ancient mosaics not half as prosaic
As when I am placing my tiles in amazing displays
Every play a foray in intrinsic ballistic linguistic forte
I'm a dictionary kicking my score into space
Or at least to the corners a double word score is for paupers
I'm playing for triple or more stacking multiple multiples up on the board
In a single retort to your pitiful awful attempts, it's a bore
No, the pen and the sword couldn't ever compare to the weapons I've brought to the fore
Seven letters is all I need to do more for literature
Than Dickens or Shakespeare could ever have brought
My lexicon's better than anything ever attempted before
With clever and eloquent spelling galore
Whatever the letters you're giving me
Fiddly glyphs? I administer liberally
I play a Q or a Z like a symphony
Giving you quixotry, quartzy or syzygy wizardry
Slinging these nouns and verbs
Sticks and stones might be preferred
So to sum up the rhymes you've heard?
Face it you couldn't find the words
[spoken]
Aha! Victory is mine! Which uses all seven tiles and gets me a fifty point bonus
[hook]
Roll up and put down your controller
And if you must bring mountain dew be sure to use a coaster
Your gamer tag may jangle with achievements and awards
But now my friend you're up against the chairman of the board
[spoken]
I thank you all for coming this evening. I hear the traffic was murder
[verse 3]
I suppose you're wondering why I've gathered you all here tonight
A murder has occurred and I'll be first to shed some light (oh my)
Now Mister Black is on the ground
A victim of a crime most foul
I put to you that here and now
Within this crumbling country house
Amongst this strange and sundry crowd
A murderer is on the prowl
Leave it to me to tell you how
The heinous deed was carried out
This melting pot has overboiled
Watch out, you'll get your loafers soiled
I've a dastard foe to fail
And I'm not half a Conan-Doyle
I'll tackle the clues through this gaggle of rooms
There's no slacking to do when I'm tracking the truth
I'm an accurate sleuth with immaculate proof
I investigate better than Agatha could
Did the blaggard attack with a candle or noose?
Or was it the spanner he actually used?
This manor is packed with all manner of tools
Although Hasbro have had the hatchet removed
For enacting a plan of dispatching a fool
The plan that was hatched was both heartless and cruel
In the garden, the pantry, the parlour, the pool
The rooms will depend on the board that you use
Hold it, I've solved it
I know for certain that the culprit
Used the colonel's old revolver
Stolen from the drawer that holds it
In hte kitchenc fingers itching
On the trigger, chamber loaded
And I say I want it noted
Reverend Green's the one who pulled it
But I've got the gun
And I've got that scene
Which instantly vindicates poor Mister Green
But with all that is left on the board it would seem
To infer that the murderer must have been me
[spoken]
Oh dear. It appears I've made a grave mistake
[hook]
Roll up and put down your controller
Forget hyrule I'm a high roller
You may be a master with a blaster or a sword
But now my friend you're up against a chairman of the board
[outro, spoken]
I tell you. If I had a pound for every game of Monopoly I've won I could buy... well, another game of Monopoly probably
I see you're drawing a blank. Which you can use in place of any other letter!
We should really stop now. I think we've done this joke to death
Ugh it should be criminal to be THIS underrated. Quality videos, amazing rhyme schemes, and long songs. Topped with a cream of a great voice. Not only that buy even large UA-cam's have commented here.
Come again?
Playing scrabble against Studendium would be Hell. I mean, just watch any one of his videos and you can see his lyrical knowledge is beyond anything!!!! The Mount of words I've had to google is enough to hurt my brain!!
Impressive!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love how you have different outfits for the different games. monopoly is a formal outfit, scrabble is like an old-school literature teacher, and cluedo is a party outfit i guess
It's a purple suit for Professor Plum, the character I'm playing as in Cluedo. ;)
@@TheStupendium ah, thanks for the information i dont play cluedo
The lyrics are great, the impersonations on point, and I find it quite fascinating how you managed to make one and the same curtain become three different places/surroundings. It gives an impression of the effects you are capable of creating already by relatively simple means - looking at your more recent videos, I find it great to see that their growing technical complexity has not diminished your mastery of every detail. The newer ones might be more impressive, but they are in a way as... wholesome as this earlier work.
Fascinating. I originally intended to comment on the ends of your moustache pointing up in the video irregularly (I read a lot Poirot lately), and I wanted to see if anybody already mentioned that in the comments, and then I saw that you actually read the comments and respond to serious ones, and that there is actually a nice atmosphere going on here, and then I wrote all this. Dammit, my mind has been played with!
I'm glad you enjoyed it! The details in the videos are one of the most fun parts for me! :)
@@TheStupendium Well, I'm glad you made it! And yes, that is very well visible :) Keep it up!
Your quality is way better than just 20k. Seriously, the animation videos alone should put you in six digits, the music is worth at least 70k more than what you've got now plus some.
*700k
I never thought I would be listening to a rap about board games in the middle of the night
Aside from that, this is actually quite catchy hahaha
Good job, keep up the great work! :)
~AkAnimates
Literally me. Just a year later.
@Ethan Vance literally me just a month later
Great, now i have to memorize *THIS ONE!*
Just realized the "GET REKT" on the Scrabble tray.
Putting out that candle with the wheezing of your laugh amused me more than it probably should have.
Seriously man you’re so underrated, you make the BEST raps for any Video Game or Challenge, get this guy to a million subscribers guys.
You were just about to hit 20k Subs, I can't believe you are just about to hit 1M subs right now (okay maybe 51k subs away but that's still very close), you are amazing, I am so proud of you Stupes, you never fail to amuse and never fail to deliver some lyrical masterpiece no matter what you sing about, you are an absolute legend
Not sure which i like more: the reference to the game systems and strategies....
Or the Arthur Conan-Doyal and Agatha Christie references.
AAaaAAAaaaaA! Leave it to Stupendium to make such a seemingly mundane topic AND MAKE IT SO FREAKING COOL AND CATCHY!!!!!!
You deserve so much more than 20k man XD
Eddie Torres he deserves 20million subs
Mundane? Dude, I love board games
MAN! Now I need to play some board game again!
...oh wait... I have no friends.
...OH, That's because Steve killed them!
*makes sense.*
anyway, Great Music Rap Video! You really deserve more subscribers!
Dammit Steve.
That's absolutely right! It was Steve, with the hatchet, in the comments section!
The Scrabble bit with the rack of all O’s reminds me of One Foot in the Grave.
“Okie dokie, so that’s Mr. Swainey, 259, Mrs. Meldrew, 236, and Mr. Meldrew... 12. I must say, that was very bad luck you had. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone pick up seven E’s before.”
*Well, a Monopoly game is 3 dollars. Converting that to pounds equates to about two bucks. Judging by the probably in the Stupendium's voice, the highest amount of games he could've won in Monopoly would have to be thrice, because he'd get a pound for each game of monopoly won.*
he buys a handmade diamond infused monopoly board with dices made of sapphire, characters of crocodile bones and real money
Monopoly games ain't 3 dollars where im from, much more expensive.
THE SCIENCE!!
Where are you buying a monopoly board game for $3?
Monopoly from where i'm from is at least 10$. Are you couting in zimbabwe dollars?
1:38 "Now I know nobody likes a loot box economy." You hit the nail on the head, man.
Words cannot describe how glad I am that you included clue. It’s my absolute favorite board game from hasbro. I’m so good at it that whenever I suggest play by it to my friends, they immediately say no, knowing they’re gonna lose lol
I: I spent the whole Clue part flinching at just how close you were gesturing to that candle xD
Alright i found this channel via the JT Fact challenge. I must say I really love these. The lines are great, the beat is great and honestly the video is sooo entertaining. The costumes, faces and just general performance is really impressive. Really great stuff. I look forward to seeing more of your work!
Thank you! :D
Wait were some of the words on the scrabble board even legal words?
also love that a Rhyming Dictionary was on the table not a regular dictionary.
They are all legal but one (Tnetennba is a reference to an impossible word sort of joke from a TV show), though not all of them are legal within the same Scrabble rule sets, drug names for example are only allowed in certain competitions. Many of them hold records for the highest scoring words ever played in competition scrabble. However most of them are played in ways that aren't technically possible here, they would require more letters pre-placed as parts of other words to be able to be placed. So in short all of the words (bar one) could be played, though not necessarily in the way they are played on this board. :)
Glad someone picked up on the dictionary, I was very happy with myself when I thought of that. xD
Drat, and yet i'll still lose to my sister in word feud.
+The Stupendium Oh wow, another fan of The IT Crowd, I see!
You could have played “overnumerousness”!
I had a good reason then to stay up late.
How do you not have more subscribers? The songs you make are so awesome and you deserve more than you get for them!
I have a question that will probably be asked a lot, how did you get into making music?
Super Plush bros remember to add #stutwentyum !!!
probably the greatest thing i've seen on yt in awhile. The fact you could write these incredibly long verses based off of board games, make a character out of them, and put it to music is astounding. Great rap, man.
I've watched this video countless times but I only just noticed that at 2:04 when the lyrics disappear for a bit the tiles facing the screen say 'GET REKT' and I am constantly reading the lyrics anyway to try to keep up with your flow, how did I miss it?
20k subscribers.... Congrats on your rapid growth, you deserve it!
This is... just... incredible... 10/10, my favorite rapper
Sometimes I forget how good you are at this.
What really astounds me is the in 4 count em 4 years this song doesn't even have a million views I'm drawing a blank on this one
it's just murder
You deserve at least 5 mill views for this song it is, and will always be one of my favorites
Thank you Stupendium for always have put so much work and passion into your songs
I like how you played a dog bark when you said "all of your keys and your *DOG* "
when clue came up I realized that it could be so much fun if people got into it instead of going through the motions, clue needs a little roleplay. this sang was incredible, keep it up!
I find this hilarious, I played this before a game of Monopoly and within the first three turns (which was the first chance card) I was elected Chairman of the Board
I would absolutely love a remaster of this; it'd work great with your current style.
I was so psyched when I saw "The Chairman rides again," until I realized he was only talking about Scrabble. Don't get me wrong, I love Scrabble, but I really was hoping to see a sequel with different games than the first. Like maybe one with Risk, Catan, and some Munchkins or Smash-Up (Munchkins and Smash-Up are a little more obscure, but they are probably my favorite board games right now, if you can call them board games, since they don't have a board?). That would be really awesome to see him cover a few more different games!
Perfect.
Amazing.
Grand-
SOMEONE GET THE THESAURUS, I DON'T HAVE STRONG ENOUGH WORDS! :(
Seriously though, great piece.
Thank you! :D
You could say stupendous
I ended up on a lil bit of a stupendium binge the last couple days and honestly, this song is probably my fav. It's just got so many genius little lyrics and is super fun to bop along to!
As someone who formed a club just for boardgames and etc, I can't help but project myself a bit here. Excellent video (like the rest), and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't fairly tempted to lift the title off of ya. :P Better than the Boardgame Baron, I suppose.
A lyricist of epic proportions, phenomenal edititor, amazing cinematographer and you work a regular 9-5 job? You are a legend that is criminally underrated
It's perfect! I don't understand why you have only 19000!
Oh my! This is so amazing! I knew I stayed up for a good reason
Amazing. Reminds me of Dan so much but with your own spin. I hope you guys can collaborate one day. Consider myself a new fan of you though . Brilliant stuff!
I occasionally come back to this and my favorite part is definitely overcompensating appearing during the scrabble section at 2:36
The creativity and the understanding of the world and how it works on top of the incredible lyrical skills...I just don't know...I'm about to start using As a scale to weight other rappers like Nas is a 4.3 on the Stupendium scale.
"so you should just stop and offer me all of your keys and yer DOG" I always love this line lol
Each singer/rapper has absolute MASTERY in a specific song element. Except Stupendium. Stupendium masters them ALL
I dunno, man... You ever heard me yodel?
This is literally my family playing board games. My dad is basically unbeatable in Monopoly, my mom is a force to be reckoned with in Scrabble, and I'm pretty good at Clue.
As always really clever stuff man, loved that your cuphead song lead me to ya ^^ Can't wait to see whatever else you'll cook up
Like your "Facts" challenge song, I watched this while doing cardio. I had to stop on the Monopoly segment because I was pissing myself laughing. You are a GENIUS!!!
Amazing work as always! I can't seem to find a song of yours that bores me or disappoints me, and the animations/videos are just as amazing! And with every new upload it just keeps getting better! Anyway, my question is do you have any tips for people trying to get into music production?
Maybe it's just because I watched the episode a couple of hours ago, but this song gives major Toymaker from Doctor Who vibes
Дорогой the Stupendium!
Поздравляю тебя с 20.000 подписчиков.
Ты их заслужил и я от всей души желаю тебе ещё больше . Твои видео уникальные, интересные, забавные, и я всегда жду и буду ждать их .
Спасибо тебе за всё что ты делаешь для нас.
Удачи.
Кирилл твой фанат.
...
I dont belong here....
Im just...
Gonna...
Slowly walk away...
I think the ultimate flex on this song is that if you put it on 1.75 speed it still sounds normal just faster and not spammy like most song, also I don’t who you are so good at taking challenges then making them into amazing songs, this is a gem and also pretty funny too
#stutwentyum Hey man, I LOVE your work!
I whenever i see an upload in my subscriptions i listen until i know the lyrics!
I do have a question though, how did you create your profile picture?
Did you have help?
Loving the exquisite words, very different to conventional raps!
:3
I've gotten distracted by all of the wonderful little background noises I never noticed before
wow- was ABOUT to reach 20 thousand, glad to see this before that happened, lol- still an amazing song
I love how with each shot of the Monopoly Chairman, he just has more and more money to the point that he becomes one with the bills
This NEEDS more views
Little did we know two years ago that this would be the start of the great Stupendium-Dan-Bull-Rivalry
could you please do a remake of this you've been making more of them recently and this is a great song
Its so cute to see Stupendium excited just for 20000 subscribers. I am convinced he will reach more than million. Quality sells.
Hey, great work on the track :)
Question? How much time does it (more or less) take for you to make a video? What is usually the most challenging part?
How old is this video? 20.000 subscribers? Well, it's more than 300.000 now, and all of them are well deserved. I keep coming back to this one. A real classic that I can watch over and over again.
I just wanna say that your jacket that you where during the chorus is awesome! Where did you get it because I would totally wear something like that?(your music is amazing by the way your one of the only rappers I listen too)
Thank you! That one is from a company called Dobell, part of their 'D-spoke' range. :)
I cant believe you put your face on a monopoly bill just for the intro
It is just amazing
Congrats on getting to 20k - I remember subbing after MtC2, due to the really impressive lyrical genius, and it's nice to see you getting credit and recognition for it (I mean, how many views is Bendy on now? That one really exploded).
Thank you! :D
Find the Keys went crazy, it's at 1.1mil! But even crazier is that Way Deeper Down has overtaken it and is approaching 1.2!
Umm, exploded? No, that would be an understatement...
It imploded on itself creating a black hole that attracted every view known by UA-cam...
What ideas have you got going forward? Or would that be spoilers
I don’t know what it was about the set of all ‘o’s on the scrabble board that I’m still laughing at after the video’s over.
Man that back drop sure looks amazingly well ironed!
back drop lookin fire
WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE VIEWS? IT'S SO GOOD!
Lyrics for this great song
Roll up and put down your controller
Forget the C.O.D
The table top is what the call's of
So grab some paper and start taking down the scores
But don't forget you're up against the chairman of the board
Right then! Games night everyone! What's up first? I know what my money's on
If you're into causing a family schism
Consider some table-top capitalism
A battle of balances, man I'm so talented
Mopping up profits with Randian callousness
Isn't much use for financial analysis
Banks are all froze in the throes of paralysis
Golly, it's very nice crushing the parasites
Man I'm in paradise give me a pair of dice
I hold 'em, I blow 'em, I roll them
I'm strolling my token right over the Go
And I'm folding the dough
Then I'm throwing down homes
On my portfolio
My monopoly grows
You won't topple me no
I'm a polished demolisher
Dropping hotels right on top of my foes
If you're stopping your boat on my property know
That it's probably honestly gonna be
More than the cost of the whole of the global economy
So you should just stop and just offer me
All of your keys and your dog
Well you could call it a robbery
You can't afford an apology
All your accountants would flounder and wobble
The top of my profits would boggle a monarchy
Stopping me, ha, take me to court
All that I'm making I'm taking abroad
It's tucked under the board
So send me to jail and then
Pay off my bail with your rent
Have you thought about having your assets absorbed?
Extorting the poor whilst cutting the cord at community beauty awards
You pitifully bid in futility
I've got the roads and the rails and utilities
So bring the waterworks
Your tears will oil the gears of my infamy
Kid in the living room sat on the floor
Imagining I'm on the cover of Forbes
I'm turning this city upside down
Which really amounts to you flipping the board
Now I know nobody likes a loot box economy. But I think we can all agree on a community chest. Hm?
Roll up and put down your controller
Forget the Steam sale, I'ma steam roll ya'
Those twelve-year-olds on Xbox Gold may bolster up your scores
But now my friend, you're up against a chairman of the board
Think you can beat me? Winning is my middle name! Which does not make it a proper noun
Have you heard the word upon the street?
That nerds prefer our words discreetly
Neatly placed upon a sheet when we compete
Words With Friends is for the weak
A cheap pretender to the peak
Of wordy splendour
Classic Scrabble can unleash
Except, you see
It never leaves me satisfied
When standard boards are utilized
I play my scrabble super-sized
It makes the points quadruple-ise
There's ancient mosaics not half as prosaic
As when I am placing my tiles in amazing displays
Every play a foray in intrinsic ballistic linguistic forte
I'm a dictionary kicking my score into space
Or at least to the corners a double word score is for paupers
I'm playing for triple or more stacking multiple multiples up on the board
In a single retort to your pitiful awful attempts, it's a bore
No, the pen and the sword couldn't ever compare to the weapons I've brought to the fore
Seven letters is all I need to do more for literature
Than Dickens or Shakespeare could ever have brought
My lexicon's better than anything ever attempted before
With clever and eloquent spelling galore
Whatever the letters you're giving me
Fiddly glyphs? I administer liberally
I play a Q or a Z like a symphony
Giving you quixotry, quartzy or syzygy wizardry!
Slinging these nouns and verbs
Sticks and stones might be preferred
So to sum up the rhymes you've heard?
Face it you couldn't find the words
Aha! Victory is mine! Which uses all seven tiles and gets me a fifty point bonus
Roll up and put down your controller
And if you must bring mountain dew be sure to use a coaster
Your gamer tag may jangle with achievements and awards
But now my friend you're up against the chairman of the board
I thank you all for coming this evening. I hear the traffic was murder
I suppose you're wondering why I've gathered you all here tonight
A murder has occurred and I'll be first to shed some light (oh my)
Now Mister Black is on the ground
A victim of a crime most foul
I put to you that here and now
Within this crumbling country house
Amongst this strange and sundry crowd
A murderer is on the prowl
Leave it to me to tell you how
The heinous deed was carried out
This melting pot has overboiled
Watch out, you'll get your loafers soiled
I've a dastard foe to fail
And I'm not half a Conan-Doyle
I'll tackle the clues through this gaggle of rooms
There's no slacking to do when I'm tracking the truth
I'm an accurate sleuth with immaculate proof
I investigate better than Agatha could
Did the blaggard attack with a candle or noose?
Or was it the spanner he actually used?
This manor is packed with all manner of tools
Although Hasbro have had the hatchet removed
For enacting a plan of dispatching a fool
The plan that was hatched was both heartless and cruel
In the garden, the pantry, the parlour, the pool
The rooms will depend on the board that you use
Hold it, I've solved it
I know for certain that the culprit
Used the colonel's old revolver
Stolen from the drawer that holds it
In hte kitchenc fingers itching
On the trigger, chamber loaded
And I say I want it noted
Reverend Green's the one who pulled it
But I've got the gun
And I've got that scene
Which instantly vindicates poor Mister Green
But with all that is left on the board it seem
To infer that the murderer must have been me
Oh dear. It appears I've made a grave mistake
Roll up and put down your controller
Forget hyrule I'm a high roller
You may be a master with a blaster or a sword
But now my friend you're up against a chairman of the board
I tell you. If I had a pound for every game of Monopoly I've won I could buy... well, another game of Monopoly probably
I see you're drawing a blank. Which you can use in place of any other letter!
We should really stop now. I think we've done this joke to death
THANK YOU
Yes
i found you thru Dan Bull and you are very impressive.
You remind of if Phil Jupitus did nerdcore. Definitely going to be checking out more of your channel.
Never play Scrabble with a wordsmith like The Stupendium.
Anyone else notice the tiles facing the camera during the scrabble part spell out “Get Rekt”? Love it
Euvyin well...I did
True art. You are the only person who can make rap sound good.
Thank you! Not sure it's even been public long enough for you to have got to the end yet. ;)
But thanks all the same! :P
"The Community Chest" is what everyone calls your mom!' usually said before a table flip. OH! Have you seen the movie "Clue!" ? It's fantastic and Tim Curry is a treat as usual.
Wow, crazy. I GENUINELY watched Clue for the first time earlier today! Loved it!
Why are you so amazing man ?
That scrabble boi is skilled, I mean even making the person across from him have “GET REKT” on his tile holder. DANG.
20K piece of cake for ya. Question: Any werewolves in the family?
Would you do a collab? I have a spur of the moment song I made 1 year ago that needs music and a video for it...
This was so much fun. Loved every second.
Person: what music do you listen to
Me: it’s complicated
OMG OMG OMG OMG DUDE! Can we get a Chairman of the Board song about table top RPGs? I dont know if you play any but I love this persona and just got really excited about the idea of like a D&D/Pahtfinder/World of Darkness etc type song from this persona.