Patrice O'Neal on Movies 11 - Steven Seagal

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  • @MrMartena56
    @MrMartena56 6 років тому +500

    "They let the Jamaican guy HIT HIM.... But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft"
    That sounded like an exaggerated memory from the film, but then you see it... It's literally what happened...

  • @ohnoyoyo
    @ohnoyoyo 6 років тому +334

    "he trains the people that train people that train people. he trains the trainers! what is he doing on my train?" ... the G.O.A.T.

  • @phanatic215
    @phanatic215 8 років тому +264

    "something something for something"
    thanks man. Patrice lives forever in these.

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 7 років тому +26

      "Watch Out Muthafucka" HAHAHA

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 7 років тому +35

      Something For Something 2: Something Else

    • @bullmilk
      @bullmilk 5 років тому +10

      Marked for Direct-to-Cable. 😝

    • @premiumnetwork1953
      @premiumnetwork1953 3 роки тому +10

      @@Doomreb something something for something 3: something got to give

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 3 роки тому +1

      @@premiumnetwork1953 LOL

  • @SlyMaelstrom
    @SlyMaelstrom 8 років тому +195

    This man had a photographic memory for movies.

  • @nicholasolsen3360
    @nicholasolsen3360 3 роки тому +159

    Patrice O’Neal was one of the most hilarious people to ever be on this planet, but he’s also one of the best movie critics of all time. The dude should have had his own show talking about movies!

    • @greeneggz_n_ham
      @greeneggz_n_ham 2 роки тому +4

      Absolutely

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah! I just want to listen to him talk about movies some more…😁

    • @Dyler
      @Dyler 2 роки тому +9

      Patrice would have the biggest podcast on earth if he was still alive.

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 роки тому +1

      I’d love to have seen a movie podcast him with Louie and Otto.

    • @tobia.1281
      @tobia.1281 Рік тому +4

      Bro…his throw away quips are beyond today’s greats of comedy. Example: “sword steak knife fight” “Dinosaur Forest” “the I’m late for work 500” 😭😭😭

  • @nobodyspecial675
    @nobodyspecial675 6 років тому +141

    I love that Patrice could pull out Everett McGill's name.

    • @emiliogarcia5715
      @emiliogarcia5715 4 роки тому +18

      I know him as Big Ed lol

    • @rustcohle8638
      @rustcohle8638 3 роки тому +6

      I'm surprised he referenced him from his role in Silver Bullet instead of Quest for Fire. There's a equally hilarious clip out there of Patrice talking about getting horny at the caveman-fucking in that movie.

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 3 роки тому +7

      @@rustcohle8638 I know what you're talking about, and then he made that line that just killed me, he said Ron Pearlman without makeup LOL

    • @iscream2232
      @iscream2232 2 роки тому +11

      That weird bondage outfit/shotgun dude from People Under The Stairs

    • @jasonwilliams5550
      @jasonwilliams5550 2 роки тому +2

      @@iscream2232 that's where i know him from

  • @tejadahada420
    @tejadahada420 7 років тому +91

    Casey "Fucking" Ryback. my favorite line.

  • @sneakykamon
    @sneakykamon 6 років тому +51

    *low voice* “Zabba zabba zabba”..... those three words will forever define Steven Seagal’s career for me lmao

    • @ottico84
      @ottico84 2 роки тому

      🤣 that shit was gold

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 7 місяців тому

      It literally sounds like how he talks, lmao

  • @weswashburn4321
    @weswashburn4321 2 роки тому +41

    Steven Seagal - “I just read the best script I’ve ever read in my life
    Rob Schneider - “oh really, who wrote it?”
    Steven Seagal - “I did!”

    • @AAAskeet
      @AAAskeet Рік тому

      You tell that cun………

  • @H10Edgerunner
    @H10Edgerunner 23 дні тому +8

    0:14 his japanese grunt is nextlevel

  • @11thWoods
    @11thWoods 5 років тому +65

    "But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft." LMAO

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 4 роки тому +1

      So good

    • @aeskeets
      @aeskeets 5 місяців тому

      Screwface was one of the best 90s villains.

  • @artificialintelligence0101
    @artificialintelligence0101 2 роки тому +91

    Imagine a modern day Patrice with a podcast wow, he died too soon. He would've taken Joe Rogans spot at #1 for sure

    • @johnjack902
      @johnjack902 Рік тому

      Oh yeah

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 Рік тому +1

      Why? Rogan has been doing his podcast for something like 20 years now; and started before Patrice passed.
      I love Patrice, but you're selling Rogan short; and pitting people against each other that *you don't know,* and who probably were friends.

    • @Thesajlem
      @Thesajlem Рік тому

      he would not have the same audience

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 Рік тому +3

      @@Thesajlem Once again, why? The audience hasn't gone anywhere, and Patrice was one of the funniest people to ever live.

    • @punawelewele
      @punawelewele Рік тому +1

      Idk. Not a big fan of Joe's but there's lots of people on Joe's show that Patrice would've never invited onto his. Could you picture a conversation between Patrice and Jordan Peterson? I actually can't imagine Patrice seriously discussing something not related to women.

  • @Antipolicestate
    @Antipolicestate 8 років тому +170

    wow that is a huge amount of work you did billy. those edits were tight A+

  • @bigkeith1022
    @bigkeith1022 2 роки тому +27

    God we need Patrice back.

  • @tDarKnight
    @tDarKnight 5 років тому +57

    "They let the Jamaican guy HIT HIM... But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft..." XD XD XD

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 4 роки тому +2

      The Dark Knight funniest delivery wow Patrice had a photographic memory with movies.

  • @jordanrioscreations
    @jordanrioscreations 7 років тому +48

    Patrice always is able to perfectly capture the speaking essence of these larger than life action heroes. Stallone, Arnold, Sam Jackson, Seagal, all hilariously done.

  • @drewpowers7236
    @drewpowers7236 5 місяців тому +8

    Patrice knew the name of the actor who played the villain in Under Seige 2 off the top of his head. Everett McGill. Patrice's mental roladex is 2nd to no one

  • @rodbarnes9624
    @rodbarnes9624 7 років тому +41

    "Something, something, for Something" LOL!!

  • @jamegumbsmigraines.3501
    @jamegumbsmigraines.3501 7 років тому +47

    Billy Nunez is now the best person on the internet.
    Thanks for these man awesome work.

  • @Chrismw81
    @Chrismw81 8 років тому +110

    If Seagal is in on his own joke, he's the coolest person who EVER lived.

  • @Thecoolguy463
    @Thecoolguy463 2 роки тому +6

    From randomly searching UA-cam to finding all these videos about Patrice’s knowledge on all these movies is the stuff I live for.

  • @AndrewSpriter
    @AndrewSpriter 6 років тому +17

    "he trains the people who train people that train people! he trains the trainers! what is he doing on my FUCKING TRAIN?!"

    • @PoyTroy
      @PoyTroy 2 місяці тому

      😭😂

  • @edwordturner8484
    @edwordturner8484 8 років тому +89

    "zabba zabba zabba"

    • @Dan-jz3ui
      @Dan-jz3ui 7 років тому +4

      i laughed so hard at this i couldn't breath for a short time. Patrice is just fucking funny

    • @11bravo1789
      @11bravo1789 4 роки тому +4

      Fucking patrice man. I swear to god he had me dying

  • @sibsthc19
    @sibsthc19 8 років тому +31

    Your the Allan palin for Patrice I liiiiiiiike top work bro

  • @kaguth
    @kaguth 7 років тому +13

    "He trains the people that train the people that train the people! What is he doing on my fucking train?"

  • @JoeBat95
    @JoeBat95 Рік тому +5

    4:29
    "Something something for something"

  • @yunggpacino
    @yunggpacino 4 роки тому +10

    The amount of information that Patrice could access on a dime was unbelievable especially when it comes to movies and the actors names!

  • @goreds551
    @goreds551 5 років тому +14

    Fire down below was funny. An under cover federal agent shows up wearing a long black leather coat and he supposed to be a carpenter and nobody in that little town thinks it's strange from the start.

  • @steelerfan757
    @steelerfan757 5 років тому +34

    A sword steak knife fight lol

  • @WarlockX4
    @WarlockX4 2 роки тому +2

    Miss you big man. The world wasn't ready for your knowledge. RIP the GOAT.

  • @aleskaresquivel4700
    @aleskaresquivel4700 2 роки тому +3

    Patrice has been gone for years and Im still listening like he just dropped a new special

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 5 років тому +4

    "He trains the people that train people that train people!! He trains the the trainers!! Whats he doing on my fucking train???!"

  • @xtina2189
    @xtina2189 7 днів тому +1

    The video confirmation is PERFECTION!!!!!

  • @CKMLMA8
    @CKMLMA8 7 років тому +25

    The audio of this is hilarious, but the visuals make it that much more entertaining.

  • @chromejerome9809
    @chromejerome9809 7 років тому +9

    Awesome work, and respect to Patrice. He was one of a kind, and we will only have one of his type of dude in our lifetime.

  • @giuseppeloneliano1855
    @giuseppeloneliano1855 3 роки тому +4

    This makes me sad af man he explains movies in the funniest ways R.I.P the Greatest

  • @sippinlosses
    @sippinlosses 2 роки тому +4

    I could sit for hours and talk movies with Patrice, you can tell he was a huge film buff

  • @bfshinn
    @bfshinn 7 років тому +11

    Thanks for making these. I freakin' loved Patrice. Gone way too soon :(

  • @CKMLMA8
    @CKMLMA8 7 років тому +2

    Its crazy I can literally watch this all day

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 7 років тому +27

    I love how Patrice knew all the loser names. Everett Mcgill!

  • @thrillamanilla2545
    @thrillamanilla2545 2 роки тому +4

    "A sword, steak knife fight" 😂🤣😅😆😁

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima 8 місяців тому

    I had Under Siege 2 on VHS. Absoluely love this movie

  • @brendyn6161
    @brendyn6161 Рік тому +5

    I think the way Patrice explains the “Casey Fucking Ryback??” thing is also why John Wick is so cool. Like when the mob boss just drops being mad at the mechanic for slapping his son when he finds out that he slapped him because he stole John Wick’s car. Your character is way cooler when they’re already a legend before the movie starts. “He’s the man you send to kill the fucking boogeyman.”

  • @wftbanks5737
    @wftbanks5737 7 років тому +11

    after i saw this i had to go see Above The Law & Hard To Kill...like Patrice said great bad movies

    • @aikidoboynj
      @aikidoboynj 3 роки тому +1

      I love both those movies 😂🤣

  • @saintdenis11
    @saintdenis11 5 років тому +4

    "I'm the mighty Thor.
    Clotheslining motherfuckers, like Steven Seagal."
    - Big Pun

  • @jampacc
    @jampacc 4 роки тому +4

    Broke him in half then threw him down an elevator shaft. Lmaoooooooooo I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

  • @aikidoboynj
    @aikidoboynj 3 роки тому +2

    I wish I could listen to Patrice review all of the early Steven Seagal films. "Good-Bad Movies," the perfect way to sum them up, Patrice was just the fuckin best.

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the visuals

  • @NickFouladi11
    @NickFouladi11 7 років тому +12

    HES THE GUY THAT TRAINS THE TRAINERS
    ... WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING KILLING PEOPLE ON MY TRAIN. FUCKING BRILLIANT! RIP PATRICE :-(

  • @freeagent1150
    @freeagent1150 16 днів тому

    Do you guys realize he just came up with an entire 10 minute bit worthy of a comedy special , on the spot, talking about Steven fu****g spot !! On top of that he’s calling back certain scenes in 10 year old dvd movies, breaking them down in detail but in a very unique hilarious Patrice way! O&A only have to introduce a topic and bam he’s off to the races, and taking over the entire show, the entire studio crying ! Wow this is a masterpiece , I hope other people can appreciate the level of comedy genius this guy was.

  • @CDbiggen
    @CDbiggen 2 роки тому +3

    Executive Decision - I remember buying that when I was a 15 year old kid on VHS from a used electronics shop and remember being so excited to see a seagal film I hadn't seen before.
    Him dying right away was one of the most shocking moments in film for me at that point in my life 😆, because like Patrice said "he never gets his ass beat".

    • @TJ-fe7rr
      @TJ-fe7rr 2 роки тому +2

      Right, That's a great film. I heard he was originally suppose to be john leguizamo's character. But when he found out he was second to Kurt Russell, he wanted out because his ego is the size of a watermelon.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому

      ​@@TJ-fe7rr didn't know that. I know his head was supposed to explode because of the plane losing pressure but they had to rewrite it.

  • @ki2the2nd
    @ki2the2nd 2 роки тому +2

    Patrice talking about movies is gold. Patrice talking about bad movies is platinum.

  • @jonlose21
    @jonlose21 8 років тому +13

    love your stuff man, patrice would've too

  • @CRS099
    @CRS099 6 місяців тому +2

    I’m a 41 year old man & every black person I know loves Steven Segal.

  • @macberry4048
    @macberry4048 Рік тому +1

    Something Scott Galloway talks about is that it takes courage to leave the stage while the crowd is still cheering

  • @MarcAnthem
    @MarcAnthem 7 років тому +2

    video like this is what youtube was made for

  • @mrkumaran
    @mrkumaran 4 роки тому +2

    I changed my Facebook password to Steven Seagal once and Facebook rejected it because it was too weak.

  • @Newbornvintage18
    @Newbornvintage18 7 років тому +7

    "Watch out muthafucka" 😂😂😂😂😲😲

  • @RustyShacklefordDidIt
    @RustyShacklefordDidIt 8 років тому +1

    Thank You Billy.

  • @beliVolidisko
    @beliVolidisko Місяць тому

    That "zabba zabba zabba" at the end was funnier than 90% of comedy specials

  • @x10derebel
    @x10derebel 2 роки тому +1

    You're doing the Lord's work.

  • @Silks
    @Silks 2 роки тому +1

    Goddamn Patrice and I would've had killer movie nights

  • @Gahndi007
    @Gahndi007 7 років тому +2

    He trains the people who train the people who train the people! He trains the trainers, what the fuck is he doing on my train!

  • @RebelliousRenegade21
    @RebelliousRenegade21 2 роки тому +1

    Patrice’s breakdowns of movies are incredible any reviews that draw attention (even when he’s talking shit about em) I always keep it in my head so I can check it out lol makes you wanna watch em

  • @CrePunzal
    @CrePunzal 16 днів тому

    4:29 "Something Something For Something"!!!! - Patrice Is A GOAT. Man I miss his commentary. 😆

  • @Eric-ff2ii
    @Eric-ff2ii Рік тому

    I love seagel movies. Great action. Great story telling. Even the bad ones are genuinely entertaining and interesting

  • @kd9262
    @kd9262 5 років тому +4

    I love how genuine Patrice is. Opie & Anothony are just tooo coool to admit those first 5 or 6 Seagal films are fuckin clasisics

  • @douglassdesignsunlimited2018
    @douglassdesignsunlimited2018 3 роки тому

    This was great.. miss brother Patrice.. thanks for this!!!!!

  • @stuna91
    @stuna91 7 років тому +3

    RIP Patrice. Man he was soo damn funny.

  • @darkice7669
    @darkice7669 9 днів тому

    80s 90s movies really are the best. Especially The Warriors

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 6 років тому +2

    Patrice’s movie knowledge is insane.

  • @Red80008
    @Red80008 2 роки тому +11

    Steven Seagal was actually legit up until he started "acting" and quite some time before movies started cutting like crazy in fightscenes.
    So in the beginning, he really was able to show that at least his style of Aikido -if you really know what you're doing and tweak it a little- can be quite effective against unsuspecting, presumptuous bullies as an element of surprise and even today he still is one of the highest ranking Aikidoka in the world (I've been practicing Aikido for about a decade now, he actually knows or at least knew his sh*t) but then he really started "acting", his form and technique rapidly decreased and ended up where it is today: a useless show just as bad as his acting.
    In his very first movie "Above the law", all of his fight scenes were like his training sessions and in fact he did some of them with his students who knew how to react to his techniques and fall without having wrists and limbs broken and stuff.
    Still a conceited dick, though.

  • @gedaman
    @gedaman 11 днів тому

    R. Lee Ermey’s monologue about how great Steven Seagal’s character is in On Deadly Ground is one of the best unintentionally hilarious scenes ever where he says something like: “We are not dealing with a student here. We are dealing with the professor. My guy in DC tells me that whenever the CIA needs someone who can’t fail they call this guy. You can drop him off in Antarctica with nothing but dental floss and he’ll come back the next day to your tropical pool party with a million dollar smile., etc.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @redeyetrey4763
    @redeyetrey4763 5 днів тому

    Patrice would’ve loved his later work rip king

  • @zackthebongripper7274
    @zackthebongripper7274 2 роки тому +1

    ". . .the Jamaican guy, but then he broke him in half and threw him down the elevator shaft. . ." LOL

  • @ClericChris
    @ClericChris 2 роки тому +1

    2 essential rules when using aikido. 1. Practice using proper technique. 2. Akido works anytime you've got a good foot and 100 lbs on your opponent.

  • @PauloHernandezXD
    @PauloHernandezXD 4 місяці тому

    "Something, Something For Something.."
    My sides are in orbit RN 🤭

  • @jaredwatt9846
    @jaredwatt9846 6 років тому +5

    he let em hit him...then he broke him in half and through em down a elevator shaft hahahah

  • @Jeffroshow
    @Jeffroshow 10 місяців тому +1

    This makes me want to rewatch “Watch Out Motherfucker” again.

  • @jamesmcclaren9759
    @jamesmcclaren9759 2 роки тому

    This video is AWESOME

  • @I_fried_rice
    @I_fried_rice 7 років тому

    Man thanks for honoring Patrice, adding the clips of what they're talking about just adds to it. Lmao

  • @stefanbernhard2710
    @stefanbernhard2710 2 роки тому +3

    John Leguizamo had a great steven seagal story. Always wonder why seagal signed up to die in the first 5 minutes of executive decision.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 роки тому

      He didn't want to get killed and held up production until they wrote a new death scene.

  • @robj409
    @robj409 7 років тому

    Thanks for the upload. Great job. Really great job!!!!!!!! On all of them

  • @peridotangel83
    @peridotangel83 2 роки тому +1

    Makes you wonder if chuck Norris kinda parodies him with the whole walker Texas ranger thing

  • @kevinkropp8096
    @kevinkropp8096 7 років тому +18

    Out for justice is my favorite Seagal flick! The bar scene is epic! Then the scene ends with the worst acting in the history of his early career lol. "Anybody seen Richie"

    • @dreday5880
      @dreday5880 7 років тому +2

      Kevin Kropp I loved how they had the guy who fought Bruce Lee chillin in the cut like "Get 'im Sticks!!!" I was crying!!!

    • @cgcap7794
      @cgcap7794 5 років тому +3

      I’m gunna keep coming back until SOMEBODY remembers seeing Ritchie!!!!!

    • @cgcap7794
      @cgcap7794 5 років тому +1

      Dre Day from his fuckin knees too smh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rally_chronicles
      @rally_chronicles 2 роки тому +2

      Anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!?

  • @threal6870
    @threal6870 7 років тому +1

    Keep making these. They're legit!

  • @twik2699
    @twik2699 5 років тому +11

    Why did Patrice have to go? Why couldn’t it have been Steven Seagal?

    • @richcastle
      @richcastle 4 роки тому +1

      No truer words have ever been spoken

    • @meatymatmart
      @meatymatmart 2 роки тому

      One took much better care of himself 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @randallpetroelje3913
    @randallpetroelje3913 4 роки тому +1

    You guys Steven Seagald it! Thanks 🙏 I love it. I laughed till I just about cried and pissed myself!!😂🤣👍

  • @peugeot120
    @peugeot120 2 роки тому

    Out for Justice is my favorite movie of all time.

  • @JamesDenman-m9m
    @JamesDenman-m9m 13 днів тому

    Amazing editing

  • @howey935
    @howey935 3 роки тому +3

    Damn I still miss Patrice. RIP Big man ones of the funniest mofo’s ever.

  • @Ashtree81
    @Ashtree81 3 роки тому +1

    2:49 that is comment is priceless xD

  • @oliverposniak1254
    @oliverposniak1254 2 роки тому +2

    Watch u talking about?Glimmer Man was fantastic!!!😎✌

  • @jshudo44
    @jshudo44 7 років тому +1

    I was and am still a fan of Under Siege 2.

  • @spacemonkey377
    @spacemonkey377 16 днів тому

    I'm with Patrice on this

  • @hvac_audaz_firme
    @hvac_audaz_firme 4 роки тому

    I love how there's no negative comment on any Patrice O'neal videos. You wont find a negative comment on any videos.

  • @luismorales5832
    @luismorales5832 4 роки тому

    Mr. P spittin’ fire on Steven Seagal movies. I gotta watch some of these.

  • @errant3
    @errant3 8 років тому

    boy i didn't listen to patrice for some time... i hoped he came back to life.

  • @MangoNapalm
    @MangoNapalm 8 років тому +1

    Bless you, laddie!!!!

  • @LuisCastro-nh3iy
    @LuisCastro-nh3iy 8 років тому

    These are great!