"They let the Jamaican guy HIT HIM.... But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft" That sounded like an exaggerated memory from the film, but then you see it... It's literally what happened...
Patrice O’Neal was one of the most hilarious people to ever be on this planet, but he’s also one of the best movie critics of all time. The dude should have had his own show talking about movies!
I'm surprised he referenced him from his role in Silver Bullet instead of Quest for Fire. There's a equally hilarious clip out there of Patrice talking about getting horny at the caveman-fucking in that movie.
Why? Rogan has been doing his podcast for something like 20 years now; and started before Patrice passed. I love Patrice, but you're selling Rogan short; and pitting people against each other that *you don't know,* and who probably were friends.
Idk. Not a big fan of Joe's but there's lots of people on Joe's show that Patrice would've never invited onto his. Could you picture a conversation between Patrice and Jordan Peterson? I actually can't imagine Patrice seriously discussing something not related to women.
Patrice always is able to perfectly capture the speaking essence of these larger than life action heroes. Stallone, Arnold, Sam Jackson, Seagal, all hilariously done.
Patrice knew the name of the actor who played the villain in Under Seige 2 off the top of his head. Everett McGill. Patrice's mental roladex is 2nd to no one
Fire down below was funny. An under cover federal agent shows up wearing a long black leather coat and he supposed to be a carpenter and nobody in that little town thinks it's strange from the start.
I think the way Patrice explains the “Casey Fucking Ryback??” thing is also why John Wick is so cool. Like when the mob boss just drops being mad at the mechanic for slapping his son when he finds out that he slapped him because he stole John Wick’s car. Your character is way cooler when they’re already a legend before the movie starts. “He’s the man you send to kill the fucking boogeyman.”
I wish I could listen to Patrice review all of the early Steven Seagal films. "Good-Bad Movies," the perfect way to sum them up, Patrice was just the fuckin best.
Do you guys realize he just came up with an entire 10 minute bit worthy of a comedy special , on the spot, talking about Steven fu****g spot !! On top of that he’s calling back certain scenes in 10 year old dvd movies, breaking them down in detail but in a very unique hilarious Patrice way! O&A only have to introduce a topic and bam he’s off to the races, and taking over the entire show, the entire studio crying ! Wow this is a masterpiece , I hope other people can appreciate the level of comedy genius this guy was.
Executive Decision - I remember buying that when I was a 15 year old kid on VHS from a used electronics shop and remember being so excited to see a seagal film I hadn't seen before. Him dying right away was one of the most shocking moments in film for me at that point in my life 😆, because like Patrice said "he never gets his ass beat".
Right, That's a great film. I heard he was originally suppose to be john leguizamo's character. But when he found out he was second to Kurt Russell, he wanted out because his ego is the size of a watermelon.
Patrice’s breakdowns of movies are incredible any reviews that draw attention (even when he’s talking shit about em) I always keep it in my head so I can check it out lol makes you wanna watch em
Steven Seagal was actually legit up until he started "acting" and quite some time before movies started cutting like crazy in fightscenes. So in the beginning, he really was able to show that at least his style of Aikido -if you really know what you're doing and tweak it a little- can be quite effective against unsuspecting, presumptuous bullies as an element of surprise and even today he still is one of the highest ranking Aikidoka in the world (I've been practicing Aikido for about a decade now, he actually knows or at least knew his sh*t) but then he really started "acting", his form and technique rapidly decreased and ended up where it is today: a useless show just as bad as his acting. In his very first movie "Above the law", all of his fight scenes were like his training sessions and in fact he did some of them with his students who knew how to react to his techniques and fall without having wrists and limbs broken and stuff. Still a conceited dick, though.
R. Lee Ermey’s monologue about how great Steven Seagal’s character is in On Deadly Ground is one of the best unintentionally hilarious scenes ever where he says something like: “We are not dealing with a student here. We are dealing with the professor. My guy in DC tells me that whenever the CIA needs someone who can’t fail they call this guy. You can drop him off in Antarctica with nothing but dental floss and he’ll come back the next day to your tropical pool party with a million dollar smile., etc.” 😂😂😂😂
Out for justice is my favorite Seagal flick! The bar scene is epic! Then the scene ends with the worst acting in the history of his early career lol. "Anybody seen Richie"
"They let the Jamaican guy HIT HIM.... But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft"
That sounded like an exaggerated memory from the film, but then you see it... It's literally what happened...
bepaetzold, Lul
MrMartena56 haha wow so good
MrMartena56 lol exactly
MrMartena56 lol same thing I thought
Marked for death was a good bad movie ahead of it's time
"he trains the people that train people that train people. he trains the trainers! what is he doing on my train?" ... the G.O.A.T.
Does that mean-go at the throats?😂
Randall Petroelje going for the jugular.
LMAO
😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
"something something for something"
thanks man. Patrice lives forever in these.
"Watch Out Muthafucka" HAHAHA
Something For Something 2: Something Else
Marked for Direct-to-Cable. 😝
@@Doomreb something something for something 3: something got to give
@@premiumnetwork1953 LOL
This man had a photographic memory for movies.
Patrice O’Neal was one of the most hilarious people to ever be on this planet, but he’s also one of the best movie critics of all time. The dude should have had his own show talking about movies!
Absolutely
Yeah! I just want to listen to him talk about movies some more…😁
Patrice would have the biggest podcast on earth if he was still alive.
I’d love to have seen a movie podcast him with Louie and Otto.
Bro…his throw away quips are beyond today’s greats of comedy. Example: “sword steak knife fight” “Dinosaur Forest” “the I’m late for work 500” 😭😭😭
I love that Patrice could pull out Everett McGill's name.
I know him as Big Ed lol
I'm surprised he referenced him from his role in Silver Bullet instead of Quest for Fire. There's a equally hilarious clip out there of Patrice talking about getting horny at the caveman-fucking in that movie.
@@rustcohle8638 I know what you're talking about, and then he made that line that just killed me, he said Ron Pearlman without makeup LOL
That weird bondage outfit/shotgun dude from People Under The Stairs
@@iscream2232 that's where i know him from
Casey "Fucking" Ryback. my favorite line.
*low voice* “Zabba zabba zabba”..... those three words will forever define Steven Seagal’s career for me lmao
🤣 that shit was gold
It literally sounds like how he talks, lmao
Steven Seagal - “I just read the best script I’ve ever read in my life
Rob Schneider - “oh really, who wrote it?”
Steven Seagal - “I did!”
You tell that cun………
0:14 his japanese grunt is nextlevel
"But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft." LMAO
So good
Screwface was one of the best 90s villains.
Imagine a modern day Patrice with a podcast wow, he died too soon. He would've taken Joe Rogans spot at #1 for sure
Oh yeah
Why? Rogan has been doing his podcast for something like 20 years now; and started before Patrice passed.
I love Patrice, but you're selling Rogan short; and pitting people against each other that *you don't know,* and who probably were friends.
he would not have the same audience
@@Thesajlem Once again, why? The audience hasn't gone anywhere, and Patrice was one of the funniest people to ever live.
Idk. Not a big fan of Joe's but there's lots of people on Joe's show that Patrice would've never invited onto his. Could you picture a conversation between Patrice and Jordan Peterson? I actually can't imagine Patrice seriously discussing something not related to women.
wow that is a huge amount of work you did billy. those edits were tight A+
Word. Bless up bruh
God we need Patrice back.
If there's a next life.
Yea. Wish we could trade Aries Spears for him instead
"They let the Jamaican guy HIT HIM... But then he broke him in half and threw him down an elevator shaft..." XD XD XD
The Dark Knight funniest delivery wow Patrice had a photographic memory with movies.
Patrice always is able to perfectly capture the speaking essence of these larger than life action heroes. Stallone, Arnold, Sam Jackson, Seagal, all hilariously done.
Patrice knew the name of the actor who played the villain in Under Seige 2 off the top of his head. Everett McGill. Patrice's mental roladex is 2nd to no one
"Something, something, for Something" LOL!!
Billy Nunez is now the best person on the internet.
Thanks for these man awesome work.
If Seagal is in on his own joke, he's the coolest person who EVER lived.
Batboy999 he's not
No chance
Problem is, he's not
He's not even the coolest person in the room when he's in a port-a-potty.
He's not lol
From randomly searching UA-cam to finding all these videos about Patrice’s knowledge on all these movies is the stuff I live for.
"he trains the people who train people that train people! he trains the trainers! what is he doing on my FUCKING TRAIN?!"
😭😂
"zabba zabba zabba"
i laughed so hard at this i couldn't breath for a short time. Patrice is just fucking funny
Fucking patrice man. I swear to god he had me dying
Your the Allan palin for Patrice I liiiiiiiike top work bro
lmao hell yeah
"He trains the people that train the people that train the people! What is he doing on my fucking train?"
4:29
"Something something for something"
The amount of information that Patrice could access on a dime was unbelievable especially when it comes to movies and the actors names!
Fire down below was funny. An under cover federal agent shows up wearing a long black leather coat and he supposed to be a carpenter and nobody in that little town thinks it's strange from the start.
A sword steak knife fight lol
Miss you big man. The world wasn't ready for your knowledge. RIP the GOAT.
Patrice has been gone for years and Im still listening like he just dropped a new special
"He trains the people that train people that train people!! He trains the the trainers!! Whats he doing on my fucking train???!"
The video confirmation is PERFECTION!!!!!
The audio of this is hilarious, but the visuals make it that much more entertaining.
Awesome work, and respect to Patrice. He was one of a kind, and we will only have one of his type of dude in our lifetime.
This makes me sad af man he explains movies in the funniest ways R.I.P the Greatest
I could sit for hours and talk movies with Patrice, you can tell he was a huge film buff
Thanks for making these. I freakin' loved Patrice. Gone way too soon :(
Its crazy I can literally watch this all day
I love how Patrice knew all the loser names. Everett Mcgill!
Omg exactly
Everett McGill isn't a loser
Ed Hurley
I think he means bad guys
"A sword, steak knife fight" 😂🤣😅😆😁
I had Under Siege 2 on VHS. Absoluely love this movie
I think the way Patrice explains the “Casey Fucking Ryback??” thing is also why John Wick is so cool. Like when the mob boss just drops being mad at the mechanic for slapping his son when he finds out that he slapped him because he stole John Wick’s car. Your character is way cooler when they’re already a legend before the movie starts. “He’s the man you send to kill the fucking boogeyman.”
after i saw this i had to go see Above The Law & Hard To Kill...like Patrice said great bad movies
I love both those movies 😂🤣
"I'm the mighty Thor.
Clotheslining motherfuckers, like Steven Seagal."
- Big Pun
Broke him in half then threw him down an elevator shaft. Lmaoooooooooo I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
I wish I could listen to Patrice review all of the early Steven Seagal films. "Good-Bad Movies," the perfect way to sum them up, Patrice was just the fuckin best.
Thank you for the visuals
HES THE GUY THAT TRAINS THE TRAINERS
... WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING KILLING PEOPLE ON MY TRAIN. FUCKING BRILLIANT! RIP PATRICE :-(
Do you guys realize he just came up with an entire 10 minute bit worthy of a comedy special , on the spot, talking about Steven fu****g spot !! On top of that he’s calling back certain scenes in 10 year old dvd movies, breaking them down in detail but in a very unique hilarious Patrice way! O&A only have to introduce a topic and bam he’s off to the races, and taking over the entire show, the entire studio crying ! Wow this is a masterpiece , I hope other people can appreciate the level of comedy genius this guy was.
Executive Decision - I remember buying that when I was a 15 year old kid on VHS from a used electronics shop and remember being so excited to see a seagal film I hadn't seen before.
Him dying right away was one of the most shocking moments in film for me at that point in my life 😆, because like Patrice said "he never gets his ass beat".
Right, That's a great film. I heard he was originally suppose to be john leguizamo's character. But when he found out he was second to Kurt Russell, he wanted out because his ego is the size of a watermelon.
@@TJ-fe7rr didn't know that. I know his head was supposed to explode because of the plane losing pressure but they had to rewrite it.
Patrice talking about movies is gold. Patrice talking about bad movies is platinum.
love your stuff man, patrice would've too
I’m a 41 year old man & every black person I know loves Steven Segal.
Great taste /s
Something Scott Galloway talks about is that it takes courage to leave the stage while the crowd is still cheering
video like this is what youtube was made for
I changed my Facebook password to Steven Seagal once and Facebook rejected it because it was too weak.
"Watch out muthafucka" 😂😂😂😂😲😲
Thank You Billy.
That "zabba zabba zabba" at the end was funnier than 90% of comedy specials
You're doing the Lord's work.
Goddamn Patrice and I would've had killer movie nights
He trains the people who train the people who train the people! He trains the trainers, what the fuck is he doing on my train!
Patrice’s breakdowns of movies are incredible any reviews that draw attention (even when he’s talking shit about em) I always keep it in my head so I can check it out lol makes you wanna watch em
4:29 "Something Something For Something"!!!! - Patrice Is A GOAT. Man I miss his commentary. 😆
I love seagel movies. Great action. Great story telling. Even the bad ones are genuinely entertaining and interesting
I love how genuine Patrice is. Opie & Anothony are just tooo coool to admit those first 5 or 6 Seagal films are fuckin clasisics
This was great.. miss brother Patrice.. thanks for this!!!!!
RIP Patrice. Man he was soo damn funny.
80s 90s movies really are the best. Especially The Warriors
Patrice’s movie knowledge is insane.
Steven Seagal was actually legit up until he started "acting" and quite some time before movies started cutting like crazy in fightscenes.
So in the beginning, he really was able to show that at least his style of Aikido -if you really know what you're doing and tweak it a little- can be quite effective against unsuspecting, presumptuous bullies as an element of surprise and even today he still is one of the highest ranking Aikidoka in the world (I've been practicing Aikido for about a decade now, he actually knows or at least knew his sh*t) but then he really started "acting", his form and technique rapidly decreased and ended up where it is today: a useless show just as bad as his acting.
In his very first movie "Above the law", all of his fight scenes were like his training sessions and in fact he did some of them with his students who knew how to react to his techniques and fall without having wrists and limbs broken and stuff.
Still a conceited dick, though.
R. Lee Ermey’s monologue about how great Steven Seagal’s character is in On Deadly Ground is one of the best unintentionally hilarious scenes ever where he says something like: “We are not dealing with a student here. We are dealing with the professor. My guy in DC tells me that whenever the CIA needs someone who can’t fail they call this guy. You can drop him off in Antarctica with nothing but dental floss and he’ll come back the next day to your tropical pool party with a million dollar smile., etc.” 😂😂😂😂
Patrice would’ve loved his later work rip king
". . .the Jamaican guy, but then he broke him in half and threw him down the elevator shaft. . ." LOL
2 essential rules when using aikido. 1. Practice using proper technique. 2. Akido works anytime you've got a good foot and 100 lbs on your opponent.
"Something, Something For Something.."
My sides are in orbit RN 🤭
he let em hit him...then he broke him in half and through em down a elevator shaft hahahah
This makes me want to rewatch “Watch Out Motherfucker” again.
How was it?
This video is AWESOME
Man thanks for honoring Patrice, adding the clips of what they're talking about just adds to it. Lmao
John Leguizamo had a great steven seagal story. Always wonder why seagal signed up to die in the first 5 minutes of executive decision.
He didn't want to get killed and held up production until they wrote a new death scene.
Thanks for the upload. Great job. Really great job!!!!!!!! On all of them
Makes you wonder if chuck Norris kinda parodies him with the whole walker Texas ranger thing
Out for justice is my favorite Seagal flick! The bar scene is epic! Then the scene ends with the worst acting in the history of his early career lol. "Anybody seen Richie"
Kevin Kropp I loved how they had the guy who fought Bruce Lee chillin in the cut like "Get 'im Sticks!!!" I was crying!!!
I’m gunna keep coming back until SOMEBODY remembers seeing Ritchie!!!!!
Dre Day from his fuckin knees too smh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!?
Keep making these. They're legit!
Why did Patrice have to go? Why couldn’t it have been Steven Seagal?
No truer words have ever been spoken
One took much better care of himself 🤷🏿♂️
You guys Steven Seagald it! Thanks 🙏 I love it. I laughed till I just about cried and pissed myself!!😂🤣👍
Out for Justice is my favorite movie of all time.
Amazing editing
Damn I still miss Patrice. RIP Big man ones of the funniest mofo’s ever.
2:49 that is comment is priceless xD
Watch u talking about?Glimmer Man was fantastic!!!😎✌
I was and am still a fan of Under Siege 2.
I'm with Patrice on this
I love how there's no negative comment on any Patrice O'neal videos. You wont find a negative comment on any videos.
Mr. P spittin’ fire on Steven Seagal movies. I gotta watch some of these.
boy i didn't listen to patrice for some time... i hoped he came back to life.
Haramбe
Bless you, laddie!!!!
These are great!