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  • @pjdiver3
    @pjdiver3 3 роки тому +129

    "If I go to the black theater, will I get the glasses?"
    "They won't be clean, but yeah"
    Savage

  • @durkadurka9711
    @durkadurka9711 7 років тому +172

    It's dances with wolves with aliens

    • @hunterjenkins11
      @hunterjenkins11 7 років тому +2

      Durka Durka Derka Derka, Mohammed Jihad.

    • @Spanishdog17
      @Spanishdog17 6 років тому +23

      Ferngully meets the smurfs

    • @Gobbersmack
      @Gobbersmack 5 років тому +9

      And still more original than the comment calling it so.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 роки тому +4

      @@Gobbersmack not really no, if the movie was more creative the jokes could at least match it.

    • @lunchbag_larry
      @lunchbag_larry 2 роки тому +8

      pocahontas too

  • @manichispanic5234
    @manichispanic5234 2 роки тому +13

    I've started this movie three times, still can't finish it. No thank you.

    • @Biggboy29
      @Biggboy29 12 днів тому

      Lmao I fell asleep in the theatre watching the first one but the sequel was actually really good tho!!

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima 5 років тому +15

    They gave him a bukake while he was still sleeping. Oh my God I'm crying

    • @BartoLopat
      @BartoLopat 6 місяців тому

      And they say the opester doesn’t come through with the heavy artillery

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci 2 роки тому +12

    The ultimate, saw it once in the theater and a second time on a flight and never again since movie.

    • @DennGlanzig
      @DennGlanzig 2 роки тому

      Same story for me but second time was on a ferry in Thailand

  • @ballsdeep2520
    @ballsdeep2520 3 роки тому +57

    These are great. Patrice is hilarious and damn knowledgable about movies. I'm glad I found this playlist

  • @thebonecollections4478
    @thebonecollections4478 6 років тому +40

    I almost passed out laughing listening to the last 30 seconds

  • @danielocean3699
    @danielocean3699 2 роки тому +9

    I so wish we could get an updated version of this with new movies

    • @alexanderg7167
      @alexanderg7167 Рік тому

      Ooooooof

    • @Godzilla00X
      @Godzilla00X Рік тому +1

      Patrice O'neal reviewing movies would be an incredible podcast.

    • @krazyzyko
      @krazyzyko 13 днів тому

      I'm ready for Patrice's AI voice.

  • @areteees
    @areteees 2 роки тому +7

    Pocahontas in space. Patreeky had it figured out lol

  • @luisfordinho59
    @luisfordinho59 8 років тому +52

    Dude these videos are fucking great.

  • @aaaardvark23
    @aaaardvark23 2 роки тому +3

    YO! The giant mech robot pulls a giant KNIFE! It lost me after that.

  • @jasonmason2274
    @jasonmason2274 6 років тому +5

    This makes me want to see this movie

  • @aretnap3653
    @aretnap3653 2 роки тому +3

    Wish Patrice Was Here to See Avatar2...😢

  • @Mendez06
    @Mendez06 2 роки тому +4

    Dancing with smurfs

  • @user-hn9fl3mx5h
    @user-hn9fl3mx5h 5 років тому +42

    Props to Zoe Saldana acting behind the scenes with all that blue crap, actually crying and stuff even though her whole face is turned into a cartoon in avatar

  • @thefirmament1616
    @thefirmament1616 8 років тому +24

    NiiiiiiGGGGGaaaaaaA!

  • @ervingcaldwell2402
    @ervingcaldwell2402 8 років тому +83

    I wish Patrice was here for pres. Trump I want to hear his take on this, RIP Patrice Oneal.

    • @Theevil6ify
      @Theevil6ify 7 років тому +20

      My guess is he'd have disliked them both, but Clinton more so, as well as her radical feminist supporters. And I would've loved to hear his take on the "pussy grabbing" tapes.

    • @BillyNunez2
      @BillyNunez2  7 років тому +27

      his podcast woulda been amazing

    • @purifiedspringwater469
      @purifiedspringwater469 7 років тому +7

      Billy Nunez he wouldve been on compound media imagine that big black body sitting at that tiny desk

    • @PrivateAckbar
      @PrivateAckbar 7 років тому +3

      I love him despite it, but listening to Patrice again i see what Nick Diapaulo was saying about Patrice's politics. This may offend people who think i'm equating his character withh assholes, but Patrice's worldview was really similar to SJWs. I think he said communism was a good idea once.

    • @purifiedspringwater469
      @purifiedspringwater469 7 років тому +14

      PrivateAckbar Tough Crowd years, he was conservative; as he aged, he got more liberal because he started to feel sympathetical for the lower class, so he felt he was doing the right thing. Plus hes black dude, republicans arent known for being black friendly so Id understand why he would be a democrat

  • @Excremental_Discharge
    @Excremental_Discharge 2 роки тому +28

    Avatar, the original Blue Lives Matter

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 роки тому

      You thought you did something here
      The junkyard is your skull, and it's haunted by your stupid takes

  • @TheLokoViejo
    @TheLokoViejo 5 років тому +17

    Dude I love the way you edited this shit mad love into making these videos awesome shit bro I’m subbed.

  • @Yophillips3272
    @Yophillips3272 6 років тому +36

    I never watched it but my sister said it's a good movie.. so it's probably pretty shitty.

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 5 років тому +4

      hahahahahaha I feel you.

    • @doublexpgaming4193
      @doublexpgaming4193 4 роки тому +4

      Lmaooo

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 роки тому +4

      It's both.
      In 3D it's visually stunning... and that's it.
      It's like a vapid pretty girl of movies.

  • @Big-Papa-Smurf
    @Big-Papa-Smurf 4 роки тому +32

    2:44 When Bobby literally describes America. 😂

    • @ryanscarborough6703
      @ryanscarborough6703 3 роки тому

      Bobbys never seen the videos of our righteous marines machine gunning an Iraqi farmers herd for fun and thats just the tip of the iceberg.

    • @MRIDDLE72
      @MRIDDLE72 2 роки тому +7

      And he can’t stand it. Cause it’s the truth about America

    • @Whyexes
      @Whyexes 2 роки тому

      @@MRIDDLE72 It is if you're as ignorant of history as Patrice.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому

      ​@@ryanscarborough6703link?

  • @micmastaz
    @micmastaz 6 років тому +13

    (Opie) "Don't want to listen to you then..." (Patrice) "Then we don't have to talk about it....." I can't explain it well, but this just shows the different types of thought processes between Opie and Patrice, with Patrice being all real with his emotions and thoughts, and Opie, being well, Opie....

  • @unfunnycomedian3057
    @unfunnycomedian3057 7 років тому +7

    these videos are done very well. thanks

  • @ScoundrelSFB
    @ScoundrelSFB 2 роки тому +3

    I'm going to have a pain in my heart having to never hear Patrice talk about another shitty movie, that people praise. And hear a great opinion. Worth listening too. Rest in Peace, may he be in a better place than we live in now.

  • @Astrotase
    @Astrotase 3 роки тому +2

    🔥 going through the playlist

  • @willy565
    @willy565 5 років тому +23

    Avatar was nothing more than Dances with Wolves on acid.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 роки тому

      Colonizers evolving in every other sense except the most crucial aspects

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому

      @@youknowwhoyouare2269 they built objectivity superior civilization

  • @iffyAttorney
    @iffyAttorney 8 років тому +20

    A boobie ba boo.

  • @blackswift100
    @blackswift100 7 років тому +5

    Loool my take is avatar was americas going africa for diamonds

  • @MarmaladeSally
    @MarmaladeSally 3 роки тому +4

    Patrice “sawr” Avatar. 😆

  • @tjsmith632
    @tjsmith632 8 років тому +7

    respect man. thanks billy - can you do wesley snipes goes to jail and straight to dvd bit they did with him next? i think it will make a great video

  • @macberry4048
    @macberry4048 5 років тому +4

    I wish Patrice gave his opinion of Firefly or the movie Serenity

  • @ErwinHadanIronWill
    @ErwinHadanIronWill 8 років тому +2

    *subscribes* man my wish has been granted! keep up the fantastic work.

  • @jordanwillrog
    @jordanwillrog 2 роки тому

    Fantastic audio all this

  • @SlobboVideo
    @SlobboVideo 8 років тому

    Aw yeah, finally up again.

  • @money_mantuerke4754
    @money_mantuerke4754 5 років тому +64

    "and white people stayed the same" hahaahahahahah

  • @TAMPORAPANTERA
    @TAMPORAPANTERA 7 років тому +13

    He sawr it

    • @bae_arthur
      @bae_arthur 7 років тому +1

      no lol I love how he pronounced that

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP 3 роки тому +2

    After all these years I just thought of something, when JAKE first "connects" to the horse he goes "awwwww!" so he had the same experience with her, so connecting is like fucking, so basically he fucked a big ass horse and a huge dragon fly looking thing.

  • @pts5217
    @pts5217 4 роки тому +2

    Never had any interest in seeing this movie; but now I might since Patrice liked it

  • @Danovio
    @Danovio 5 років тому +32

    lol " we cant kill anybody" i think 200k Iraqi civilians disagree with you there.

    • @buddhist.wisdom
      @buddhist.wisdom 4 роки тому +8

      A million

    • @spinningchurro
      @spinningchurro 4 роки тому +8

      It was six million, actually.

    • @Danovio
      @Danovio 3 роки тому +3

      @Tory M. Why would i move from sweden?

    • @Danovio
      @Danovio 3 роки тому +1

      @Tory M. Pull your lips from trumps ass righty.

    • @bud389
      @bud389 2 роки тому +1

      @@spinningchurro it was 6 billion actually

  • @rctecopyright
    @rctecopyright 8 років тому

    thank-you sir

  • @XViTNg
    @XViTNg 2 роки тому +4

    I love Patrice but whenever he speaks about history I just cringe. Like this vid reminded me of a convo he had talking bout how Africans were in tribes doin their thing when white ppl came and snatched them up as slaves. He obviously learned African history from Roots even tho he admitted to taking massive liberties with history

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail 2 роки тому

      Realistic Avatar would’ve had Blue people who gave up pieces of the Tree and some of Blue people from a different tribe in exchange for some Earth stuff.

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 2 роки тому

      Even he didn't wanna admit it was his own ppl and they ran their own slave business waaaay before the white man came.

  • @bud389
    @bud389 2 роки тому +11

    Best part of Avatar was when it ended.

  • @jordanwillrog
    @jordanwillrog 2 роки тому

    Best film critic ever 😂

  • @eastbow6053
    @eastbow6053 2 роки тому +2

    i know this is an old video and i know they where joking but white people were also enslaved in the past, slavs literally means slave arabs were enslaving them by the thousands

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail 2 роки тому +2

      They honestly don’t teach that in America anymore. Here slavery is America’s sin. It’s kinda self centered in an ironic way.

  • @darboy16
    @darboy16 6 років тому +11

    finally i disagree with patrice on something

    • @jong3821
      @jong3821 4 роки тому +1

      2nd thing for me. First thing i disagreed with was when Patrice said Adam Baldwin was great. He's friggen terrible!!😂

  • @jobarr8083
    @jobarr8083 3 роки тому +6

    Naw this movie sucked honestly beginning of the mindless cgi blockbuster

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 роки тому +2

    did Opie just say he's not an action movie guy?

  • @AlbertV90
    @AlbertV90 2 роки тому +5

    Overall the movie was fantastic and it's still is 12 years later. The story wasn't the best but it was simple and kept you in it. The visual effects and CGI is what made this movie awesome. The movie made you care for the CGI and it was done in a creative way with the cinematography, editing, audio, set design e.t.c. The visual effects was the primary. The story was secondary and for this movie, it had to be that way. James Cameron will took CGI to the next level and I can't wait for Avatar 2. I agree with Patrice 100%

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 2 роки тому +1

      Avatar is a giant piece of shit

    • @fleebogazeezig6642
      @fleebogazeezig6642 2 роки тому +1

      I loved the vehicles in the movie, very halo-esque.

    • @AlbertV90
      @AlbertV90 2 роки тому +1

      @@fleebogazeezig6642 That's interesting. I never thought of it like that

    • @fleebogazeezig6642
      @fleebogazeezig6642 2 роки тому +1

      @@AlbertV90 iirc the halo vehicle were inspired by the vehicles in Aliens so it makes sense that another movie by James Cameron would have similar designs

    • @AlbertV90
      @AlbertV90 2 роки тому +1

      @@fleebogazeezig6642 You know what, now that I think of it, the style/look is familiar with the Warthog, Rockethog, etc. I definitely see it

  • @rhodesphotoco
    @rhodesphotoco 2 роки тому +1

    Cameron will cure our insanity with the next three movies. I’ll bet he’s laid out in cutting edge effects and cinematography how to defeat the empire, just watch.

    • @Rusty_Shackleford22
      @Rusty_Shackleford22 2 роки тому

      Personally, I'm not a fan of water, but I really hope it does well.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому

      ​@@Rusty_Shackleford22your part of the problem

    • @HybridCritter138
      @HybridCritter138 8 місяців тому

      @@Thunderchild-gz4gc Dude Cameron said “I always think of [testosterone] as a toxin that you have to slowly work out of your system.” *YOU'RE* part of the problem giving these soytards money to make an endless cycle of left-leaning propaganda to improve their DEI and ESG scores.

  • @sinisa5567
    @sinisa5567 7 років тому +1

    O dont think Patrice ever had an opinion or observation about something i would disagree with. I have to try harder but i already looked so many videos like this.

  • @digitalelectronswebsolutio6524
    @digitalelectronswebsolutio6524 6 місяців тому

    4:00 😂😂😂

  • @willdill4987
    @willdill4987 11 днів тому

    Finger coming at you 😂

  • @WheresMyLasagna
    @WheresMyLasagna 4 роки тому +1

    Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
    Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit?
    Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script?

  • @Derricom.
    @Derricom. 2 роки тому +1

    It was too long for me i couldn't get into it

  • @jordanwillrog
    @jordanwillrog 2 роки тому

    The the the evils general 😂

  • @adriennem3168
    @adriennem3168 2 роки тому

    "I sore it"

  • @CarbinKid
    @CarbinKid 2 роки тому +4

    Avatar was wack to me...

  • @mrbruce3202
    @mrbruce3202 Рік тому

    0:07 we don't have to talk about it.

  • @noklarok
    @noklarok 2 роки тому +1

    sounds like a paid promotion

  • @dustinh4175
    @dustinh4175 2 роки тому

    A little blue twat killed me

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 2 роки тому +5

    One of the most insultingly stupid films ever made.

  • @NPFfumbi
    @NPFfumbi 8 років тому +9

    Lmao black theatre

  • @samuelsmith5400
    @samuelsmith5400 2 роки тому +1

    Tbh it’s alright, visuals were fantastic but the plot was basic

  • @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883
    @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 3 роки тому

    How oppressive was it

  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 7 років тому +31

    I thought Avatar was complete aids, just a horribly shitty movie.

    • @zwayzway9800
      @zwayzway9800 7 років тому

      You must be white.

    • @muggedinmadrid
      @muggedinmadrid 7 років тому +14

      i agree with you. it was shit, corny and cliched. one of the most over rated movies in cinema history.

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 7 років тому +1

      TheFutureKing thats just your opinion, people have different tastes when it comes to food, music, movies, etc.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому

      @@zwayzway9800 why he has a brain?

  • @reignofrock
    @reignofrock 4 роки тому +5

    Avatar is so overrated. James Cameron wants to do like 7 sequels.. Who the hell wants those? Especially this far removed?!

  • @blkmamba31
    @blkmamba31 2 роки тому +4

    Avatar was awful. Made me cringe then. Makes me cringe even more now. Corny as f$@#

  • @johncarroll1458
    @johncarroll1458 4 роки тому

    3D combined with HD and 5G......FAIRWELL AND ADOOOO YOU FAIR SPANISH LADIES..🤑🤨🤪

  • @oneDonly
    @oneDonly 2 роки тому +1

    As good as Star Wars. That’s some low praises.

  • @sunnydeen4730
    @sunnydeen4730 2 роки тому +2

    yeah like Arab drop atom at Hiroshima

  • @KrAkHeN87
    @KrAkHeN87 16 днів тому

    Lol Tolkien created languages that made sense based on real dialects... no one else has ever done it like that... klingon and everything else since is fake as fuck

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP 5 років тому

    I dont think he likes this JONRA

  • @AntHraXUltran00blet
    @AntHraXUltran00blet 7 років тому +6

    From a brown person, Avatar sucks and doesnt even hold up today.

    • @odinponzi9224
      @odinponzi9224 5 років тому

      Proof your brown. How do we know you are not Asian

  • @bodhitree33
    @bodhitree33 2 роки тому +1

    White people stayed the same 🤣🤣🤣

  • @erikghast3312
    @erikghast3312 6 років тому +1

    The scary thing about avatar..? The sequel is going to be better...........

  • @thechoomofdoom6979
    @thechoomofdoom6979 4 роки тому +1

    I refused to watch this movie for the longest time just because how overhyped it was. When I finally saw it, it wasn't that bad.

  • @skylerortiztheboxer4910
    @skylerortiztheboxer4910 17 днів тому

    Can’t compare this bull shit to StarWars. StarWars was an original story. Avatar was just Pocahontas in space

  • @lilsmith22
    @lilsmith22 5 років тому +3

    avatar was terrible

  • @jangoescoricky9393
    @jangoescoricky9393 3 роки тому +5

    Patrice's diabetes clouded his judgement sometimes and made him a bit hypocritical due to swings in blood sugar levels. With that said, still very entertaining.

    • @zobrantley6672
      @zobrantley6672 2 роки тому

      Lmao I had to laugh 🤣 this is such bullshit

  • @SSSMOR.
    @SSSMOR. 2 роки тому

    Not as good as star wars but it was good

    • @TJ-fe7rr
      @TJ-fe7rr 2 роки тому +2

      Star wars sucks. We all knew what was going to happen in avatar but at least it was entertaining.

  • @roadwarrior6639
    @roadwarrior6639 7 років тому

    They were Indians only.

  • @caninecurry5823
    @caninecurry5823 2 роки тому +1

    Dam, from Patrice fanboying, to the angry white guy spouting islamaphpbia, this clip is toxic as fuck.

    • @GeorgeZimmermen
      @GeorgeZimmermen 2 роки тому +11

      You must be born in 2005. This is how people talk. Don’t be a soyboy and get your “feelings” hurt now