@@AdvancedKnifeBro Ironically out of the half-dozen Tri-Ad locks I have the 5.5" Espada was the least sticky. I actually thinned out the spring on all my other Tri-Ads but the Espada was smooth enough to keep stock. I suspect the XL is constructed a bit more stiff.
@@budthecyborg4575 If you like 5.5 inch blades you should try out the voyager clip point if you haven't. It drops closed like it's on ball bearings and you can thumb flick it open. I like it over my espada xl.
@@marmite8959 The bigger the blade the more efficient it is to use, just like a saw. Unless you are doing a draw cut, in which case you'd want the smallest knife you can find. My state allows me to carry anything up to a literal sword, but I live a few minutes away from the border of another state, so I carry according to their laws so I don't end up as a surprise felon.
Your talent in script-writing is "only" matched by your talents of voice-over-ing, enacting, directing and editing your own videos, good sir-knife-bro-sir!
“If you have to even ask if it’s practical you don’t fundamentally understand what cold steel is or does”. Made me laugh a lot. Should definitely be cold steels slogan!
"knife collecting at its core is very stupid" Balderdash! Now if you'll excuse me, I've spotted a screaming deal on a titanium framelock in m390. I have to jump on this quick, because if I don't my other 14 m390 framelocks will be lonely without it.
I have to say... after all the years of watching numerous knife UA-camrs... You are by far my favorite. After a bad day, your videos are just what the doctor ordered.
This is what happens when a very irreverent man meets an utterly ridiculous knife. Love it! Thanks for continuing to rip the piss out of this hobby…it’s one that far too many take far too seriously.
To borrow a quote: "It was much too big to be called a -sword- folding knife. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron"
Self defense would be when the opposition makes the first aggressive move. Self defense is most of the time the correct term. Self offense, you would be the aggressor and starter of the conflict.
I have cut myself with every single cold steel I’ve ever owned and I have never cut myself with any other knife so self offense should be in their marketing
I’m not an XL type of knife guy. But if anyone gets me across the line it’ll be you, bro. Great, fun, informative video. Cold Steel better be prepared for an onslaught of orders.
Been watching your channel for a time now, and you helped push me to make my own. Love your sarcasm, and the Cold Steel videos are the best! Thank you, and please keep turning them out!
Amazing. You captured the absolute essence of the Espada. I have the g10 version and love it for how ridiculous and impractical it is. I get off on the look of shock and confusion people make when I show it to them. “Why do you own that?” They ask. Because the divine Lyn commands it.
II have to say man your my favorite knife channel I love your humor and self awareness your honestly someone I'd just want to kick back and drink with Also your scale swap video for your pm2 made me finally do it too I have a maxamet one I put wood scales and a brass backspace on it anyway sorry for the long comment hope to see more vids soon
I'm with you bro. At 71, I've been an avid collector & user of many brands & models, but I own about 2/3 of Cold Steel's line. Why? Because I can & because it still makes me moist!!!
THIS is the reason your channel is the only one that has me notified if you fart cross eyed. I'll be a new Patreon at the end of this month, you made me laugh too hard not to. Thank you & good day.
First time watching one of your videos. Worth watching just for the humor. Love your sense of humor; it’s intelligent and funny. Will be looking for more of your videos on knives I’m curious about.
Great vid. I love your style and scripting. I've always wanted one. I do have the Vaquero Grandie in serrated version. It is almost the size of the XL but half the weight. I treasure it. What you did with the XL was sacrilege in my opinion, but a knife should work. If it doesn't, it isn't a Cold Steel or a knife.
This was great. I’m at home with Covid right now and the laughing literally almost killed me. You are right about that knife being a threat to everyone around you. The extra 2” has some serious reach. No one on the interwebs is safe while this is at large.
Yeah, the flu or pneumonia can be rough! Bronchitis also being an unpleasant bug, that has been isolated, and verified to actually exist. Get well man! Oh wait, this is 3 days later! I’m sure you have completely recovered by now lol
I often worry about what would happen if a cop had to search me when I’m in full knife nerd mode. “Sir, do you have any weapons on you?” “Yeah uhhhhhh just take my pants off I guess”. One of the reasons I try not to break laws.
Sir. First, mine arrived last week. To explain this knife to people who know my stupid ass, I send them this video. I have shared this, in my insane opinion, the best knife review video ever made, well, with about ten people. You sir are gold. I would love to sit with you and break beers. Or cut full cans. Whatever. Cheers!
You're damn right you need the right pants. I wear Duluth Trading Co. "BALLROOM JEANS" with 11" deep "FIREHOSE" hip pockets & that's right, specifically designed for more "BALL ROOM" & I still bottom out!!! Who da Man???
I got the cold steel rajah 2 Is, and that thing has performed in every theater I have needed it for. Although, I would have preferred a clip point booey style blade the rajah 2 was just on sale so it made sense I have literally used that thing with the triad lock to chop down small trees I've also used it for everyday some tasks such as opening boxes and I'm currently using talk to text right now because I'm driving so yeah , forgive my typo's Edit: recently bought the espada xl. Yeah the rajah 2 is my favorite. Easier deployment, thicc down the whole length, and I guess one inch less of big ass blade just fits me better
Bro! I know you’re the George Carlin of the knife world, but why do I have to wait so long for a new vid? I know genius is quirky, but I’m suffering with withdrawal symptoms. I’ve watched every one of your vids at least 100 times. Whenever I’m depressed your vids lift my spirits and give strength to buy another knife! God sent YOU to save us all! Lots of love from Florida!
New one out today. My minimum goal is one for every month, that's about all I can do right now. My sharpening video took forever to shoot and edit- probably 20 hours or more.
Just sliced myself with my new Espada XL. Probably needs about 4 stitches although I just Krazy Glued the wound together. Great review and perfect capturing of the Espada’s personality!
My neighbors German Shepard came after me off leash one day, I whipped out my espada xl and split him completely down the middle as he had jumped straight at me and I fell backwards as I swung down. I carried the carcass back to their house and chucked it on the front porch. My neighbors came out yelling and I pocket flipped the espada out and shouted I am Thor and this is my hammer!! They ran inside and and that was that.
🤣pure awesomeness, just like the Espada. Absolutely unnecessary and over the top and yet, so well made and just a thing to behold.🤣 I had to watch it twice immediate 😱 🤣👍👌
The easiest cold steel to flick is the Voyager xl with the tanto blade… it’s big and it’s stupid windmill pattern scales won’t let it slip out of your hands. I don’t own the espada xl but it’s on the list.
I just sat my fat middle aged 5.11 clad arse down in the mancave and you simply cracked me up. Could relate to soooo many references. Hi-friggin-larious! Got my first CS in 1991 and moved on. Only been two or three dozen CS knives since then. (Most of them still mint, come to think of it... Blasphemy!) But oh man... good ol LT. You gots to love the guy. Anyways. Thanks! Absolutely brilliant motion picture thingy, bro'. Best thing to come out of the Universal Studios of Hollywood (hmmm... where does that A come in?) since Bogart. Standing ovations from Sweden. You made my week.
i havent used mine for anything. i never carry it and have no idea what its for. (lynn said skinning rinos but i dont do that) it just puts a smile on my face when i wave it around like a crazy person then put it back in the collection
@@AdvancedKnifeBro now were i to be suddenly attacked by flesh eating ghouls or thrust back in time to some wild west solon i know what i knife i would grab so i have that going for me
The Espada XL is based on a 18th century (late 17th century) Spanish/Andalusian weapon called a Navaja (or Spanish Folding Knife) It was used for both self defense and dueling, most often by commoners.
As soon as the classical music started at the end I thought you were gonna do a chef John from Food Wishes outro 😂 maybe it's cause of the sandwich, idk. That outro is great though "and as always, enjoy!" 🎶
I’m so happy to see this video Hanlen. Not entirely sure why, but I am. The fact that both batoning and sandwiches are featured is definitely a factor. How’ve you been man?
This knife is my grail knife! Ive pined after this knife for years now! Im so glad its finally been reviewed by a sardonic and awesome knife reviewer such as yourself! Love the video, love Cold Steel, love the channel! May God and demigod Lynn Thompson smile on us all!
Not gonna lie I teared up a little at several points in the video. Yes sir yes it is awesome for self offense! Lynn be praised my faith is restored Cold Steel has returned to AKB!!!!
I have the G-10 AUS 10A Espada XL. I carry it around pretty much all the time. Along with a Coldsteel Pro-lite and a Victorinox Swiss Champ. Is there something wrong with me? Abso-fuckin-lutley
When these came out, I went a little nuts. I've got the Papa, Mamma, and baby in the aluminum, and the same in plain black G10. Get a Rajah- you'll love it. ✌
Yes! A new video! When you were showing the pocket deploy method, for a second I thought you were shouting "Pol Pot! Pol Pot!" and had visions of you running around The Killing Fields of late 70s Cambodia, eviscerating members of the Khmer Rouge with your Cold Steel Espada XL. It was awesome.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro 'Holiday In Cambodia'!! The youngsters who worship your videos probably have no idea what a Dead Kennedy is. They definitely miss half of the references you make, and therefore half the funny. Oh boy I'm gettin old
So suspenseful. I was just waiting for Toyota to get it. The end editing was so great. And you even found a way to sneak in an auto. This one is a classic. While I can't speak for you I am 100% that Jesus loves you sir. And also we all know that when you say "holy father" You are in fact speaking of the aforementioned island retired 12 knife carrying real stick fighting mad man know as Lynn C. Thompson
This is one of my all time favorite knives. It looks outrageous but is extremely well executed.
(I only have the 5.5" version)
My condolences.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Ironically out of the half-dozen Tri-Ad locks I have the 5.5" Espada was the least sticky. I actually thinned out the spring on all my other Tri-Ads but the Espada was smooth enough to keep stock.
I suspect the XL is constructed a bit more stiff.
@@budthecyborg4575 If you like 5.5 inch blades you should try out the voyager clip point if you haven't. It drops closed like it's on ball bearings and you can thumb flick it open. I like it over my espada xl.
5.5" is above average in many countries. Remember it's not the size, it's how you use it 😉
That's how I justify my 3" anyway 😭
@@marmite8959 The bigger the blade the more efficient it is to use, just like a saw. Unless you are doing a draw cut, in which case you'd want the smallest knife you can find. My state allows me to carry anything up to a literal sword, but I live a few minutes away from the border of another state, so I carry according to their laws so I don't end up as a surprise felon.
Your talent in script-writing is "only" matched by your talents of voice-over-ing, enacting, directing and editing your own videos, good sir-knife-bro-sir!
“If you have to even ask if it’s practical you don’t fundamentally understand what cold steel is or does”. Made me laugh a lot. Should definitely be cold steels slogan!
"knife collecting at its core is very stupid"
Balderdash! Now if you'll excuse me, I've spotted a screaming deal on a titanium framelock in m390. I have to jump on this quick, because if I don't my other 14 m390 framelocks will be lonely without it.
I have to say... after all the years of watching numerous knife UA-camrs... You are by far my favorite. After a bad day, your videos are just what the doctor ordered.
This channel is gold dude. You never fail to make me laugh whilst also informing me about knives I’ll never own.
This is what happens when a very irreverent man meets an utterly ridiculous knife. Love it! Thanks for continuing to rip the piss out of this hobby…it’s one that far too many take far too seriously.
To borrow a quote: "It was much too big to be called a -sword- folding knife. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron"
Berserk?
@@slicksalamander72 yes
Funny thing is (from what I have heard) this beast is only about 10 ounces
Self offense is the term that 99% of people that say self defense are actually looking for.
Self defense would be when the opposition makes the first aggressive move. Self defense is most of the time the correct term. Self offense, you would be the aggressor and starter of the conflict.
I have cut myself with every single cold steel I’ve ever owned and I have never cut myself with any other knife so self offense should be in their marketing
I’m not an XL type of knife guy. But if anyone gets me across the line it’ll be you, bro. Great, fun, informative video. Cold Steel better be prepared for an onslaught of orders.
Probably the most beautiful chopping/batonning montage ever. I really mean it.
This video almost makes up for the lack of batoning as of late. Almost.
It’s almost poetry at this point.
This is by far the best knife review channel on UA-cam.
Massive respect for the woodchopping segment being completely synced to the music. I know how much time goes into that.
was watching this at my desk while fidgeting with my Luzon and upon seeing the comparision am now compelled to go buy an espada
Been watching your channel for a time now, and you helped push me to make my own. Love your sarcasm, and the Cold Steel videos are the best! Thank you, and please keep turning them out!
I like that the units of measurement are “Cold Steel” and “Metric.”
"When does the boar stop becoming a sparing partner and more of a mate?" I think it depends on who/ what is doing the penetrating
Don’t insult Lin’s filipino footwork he could kill you with the 5 espada XLs he carries
Don't forget his Taurus revolver. And
Boot knife
Super impressed with the bread slicing capabilities of this blade. 👍
You and me both!
Amazing. You captured the absolute essence of the Espada. I have the g10 version and love it for how ridiculous and impractical it is. I get off on the look of shock and confusion people make when I show it to them.
“Why do you own that?” They ask. Because the divine Lyn commands it.
An automatic Espada XL would be badass. Imagine it flying out of someone's hand 🤣
What a beautiful mental picture
Protech Espada XL collaboration?
If your buddy rocks up at the camp with this thing you are automatically assigned to do the dishes.
“Why are you closing your knife anyways?” “Sounds unprepared to me” 😂
Oh… another thing. You have over 70K subscribers but you remain a regular guy. Refreshing. Respect, man, respect.
I’m just a dude. Hope no one finds out I have a UA-cam channel
@@AdvancedKnifeBro That would be catastrophic. My lips are sealed. 👊💪
I own the Rajah II. Single pocket deployment is outfreakingstanding. Triad lock is amazing 👏 😍
I chopped down a 8" palm 🌴 down. Muhahaha...😈
II have to say man your my favorite knife channel I love your humor and self awareness your honestly someone I'd just want to kick back and drink with Also your scale swap video for your pm2 made me finally do it too I have a maxamet one I put wood scales and a brass backspace on it anyway sorry for the long comment hope to see more vids soon
I'm with you bro. At 71, I've been an avid collector & user of many brands & models, but I own about 2/3 of Cold Steel's line. Why? Because I can & because it still makes me moist!!!
Finally, another great video! Love when you review CS! Hysterical and creative as always! Love the cursing!
THIS is the reason your channel is the only one that has me notified if you fart cross eyed. I'll be a new Patreon at the end of this month, you made me laugh too hard not to. Thank you & good day.
I really love this man's brand of comedy
The best 15 minutes and 15 seconds of my day today! Top shelf chopping/hacking montage!
I have followed you for a while and wow, this is the best, if not penultimate, video of AKB. Praise Be to Lynn!
First time watching one of your videos. Worth watching just for the humor. Love your sense of humor; it’s intelligent and funny. Will be looking for more of your videos on knives I’m curious about.
Metal Complex recommended this video/channel and it doesn't disappoint! Humor is spot on👌
He’s a good dude
A friend* once called my Espada XL "Obnoxious" then asked why I have so many knives..... I don't miss that guy.
Great vid. I love your style and scripting. I've always wanted one. I do have the Vaquero Grandie in serrated version. It is almost the size of the XL but half the weight. I treasure it. What you did with the XL was sacrilege in my opinion, but a knife should work. If it doesn't, it isn't a Cold Steel or a knife.
Very well said Sir you have my respect . And i rarely pay respect
Your videos are nothing short of glorious. LOL Need a weekly video for sure.
This was great. I’m at home with Covid right now and the laughing literally almost killed me. You are right about that knife being a threat to everyone around you. The extra 2” has some serious reach. No one on the interwebs is safe while this is at large.
NOOOOO... get better man!
Yeah, the flu or pneumonia can be rough! Bronchitis also being an unpleasant bug, that has been isolated, and verified to actually exist. Get well man! Oh wait, this is 3 days later! I’m sure you have completely recovered by now lol
But did you die? Covid lol
First video I’ve watched of yours. Love your since of humor. Will be supporting on Patreon
I often worry about what would happen if a cop had to search me when I’m in full knife nerd mode.
“Sir, do you have any weapons on you?”
“Yeah uhhhhhh just take my pants off I guess”.
One of the reasons I try not to break laws.
I have no idea why I enjoy this channel so much.
Me neither
Back when the GSM deal was announced, Uncle Lynn’s ranch in California was for sale. He may already have moved to an island in the Pacific.
Sir. First, mine arrived last week. To explain this knife to people who know my stupid ass, I send them this video. I have shared this, in my insane opinion, the best knife review video ever made, well, with about ten people. You sir are gold. I would love to sit with you and break beers. Or cut full cans. Whatever. Cheers!
You're damn right you need the right pants. I wear Duluth Trading Co. "BALLROOM JEANS" with 11" deep "FIREHOSE" hip pockets & that's right, specifically designed for more "BALL ROOM" & I still bottom out!!! Who da Man???
I got the cold steel rajah 2 Is, and that thing has performed in every theater I have needed it for. Although, I would have preferred a clip point booey style blade the rajah 2 was just on sale so it made sense I have literally used that thing with the triad lock to chop down small trees I've also used it for everyday some tasks such as opening boxes and I'm currently using talk to text right now because I'm driving so yeah , forgive my typo's
Edit: recently bought the espada xl. Yeah the rajah 2 is my favorite. Easier deployment, thicc down the whole length, and I guess one inch less of big ass blade just fits me better
Best design ever created
They let you in the movies with that thing?
@@abc456f they'd probably be more pissed about the 3 course meal I sneak in
Tactically snacked
I don't know how I've not seen your videos, instant fan. Bought a shirt and subscribed.
My man!
As a rajah ll proud owner, the best use for it is the fun. The face os my friends when i take it out of my pocket is priceless.
Bro! I know you’re the George Carlin of the knife world, but why do I have to wait so long for a new vid? I know genius is quirky, but I’m suffering with withdrawal symptoms. I’ve watched every one of your vids at least 100 times. Whenever I’m depressed your vids lift my spirits and give strength to buy another knife! God sent YOU to save us all! Lots of love from Florida!
New one out today. My minimum goal is one for every month, that's about all I can do right now. My sharpening video took forever to shoot and edit- probably 20 hours or more.
Great video, glad UA-cam recommended something interesting in years.
Best knife video I’ve ever seen
How have I missed your channel,keep it up!!!
Just sliced myself with my new Espada XL. Probably needs about 4 stitches although I just Krazy Glued the wound together. Great review and perfect capturing of the Espada’s personality!
This guy is hilarious, I was laughing at all these jokes, great video bro!
AKB, man your like m number one knife channel! Love your style bro!
My neighbors German Shepard came after me off leash one day, I whipped out my espada xl and split him completely down the middle as he had jumped straight at me and I fell backwards as I swung down. I carried the carcass back to their house and chucked it on the front porch. My neighbors came out yelling and I pocket flipped the espada out and shouted I am Thor and this is my hammer!! They ran inside and and that was that.
Beautiful pastime man, bless you
A Dave Berry reference? I have the Espada XL with the G-10 handle and I love it. Thanks for the review.
I lightly sanded the scales of my Espada xl and it makes it way easier to grip. Is a great knife.
🤣pure awesomeness, just like the Espada. Absolutely unnecessary and over the top and yet, so well made and just a thing to behold.🤣 I had to watch it twice immediate 😱 🤣👍👌
More content please , love the videos and the humor is a nice touch. THANKS FOR SHARING
The easiest cold steel to flick is the Voyager xl with the tanto blade… it’s big and it’s stupid windmill pattern scales won’t let it slip out of your hands. I don’t own the espada xl but it’s on the list.
Once again a hilarious video bro! Your commentary is the best haha. Now, we've got to get some Work Tuff Gear blades in your hands...
I just sat my fat middle aged 5.11 clad arse down in the mancave and you simply cracked me up. Could relate to soooo many references. Hi-friggin-larious!
Got my first CS in 1991 and moved on. Only been two or three dozen CS knives since then. (Most of them still mint, come to think of it... Blasphemy!) But oh man... good ol LT. You gots to love the guy.
Anyways. Thanks!
Absolutely brilliant motion picture thingy, bro'. Best thing to come out of the Universal Studios of Hollywood (hmmm... where does that A come in?) since Bogart.
Standing ovations from Sweden. You made my week.
Last 12 minutes are Marvelous ! Poetry! 👏👏👏
i havent used mine for anything. i never carry it and have no idea what its for. (lynn said skinning rinos but i dont do that) it just puts a smile on my face when i wave it around like a crazy person then put it back in the collection
That’s kinda it
@@AdvancedKnifeBro now were i to be suddenly attacked by flesh eating ghouls or thrust back in time to some wild west solon i know what i knife i would grab so i have that going for me
I love how you treat your knives Bro. You try to act all cool and sarcastic but i know you really get it
One of the best reviews I've ever watched 😂😂. Love the comedic review.
0:56 Unicorn napkin/bib. VERY cool‼️😎
👍🏽
My daughters
@@AdvancedKnifeBro
Bad ass female offspring. Good job!
That and the mayhem frenzy 6inch ti lite and counter point are my favorites.
i laugh more watching your content than with most comedians out there
FANTASTIC review. Sarcasm will always be KING 😎. I just got this knife,,,,one of my grail knives. I absolutely LOVE IT. 👍👍👍💥🔥💥
That was great, I have more than one Cold Steel knife, including the Luzon. Brilliant, thanks
So much gold my dude. I’ve loved all your recent videos but this is a return to form to your bread and (peanut) butter
The asmr montage at the end is a nice touch.
You should make a “Five Knives that Make Me Smirk” video.
I didn’t mean to like my own comment. I just meant to see who else liked it, for my last will and testament.
The Espada XL is based on a 18th century (late 17th century) Spanish/Andalusian weapon called a Navaja (or Spanish Folding Knife) It was used for both self defense and dueling, most often by commoners.
As soon as the classical music started at the end I thought you were gonna do a chef John from Food Wishes outro 😂 maybe it's cause of the sandwich, idk. That outro is great though "and as always, enjoy!" 🎶
Lmao the way you flick that knife out is hilarious 😂😂
Love your videos bro, they have the “cozy factor” Thank you
The finest evolution of the Spanish navaja.
That ending montage with the music synced was absolute peak kino.
You've been MIA. Good to see ya back!
Loved the video, I look forward to them believe it or not.
I’m so happy to see this video Hanlen. Not entirely sure why, but I am. The fact that both batoning and sandwiches are featured is definitely a factor. How’ve you been man?
Can’t meatboots complain!
The paper plates have elevated this video; well done!
This knife is my grail knife! Ive pined after this knife for years now! Im so glad its finally been reviewed by a sardonic and awesome knife reviewer such as yourself! Love the video, love Cold Steel, love the channel! May God and demigod Lynn Thompson smile on us all!
A fine and cultured review ole boy!
Not gonna lie I teared up a little at several points in the video. Yes sir yes it is awesome for self offense! Lynn be praised my faith is restored Cold Steel has returned to AKB!!!!
I love how irrational the Espada XL is when you can buy the Marauder bowie
I've got some pants that will fully conceal my xl espada. Ain't nothing gonna conceal a marauder.
I have the G-10 AUS 10A Espada XL.
I carry it around pretty much all the time. Along with a Coldsteel Pro-lite and a Victorinox Swiss Champ.
Is there something wrong with me?
Abso-fuckin-lutley
ahh living under the flight pattern lmao. plz never stop making these thx
That’s the most cold of all cold steels! Yesss!!
When these came out, I went a little nuts. I've got the Papa, Mamma, and baby in the aluminum, and the same in plain black G10. Get a Rajah- you'll love it. ✌
Hahaha. First time seeing your videos. Instantly subscribing. You should have way more subs then you do. Keep it up man
I got the Spartan recently for my birthday and honestly I’m impressed it’s my first cold steel knife but I’ve always wanted the espada xl
1:48. just gold.
Yes! A new video! When you were showing the pocket deploy method, for a second I thought you were shouting "Pol Pot! Pol Pot!" and had visions of you running around The Killing Fields of late 70s Cambodia, eviscerating members of the Khmer Rouge with your Cold Steel Espada XL. It was awesome.
So after I recorded it… thought about going back in and saying sounds like a dead Kennedy’s song but didn’t.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro 'Holiday In Cambodia'!! The youngsters who worship your videos probably have no idea what a Dead Kennedy is. They definitely miss half of the references you make, and therefore half the funny. Oh boy I'm gettin old
300 bucks. Damn. I bought the G10 version for $130 on Amazon. Although it was 10 years ago.
Bro.... maybe my favorite video so far
I never snort when I laugh. Ever. You made me snort really loud.
So suspenseful. I was just waiting for Toyota to get it. The end editing was so great. And you even found a way to sneak in an auto. This one is a classic. While I can't speak for you I am 100% that Jesus loves you sir. And also we all know that when you say "holy father" You are in fact speaking of the aforementioned island retired 12 knife carrying real stick fighting mad man know as Lynn C. Thompson