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  • @hadarevenchen6887
    @hadarevenchen6887 4 роки тому +8308

    Jake: “Tv and cake were my parents” what an underrated line

    • @the-anhpham3364
      @the-anhpham3364 4 роки тому +42

      Hadar EvenChen and sad

    • @rhys5061
      @rhys5061 4 роки тому +39

      Tbh that's my childhood and I wouldn't change it for anything

    • @alexandrar4572
      @alexandrar4572 4 роки тому +53

      "is okay"

    • @captaintrashcans3163
      @captaintrashcans3163 4 роки тому +9

      It’s my child hood but it wasn’t that bad being alone

    • @mellmag3723
      @mellmag3723 4 роки тому +8

      Tv was my parent and taught me American English!and I’m Chinese. And that fucked up my entire life.

  • @i_am_a_music_maker5212
    @i_am_a_music_maker5212 4 роки тому +4344

    “It is SOOOOOOOOOO small, where do you keep your BRAIN?”

    • @Juno_June
      @Juno_June 4 роки тому +58

      *he doesn’t have one*
      sorry Jake

    • @sinead8039
      @sinead8039 4 роки тому +15

      What brain?

    • @jannat1844
      @jannat1844 4 роки тому +11

      Straight up savage had me burst out laughing 😂

    • @TXnine7nine
      @TXnine7nine 3 роки тому +13

      You can see Andy Samberg almost break character there at the very end 😂

    • @communistcrusader4117
      @communistcrusader4117 3 роки тому +2

      He keeps his brain in his daddy issues

  • @somebodysson862
    @somebodysson862 4 роки тому +4914

    “first of all the name’s santiago, detECTIVE AMY SANTIAGO”

    • @beep2694
      @beep2694 4 роки тому +2

      Which episode is that from

    • @breanna6257
      @breanna6257 4 роки тому +29

      Beep the one where peralta wants to arrest the police commissioners son or something for graffiti 1:2

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 4 роки тому +1

      @@beep2694 coral palms part 1

    • @catherinexu1795
      @catherinexu1795 4 роки тому +3

      @@beep2694 it's first season

    • @BlasterzHD
      @BlasterzHD 3 роки тому

      @@alphagamer9505 completely wrong

  • @louisepedersen227
    @louisepedersen227 4 роки тому +6756

    ”Do you need a math tutor because the department will provide one for you”😂😂😂

    • @articunoqueenplays2432
      @articunoqueenplays2432 4 роки тому +85

      I didn't knew if that was a joke or an Actual thing dat they did

    • @sarahjanakat4886
      @sarahjanakat4886 4 роки тому +55

      I can’t tell if you were serious

    • @januszeal6693
      @januszeal6693 4 роки тому +27

      If he was serious, I bet he would take him up on the offer.

    • @colourfulyt6697
      @colourfulyt6697 4 роки тому +8

      I need a math tutor

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. 4 роки тому +5

      I also need a math tutor.

  • @sangbyafrenchgirl7033
    @sangbyafrenchgirl7033 4 роки тому +3274

    Captainnn, Santiago broke the glaaAss

    • @littledoot1913
      @littledoot1913 4 роки тому +26

      This line cracked me up

    • @_avocado_
      @_avocado_ 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @caitlinmarie543
      @caitlinmarie543 4 роки тому +26

      I swear Jake is a child

    • @youfoundme7604
      @youfoundme7604 3 роки тому +14

      anyone else remember being seven?? Jake does.

    • @BlasterzHD
      @BlasterzHD 3 роки тому +11

      @@youfoundme7604 He doesn't remember being 7, because he's still not 7.

  • @HollyCx2
    @HollyCx2 4 роки тому +8910

    “I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out ✌🏼 “ definitely me lmaooo

    • @miepmiep4010
      @miepmiep4010 4 роки тому +71

      Peace out homies

    • @daisy-m766
      @daisy-m766 4 роки тому +4

      what are the emojis my pc doesnt know emoji

    • @miepmiep4010
      @miepmiep4010 4 роки тому +2

      @@daisy-m766 a hand peace sign

    • @sofie4172
      @sofie4172 4 роки тому +4

      " he he "

    • @gt6601
      @gt6601 4 роки тому

      Does anyone know what episode that's from?

  • @amymartin6967
    @amymartin6967 4 роки тому +6778

    “oh yeah, the guy without a daddy is the one with daddy issues. eXplAIN thAT lOgic. *nervous laughter* “

    • @elizabethrogers6380
      @elizabethrogers6380 3 роки тому +59

      Elena Pereira my dad died when I was two, and someone at my school said I have daddy issues so I showed that scene to her.

    • @amymartin6967
      @amymartin6967 3 роки тому +52

      @@elizabethrogers6380 omg im so sorry for your loss but that must’ve been funny

    • @_BreathOfFreshAir_
      @_BreathOfFreshAir_ 3 роки тому +15

      @@elizabethrogers6380 rip xd
      This is sarcastic, I’m very sorry for your loss

    • @social_avocado
      @social_avocado 3 роки тому +7

      @@elizabethrogers6380 damn. How do I explain that that made me laugh and also made me sad at the same time??? So sorry for your loss though.

    • @D_lit_Z
      @D_lit_Z 2 роки тому +2

      @@elizabethrogers6380 u good girl? We're here for you

  • @user-se6bg5ln1h
    @user-se6bg5ln1h 4 роки тому +7090

    *”no no no don’t eat the burrito”*

  • @pabloiriqui6128
    @pabloiriqui6128 4 роки тому +927

    Amy hold this baby!
    Give me that phone!
    GIVE ME THAT PHONE!!!

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 4 роки тому +16

      Everybody wash your hands!

  • @amirabhore8635
    @amirabhore8635 4 роки тому +2766

    you’re three minutes early… in Chicago
    lmao that’s so me it hurts

    • @emilym7410
      @emilym7410 4 роки тому +2

      do you know what episode this is i can't figure it out?

    • @yumibulan1793
      @yumibulan1793 4 роки тому +2

      Emily M one of the first episodes

    • @vminsoulmates5066
      @vminsoulmates5066 4 роки тому +16

      Emily M second halloween heist episode

    • @MetaphoricallyRose
      @MetaphoricallyRose 3 роки тому +4

      Damn, 2 hours late

    • @aname7870
      @aname7870 3 роки тому

      When you be in the same time zone as Chicago B)

  • @zinabsafdari
    @zinabsafdari 4 роки тому +573

    this is how many people love jake

  • @skyw3419
    @skyw3419 4 роки тому +1346

    "No no, don't eat the burrito"
    *Looks at it and eats it*
    "Oh I'm dIsGuStInG" *cries*

  • @losersclub5191
    @losersclub5191 4 роки тому +2571

    no one :
    jake : the doctor said all my bleeding is internal, that's where the blood is supposed to be

  • @paige3858
    @paige3858 4 роки тому +705

    “ a dude who doesn’t have a dad has daddy issues? explain that logic”

  • @MrsFilmgeek101
    @MrsFilmgeek101 4 роки тому +457

    It was a very good prank. I totally thought I was going to die.

  • @GrowYourGlow
    @GrowYourGlow 4 роки тому +1992

    Riding horses is honestly pretty hard, jake did...good?

    • @ikiasoul
      @ikiasoul 4 роки тому +98

      I think it was just lieutenant peanut butter being talented, not really Jake anyway lmao

    • @miovvv
      @miovvv 4 роки тому +13

      ikr if you don't know how to ride it's really hard to not fall off if the horse goes this fast

    • @emohlays7310
      @emohlays7310 4 роки тому +8

      KombustedKarrot 24 if a horse is bolting like that, you have to be at least a novice rider to know how to stay on lmfao

    • @magicllamakitty353
      @magicllamakitty353 4 роки тому +12

      ​@Alison Han I thought it was probably a stunt double based on the content and how it was shot, but after some research I found there were no stunt doubles listed for that episode. So yeah, that's cool that he really did it.

    • @cybrhckr
      @cybrhckr 4 роки тому

      @@magicllamakitty353 probably not though. look the way his hoodie is covering and all

  • @lozza7520
    @lozza7520 4 роки тому +251

    jake: iv been trying to catch the pontiac bandit for 8 years, do u know how many months that is?
    rosa: 96
    jake: eightyforteenninetysixyearsmonths
    holt: do u want a private maths tutor the department provides one
    haha love that guy

    • @gblawrence034
      @gblawrence034 3 роки тому +3

      i hear "eighty forty six years months"

  • @HooksPatronus
    @HooksPatronus 3 роки тому +150

    "Captaiiiin, Santiago broke the glaaaass."
    - Jake Peralta, 6 years old xD

  • @macy_serio
    @macy_serio 4 роки тому +646

    no ones commented on this yet but honestly just gotta love jake

  • @CanaldoPortador
    @CanaldoPortador 3 роки тому +27

    "I'm way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity" is my constant mood

  • @tianalee4354
    @tianalee4354 4 роки тому +249

    “Tv and cake were my parents” 😂 that deserves way more credit

  • @amily2901
    @amily2901 4 роки тому +337

    “The doctor said all the bleeding was internal, that’s where the blood’s s’posed to be! 😂😂 lmao

  • @rudolphclaus9565
    @rudolphclaus9565 4 роки тому +252

    "Your head is SOOOO small"
    "Where do you keep your brains?"
    XD XD XD Best scene lol

  • @YogeshKumar-kf3yl
    @YogeshKumar-kf3yl 3 роки тому +50

    4:02 Amy saying "it's okay" is so cute

  • @ryqn1402
    @ryqn1402 4 роки тому +254

    "EVERYONE MOVE I DONT KNOW HOW TO RIDE A HORSE"

  • @EllieCarnahan
    @EllieCarnahan 3 роки тому +40

    It's weird but I kind of love that Jake and Amy went from being more like siblings to husband and wife.

  • @FunWithColeen
    @FunWithColeen 4 роки тому +25

    words alone cannot describe the amount of love and respect i have for this man

  • @celluloidkelly612
    @celluloidkelly612 4 роки тому +103

    1:57 the best moment in the whole series

  • @iaraspricigodesousazappeli6884
    @iaraspricigodesousazappeli6884 3 роки тому +17

    "amy hold this baby, rosa, give me that phone, give me that phone"
    BEST SCENE EVERR

  • @Maggie-js4ti
    @Maggie-js4ti 4 роки тому +314

    You're three minutes early!
    IN CHICAGO 😂😂

  • @emmyjemmy4208
    @emmyjemmy4208 3 роки тому +21

    'ima go cry in the bathroom, peace out'
    my senior quote

  • @magicllamakitty353
    @magicllamakitty353 4 роки тому +76

    2:15 - I found my new alarm.

  • @tamishasarkar1410
    @tamishasarkar1410 3 роки тому +20

    Jake Peralta is a living meme! Gotta love him! ❤️❤️

  • @georgeprchal3924
    @georgeprchal3924 4 роки тому +184

    And when that didn't work we watched X-Men Days of Future Past.

    • @Evrtjw
      @Evrtjw 4 роки тому +3

      honestly confused why nobody else is talking about that part

    • @pumpkinbagelpatch
      @pumpkinbagelpatch 3 роки тому +5

      great movie

  • @lyndalynda5364
    @lyndalynda5364 4 роки тому +96

    "I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out ✌"
    I feel exposed

  • @JordynAniyah
    @JordynAniyah 4 роки тому +68

    “Ask him about his bank-*brakes glass* account” CAPTAIN SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLASS” 😂😭😂

  • @yoursaviorishere4365
    @yoursaviorishere4365 4 роки тому +61

    2:20 I relate to this on a spiritual level

  • @oliviabrodarick7030
    @oliviabrodarick7030 4 роки тому +46

    “1 2 3 4 ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHAAAAHHHH-“

  • @ellenlouise8135
    @ellenlouise8135 4 роки тому +64

    2:16 has me rolling on the floor laughing every time

  • @Emir_Levy
    @Emir_Levy 4 роки тому +100

    4:09 that's what she said

  • @hebamalik_
    @hebamalik_ 4 роки тому +17

    Dude, you just made me wanna to rewatch the whole series... AGAIN! (done it twice already)

  • @anoeddilolol4605
    @anoeddilolol4605 4 роки тому +13

    This show always makes me feel better when I'm down

  • @dcardigan13
    @dcardigan13 3 роки тому +3

    He giggles more in the later seasons and it makes my heart flutter more

  • @SilverAlaunt
    @SilverAlaunt 4 роки тому +42

    “You’re three minutes early... in Chicago.” 😂

  • @JordynAniyah
    @JordynAniyah 4 роки тому +78

    Terry: Captain Holt and I did a hip-hop dance routine. Jake: oh I see...well you know what I don’t even care because I’m holding my son. Rosa: I have a video of it on my phone. Jake: Amy hold this baby Rosa give me that phone!!💀😂😂😭

  • @ethangallagherdance5549
    @ethangallagherdance5549 4 роки тому +64

    “Your head is so small, no really so small where do you keep your brain in there”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @harukamico8885
    @harukamico8885 4 роки тому +27

    "I was just playing a prank on my buddy"🤣🤣🤣

  • @liarose2054
    @liarose2054 4 роки тому +28

    **banging on glass**
    "Ask about his bank account! ASK ABOUT HIS BANK ACCOUNT! ASK ABOUT HIS BANK-"
    **glass shatters**
    "-account."
    **looks up at amy**
    "You should ask him about his bank account."
    i will forever love this moment

  • @rishikaverma891
    @rishikaverma891 4 роки тому +6

    This man has my heart ❤

  • @aabhathite5706
    @aabhathite5706 4 роки тому +8

    "Your head is so small!
    Where do you keep your brain??"
    I LOVE drunk Terry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @garimaaaaa
    @garimaaaaa 4 роки тому +7

    I knew the internal bleeding scene would be in the video before even clicking on it 😂😂

  • @Sallyisfailingtofunctionx
    @Sallyisfailingtofunctionx 4 роки тому +8

    The burrito in a hot tub moment will always be one of my favourite moments ever I cry every time

  • @SC-RGX7
    @SC-RGX7 3 роки тому +2

    The amount of character development on this show is absolutely amazing

  • @gemmacrescini1330
    @gemmacrescini1330 4 роки тому +2

    All of these are just so iconic how am I supposed to choose?

  • @lewisonhowerconnery259
    @lewisonhowerconnery259 3 роки тому +1

    That one way glass breaking is soo satisfying

  • @renameagain5808
    @renameagain5808 4 роки тому +77

    2:00 Amy doesn't have a reflection lmfao

    • @moej3386
      @moej3386 4 роки тому +13

      holy shit

    • @lianpramod7106
      @lianpramod7106 4 роки тому +5

      wait your right

    • @yourhappyholidays
      @yourhappyholidays 4 роки тому +2

      Nice catch

    • @shanzaekhan5112
      @shanzaekhan5112 4 роки тому +1

      It's cause it's a double sided mirror the criminal doesn't have one either

    • @UnboundClown
      @UnboundClown 3 роки тому +11

      @@shanzaekhan5112 No, it’s because the window break was done in an empty room and composited into the shot with Amy and the perp. Probably for safety reasons. As they do have reflections before it cuts to Jakes perspective in the viewing room.

  • @AG-gi2mg
    @AG-gi2mg 4 роки тому +60

    People say I’m Jake perelta in female form. Should I be offended.
    Deadass. My school locker had maggots in it...

    • @leonahalder5630
      @leonahalder5630 4 роки тому +10

      ProbablyHarry without the maggots part perhaps

    • @stayforthepeelpronpls4774
      @stayforthepeelpronpls4774 4 роки тому +3

      Someone told me I remind them of Gina and I took it as a compliment so maybe I am like her.

    • @bellagoth835
      @bellagoth835 4 роки тому +3

      throw your whole locker away

  • @michaelcolon3940
    @michaelcolon3940 4 роки тому +23

    3:57 is too relatable😂😭

  • @reysworld7008
    @reysworld7008 4 роки тому +47

    “He’s so strong” tell me this man is not a little gay

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 4 роки тому +59

    We watched Lincoln
    Wow two rivals working together
    Jake:....
    Amy: when that didnt work we watched Xmen days of future past
    Jake: WOW Magneto and Professor working together

  • @tgmwonka8285
    @tgmwonka8285 4 роки тому +7

    1:57 lol younger siblings always framing the older one

  • @skrubbypatty5763
    @skrubbypatty5763 3 роки тому +6

    "Doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood supposed to be"
    I just can't stop laughing by this logic

  • @naamakozai9050
    @naamakozai9050 4 роки тому +7

    DUDE YOUR HEAD is so SMALL NO NO NO IT IS so SMALL WHERE do you KEEP YOUR BRAINS?!?
    Love that line it always gets me😂😂😂

  • @bucklandlover
    @bucklandlover 4 роки тому +7

    If Jake isn’t your spirit animal, idk what is..

  • @twisha_h_s
    @twisha_h_s 4 роки тому +12

    * strums guitar * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGHGHHHGHHGGHHJH
    DIDN'T WORK...

  • @teenachandna3706
    @teenachandna3706 4 роки тому +10

    "Your head is so small.. where do you keep your brain" 😂😂🤣

  • @crapulence853
    @crapulence853 4 роки тому +31

    1:57 totally me

  • @technowelliebobs4779
    @technowelliebobs4779 4 роки тому +4

    "Sounds fun, carry on. 👍" 😂😂😂

  • @dipz6479
    @dipz6479 4 роки тому +30

    1:52 if he was an 1 hour early in Chicago that means he was 57 minutes late

    • @mariewolf3303
      @mariewolf3303 4 роки тому +8

      I see they did provide a math tutor after all

    • @monf5544
      @monf5544 4 роки тому +1

      Yes.

  • @lordtentacleporm1588
    @lordtentacleporm1588 3 роки тому +3

    This gives me the happy.

  • @thearlesdaleengine8182
    @thearlesdaleengine8182 4 роки тому +9

    "Magneto and Professor X working together? Amy are you seeing this?"

  • @axelmaeland608
    @axelmaeland608 3 роки тому

    1:20
    The look of jakes face as he was realising his next chance ti say it was golden, golden

  • @SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch
    @SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch 4 роки тому +13

    This show looks so fun. I want to watch it lol

    • @stillesmineral
      @stillesmineral 4 роки тому +5

      then... watch it? haha

    • @miovvv
      @miovvv 4 роки тому +3

      ypu definitely should. it has many seasons as well!

    • @clintbrew
      @clintbrew 4 роки тому +2

      It one of these show that u can never get bored of watching u gonna love the season 5x17 cold open

    • @cameronwinters4761
      @cameronwinters4761 2 роки тому

      j o i n u s

    • @SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch
      @SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch 2 роки тому

      @@cameronwinters4761 I got to season 4 episode 10…
      Then I got a new phone and that streaming app I was using didn’t work anymore so 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @iwatchedtoomuchsaikik8949
    @iwatchedtoomuchsaikik8949 3 роки тому +1

    "But your head IS SOOOOOOO SMALLLLLLLLLL where do you keep your brains???"

  • @buzzinbea
    @buzzinbea 4 роки тому +2

    That last clip is the perfect ending for this video😂😂

  • @bellalannoo8896
    @bellalannoo8896 3 роки тому +1

    They just casually have a Switch and I love that for them. They 100% have an Animal Crossings Island.

  • @isabelcoleman8907
    @isabelcoleman8907 4 роки тому +23

    Ok well ima go cry In the bathroom PEACE OUT HOMIES HAHA

  • @calmclaughlin8185
    @calmclaughlin8185 4 роки тому +30

    You love to see it, 0 dislikes

  • @leahsmith1141
    @leahsmith1141 4 роки тому +3

    "That's where the blood's supposed to be" :D

  • @jiazubair4427
    @jiazubair4427 3 роки тому

    Jake is so precious

  • @milenavitoria2621
    @milenavitoria2621 4 роки тому

    I Love them so much

  • @annikadeshmukh5379
    @annikadeshmukh5379 4 роки тому +1

    God I love this show

  • @dkhgr
    @dkhgr 4 роки тому +4

    “2, 3, 4! AAAASSAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH....didnt work”

  • @hanygonzalez7476
    @hanygonzalez7476 3 роки тому +1

    Jake eating that burrito perfectly describes what it feels like to move to another city unwillingly

  • @sanjeevkulkarni4105
    @sanjeevkulkarni4105 4 роки тому +2

    He is not just in mood for “4 minutes”... he is always in the mood 😎😃

  • @ellaronci2703
    @ellaronci2703 3 роки тому

    i love him

  • @tanleelee268
    @tanleelee268 4 роки тому +2

    Gotta love Jake. Sometimes I wished I was him. Somestimes I wished I was with him. Thats when You Know this character is 👌 *chef kiss*

  • @Abdmajid
    @Abdmajid 4 роки тому +26

    TV and Cake were my parents 😣😣😣

  • @resa5816
    @resa5816 4 роки тому +2

    Captain Santiago broke the glass

  • @TheDubLatino
    @TheDubLatino 4 роки тому +2

    2:23 Kid Cudi's face is my mood for 2020

  • @eveyaspaas3667
    @eveyaspaas3667 4 роки тому +4

    “My doctor said all the blood is internal. That’s where the blood is SUPPOSED tO bE”

  • @Christine-tg7lf
    @Christine-tg7lf 4 роки тому +3

    the internal bleeding is just so hilarious

  • @addison9220
    @addison9220 3 роки тому

    The first one was a great way to start it off

  • @adithyansivaraman325
    @adithyansivaraman325 3 роки тому +2

    Blackout out when amy goes into labour!!
    Jake - I kinda liked blackouts. Its quiet and peaceful
    Gunshots heard !!
    Jake - no it quickly turned into a purge!

  • @sierrakim9025
    @sierrakim9025 4 роки тому

    IS THIS WHERE IT ALL STARTED??? THE FRIENDSHIP OF THE CENTURY

  • @mikaelamiller9426
    @mikaelamiller9426 4 роки тому +1

    "1 2 3 4 Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhhh"😂😂😂

  • @anthonydalebarroga
    @anthonydalebarroga 3 роки тому

    The thumbnail, he looks so handsome!

  • @mallotree3508
    @mallotree3508 4 роки тому +1

    This hit too hard lol

  • @sspp4522
    @sspp4522 3 роки тому +1

    2:15 this gets me every fucking time you'd think it'd get old but nope

  • @fatimah1998
    @fatimah1998 4 роки тому +4

    2:15 I'm dying