The dice will decide your fate

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  • Опубліковано 13 січ 2025

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  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 5 місяців тому +329

    Every time I watch DF play a game where you have to read to understand what's going on, he never fails to ignore the pop-ups and do his own thing.

    • @guygryphon
      @guygryphon 5 місяців тому +8

      Gah it can be so frustrating, but it has to be one of the reasons I keep coming back 🤔🤷

    • @samwright6853
      @samwright6853 5 місяців тому +5

      They pay him to lead, not to read!

    • @xmr9475
      @xmr9475 5 місяців тому +1

      @@samwright6853 I get the reference!

    • @Spridemon
      @Spridemon 5 місяців тому

      @@samwright6853YES

  • @cross6781
    @cross6781 5 місяців тому +202

    DF about lighthouses if their effect stacks: "these are the questions that keep me up at night"
    Lighthouse description specifically stating that it doesn't stack:

    • @zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040
      @zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040 5 місяців тому +9

      You forgot one verry important detail tho DF can't (be bothered to) read (or at all tbh 😂)

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. 5 місяців тому +69

    Bruh, that one archer who stayed behind to give his buddy time to escape and ended up taking out half the enemy village was some god damn hero-level movie type shit. RIP that guy!

  • @MarshallOwens-l7i
    @MarshallOwens-l7i 5 місяців тому +10

    Definitely need a whole series on this game

  • @zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040
    @zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040 5 місяців тому +79

    Note to DF, leaving gaping holes in your town isn't really the best technique when ennemies B-line for your castle 😅

    • @gaiusmarius4209
      @gaiusmarius4209 5 місяців тому +5

      not to mention the fact they had knights or something to his regular men-at-arms

  • @Ghosts1129
    @Ghosts1129 5 місяців тому +63

    Food storage max: 25
    Every round get's 26 food
    DangerouslyFunny: "I think I need food"
    No, you need more storage.

  • @keanukoren6109
    @keanukoren6109 13 днів тому

    11:21 clearly says "Orange Peasant" and he somehow thought it was not only brown, but believed he lowered browns army in the attack. Amazing

  • @JackCaesius
    @JackCaesius 5 місяців тому +6

    DFs reading comprehensibility as low as ever

  • @Riftweaver1981
    @Riftweaver1981 5 місяців тому +18

    'satainism, turns 1 house into sorcerer towers' df : 'i cant remember what these 2 buildings used to be'

  • @charlesc4511
    @charlesc4511 5 місяців тому +8

    Nice, my daily dose of mayhem

  • @CarJul666
    @CarJul666 5 місяців тому +1

    This game was very entertaining to watch. Please play this again.❤

  • @DJC3PO
    @DJC3PO 5 місяців тому +1

    This looks like a game of strategic RNG madness. Good fun!

  • @Gaming_lively
    @Gaming_lively 5 місяців тому +2

    love your videos thank for your uploads

  • @MrMoomoo101
    @MrMoomoo101 5 місяців тому +2

    I just got this game, it looks really fun :)

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 5 місяців тому +1

    This game looks like an amazing game

  • @literallyadog
    @literallyadog 5 місяців тому

    It looked like he could reroll a skull when it wasn't a meteor

  • @alarmedplacebo1579
    @alarmedplacebo1579 5 місяців тому +1

    This game cracks me up!

  • @teee3681
    @teee3681 5 місяців тому +1

    Always watch you to fall asleep 😭😭

  • @braggski
    @braggski 5 місяців тому +14

    just another day with DF playing God

  • @aurora_is_okay1897
    @aurora_is_okay1897 5 місяців тому +1

    Didnt know little john owns a kingdom now

  • @happygoo-je5xh
    @happygoo-je5xh 5 місяців тому +2

    I love your videos :)

  • @xenprophetxp8030
    @xenprophetxp8030 5 місяців тому +2

    Happy Thursday!

  • @GodSaveTheUnitedStates
    @GodSaveTheUnitedStates 5 місяців тому +1

    Love the content!

  • @karmabyforce1
    @karmabyforce1 5 місяців тому +5

    Yeah you needed to actually upgrade your attacking units 🤷

  • @rinatjua36
    @rinatjua36 5 місяців тому

    One of the best df videos

  • @androiduser3895
    @androiduser3895 5 місяців тому +6

    Yeah no walls meant their stronger and tankier unit just walked up to you and attacked 😂 also the towers didn't work because there were too many enemies and attack slower than the units

  • @Someting-oy3xo
    @Someting-oy3xo 5 місяців тому +1

    Good vid

  • @blank8913
    @blank8913 5 місяців тому +1

    You gotta play Kingdoms and Castles or Bingle Bingle

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 5 місяців тому +3

    Are those other islands other players playing at the same time?

    • @klundberg2585
      @klundberg2585 5 місяців тому +3

      No, if you look at the leaderboard, all the others have computer icons next to their name.

  • @tomsmith2604
    @tomsmith2604 5 місяців тому +1

    Questions aren't what keep u up... its all that coffee 🤪😜😝

  • @liamroder9083
    @liamroder9083 5 місяців тому

    BABE WAKE UP DF UPLOADED

  • @topazmaymemory2982
    @topazmaymemory2982 5 місяців тому +1

    Oo new editors

  • @owadziorstania8051
    @owadziorstania8051 5 місяців тому +1

    Hey could you try this seed in Bounty of One
    2T22A
    This seed is crazy and i was able to play literally until my PC was lagging (more than 500,000 bounty )
    IF you want i can tell you What you can expect with the build That you can make

  • @AnimeAnalysts
    @AnimeAnalysts 5 місяців тому +2

    A lighthouse that multiplies…sounds familiar…

  • @HeyItsChips
    @HeyItsChips 5 місяців тому +1

    I always get notified two minutes after

  • @topazphoenix6301
    @topazphoenix6301 5 місяців тому +1

    Good try, better luck next time

  • @cursed3630
    @cursed3630 5 місяців тому +1

    You made me think this was the dice game >:(

  • @woosht4938
    @woosht4938 5 місяців тому +2

    I bet he’d be terrible at Catan

  • @funnyguy_-.
    @funnyguy_-. 5 місяців тому +1

    Hay df I've been playing a game and would like to see you play it it's called life in adventure

  • @xxil3062
    @xxil3062 5 місяців тому

    did he get a new mic?

  • @TheBathroomvocalist
    @TheBathroomvocalist 5 місяців тому

    Does anyone know what this games called

  • @Random24422
    @Random24422 5 місяців тому +2

    W dangerously freaky

  • @4NG3LxD3M0N
    @4NG3LxD3M0N 5 місяців тому +1

    how the fuck did orange pass from 32 to 126 attack!? this feels like a CIV Ghandi glitch.

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 5 місяців тому +1

    Hi DF

  • @bensoncheung2801
    @bensoncheung2801 5 місяців тому

    🎲

  • @sirisaether2260
    @sirisaether2260 5 місяців тому

    What is the name of this game?

    • @Riftweaver1981
      @Riftweaver1981 5 місяців тому

      its literally up there under the video.. dice kingdom

  • @AbuserOfSteroids
    @AbuserOfSteroids 5 місяців тому

    you should play too many weapons simulator on roblox

  • @FaceParrot
    @FaceParrot 5 місяців тому +4

    Requesting Juice Galaxy. It's free and funny
    Don't bother reading the title
    I turn garbage into gold
    This game will break you
    You won't be able to stop playing
    Don't trust the video title or thumbnail
    Grinding animals for upgrades gets so addicting
    I betrayed math and transcended the universe
    The best 10+ minutes of your life
    Even the dev couldn't get this far
    I can't stop becoming massive
    This took way too long
    Get in my mouth and make me rich
    After 2 minutes I change the thumbnail or title
    We don't need math where we're going
    This upgrade breaks everything
    Maximizing Damage For Profit
    Turning the world into money
    From a single unit to an army of gods
    Too many upgrades is never enough
    How I beat the final boss in 0.0000003213 seconds
    I evolved the ultimate weapon
    How this game became a trap
    I went in too deep and got rich
    This should not have worked but it did
    Making numbers bigger and bigger until the game breaks
    How did this even work
    I made an army that destroys everything it touches
    This game gets addicting fast
    Combining upgrades until everything breaks
    I made this idiot end everything
    Ruining evolution because it's fun
    Grinding damage until the game breaks
    When chaos gives you damage
    This title will change repeatedly
    This is how I got MAXIMUM DAMAGE
    This game is overwhelmingly positive
    This one secret broke everything
    I destroyed nature and made $635,478,589,625,165,289
    Bad Ideas Only
    I cause suffering for no reason
    Time to break the new update
    When you give bacteria nuclear weapons
    I maxed out everything for your enjoyment
    Causing mass extinction for profit
    I strip mined the universe and maxed out all stats
    There is no such thing as too much damage
    I should not have made this mistake
    Making mountains of profit with no effort
    When you end the universe 748,738,928,567,476 times over
    Making a bigger mess than what I started with
    This game is banned in half of the world for being too fun
    When damage ends the world
    I clicked 647,378,168,627,379,487,598,019,278,325 times and unleashed horrors beyond comprehension
    Every 100 comments I change the thumbnail
    It just keeps happening
    Too much damage is not enough
    This game is full of idiots and I'm gonna show you how to exterminate them
    I just upgraded until the game imploded
    I made a fortune ending lives and upgrading everything
    I did some off screen mining
    This is not what the game looks like
    When you fire $625,378,467,726,356 bullets
    I evolved everything to make me rich
    Making stupid decisions to become the strongest
    I ended the lives of all the animals in this forest for no reason
    This game is darker than it looks
    This gets dark fast
    1000 bullets per second
    This mobile game is actually really dark
    I made a secret weapon
    I spent days maxing out damage
    This game has a horrible secret
    You're not supposed to win
    I upgraded and became an unstoppable force
    Not enough damage
    Each time I end a life I end the next one more violently
    Noob vs Pro vs HACKER vs ???
    This character breaks everything too easily
    This upgrade is kind of hilarious
    I Kept Upgrading Until I Couldn't Anymore
    I found an infinite XP glitch
    How I maxed out everything
    You won't be able to stop
    I defeated gods for fun

  • @TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra
    @TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra 5 місяців тому +1

    You ignored Hospital + why did you just let the Castle be so open surround with a wall

  • @revolution724
    @revolution724 5 місяців тому +2

    I think it's cute how people try to give DF tips on how to play.
    He isn't going to read your tips.
    If you want DF's soothing voice and entertaining commentary, this is the place to be. If you want to watch skilled gameplay, this is not the channel for you.

  • @ABSwiftkillaz
    @ABSwiftkillaz 5 місяців тому

    15:06 Forager

  • @kickoff_shortss
    @kickoff_shortss 5 місяців тому

    does my lord and savior reply? :D

  • @HelloMyFrieeeeeend
    @HelloMyFrieeeeeend 5 місяців тому

    Damn two hours ago

  • @leanblasterex5240
    @leanblasterex5240 5 місяців тому

    🙄🙄🙄 internal pain

  • @NoxLumen7
    @NoxLumen7 5 місяців тому

    1100 views in 10 minutes.
    Using unfair natural disasters to destroy my enemies.

  • @levi-yv5tt
    @levi-yv5tt 5 місяців тому +2

    17 SEC

  • @appleblossom7234
    @appleblossom7234 5 місяців тому +1

    Im never this early for anything-

  • @murathanbalik
    @murathanbalik 5 місяців тому +1

    Storage... build them

  • @hello-xn1gu
    @hello-xn1gu 5 місяців тому

    16 seconds lets go

  • @b.o.t553
    @b.o.t553 5 місяців тому +3

    Thats pretty unfair

  • @anthonychristy9239
    @anthonychristy9239 5 місяців тому

    Good lord the amount of Bots in DF's videos has gotten stupid

  • @lukemarinaki2034
    @lukemarinaki2034 5 місяців тому

    20s ago no way :0

  • @smiler-backrooms
    @smiler-backrooms 5 місяців тому

    Like22

  • @stevemaurer8120
    @stevemaurer8120 5 місяців тому +3

    Is this DF guy's whole schtick, just playing indie games badly?

    • @mrfusion753
      @mrfusion753 5 місяців тому +1

      yes

    • @g2timmywonka
      @g2timmywonka 5 місяців тому

      You can either stay and enjoy his sweet nature or fu off

  • @LooongPasta
    @LooongPasta 5 місяців тому

    1minute

  • @Ddhhdgsg
    @Ddhhdgsg 5 місяців тому

    1 view in 30 seconds

  • @GodSaveTheUnitedStates
    @GodSaveTheUnitedStates 5 місяців тому

    First!

  • @BlueAwesomeness-sr2jk
    @BlueAwesomeness-sr2jk 5 місяців тому

    First

  • @Ddhhdgsg
    @Ddhhdgsg 5 місяців тому

    Fell off

  • @MrL0wk3y.502
    @MrL0wk3y.502 5 місяців тому +1

    Giggity