What is a Sandwich?
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It's time to learn about the Cube Rule of Food, which classifies food into categories based on the location of the starch.
If a food only has starch on the bottom, that's toast. So nagiri sushi is toast, and so is a slice of pumpkin pie. Apple crisp is toast, but with the jam side down.
Sandwiches have starch on top and bottom. Hamburgers, quesadillas, and some cookies are sandwiches. Is a hot dog a sandwich? NO. A hot dog is a taco, because it has starch on three sides. So tacos are tacos, and sub sandwiches are tacos.
Four sides of starch make food a sushi. Taquitos are sushi, along with fajitas. If there is starch on five sides, that's a quiche. Cheesecakes, ice cream cones, and pita sandwiches are quiches.
Finally, we arrive at the calzone, which is food that is completely encased in starch. Ravioli is a calzone. There's also the sweet calzone, creamy calzone, carnival calzone, and the Colonel Sanders calzone. That's right. Fried chicken is a calzone.
There are exceptions, like the salads. Cold cereal and mashed potatoes are salads. So is steak. There's also the cakes, like lasagna. Lasagna is a beef cake, kinda like this guy is a total beef cake.
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I don't think these videos are for advertisement anymore
You are right. They are messages from GOD
An Cast yes
I don't think they ever were
@Ezra Linnan yeah we can't have that can we.
Then again.. These ads are how I learned about lucidchart, and I now use it for everything and share it with colleagues. So, it may not be an ad, but it still works as advertising.
This is easily the most controversial video on youtube
All hail The Breadman
*hails the breadman, forgetting that my job is to control the weather with my squid paws*
Random dude: a hotdog is a sandwich
Lucidchart: *I'm about to end this mans whole structure of thought*
@Emily Venia I'm about to end this beefcakes whole career
Unfortunately 90% of what he said was wrong, so.....
Edit: fixed % symbol
@ShadowLynx777 how?
@@derinwithaq5811
Starch has nothing to do with sandwiches.
Tortillas aren't bread since they don't require a leaving agent.
Toastada and toast are 2 different things.
A quiche is a sub classification of pie not the other way around.
Cake has to be sweet, so lasagna isn't cake.
The skin of a chicken wing isn't bread so it can't be a calzone.
I can go on but I'm sure this is enough.
The closest one he got right was calzone, except for the chicken wing.
By his own stupid imaginary definitions he said pie is both a tostada and a quiche. Pie is neither of those. Most of you probably didn't even catch that.
He is bullshiting all of you in this video (I can't say for his other content, that wouldn't be fair, maybe he was just lazy on this one)
You do realize this is all to get a laugh right?
I legitimately lost it at the last "beefcake" xD
I lost it at 'steak salad'
Why is the big man drinking gasoline
Okayy, so you lost something when they said beefcake but what did you lose exactly..?
@@TheBathypelagicZone lmao
Well whatever it was you lost, I hope you find it again.
*KFC*
Kentucky Fried Calzones
Who knew?!
Bamboozled again
The Suricate human bamboozle
Bamfoodzled
It's even funnier in Spanish.
Jesús Francisco how so ?
No 'bamboozled again'? You've done me a heccin confuse, Lucidchart.
They bamboozled you this time
Edit: omg thanks for the likes!
He bamboozled us by not bamboozling us so we are bamboozled why he didn’t bamboozle
Heccin mind has done an explode
There has to be a plethora of dogs in hotdog costume images he could have found to easily bamboozle us. I might have to go google one just to bamboozle myself.
Bamboozled again
Well are they gonna go back to animal videos next time?
Here's a quiche, there's a quiche, everywhere a quiche quiche.
_old MacDonald had a kitchen and he baked quiches_
true right
@@amethsys McQuiche
@@cradiculous McQuiche
@@amethsys"the best quiche soufflē cake 🔥"
Me: So... pizza is just a another toast
Mark: ....!!!!!
No, pizza is a quiche because the crust rises up.
@@Oddity2994 how bout thin crust pizza?
You could argue that it’s sometimes a quiche, just very shallow, until sliced. Then it’s toast
it did come from toast, so yeah.
toast -> garlic toast -> cheese toast -> sauced cheese toast
Fried chicken is a calzone ..... that's right
🐔
I never should've doubted Ben
Bamboozled again
MY LIFE IS A L I E
🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔
Person:You need to eat more salad
Me: *precedes to eat a steak*
With a single spinach leaf on it
@@Whoohoonutty2020 yes!
Phil Swift consumes cereal
Are you reeeeeally Phil Swift?
@@frankietheghost9385 no I have this name as a *joke* because I was bored
The person who does this has the perfect voice for the job, honestly I don’t think anyone would fit better.
Christopher Walkens.
“Steak is a salad”
My whole life has been a lie
"A cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients."
Does that sound like a steak?
It should be classified as a soup
@@Bluewasp349 nope soup needs to have a liquid base, and soups are drinks not food
Sounds legit.
@@commanderpeacekeeper937 they are neither drinks nor food, they are in a state between the two
I feel like I have been given forbidden knowledge
Use it wisely, Ember Paxton.
*You have bitten off the forbidden fruit. Cast aside from the graces of normality but filled with the ultimate knowledge very few achieve. Welcome to Lucidchart young grasshopper.*
I like this comment way more than I should and I don't know why. 🤣😭💀
How could you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
666 likes
Because a hot dog is a taco, and that buff guy is a beef cake, nothing to disagree with
"and steak is a salad"
Me: *Y E S*
THIS!! This is how you advertise effectively! It's fun, it's short and sweet and to the point, and you don't even realize it's an ad until the very end! Whoever came up with this strategy, give them a 60-80% pay raise!
Raised
I'm so proud of the narrator guy. He's finally not getting bamboozled.
Lol
Lol
RIGHT?! but im missin that bamboozle... doin me a heckin confooz
No he doesnt get bamboozled we do
Lol
I may never use lucid chart but i love rewatching these videos.
Honestly it is Good
Even if they have better marketing
Justin Baez Same
ikr same
Same
Same
The revelation that pumpkin pie is actually toast has changed my life for the better. Thank you Lucid Software!
Toasty pumpkin
Actually, pie is a quiche
Food theory: what even IS a sandwich?!
Lucidchart: allow me to introduce myself...
Now I want to see MatPat react to this!
Lucidchart-foodtheory collab when?
I learned so much just 19 seconds in
Happy to help, Shrewlemon. 👍
You won’t take a screenshot now that I have a full control of your personal info of
Your Roblox account friends...
Nani
Shrewlemon don't be wowed be proud 😎
@@shrewlemon582 you mad man!
"Steak is a salad"
... so am I a vegan now?
Almost. Now you have to tell everyone that you're a vegan every 5 seconds and call us meat eaters evil.
Not all salads are vegan
@@__tadpole__8195 but all Vegans are salad
Unless they have at least 1 layer of starch
@@gogeta5303
*Stereotypes be like*
Makes a topic that has the potential to be 10min long, does it in 1 and still has enough time to make an advertisement. This is a true creator.
Pika Pika
This is the most heccin' in-depth I've ever seen anyone talk about a *sandwich.*
Hotdogs are no longer hotdogs, but tacos.
Bamboozled again.
But if a hotdog isn't in a bun, then its a salad!
FINALLY all the other comments were sayin that there was no bamboozle this time... :(
Weiny tacos!
@@myramoki hot dog ensalada is discussing and no matter how much you eat there is always more
*Rases hand*
Is mayonnaise a salad?
No Percival The Mad Crusader, Mayonnaise isn’t a salad. Mayonnaise is an instrument tho 😂
No Percival, mayonnaise is not a salad
@@Saavokken Nor is horseradish
@@GreatMewtwo puts hand down disappointed.
then what is mayonnaise? a forbidden food? or is it a soda?
So in the same video...
*Sandwiches and beefcakes*
This man needs a raise
Raised.
I've been looking for this video for a year. This is the most beautiful day of my life
0:23
Attempt 1-sushi-SUshH
Attempt 2- SHuSi shisu-
Attempt 3-thats hard to say
*congrats*
I've never learned so much about a sandwich in so little time
Retained sandwich knowledge?
You just made food theories video about sandwiches a million times easier to understand
Well that's a theory, a FOOD THEROY!
I love how so many people enjoy willingly clicking on an add
"Chicken is a calzone"
Why would you say something so contraversal yet so brave?
We are calzones.
@@depressedmole39 Nah not yet, haven't jumped in a frier.
Because it's true.
Thank you someone finally agrees with me that a hotdog is a taco
Soft taco
Bread taco
Ikr 😂
So if u break the hotdog bun in half, it’s now a sandwhich?
No, it would have starch on 3 sides still.
I learned so much and so little about food at the same time.
This is the single best advertising campaign I've ever seen. Cut straight to the subject, give the promised thing and cleverly insert why you're product would be helpful. Simple, and everyone is satisfied!
Ya
i never knew i needed this but thank you
Wait I see Sasuke
@bilboswaggins1100 Oh oops
I just watch too much Naruto
Soz
No dislikes, plenty of likes. The world is in balance. All is as it should be.
Indeed.
Not anymore, I'm afraid. 4 people couldn't handle all this truth.
16. I pity those poor fools.
yup. so freaking true.
There are 21 now. More will come from negative Neil's and Nellie's.
I just wrote a several-paragraph-long essay on why a hotdog is not a sandwich, just because my teacher asked as a testing attendance question. It also incorporated VSauce's cereal-salad theorem.
Out of school yet?
@@NoName-yz7dw Not yet, I just started my senior year of high school. Forgot about this comment and vid lol
@@cas-14 hope your hotdog/sandwich stance has held true through time!
@@NoName-yz7dw it has!
This taught me so much
THIS IS PERFECT! I WAS HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH MY FRIENDS ON HOTDOGS BEING TACOS, NOT SANDWICHES!!! I'm sharing this with them right now. Thank you for your knowledge.
Angela Cast I had this e x a c t argument In my science class and this video got pulled out lol
Hotdogs are sandwiches. Tortillas aren't bread. Don't look for false information to make your wrong argument seem legitimate.
@@ShadowLynx777 lol, ain't someone spicy today
@@angie.castle XD lol
Sorry, just someone used this video as a source for a debate and I had to call this creator out on his shit.
Hope you have a good rest of your day :)
@@ShadowLynx777 haha, I see. Glad you took my reply light heartedly! Stay safe out there. Imma go crash for, like, 8 hours lol
I love this guys voice, I want him to narrate my life.
Same dude
Preach
0:28 i love this part : here a quiche thare a quiche everywhere a quiche quiche.
iloveit...
Never have I seen a genuinely entertaining ad for a company, that changed today.
Thank you MiniDaddyCool!
Sushi is a sushi but sushi isn’t only a sushi because sushi is also a toast sushi. Sushi being a toast doesn’t make sushi any less sushi, it just adds on to the sushi-ness because of its diversity
Thank you for your time🧐
I thank you.
What...?
*brain explodes
WhAt DiD i JuSt ReAd
Technically some sushis can be a quiche or a calzone too
I learn more from these videos than from actual school
True skills you can apply to the real world
nice... me too lol
Second time ive seen this comment on the same channel
Same
Uh no. DONT R/WOOSH ME PUNKS I KNOW ITS A JOKE
I'm sitting here bingewatching your adverts. Something tells me you know what you're doing over there Lucidchart.
That was the smoothest ad transision I've ever seen
*this is so imformative...*
*i am now enlightened!*
Eddie Torres ooh the buddha was just enlightend
whos the buddha
This guy who sat under a tree for so long that he forgot the fact that were all dying
Get the reference?
@@schmack221 i dunno, but i feel like the sun (at some point) was "a deadly laser"....
The Buddha _has returned_
You guys doing food videos now??!!!??
This channel has gone beyond legendary level!
ikr
Honestly, the best explanation for what a sandwich is and what everything else is.
Ya
*This was very informative, thank you.*
I've said it once, and I shall say it again: this is marketing done RIGHT!
AGREE STRONGLY.
My diet just got so much easier.
this by far has to be the best advertisement I've ever seen
I feel like I learn nothing but so much every time I watch these
we should be learning this in school, but no, math is important, they say
Plot your math on lucid chart. XD
Math _is_ important. Probably not the math you're learning, though.
The only math that is important is that 1 x 2 x 7 x 3 = 42
You gotta learn how to count the sides, or else you might think that a steak isn't a salad. And that's terrible.
But... this video is full of geometric concepts! 😲
“And so is this guy, total beefcake”
Why does this look like that picture of Misha pouring milk on himself? 😄🙏
Misha... As in Misha Collins?
@@Omnishredder YESSSS 😂
I've never and may never have a use for lucid chart, but I hope I do one day. This needs to be more popular so other companies make ads like this. Its not trying to be hip, it's just actually genuinely funny. Along with being educational and pertaining to what is relevant
wow an ad thats actually good and that transition at the end telling us to use lucidchart was so smooth
i figure ill expand more on why i like this ad so much:
it starts off with a strong attention grabber, intriguing the viewer, and keeps that momentum going all the way to the climax, the part where they show us what the product actually is. now on paper, the *main point* of the attention grabber has nothing to do with the product. but they are connected in such a way that is so unexpected but makes so much sense. it's actually impressive how they managed to hold off even mentioning the product until the literal last second because they *knew* we'd watch to the end. there's no cringe, no failed attempts at humor, just effortless genius throughout.
it's fast-paced, keeping the viewer's attention, but not too fast so that they can keep up with what's going on. unironically probably my favorite ad ever
I love how serious he sounds as he presents all his videos like how i can't stop laughing at my own joke
Funny
These make my day. Ole boy has the best narration voice
I just watched an entire 55 second add without having the urge to hate it. Well done lucidchart I'm impressed
I love the beefcake part. I laugh every time. 😂
Buddy, I think you might’ve just set off an angry mob
Ate a sandwich while watching this. Experience enhanced
This is going to keep me up all night thinking about that.
I remember a few months ago I was thinking about how hot dogs are actually tacos and then I saw this video and everyone who said I was wrong was enlightened and my theory was confirmed
How has taco/hotdog/sandwich superiority effected your life in these years?
Why are you so funny?!😂🤣
I’m gonna be honest
Youre content is so wholesome that I could watch all these videos all day (I have before heheh)
You’re one of my top three youtubers and I say thank you for amazing video, even if they’re somewhat ads
_Why only top 3?_
A sandwich is a versatile and widely consumed food item that consists of various ingredients encased between two pieces of bread or a bread-like substance. It is typically eaten by hand, making it a convenient and portable meal option. The basic components of a sandwich include bread, fillings, and sometimes condiments or spreads. However, there are countless variations and possibilities when it comes to creating sandwiches, allowing for a wide range of flavors, textures, and cultural adaptations.
Bread:
The bread is a fundamental element of a sandwich, providing structure and a base for the other ingredients. It can be made from different types of bread such as sliced bread, baguettes, rolls, buns, wraps, pita bread, or even tortillas. The choice of bread can significantly impact the taste and texture of the sandwich.
Fillings:
The fillings are the ingredients that go between the bread slices, adding flavor, texture, and nutritional value. They can include an assortment of options like meats (such as ham, turkey, roast beef, chicken, or bacon), cheeses (cheddar, Swiss, provolone, or mozzarella), vegetables (lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, or sprouts), spreads (mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, hummus, or pesto), and other additions like pickles, olives, or avocado. The selection of fillings can be tailored to personal preferences, dietary restrictions, cultural influences, or regional traditions.
Condiments and Spreads:
Condiments and spreads are optional components that can be added to enhance the flavor and moisture of a sandwich. These can include mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, hot sauce, relish, barbecue sauce, pesto, tzatziki, salsa, or various flavored oils. These additions can complement the fillings and create unique taste profiles.
Construction and Assembly:
To assemble a sandwich, the bread slices are typically laid flat, and the fillings are layered on top of one slice. This can be done in a specific order to ensure even distribution of ingredients. For example, spreading a condiment on both slices of bread can help keep the fillings in place and prevent sogginess. Once the fillings are added, the top slice of bread is placed on the stack, completing the sandwich.
Variations and Cultural Adaptations:
Sandwiches have evolved over time and have been adapted to suit various culinary traditions and regional preferences around the world. Examples of popular sandwiches include the BLT (bacon, lettuce, and tomato), club sandwich, Reuben, Philly cheesesteak, submarine, Cuban sandwich, croque monsieur, falafel pita, banh mi, or the classic peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Each of these variations has its own unique combination of bread, fillings, and flavors, reflecting the diverse culinary heritage across different cultures.
In summary, a sandwich is a culinary creation that involves combining bread, fillings, and sometimes condiments to create a portable and customizable meal. The versatility and adaptability of sandwiches have made them a beloved and enduring food choice enjoyed by people worldwide.
This is the only correct explanation
My brain needs a little time to process all this new information..
Thank you meme professor 😩👌
You're welcome bork doggoton!
I understood every word of this.
Thank you for the knowledge.
“Steak is a salad”
*AND MY LIFE IS A LIE”
You have no idea how much time I and others have wasted debating this topic. Thank you for clearing this up.
How much time?
umm... explain yourself.
NO BAMBOOZLING DOGGOS????????
That was the bamboozling, there was no bamboozling doggo to bamboozle us which in turn bamboozled us
@@donglefarts7407 reading that bambooziled me
@@donglefarts7407 *Bamboozleception*
@@saloni.sharma ua-cam.com/video/AuRXVMSG3po/v-deo.html
pls make more of these videos they are so good!😁
How could I miss this, probably the most important video on the channel?!
I feel like this is cursed information and I'm not happy about it.
It is not cursed but it is cursed with memes.
No don’t make this cursed. Please no.
It might as well be since most of this info is wrong :/
@@ShadowLynx777 and it's also a joke lol
@@tsumoon3597
Except some people legitimately cite this as fact :/ that's an issue
A hot dog is a sandwich, right?
W-R-O-N-G
Bamboozled again.
PsyChoChip HECKIN RIGHT
You have answered all our questions
I love watching these videos:)
This is exactly what the internet needed but people still hate on it lmao
Oh yes, our lord and savior of adds has returned and he brought sandwiches!
And toast.
WHY IS THE LUCID CHART AD CHANNEL SO GOOD
0:47 “Nothin’ beats drinking a gallon o’ gasoline in the mornin”
😂 hilarious
Great now I want sandwich.
i wish this was around when i was still at school doing cooking classes for genral education....
I have no need for a charting software whatsoever, but I consider getting it anyway, because your ads are just that damn good.
Chicken is a calzone? I feel smarter!
No no no, Fried chicken cuz of the layers around the chicken itself. If it had one side fried, it'd be a chicken toast. And that doesn't sound good. But a chicken calzone? Sign me up!
And plain chicken is just a salad
@@matchameggy5730 and if it's covered on three sides, it's a taco. Don't forget that!
@@spikesshadow8683 So wait, if I take a bite of fried chicken, it's then only covered on five sides. Does it become a quiche or remain a calzone?
Well, at least he didn't get bamboozled again.
Well he bamboozled anyone that think this is accurate information.
Thank you. Thank you so much
Wow...this was posted a year ago...it seems like it was only last week when I got the notification...how time flies...
Clicked the notification 💕😍👍👍
Thank you LucidChart, very cool!
He makes a valid point
This is honestly brilliant.
You're brilliant
Wow I am baboozeled again