@@ultrabigfella From my research, it seems more likely that Ally's 35. In a roundabout explanation: Brennan was born on January 4, 1988. On Adventuring Party, he expressed disappointment that, on the Chinese zodiac, he's a rabbit and not a dragon, since he was born before February 17, 1988. Ally then remarked that they're a dragon, implying they were born later in 1988 and are probably now 35. Other years of the dragon would make Ally a 23yo (2000), 47yo (1976), or an age below or above those respectively.
The craziest bit of this is, i knew the Beardsleys raised the queerest kids ever, but i didn't know their brother's name was Brad. Which presumably means their parents named him Bradley Beardsley. Look, if you name a kid that, they're either gonna be a lumberjack, or the gayest kid ever. Or both.
gay lumberjack with wicked pole-dancing abilities brad beardsley sounds like a character brennan made up but since ally’s actual real-world life is way more insane than anything that happens in fantasy high this totally checks out
If i walked into an Austin Powers themed bar and my brother was completely unexpectedly on the strip pole i would question whether i was dreaming for the rest of my life
I... genuinely wouldn't be surprised i mean im a sword swallowing fire breathing trapeze flying drag queen so I'd be glad to see someone showing a little charisma besides myself
The fact that I know exactly which brother it would be and that it’s the extremely bigoted far right republican with a wife and two kids says so much about my family. Same brother did a lap dance routine when it was time to toss the garter at his wedding in which he purposefully ripped his pants to expose pink underwear doing a splits twerk in front of 400 people (big family, lots of kids). I brought it up later and he denied all memory of the event claiming he was drunk. Meanwhile it was permanently seared into my memory because I was standing next to my Catholic grandma getting (thoroughly disgusted) play by play commentary of the action. She doesn’t remember it either but that’s because she has dementia.
Lily’s face when Ally describes the debate girl they cosplayed as Ally: and she was so hot and her style was so good- Lily’s face: why would you lie to me like this
@@ConstantChaos1there was that exact brand and flavor of mustard in one of the food pantries in my neighborhood and I was like cosmically compelled to have it. It’s in my fridge rn. Would it go good on a breakfast sandwich. Like I’m gonna find out but
So Ally's dad eats creole mustard by the multiple-pound jar, and lotions his legs while explaining cryptocurrency for 20-minute chunks of time, and their brother is just randomly, casually really good at pole dancing. Good to know. Ally's chaotic vibes are starting to make much more sense. 😂
She’s the only one I relate to on earth, ON MY KNEES, god please take my gay away, as u know religious men don’t cry so, there I was in my polo shirt, begging hosannah to pull and rip the homosexuality from my veins, I wanted Jesus to get me pregnant, the immaculate Twink conception, I wanted to give birth in a manger for our lord and savior Jesus Christ absolutely begging for purity to be cleansed of my wrongdoings, of the way the preachers son looked at me, still gay btw
The subplot of Brennan repeatedly going "Here's a play-by-play of what is exactly happening right now at this moment, recapping what you are still witnessing"
unrelated but "notice me sempire state building" is one of those things I desperately want to quote all the time but cannot because the adventuring parties are not as mainstream as they should be and no one would know what I was referencing
love these videos, my fave criminally underrated beardsley-lives-a-weird-life bit is in starstruck when they go to dr edwina castors apartment, and brennan is describing her as someone with a lot of rotting mint in her fridge, beardsley DEFENSIVELY goes "it still sorta tastes like mint! its fine!" made me Lose It. also the classic mirrorwork segment
0:00 Downtown Los Angeles 0:59 Austin Powers Bar 2:01 Ferry FaceTime, Part 1 3:05 Outfit Copying 4:31 Ferry FaceTime, Part 2 4:51 Manifest Destiny? 6:07 Ferry FaceTime, Part 3 6:22 Arrested 6:25 Last Time I Visted My Parents 6:37 Ruining Funerals 6:54 Ferry FaceTime, Part 4 7:28 Kelsey the RA 9:00 Ferry FaceTime, Part 5 9:38 Clamato in High Life 10:16 $500 Car 10:48 Gas Station Hat 11:18 Plugged In 11:35 Dutch Tutor 12:36 Just Enough Battery
Ally's RA Kelsey sounds a lot like my old supervisor during my internship; that is WILD UPDATE: I just asked her (my old supervisor) about it, and she is not the same Kelsey :(
@@dayalasingh5853i am so fascinated by this opinion because it’s not even that you’re wrong, they have a nice picrew. But it’s just a very normal looking person. I’ve seen that guy outside. One (1) human being
Anyone who doesn't love Ally after this compilation, has their heart frozen at some point or has donated their heart to someone else (thank you for your sacrifice!).
8:04 youre telling me that ally was once attracted to a very religious girl who wore tie dye shirts and was named KELSEY.... i see where the inspiration for kristen applebees came from
This is the greatest compilation I've ever seen. Thank you for putting these all together. I am now officially in love. And blown away by the chaos. Zac saying "How do you do it? How do you get away with it?"
Going to a trampoline park in amsterdam after doing a couple rails while covered in an apparently hard to find variety of axe body spray feels like the result of a long series of Yes And's or a weird mad libs but it's just something ally beardsley did in their mid 20's
I literally just watched the other one you made, cause it’s one of my fav videos to watch, and then I see you uploaded this one! And I was like “Yesssss more Ally stories”
In my opinion, in order, this is: - Pete - Possibly Kristen in senior year - Pete - Kristen meeting KC at a debate club - Pete (3x) - Liam, at Jet's funeral - Kristen after (somewhat) fixing her relationship with her parents - Liam - Pete - Kristen, freshman year - Pete - Kristen, end of freshman year - Pete (3x) - Liam, possibly dealing with mommy issues that were heightened by Queen Caramelinda - Pete
I don't really get celebrity crushes anymore and I also, thankfully, don't care for parasocial relationships anymore. But I've watched Ally for years and only recently got back into Dropout to see they've transitioned (I don't know when they officially stated so forgive me if they were always transitioning) and I have never been so attracted to a celebrity as I am now.
I also make dice! starlightdice.etsy.com
The fact that ally is older than lou makes me giggle every time bc their energy is SO irresponsible youngest sibling
WHAT??? I NEVER KNEW THIS
WHAT! I didn’t know that
That makes Kingston and Pete’s dynamic even more funny 😂
Lou Wilson is 32 years old, Ally Beardsley is 27.
@@ultrabigfella I KNEW IT
@@ultrabigfella From my research, it seems more likely that Ally's 35. In a roundabout explanation:
Brennan was born on January 4, 1988. On Adventuring Party, he expressed disappointment that, on the Chinese zodiac, he's a rabbit and not a dragon, since he was born before February 17, 1988. Ally then remarked that they're a dragon, implying they were born later in 1988 and are probably now 35. Other years of the dragon would make Ally a 23yo (2000), 47yo (1976), or an age below or above those respectively.
brennans pure joy of watching ally going on a ferry in new york is amazing
The day Ally's phone lasted on 2% for about an hour-- miracles do exist.
Powered by dreams
My phone does the same thing, the time between 15 to 1 percent is the same as the time it last on 1%
It’s like when that widow made a shit ton of bread with her meager oil in the Bible, except infinitely more meaningful
That happened to me on a bus back from NYC once. It was awesome
@@Shoob-k5uI love how you worded this more than anything
The craziest bit of this is, i knew the Beardsleys raised the queerest kids ever, but i didn't know their brother's name was Brad. Which presumably means their parents named him Bradley Beardsley. Look, if you name a kid that, they're either gonna be a lumberjack, or the gayest kid ever. Or both.
gay lumberjack with wicked pole-dancing abilities brad beardsley sounds like a character brennan made up but since ally’s actual real-world life is way more insane than anything that happens in fantasy high this totally checks out
that's monthy python innit
That is so brad armstrong
truly there is no option in which bradley beardsley turns out cishet
@@keysmash_roa he's a lumberjack and he's okay
I feel like we’re all sleeping on the fact that Ally has a brother who, as far as we can tell, seems to be named Bradley Beardsley
That experience with Kelsey the RA explains everything about Kristin Applebees as a character
i love that this video just cuts off right when ally makes that exasperated sound after kelsey touches their back like “oh fuck”
If i walked into an Austin Powers themed bar and my brother was completely unexpectedly on the strip pole i would question whether i was dreaming for the rest of my life
I... genuinely wouldn't be surprised i mean im a sword swallowing fire breathing trapeze flying drag queen so I'd be glad to see someone showing a little charisma besides myself
It's like Twin Peaks if David Lynch was obsessed with the 90s instead of the 50s
The fact that I know exactly which brother it would be and that it’s the extremely bigoted far right republican with a wife and two kids says so much about my family.
Same brother did a lap dance routine when it was time to toss the garter at his wedding in which he purposefully ripped his pants to expose pink underwear doing a splits twerk in front of 400 people (big family, lots of kids). I brought it up later and he denied all memory of the event claiming he was drunk. Meanwhile it was permanently seared into my memory because I was standing next to my Catholic grandma getting (thoroughly disgusted) play by play commentary of the action. She doesn’t remember it either but that’s because she has dementia.
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“Ally’s airbnb has colonial fasc decor” and “creole mustard” are my favorites😂
Lily’s face when Ally describes the debate girl they cosplayed as
Ally: and she was so hot and her style was so good-
Lily’s face: why would you lie to me like this
If you'd ever had creole mustard you would understand
@@Lucifersfursona She truly looks like she just got a mouthful of vinegar listening to Ally _describe_ this
Did their dad ever get his precious creole mustard
@@ConstantChaos1there was that exact brand and flavor of mustard in one of the food pantries in my neighborhood and I was like cosmically compelled to have it. It’s in my fridge rn. Would it go good on a breakfast sandwich.
Like I’m gonna find out but
Notice me senpaier state building is an all time classic
yes i 100% agree
"Were you at that funeral that I ruined?" omfg 😭
does anyone know what that clip is from??
It’s from one of the rank room episodes
So Ally's dad eats creole mustard by the multiple-pound jar, and lotions his legs while explaining cryptocurrency for 20-minute chunks of time, and their brother is just randomly, casually really good at pole dancing. Good to know. Ally's chaotic vibes are starting to make much more sense. 😂
Apparently their dad is a chef but the rest if that is batshit crazy
and apparently their mom is a dog breeder!
the ferry will always be a classic
That pole dancing story is literally the plot of some mid-2000s CW drama
Ally having a gay religious experience is nuts
Ally’s so gay a different god had to intervene
She’s the only one I relate to on earth, ON MY KNEES, god please take my gay away, as u know religious men don’t cry so, there I was in my polo shirt, begging hosannah to pull and rip the homosexuality from my veins, I wanted Jesus to get me pregnant, the immaculate Twink conception, I wanted to give birth in a manger for our lord and savior Jesus Christ absolutely begging for purity to be cleansed of my wrongdoings, of the way the preachers son looked at me, still gay btw
I was there, I wasn’t there but I was there
ally rolled a nat 20 on divine intervention
best part about the 'my ride's here' joke is they tried making it a couple times before but no one heard them
it makes me feel incredibly seen. like this is a BANGER joke but i don’t want to fully interrupt
I know this is an Ally compilation. But Zac was so quick on the draw with "Senpai-er State Building"
“i watched ally attempt to buy a hat at a gas station but their credit card got declined”
I laughed so hard at "manifest destiny?" That I think I felt mt kidney throb
The subplot of Brennan repeatedly going "Here's a play-by-play of what is exactly happening right now at this moment, recapping what you are still witnessing"
Peak autism humor (haha, I Do That)
unrelated but "notice me sempire state building" is one of those things I desperately want to quote all the time but cannot because the adventuring parties are not as mainstream as they should be and no one would know what I was referencing
I literally just say it randomly to myself all the time lol
this is how i feel about all obscure d20 references
Brennan snapping to after ally reads "manifest destiny?" Is a perfect moment. The speed between processing and realization 😂
The whole prayer story is so funny
ally saying they ruined a funeral and then not elaborating at all is INSANE
love these videos, my fave criminally underrated beardsley-lives-a-weird-life bit is in starstruck when they go to dr edwina castors apartment, and brennan is describing her as someone with a lot of rotting mint in her fridge, beardsley DEFENSIVELY goes "it still sorta tastes like mint! its fine!"
made me Lose It. also the classic mirrorwork segment
I'm just happy to know someone lives with the same levels of chaos that I do lol
Brennen is literally in love with NYC
I love that you framed this compilation THE SAME as the Ally-Ferry-Arc in that Unsleeping City Adventuring Party episode
0:00 Downtown Los Angeles
0:59 Austin Powers Bar
2:01 Ferry FaceTime, Part 1
3:05 Outfit Copying
4:31 Ferry FaceTime, Part 2
4:51 Manifest Destiny?
6:07 Ferry FaceTime, Part 3
6:22 Arrested
6:25 Last Time I Visted My Parents
6:37 Ruining Funerals
6:54 Ferry FaceTime, Part 4
7:28 Kelsey the RA
9:00 Ferry FaceTime, Part 5
9:38 Clamato in High Life
10:16 $500 Car
10:48 Gas Station Hat
11:18 Plugged In
11:35 Dutch Tutor
12:36 Just Enough Battery
ally is such an inspiration to my journey
Ally's RA Kelsey sounds a lot like my old supervisor during my internship; that is WILD
UPDATE: I just asked her (my old supervisor) about it, and she is not the same Kelsey :(
I don't usually care for picrews but yours goes hard
@@dayalasingh5853i am so fascinated by this opinion because it’s not even that you’re wrong, they have a nice picrew. But it’s just a very normal looking person. I’ve seen that guy outside. One (1) human being
I feel like every time I see Ally, they have somehow gotten even more chaotic 😂
I uh. I think God was trying to tell Ally it's fine to be gay. Just. Putting that out there
*still praying whilst crush comforts her* "Is... did... did you do this, god?"
Anyone who doesn't love Ally after this compilation, has their heart frozen at some point or has donated their heart to someone else (thank you for your sacrifice!).
8:04 youre telling me that ally was once attracted to a very religious girl who wore tie dye shirts and was named KELSEY.... i see where the inspiration for kristen applebees came from
I love hearing Ally's stories about discovering their sexuality. 🤣
This is the greatest compilation I've ever seen. Thank you for putting these all together. I am now officially in love. And blown away by the chaos. Zac saying "How do you do it? How do you get away with it?"
Thank you so much!
they are so attractive in such a weird apocalyptic surfer way
Why is Ally SO fucking hot in that section where they're getting on the ferry
I'll throw this out there because it's my case. Gender envy 😅
they make me feel like i have not lived life correctly
im pretty sure the 'funeral they ruined' was a joke but i prefer to imagine it happened
"Is it my sock? No."
Don't look on nana's bed or you'll see a "Trail of tears" needlepoint pillow...
Do not investigate the smell coming from the freezer
For the outfit copying thing. Ally having a crush on the debate club Rachel Berry is wild.
How much Brennan misses home kinda hurts a little omg
Also: was Evan Kelmp inspired by Ally?
Manifest Destiny? 🤣
"wEiRd AnD wAcKy AlLy StOrIeS" proceeds to recount their religious trauma
"The verb"
Such a meaningless addition technically but it packs so much powder lol
their life fascinates me
OMG THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL I’m so so happy
I NEED Beardsley to meet Courtney Miller, they're on similar levels of crazy lore and the enby gremlin energy would be off the charts
This comment reminded me of a thumbnail I saw yesterday so I found the video it’s “dropout cast answers assumptions” on Anthony’s channel
8:19 did Ally just describe their type as being “in a tie-dye shirt”
8:53 Clearly, God is an ally.
I’ve been WAITING for this one!
The videocall saga was the powet of the audacity of chaos gays, we arr beings of epic proportion lmfao
Going to a trampoline park in amsterdam after doing a couple rails while covered in an apparently hard to find variety of axe body spray feels like the result of a long series of Yes And's or a weird mad libs but it's just something ally beardsley did in their mid 20's
“Were you at that funeral that I ruined?” Christ almighty
8:52 this is proof that god is real and he loves queerness
I have some of these Ally stories bookmarked with names like "Another San Bernandino story from Ally" or "Ally's hometown being slutty for danger"
I literally just watched the other one you made, cause it’s one of my fav videos to watch, and then I see you uploaded this one! And I was like “Yesssss more Ally stories”
10:40 reminds me of when my jeep's tailpipe fell off and I too picked it up in case I needed it later
The beardsley family got here from a scrapped comic book that came to life
Is it weird that the entire 'adventuring Party NY story' made me want to return to traveling so bad? 😁
In my opinion, in order, this is:
- Pete
- Possibly Kristen in senior year
- Pete
- Kristen meeting KC at a debate club
- Pete (3x)
- Liam, at Jet's funeral
- Kristen after (somewhat) fixing her relationship with her parents
- Liam
- Pete
- Kristen, freshman year
- Pete
- Kristen, end of freshman year
- Pete (3x)
- Liam, possibly dealing with mommy issues that were heightened by Queen Caramelinda
- Pete
My favorite thing about the Ally NY one is that Ally going through the Ferry process wasnt even rhe craziest part for me lol
I stan Ally so hard. Every second was priceless
I swear the first clip always makes me think of them as news anchors
You are doing the Lord's work
They're the best! Love their wild life tales
thank you for this
They really are an inspiration
The Them, The Myth, The Legend!
Ally is amazing, they are my spirit goblin
Rated the Most American cast member of dimension 20
the story about the RA and praying could be seen by religious people as god giving you the sign to go for it
Amazing video . Love me some Beardsley ❤
okay but what the hell is ally's phone cos i NEED it
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE AUSTIN POWERS CLIP BEFORE
Brennan's face as he is slowly taking in the pole dancing story
7:28 STOP CAUSE I DID THIS TOO ABOUT BEING TRANS LMFAO 😭
Ally is my favorite
I don't really get celebrity crushes anymore and I also, thankfully, don't care for parasocial relationships anymore. But I've watched Ally for years and only recently got back into Dropout to see they've transitioned (I don't know when they officially stated so forgive me if they were always transitioning) and I have never been so attracted to a celebrity as I am now.
what is their LIFE
I never tracked how I felt about my sexuality day to day but I definitely did it with my gender. Highly relatable.
thank youuuuu I love ally
They rock
God really told them “don’t sweat it, fam, I got just what you need😎⚡️🏳️🌈”
Why is Lou's house so hot
does anyone know where the car clip is from at 10:17 ? I had to same car with the same chronic oil leak
Total Forgiveness
Possibly total forgiveness?
Does anyone know where the bit where Ally is talking about their car is from? I need to see more.
Total Forgiveness!
"notice me senpaire state building" X'D
are you thinking yet???? is this thing turned on??????
Oh to have lived a life half as interesting
What was the show with Jake on it too?
It’s called Rank Room - the specific episode was “What’s the Best Funeral”
@@BriannaZumbrothanks!
The weird is redundant😁
I need to know what kind of phone Ally has
😂😂😂I love Ally!
Ooo which episode is the zoom clips of ally boarding a ferry from?
“A Ferry Special Episode” from the Unsleeping City 2 adventuring party!
What is that hurwitz clip from?
it's from an episode of rank room
Los Angeles Legend Brennan Lee Mulligan
Ally Beardsley is not real.
Fucking Legend😂