LEGO in a Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 24 лис 2020
- LEGO is a Danish toy company founded in 1932. LEGO are best known for their popular product, LEGO, a series of interlocking coloured building bricks that can be use to construction various creations.
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my lego brick is bigger than yours
show
Still haven't versed me on waifu monopoly
I'm still waiting joeseppi
You haven't seen mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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No, mine
“Yo, lego is pretty fucking cool, man.” -Gandhi
Is Gandhi a time traveler? The first LEGO brick was after his time.
@@harasen_haras5 🤯🤯🤯
@@harasen_haras5 first lego brick was made in 1932, gandhi died in 1948 checkmate
@@ameliakozlie7227 I think the company was founded back then. The brick was made later on.
U mean fOcking?
The fact that you didn't once say "legos" proves that you are a true man of culture.
It’s cuz he’s not American
@@blingproductions4560 true
@@ejxjfjdjzjjsjryf2784 I am aware of all of this
@@ejxjfjdjzjjsjryf2784 I did not capitalise "LEGO" to emphasise my point.
Yes! Thank you! God, you would not BELIEVE some people!
And i would know better than ALL americans because i actually am from scandinavia!
So thank you for bringing some culture.
(PS: i’m not THAT serious about it, i’m just saying.)
As a Danish man, I can confirm: When your factory blows up, the good ideas start to come
*heads to the uranium enrichment centre
I never questioned where the boxes with Lego from my childhood come from. I always thought they just came into existence and only now I realize they were from Lego sets.
The one about the lego graveyard was SO relatable
Yeah
This video is just nostalgia in a nutshell
I remember in like 3rd grade the box spilled all over the floor and my mom was pissed
Same here
That was just where my legos went
"LEGO City Police Officer Escapes T-Rex at Hogwartz"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"when being chased by a t-rex in a police car in Hogwartz you likely have the chance of victory or death" -Sun Tzu, The art of war
Im laughing so hard
But Danish
Sun Tzu said that!
And I’d think he knows a LITTLE bit more about Lego sets than you do pal, because he invented it!
Fun fact: Sun Tzu used legos to plan his attacks.
1:30 dude i remember watching this guy’s video when i was like 11 or 12 years old. it seems that he’s still making good lego remakes from the old spongebob episodes.
my favorite lego fact is that they use the molds for the bricks quite little per mold, it has an extremely high factor of safety for the mold being used, so they ensure that every brick molded is at it's maximum sharpness and design specifications
Lego's quality is insane.
@@ethribin4188 it’s what makes them so much more expensive than mega blox or something similar
It is a crime that you mentioned LEGO Star Wars the Video Game and not thr absolute mega-chad that is *LEGO STAR WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA*
that slapped too
No one even gonna talk about lego star wars 3 huh?
@@insaneasilas the forcing waking is my favorite
Duh duh duh duh duh da duh da duh duh duh da duh duuuuh duh...... you better know this tune
It's also a war crime not to mention Bionicle.
If a single box of bricks is a graveyard, then I’ve got an entire purgatory
I have one, really fun
Lol same
My Lego brick is bigger than yours.
i have much more dismembered bodies in my basement than you
@@computr166
legos or...
I could watch and listen to Joeseppi talk about anything and it would be hilarious. I love your humor and the way the videos are presented! Much love✌🏻
I was expecting an "expert" who would insert an "s" at the end of LEGO every 2 seconds but I am pleasantly surprised! You did LEGO justice!
Legit watched it all the way through after expecting to only watch the first 5 seconds lol
Imagine calling studs, lego coins.
only amateurs do that
Your profile pic hurts my eyes
What a gamer psh
Lego Star wars wii
What if I told you that actually exists because when I was a kid I had like three indiana jones sets one of witch had a treasure chest and in it where not studs but actual fucking lego coins
"the floors are lego"
Ah yes, this is where the people doesn't return
there is somthing called plates 32×32 base plate
Obviously, the floor is made out of floor
facts
I once built a cyber Minecraft dolphin,I'm so proud
@Fahad Hussain *don't
If you're gonna correct someone, do it right
When I was 5 years old, I built this LEGO version of Dachau, we had just taken a tour, and I had been reading the English parts of this catalog of events that took place from 1933-1945 my parents got at the museum (which I still have btw) , and these yellow/red/blue plastic ABC blocks that opened like clams, each containing a tiny figurine. like the "A" block had a picture of an Airplane on it, and inside was a little airplane made out of that green army man plastic. Then I had all the LEGO men, then have all my Lego men round up all the figurines from the ABC blocks that needed to die. The Airplane was used by the LEGO in their War efforts, B was a little baseball bat I think, like a Monopoly game piece, that was thrown in the pile of personal belongings. C was a cat, the cat lived of course, I like cats, the cat had free reign over the whole camp, probably even had a paw in running things. D was dog, dog was killed. Elephant was killed, Fox was killed, Goat was killed, Hat trash pile, the igloo was disregarded, can't remember wtf J was, Kangaroo died, L? Man killed, N? Octopus died, whatever P was it probably died, Q? Rabbit died, Snake died, T? U? Violin was part of the marching band that was forced to play during the executions, just like from the picture the book, it was all stuff that book, I even knew the layout of the camp, I tried to build it to scale, whale was killed, Xylophone was in the band, Y?, and Zebra died. Parents didn't let me watch much TV. I also had a picture Bible, I built a LEGO version of Revelations.
5:12 the items shifting on the counter is a nice touch.
Someone out there has to design all these Lego sets, imagine how long to took to make the Death Star
whoever made the blueprints for lego sets are probably smarter than einstein and work at nasa as an engineer who builds space stations
That's actually a real job huh
The Death Star set doesn’t look good tbh
@@Alzaar_The_Gunzel it's still not easy to properly build it.
@@jockeyfield1954 remember me?
"Lego means-"
Confused English noises
"Lego"
it actually means "Leg godt", in danish, which translated to english means "play good". I'm from denmark, btw.
Leg godt
Le go
Lego
@@Alex-oy5pr *braino expando*
Lol
@@TuberzTv he did say In the video that it means leg godt and I love Denmark btw
joeseppi in the ikea video: ikea flatpack furniture is kinda like lego
joeseppi in the lego video: lego is kinda like ikea flatpack furniture
3:53
As a Floridian who’s been to LegoLand Florida… you’re not wrong. Still a blast nonetheless.
Lego is the greatest thing my country has ever done, and that is not depressing at all.
Hørt!!!
Jep.
Yes. Creating something that is both a toy and a weapon of mass destruction is certainly nothing to laugh at
usch för danskar
Jep.
"lego are best known for their most popular product, lego" LMAO I CANT AHHAHAH
as soon as I heard that I couldn’t breathe
You may laugh, but they are also the worlds biggest Tire manufacturers
Yep these idiots are toxic for not liking lego
@Tank Slushy i agreed with yah
Im still sticking with lego
i cant believe that joeseppi didnt talk about lego technic, being able to sink countless hours into designing moving and motorized vehicles and other random doodads with gears was the height of my lego journey.
Found this channel today and watched 5 videos already. Fucking love your videos so far, dude! Keep it up!
“Lego city police officer escapes T-Rex at Hogwarts”
UA-cam Kids: Write that down! Write that down!
Yeah UA-cam kids is so cringe
_(Tic-Tac-Toe on notepad)_
yeeeaaah count ME in!
2:08 "Spending hours building that shit just for it to fall of the table 3 minutes later"
I'm still crying.Not because it's funny, because it hurts
Ikr
It didn’t even fall it was fucking pushed off by my dumbass sister like 10 years ago
I vaguely remember getting some lego helicopter playing with it until it fell to the floor and scattered into a million pieces
And that moment when it fell on your FUCKING LEG.
Thanks so much lego, for introducing me to the world of pain and a thousand swears.
Lego is fun but invents new pain
1:11 "Original Gary vs Lego Gary" makes me laugh every time I see it
This whole video is very nostalgic and relatable for me.
4:14 After hearing this, LEGO doesn't seem like a word anymore.
But it isn't a word...
@@callumlikesoldeenglish1649 Holy crap you're right.
Lego the Lego Video Lego Game Movie Lego: Lego Movie The Game lego
No joke though, I’m pretty sure the lake in Legoland, Florida has at least 8 gators inhabiting it.
Like, real gators or fake Lego gators that are just there to intimidate little kids?
@@kermithasagun1474 Yes
@@kermithasagun1474 both, it’s Florida.
@@kermithasagun1474
A wierd hybrid. See, originally they only had the LEGO gators, but then some live gators broke in.
Gators are pretty stupid, so they started mating.
@@leoui1085 w a t
This is the first video I ever watched on your Channel
Fun fact: in my language "lego" means "(I) bind/ join", which by some coincidence makes so much sense with the nature of the game that I only realized now it's not supposed to mean that
I've got a smooth brain i know
And in latin, "lego" means "I read", which makes perfect sense because that is what you do with the instructions. Crazy how this all fits and definitely not a coincidence at all that is based on the fact that a word with only four letters might appear in more than one language.
"And every lego fan out there had that one box"
Me with my 5 boxes
*0_0*
you have 5 graveyards
I have at least 7 different LEGO Graveyards and it's really daunting to say the least
I organized my LEGO’s by color in small boxes’ it took a day to do and lasted for one more
@@GoPackGoBaby Yep, same boat
I have 12 lego graveyards sitting in my closet
lego must really suck as a company cuz they only have one succesful toy. lego bricks.
couldn’t even think of an original name for it either smh
What about Bionicle?
@@AncientTrimat i am always a bionicle fan first but if you look right now all they have are bricks. literally nothing else. they stopped making anything other than those godawful bricks
Idk… play well, I guess.
Hey disphat ^w^
this is one of my favourite youtube videos ever
BIONICLE was goated bother.
4:48 the jojo community:
So you have chosen, death!
What are they gonna do? Spam MUDA MUDA?
@@alostkid3879 you’re talking mad shit for someone in killer queens range
Im a jojo fan and i can approve, we think that every single thing is a jojo reference
@@Madman19877 the jojo fandom in a sentence
@@platypus6810 ikr
Interesting outro song choice...
Lego
Lego
Lego
lego
Lego
Boy,this is the funniest video I saw this year.I can't stop laughing
I did have the big boxed of mixed legos. I’m happy to say I sorted them by color and put them all into individual bags. I don’t play with legos much anymore. I’ll maybe get a set every year or more. But the enjoyment never gets old
“Lego” doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore
At least i Can say it so it didnt change for me not that you give a shit
What
Lego is cool I'm glad it exist
Well I don't care about it since 2017, cause it suckes now
@@dangamertop9253 ok fortnite kid
@@rightangletriangle7287 I hate fortnite and find that insulting
@@dangamertop9253 I agree Lego has been overpriced for a while and lately they aren't even being creative with them
@@BOB--jy1fzYeah, because Ninjago is the only original theme left, I miss Hero factory and Bionicle g2.
OMG I LOVE THAT YOU PUT THE MUSIC FROM LEGO UNIVERSE IN THE BACKGROUND
For those of you who dont know Lego Universe, its been a Lego MMORPG made in 2010 and closed in 2012 because it was way ahead of its time and way too good for the time.
Good news: Its back and playable with everything it had again thanks to Darkflame universes server emulator
lego in my experience is:
-Stepping on them and getting hurt
-Looking for that one fricking piece and never finding it
-Building an empressive Lego City and then your younger brother invites his friends over and they destory it
-Eventually giving up and collecting the train sets instead
Yes I have had good Childhood meomories with them, however Hotwheels cars, wooden trains and model trains were always more fun.
I worship LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga religiously.
Bruh i still have a copy of it for the wii and still play it also its my favorite early childhood videogame
Same
"General kenobi, you are a bold one."
@@aidenwestcott6895 Yes yes.....
Hello There
Anyone want to see my shrine? Might start a cult soon.
“If you’re one of those people who glues legos together, you need to go to jail”
My mom: crap
or a mental health jail (aka the place where you commited your crime unintentionally due to your brain being abused during childhood)
Every Lego store that has large displays: crap
Tell you what though, if the displays at my store weren't glued to hell and back they'd be torn apart within a week
I can’t stop watching these
lego star wars : the complete saga is probably the best lego game ive ever played. i remember completing the entire game with my dad on the wii when i was smaller. We just downloaded it on the xbox and are currently beating it again.
My whole lego experience as kid was digging in my 5 graveyards to build some sick stuff
I remember the point when I just abandoned lego all together because of the graveyards.
Are you me? Pretty sure you're another me with a childhood like that.
When I was a kid I would pick separate bits from the sets to play with and they would get lost breaking into grave yards
Same, except the stuff wasn't exactly sick and it was just weird shit I put together lmao
@@DuskusCB and me.
i did not expect a lego spongebob segment for both the nostalgic fan channel and the sets.
i never knew i could be so happy and offended at the same time whilst laughing my a* off
Dude you have to LE-GO XD Great vid!
Good video
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER
*HEY!*
BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE RESCUE
PREPARE THE LIFELINE, LOWER THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE RESCUE
THE NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
Ok but I like Garfield
Sans Undertale; the way home
He Legorolled us
i like fire trucks and monster trucks
Walter
"Places like Dubai"
* puts logo on Somalia *
oh come on, i was only like... 1000 miles off
@@Joeseppi Its fine, i mean the middle east is in the east of the middle of the east after all
@@Joeseppi oh ok
@@Joeseppi Bruh
No legoland in South America
:(
I've got my legoland driving licence so I can legally drive a plane
I think another thing you should’ve mentioned is Bionicle. Yeah it’s not as big as as used to be but back in the 2000s it was fucking huge. The toys were awesome, the games were good especially Bionicle Heroes, and even the movies were really good, especially the Metru Nui ones.
i remember me and my brother made lego grenades and we just chuck them at each other... i still got the battle scars
Yikes
Bet they came in handy at the eastern front
Did u get the flammenwerfer?
So thats u on the profile picture?
@@brombeere7257 Hans zhere is mathematik!
Being a person that went to legoland I can confirm that everything there is lego, even you
damn man even me??
@@brosthestickmandude yep you have turned into lego
@@theepiccommando9580 oh wow cool ig
@Gogi Poggers you get 1
@Gogi Poggers you are a modded lego character therefor you get 1 heart
i love ur vids theyre too hilarious
I am now working on a lego nuclear power plant
I can't stop building somebody help
I actually got the newer Millennium falcon with old Hans and Ren. That thing took me a whole week to build and i’ve luckily not dropped it on the ground.
that’s dedication
When you say the newer....
Which one do you mean bc there's about 10 millennium falcon sets
That day is gonna come, and then you'll have to plan a funeral...
It took one whole week!?
Amatures...
finished it in under 24 hours with little sleep
@@Joeseppi Thank you for mot saying "Legos"
pretty good but i can't believe you left out bionicle. and i know this wasn't really about specific themes but like cmon man bionicle saved lego from bankruptcy they at least deserve a "lego also made buildable action figures"
bionicle was the shit when i was a kid
Yup it sure does
A lot of people forget how fucked Lego was in the early 00s. These days they have licenses with basically every IP ever but they were very very close to bankruptcy back then. Lego has us 20 something Bionicle dweebs to thank for keeping the business alive
Lego is still making buildable action figures. I would guess there's about 6 or 7 scales of Lego figures. He didn't mention Fabuland Lego either, which were another odd series that Lego made for about 10 years.
@@captcrouton Lego still making buildable figures is debatable. They still do brick built mechs all the time, but we haven't had a CCBS release in a very very long time. Also the reason I though Bionicle should've been brought up isn't because it ran for a while, but rather because Lego was on the brink of bankruptcy, and a huge part of the reason they didn't go under was the wild success of Bionicle.
i love this channel. finally somebody speaking at my generation
The video ID starts with AAA, the sound you'll make when stepping on one of these lego bricks.
I rewatched at least 10 times the bruh song, in 1:47, I simply love it
Fun fact, in Czech republic, there is a LEGO museum, which contains one thing from every Lego series that is not created anymore, Except they forgot about the greatest series of all, Lego Heroica.
is there bionicle?and where is the museum?/je tam i bionicle a kde je to museum?
Bro i freaking own 2 heroica sets, they're either going to become super valuable in a couple years or literally worthless
4:37 “If you could make love to any video game, what would it be” is my next conversation starter
- building random stuff out of stray pieces.
Never was, never will.
They may be random, but the results are great.
I mean if ghandi said it's cool then it's definitely cool
"let's see what gary looks like in lego form"
*The Bells of death toll*
I have 2 bins in the basement filled with thousands of LEGO bricks, from hundreds of LEGO sets.
Only glue lego sets if it’s a collector set. Anything else you deserve to be stuck to a Lego brick barefoot
These “in a nutshell” videos are your best, I imagine they’re the hardest to make but they’re great man, keep it up!
“Yo, LEGO is pretty cool, man!”
-Mahatma Ghandi
I remember I was a huge Lego Bionicles fan, and kept building the various characters following the instructions, only to then get bored, dismantle them and mix and match them with other unfortunate Bionicles to create a horrifying Frankenstein's monster. At best, it would be Rainbow Man the Fire-Water-Ice-Rock Toa, and at worst it would be a horrifying abomination of any piece I could get my hands on, with arms instead of legs, a second head where its left arm was supposed to be, and maybe even a second torso.
Honestly I have gained an immunity to stepping on lego bricks and also you can just feel the packages of the lego mini figures packs to get the one you want
1:17 bruh the music was so spot on
I remember trying to build a Lego star destroyer from Star Wars... only to have put one of the first pieces on wrong and having to take the whole thing apart to fix it. Then I proceeded to throw it to The Shadow Realm. A.K.A, my Lego graveyard
My experience with lego set was trying to build the thing, giving up, taking it apart and using the pieces to pimp my Lego ride, which I had already pimped with other Lego sets and a Bionicle.
That box of Lego Graveyard Describes me and my childhood so well.
Lego is one of those words that the more you say it, the more it loses meaning
After watching this video LEGO doesnt sound like a word anymore
2:42 everybody gangsta till cockroaches come out of that thing
True
Please don’t.
i found bed bugs in that box
Happened to me once lol
That sounds oddly specific
I have the set at 0:13! My best friend bought it when we slept over and wanted to build stuff together.
same
Ahhh, the floor weapon that is available worldwide.
Landmines: -_-
Lego: Instakill!
"I'm a huge *SPUNGEBOB* fan"
spunchbop
This guys content is too good
3:06 brutal_lego_accident.wav (warning: brutal)
I f***ing died at that part
@@SuperSonicSqueaky4 well i died at the part where u step on the lego
Soy el fuego que arde
Easily the manliest hobby there is
Yeah amirite
I hear the lego tower background music it's PERFECT
joeseppi is like kracc bacc
4:49 👀
I mean hating jojo is a jojo refrence
Is that a JOJO REFERENCE 😱😱😱😱😱?
Joe
They dare disgrace pure refined art?!
That's what happens when you don't push yourself past part 1.
Why does Joeseppi's humor so accurate
Humour*
@@jacobrawlinson12 Get out of here bri'ish
0:40 When the lego character yelled HEY! in the lego city set, I laughed my ass off just because it was so unexpected.
Your outro should have been everything is awesome
This starts somewhat factual and then just deteriorates into insanity by the end
I remember making a war machine from the parts in the graveyard that would chop enemies to half
or that mega robot that can burn anything into flames
in 1932 a man sanded a block of wood, and his factory blew up. THE END
Kudos for the roller coaster tycoon 3 reference
*sees Jojo's at the bottom of a tier list*
"I'm about to show you why kneecaps are a privilege and not a human right."
Yes
He put jojo at the bottom of a tier list? Thanks for saving me the time now I don't have to watch this garbage video
@@benjackman4814 nice pfp
@@gianinamati7894 Nyo ho ho
@@benjackman4814 indeed