Dexter the dog: A12 gauge Tangi Virus: Do everything to keep your water clean before drinking but that might not help The Man In The Suit: Rocket launcher / explosives or ram it with a car DLATM: Lock a door to a room and stay there. If you hear anything then USE YOUR RIGHTS TO BEAR ARMS AND START BLASTING Tom In The Window: It’s still a cat… Just punt him or smth Prehistoric Emergence: Surprisingly, just follow the broadcast instructions for once. Lunchly: Don’t even try you’re already dead
Even then.. we'll probably off ourself to see mufasa using the weapon incorrectly before the monster could reach us😭 I mean think of it. Most of us will never able to control above a pistol.💀
Unfortunately for Man in the Suit, the most recent video revealed that it has ridiculous regenerative abilities. His head was blown away by a shotgun, but that s**t grew back!
Godzilla basically is immortal, they regenerated their head in seconds like nothing happened meaning explosives won't work and a car won't either since they seem superhuman
I bring what I call "The bustin' trinity!" 1. A shotgun: for physical entities. 2. Crucifix: for supernatural entities. 3. Sandwich picnic: to befriend potential allies
@@trolledfordrip WAIT it’s made of fucking concrete? I thought it was a strong material that could burn not that Nonetheless Molotov cocktails exist, if you make some sort of wound on the man in the suit or throw it in when he opens its mouth then he’s fucked Ps: nahh the Mf part makes it more funny it’s fine
Dexter: 360 no scope Tangi: plot armor immune system ahhhh Godzilla dude: oxygen destroyer (canon) DLATM: yugioh destroy the moon Tom: call animal control and tell them to use lethal force Prehistoric Emergence: actually pay attention Lunchly: well- *gets deatomized*
A lot of tap water in the US has an unpleasant flavor. Two of the four cities around me have terrible water. In Flint Michigan the tap water isn't safe to drink and the government isn't doing anything to fix it. I'm sure there's more places in the same or similar situations. We also have a fair number of people who think the flouride in our water will hurt them, so won't drink it even if their water is safe and tastes fine. Edit: Another comment mentioned the lead pipes. I forgot about the lead pipes.
I live in Northwest Ohio so our tap water gets sourced from Lake Erie. Can’t stand the taste. It tastes like I’m drinking soapy dish water, and the craziest part is that no one else in my family seems to taste it. Doesn’t matter though because Lake Erie has been suffering a really bad and problematic algae bloom for years now, to the point where there’s been an announcement or two to not drink from the tap before they cleared it to drink, so I don’t trust drinking it anyway lol.
I watched both The Tangi Virus and it"s sequel The Oracle Project and I can tell you with full confidency you definitely wouldn't survive. It still got eradicated by a major collaborative effort, but when I say major, it involved ALIENS AND A NIGH OMNISCIENT COMPUTER!
4:13 is a good recommendation but Dexter has opposable thumbs. He could still break your arms very easily, your neck, or remove the clothing. He's big enough if Dexter got his jaws around you, you are now how my dog treats their tug ropes
@@TheHuntsmenFromGloomwoodhow you gonna get a machine gun with explosive bullet then😂 At this point just mix sulfur, charcoal and saltpeter, 3 of the ingredients that you can actually get to make something explode unlike explosive bullets because im just saying but not all gun store sold it left alone it’s price and if you’re outside america then you’re done for.
Yeah, a lot of the US water system uses LEAD pipes, and tbh to me, any lead pipes are too many. But also the whole Flint, Michigan thing. Despite there being bullshit reasons people worry about it, there are valid reasons to do so in the US
Don't forget lack of EPA doing a damn thing about big business dumping harmful chemicals into the waters, as well as fracking in some places contaminating the water with oil
It depends heavily on the state and region tho, I live in RI so the tap water is top 10 in the country so I drink it all the time. But as you said places like Flint have really shown how extreme the variance in tap water quality really is
Lead pipes are perfectly safe as long as the water isn’t acidic enough to degrade them. Flint Michigan’s issue was that they switched to a water source with a higher Ph, which would dissolve the pipes enough to cause problems.
the town my boyfriend lives in has such harsh water that it straight up destroyed the dishwasher, completely nonfunctional. i absolutely wouldn't drink tap from there either.
dexter: BLACK FLASH tangi virus: BLACK FLASH the literal moon: BLACK FLASH tom through the window: BLACK FLASH prehistoric emergence: BLACK FLASH lunchly: I'm screwed
well, you need enough chocholate to KILL a dog, which is a good bit, but also, if you did add enough chocholate to kill Dexter, he would still kill you right after, before dying, meaning you would do the world a great service but die in the process.
7:47 I’d like to point out that the “visit this area” ads are realistically not due to infection but the local government (state/county) trying to recoup losses in tourism based revenue if a federal (or state) mandate goes out calling the water dangerous, if it’s an area heavily reliant on tourism it’s definitely not out of the question that the local or state municipality would ignore warning signs for the sake of money (see the massive mishandling of the Flint Michigan Water Crisis by the local government for more info7
Bruh every single comment on the Tangi Virus is about Flint, I live in Grand Rapids and we had a problem because of Flints lead pipes, it lasted for like a few days I think
Conventional firepower won't work against The Man in the Suit. Watch the Ghidorah Incident episode SPOILER................................................................................................. He gets his head blown off with a shotgun and it grows back.
we also don't know just how far his regen goes sense at worse he can regen from any small piece of the suit or even its blood best case the regen does have a limit on how many times it can regenerate full quickly
The megalodon would just go extinct again, it went extinct in the first place because it couldn't compete with its faster smarter competitors and likely couldn't catch a significant amount of prey.
@@hrnsnfhsjddhsjfnsmjdjsd-xs9se That's what I'm saying it probably wouldn't, it already went extinct because it couldn't compete with smaller sharks, predatory mammals and smaller prey. There's no reason to believe it could compete today.
@@Thecommentier33 That may have been part of it but not the biggest factor, the big thing is it was slow, dumb, and couldn't keep up with evolving prey and other predators. None of these extinct species would probably cause that much damage especially with humans tracking and searching for them.
21:31 I mean the salt content actually would be a _slight_ boon for me at least. I have POTS (Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome), which is basically my heart rate, and a few other things like my blood pressure spike whenever I switch between standing and sitting. I fortunately don’t have it too bad, however I’ve heard from people who have it and people who’s relatives that have POTS that it can cause a straight up *BLACKOUT* when they have a POTS flare. Anyhow, for me it’s usually a staggering lightheaded-ness and then it’s gone. One of the best ways that I’ve been told to help reduce the chance of having a POTS flare is to: a) stay hydrated by drinking a lot of water b) Increase my sodium intake. (Eat/have more salts) Thank you for coming to my short TED Talk about why eating more salt/sodium is actually a good thing for me.
nah bro the majula background song in your videos always there to make me comfortable just to prepare me to see some horrific things in the next minutes
Dexter:as somoene who owns 7 dogs,throw out a pack of dog food outside my house(I have like 2 of them,plus they're large packs) Tangi virus:don't go in the water and other alternatives to water like soda,or just move away Man in the suit:just run over him or something,also avoid his firebreath while ramming your car at him, since realistically,no one has a whole bazooka in your homes right? DLATM:stay inside,lock your doors,blind the windows,close or lock ANYTHING that's an entrance to your home,keep yourself and your family safe,use firearms if you have,if you don't have firearms or don't have any weapons,you can use a knife from the kitchen,be aware of your surroundings and hide Tom:idk just throw sharp objects if you don't wanna get too close or just punch/slap him or something Prehistoric emergence:follow the broadcasts and stay on land,since we take the advantage that it's all sea creatures,don't go to the beach by any means. Lunchly:No shotgun+no regeneration+no extra HP+no ramming cars+ITS MOLDY!+DanTDM+Nah,I'd win
6:35 It depends on the region. A lot of people in the cities will buy bottled water, but for people in rural or mountainous areas, they usually have wells for their houses. As such, they usually drink water more freely.
Tbh I kind of wanna see how survivable DrFlyingFish's "Under Mt. Ebott" monsters are, because I'm pretty sure a whole squad team could take them all out with weapons and stuff.
Pepple only think they can win against these monsters is because they are in a position where they know everything anout the beasts and their strengths and weaknesses unlike the victims in all of these series which had to desperatly try and survive
Idk with world of darkness odds hunters aren't really knowledgable on what they're up against only top tier hunters even know what an adelouvian is regular people can still pull through enough to kill supernatural entities
6:20 it depends where you live and how much money you have. For example my family prefers bottled water because sometimes the water turns brown or completely shuts off, although we can't afford to regularly buy it. My girlfriend has a water filter in her house although I'm pretty sure its less necessary where she lives
10:35 the newest entry into the series about the man in the suit revealed that conventional firearms or tactics are no longer effective it's been out for a minute so I thought it might be mentioned but someone in the arg point blanks him with a shotgun only for him to regenerate.
all of these in a nutshell dexter the dog: the pitbull named "princess" tangi virus: rabies on steroid man in a suit: son of goosebumps and springtrap dont look at the moon: that one SCP without the whole melting part tom through window: (idk) prehistoric emergance: jurassic park lunchly: overrated slop (how is this even turned into a analog horror? i mean i get that it's conditions are so bad with a mediocre meal and potentially moldy ingridents but it clearly doesnt even stand a chance against the rest)
10:02 Bro regenerated a WHOLE CHUNK of his head that got blown off by a shotgun If bro doesn't get melted/somehow erased all at once he's going to regen the missing shit
Hydroflouric acid is the answer, that stuff is outright nasty. And clearly don't stand around to watch just in case, watch from afar with a drone or something.
Seems you caught the 'Prehistoric emergence' series before the rest of its videos were out! Without spoiling too much, there are land threats and even sky threats in the series now.
America here. Yeah our tap water is bad. Like really bad. Taste is bad, the filtration process is bad or the pipes leak dangerous chemicals into the water. Its also a status thing. If you can afford bottled water, you're well off. If you drink from the tap, you're poor/trashy. It's not true but shrugemoji. I lived in Michigan so I don't trust the pipes any where and our fridge has filtered water we drink.
It’s also why water filters like Brita are so popular here. The water is rancid because the pipes usually haven’t been replaced in decades and many are still made of lead
Here’s what you’re gonna do against all of them. Dexter: AR-15 Virus thing: Drinking is for the weak. Godzilla man: Nuclear bombs until it stops living DLATM: My friend 12 Gauge who only speaks buckshot Tom: It’s a cat, and it’s from the cartoon, so throw a piano at it or something Prehistoric emergence: Pay your taxes (sadly) and listen to government Lunchly: The only thing you cannot beat. No matter how hard you try, they will eventually get you, and you will like your cheese moldy, bruh.
Depending where you live in America, the tap water can be all over the place quality wise. I live about a hour north of Philly and our water is aweful. It’s treated so heavily it smells of bleach and there’s apparently a blood cancer linked to our water table.
6:25 I mean I’ve always lived somewhere with access to well water, so I’m able to drink directly from the sink, but a lot of people I know (mostly city folk) will only drink bottled or purified water.
Spanish speaker here. I keep seeing a different spelling of "criatura" which uses an e instead of an i, like in English, and it was bugging me but Google says either spelling is fine, which is crazy cos Spain has been gatekeeping the Spanish language for ages, you'd think they'd correct one of them eventually
Me: "Nah, I'd win, Hollow Bullet" Entity: Twin Meteors, Recoil, Scale of the Dragon, World Shattering Jumpscare. "I will never forget you for as long as I live. "
Nah, i'd lose, I'm a child. Nah, I'd win tap water and lunchy. I watched don't look at the moon creepypastas so I'm cooking. Nah, I'd call animal control/call another animal
In Myrtle Beach, I think most people drink bottled water for convenience. The bottles can be tossed into the fridge to cool, and the bottle can be discarded after it's empty. And it is easy to add flavor powders to the bottle. I drink mostly coffee, and have no problem drinking from the water fountain at work, but a former co-worker once told me decades ago the tap water quality was so bad not even boiling it was good enough. Moonster? So they're moonscorched.
Suggestions for Entities you CANT WIN against Analog Horror: Mandela Catalouge Vita Carnis Inside Out Tapes HE IS NOT ROB (The Amazing World of Gumball Tapes) Super Mario CLASSIFIED/Stanley Creepypastas: The Polybus Ben Drowned Jeff The Killer Hypno's Lullaby MX Mr. L (no not the super paper mario one) SMILE DOG Learning with Pibby's *THE DARKNESS* Horror Games: FNAF/Springtrap Mama Tattletail Slendrina Granny Lacey Games EYES Amanda the Adventurer Pressure's Hadal Blacksite Horror Movies: Friday the 13th A Nightmare on Elm Street The Thing IT/Pennywise SAW Hellraiser The Terminator (its a sci-fi horror so it counts k?) Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Leatherface Edit: made some changes to this, so keep up!
I would definitely add MX to the Creepypastas list. As for what's here right now, I would argue you could definitely survive Amanda, Jeff the Killer, Ben Drowned, Inside Out Tapes, and the Mandela Catalogue. Amanda just thinks you're an idiot, Jeff the Killer was literally stopped by a child's father almost singlehandedly and forced to retreat, he's small potatoes compared to big time slashers like Jason Voorhees or Michael Meyers, Ben Drowned is Ben...who...drowned, and the game the creepypasta talks about just tells his story, Inside Out Tapes is basically just the personification of some form of mental illness, and the Mandela Catalogue is able to pretty handily be stopped through strength in numbers and traveling as groups in the early stages of alternates.
As someone from Louisiana I can confirm that our tap water is… not the best. That can really be blamed on poor pipe upkeep and not good water filters. Last year it got super bad because water from the Gulf of Mexico got into our tap and so there was so much salt and bacteria that it was dangerous to drink tap water for like 4 months or something I can’t remember the exact amount of time it lasted.
Ok, ok, if i throw a box of lunchly at an analog horror entity, would they die? Cause i would if i get blue cheese flavored pizza in a bootleg lunchables box thrown at me.
The Tangi virus is one of the scariest I’ve seen because well bacteria is invisible through the human eye, what kinda ruined it is the creatures in the water at the end of the series, it just felt different that the threat is a virus, I definitely recommend watching
lowkey the dexter dog art is super fucking awesome, I love the childrens book but wrong feel it gives (for me at least) and even though I can't speak much spanish the concept is pretty fire too
Dexter the dog: A12 gauge
Tangi Virus: Do everything to keep your water clean before drinking but that might not help
The Man In The Suit: Rocket launcher / explosives or ram it with a car
DLATM: Lock a door to a room and stay there. If you hear anything then USE YOUR RIGHTS TO BEAR ARMS AND START BLASTING
Tom In The Window: It’s still a cat… Just punt him or smth
Prehistoric Emergence: Surprisingly, just follow the broadcast instructions for once.
Lunchly: Don’t even try you’re already dead
Even then.. we'll probably off ourself to see mufasa using the weapon incorrectly before the monster could reach us😭 I mean think of it. Most of us will never able to control above a pistol.💀
Unfortunately for Man in the Suit, the most recent video revealed that it has ridiculous regenerative abilities. His head was blown away by a shotgun, but that s**t grew back!
Explosives dont do shit to Godzilla in the movies. Whos to say they'll do something here?
@@hrnsnfhsjddhsjfnsmjdjsd-xs9se
It ain't movie godzila
(Yet)
Godzilla basically is immortal, they regenerated their head in seconds like nothing happened meaning explosives won't work and a car won't either since they seem superhuman
I bring what I call "The bustin' trinity!"
1. A shotgun: for physical entities.
2. Crucifix: for supernatural entities.
3. Sandwich picnic: to befriend potential allies
just train dexter not to kill you with treats and problem solved
@DominicMafi I'm sorry have you been in the middle of an incursion incident? No? Listen to the professionals
Absolutely
Let's go fight some demons
the whatting trinity? may you please repeat?
Lunchly's biggest weakness ended up being The FDA, ironicly enough
How is that ironic?
@@yhnah1329 getting recalled
hate to be that guy but... *ironically
@@the123joker that's not ironic
I LIKE MY MOLDY CHEESE BRUH
I think most analog horror creatures are expecting you to run screaming and pissing so just standing still and staring it down will scare it away
It would think you are probably too scared to do anything like a shocked animal, don’t try to use reverse psychology on supernatural entities Bro🙏😭
Try to intimidate it, better than nothing
Do not fear them, make them fear me
@Cal-y5f doom guy moment
yes, either that or scream AT it/fight back, poor entities will be like "😧"
I could survive them all, I just have to call my friend Kevin
Kevin about to send their ass to the tenth circle of hell
God bless Kevin, he absolutely boxed Herobrine
He beat down herobrine now he's gonna beat down these anomalies
6:36
Things to do in Louisiana.
1: Leave.
😂
As someone from Louisiana I highly recommend these
At least it was cured in 1997 by an accidental supercomputer.
Remember guy the Oracle Supercomputer helped cure the parasites
@@RobertMcBride-is-cool Task Failed Successfully
Ngl I’d lose
Edit: We be dying with this one
Nah, I’m cooked.
Nah, I’d die.
Nah, I'd be brutally mutilated
Nah, I’d get railed
@@ProtoSharkerg o o d
godzilla suit is now far less easy due to us now knowing how good his regen is
Bro got his head shot off and was like,
"Tis but a scratch!"
@@Craftomon360 what a good actor he is then cause like any good actor should he does not stop for anything when in character
Flamethrowers exist
@@wxles mf the og suit was made of concrete that shit ain't burning
the mf part is just me joking i am not that mad
@@trolledfordrip WAIT it’s made of fucking concrete? I thought it was a strong material that could burn not that
Nonetheless Molotov cocktails exist, if you make some sort of wound on the man in the suit or throw it in when he opens its mouth then he’s fucked
Ps: nahh the Mf part makes it more funny it’s fine
14:00 imagine shooting this demon cat creature and he does that one goofy ahh scream 😭😭😭
Get that goofy ahh demon and give him the "prank em john" treatment
*YAAAHOOHOOHOOHOOEEEEE!*
For the first one, Dexter, you said it is good at killing up-close. Wanna know something else that's good up-close?
A double-barrel, 12-gauge shotgun.
Why not buckshot? Or, of course, Dragons breath shells.
What about an F-22 flanker?
AA12 gaming
Just teach them difference between a washing machine and a A-10. One spins to make stains disappear, the other spins to make *you* disappear.
IDIOT dogs hate fireworks random firecracker>>>>> Dexter
Dexter: 360 no scope
Tangi: plot armor immune system ahhhh
Godzilla dude: oxygen destroyer (canon)
DLATM: yugioh destroy the moon
Tom: call animal control and tell them to use lethal force
Prehistoric Emergence: actually pay attention
Lunchly: well- *gets deatomized*
DLATM: minions tonight we steal the moon
😐
@@agriaball_CB DLATM: IM PISSING ON THE MOON!
Plot armor Immune system is crazy😂
I can't believe Dexter was the baby harbor butcher
A lot of tap water in the US has an unpleasant flavor. Two of the four cities around me have terrible water.
In Flint Michigan the tap water isn't safe to drink and the government isn't doing anything to fix it. I'm sure there's more places in the same or similar situations.
We also have a fair number of people who think the flouride in our water will hurt them, so won't drink it even if their water is safe and tastes fine.
Edit: Another comment mentioned the lead pipes. I forgot about the lead pipes.
Yeah the tap water where I live tastes like copper and eggs
I live in Northwest Ohio so our tap water gets sourced from Lake Erie. Can’t stand the taste. It tastes like I’m drinking soapy dish water, and the craziest part is that no one else in my family seems to taste it. Doesn’t matter though because Lake Erie has been suffering a really bad and problematic algae bloom for years now, to the point where there’s been an announcement or two to not drink from the tap before they cleared it to drink, so I don’t trust drinking it anyway lol.
I live in Alaska and a large amount of people I know use tap water but that’s just the people I know personally.
Tap water in certain mountain towns tend to taste much better than cities thanks to mostly being melted snow
@ i grew up on well water and it was much better than the tap water i have now
I watched both The Tangi Virus and it"s sequel The Oracle Project and I can tell you with full confidency you definitely wouldn't survive.
It still got eradicated by a major collaborative effort, but when I say major, it involved ALIENS AND A NIGH OMNISCIENT COMPUTER!
Yeah, the plot fully jumped the shark and landed face first
@@BuggingonBeeroids and in the rest one about the swarm
Some analog horror entities think they can outsmart me... Maybe... maybe... I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
"What do you have against me?"
"SECOND ADMENDMENT BABY!!! 🇺🇸🦅🗽🗽🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🗽🇺🇸🗽🦅🇺🇸🗽🦅🦅🗽🇺🇸🦅🗽
@@TheTuxedoCreeper analog horror monsters: DIE
RED BLOODED AMERICANS: right after you 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Pootis pow these idiots
Bullet/physical damage immunity: Hi, welcome to Hell
@@Avian_slime Grenade:
"dexters bite force is that of a dogs" shows him biting a human in half
4:13 is a good recommendation but Dexter has opposable thumbs. He could still break your arms very easily, your neck, or remove the clothing. He's big enough if Dexter got his jaws around you, you are now how my dog treats their tug ropes
I’d say just get a bunch of light machine guns with explosive ammunition
@@TheHuntsmenFromGloomwoodhow you gonna get a machine gun with explosive bullet then😂
At this point just mix sulfur, charcoal and saltpeter, 3 of the ingredients that you can actually get to make something explode unlike explosive bullets because im just saying but not all gun store sold it left alone it’s price and if you’re outside america then you’re done for.
@ true, maybe hollow rounds would work instead?
Chocolate in meat
@@TheHuntsmenFromGloomwood Hollow points would do the trick. Help prevent overpenetration too so you don’t blast a hole in your drywall.
Yeah, a lot of the US water system uses LEAD pipes, and tbh to me, any lead pipes are too many. But also the whole Flint, Michigan thing. Despite there being bullshit reasons people worry about it, there are valid reasons to do so in the US
Don't forget lack of EPA doing a damn thing about big business dumping harmful chemicals into the waters, as well as fracking in some places contaminating the water with oil
It depends heavily on the state and region tho, I live in RI so the tap water is top 10 in the country so I drink it all the time. But as you said places like Flint have really shown how extreme the variance in tap water quality really is
Lead pipes are perfectly safe as long as the water isn’t acidic enough to degrade them. Flint Michigan’s issue was that they switched to a water source with a higher Ph, which would dissolve the pipes enough to cause problems.
He can't take his grog!
the town my boyfriend lives in has such harsh water that it straight up destroyed the dishwasher, completely nonfunctional. i absolutely wouldn't drink tap from there either.
I wouldn't survive if an Analog Horror entity says: "I like my humans drippy bruh".
Trow mold :)
I like my entitys drippy bruh
I like my life drippy bruh
Another monkey ripoff? Pahetic
@@Youpraytodayfilthy monkey who cannot even use jujutsu
Who ever paused on this frame, 14:38 well done. Ur now traumatized!
dexter: BLACK FLASH
tangi virus: BLACK FLASH
the literal moon: BLACK FLASH
tom through the window: BLACK FLASH
prehistoric emergence: BLACK FLASH
lunchly: I'm screwed
Me: Sees Freddy Fazbear: Nah, I'd win.
Me: Sees Man in the Suit: Nah, I'd lose.
I Heard you can defeat Freddy with a flamethrower.
@@aminaqif542 I heard that the Ghostbusters give a discount on haunted animatronics.
Dexter battle plan: I fill a block of cheese with chocolate and feed it to dexter because dogs like cheese.
I mean I can’t object to your point but how you getting close enough to feed it
@@BillBoyBillyton I just remembered that dog whistles exist.
They like their cheese drippy bruh
It's a Russian dog. Feed it 99.4% pure distilled vodka
well, you need enough chocholate to KILL a dog, which is a good bit, but also, if you did add enough chocholate to kill Dexter, he would still kill you right after, before dying, meaning you would do the world a great service but die in the process.
7:47 I’d like to point out that the “visit this area” ads are realistically not due to infection but the local government (state/county) trying to recoup losses in tourism based revenue if a federal (or state) mandate goes out calling the water dangerous, if it’s an area heavily reliant on tourism it’s definitely not out of the question that the local or state municipality would ignore warning signs for the sake of money (see the massive mishandling of the Flint Michigan Water Crisis by the local government for more info7
Bruh every single comment on the Tangi Virus is about Flint, I live in Grand Rapids and we had a problem because of Flints lead pipes, it lasted for like a few days I think
"Through out Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one"
6:30 yeag, in wisconsin a lot of our pipes had lead/heavy metal contamination, mine were replaced just a few years ago
Conventional firepower won't work against The Man in the Suit. Watch the Ghidorah Incident episode
SPOILER.................................................................................................
He gets his head blown off with a shotgun and it grows back.
Minor headache
Tiny scratch
Pretty quickly actually
we also don't know just how far his regen goes sense at worse he can regen from any small piece of the suit or even its blood
best case the regen does have a limit on how many times it can regenerate full quickly
Okay? Nuke will still one shot him
the lunchly on the thumbnial. Topical mastery
lol
How to beat most of them
Step 1. Call your homies over
Step 2. Jump the creature
Step 3. Become doomslayer
If they become the Slayer they have to kill God 😂
WRESTLE IT DOWNNNNNNNNNNN HWAHAHEHEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAHHHHH
Me and the boys jumping a blood moon:
no no not most. ALL OF THEM
Yea
1:43 nah id bring my neaner Chinese out
NUH uh
NAH THATS CRAZY
That's wild 💀
6:30 yes! In America we avoid tap water as we like to avoid getting sick from old pipes or unfiltered water
In the Godzilla Suit case, they did shoot him. He came back anyway by regenerating.
Ain't no match for my 4 bore
In my case i dont think im in real danger, im not from japan or the usa
can he survive a field cannon tho?
Use a Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus
I JUST COMMENTED THIS NOT EVEN A MINUTE AGO WHAT THE FUCK
Or maybe 2,000 lbs of Nitroglycerin
i would lose to lunchly
Do they like their cheese drippy tho
I will die from sodium
M O L D
I like my mold cheesy bruh
same
Seeing a cat standing upright like a human in a dark room would definitely make me die of heart attack
There's already a lunchly analogue horror that's hilarious
17:56 local man discovers depth charges
Bro Tangi virus????? Nah i'd lose so hard to that mf, you cant even boil the water anymore😭😭
Realistically speaking you can probably boil the water, if not that then drop in some iodine tablets. Obviously just moving out of Louisiana is best.
Bro I’m so poor I have boil water and cook food with friction
Also just build an immunity bro
Destilate the water. Preferably under low pressure. If the temperature wont kill it then low pressure will.
@@Gary-lg4ml Also getting out of the state of Louisiana is a good idea anyways, the place kind of sucks
Can i interest you in demoman tf2?
Dexter the dog: use a grenade hidden in meat and throw it at Dexter he will eat it and boom
And chocolate. And poison it just in case with chronic wasting disease or something
I got better, bring a Chinese person and watch.
@@Imperfection-n woah, calm ur racism down
@@Imperfection-n …but yes.
@@N2and2Uzi The ultimate synergy
The megalodon would just go extinct again, it went extinct in the first place because it couldn't compete with its faster smarter competitors and likely couldn't catch a significant amount of prey.
Yeah but, not before devastating the ecosystem.
@@hrnsnfhsjddhsjfnsmjdjsd-xs9se That's what I'm saying it probably wouldn't, it already went extinct because it couldn't compete with smaller sharks, predatory mammals and smaller prey. There's no reason to believe it could compete today.
And Realistically We Would Hunt Them
Thought it got extinct bc the water was too warm
@@Thecommentier33 That may have been part of it but not the biggest factor, the big thing is it was slow, dumb, and couldn't keep up with evolving prey and other predators. None of these extinct species would probably cause that much damage especially with humans tracking and searching for them.
21:31 I mean the salt content actually would be a _slight_ boon for me at least. I have POTS (Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome), which is basically my heart rate, and a few other things like my blood pressure spike whenever I switch between standing and sitting. I fortunately don’t have it too bad, however I’ve heard from people who have it and people who’s relatives that have POTS that it can cause a straight up *BLACKOUT* when they have a POTS flare.
Anyhow, for me it’s usually a staggering lightheaded-ness and then it’s gone. One of the best ways that I’ve been told to help reduce the chance of having a POTS flare is to:
a) stay hydrated by drinking a lot of water
b) Increase my sodium intake. (Eat/have more salts)
Thank you for coming to my short TED Talk about why eating more salt/sodium is actually a good thing for me.
Controversial but maybe Link could get rid of your POTS for you
I did not know that Sunflower would become my food health advisor at the end.
nah bro the majula background song in your videos always there to make me comfortable just to prepare me to see some horrific things in the next minutes
Thank You for the Videos Sunflower and congrats for getting a 100k Subs
Dexter:as somoene who owns 7 dogs,throw out a pack of dog food outside my house(I have like 2 of them,plus they're large packs)
Tangi virus:don't go in the water and other alternatives to water like soda,or just move away
Man in the suit:just run over him or something,also avoid his firebreath while ramming your car at him, since realistically,no one has a whole bazooka in your homes right?
DLATM:stay inside,lock your doors,blind the windows,close or lock ANYTHING that's an entrance to your home,keep yourself and your family safe,use firearms if you have,if you don't have firearms or don't have any weapons,you can use a knife from the kitchen,be aware of your surroundings and hide
Tom:idk just throw sharp objects if you don't wanna get too close or just punch/slap him or something
Prehistoric emergence:follow the broadcasts and stay on land,since we take the advantage that it's all sea creatures,don't go to the beach by any means.
Lunchly:No shotgun+no regeneration+no extra HP+no ramming cars+ITS MOLDY!+DanTDM+Nah,I'd win
he survived a shotgun to the head
@@soarin64Dexter?
just throw dog food somewhere,but also be extra cautious
@@ariobisma2540The man in the suit. He got his head blown off by a shotgun and easily regenerated it.
accept your fate,or just try to run
6:35
It depends on the region. A lot of people in the cities will buy bottled water, but for people in rural or mountainous areas, they usually have wells for their houses. As such, they usually drink water more freely.
Tbh I kind of wanna see how survivable DrFlyingFish's "Under Mt. Ebott" monsters are, because I'm pretty sure a whole squad team could take them all out with weapons and stuff.
Their gonna have take turns
Multiplayer genocide route be like
Pepple only think they can win against these monsters is because they are in a position where they know everything anout the beasts and their strengths and weaknesses unlike the victims in all of these series which had to desperatly try and survive
Idk with world of darkness odds hunters aren't really knowledgable on what they're up against only top tier hunters even know what an adelouvian is regular people can still pull through enough to kill supernatural entities
Nah humans are beating Prehistoric Emergence
The Man in the suit is probably 1# hardest to survive out of the list, now that we know he can regenerate.
Regeneration could only get you so far before you are completely melted or broken beyond repair.
@@Burlapyui he regenerated quickly and survived his head being blown off meaning he's most likely immortal
@@geraldballinger6428Also the fact that he was removed from the old suit he used to be in and be able to spit boiling blood.
Solo not so much. In a group that's prepared (aka the Army or other group)? Probably a different story.
@@Burlapyui i mean melting is what made him in the first place
Heck yeah! Vintage8's stuff absolutely rocks! Nice pick!
Every monster: hide and Lock yourself
Tom: "i'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with me"
6:20 it depends where you live and how much money you have. For example my family prefers bottled water because sometimes the water turns brown or completely shuts off, although we can't afford to regularly buy it. My girlfriend has a water filter in her house although I'm pretty sure its less necessary where she lives
10:35 the newest entry into the series about the man in the suit revealed that conventional firearms or tactics are no longer effective it's been out for a minute so I thought it might be mentioned but someone in the arg point blanks him with a shotgun only for him to regenerate.
I think, with enough buckshot, we can out-buckshot the regeneration.
Then just use the time that it takes for him too regenerate too escape
Dexter is literally just el chupacabra
el dextacabra de boursoi
Ngl el dextacabra got me shuck
The lunchly in the thumbnail is crazy😂😂
all of these in a nutshell
dexter the dog: the pitbull named "princess"
tangi virus: rabies on steroid
man in a suit: son of goosebumps and springtrap
dont look at the moon: that one SCP without the whole melting part
tom through window: (idk)
prehistoric emergance: jurassic park
lunchly: overrated slop (how is this even turned into a analog horror? i mean i get that it's conditions are so bad with a mediocre meal and potentially moldy ingridents but it clearly doesnt even stand a chance against the rest)
0:25 bro is flabbergasted for why????
Probably your username...
nomnom
He saw it.
For why,,,,
@@arthurgabrielroochagracind7388 Best comment in the history of youtube
10:02
Bro regenerated a WHOLE CHUNK of his head that got blown off by a shotgun
If bro doesn't get melted/somehow erased all at once he's going to regen the missing shit
He also seemingly regenerated pretty quickly, and since he regenerated from his head being heavily damaged he's got regenerative immortality
Hydroflouric acid is the answer, that stuff is outright nasty. And clearly don't stand around to watch just in case, watch from afar with a drone or something.
The creator compared his regeneration to Godzilla minus one
YOU CANT KILL A GOD
@@championskz7897 V1: "You want to test that?" (Bro I just realized they can regenerate basically forever)
Man I feel like I'd win but deep down I KNOW I wouldnt
Fr
Yeah, I’m getting soloed lmao
11:36 this ain’t how lunar eclipses work wth
Seems you caught the 'Prehistoric emergence' series before the rest of its videos were out! Without spoiling too much, there are land threats and even sky threats in the series now.
As a proffesional crybaby i CAN confirm i would lose
America here. Yeah our tap water is bad. Like really bad. Taste is bad, the filtration process is bad or the pipes leak dangerous chemicals into the water. Its also a status thing. If you can afford bottled water, you're well off. If you drink from the tap, you're poor/trashy. It's not true but shrugemoji. I lived in Michigan so I don't trust the pipes any where and our fridge has filtered water we drink.
It’s also why water filters like Brita are so popular here. The water is rancid because the pipes usually haven’t been replaced in decades and many are still made of lead
Have you ever left the US
I just don’t like the taste💀
Where i live in patna(india) the water is very refreshing
@@RitwikAnand-z4lthat’s nice
Bro finally stopped glazing Delta P 😭🙌
my dog died due to delta p (he was a diver)
Wee hee hee
Here’s what you’re gonna do against all of them.
Dexter: AR-15
Virus thing: Drinking is for the weak.
Godzilla man: Nuclear bombs until it stops living
DLATM: My friend 12 Gauge who only speaks buckshot
Tom: It’s a cat, and it’s from the cartoon, so throw a piano at it or something
Prehistoric emergence: Pay your taxes (sadly) and listen to government
Lunchly: The only thing you cannot beat. No matter how hard you try, they will eventually get you, and you will like your cheese moldy, bruh.
8:55 "and he uh.. gets quite scary" while a yassified godzilla fades into view
well here we go again :)
just being nice
@@gerardcarbajal513 Thanks for the donation! You're right, you were being nice
Na I’d lose
Putting lunchly in the thumbnail is atrocious. Either way "I like my cheese moldy BRUH"
I personally wouldn't survive the lunchly analogue horror especially if "Thick of it" exists there
Extra bleu cheese right?
Recommended Analog character: N from Mandela catalogue if Mark can kill it with a handgun you can most certainly kill it with a knife
5:13 rule number two for surviving analog horror: atomic bombs
Depending where you live in America, the tap water can be all over the place quality wise. I live about a hour north of Philly and our water is aweful. It’s treated so heavily it smells of bleach and there’s apparently a blood cancer linked to our water table.
6:25 I mean I’ve always lived somewhere with access to well water, so I’m able to drink directly from the sink, but a lot of people I know (mostly city folk) will only drink bottled or purified water.
Let’s just say, if you drink the water near an urban area, you’re likely going to fight for your life in the bathroom.
Nah, I'd solo.
I just know my scary ass would somehow find a way to lose-
Spanish speaker here. I keep seeing a different spelling of "criatura" which uses an e instead of an i, like in English, and it was bugging me but Google says either spelling is fine, which is crazy cos Spain has been gatekeeping the Spanish language for ages, you'd think they'd correct one of them eventually
17:53 Bringing jonas with u is optional
Dexter would maul me. I have no big coats.
Chocolate
@PanzerIvausfuhrungh Who just carries that on them?
@@thecommenter90use the power of australium and then wrestle him like a real Australian
@@N2and2Uzi I am American. Sadley.
@@thecommenter90 then exercise your AMERICAN GUN LAWWWWWSSSSSSS
Me: "Nah, I'd win, Hollow Bullet" Entity: Twin Meteors, Recoil, Scale of the Dragon, World Shattering Jumpscare. "I will never forget you for as long as I live. "
Then the entity gets jumped by your allies
Nah, i'd lose, I'm a child.
Nah, I'd win tap water and lunchy. I watched don't look at the moon creepypastas so I'm cooking.
Nah, I'd call animal control/call another animal
Dexter just looks concerned. Like I told him what's in my basement.
In Myrtle Beach, I think most people drink bottled water for convenience. The bottles can be tossed into the fridge to cool, and the bottle can be discarded after it's empty. And it is easy to add flavor powders to the bottle. I drink mostly coffee, and have no problem drinking from the water fountain at work, but a former co-worker once told me decades ago the tap water quality was so bad not even boiling it was good enough.
Moonster? So they're moonscorched.
1:20 im not surviving that
me too
I’m surviving it no cap
Bro I’m dead
Neither am i,idc how much planning i have..im cooked
Neither are me (but i have thai sword cuaseidk why my grandoa have it might be able to defend myself here)
11:18 Two days folks, Two days…
Ok. BUT, would you survive evil mario pissing?
nuh uh
@@ReelEnder voices call your name..
Yes cuz he's taking a piss and he's too busy to do anything else even if you beg him to kill you
@@wdg2384 hes EVIL mario pissing tho... hes EVIL.. like.. really evil..
Im.. taking a PISS. HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no :(
BRO U FLIPPED THAT☠️
18:48 0/10 chance of living after licking even a atom of the cheese
6:35 bro doesn’t need to worry about the creatures bro needs to worry about the wildlife
getting cooked by lunchly rn
???
I'd rather lunchly consumes me rather than I consume it. Believe it or not i do not like my chese moldy
@@Arisatominatokotonebut do you like your cheese drippy bruh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@scarfie007 No but if u pitched it to me at your child's birth I'd consider it
He has extremely tough regeneration 10:56
Thats what im saying and he called himself a god so idk.
The Man in the Suit may have more things to fear if he tries to leave... Some people love the thrill.
4:07 "ya got games on your phone?"
ahh dog
Suggestions for Entities you CANT WIN against
Analog Horror:
Mandela Catalouge
Vita Carnis
Inside Out Tapes
HE IS NOT ROB (The Amazing World of Gumball Tapes)
Super Mario CLASSIFIED/Stanley
Creepypastas:
The Polybus
Ben Drowned
Jeff The Killer
Hypno's Lullaby
MX
Mr. L (no not the super paper mario one)
SMILE DOG
Learning with Pibby's *THE DARKNESS*
Horror Games:
FNAF/Springtrap
Mama Tattletail
Slendrina
Granny
Lacey Games
EYES
Amanda the Adventurer
Pressure's Hadal Blacksite
Horror Movies:
Friday the 13th
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Thing
IT/Pennywise
SAW
Hellraiser
The Terminator (its a sci-fi horror so it counts k?)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Leatherface
Edit: made some changes to this, so keep up!
May I ask wtf is the hadal blacksite tapes? I searched it up and the only thing that showed up was a 1 subscriber channel with 1 video
I would definitely add MX to the Creepypastas list.
As for what's here right now, I would argue you could definitely survive Amanda, Jeff the Killer, Ben Drowned, Inside Out Tapes, and the Mandela Catalogue.
Amanda just thinks you're an idiot,
Jeff the Killer was literally stopped by a child's father almost singlehandedly and forced to retreat, he's small potatoes compared to big time slashers like Jason Voorhees or Michael Meyers,
Ben Drowned is Ben...who...drowned, and the game the creepypasta talks about just tells his story,
Inside Out Tapes is basically just the personification of some form of mental illness,
and the Mandela Catalogue is able to pretty handily be stopped through strength in numbers and traveling as groups in the early stages of alternates.
Polybius is an arcade cabinet, how to beat it, just don't play it.
Are you talking about terminator 2 or terminator 1
@@SLEEPY_SAM-oy2 the entire saga
As someone from Louisiana I can confirm that our tap water is… not the best. That can really be blamed on poor pipe upkeep and not good water filters. Last year it got super bad because water from the Gulf of Mexico got into our tap and so there was so much salt and bacteria that it was dangerous to drink tap water for like 4 months or something I can’t remember the exact amount of time it lasted.
Analog horror recommendation: if you haven't seen vita carnis watch it, also Gemini home entertainment is good.
I’m on apple
@@Steve1000-nq2xp He’s On Apple
@@Steve1000-nq2xpand?
Ok, ok, if i throw a box of lunchly at an analog horror entity, would they die?
Cause i would if i get blue cheese flavored pizza in a bootleg lunchables box thrown at me.
The Tangi virus is one of the scariest I’ve seen because well bacteria is invisible through the human eye, what kinda ruined it is the creatures in the water at the end of the series, it just felt different that the threat is a virus, I definitely recommend watching
15:29 Catnip and belly scrathes
😂
???: If there's reality benders i may have a bit of trouble.
???:Whould you lose tho
SCP:Nah, I'd contain
I like my cheese scary bruh
Nah, I’d win. -Our glorious king Satoru Gojo
lowkey the dexter dog art is super fucking awesome, I love the childrens book but wrong feel it gives (for me at least) and even though I can't speak much spanish the concept is pretty fire too
14:16 if u focus u can see a silhouette smiling at you from bottom right 😬
DAYAM