Most USELESS tech to never exist

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  • @KinseyFromThisIs
    @KinseyFromThisIs Рік тому +172

    fun fact Matt didn't actually pay me $12. he's corrupt even in his corruption

  • @Wesley.Wilkinson
    @Wesley.Wilkinson Рік тому +56

    The bidet originated in France

  • @cdscissor
    @cdscissor Рік тому +6

    7:34 Goddamit that was a really funny use of Jack's greenscreen. Huge props, editor Aron.

  • @DMurcielago
    @DMurcielago Рік тому +1

    1:13 Spudly and 2:35 Racticle are my favorite new words to come out of this episode

  • @sempai-sakuta
    @sempai-sakuta Рік тому +11

    this may be on of my favourite videos from you guys! keep it up!

  • @Napostriouf
    @Napostriouf Рік тому +1

    0:08 Bidet actually originated from France.

  • @PrimeKPhotography
    @PrimeKPhotography Рік тому +12

    Austin was definitely closer to what the nut bag was for.

  • @Gr8tKingJames23
    @Gr8tKingJames23 Рік тому +17

    Anti Roofie Device might be a good idea, UNLESS they crush it up 😂

    • @hefoxed
      @hefoxed Рік тому

      G is usually a liquid tmk (which is sometimes used as roofie, but more used as a party drug, very popular among gay party folk), so even less useful 😅

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 6 місяців тому

      they really exist, they’re just covers for drinks though rather than anything else

  • @D3vilNBlue
    @D3vilNBlue Рік тому +1

    I will be waiting on my nub of soap. I would prefer a lock of hair.

  • @8BitBruche
    @8BitBruche Рік тому +2

    The jacksfilms green screen had me rolling. I never expect him to show up like that in other people's videos.

  • @Metal_Maxine
    @Metal_Maxine Рік тому +2

    In the 90s, there was a British kids' show which had a Chindogu segment with various items being demonstrated with English commentary.

    • @YS420X
      @YS420X Рік тому +1

      I remember watching that on PBS in the U.S. super late at night as a kid. Thanks for unlocking a memory I forgot I had haha

  • @MagnaRyuuDesigns
    @MagnaRyuuDesigns Рік тому +1

    you know you are old when you knew what every single item was.

  • @nathanholtz
    @nathanholtz Рік тому

    This is hands down the best This Is ever!

  • @Headshotnoby
    @Headshotnoby Рік тому

    2:22 aron must've had a BLAST editing these parts

  • @ceejaygutierrez3185
    @ceejaygutierrez3185 Рік тому

    Thanks Narrator and Dj. This made my day :)

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 5 місяців тому

    5:37 one of the best attempts to make an obviously wrong answer right

  • @Cplayz08
    @Cplayz08 Рік тому

    Why did they have to put arnold from magic school bus on there. "Please let this be a normal drink." "With these two? NO WAY!"

  • @zzstoner
    @zzstoner Рік тому +1

    I'm not really sure if I want a chance to win a Nubbet of your Nut soap.

  • @louisdunbarclarke2836
    @louisdunbarclarke2836 Рік тому +1

    Brits of a certain age will remember the Unnovations Catalogue by Charlie Brooker.

    • @YS420X
      @YS420X Рік тому

      American but count me in too!

  • @YS420X
    @YS420X Рік тому +9

    I love these videos! Please leave the picture of the item theyre guessing on screen longer so we get a chance to see it and play along too 😄

    • @YS420X
      @YS420X Рік тому

      Also, I will be happy to pay shipping if I win Austin's nubbin of soap. I will begin collecting the soaps of other tech youtubers like MKBHD and linus sebastian tech tips and then use the soap recycler to create the ultimate nubbin of soap.

    • @Cplayz08
      @Cplayz08 Рік тому

      Maybe pause it?

  • @mattbear420
    @mattbear420 Рік тому

    My new favorite channel

  • @nicholasweaver9550
    @nicholasweaver9550 Рік тому +1

    Guys, the Bidet originated in France not Japan.

  • @danielhodgeman24
    @danielhodgeman24 Рік тому +1

    Hey Matt, Big ups to you for the Anti Roofie Device call.. there are such things(one ive seen is like a balloon/condom that goes over the glass).. and yea he caught me off guard too by saying crushing it up.. uh wtf.. he was real quick to jump there.... LOL ... I got your back bro.

  • @EricBraun52807
    @EricBraun52807 Рік тому

    Episodes like this make me go back and watch Sifl and Olly.

  • @xnamkcor
    @xnamkcor Рік тому

    12:00 I'm straining my eyes!

  • @SilverStormShadow
    @SilverStormShadow Рік тому +1

    $10,000??? I want to see more Tungsten cubes for that money!

  • @Sullivan_Bennett
    @Sullivan_Bennett Рік тому +1

    the bidet comes from france not japan, you can deduct that from the fact that it is named in french and not japanese i guess, it is comon all over europe mostly in catholic regions and also most of north africa, wich makes afrika officially more advanced than north amarica

  • @notisgarcia6086
    @notisgarcia6086 11 місяців тому

    7:49 min.: ..........................OR ..... ROOF TEENLY DRINKS!? ... WUH WHEREWE GOIN?!❤😂😂😂

  • @kevinbryan6075
    @kevinbryan6075 Рік тому +1

    I thought Matt was gonna mention Wendy's chill finger for the first one

  • @Saint_Dan132
    @Saint_Dan132 Рік тому +2

    Oh a candy shoe how fucking grose, I love the concept of this video , nice to see matt who's my age doing so well what a ray of sunshine you guys are. From Scotland with love ❤

  • @anumeon
    @anumeon Рік тому +7

    Years in and still Austin jumps when Matt does the intro. :)

  • @BlackLotusFlame
    @BlackLotusFlame Рік тому +1

    Kinsey is awesome, I like Kinsey.

  • @mikael9714
    @mikael9714 Рік тому

    I missed these two

  • @danielbrahms2461
    @danielbrahms2461 Рік тому +5

    Matt should be the boss.. He's already a judge and he does sound like he knows more than Austin. The whole crew has my heart. Thank you guys.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 6 місяців тому

      because he actually worked in tech: he sold electronics…Austin never went to college or studied electronics or computer networking or programming, he BSes his tech reviews based on buzzwords said by others. his whole career since he got attention on himself is the comedy

  • @_brokenmiddlefinger_
    @_brokenmiddlefinger_ Рік тому

    I opened my orange with my thumb literally an hour before watching this lol

  • @Anon55504
    @Anon55504 Рік тому +2

    The bidet is French

  • @joeschmoe5009
    @joeschmoe5009 Рік тому

    What if i need to kill a spider and have no cockroaches nearby? I cant use my slippers?! What a shame!

  • @barry4548
    @barry4548 Рік тому

    I used to work for some people from China and they all had a long pinky nail that they would use to cut tape on boxes and a couple other things that I can't remember

  • @Ezeka93
    @Ezeka93 Рік тому

    The funny thing is, if i'm not wrong Matt or Austin has already show the last item a looooong time ago, or talk about it

  • @RealRSmokinJoe
    @RealRSmokinJoe Рік тому

    The best things to come out of Japan: GTR, Gundam, Godzilla

  • @rooroe
    @rooroe Рік тому +1

    i love how the "alpha chin/jaw dude" uses the widening filter, cause you can see it move th cabinets behind him💀

  • @frankbuell1307
    @frankbuell1307 Рік тому +1

    id say they both got what they deserved but austin shoulda got the point for trash for nuts lol

  • @leagueleaders
    @leagueleaders Рік тому

    Hayfever hat brilliant looking on Temu for it now.

  • @66_Psycho_66
    @66_Psycho_66 Рік тому

    Next mystery tech budget is now $10,000 dollars

  • @Zombertino
    @Zombertino Рік тому

    The patent for the toilet paper roll holder shows the paper from the top. Google that 💩 if you don't believe me 😂

  • @SaxetGaming05
    @SaxetGaming05 Рік тому

    i have watched every epsiode from this is and austin evans channel. I just completely messed up my gaming pc i was so proud of just trying to add an m.2, the clip on the pcie slot wasnt open and broke and pulled off the motherboard, I learned my lesson and now will let professionals do the actual work
    i need a motherboard and case for ryzen 7 5700 rx 6600 xt 2 m.2 ssd and 32 gig ddr any advice to not break me and maybe if yall have extras ill buy at cost???

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 6 місяців тому

      never listen to anything Austin says about tech, he isn’t an actual tech person: he’s an enthusiast who shills for companies. take what he says as comedy because he’s BSing most of what he claims

  • @ryan837
    @ryan837 Рік тому

    THATS A LOT OF NUTS!

  • @Matt_C130
    @Matt_C130 Рік тому +1

    3:56 Sorry Matt, you specifically listed yours as for pista-- and the product clearly says for peanuts. Can’t go just mixing nuts, sloppin them all over the inside of the pouch. Whats next, you’ll be saying you use one hole while Austin uses the other so yall can get to your own nuts at the same time?

    • @Matt_C130
      @Matt_C130 Рік тому +1

      10:12 I mean, modern cigarettes have filters on the butt end of them & your lighting the cigs up which would burn any airborne nasties so in a roundabout way it is a filter mask.

  • @JeskidoYT
    @JeskidoYT Рік тому

    7:34 yikes

  • @ClamBake7525
    @ClamBake7525 Рік тому +1

    The best thing out of Japan are "Waifus".

  • @AdamA247
    @AdamA247 Рік тому

    The EDITORS 👏🏽 NEED 👏🏽 A 👏🏽 RAISE 👏🏽- 100% increase or we RIOT!!

  • @NinjAsylum
    @NinjAsylum Рік тому

    14:06 Austin clearly doesnt have kids .. or pets of any kind.

  • @aefinn
    @aefinn Рік тому +1

    Bruh. Bidet came from France, not fro mJapan.

  • @AtrixRBX
    @AtrixRBX Рік тому

    Subbed!

  • @megansavage7152
    @megansavage7152 Рік тому

    Bidday 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AydenHaynes
    @AydenHaynes Рік тому

    Oh my was the johnsmovies I saw

  • @afrostigmeister
    @afrostigmeister Рік тому

    🤫Austin name dropping MKBHD for those sweet sweet SUBS 🤓🤩

  • @gingabeard7090
    @gingabeard7090 Рік тому

    MXC is the best thing to come out of Japan!

  • @MudSluggerBP
    @MudSluggerBP Рік тому

    As a Palmer I don’t want mixing with anything 😂

  • @Chrish1981
    @Chrish1981 Рік тому

    I see those thumb or finger knives on infomercials all the time, their weird lol

  • @geoserenity
    @geoserenity Рік тому

    pfft, asian parents don't need handles on their slippers. they have perfect aim (every steven he subscriber knows this)

  • @gary3801
    @gary3801 Рік тому

    Fyi ruffies are GHB and it's a liquid.

  • @itsdeonlol
    @itsdeonlol Рік тому

    LMAO Austin!!!!

  • @9Tailsfan
    @9Tailsfan Рік тому +1

    I wanna see you guys try out tech from Daiso. Daiso is a Japanese dollar store. There are a few Daiso stores here in America. But want to see stuff from the Japanese stores as well.

  • @Jdbye
    @Jdbye Рік тому

    Wdym, toilet paper up? It always goes down.

  • @thumbtak123
    @thumbtak123 Рік тому +1

    You need a wall between both of you. That way there is no cheating. Make a cardboard wall.

    • @YS420X
      @YS420X Рік тому

      It's going to be a beautiful wall and kinsey is going to pay for it 🤣🤣

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 6 місяців тому

      @@YS420X…so she’s sitting between them? 🤣😎

  • @SevenGC89
    @SevenGC89 Рік тому

    Wow the smoking mask.... I actually thought it was a mask that let you eat french fries inside the restaurant without having to take your mask off lol!
    Also I'm just saying....that Hayfever toilet paper roll hat" could also be given to literally any 12-16 year old male for reasons...although it would need to hold 2-5 rolls.

  • @ItsDul
    @ItsDul Рік тому +1

    Um actually bidets were created by the French🤫
    (in a karen voice)

  • @jonathanclaeskens6168
    @jonathanclaeskens6168 Рік тому

    WASSSSSUUUUP

  • @SlytherinReviews
    @SlytherinReviews Рік тому +1

    Matt is a cheater at these games

  • @ivin_chirayatah
    @ivin_chirayatah Рік тому

    Is It just me or does Austin never have a normal face in his thumb nails

  • @Qwerty-uiop
    @Qwerty-uiop Рік тому

    😨☕️💀

  • @kazi1
    @kazi1 Рік тому

    Hi

  • @Dallas-w6e
    @Dallas-w6e Рік тому

    Points matter

  • @ReeseGotIt
    @ReeseGotIt Рік тому

    Not the most useless, but useless nonetheless 🙂

  • @Lumps123
    @Lumps123 Рік тому

    Yeeerrr

  • @HashimFahim90
    @HashimFahim90 Рік тому

    Y

  • @Jimmyk321
    @Jimmyk321 Рік тому

    Bidet all day

  • @bestechYtBotBH
    @bestechYtBotBH Рік тому

    is matt always stealling austins awnsers? It really don't matter to me, never paid attention, bro 😎

  • @ThrustTM
    @ThrustTM Рік тому +1

    It was actually a French guy who invented the Bidet but ok

  • @torimas5471
    @torimas5471 Рік тому

    BIDET IS A RELIGION

  • @metalbob123
    @metalbob123 Рік тому

    i love when people waste paper and kill trees (sarcasm)

  • @HashimFahim90
    @HashimFahim90 Рік тому

    A

  • @5TRM
    @5TRM Рік тому

    78659th.

  • @christianbegg3265
    @christianbegg3265 Рік тому

    e

  • @ZosuX
    @ZosuX Рік тому

    Can I have a pc 😢

  • @5TRM
    @5TRM Рік тому

    This Video has 69 Dislikes which is a nice number.

  • @YTPermaFrost
    @YTPermaFrost Рік тому +2

    I love Japan it's one of the most beautiful cities in the world and it has the most interesting tech. I'm the first person to comment🎉

    • @magich8ball
      @magich8ball Рік тому +1

      Ah yes ....the great city of Japan....

  • @tedyshor
    @tedyshor Рік тому

    Downed tp...man you are submissive. 😅

  • @sub-atomic-idiot
    @sub-atomic-idiot Рік тому

    Yooooo