When pat is trying to run away on baby legs from the 16 wheelers that the U.S army enlists against Canada during the syrup wars in 2026 he will have one thought as he is crushed. "I wish I at least touched a steering wheel.."
Rogue Spartan And when he looks back in fear, he will see a clear horizon, due to terrible American fuel economy, and their incessant need to have perfectly calibrated cup holders.
Don't you fucking talk shit about my perfectly calibrated cup holder, that shit saved my drinks life more then once, and if I could I'd have "relations" with its sticky bottom! Edit: what makes you think those sixteen wheelers won't run on maple syrup? It's the syrup war! Why the hell do you think America would go to war for that? TO RUN THEIR CARS!!
Rogue Spartan But Canadians have the healthcare perk which allows them to recover from lesser injuries and America has the friendly fire debuff. I demand a balance patch, Canadians are too OP.
I was paying so much attention to the race war that I didn't notice that Billy spooked the hell out of Pat at 2:14. He did it during Dark Souls, too. Billy has basically become the Spooky King over here.
TieDef This proves two things about Woolie. Woolie's not man enough to go to rule34paheal and not smart enough to get past the sad panda of the superior exhentai.
Look...All i'm sayin is...No matter how this race war starts, we all know who to REALLY go for...You know. I'm just sayin...Let's not distract ourselves from the real problem here.
I love that Woolie has no clue what uniform color the Union army wore....I mean its not like anything about him or his ancestors had any major stakes in which side won or anything XD
Great. I watched it for classic laughs and nostalgia and thank you incredibly for uploading this cause i dont wanna search through my podcasts, and now i cant wait to remove all the political shit thatll be in my recommended pages because of the title lol
At the very start when they are talking about VR I got the best idea. What if VR games had a filthy casual mode in which the VR headset would turn off and let you see the real world.
I know you said this a year ago but... one sixth? Was your mother or father 1/3rd Native American and if yes... how did their conception come about? Sixteenth, right? Or a bad joke?
Woolie yelling "GIT EM!" While two white boys have a race argument was the greatest.
JERRY! JERRY! XD
Chris I just imagine him munching on popcorn at that moment.
Woolie fanning the flames of the Caucasian race war is primetime podcast material. And fuck dragons.
Team dragons.
Praise the Beef
Dude, trust me; I would if I could.
But dragons are cool
Yeah we fuck dragons
Scorpio The Scorpion It seems my words have been misinterpreted. I ain't even mad.
ANGLOS VS SAXONS
No matter who wins, we lose
/Bet All Billy
hungryforspiders AND THE JUTES COME IN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CHAIR!
Caucasians Vs Whites.
That's some Sabbaton shit.
As usual, nothing hypes up Woolie more than race war
Video Title: Caucasian Race Wars
Line 1: "Star Wars Battlefront 2"
The Original Trilogy was basically a white vs white race war
When pat is trying to run away on baby legs from the 16 wheelers that the U.S army enlists against Canada during the syrup wars in 2026 he will have one thought as he is crushed.
"I wish I at least touched a steering wheel.."
Rogue Spartan And when he looks back in fear, he will see a clear horizon, due to terrible American fuel economy, and their incessant need to have perfectly calibrated cup holders.
Don't you fucking talk shit about my perfectly calibrated cup holder, that shit saved my drinks life more then once, and if I could I'd have "relations" with its sticky bottom!
Edit: what makes you think those sixteen wheelers won't run on maple syrup?
It's the syrup war! Why the hell do you think America would go to war for that?
TO RUN THEIR CARS!!
You just painted a picture in my head and it is fucking BEAUTIFUL. X'D
Rogue Spartan But Canadians have the healthcare perk which allows them to recover from lesser injuries and America has the friendly fire debuff. I demand a balance patch, Canadians are too OP.
I seriously can not wait for this chapter of the Caucasian race wars to be explained in autistic detail.
Shout outs to E-hentaiGalleries.com
Zaibatsu approved for all forms of Bioslime
Wait the fuck . are u telling me that their is zaibatsu porn there !?
Yes?
I was paying so much attention to the race war that I didn't notice that Billy spooked the hell out of Pat at 2:14. He did it during Dark Souls, too. Billy has basically become the Spooky King over here.
Patschwitz vs The Great Wall of the South
Friends Cast: Civil War
Matt vs pat
Gotta love Pat's voice losing all control.
danbooru and e-hentai? Woolie just outing the shit out of himself.
TieDef This proves two things about Woolie.
Woolie's not man enough to go to rule34paheal and not smart enough to get past the sad panda of the superior exhentai.
TieDef the others do it woolies just the only one that has the balls to not give a fuck
Ok, but...how does Sankaku Complex fit into this equation?
SideswipePrime606 Sankaku is fine and has a good search system but they're usually behind on the new pics.
And he can't afford Fakku.
Caucasians vs Caucasians wars are the best, dont you know. Like Thirty Years of War, World war I and II. Ahh classics.
And the war of the Rose's when the British fought....the British
Truly what the Best friends are really about
I like how Pat voice breaks
2:16 Holy shit, was that Plague laughing? I don't think I've ever heard that before.
Sounds like Billy.
Aw ok, the hunt continues. Thanks for clearing that up for me though.
Serenity Fox He sounds like a baritone goose.
Oh my God I didn't notice it before, it's terrifying o.O
plague chuckles multiple times throughout this podcast
the new episode of Death Battle
Race Wars!~
*Cue Beast Wars theme*
Draw rejected concept midna as an adult doing lewd things!
Literally no one has done that yet. It's almost free money!
Guess who likes this particular episode?
Wakka
Look...All i'm sayin is...No matter how this race war starts, we all know who to REALLY go for...You know. I'm just sayin...Let's not distract ourselves from the real problem here.
Pat's inner ginger level is over 9000
by far my favourite podcast moment.
I love that Woolie has no clue what uniform color the Union army wore....I mean its not like anything about him or his ancestors had any major stakes in which side won or anything XD
Great. I watched it for classic laughs and nostalgia and thank you incredibly for uploading this cause i dont wanna search through my podcasts, and now i cant wait to remove all the political shit thatll be in my recommended pages because of the title lol
man pat gets so triggered I love it
I dream of the plague and pat joint lp that will never happen
1:30 And viz zat, ze war begins!
yeah yeah yeah CAUCASIAN RACE WARS BABY !!!
At the very start when they are talking about VR I got the best idea.
What if VR games had a filthy casual mode in which the VR headset would turn off and let you see the real world.
“We’re Skullomania and you’re whatever-the-fucks.” (Paraphrased)
....We didn't BETrAY AMERICA??!!!!!!
Now i want a grilled cheese sammich
SoberNostalgia Don’t you mean the “best hamburger”?
I appreciate that i am of both south European (italian) and north European decent (irish/english). I'm also one sixth native American.
Sam Lucas welp, guess who's dying first in the white race war, mister traitor?
My parents? My Great-Great-Grandma? My Great-Great-Grandad? My Grandparents? (Ones dead, the other is a vegetable).
PICK A SIDE, BITCH!!
I know you said this a year ago but... one sixth? Was your mother or father 1/3rd Native American and if yes... how did their conception come about?
Sixteenth, right? Or a bad joke?
*OH SHIT!!!*
The Stars and Stripes vs A FUCKING LEAF!
Aw, you put this up instead of the T-Rex rant...?
Whats' the thing with indigo? I'm a little lost there
what color is the gamecube, blue or purple?
Oh jesus that again
well, you asked. they settled on "indigo" and made a truce not to fight over it anymore.
I'm a Yankee and proud to be
You mean the opioid "crisis"?
member guests...... and random billy
👍
POTATA'
ahhahahaahaaha
This podcast kinda sucked, but this moment was amazing
Chio Chan Genocide
Plague was extremely annoying during this pc. I didn't finish this one.
This podcast had a bunch of good moments. There was also the dinosaur rant and the dragon argument (the latter of which I uploaded, myself).
Stalling: the podcast