Plankton also asked "Do instruments of torture count?" Maybe Patrick was really asking if Mayo was an instrument of torture. In S8 Planet of the Jellyfish mayonnaise is used as a weapon to kill all the alien jellyfish. Did Patrick know?
I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick knew considering The Theorizer's theory that Patrick has hundreds of split personalities in his brain and is aware of the true nature of his reality. I know you went in a different direction and said that Patrick is actually a robot and stuff, but bogh theories about Patrick makes sense to me.
WOOOW! That’s deeeep😂 Do your own mayonnaise theory please! Would love to see your perspective and what other dots you can connect because based off this comment alone🔥
I still remember in 8th grade band when another kid asked our band teacher, Mr. Dickinson, if mayonnaise was an instrument. The immediate response was "If you can make it vibrate". never letting that memory go
That's true, that's fundamentally how instruments work. Fun fact: Mayonnaise is one of the selectable instruments in the official SpongeBob SquarePants Minecraft world, and they show exactly that. Whenever your character hold-presses/clicks with it equipped, it plays an animation in both 1st and 3rd -person where they physically shake the jar to make vibrations out of it. So, yeah, that's one way you could play it.
@@BinglesP technically everything can vibrate and everything do technically vibrate fundamentally, what we persive as heat is technically vibrations of atoms lol,
I was getting so invested then I realized I'm listening to a grown man yapping about a joke about mayonnaise in spongebob and I actually had to pause for a moment and rethink my life.
Because Bikini bottom has no potatoes, so all the scientists had to spend three days genetically modifying coral in order to create a potato-like substance.
One good take my mom helped me realize is that maybe Patrick was confusing condiment with instrument. It's a dry take but I took my mom she may have solved what was going on with the writers that day 😂
Fun fact, in the French version of the episode, Squidward's reply is something along the lines of "no, Patrick, I'm pretty sure that's a condiment", so I'm pretty sure this is accurate
tbf, i've literally used a battle for bikini bottom rehydrated steam case as PERCUSSION and nobody noticed.... so mayonnaise can be an instrument. (i specifically used it as a bunch of toms)
Watching this at 2 a.m. while tripping on shrooms is a whole other level. Was eating an egg with mayonnaise. After this episode i analyzes the mayo for about 30 minutes.
Technically, yes you can make music with anything if u really wanna think bout it. U just need to hit it with a beat or throw the contents to a beat or blow the empty jar etc. For example, I can play the spoons. Edit: nailed it! Got the theory correct!
If I may nitpick, Patrick did not ask if the JAR was an instrument, but if MAYONNAISE is an instrument. And to that I say, how do you play the mayonnaise?
It's worth noting that the definition of "instrument" can be used in other contexts. Oxford's first definition is "a tool or implement, especially one for delicate or scientific work"...could be a head-nod to the theory of patrick being an actual genius in the past. He taught spongebob to drive a boat with no experience. If only he had kept on the supposed "brain coral" for a head! He would be a national hero.
I thought MatPat was the only theorist out there who made theories based on statements or jokes said by questionable sources, but nope, we got a new contender for that race..
In Spongebob Docupants (which is a great series by the way), a pseudo-documentary of various episodes as if they were real, one of those 'interviewed' says Squidward was so old-school he didn't even consider mayonaise to be an instrument.
Stellar writing. Wasn't expecting this degree of eloquence and elegance from a vid talking ab spongebob, but hey that's internet for you! This is a gem, I'll be looking forward for more.
Pioneer? according to the show's definition of Pioneer, Pioneer rode massive sea rocks across the vast under sea basin of the kelp reefs, who else is known to use such a similar form of geological formations as their own abode?? coincidence?? I think not! As seem in the Star family tree, Patrick Star was literally related to royalty, heck one could say that Patrick Star comes from the pioneer lineage that founded Bikini bottom. thank you for comming to Tonight's ted talk.
i've never heard a more random string of unrelated moments in a children's tv show smashed together this incoherently with absolutely nothing of substance to say before
I think he meant episode 3 as in Season 1 Episode 3a/3b, not episode 3 as in Season 1 episode 1a as episode one, 1b as episode two, and 1c as episode 3
Don´t tell me the beatles "Revolution 9" is supposed to be good music. No. Avangarde Music is only good if it breaks expectation, not random musical stuff.
The dude that didn't play music as music. That's 100% some shit I'd do and idiots would think it's profound when in actually I'm bullshiting because of my status
If mayo is an instrument, then it dillutes the definition of "instrument" to the point that it's essentially meaningless. But, I mean, yea, you technically could make _some_ sort of music using a mayo jar.
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Plankton also asked "Do instruments of torture count?" Maybe Patrick was really asking if Mayo was an instrument of torture. In S8 Planet of the Jellyfish mayonnaise is used as a weapon to kill all the alien jellyfish. Did Patrick know?
What? THE spongebob guy is here? I am honored.
I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick knew considering The Theorizer's theory that Patrick has hundreds of split personalities in his brain and is aware of the true nature of his reality. I know you went in a different direction and said that Patrick is actually a robot and stuff, but bogh theories about Patrick makes sense to me.
i thought bro retired from spongebob
the man can leave spongebob
but the spongebob cant leave the man
Yo! DFTM guy is here! Let’s Go!!!
WOOOW! That’s deeeep😂 Do your own mayonnaise theory please! Would love to see your perspective and what other dots you can connect because based off this comment alone🔥
That's precisely what a guy called "mustard" would say
And if mustard can be pregnant, than mayonaise can be an instrument!
@@imperialbeautee yes !
this is if overthinking was a video
I still remember in 8th grade band when another kid asked our band teacher, Mr. Dickinson, if mayonnaise was an instrument.
The immediate response was "If you can make it vibrate".
never letting that memory go
That's true, that's fundamentally how instruments work.
Fun fact: Mayonnaise is one of the selectable instruments in the official SpongeBob SquarePants Minecraft world, and they show exactly that. Whenever your character hold-presses/clicks with it equipped, it plays an animation in both 1st and 3rd -person where they physically shake the jar to make vibrations out of it. So, yeah, that's one way you could play it.
I can... Make mayonnaise... Vibrate. 🤓
@@BinglesP technically everything can vibrate and everything do technically vibrate fundamentally, what we persive as heat is technically vibrations of atoms lol,
at first i thought this was a joke, then as i clicked i realized the magnitude and depth of the situation i was in.
Direction, and *MAGNITUDE*
Bro got a degree in yapping over a simple joke
“Befuddling inquiry” “enigmatic enigma” “transcendental nature”
UA-camrs can put “SpongeBob *insert word* theory” and I instantly eat it up
I subscribed cause I feel the same way. Also nice videos :)
@@sureshock8302 hey thanks :) I appreciate that
SpongeBob why is everything happening to me involved with circles theory. Based on a true story.
I'd say yeah, technically anything that makes sound can be used as an instrument so it would be like a drum.
Or a squishy sound if you squeeze your hand in it
Are you saying... everything's a drum?
@shoogamoogaman technically yes
Is hemoglobin an element?
@@pikawesome1so can I go around slapping people to make music
You just gaslit me into thinking mayo is an instrument
People be making SpongeBob theories with anything now💀
I was getting so invested then I realized I'm listening to a grown man yapping about a joke about mayonnaise in spongebob and I actually had to pause for a moment and rethink my life.
Patrick is a genius beyond our comprehension. He’s actually the smart one, and we’re the dumb ones. (This is just a theory)
2024: rocking to phonk
The hell is that noise!?!? -2008
Quick question, why does it take him 3 days to make potato salad?
Because Bikini bottom has no potatoes, so all the scientists had to spend three days genetically modifying coral in order to create a potato-like substance.
@@anthonythechicken3699binging with babish recreated it in a video as well
@@anthonythechicken3699 bruh the krusty krab has something called "Sea Potatoes" to make fries with 😅
@@hwkammers Umm yeah that's just what the rip off potatoes are called, they are just glued together blended coral, painted brown.
this guy is a legend for making a theory about a joke said by a fat pink star
Fr im so invested too
Patrick is very much ahead of our time. He will grow up to be so brilliant nobody understands him
One good take my mom helped me realize is that maybe Patrick was confusing condiment with instrument. It's a dry take but I took my mom she may have solved what was going on with the writers that day 😂
Fun fact, in the French version of the episode, Squidward's reply is something along the lines of "no, Patrick, I'm pretty sure that's a condiment", so I'm pretty sure this is accurate
@@planetcheese That's actually so awesome, I had no idea great find dude
This was always my take on it too.
Hey, remember that SpongeBob’s body became music? That supports this.
who gave squidward a car?
3:11 why does bro stick his whole hand in the jar of mayo
tbf, i've literally used a battle for bikini bottom rehydrated steam case as PERCUSSION and nobody noticed.... so mayonnaise can be an instrument.
(i specifically used it as a bunch of toms)
Watching this at 2 a.m. while tripping on shrooms is a whole other level. Was eating an egg with mayonnaise. After this episode i analyzes the mayo for about 30 minutes.
A sandwich is a symphony.
1:31 “…the enigmatic enigma….”
Technically, yes you can make music with anything if u really wanna think bout it. U just need to hit it with a beat or throw the contents to a beat or blow the empty jar etc. For example, I can play the spoons.
Edit: nailed it! Got the theory correct!
Remember people: Mayonnaise can fix anything
If I may nitpick, Patrick did not ask if the JAR was an instrument, but if MAYONNAISE is an instrument. And to that I say, how do you play the mayonnaise?
Maybe you splat your hand onto it like you would a slimy putty toy and just continuously play it like dough in rhythmic pattern.
I dont have enough mayo to check
Bro just turned a Smashing Pumpkings refference into a whole essay about the mind of patrick and music
*is mayonnaise an insutrument?*
Spongebob:says a word in the first around 6 seasons. Spongebob theorists: OMG THIS MEANS SPONGEBOB HAS A SAD BACKSTORY AND WENT TO JAIL.
Yes, the party episode. With the plan your own party kit. Angst and jail.
philosophy majors be like:
It's worth noting that the definition of "instrument" can be used in other contexts. Oxford's first definition is "a tool or implement, especially one for delicate or scientific work"...could be a head-nod to the theory of patrick being an actual genius in the past. He taught spongebob to drive a boat with no experience. If only he had kept on the supposed "brain coral" for a head! He would be a national hero.
23 years later: mayonnaise has indeed become an instrument in "Upward," one of the most recent SpongeBob episodes!
so.... is mayonnaise is instrument?
No guys mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Horse radish isn’t either.
I thought MatPat was the only theorist out there who made theories based on statements or jokes said by questionable sources, but nope, we got a new contender for that race..
Freakin' epik bro. Got my sub.
Noise musicians watched this and said "hell yeah," then soldered a contact mic to the lid of a mayo jar.
Is mayonnaise an instrument
Love the quality of this video! :D subscriber gained 💕
I was not scratching my head over this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why isn't this viral..
Give it time
*what about horse radish?*
Remember when squidwards “ghost” told SpongeBob to play a song with a tissue
Mayonnaise sloshes?
I'm genuinely surprised you have under 1,000 Subs, keep up the great work!
Does cold mayo make a different sound than room temp or warm?
This Is A "Sweet Victory"
I think you should also look into why mayonnaise can kill aliens too from "planet of the jellyfish"
If a triangle, that has approximately one or two sounds counts as an instrument, then mayonnaise can absolutely count.
Do instruments of torture count?
An instrument of our salvation! Delicious.
I subscribed because I love how every single video on this channel is a reach
If you ever do a Q&A…
What does Gary look like from the back?
In Spongebob Docupants (which is a great series by the way), a pseudo-documentary of various episodes as if they were real, one of those 'interviewed' says Squidward was so old-school he didn't even consider mayonaise to be an instrument.
Stellar writing. Wasn't expecting this degree of eloquence and elegance from a vid talking ab spongebob, but hey that's internet for you! This is a gem, I'll be looking forward for more.
especially an 8 minute video
and then boom
Ok but this leaves one question for me, Is horseradish also an instrument?
Very interesting theory
Very insightful! Awesome video, MustardPregnancy!
I mean, you can record the sound of a mayonnaise packet hitting the ground and put it in a midi sequencer for percussion...
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God I love this show. Will always remind me of being 9 years old
4:27 well maybe Patrick has creative talent! He’s the one who read out the Ugly Barnacle in such a literary way to help out his friend SpongeBob
1:30 the enigmatic enigma lol
This feels AI generated
This comment feels programmatically generated xD
Neither Mayo or Horseradish is an instrument. It becomes an instrument when combined
I know this mf did NOT start the video with "don't think too hard about it" 😂
Pioneer? according to the show's definition of Pioneer, Pioneer rode massive sea rocks across the vast under sea basin of the kelp reefs, who else is known to use such a similar form of geological formations as their own abode?? coincidence?? I think not! As seem in the Star family tree, Patrick Star was literally related to royalty, heck one could say that Patrick Star comes from the pioneer lineage that founded Bikini bottom.
thank you for comming to Tonight's ted talk.
I always thought Patrick was confusing Instrument with the word accoutrement, like stuff you would put on food like mayo or horseradish
this is the best stupid video i've ever saw, +1 subscriber
Is mayonnaise an instrument, then I look a the blue men using anything like an instrument.
Ok, this is probably your saddest one yet.
Yes a 8 minute video was needed to explain this complex question by Mr.Star 👏🏽
The tea is teaing the kettle is kettling the juice is juicing the spill is spilling the undergarment is undergarmeting
Big brain time
i've never heard a more random string of unrelated moments in a children's tv show smashed together this incoherently with absolutely nothing of substance to say before
But how does mustard get pregnant? That's the real question that should be answered.
Mayonnaise is an instrument of war, as seen in “Planet of the jellyfish”
5:11 OMGGGGG I *ABSOLUTELY* LOVE BILLIE EILISH AND I LOVE THIS CHANNEL THAT GOT ME SOO EXCITED 😭❤️❤️😭❤️😭
this is really one of those 2+2=5 videos
This is your most likely theory yet
This is the theory for me
this feels like a saberfart video
Are there two people running this channel?
hehe, I thought too much about the under water boating
Mayonnaise is possibly the best instrument
Lore of The SpongeBob Mayonnaise Theory momentum 100
Is mustard an instrument
I was told to watch this and now that I have I completely agree with it
Great video bravo
K391 MADE A SONG WITH JUST MAYONNAISE. So yes mayonnaise is an instrument
2:34 episode three is tea at the treedome
I think he meant episode 3 as in Season 1 Episode 3a/3b, not episode 3 as in Season 1 episode 1a as episode one, 1b as episode two, and 1c as episode 3
@@nickronca1562 oh
The dip is dipping the dipper is dippering the diaper is changing
Don´t tell me the beatles "Revolution 9" is supposed to be good music.
No.
Avangarde Music is only good if it breaks expectation, not random musical stuff.
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Good video M.Preg
Bro idk who you are but you cooked with this
The dude that didn't play music as music. That's 100% some shit I'd do and idiots would think it's profound when in actually I'm bullshiting because of my status
If mayo is an instrument, then it dillutes the definition of "instrument" to the point that it's essentially meaningless. But, I mean, yea, you technically could make _some_ sort of music using a mayo jar.
or hear me out, it’s just a silly joke in a cartoon show. /j