Rings Of Power - At Risk Of Cancellation?

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  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
  • Rumours that Rings of Power might get cancelled before Season 3 even gets filmed have been denied by Amazon, but how maybe they should rethink that one.

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  • @markmunroe-hz8rf
    @markmunroe-hz8rf 4 дні тому +6305

    You know what the ironic thing is,?
    Sauron didn't destroy this Middle Earth.
    Amazon did.

    • @MF.1983
      @MF.1983 4 дні тому +101

      And loving family friendly orcs!

    • @NiranjanNanda
      @NiranjanNanda 4 дні тому +62

      Amazon was the real Sauron in annatar form 😂😂

    • @YELG_7
      @YELG_7 4 дні тому +31

      Amazon made a self-insert fanfic 😂😂

    • @toligen955
      @toligen955 4 дні тому +37

      @@NiranjanNanda Jeff Bezos promised us a good show, but we've all been deceived. In the Mount Amazon, he forged a show, so boring and so lame. That I had to fall asleep 7 times to watch only one episode.

    • @Adrian-is6qn
      @Adrian-is6qn 4 дні тому +2

      Even Sauron's master couldn't do it Amazon is like primal force of Univers - in the negative sense ofc Dormammu comes to mind xD

  • @vincent207
    @vincent207 4 дні тому +2126

    Turns out being contractually obligated to make five seasons of a show can really come to bite you.

    • @buckiemohawk3643
      @buckiemohawk3643 4 дні тому +71

      they need to cancel it. its awful

    • @tomernst9963
      @tomernst9963 4 дні тому +113

      especially when you've contracted with a couple of showrunners who'd rather be making sequels to Twilight than stories of Middle Earth

    • @Martin_Koepl
      @Martin_Koepl 4 дні тому +77

      You can break the contract. And yes, there might be a fine, but if the fine is lesser than the money you most likely would loose when you keep on going, the contract is broken.

    • @spartanhawk7637
      @spartanhawk7637 4 дні тому +30

      I’d frankly rather be forced to watch Twilight again than watch this near heretical nonsense. I dunno, is there a word for heresy against the canon of a series? I feel like there should be.

    • @RenThraysk
      @RenThraysk 4 дні тому +21

      Whomever they made the contract with should realise this is doing damage to all future LotR projects.
      Gollum movie due out in 2026, around the time the third season would drop. Normies probably don't even realise they are not be made by the same production companies.

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 4 дні тому +5645

    Have you ever noticed how these networks usually renew shows that nobody likes, while cancelling shows people do like?

    • @jeremyblackmouth3323
      @jeremyblackmouth3323 4 дні тому +412

      If you're looking for logic among such networks, you won't find it.

    • @anonymous3637
      @anonymous3637 4 дні тому +322

      I'm just mad we got Concord instead of Days Gone 2

    • @Bow-to-the-absurd
      @Bow-to-the-absurd 4 дні тому +173

      There is probably a message in there somewhere.

    • @sirloin8745
      @sirloin8745 4 дні тому +129

      Quantum Leap, The Sarah Connor Chronicles . . .

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 4 дні тому +124

      I still hate that Angel was cancelled.

  • @Beautiful-ModelBarbara-Hut-s1j
    @Beautiful-ModelBarbara-Hut-s1j 3 дні тому +358

    That sad part about all of this is that studios will see the failure of Rings of Power and think that audiences just aren’t interested in fantasy shows/movies.

    • @steveb6718
      @steveb6718 3 дні тому +34

      Trump - "everything woke turns to shit"
      Kamala - "we must get more woke"
      now choose

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 3 дні тому +1

      @@steveb6718 people choose nothing, there is no 'democracy'...

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 3 дні тому

      ​@@steveb6718 magats make everything about politics in the dumbest way possible.

    • @Porkleaker
      @Porkleaker 2 дні тому

      @@steveb6718 Annnnnnnd they tried to assassinate him again. Yep, wokeness will even try to kill you.

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 2 дні тому

      @@markjgobrien They saw how much normies loved PJ's abuse of Tolkien's characters, so they thought by emulating him their product would be loved as well.

  • @specialunit0428
    @specialunit0428 4 дні тому +2296

    Critical Drinker: "Cast it into the fire! Cancel it!"
    Amazon: "No..."

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor 4 дні тому +77

      Audience: "A bunch of arrows in the back it is then"

    • @Hagmire2
      @Hagmire2 4 дні тому +59

      "BEZOS!!!"

    • @garanceadrosehn9691
      @garanceadrosehn9691 4 дні тому +39

      Amazon: *"My Precious!"*

    • @trawlerkent9101
      @trawlerkent9101 4 дні тому +31

      I was there, 2 Seasons ago, when the strength of woke failed.

    • @rovhalt6650
      @rovhalt6650 4 дні тому +16

      Critical Drinker: "Cast it into the fire! Cancel it!"
      Jeff Bezos: *Manic laughter in cowboy hat*

  • @danielrichwine2268
    @danielrichwine2268 4 дні тому +1737

    Tolkien's work isn't just fantasy, it's literature. To treat it like this is akin to making War and Peace into a saturday morning cartoon.

    • @writerpatrick
      @writerpatrick 4 дні тому +35

      Depending on who's making it, War and Peace could work well as a cartoon like the Great Illustrated Classics series.

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 4 дні тому +67

      “New on Cartoon Network: War and Peace, the High School Years!”
      “Napoleon is such a drag, man!”
      “Yeah, almost as bad as your mom!” dun dun, tsss

    • @dinguloid
      @dinguloid 4 дні тому +7

      Comparing those two works is an insane take.

    • @davorzdralo8000
      @davorzdralo8000 4 дні тому +18

      ​@@dinguloidhuh? In what way?

    • @NTJedi
      @NTJedi 4 дні тому +17

      *Types of Tolkien Fantasy Fans:*
      Experts: People who read Tolkien books multiple times, watched all Tolkien movies\cartoons, watched Tolkien interviews and often seeking more accuracy. Angry with Amazon.
      Advanced: People who read the Tolkien books, watched all Tolkien movies\cartoons usually with knowledge in other fantasy areas. Unhappy with Amazon.
      Basic: People who might have read a few books, watched Tolkien trilogy movies and usually with knowledge in other fantasy areas. Unhappy with Amazon.
      Shallow: People who never read Tolkien books, watched Tolkien trilogy movies and happy when seeing any type of fantasy monster. Sometimes happy with Amazon.
      *Experts paid by Amazon: These people promote the Amazon show on their UA-cam channels because they are being paid and given gifts from Amazon... which help fool some of the shallow and basic viewers.

  • @Goldenspiderducck
    @Goldenspiderducck 4 дні тому +2726

    I absolutely despise that Tolkien’s work is now considered a “brand”. It’s so disgusting to me. I feel so bad for a generation that has been taught to see art and literature as “content” and “brands”. You’ve been robbed of something without even realizing it. You’ve been robbed of your birthright and you’ve been corporatized before you even had a chance to explore who you are and what’s come before you. It really makes me sad.

    • @drakenkraken8455
      @drakenkraken8455 4 дні тому +175

      You can blame the consultant Simon Tolkien. He took a dump on his granpa's grave for some Bezos cash.

    • @adamguerrero5293
      @adamguerrero5293 4 дні тому +75

      Keeping y'all unhappy is part of the psyop

    • @takuid
      @takuid 4 дні тому +12

      @@adamguerrero5293 you seem pressed.

    • @davexsixtyfour1246
      @davexsixtyfour1246 4 дні тому +87

      Calling everything an 'IP' bothers me.

    • @davidcoleman757
      @davidcoleman757 4 дні тому +65

      Hear, bloody, hear! Well said, friend. A generation robbed of what so enriched my life - it makes my blood boil.

  • @nathanmays7926
    @nathanmays7926 4 дні тому +40

    The craziest part to me is that this is on Amazon Prime.
    Literally 99.9% of the audience for RoP already had prime, and will continue to have prime, regardless of RoP existing.
    It generated virtually zero EXTRA revenue for Amazon.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 3 дні тому +7

      It smells like a Bezos vanity project, to me.

  • @YouTubalcaine
    @YouTubalcaine 4 дні тому +1418

    I call him Helen Kellebrimbor because he's deaf and blind to everything that's happening around him.

    • @luthasunspell8365
      @luthasunspell8365 4 дні тому +38

      Underrated comment

    • @ShmoofWB
      @ShmoofWB 4 дні тому +15

      I like it. Well done.

    • @adriandj3141
      @adriandj3141 4 дні тому +12

      😂 nice.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 4 дні тому +8

      So good

    • @roberthengst3718
      @roberthengst3718 4 дні тому +16

      How did Helen kellebrimbor burn the side of his face? ...he answered the ring. How did he burn the other side of his face?... Annatar called back!! ❤ 🔥

  • @lens_hunter
    @lens_hunter 4 дні тому +918

    My 67-year-old mother has been a huge Lord of the rings fan since she was a teenager. She hates this show. So I can't wait for them to try and blame it on bigots.

    • @olafgurke4699
      @olafgurke4699 4 дні тому +53

      You mean again? They already tried to blame it on bigots when the first season aired, and again when it flopped.

    • @Tunneltoo
      @Tunneltoo 4 дні тому +41

      at this point we should wear "bigot" as a title of pride

    • @adamguerrero5293
      @adamguerrero5293 4 дні тому +15

      Keeping y'all unhappy is part of the psyop

    • @mawnkey
      @mawnkey 4 дні тому +4

      @@adamguerrero5293 Correct. A Gramsci would be proud.

    • @Midwinter2
      @Midwinter2 4 дні тому

      Sorry to have to tell you - but it's better you hear it from me than from Amazon: your mother is a bigot.

  • @lathanandrews417
    @lathanandrews417 4 дні тому +1009

    Can’t wait for the spin-off series:
    “50 Shades of Orc”

  • @UnbanMeNowOfficial
    @UnbanMeNowOfficial 4 дні тому +189

    It's almost mind-boggling to think about all the potential that was squandered with this adaptation. You'd think with such a massive budget, they could at least get the basics right.

    • @Kharmazov
      @Kharmazov 3 дні тому +8

      Honestly this project was doomed from the start considering that all they had were the rights to indexes rather then the Silmarillion.

    • @axh2
      @axh2 2 дні тому +3

      ​@@Kharmazov I'm not sure about it. Imagine, and I know it is difficult in the current Hollywood but lets be open minded, imagine they would find a COMPETENT writers, who understands basic story telling and RESPECT Lord Of The Rings. They don't even need to respect the Silmarillion, or even LOTR books... If they at least be able to create a decent fan fiction prequel to the Peter Jackson's movies, they would still get a huge audience and warm reception.

    • @lldavidll
      @lldavidll 2 дні тому +3

      ​@@axh2 "They don't even need to respect the Silmarillion, or even LOTR books.." you are so wrong. an adaptation should respect its source material, especially if it was from one of the most respected authors of all time.

    • @sebastienj.c.218
      @sebastienj.c.218 2 дні тому

      @@axh2 What if the problem was somewhere else.
      What if the films set the tone so well, and the expectations so high, that trying to make a series out of it couldn't do anything but disappoint ?
      It is already hard to make 2 or 3 movies in a row that will keep the audience statisfied. Peter Jackson made such good movies that it worked, but if one tries doing the same with a series of less quality than the films, and even worse, add the message into it, there is no way one can succeed.

    • @axh2
      @axh2 2 дні тому +2

      @@lldavidll You totally misunderstood my point. I said that they don't need to respect it IN ORDER TO GET VIEWS. A lot of people don't even know what Silmarillion is, so they would like a WELL WRITTEN story, even if it had not much to do with the real Silmarillion.

  • @LittlePhizDorrit
    @LittlePhizDorrit 4 дні тому +336

    Amazon desperately wanted their own Game of Thrones. They had Wheel of Time and Tolkien...but unfortunately they forgot why adapting books is so useful: A built in fanbase. A faithful adaptation of these works would have pleased the fanbase, gotten them the views. The fanbase would have praised a faithful adaptation to the moon and spread the word to bring in the normies. But they don't want a fanbase, they want the modern audience. Well...they got what they wanted.

    • @Banzai51
      @Banzai51 4 дні тому +13

      I'm so glad Amazon went for this piece of the lore instead of Beren and Luthien or the Fall of Gondolin. I would have been heartbroken to see someone mess those up so poorly. Hopefully the Tolkien Estate has learned their lesson.

    • @guibox3
      @guibox3 4 дні тому +17

      @@Banzai51 OMG...can you imagine the Fall of Gondolin as told in The Book of Lost Tales II (MUCH better than what is in The Silmarillion) in the hands of a capable director?? That would be such as epic movie!

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 4 дні тому

      Most people do not care about a faithful adaptation of Tolkien: the popularity of the New Line films is enough evidence.

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 4 дні тому +3

      @@guibox3 I love that one too. I remember Balrogs riding (wingless) dragons and Orcs inside hollow metal worms.

    • @user-gm4kv2my4u
      @user-gm4kv2my4u 4 дні тому +18

      What's annoying is if they wanted to go the culturally diverse fantasy world there are ips easily able to accommodate that. Amazon should of thrown all that money at something like The Elder Scrolls. Sure, its not LoTR, but it is still a huge, lore rich, massively popular ip that would easily pique the interest of Gen X, Millenials, Gen Z, and even Gen Alpha. Its lore would also play very nicely with "modern hollywood sensibilities" like a diverse cosmopolitan setting (Cyrodil) or even a majority PoC setting (Hammerfell). Granted even if you did this show, you'd STILL have to actually write good characters and stories. Mary Sues and girl bosses are shit characters no matter where the setting is. But at least it would be much easier to work with the lore instead of trying to work against it.

  • @fm_0523
    @fm_0523 4 дні тому +345

    1:08 You know Drinker is truly overwhelmed by anger when he accidentally says "Rey Skywalker" instead of the usual "Rey Palpatine".

    • @puppusjones6229
      @puppusjones6229 4 дні тому

      Just shows its just an act. The guy hates women and minorities. Only takes 3 minutes of looking at his "reviews" to see this.

    • @thoughtheretic
      @thoughtheretic 4 дні тому

      Her true last name is Tardd

    • @JohnJaneson
      @JohnJaneson 4 дні тому +11

      Nah, I think he actually rewrote ep8 and ep9 into an actually awesome script featuring a real Rey Skywalker, daughter of Luke and Mara Jade. And then he recorded this video and did a verbal slip.

  • @solotopfeeder6976
    @solotopfeeder6976 4 дні тому +424

    That "But they were all of them deceived, for another wig was made..." comment was pure gold.

    • @LifeisGood762
      @LifeisGood762 4 дні тому +13

      😂

    • @anantc88
      @anantc88 4 дні тому +7

      It's so hilarious that it was a "blink and miss" and yet somehow I noticed it ,as I believe 200 other people!! 😅😅😅

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 3 дні тому +2

      Random internet commentators are just so vastly better versed in the lore than amazon's hacks.

  • @xuvial1391
    @xuvial1391 4 дні тому +63

    0:41 "What's been YOUR favorite part of the season so far?" - No idea Drinker, me and everyone else are just here to be entertained by your review. Why on earth would we watch the show?

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 День тому

      I MST 3000 it. Watch it and pick it apart.

  • @georgehowell6486
    @georgehowell6486 4 дні тому +612

    I can’t believe you are still physically capable of watching this. Please be mindful of your health, Drinker. And thank you for taking one for the team.

    • @aesopstortoise
      @aesopstortoise 4 дні тому +36

      The alcohol acts as an anaesthetic.

    • @mylittlepanzer47
      @mylittlepanzer47 4 дні тому +8

      i think he took way too many for the team at this point 😔

    • @Cyraxslayer666
      @Cyraxslayer666 4 дні тому +15

      Have you noticed he’s sounding more and more sober, it’s because even the alcohol can’t save him.

    • @Snootch
      @Snootch 4 дні тому +4

      Imagine when people like you grow up and realize you can just ignore things you don't like.

    • @Greg-lo1tl
      @Greg-lo1tl 4 дні тому +1

      😂​@@aesopstortoise

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 4 дні тому +707

    The worst part of Guy-ladriel is the loss of the powerful feminine Galadriel. The thing which made her lovely as a character. She's the archetypal embodiment of the purity of nature, almost an Edenic version of nature, void of chaos.
    Now she's just another warrior. Still female, but toxically masculine in all the ways they supposedly hate.

    • @takuid
      @takuid 4 дні тому +77

      Nothing is lost. Galadriel is still Galadriel in the books. Galadriel is still Galadriel in Peter Jackson's 17 academy award winning epic adaptation. This will be forgotten soon after it finishes.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 4 дні тому +37

      @@takuid well obviously that's true, I'm just mourning the missed opportunity. It was lost in this show. Not lost in the original

    • @mrrodriguezHLP
      @mrrodriguezHLP 4 дні тому +22

      If this show was going to be the fanfiction it is, it could've at least been good fanfiction. Galadriel should have been the wise woman we know she is. Elrond should've been the brash young for an elf warrior out for blood, transforming into a thoughtful and responsible leader.

    • @takuid
      @takuid 4 дні тому +3

      @@SeraphsWitness I guess we cannot win them all. Probably none in this climate of fiction "adaptations"..

    • @racheldawn65
      @racheldawn65 4 дні тому

      They did the most vile thing imaginable to her character - they stripped her of all her magic. That's like a literary rape. The people who made this show are absolutely vile and repulsive.

  • @dogwithsunglasses4051
    @dogwithsunglasses4051 4 дні тому +1253

    I mean, the only credit i give the Rings of Power that UA-camr basically get infinite content to make.

    • @joshmciver4847
      @joshmciver4847 4 дні тому +1

      I don't think you know what "infinite" means...

    • @dogwithsunglasses4051
      @dogwithsunglasses4051 4 дні тому +45

      @@joshmciver4847 And I think you dont know what an exaggeration is

    • @RafitoOoO
      @RafitoOoO 4 дні тому +13

      Someone's gotta make money out of this mess and it sure as hell ain't Amazon.

    • @mosquitopyjamas9048
      @mosquitopyjamas9048 4 дні тому

      That sentence structure doesn't look native to me...where you from stranger?
      *holds rifle at waist level and cocks head and chews gum waiting for your answer

    • @GengarPoKeWK
      @GengarPoKeWK 4 дні тому

      @@joshmciver4847you are fun at parties

  • @historyscientist
    @historyscientist 4 дні тому +11

    “I wish it need not have been screened in my time," said Frodo.
    "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such series. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that we would have spent watching it.”

  • @Teocyn
    @Teocyn 4 дні тому +523

    That orc part about being 'loving family men' really caught me off guard lmfao. I can't believe that's actually in the show

    • @JohnJaneson
      @JohnJaneson 4 дні тому +28

      There was passage saying that orc bred like the children of iluvatar, ie elves and men. But that absolutely does not mean they care about their families or even form a family for that matter.

    • @persian_trader
      @persian_trader 4 дні тому +18

      I heard that Orc now go to vacation and honymoon😂

    • @karimamin2
      @karimamin2 4 дні тому

      I hear the orcs are protesting for better wages

    • @grzegorzswist
      @grzegorzswist 4 дні тому +12

      What is funny is that I would absolutely watch a show centered on ribald and brawny Orks and their struggle against pompous and stuck-up elves.

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 4 дні тому +3

      Orcs just wanna weave brooo.

  • @cassieudy5718
    @cassieudy5718 4 дні тому +558

    The fact that Isildur--the guy who defeats Sauron--is in this show at all totally destroys any coherent timeline. Think about that. It means that Sauron's rise to power, rule, and defeat all happen within a single lifetime. A single lifetime! So much for the world-altering, multi-millennial, multiple generation spanning villain Tolkien intended.

    • @guibox3
      @guibox3 4 дні тому +63

      Oh, that is just the tip of the iceberg for timeline and chronology butchery. It is bad enough having E&I being in there, but to have Sauron establish himself AFTER the rings of power are forged (when Sauron was well established and known hundreds of years before the rings were forged), having him be incognito in Numenor before the rings were forged (when he was there only when captured near the end of the 2nd Age), as well as having the 3rd Age Balrog and Gandalf (I'm assuming the old man we saw was Gandalf? I haven't even bothered to start watching the 2nd season) showing up is completely ridiculous.

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 4 дні тому +17

      I knew most people who hate RoP haven't read the books. Isildur did not defeat Sauron: Elendil and Gil-galad did, both died doing so. Isildur cut off Sauron's finger carrying the Ring.

    • @imdivorcedlol
      @imdivorcedlol 4 дні тому +112

      @@reek4062 Elendil and Gil-Galad are defeated after they brough Sauron to his limits. Isildur then delivers the blow which incapacitates Saurons physical form until the end of the story, henceforth, even though it was a joint effort, Isildur defeats Sauron. You understood what he was saying and you're just being intentionally dense to try and discredit his comment when he was objectively right with a good point.

    • @ademideadeboye4195
      @ademideadeboye4195 4 дні тому +5

      @@imdivorcedlollool at him being dense😂

    • @e.p.s.9037
      @e.p.s.9037 4 дні тому +9

      ​@@imdivorcedlol"No, you don't understand, _I_ am a real fan, the rest are just inferior beings"

  • @jorgedecastro4230
    @jorgedecastro4230 4 дні тому +630

    Step A: buy a material with a huge fanbase
    Step B: dont please the huge fanbase
    Step C: blame the huge fanbase
    Result:

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector 4 дні тому +27

      Step 4: ???
      Step 5: Lack of profit

    • @highrofellos6721
      @highrofellos6721 4 дні тому +36

      You forgot Step B+. Tell the fanbase that the show/movie/game isn't made for THEM!

    • @sajjadalhachami7574
      @sajjadalhachami7574 4 дні тому +1

      You Losing a HUGE money for nothing

    • @tombraiderstrums09
      @tombraiderstrums09 4 дні тому +1

      Rinse and repeat at studio after studio

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 4 дні тому

      The show did please, or rather should have pleased the New Line fanbase.

  • @tcschenks
    @tcschenks 2 дні тому +7

    The Tolkien Estate ought to stipulate that even if you don't have the license to use their other books you aren't allowed to contradict them.

  • @Jamesfromcourt
    @Jamesfromcourt 4 дні тому +838

    Lord of the Rings is a huge part of my childhood. Amazon completely disrespected Tolkien. I can’t even watch the clips of it. This is all because some professors in UK wanted to modernize Tolkiens work instead of creating their own. Insane.

    • @sheerbeauty
      @sheerbeauty 4 дні тому +79

      I feel like they are jealous of Tolkien and want to punish the fans for liking it.

    • @Jamesfromcourt
      @Jamesfromcourt 4 дні тому +42

      @@sheerbeauty you’re right I can’t think of anything else because there are so many different stories and mythologies from various cultures they could make movies/tv from… why dramatically change the lore and essence of somebody else’s work?? You’re right it’s jealousy.

    • @Hanatash
      @Hanatash 4 дні тому +35

      @@Jamesfromcourt Because they're not talented enough to make something unique and attract an entirely new fanbase, so they're hoping an existing success story + lots of money will result in something good.

    • @gundamnit3594
      @gundamnit3594 4 дні тому

      They hate it because it's an anglo saxon story. Since hating white people is in now they have to destroy it.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 4 дні тому +6

      Support independent projects. Ignore creepy corporate corruption.
      🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
      "Before I start, I must see my end. Destination known, my mind's journey now begins. Upon my chariot, heart and soul's fate revealed. In time, all points converge; hope's strength, resteeled. But to earn final peace at the universe's endless refrain, we must see all in nothingness... before we start again."
      🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
      --Diamond Dragons (series)

  • @Jabberstax
    @Jabberstax 4 дні тому +210

    I honestly can't believe how dumb they've made the elves.

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 4 дні тому +32

      Why are there black Elves and Asian elves!!!

    • @andrewsarchus6036
      @andrewsarchus6036 4 дні тому +4

      I kno. Appalling isn't it.

    • @rafikhaizal
      @rafikhaizal 4 дні тому +7

      ...or diverse...

    • @georgepatton6195
      @georgepatton6195 4 дні тому

      They look they belong in male cologne adds from the 90's. They don't look majestic, they look metrosexual

    • @ArnoldJudasRimmer..
      @ArnoldJudasRimmer.. 4 дні тому +3

      ​@@goodputin4324you know why deep down..

  • @dreskywalker
    @dreskywalker 4 дні тому +658

    The saddest part of all this is imagining if they gave $1B to non-woke, actual professionals who were actual fans to make this show. Oh what could have been…

    • @davidkulmaczewski4911
      @davidkulmaczewski4911 4 дні тому +53

      Can you imagine the "stunt casting" they could have done with that money if they made a story that actually followed the 2nd Age timeline, and so included several thousand years worth of characters? Besides having Cate Blanchett reprising her role as Galadriel (in a cameo only, since she's not really involved), you could cast a new superstar actor as the current Numenorean King for each new season. Every year could have been an event.... 'who will we see this season?'. But no.... we got garbage and money laundering.

    • @LtCommanderTato
      @LtCommanderTato 4 дні тому +28

      @@davidkulmaczewski4911 we are in a decline of society and we will never be back to the good days.

    • @ryokhan7056
      @ryokhan7056 4 дні тому

      @@davidkulmaczewski4911 some years ago I sat down with the Silmarillion and worked out that, if they had a bit of common sense and a good scriptwriter, they could have made around 7-8 movies the size of the LotR (3h-3h and half each) with the major events, and maybe 2 or 3 more from the notes and annals at the end of the LotR (the War of Dwarves and Orcs, for example could have taken a whole movie.
      But that was before they started this fanfiction-becoming-movies nonsense.

    • @nelisezpasce
      @nelisezpasce 4 дні тому +18

      ​@@LtCommanderTato Not with that attitude. The environment makes people stupid. Reject their slop.
      Become stronger, wiser, caring. Remain pure and fight corruption from deep inside your enviable soul.

    • @LtCommanderTato
      @LtCommanderTato 4 дні тому +9

      @@nelisezpasce Its not a matter of rejecting. its a very long problem created by the evil side. And the product is multiplying fast since they have more natality rate...

  • @BeautifulBarbaraHutchkinso-y5m
    @BeautifulBarbaraHutchkinso-y5m 2 дні тому +59

    A billion dollars and we could have gotten Dread: Megacity 1 series with Karl urban and a great cast.

    • @joemama69448
      @joemama69448 2 дні тому

      ...I never thought about it that way but you're 100% right!

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 2 дні тому

      You could have gotten 8 seasons of it! 😢

    • @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv
      @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv 2 дні тому

      Plagiarizing Spambot. Reported.
      How come you guys keep getting conned by spambots? Thumb it down and report it.

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 2 дні тому

      ​@@EthelredHardrede-nz8yv I'm guessing because the average shills' comments and the bots' comments are interchangeable? 😂

    • @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv
      @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv 2 дні тому

      @@the-trustees
      So are you saying that you are shilling for Judge Dredd? I am talking about the British comics.

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 4 дні тому +170

    4:03 wait wait wait…topless Sydney Sweeney as Galadriel would make Rings of Power the #1 show on Amazon

    • @GeneralPotatoSalad
      @GeneralPotatoSalad 4 дні тому +15

      Honestly, I'd just download the supercut.

    • @viewer3412
      @viewer3412 4 дні тому +16

      “I’d buy that for a dollar!”

    • @LuisNunes-ps4sl
      @LuisNunes-ps4sl 4 дні тому +4

      That's a low bar anyway.

    • @Andreas_42
      @Andreas_42 4 дні тому +12

      ​@@LuisNunes-ps4slYes, but topless Galadriel would rise the bar 😁

    • @HisNameIsRobertPaulson01
      @HisNameIsRobertPaulson01 4 дні тому +21

      @@Andreas_42 That pair would raise a lot of bars.

  • @michaelwoffindin
    @michaelwoffindin 4 дні тому +98

    A very somber "go away now." The Drinker isn't mad, he's just disappointed.

  • @imnackeredsirnackered948
    @imnackeredsirnackered948 4 дні тому +268

    Amazon has the money and power to make a God tier show but sadly they put ideologues in charge of making the TV show. 1 billion DOLLARs and they can't make a good show. I know people that do watch it, and they think it's "Ok" a one-billion-dollar show is ok...........My Cousin who likes it said, "Its ok man I don't get why people are complaining" and I told him that they spent 1 billion dollars on one of the biggest fantasy worlds and all they can get from you is "its ok?"

    • @solarsailor1534
      @solarsailor1534 4 дні тому +22

      That’s the thing. On paper there’s no reason why this show couldn’t have been good, or at least decent. All they had to do was mildly respect the source material like they did with the LOTR or Hobbit trilogies. Tolkien’s writings are legendary, there’s no reason to insert overused modern tropes and sensibilities. The problem is the writers of Rings of Power arrogantly believe they know better and so write their own thing rather than adapting what fans actually wanted.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 4 дні тому +2

      Ignore corporate shilling. Support independent artists.
      🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
      "Before I start, I must see my end. Destination known, my mind's journey now begins. Upon my chariot, heart and soul's fate revealed. In time, all points converge; hope's strength, resteeled. But to earn final peace at the universe's endless refrain, we must see all in nothingness... before we start again."
      🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
      --Diamond Dragons (series)

    • @ChaoticYak1
      @ChaoticYak1 4 дні тому +11

      I don't even know that it's ideologues responsible for how abysmal the show is. I really think the writers and showrunners are simply incompetent. I don't know that they COULD make a better show than they have.

    • @adamguerrero5293
      @adamguerrero5293 4 дні тому +6

      Keeping y'all unhappy is part of the psyop

    • @imnackeredsirnackered948
      @imnackeredsirnackered948 4 дні тому +15

      @@ChaoticYak1 its probably both. With Galadriel being a Mary Sue, Diverse characters and most characters having very modern personalities it just reeks of liberal writers injecting what and how a character should behave and ignoring how Tolkien wrote those characters

  • @markbenand
    @markbenand 3 дні тому +4

    I laughed out loud when he described the orcs as family men who want to just settle down in peace. Tolkien specifically crafted the orcs to be a representation of how ugly evil and war can make a human being. He once exclaimed about his time as a soldier how they had all become orcs. Hell, they literally (and tragically) cannot be anything but evil monsters due to the fact that they were twisted and corrupted into how they were by Middle Earth's version of the Devil with his second in command continuing with their creation well into the 3rd age. Fuck me, this isn't just exaggerating or altering the source material. This is completely and utterly missing the point where you're just making shit up whole cloth.

  • @keith3761
    @keith3761 4 дні тому +224

    A billion dollars and we could have gotten Dread: Megacity 1 series with Karl urban and a great cast.

    • @viewer3412
      @viewer3412 4 дні тому +21

      Karl Urban’s decision to keep the helmet on is what makes his “Judge Dread” movie more authentic and faithful than Stallone’s version. I’d seriously watch “Judge Dread” series staring Karl Urban.

    • @JoergWeida
      @JoergWeida 4 дні тому

      A billion dollars is pocket change for Bezos, so no cancelation.

    • @Something-tz2vw
      @Something-tz2vw 4 дні тому +4

      We could have had more Chronicle of Riddick.

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 4 дні тому +8

      Incorrect, the only 2 seasons they have filmed cost $700 Million (more than enough to film a hypothetical Dredd-Megacity One series). The grand total of the entire series, once filmed, will cost appromixmently 1 billion +. Your point still stands, but the series has not cost a billion so far. So far, season 3 has not been green lit, so there is an even greater chance this series will not cost 1 billion +. For reference, the entire trillogy of LoTR cost 281 million to make in the early 00's (436 Million today adjusted for inflation). Don't add with hyperbole. The series fails on its own without such exaggeration.

    • @Firenutz
      @Firenutz 4 дні тому

      F¥ck yeah.

  • @SmokeyNades
    @SmokeyNades 4 дні тому +151

    I told you it was tricksy….
    I told you it was false..

    • @spleancrush
      @spleancrush 4 дні тому +5

      🤣

    • @takuid
      @takuid 4 дні тому +4

      so good :D

    • @dammir8324
      @dammir8324 4 дні тому +3

      Yesss my Love it is.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 4 дні тому +2

      Gotta watch out for those sneaky Hobbitses, my PRECIOUS!!! :P

  • @MUCKLEECH
    @MUCKLEECH 4 дні тому +63

    The real shame is that shows like this will get multiple seasons in today's times, but back in the day something like Firefly only got one season.

    • @S1ipperyJim
      @S1ipperyJim 4 дні тому +1

      I loved firefly but it was an abysmal flop ratings wise, it was 98th in the Nielson ratings when it was cancelled and had very low viewership, ROP is much higher in views and ratings.

    • @blshouse
      @blshouse 4 дні тому +7

      @@S1ipperyJim Firefly was murdered. With intent. It was broadcast out of order in a bad time slot, moved to a worse time slot, then cancelled. The executives that ordered it were gone by the time it arrived and the executives that inherited it didn't want it, at all.

    • @toms7114
      @toms7114 4 дні тому +4

      @@blshouse You forgot that during the original airing it skipped weeks frequently because of sporting events playing in that time slot instead. F*ck FOX, it's been over 20 years and I'm still pissed about that.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 дні тому +1

      Or _The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance_

    • @danielhicks4826
      @danielhicks4826 4 дні тому +1

      I'm still waiting for Tulsa King and From to be canceled anytime now, only good modern like cool show and horror show I like and so far one is about to start season 2 and 3 but I just know it's gonna be canceled anytime potentially.

  • @benjaythewhite
    @benjaythewhite 2 дні тому +4

    Hopefully this teaches Amazon a lesson and give complete creative control to Henry Cavill for his warhammer project.

  • @Crabbattles
    @Crabbattles 4 дні тому +51

    So basically, Amazon wants to challenge Disney for most money wasted on a tv show.

  • @docdaytona108
    @docdaytona108 4 дні тому +90

    Never watched one episode, never felt like I missed anything of consequence.

    • @jaymea8907
      @jaymea8907 4 дні тому +7

      I watched exactly two episodes. I can say you didn't miss a single thing.

    • @MrVernitrax
      @MrVernitrax 4 дні тому +2

      Same. Not gonna watch anytime soon

    • @Brimfarm
      @Brimfarm 4 дні тому +5

      You did yourself a massive favour 😂

    • @waltercomunello121
      @waltercomunello121 4 дні тому +3

      Read the Silmarillion, you won't need anything else.

    • @MikeHeath-b2z
      @MikeHeath-b2z 4 дні тому

      Fan of the show here, happy to say we don’t feel like we missed you either.

  • @AmericanBoy-si9zg
    @AmericanBoy-si9zg 4 дні тому +244

    My favorite part of S2 is not watching it at all.

    • @prestigeworldwide5047
      @prestigeworldwide5047 4 дні тому +18

      I didn't even watch season 1, had the chance just didn't bother and loved the books and films.

    • @adog7787
      @adog7787 4 дні тому +6

      I watched three episodes of S1 to give it a shot.
      By the 3 minute mark of Ep1 I was dying inside at the atrocity.
      But it makes sense, the RingPop of Power doesn’t have the rights to the full LOTR works. It’s just the names, that’s it. Literally all they have is the appendix. So I chalk the show up to expensive fanfiction.

    • @St.Constant7
      @St.Constant7 4 дні тому +1

      It is a lovely enjoyable show, this guy is like Adar and all these dumb comments his army of orcs.

    • @Red_Snapper
      @Red_Snapper 4 дні тому +5

      More ppl are watches The Critical Drinker then ROP....

    • @St.Constant7
      @St.Constant7 4 дні тому +1

      @@Red_Snapper
      "The first four episodes of Rings of Power Season 2 have reached 40 million viewers globally in 11 days" so not really

  • @sebastiankroneder2774
    @sebastiankroneder2774 День тому +3

    Saw a video where Jeff Bezos said that his son told him: "Dad... whatever you do, don't fuck this up"
    Great Job, Dad!

  • @se7ensavage707
    @se7ensavage707 4 дні тому +54

    Imagine 'The Last Samurai' had an ethnically diverse cast for village locals and samurai lol

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle День тому +6

      The crazy thing with this show is there's enough different locations that you could still have a diverse cast without doing it this way.
      Just put the different flavors of people into the appropriate region

    • @jackMeought-fr8vl
      @jackMeought-fr8vl День тому +6

      That would imply that some people have a homeland somewhere, which is against the message.

    • @BLD426
      @BLD426 День тому +1

      Yeah, can't wait to see the remake of that one.

  • @dereklopez9060
    @dereklopez9060 4 дні тому +82

    When Gimli sees Rings Of Power.
    "Oh, No. I couldn't."

    • @nathanprime2434
      @nathanprime2434 4 дні тому +3

      And when Boromir sees it: “It is NOT a gift”

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 3 дні тому

      @@nathanprime2434 "One does not just SEE the rings of a Downer."

  • @ThePsychoAnon
    @ThePsychoAnon 4 дні тому +66

    Everyone in this show looks like they belong in a Silicon Valley Starbucks line.

    • @jalpat2272
      @jalpat2272 4 дні тому +3

      Where do you think they get the extras.

    • @sethvicious
      @sethvicious 4 дні тому +3

      Goddamn that’s accurate

    • @joemama69448
      @joemama69448 2 дні тому

      Lmao. I just moved back to the California coast after ten years of military service. I forgot that the people here have a distinct look about them.

  • @TylerLengerich
    @TylerLengerich 2 дні тому +5

    4:56 largest understatement in history

  • @FictionCautious
    @FictionCautious 4 дні тому +173

    The critic is more entertaining and makes more sense than 90% of the movies.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 4 дні тому +2

      That's what happens when good writers abound. Kinda like Ryan George (Pitch Meeting). Granted, there are others out there as well with far, far, FAAARRR less resources, coin, clout, computer code, etc.
      🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
      "Before I start, I must see my end. Destination known, my mind's journey now begins. Upon my chariot, heart and soul's fate revealed. In time, all points converge; hope's strength, resteeled. But to earn final peace at the universe's endless refrain, we must see all in nothingness... before we start again."
      🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
      --Diamond Dragons (series)

    • @hipdolly8382
      @hipdolly8382 4 дні тому

      I go straight to youtube on any series / movie release now.

    • @MikeHeath-b2z
      @MikeHeath-b2z 4 дні тому

      It’s a series not a movie ? That says everything I need to know about your opinion.

  • @fredbarron8582
    @fredbarron8582 4 дні тому +41

    The thing that gets me about the Orcs is that it ruins one of the things that made Morgoth so evil. In simple terms the Orcs originated as elves, captured, tortured and corrupted until they had lost all the good in them and were slaves to evil and darkness. Morgoth had taken all of their goodness away, they were no longer just another misunderstood race, part of the diversity of middle earth, they existed only for war to serve evil with little to no free will of their own, if that wasn't an act of pure evil by Morgoth and later Saruman and Sauron I dont know what is. Tolkien seems to have actually had a very insightful and deep understanding of race and diversity in middle earth but people with a very simple, non nuanced view of diversity simply cannot allow that in their bastardised interpretation of Tolkien's work.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 4 дні тому +2

      Going by Tolkien's experiences in WWI, one could suspect that the orcs are a rather literal allegory for the dehumanizing nature of war

  • @ajaysea6774
    @ajaysea6774 4 дні тому +73

    The Critical Drinker: what's your favorite part of this season?
    Me: Your videos!

  • @coloradospacegeek4226
    @coloradospacegeek4226 9 годин тому +2

    Never should have been made. Cancellation is a mercy killing.

  • @NoQuarterNoMercy1
    @NoQuarterNoMercy1 4 дні тому +38

    The power of one female director. The power of two female directors. The power of maaaannnyyyyyy.

  • @rovhalt6650
    @rovhalt6650 4 дні тому +38

    Critical Drinker: "Cast it into the fire! Cancel it!"
    Jeff Bezos: *Manic laughter in cowboy hat*

  • @47ravenlord
    @47ravenlord 4 дні тому +444

    I'll try to make this as brief as possible, but it's worth the read either way. My 10 year old son has severe ADHD, and is somewhere on the spectrum, he can't watch normal movies or shows, and it has taken YEARS to be able to watch anything at all with him, but we bonded over Lord of the Rings. He watched the EXTENDED versions of the entirety of the Hobbit movies, and then the LOTR movies and friggin loved them....all of those movies clocked in at around 4 hours a piece and he was glued to the screen and loved every minute....it was amazing, miraculous to anyone that has a kid like mine. I was literally so happy to be able to do something with him I had to fight back tears a few times. He asked if there was anything else that we could watch, and I told him about the rings of power series, and he instantly wanted to watch it. We made popcorn, cracked open the special Root Beer I got us from the store earlier that day and we settled in to watch.....he couldn't even make it through half of the first episode and was severely irritated that Lord of the Rings was "broken".....I was so proud of him at that moment and knew I am doing a decent job as a parent even though it isn't an easy road I'm on, lol. P.S. we watched the movies over a few days, we didn't marathon it, lol.

    • @ethanreynolds4942
      @ethanreynolds4942 4 дні тому +30

      That "popcorn and special root beer" statement hit me right in the home feels. I got a kiddo that's on the spectrum and for movie nights we always pick out some "fancy soda" from the store. It's kinda our thing. Makes movie night a little more special. Sounds like you got a rad kid and I'm sorry that Amazon really messed up one of your favorite bonding times.

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 4 дні тому +11

      It sounds you both are doing a wonderful job 🙂

    • @cejannuzi
      @cejannuzi 4 дні тому +9

      You both must have the bladder size of a rhino if you watched them in movie theaters.

    • @ishpeeedy
      @ishpeeedy 4 дні тому +9

      parenting done right !

    • @ahmedalrays
      @ahmedalrays 4 дні тому +9

      Your son is a smart boy my friend.

  • @cynthiajohnson9412
    @cynthiajohnson9412 2 дні тому +2

    I woke up with 'Lord of The Rings' in my head this morning. And I just can't shake the thought that though Tolkien's work was the major theme of the failure of men and the diminishing nobility and stature of the people of the Third Age. He talks about it again and again and again, and even Aragorn often lamented that he was a lesser son of a once great house. And Rings of Power represents the golden 'ages of men' that Tolkien was lamenting as lost? And the elves, especially the high elves, were always in one of Dante's rings of heaven above men (yep, Dante didn't just have rings of hell, he had rings of heaven too). Oh my God, does that just turn your stomach, or what? And I was thinking about Frodo and Sam being roped into that company of orcs, whipped and forced to run, already exhausted and failing. And without that horrific episode, they would not have made it to Mount Doom in time to save the Men of West who were assailing the gate. And Aragorn would have done what he did ANYWAY!!!! He didn't know where Frodo was, or if or when he would complete his task. AND HE DID IT ANYWAY. And that's what restored the nobility of men and the house that he went on to father. It wasn't the influx of elven blood that restored his house, as Elrond made plain. He wasn't letting his daughter marry into a house that hadn't already been restored. Meanwhile, these Rings of Power writers probably have a fit if the froth on their lattes isn't frothy enough. And how could they have missed the point of the entire work by such a huge distance? They have to be shitting on it on purpose. Which means they richly deserve any pain Drinker and his mates can inflict upon them. Lord have mercy, these Rings of Power writers need to be sent on a forced march...somewhere, far from a writers' room. P.S. Imagine how decimated Middle Earth would have been, even with the ring gone, if Frodo had been just a couple of hours later, with no House of Telcontar to restore it.

  • @DonaldBlake287
    @DonaldBlake287 4 дні тому +69

    That sad part about all of this is that studios will see the failure of Rings of Power and think that audiences just aren’t interested in fantasy shows/movies.

    • @ironmonkey1512
      @ironmonkey1512 4 дні тому +5

      Do you expect a huge woke corporation to make a decent fantasy show/movie ever? We need to stop supporting them by not watching their dreck.

    • @ironmonkey1512
      @ironmonkey1512 4 дні тому

      @@mablesfatalfable6021 I didn't either, but I said 'we'. Spread the word....

    • @carlstanford7607
      @carlstanford7607 4 дні тому

      Yup

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 4 дні тому +2

      I just commented the same thing; they will take all the wrong messages from this, after completely fucking up Rings of Power, The Wheel of Time and The Witcher. All failed for the same reason, and they will think it's simply because nobody watches fantasy.

    • @danieloneill9093
      @danieloneill9093 4 дні тому

      We are not interested in Woke losers making them. You know they actually fired the Tolkien scholar they had employed on their staff, probably because he was horrified by what was being done.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 4 дні тому +77

    Galadriel: "Watch out! There is an imposter among us!"
    Sauron in a blonde wig: "Galadriel is very sus."

  • @Nat-696
    @Nat-696 4 дні тому +17

    "You Either Die a Hero or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become an Amazon Writer."

  • @datacntrdude
    @datacntrdude День тому +2

    The business model itself simply doesn't make sense. Do they think that people haven't heard of or signed up for Prime yet, and that a LOTR series is the ONE thing holding them back from dropping $120/yr on 2-day shipping?

  • @spazzmaticus1542
    @spazzmaticus1542 4 дні тому +28

    How did the producers overlook the fact that The Lord of the Rings is about a story about a JOURNEY. It’s literally about 2 hobbits walking barefoot across a continent. It’s literally about the effort of putting one foot in front of the other until the task is complete. If you just fast travel all of your characters, there is no struggle, there is no effort. It’s just beautiful people standing around in a studio. Aragorn is a badass because you feeel that this character had spent decades in the wild as a Ranger. What does that mean? A lot of walking, a lot of tracking, eating mostly wild game, dealing with hunger, bad weather, unclean clothes at times, etc. It’s the mundane struggles that make a character badass.

    • @IrishCarney
      @IrishCarney 4 дні тому +7

      Right. LOTR is high fantasy, but grounded in such physical challenges and issues. The Silmarillion did not have hobbits as a grounding element, but still often ended up with epic difficult journeys, such as one of the factions of Elves having to cross a polar strait on foot that was not solidly frozen over but instead was icebergs grinding against each other

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 4 дні тому +1

      Your can argue that that is what the Harfeet are for. The books cover the trip to Mordor but not in excruciating detail, and the other peripheral journeys are often glossed over in few paragraphs. Even the main characters, they don't give a real detailed account of the trip from Isengard to Minas Tirith, or even Aragon's journey fun Rohan to the same.

    • @jangonett1
      @jangonett1 4 дні тому +1

      Another interesting thing is the fact that the audience are seeing all of this through the eyes of the hobbits. We are the hobbits in this story. Clueless uneducated to this world. So everything makes sense because just like them we are all being exposed to this. These godlike characters don’t represent anything in the real world and unsurprisingly the hobbits make tons of mistakes just like we would have.

    • @IrishCarney
      @IrishCarney 2 дні тому

      @@justforever96 OK that's a decent point

  • @supernovanetworkYT
    @supernovanetworkYT 4 дні тому +20

    "Orcs are misunderstood and have families and love eachother"
    Talion is rolling in his grave

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 4 дні тому +4

      What the absolute hell is it with these people and trying to humanize villain creatures?

    • @lochielifts
      @lochielifts 4 дні тому +4

      @@frug5629 "Immigration" and "asylum seekers".

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 4 дні тому

      @@lochielifts Lmao, that's even worse. You'd be equating these people with dirty, dingy, violent creatures.

    • @supernovanetworkYT
      @supernovanetworkYT 4 дні тому

      @@frug5629 we talking about reall life or LOTR🤣

    • @mysticwraith6667
      @mysticwraith6667 2 дні тому

      Talion made many orphans that day 😪

  • @Sinkubus
    @Sinkubus 4 дні тому +44

    4:11 Absolutely unhinged. Carry on.

  • @janysmahoney1271
    @janysmahoney1271 3 дні тому +3

    RIP - RoP;
    makes Hobbit trilogy look like a Masterpiece

  • @michaelroberts3898
    @michaelroberts3898 4 дні тому +166

    When I commented on a Prime Video advert that I saw on social media, I trashed it for ruining Tolkien’s work. The fans that responded, all women, tried to say the man himself wouldn’t care. To which I say: Right, a man who invented languages and wrote a sprawling great mythology for his world wouldn’t care about bad adaptation. He totally wouldn’t mind that a married mother character is now being shipped with the Satan allegory. They want Galadriel to dance with the devil. They think he’s dreamy lol

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 4 дні тому +19

      It's the "bad boy" fantasy. The thing, though, is "bad boys" ALWAYS leave them to move on to their next "relationship" (because they never lack female attention), but since none of them know anything beyond the fantasy, they don't realize WHAT it is that they fancy.

    • @damionkeeling3103
      @damionkeeling3103 4 дні тому +15

      Tolkien most certainly would have cared which is why he disliked adaptations into other media. He disliked the trend in movies for replacing character development with action which is what happened in Jackson's films. Several action sequences were invented for the films while character development and world building plotlines were left out - Tom Bombadil, Old Man Willow, the Barrow wights, the journey from Weather Top (just from the first film). Aragorn never fought the Black Riders with a sword, he scared them off with two flaming torches and his own energy. Gandalf never fought with Saruman, he surrendered essentially as Saruman possessed the greater power.

    • @brownline1463
      @brownline1463 4 дні тому +12

      Tolkien very much cared about how his work was adapted to film. For example, note the letter he wrote to Forrest J. Ackerman, criticizing a script submitted to him for a film treatment of LOTR. (Letter #210, page 270, in "The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien", edited by Humphrey Carpenter). Tolkien writes, "... I would ask them [the authors of the script] to make an effort of imagination sufficient to understand the irritation (and on occasion the resentment) of an author, who finds, increasingly as he proceeds, his work treated as it would seem carelessly in general, in places recklessly, and with no evident signs of any appreciation of what it is all about ...". Tolkien cared, deeply, about how his work was handled in film. And I believe that he would have *loathed* "The Rings of Power", and would have made his displeasure known to all the world.

    • @stormhought
      @stormhought 4 дні тому +5

      Bad man:❎
      Bad man, attractive:✅

    • @item6931
      @item6931 4 дні тому +2

      He also definitely wouldn't care, as a dedicated Catholic, that Tom Bombadil appears gender fluid lol

  • @generalesdeath5836
    @generalesdeath5836 4 дні тому +29

    I don’t think I’m racist, but if I saw a Mulan movie and half the Chinese army was White, then my suspension of disbelief would be destroyed.
    You could justify adding distant new nation’s to Tolkien’s world where different ethnicities are exist I suppose if you wanted to, but all of the areas of middle earth we’ve been shown have European architecture, clothing, etc…
    I don’t remember there being any Pagodas or Egyptian style Pyramids in what we have seen of the world…

    • @JohnJaneson
      @JohnJaneson 4 дні тому +4

      Even worse, the races are just inserted there verbatim from 2000s real life. Just shoved in there. Which does not make sense within the world itself.
      The elves do have racial varieties, that is Tolkien canon, but the elven variations are NOT 2000s homo sapiens of asians, blacks, whites, and browns.
      Instead, they are teleri, eldar, avari, etc. and they do have physical characteristics; if they design it well you're supposed to be able to tell the elven ethnic lineage visually.. But again, NOT 2000s homo sapiens.
      same with the dwarves.

  • @acrawley5128
    @acrawley5128 4 дні тому +65

    They did the same racially diverse thing in the Wheel of Time adaptation as well, and that was a fantasy world that WAS diverse, but they needed the main characters to look like a meeting of the UN. It's very jarring and weird and doesn't allow for any sense of scale in the fantasy universe.

    • @IrishCarney
      @IrishCarney 4 дні тому +14

      Exactly. Anyone complaining that LOTR is "Eurocentric" or the like can't really say that about WoT which makes clear which nations and groups correspond to our real-world races and ethnicities in appearance. It's so tiresome, dreary, and engagement-ruining that once again they act like a backwater rural village would have modern-day cosmopolitan corporate stock photo demographics. Decades of eager fun speculation of who would be cast, how they'd look - ruined forever

    • @pawl23
      @pawl23 4 дні тому +1

      ​@@IrishCarney what's odd is that there are movies with only ethnic minorities (in the west)

    • @procerator
      @procerator 4 дні тому +1

      Well... I enjoyed both seasons of Wheel of Time. I know it is different from the books but it does a decent job at trying to stick to the source material.
      I was able to handle only 1 episode of Rings of Power though.

    • @wingsclippedwolf
      @wingsclippedwolf 4 дні тому +2

      The idea that overtime people will blend together to recreate defining regional features is beyond the myopic small-minded creators living in metropolitan areas.
      For example, ancient Romans and their Italian descendants living in the same geographical location may not have the same set of defining physical features; but in their time and place, there were/are defining regional characteristics. That is a fact that does not need any value attached to it.
      In LotR: Gondorians no longer have the defining features of Numenorians, and Numenorians themselves are the dependents of the Edain, but Gondorians still have defining features.

    • @ironmonkey1512
      @ironmonkey1512 4 дні тому +16

      @@IrishCarney Imagine if Shogun was done with a diverse cast? Why is this only ok for European cultures?

  • @Paetaor
    @Paetaor День тому +1

    My uncle said the first 3 episodes had 20 minutes of story in it.
    When a 65 yo is critical of it…you’re effed.

  • @markgregorygacosta531
    @markgregorygacosta531 4 дні тому +22

    I love that Guyladriel is still portrayed as a small, angry i-want-to-talk-to-your-manager Karen. It gives me uncontrollable laughter.

    • @takuid
      @takuid 4 дні тому

      She just exudes internalized ever burning Karen rage and seething within her lmao. It comes off the screen even from the little clips of the shitshow I saw through drinker and others lol

  • @Chimpanzee-That
    @Chimpanzee-That 4 дні тому +29

    The sadness in your "Go Away Now"... I felt that...

  • @bagggers9796
    @bagggers9796 4 дні тому +36

    "It was meant to be the next Game of Thrones"
    Amazon needs to realize GoT got that popular for exactly two reasons. Good writing. Good actors. When you have neither, there's no reason to watch or recommend it, even if it's a popular IP. When you have both, plus a popular IP, _everyone_ is going to recommend it. That's how this has always worked.

    • @mrrodriguezHLP
      @mrrodriguezHLP 4 дні тому +2

      Don't underestimate HBO and their love of full frontal. They know what wakes the people up mid episode. Rings of Power is the most asexual show I have ever seen. Even the queer coded scenes are not the least bit arousing.

    • @bokoblinlogic1619
      @bokoblinlogic1619 4 дні тому +2

      @@mrrodriguezHLPthat’s because Tolkien wrote it to lack sexual scenes because it not about that

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 4 дні тому +3

      Somebody else pointed it out. GoT was about nudity. I remember when it was popular

    • @benghiskahn3673
      @benghiskahn3673 4 дні тому +3

      ​@@mrrodriguezHLPThats what I was going to say. GoT had boobs and ass. I've been rewatching the early seasons recently and they're really not THAT good.
      Now, The Sopranos and The Shield... those were TV shows that really stood on their own merits. No buying of pre-existing fan bases, just pure high quality original writing and good acting.

    • @williamcorey4700
      @williamcorey4700 4 дні тому

      ​@@benghiskahn3673 you want peak HBO? Deadwood

  • @MOTOGEEK8804
    @MOTOGEEK8804 4 дні тому +2

    I can still remember that orcs in LOTR movies, orcs are willing to kill each other just to satisfy their cravings for meat...

  • @kingDowahs
    @kingDowahs 4 дні тому +41

    I can’t believe the acolyte has competition for the worst show this year

    • @midnightblackroses
      @midnightblackroses 4 дні тому

      Add in HoTD. S2 is awful.

    • @PropiaPersona
      @PropiaPersona 4 дні тому

      @@midnightblackrosesyeah it wasn't great.

    • @kolega427
      @kolega427 3 дні тому

      HOTD season two is a thousand times better than ROP lol. What are u talking about? But yeah I would rate it a 6,5/10. But Rings of Power I would rate 3,5/10

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 4 дні тому +80

    Rings of Power: "Mind if I borrow your Orcs being totally not evil and wanted to be with their families while committing war crimes?"
    World of Warcraft: "Of course, you can! Just don't make it too obvious."

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 4 дні тому +10

      Put that way, Warcraft was made by people who missed the points of Tolkien-esque fantasy, didn't they? Like Starcraft was made by people who ripped off WH 40K and ignored the over-the-top satire?

    • @takuid
      @takuid 4 дні тому +5

      Literally called "People of Hate" by Tolkien, shown to have regular old family lives, cradling babies with compassion...shit is just funny to me.

    • @puppusjones6229
      @puppusjones6229 4 дні тому +3

      “There must have been orc-women,” Tolkien wrote. “But in stories that seldom, if ever, see the Orcs except as soldiers of armies in the service of the evil lords, we naturally would not learn much about their lives. Not much was known.” You know nothing of Tolkien, stop being a pretender.

    • @takuid
      @takuid 4 дні тому +11

      @@puppusjones6229
      "Not much was known." - Tolkien
      an "orc-woman" could have been the same exact thing as an "orc-man" but with a different genital, if that is even how they reproduced.
      Even wild animals do not cradle their babies like humans do. Most babies are born into this world and immediately start walking, no cradling needed. An orc would hate their own offspring, just as they hated each other.
      If orcs were capable of showing compassion and empathy to another being, there would not be an explanation for how every single orc we see in Tolkien's writings revel in torturing and killing everything that stand in their way without fail. Not a single orc is shown to do a good deed.
      Taking "There must have been orc-women,” and running with it and reducing the lives of orcs to "slightly ugly humans" is why you do not understand Tolkien and never will.
      I read more of Tolkien's books than your entire lifespan.

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 4 дні тому

      So you haven't read the books?

  • @beanbunn4029
    @beanbunn4029 4 дні тому +22

    The day Tolkien became a franchise, a little part of literature shed a tear.

    • @JohnJaneson
      @JohnJaneson 4 дні тому +1

      Hmm as if some large organization wants to destroy our literature and our movies.
      Keep an eye out for our music.

  • @izzzy03
    @izzzy03 2 дні тому +2

    Billions spent on such trash, and yet shows like The Expanse are cancelled cause lack of budget

  • @romainf3780
    @romainf3780 4 дні тому +77

    My wife and I never fight. Unfortunately, she likes this show. Needless to say, I slept on the couch tonight. Some lines need to be drawn, friends.

    • @takuid
      @takuid 4 дні тому +10

      omg brah, I hope you are joking....press F to pay respect...

    • @mriconoclast13
      @mriconoclast13 4 дні тому +11

      Stay strong my brother.

    • @viewer3412
      @viewer3412 4 дні тому +11

      Keep up the good fight!

    • @Fred-gu6pk
      @Fred-gu6pk 4 дні тому +11

      Is she well? This could be an early symptom of something serious.

    • @lyell555
      @lyell555 4 дні тому +6

      Never sleep on the couch in your own house

  • @mohitrawat5225
    @mohitrawat5225 4 дні тому +178

    Some funny comments I have found on other videos -
    1. Anya Taylor Joy looks more elf than every elf in The Rings of Power.
    2. The actress who played Galadriel once described her character as older than moon. Someone commented "older than moon, but still act like spoiled teenager".
    3. Peter Jackson hired actual elves to play elves. Amazon hired orcs to play elves and writers of the show.
    4. Amazon is orcwashing the elves.

    • @fredrikengstrom2107
      @fredrikengstrom2107 4 дні тому +26

      That's the thing, these people dont feel like elves. They really just look like actors pretending to be elves. Cate Blanchett truly had a unique facial expression and posture that had you immerse yourself that she was something extraordinary once the costumes were on, a walking demigod. The elves in PJ LOTR had a common theme in their appearance, but the insisting diversity in this show has made the elves just feel bland and daily.
      And like other reviewers has already pointed out; the show missed a major opportunity with the forced diversity since they could have made a unique Harad / Rhun arc story. I would have loved to see that, see the Haradrims from a different perspective which would change the way I view them in PJ LOTR. Tolkien wrote of Herumor and Fuinur being great leaders of the men in the east but nothing in detail, so there was already plots to be made with these characters at your own will without damaging any of the established lore, an open goal without conflicting interests from fans. It could have expanded a story of tribesmen being oppressed by Numenorian colonialism, and seeking power through the rings to liberate their people, only to fall for the corruptions to become nazguls by the desperation to do good and cause internal strife. This would have challenged the views that the men of the west are always the good guys and the men of the east are always the bad guys as potrayed in PJ LOTR, and given us more presepctive to their side of the story and change the way we watch LOTR, kinda like how we were introduced to Ned Stark and Jaime Lannister in the beginning of GoT.

    • @N0bodyn01
      @N0bodyn01 4 дні тому

      Facts.

    • @ZitiPatrol
      @ZitiPatrol 4 дні тому +4

      @@fredrikengstrom2107 underrated comment.

    • @sebastiengarnier6664
      @sebastiengarnier6664 4 дні тому +1

      Amazon hired men to (cos)play elves

    • @cejannuzi
      @cejannuzi 4 дні тому

      Because as far as elves go , she is. LOL.

  • @MacCrunch
    @MacCrunch 4 дні тому +142

    It's frustrating to see such an iconic franchise mishandled. Let's hope lessons are learned and better projects come our way.

    • @jakubvantroba
      @jakubvantroba 4 дні тому +6

      Lessons won't be learned probably

    • @zarar3199
      @zarar3199 4 дні тому

      Be real, after watching GOT s1-5 , even if they had released lord of rings today, ppl would have absolutely destroyed it (it had tons and tons of changes from source material) and ppl care more about source material nowadays
      Its either a masterpiece or ppl would drag it down to absolute garbage 6/10 ratings

    • @volkerw.
      @volkerw. 4 дні тому

      As long as the woke-brigade and the leftoids are in charge, nothing will change.

    • @Dmcq999
      @Dmcq999 4 дні тому

      Same with star wars it just blows my mind how they can throw away free money like this

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 4 дні тому +2

      Hollywood? Learn? Stop making me laugh

  • @cace81
    @cace81 2 дні тому +1

    We watched all of Season 1 and are caught up on Season 2 so far. I really, really wanted to love this product but it has just missed the mark by a long shot. I think the fact that Amazon essentially told Peter Jackson to go throw himself into the fires of Mount Doom was the first major mistake by the studio. That man created 6 absolutely timeless masterpieces and you didn't even let him serve as an adviser to the project?! Those execs should be flogged for that decision alone. Sadly at this point I don't think there's any way for Amazon to save this project. Time to scrap it and take the L.

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 4 дні тому +28

    Before the show even began I boycotted all Amazon products. That's right, I haven't made a single Amazon purchase since this show was first announced. Instead I've spent my money at local businesses.

    • @matthewbooth9265
      @matthewbooth9265 4 дні тому

      I wish I could do that but sadly somethings you just can't get without businesses like amazon. I'd boycott everything produced in China if I could because if Amazon is evil then china is the source of all evil.

    • @kolega427
      @kolega427 3 дні тому +3

      yes! my man! me too. From now on I will support Wish and Temu

    • @kristofferalmquist1712
      @kristofferalmquist1712 2 дні тому

      I understand, i have the same feeling about Disney....+

  • @NazarusGG
    @NazarusGG 4 дні тому +53

    calling that elf brother ''robin from the hood'' caught me off guard

    • @__-xv3pr
      @__-xv3pr 4 дні тому +3

      Director X needs to be put in charge of Season 3. At least that way, sure, it'll be bad, but it'll be funny.

    • @Erin-p5g
      @Erin-p5g 4 дні тому +1

      Hearing the phrase "elf brother" is just ridiculous.
      Cultural appropriation much? 😂

    • @Giz4269
      @Giz4269 4 дні тому +7

      Negolas

  • @JPRM-hk2pg
    @JPRM-hk2pg 4 дні тому +201

    Rings of cancer

  • @EternalFiresky
    @EternalFiresky День тому +2

    Hope it gets cancelled. Absolute betrayal of Tolkien's work.

  • @spyingbigfoot1181
    @spyingbigfoot1181 4 дні тому +15

    I like how a farming show hosted by a middle aged man that used to talk about cars and knows nothing about farming gets more views and costs less

    • @ipercalisse579
      @ipercalisse579 4 дні тому +1

      Omg I didn't know about it ahahahahahah

  • @kevinbirge2130
    @kevinbirge2130 4 дні тому +12

    Andy Serkis audiobook performances are everything you could want. Brilliant, respectful, and perfectly executed.

    • @jaymea8907
      @jaymea8907 4 дні тому +2

      Same with Christopher Lee's RIP

  • @gergnotsloh
    @gergnotsloh 4 дні тому +33

    Isn't it crazy that it doesn't matter how much money you dump onto something, it can still suck if the culture, creativity and intellect aren't there? Money can't buy it.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 3 дні тому

      You say crazy, I say obvious.

    • @gergnotsloh
      @gergnotsloh 2 дні тому

      @@dawnfire82 Sarcasm doesn't come across well on the internet.

  • @condatis6175
    @condatis6175 2 дні тому +1

    U mean to say 40% of people who looked at his thing stayed to the end of it? Wow. Thats actually disturbing

  • @Kal_El1994
    @Kal_El1994 4 дні тому +12

    This is a real tweet I saw the other day of someone’s take on Rings of Power: Quote - “You don’t need to agree, you can hate all the differences and changes made, but The Rings of Power is doing for TV (and arguably for film and media in general), what The Lord of the Rings Trilogy did for Cinema.
    The scale, the cinematography, the warmth and awe. Revolutionary.”
    Single handedly the most moronic overblown & objectively false tweet ever.

  • @Volyren
    @Volyren 4 дні тому +141

    They broke canon, humanized orcs, made orc women, and _still_ didn't give us an orc amazonian death-by-snu-snu mommy. Truly, Amazon is lost.

    • @AdventuringMind
      @AdventuringMind 4 дні тому +7

      Truly a waste.

    • @Veskhai
      @Veskhai 4 дні тому +2

      The inhumanity(inorcanity?)

    • @puppusjones6229
      @puppusjones6229 4 дні тому +3

      “There must have been orc-women,” Tolkien wrote. “But in stories that seldom, if ever, see the Orcs except as soldiers of armies in the service of the evil lords, we naturally would not learn much about their lives. Not much was known.” Maybe you arent as big a Tolkien fan as you and the rest of this audience think they are.

    • @davorzdralo8000
      @davorzdralo8000 4 дні тому

      ​@@puppusjones6229the ducking point is that they are irrelevant,not that female orcs don't exist. Tolkien was clear that they reproduce sexually, but that is not of any relevance to the story. And just because they reproduce, doesn't mean they have loving families, that's nonsense. They are literally worse than wild animals by nature.

    • @BartAllen
      @BartAllen 4 дні тому +2

      @@davorzdralo8000 *You're right, and we know very little about Orc culture, for the most part ~ Though Tolkien in some of his last writings wrote of the sect of Orcs who refused Sauron's summons, which was interesting ~ We don't know a great deal of their family units, despite Bolg and Azog, in the small reference by Tolkien; and that by nature they're not evil -- similar to what was written of Sauron and the reference that Elrond makes during the Council sequence is was added to the period of the First Age of Endor when Sauron temporarily abandons evil post-WOW though relapses due to pride, and his refusal to accept the summons of Manwe ~*

  • @Valehass
    @Valehass 4 дні тому +23

    Political messaging before good story telling, results in apathy, disinterest and no audience. Shame there was no precedent for that in media.

  • @Karimsatta
    @Karimsatta 3 дні тому +1

    Can you imagine!? With that much money they could have rebooted Starsky & Hutch!!

  • @bunnywithakeyboard7628
    @bunnywithakeyboard7628 4 дні тому +174

    If it’s woke, it doesn’t matter how good the original source material was. Not even something made by JRR Tolkien can be good after it gets made woke.

    • @norwegianboyee
      @norwegianboyee 4 дні тому

      Because woke inherently means a good product is sacrificed in favour of pushing the ideological message the end product will never be entertaining. Merely lecturing.

    • @Doooooooooooood
      @Doooooooooooood 4 дні тому +25

      Exactly, it's the antithesis of art, imagination, creativity and story!

    • @jcdesantis69
      @jcdesantis69 4 дні тому +8

      It would be so easy to give the fans what we want and rake in the money.. I beginning to think they just cant anymore. Very sad.

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 4 дні тому +5

      ​@@jcdesantis69Or it could be a TLJ type thing,where they know what you want and give you the opposite just to spite you.

    • @adamguerrero5293
      @adamguerrero5293 4 дні тому +3

      Keeping y'all unhappy is part of the psyop

  • @kristopherrobson3187
    @kristopherrobson3187 4 дні тому +57

    It just feels like modern Hollywood is rubbing sh!t under our noses, expecting us in the long run to get used to the smell and eventually say ''yeah see, the smell wasnt so bad''

    • @thomhagan8297
      @thomhagan8297 4 дні тому +1

      And they're always going to be there like land mines left behind.

    • @mriconoclast13
      @mriconoclast13 4 дні тому +1

      That already happened with the Star Wars prequels.

    • @theathlete771
      @theathlete771 4 дні тому +4

      I stopped watching Hollywood movies at the start of the pandemic, almost five years ago now. Never once I regretted this.

    • @onastick2411
      @onastick2411 4 дні тому

      They are doing the work of Marxists, they are run by Marxists, or some sub set of. They are literally trying to change the world to a new Communist and Socialist world, that is the reason for the boss girls, the black actors playing white rolls, the gay and LGBTQCrap++++++ representation when it doesn't make sense. Marxism and Communism. It's never worked, it's not going to work, but captured by ideology, shoved into their inferior brains in Communist indoctrination centres (Education organisations), they can't help themselves. Rubbing sh!t in, is exactly the plan. Shovelling it, and telling us its sugar.

  • @TraditionalCrusader
    @TraditionalCrusader 4 дні тому +29

    Let’s pray that Tolkiens ghost will haunt them.

    • @z2ei
      @z2ei 4 дні тому +6

      Reminder: They waited until Christopher Tolkien died to start production on it.

    • @mysticwraith6667
      @mysticwraith6667 2 дні тому

      ​@@z2eifor real? That's so scummy if that's true

  • @fakecubed
    @fakecubed День тому +1

    It's not enough for this show to be canceled. The people making it need to go to prison for whatever money laundering and other financial fraud is clearly going on behind the scenes. Because as high as the budget is, I can't see any evidence they spent any of it on the show.

  • @justinthislife
    @justinthislife 4 дні тому +4

    To the hobbit: Prehaps i treated you too harshly.

  • @timothyphelps427
    @timothyphelps427 4 дні тому +43

    It is funny, they would rather 'wokify' an IP into the ground than employ writers that could fix it into a watchable story. SMH.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 4 дні тому

      Didn't the animated Lara Croft series have a scene where another character told her to "acknowledge her privilege"?

    • @osric1730
      @osric1730 4 дні тому

      They're not wokifying they're trying to appeal to global and diverse audiences because all the money in the world they're after no longer resides in overwhelming preponderance in white American men. Amazon are seeking a global market. There are black and Asian characters in films for the same reason British films always shoehorned an American into it, that's where the money is. If a rapacious global mega-corporation that routinely abuses its vast workforce can present this as being "progressive" then so much the better, that was the plan anyway. They certainly don't give a monkeys about the integrity of a literary masterpiece that few people have actually read. They just jumped on an IP that was reached by the films. If they thought maximum profit was to be made in the LOTR universe by presenting an all white cast wearing hoods and carrying burning crosses they be all over it. "Wokery" is what the "left" bang on about because they no longer do left wing economics, which is actually what made them left, and uber capitalists indulge it because it distracts from their malign business practices and and appeals to the widest possible global demographic. White men don't count because of wokery, they don't count because they no longer have all the money.

  • @layelaye
    @layelaye 4 дні тому +141

    "Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” - J.R.R Tolkein

    • @gunnar6674
      @gunnar6674 4 дні тому +7

      I think Tolkien never wrote that, but he wrote " The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own."

    • @yves9055
      @yves9055 4 дні тому +3

      That's a paraphrase from TV tropes or something. The actual quote goes: "The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own."

    • @dandiehm8414
      @dandiehm8414 4 дні тому

      That quote is more accurate of Morgoth from the Silmarillion. It is echoed in Frodo's comments on Sauron (Morgoth's servant)

    • @R4G4M3MN0N
      @R4G4M3MN0N 4 дні тому

      Goo goo gaga

    • @layelaye
      @layelaye 4 дні тому +2

      @@reek4062 I am aware but I thought this (wrong) version would get my point across better
      Also I'm Evil

  • @maximilianomoretto258
    @maximilianomoretto258 4 дні тому +1

    Sydney Sweeney as Galadriel and Amazon Prime servers are going to go down with every episode release

  • @iraqifoodcart8447
    @iraqifoodcart8447 4 дні тому +12

    2:48 that reminds me of the Mr frog episode of smiling friends. "What? What's going on? Why don't they like it?! We spent $250 million dollars on this!"

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 4 дні тому +16

    “You Hob-bit my whole s**t, you uninspired hack” - Tolkien, Epic Rap Battles

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 4 дні тому +5

      "You want a war welcome to Shire-raq!"
      - Fans to Amazon

    • @MaximusGruffydd
      @MaximusGruffydd 4 дні тому

      💯💯💯

  • @cheetah_100
    @cheetah_100 4 дні тому +39

    4:00 The Sydney Sweeney reference was ON POINT
    🔥

    • @paulbennett2284
      @paulbennett2284 4 дні тому

      Butterface!

    • @some_random_guy_mk2
      @some_random_guy_mk2 4 дні тому

      I wager a Syd Swee reference is always on point, for we thy men o' culture.
      They call us a dying breed, but ye, we still honour thine boobies. 🍻
      Tits.

    • @miqueel5410
      @miqueel5410 4 дні тому +3

      You mean points. 😉

    • @WildRapier
      @WildRapier 4 дні тому

      @@miqueel5410 🤔✌

    • @MaDFroG88
      @MaDFroG88 4 дні тому

      😂😂

  • @billdozer908
    @billdozer908 3 дні тому +2

    I didn’t even bother. I’m sticking with the books.