When Dumb Suspects Try To Outsmart Cops

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  • @robyork2778
    @robyork2778 4 місяці тому +612

    Charlie has been arrested so many times, he'd rather just mirandize himself

    • @rayedrama
      @rayedrama 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lovingirl0077
      @lovingirl0077 4 місяці тому +3

      😂😅

    • @prettygirlssrock
      @prettygirlssrock 4 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @prettygirlssrock
      @prettygirlssrock 4 місяці тому +17

      started getting mad in the middle mfk said “if you don’t have a fucking attorney” 😭😭😭

    • @Engkushaini
      @Engkushaini 3 місяці тому +2

      😂

  • @MGower4465
    @MGower4465 4 місяці тому +107

    "So you don't know what happened to your head." "No." "Was your head not with you all day today? Did you let a friend borrow it for the afternoon?"

  • @leese.23
    @leese.23 3 місяці тому +95

    I love Charles' self-confession "if you give me the misdemeanor I'll tell you where the truck is". 😅😂 What an idjit.

    • @AstrophelTDeath
      @AstrophelTDeath 28 днів тому

      Yeah which is stupid because the police can lie so his words means nothing.

  • @gh0stly46
    @gh0stly46 4 місяці тому +374

    Bro really said call Popeyes to bring him some water 💀

    • @sexy-of4vf
      @sexy-of4vf 4 місяці тому +3

      Lmaoo

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 4 місяці тому +8

      why not macdonalds? you know they do now Home deliveries now finally say cop requested it im sure they sent their best man! XD

    • @lakeelmpine5351
      @lakeelmpine5351 3 місяці тому +14

      Love that water from Popeyes

    • @brianritchie75
      @brianritchie75 2 місяці тому +4

      He was dead serious too

    • @KriskitArms
      @KriskitArms 2 місяці тому +1

      @@lakeelmpine5351I love that slogan

  • @djfaceplant2076
    @djfaceplant2076 4 місяці тому +988

    Dude in the car must have killed it in improv class. The amount of additions he kept adding on to his story was incredible. True “yes and” champ

    • @rmeredithm
      @rmeredithm 4 місяці тому +19

      “Yes and…” 😂🤣

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 4 місяці тому +24

      His acting like nothing happened was pretty on point, too.

    • @JustTryingToYoutube
      @JustTryingToYoutube 4 місяці тому +24

      I was just hoping for the plot twist of it all being true 😂

    • @Cactus2734
      @Cactus2734 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@JustTryingToUA-camI'd pay to watch that scene 😃

    • @sorina9130
      @sorina9130 4 місяці тому +5

      "and then" 😂 or dude where's my car was his fav movie

  • @WeKnowTrumpWon
    @WeKnowTrumpWon 4 місяці тому +191

    Under my own everything. That one can’t even lie correctly. 😂😂

  • @DirtyBngWater
    @DirtyBngWater 4 місяці тому +59

    “I drive a 94 Honda Accord with 230000 miles on it”. Sounds like my kinda guy honestly

  • @sellmethispen4607
    @sellmethispen4607 4 місяці тому +115

    Officer Brady was having to much fun talking to that tweaker 😂

    • @999-JWRLD
      @999-JWRLD 4 місяці тому +5

      Frrr lmaoooo

  • @laurielaurie8280
    @laurielaurie8280 4 місяці тому +181

    That cop in the second story was way nicer and more patient than I could have been with that dude.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah... I just read someone saying he had "a great temperament for a cop" and I lost it... not even common citizens would've been so patient like this cop.

    • @cendricle
      @cendricle Місяць тому

      @@redacted2275All cops should be that way but the world isn’t perfect of course. You don’t want some sensitive cop that thinks it’s the Wild West 24/7 You want a calm cop like that who is able to let insults bounce right off them like water off a duck’s back.
      There are WAY too many cops with huge egos, it’s dangerous being around a cop with a huge ego.

  • @dr.vegapunkPhD
    @dr.vegapunkPhD 4 місяці тому +528

    Lets not ignore that cop’s 1994 Accord with 235k miles, impressive.

    • @francesbernard2445
      @francesbernard2445 4 місяці тому +6

      I agree.

    • @Reploidx9
      @Reploidx9 4 місяці тому +3

      That's really not that much lol

    • @potatonumber200
      @potatonumber200 4 місяці тому +1

      They're not built like that anymore, any car brand back then was churning out fuckin tanks of vehicles for sure

    • @reeferrick2635
      @reeferrick2635 4 місяці тому +25

      toyota and honda's are built to last. Sold my 07 with 260k miles on it to my cousin last year and shes still driving it around

    • @GarzaGoose
      @GarzaGoose 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@reeferrick2635Hell, that's due for s rebuild. Before the engine starts truly wearing out.

  • @centralintwatt
    @centralintwatt 4 місяці тому +51

    My boy malik outta breath talkin bout how he aint run from a crash 😂

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 3 місяці тому +5

      Beautiful use of the English language

    • @centralintwatt
      @centralintwatt Місяць тому

      @@austins.2495 I'm so glad you pointed that out. This generation of degenerates are so lazy and disrespectful with the way they type on the phone. Thankfully there are heroes like you out there making sure to shame anyone not taking the UA-cam comment section seriously.

  • @poolside123canadian7
    @poolside123canadian7 4 місяці тому +209

    16:02: “I’ve been to prison 8 times”. And I bet right there’s the only truth he’s told that day.

    • @stephenthomas1492
      @stephenthomas1492 4 місяці тому +12

      They're not gonna lie about something they're proud of and probably tell all their hoodlum friends.

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA 4 місяці тому +7

      No-one has been to prison 8 times… maybe jail - that makes sense - but there’s no way he’s served 8 separate _prison_ sentences before the age of 40. He’s just trying to sound more important than he is.

    • @kaitlanparks8061
      @kaitlanparks8061 4 місяці тому +7

      @@AwesometownUSAOr it’s possible that laws put in place that are soft on crime had something to do with it. Because 8 times in 22 years (theoretically because you can have felonies that stay on your record after 16 or younger in some places) to accomplish this. Some “prison” sentences for felonies are less than even a year sadly. So unfortunately completely it’s feasible.

    • @kassiopiajudkins2722
      @kassiopiajudkins2722 3 місяці тому

      ​@@kaitlanparks8061Sentences of 12 months or less are served in jails, except in limited situations such as needing extra security for some reason. Sentences over 12 months are served in prisons.

    • @PPillow
      @PPillow 25 днів тому

      ​@AwesometownUSA I was about to sayyyyy he's definitely lying about prison too 😂 unless they're really crowding up their prisons with 390 day sentences. Gotta get that slave labor somewhere!

  • @RancorousSea
    @RancorousSea 4 місяці тому +372

    The guy who was in someone else's car is the best part. His manic attempt to keep updating his story is like a guy trying to steer his rowboat to safety in the middle of a whirlpool.

    • @TheKrilicious
      @TheKrilicious 4 місяці тому +11

      He sounds high off of something

    • @rmeredithm
      @rmeredithm 4 місяці тому +13

      He admitted he was intoxicated, but those are straight up crackhead lies… it’s like, do you even hear what you’re sayin, bro? 🤣

    • @topaz123212
      @topaz123212 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@TheKrilicious the guy who was living out of his car even said dude was talking something about a heroin buzz lol

    • @JustTryingToYoutube
      @JustTryingToYoutube 4 місяці тому +3

      @@topaz123212think he said heroin bust as he was pretending to be a cop

    • @timothygibbs8037
      @timothygibbs8037 4 місяці тому +6

      Turns out he was a narcotics agent experiencing a heroin buzz to fully understand what he's up against. God bless him!

  • @Gooner333333333
    @Gooner333333333 4 місяці тому +85

    Charles: the guy was asleep when I got in his car
    Also Charles: I think he's a part of it because he pulled up on me

  • @thefearofg0ds758
    @thefearofg0ds758 4 місяці тому +36

    "Yes I did, I made a complete stop sign at the stop sign"
    "I did not fled"
    That first woman was missing a few patties from the triple whopper

  • @seantodd8875
    @seantodd8875 4 місяці тому +78

    I'm a Floridian. Just before the video started, I said to myself "let's see how many of these will be in Florida". And then the very first story....lol

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 4 місяці тому +8

      Dude, I literally know the dude who got hit in that video! I was like "wait, that's MY neighborhood!"😂

    • @TheArborphiliac
      @TheArborphiliac 4 місяці тому

      Florida and Wisconsin seem to make up like 80% of bodycam footage.

    • @brittbrat4977
      @brittbrat4977 4 місяці тому +4

      Come to Florida on vacation
      Leave on probation
      Come back on violation
      Central Floridian 🖐
      I think we make just about every list there is on every single type of channel there is 😂

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 4 місяці тому

      @@brittbrat4977 I swear half of these are Winter Park, Longwood, and Brevard County.

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 3 місяці тому +2

      I’m mostly seeing La Crosse Wisconsin on these videos lately. I don’t get why anyone in those videos even bothers with avoiding arrest, they all get “signature” bonds no matter how bad the crime was.

  • @buraksaadoon9053
    @buraksaadoon9053 4 місяці тому +34

    Charlie heard “misdemeanor” and said 😳 “give me misdemeanor” 🤣🤣

  • @Ottomatic1
    @Ottomatic1 4 місяці тому +22

    The cop impersonator, “I’ll tell you exactly what happened: I was robbed! And I was put in a car. I was shoved under the car under...under my own everything!“

  • @ronswanson3124
    @ronswanson3124 4 місяці тому +23

    charles tripping funny as hell 🤣 "be real brady"

  • @eddieace345
    @eddieace345 4 місяці тому +25

    Damn Malik really putting “only a face a mother could love” into question. That dude looks like something else 😂

    • @paulmurphy7106
      @paulmurphy7106 2 місяці тому +4

      Dude fell off the ugly tree and hit his face on every branch on the way down!😩

    • @eddieace345
      @eddieace345 2 місяці тому

      @@paulmurphy7106 😂😂😂

    • @paulmurphy7106
      @paulmurphy7106 2 місяці тому

      @@eddieace345 😁

    • @Schneewittchen1310
      @Schneewittchen1310 2 місяці тому

      Bruh fr. I know its mean to be superficial, but at first glimpse I thought he was wearing a false nose 🤭Im sorry.

  • @bryswb
    @bryswb 4 місяці тому +39

    The guy asking the cop to go to Popeyes for him?? 🤣

    • @stacydetwiler1475
      @stacydetwiler1475 3 місяці тому

      Sounds good to me.

    • @Titan.Fox56
      @Titan.Fox56 2 місяці тому +1

      Hell should've just asked for a 2 piece and fries with that water as well lolol

  • @misstruboyzrc
    @misstruboyzrc 4 місяці тому +14

    I love the “pulled a Facebook” cop 😂😂 He took it to an entirely new level…

  • @TikkiNikki
    @TikkiNikki 4 місяці тому +42

    Lol i love the second one.
    Cop "Someone said youre pretending to be a cop"
    Dude "I didnt break into cars!" 😂

    • @richardvoogd705
      @richardvoogd705 3 місяці тому +1

      He wasn't doing nothing wrong. So what was he doing instead of nothing wrong, then?

  • @ftroop8462
    @ftroop8462 4 місяці тому +52

    "I'm not involved in a crash" OK Obi Wan

    • @Alyese_L
      @Alyese_L 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂

    • @IAMYOLO2020
      @IAMYOLO2020 4 місяці тому +2

      LMAO! 😂

    • @blumpkinglinde
      @blumpkinglinde 3 місяці тому +2

      He had me fooled he doesn’t need a lawyer he’s got this

  • @errvideos
    @errvideos 4 місяці тому +142

    Best advice I can give every driver ...invest in a dash cam .... video proof is all you need

    • @Fiddyscent
      @Fiddyscent 4 місяці тому +7

      Most people commit too much little crimes throughout the day for all that😂

    • @errvideos
      @errvideos 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Fiddyscent suit yourself 😂

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 4 місяці тому

      @@Fiddyscent yeah no point to get 700 $ gopro for small crimes we are not millionairds like Elon

    • @MGower4465
      @MGower4465 4 місяці тому +6

      ​​@@Fiddyscent not a great choice. Cams, at least my cam, record 3 minute chunks. You don't give the police the entire record, nor do they want it, just the files related to the incident. Other models only retain video when given a voice command to do so, spooling some minutes of footage to volatile memory on a loop, dumping the loop to a file when commanded.
      But go shead, make a choice that suits you.

    • @glizzygladiator8055
      @glizzygladiator8055 4 місяці тому +4

      @@FiddyscentSounds like an excuse to let people keep thinking they can get away with things they shouldn’t.
      Also you should have said ‘too many’. You sound like you’d be pulled over for a minor infraction you seem to think is totally negligible.

  • @troyperry411
    @troyperry411 3 місяці тому +16

    First time I ever heard of someone getting robbed by ending up with more shit than he had before being robbed.

  • @0Ghostie0
    @0Ghostie0 4 місяці тому +341

    They aren’t scared of police. They’re scared of the consequences of their actions. There’s a big difference.

    • @lynseycampbell7559
      @lynseycampbell7559 4 місяці тому

      Well if there no scared of guns and tazers and dogs well lol

    • @stephenthomas1492
      @stephenthomas1492 4 місяці тому

      @@lynseycampbell7559 - Books! Check'em out!

    • @PJ_Playz
      @PJ_Playz 4 місяці тому +6

      @@lynseycampbell7559 huh?

    • @Buckets50
      @Buckets50 4 місяці тому +4

      That's like saying "people aren't afraid of heights, they're afraid of falling" or "people aren't afraid of guns, they're afraid of getting shot." What's your point?

    • @BeardedRealm
      @BeardedRealm 4 місяці тому

      Cops are lil fellas that were bullied in high school.

  • @daleboe8912
    @daleboe8912 4 місяці тому +137

    Some people can lie and swear it’s the truth. The first girl in the hit and run almost convinced herself that she was telling the truth.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 4 місяці тому +15

      Nah, she knew she was full of shit. She thought she was smarter than the cop and was thinking she could BS her way out.

    • @LatitudeSky
      @LatitudeSky 4 місяці тому +4

      The cop saw the crash with his own eyes so no amount of bull was going to work. Oh well.

    • @Poppa_Reed
      @Poppa_Reed 4 місяці тому

      I believe her. Cops lie to. Especially on black folks.

    • @PeggyLowman-ug6vo
      @PeggyLowman-ug6vo 4 місяці тому +1

      She had her friends fooled though. She has the “poor me” act down pat.

    • @eljay3390
      @eljay3390 3 місяці тому +1

      Naw, it's a manipulation tactic she learned as a little girl..
      To play the victim and cry, then she gets her way!!
      Why now when a woman cries?
      I ignore it, and tell her that it's not helping her case, and to stop crying..
      That shit doesn't work

  • @bobtyler8374
    @bobtyler8374 4 місяці тому +55

    Fouad wearing a dont look down shirt, but lifting his chin up for more than 5 seconds out of embarrasment is peak irony!

    • @joeg5414
      @joeg5414 4 місяці тому +7

      all i could think is he sure looks down a lot for someone wearing a shirt that says don't look down 🤔

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA 4 місяці тому +9

      He’s white-knuckling, and just _praying_ that if only he just keeps refreshing his twitter app enough times, the cops will disappear haha

    • @cgraham6
      @cgraham6 4 місяці тому +3

      The fact that he is (or more likely, was) an officer is mind-blowing. He knew his career was over.

  • @dianalcross
    @dianalcross 4 місяці тому +77

    Malik, if you just keep going to jail...STOP COMMITTING CRIMES!!

    • @edjudasm6225
      @edjudasm6225 4 місяці тому +14

      It's hard dude. One day I just woke up and *puff* I commited three crimes

    • @marilynsmith365
      @marilynsmith365 4 місяці тому +3

      Exactly!!!

  • @mrflauschig5440
    @mrflauschig5440 4 місяці тому +62

    The women who are with the hit & runner at rhe gas station seem very decent. They told her to be calm, told her to listen to the cops.

    • @vali7622
      @vali7622 3 місяці тому +2

      Not decent enough to come to a complete stop 😅🤣 not decent enough to stop and see if ol boy was okay. I get what you're saying but people like her don't need a license point blank simple❤

    • @cptteacosy6158
      @cptteacosy6158 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@vali7622they weren't talking about the driver they were talking about the people the driver was talking to at the gas station 👍

    • @vali7622
      @vali7622 3 місяці тому +1

      @@cptteacosy6158 cool my point still remains about the driver 👍🏽

    • @maybun9532
      @maybun9532 3 місяці тому +1

      @@vali7622 SCREW YOUR POINT EVEN IT IS VALID. TACO BELLS SUCKS. I HATE DEL TACOS.

    • @swordturtles5401
      @swordturtles5401 Місяць тому

      ​@@maybun9532Taco Bell is fire

  • @mineflygames3412
    @mineflygames3412 4 місяці тому +18

    Not gonna lie when dude start spouting off his version of the Miranda rights it made me laugh

  • @AshErin8304
    @AshErin8304 3 місяці тому +10

    I can’t even lie, Officer Brady was funny as shit 😅 he said “I drive a 94 Honda Accord with 235k miles on it” haha 😂

  • @peggybuetow1026
    @peggybuetow1026 4 місяці тому +18

    I can’t believe how many people are driving without licenses.

    • @jonathangach4500
      @jonathangach4500 3 місяці тому

      Gotta get to work somehow

    • @10thclimbtovictorystevens65
      @10thclimbtovictorystevens65 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@jonathangach4500walk, bike or take the bus. Not put other people at jeopardy because you are unfit for society. Prove that you should be allowed behind the wheel and they will let you, super duper simple.

    • @mcdonkey500
      @mcdonkey500 Місяць тому

      @@10thclimbtovictorystevens65 you must live a pretty closeted life if you think most people can "take a bus" or just walk/use a bike to get to their jobs

    • @YourFavouriteDraugr
      @YourFavouriteDraugr 19 днів тому

      @@mcdonkey500 People must be pretty retarded to have taken a job they can't legally commute to.

  • @Nenernener123
    @Nenernener123 4 місяці тому +15

    Man Charles has the worst luck! His improv storytelling is impressive!

  • @KaiHuang-qo6tj
    @KaiHuang-qo6tj 4 місяці тому +24

    Charlie is so delusional that he thinks he's in charge.

  • @MGower4465
    @MGower4465 4 місяці тому +15

    49:21 Surely the tree hit Fouad's car. He was just sitting there, right? He said so. The evil tree lunged out, hit his car, then went back to its spot and pretended to be immobile so the poor guy would get blamed. Trees do it all the time.

    • @blumpkinglinde
      @blumpkinglinde 3 місяці тому

      Drunk trees are the #1 cause of DUI’s

  • @PCRyder
    @PCRyder 4 місяці тому +41

    Whenever you feel hopeless. Whenever you feel like your life isnt going anywhere. Come back to this video to remind yourself that you're not this fucking stupid and you got great things ahead of you coming if you work for it.

    • @thekeysman6760
      @thekeysman6760 4 місяці тому +1

      Commas, not misuse of the period/stop.

  • @keepingitrealwiththebrowns
    @keepingitrealwiththebrowns 3 місяці тому +3

    Charlie said can you get me some water from Popeyes?? Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @hajack6588
    @hajack6588 4 місяці тому +14

    The last 7 minutes of this video was for sure the best part

  • @JUPITER44444
    @JUPITER44444 4 місяці тому +51

    Malik is the kind of dude you want to be in business with. He's cool under pressure, just like when he put the pedal through the floor just because a cop was behind him and hadn't even lit him up yet. That's what you want in your getaway driver. He gets away even when nobodys in pursuit.

    • @lukeorgan
      @lukeorgan 4 місяці тому +1

      He'd have been fine if someone hadn't parked right there so unthoughtfully.

    • @code1555
      @code1555 4 місяці тому

      Except this time lol

    • @sydneyps
      @sydneyps 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@code1555 He let them catch him, so they won't be prepared for next time lol

  • @jaggerxl
    @jaggerxl 4 місяці тому +5

    "I made a complete STOP SIGN @ the Stop sign" 🤣

  • @tomog8337
    @tomog8337 4 місяці тому +10

    41:30 that mustang's door jam alarm sounds like a xbox 360's eject disc button being hit over and over 😂

  • @user-wl2vk4eo4y
    @user-wl2vk4eo4y 4 місяці тому +31

    The higher up who gave that drunk and uncooperative cop only a 3 year suspension to his police certification should also be in jail tbh

  • @Bricksgaming710
    @Bricksgaming710 4 місяці тому +71

    It's so funny how the dude is trying to say it's his friend's car when he's sitting in the driver's seat. If it's your friend's car and he's supposed to be driving you then why are you in the driver's seat bro? 😂😂

    • @DaSaintDemon
      @DaSaintDemon 4 місяці тому +5

      To be honest ive done that with my friend. "Bro im just lazy right now, you go ahead and drive"

  • @bronwyndobbins282
    @bronwyndobbins282 4 місяці тому +78

    It always amazes me how, the simple truth could save you from jail time, or something worse. Lying always kicks you in the butt. Doesnt matter how convincing you think you are, the truth always prevails. I hold high admiration for the patience of police.

    • @roberth2833
      @roberth2833 4 місяці тому +4

      Can really start to understand when police snap or can't take it anymore. They are still people and can only take so much

    • @Anuisgod
      @Anuisgod 4 місяці тому

      If you talk to police without your lawyer present you're an idiot. Cause everything you say may and WILL be used against you.

    • @soda366
      @soda366 4 місяці тому +2

      Bro... I've had people lie their way from a ticket in to felonies, and I've had 2 people tell the truth that took them from jail to tickets, I actually ended up reducing 1 of those tickets, and dropping one of the 2 tickets i issued on the other.

    • @birdlawyer6191
      @birdlawyer6191 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, it would be nice if officers believed in the truth as well. I was told by the officer who pulled me over that I told him I was selling my personal meds. I was able to get the felony charge expunged, but it was expensive. He asked what the pills were for, and I said sleep, so maybe he misheard it as "sale". But I don't think so.

    • @mineduck3050
      @mineduck3050 4 місяці тому

      I guess if your name itself is tainted you have to run right away. The lie only lasts about 5 minutes

  • @Occasional_Troglodyte
    @Occasional_Troglodyte 4 місяці тому +56

    I would watch a channel that was nothing but the day-to-day body cam footage from the officer who starts questioning the guy in the truck at @13:34. Great temperament for an officer, great laugh about Popeye's, and he drives a '94 Honda Accord. I laughed through that whole section.

    • @nicolaclark
      @nicolaclark 4 місяці тому +3

      I swear this Detective Williams is great - I'm recovering from major surgery & this channel has kept me entertained plenty!!

    • @iam_Klaus
      @iam_Klaus 4 місяці тому

      Much respect

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 4 місяці тому

      "Great temperament for an officer"? Are you that cynical? The guy was doing everything to try pushing the officer's buttons, a normal citizen wouldn't have been so patient. *Don't undermine the officer's handling of the situation,* not even you would've been so calm.

  • @ovni2295
    @ovni2295 4 місяці тому +8

    The fact two car accidents occurred at the exact same place on the road near simultaneously is impressive. I wonder if the third vehicle they mention that fled the scene caused both accidents?

  • @_A.M1987_
    @_A.M1987_ 4 місяці тому +9

    Hella props to these officers for using the backs of their hands for pat downs 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @cptteacosy6158
      @cptteacosy6158 3 місяці тому +1

      I'm unfamiliar with law in general but like why do they have to do pat downs with the back of the hand?

    • @Natasha_-_
      @Natasha_-_ 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@cptteacosy6158So that a female cannot say she's been groped by a male cop. It protects them from accusations.

    • @cptteacosy6158
      @cptteacosy6158 3 місяці тому +1

      @Natasha_-_ ah okay that makes sense, thanks for the info!

  • @davehart7943
    @davehart7943 4 місяці тому +11

    15:24 .. He thinks that Popeye's will come deliver a bottle of water to a man who is being detained in the back of a police vehicle .. Think about that ..
    POPEYE'S .... DELIVERING A BOTTLE OF WATER ...........😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheEstheticanLadybug
    @TheEstheticanLadybug 4 місяці тому +3

    5:40 - “so is she gonna be okay..?” “NO, shes going to JAIL” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 period

  • @Sjaak_b
    @Sjaak_b 4 місяці тому +10

    but when people say " i din't do nothing" that means they did something.. so he fkd up

    • @nicolaclark
      @nicolaclark 4 місяці тому +1

      Exactly - double negative equals a positive. I didn't do nothing is literally saying I did something! x

  • @athensroja
    @athensroja 4 місяці тому +12

    ''What's Your Name?''
    ''Am Not Arrested''

    • @riffdex
      @riffdex 4 місяці тому +4

      You laugh, but if someone actually named their kid that it would be the ultimate uno reverse card. They would be invincible.

    • @rmeredithm
      @rmeredithm 4 місяці тому +4

      Ana for short

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@riffdexI'm pretty sure the DMV would just give the kid a laminated Reverse card for an ID.

    • @riffdex
      @riffdex 4 місяці тому

      @@SkunkApe407 lol

  • @IAMYOLO2020
    @IAMYOLO2020 4 місяці тому +6

    41:11 So disrespectful that he's on the phone while the officer is trying to talk to him

  • @matthewspies6523
    @matthewspies6523 3 місяці тому +3

    Dude had his hand up the whole time like a newbie cub scout 😂😂😂

  • @sacrifceher3109
    @sacrifceher3109 4 місяці тому +4

    Seeing those kids toys in the front of that yard broke my heart… thank god no one was hurt.

  • @GrandPrixDecals
    @GrandPrixDecals 4 місяці тому +8

    The last 10 minutes are my favourite

  • @zombiekiller3085
    @zombiekiller3085 4 місяці тому +17

    No way bro puts the badge on top of the car and says that he didn't have it. 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @mfi-cf7sp
    @mfi-cf7sp 4 місяці тому +10

    41:46 🤦🏻‍♀️ ignoring the cop isn’t gonna just make him say “never mind” and walk away omfg what’s wrong with these folks? 😂

  • @CrimeBeanus
    @CrimeBeanus 3 місяці тому +4

    5:00 she made a complete stop sign at the stop sign? how did she manage to construct it in such a short amount of time? did she have the materials on hand? the pole, the text printer..... if she really did manage to make a complete stop sign at the stop sign it is honestly very impressive.

  • @Mrenay
    @Mrenay 4 місяці тому +8

    Perfect timing, just what I needed this morning

  • @Pissedoffdetective
    @Pissedoffdetective 4 місяці тому +4

    Being honest... I loved Charles. He could get a great job doing impressions of Charlie Sheen to. Voice, accent and mannerisms were identical.

  • @joetrolo7076
    @joetrolo7076 3 місяці тому +1

    I crack up every time at the irony of them saying, "I didn't do nothing." It's a double negative. If you didn't do nothing you must have done something.😂😂😂

  • @SteveXNYC
    @SteveXNYC 4 місяці тому +3

    "I DIDN'T DO NOTHING, SIR" which mean "I did do something, Sir". 😆😄🤣

  • @mrmusic248
    @mrmusic248 4 місяці тому +3

    Underneath My Own Everything ???
    Get this guy a padded cell, soon.

  • @vizzzyy190
    @vizzzyy190 4 місяці тому +9

    the guy who was just sitting in his car denying that he was in a crash was wiiiild
    edit: whats with the end on this one?

  • @oscargreat1657
    @oscargreat1657 4 місяці тому +19

    Peak methhead. I can't....
    10:12 "That guy in the car right there, I think he was part of it cause he pulled up on me and said: _Hey, _*_can I help you"_*
    14:25 "How long ago did this happen?" - *37 minutes ago!*
    15:24 "Call Popeyes and bring me a bottle of water"

    • @asonofgod7267
      @asonofgod7267 4 місяці тому +1

      HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

    • @KIke-pg7sp
      @KIke-pg7sp 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @desmondhall3524
      @desmondhall3524 4 місяці тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @beardsntools
      @beardsntools 3 місяці тому

      What are those emojis, Is it only me seeing a pink man laughing out loud?

    • @asonofgod7267
      @asonofgod7267 2 місяці тому

      @@beardsntoolsThose are UA-cam's own emojis.

  • @MattRevs
    @MattRevs 4 місяці тому +2

    "I didn't do nothing!"
    So you did something...

  • @neverforgetjubjub
    @neverforgetjubjub 4 місяці тому +4

    Those cops with Fouad were so frustrating. They meekly let him sit there and ignore them for so long.

  • @Poppa_Reed
    @Poppa_Reed 4 місяці тому +3

    " I wasn't breaking in noboys cars"
    Didn't nobody ask if he was breaking in cars. Just telling on his self😂

  • @derrinrogers8149
    @derrinrogers8149 4 місяці тому +3

    Can you call Popeyes and tell them to bring me a bottle water! Lmao wow

  • @rmeredithm
    @rmeredithm 4 місяці тому +16

    Malik lookin like black Squidward 😂🤣

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 4 місяці тому +1

      Man, that's Colin Kalpernick. Y'all can't fool me.

    • @IAMConcernedCitizen
      @IAMConcernedCitizen 4 місяці тому

      Not regular squidward, more like handsome squidward 😂 my opinion.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 4 місяці тому +1

      @@IAMConcernedCitizen handsome? Take off the beer goggles and get back to us.

    • @IAMConcernedCitizen
      @IAMConcernedCitizen 3 місяці тому

      @@SkunkApe407 it’s a SpongeBob reference. Google “handsome squidward” and you will see exactly what I’m talking about 😂

  • @jsnleeweks
    @jsnleeweks 4 місяці тому +3

    Man every time I think it ends here, or that what I watched was the worst thing that someone could do, the narrator tells me otherwise. I’ll never learn.

  • @JustTryingToYoutube
    @JustTryingToYoutube 4 місяці тому +11

    This channel has quickly became my new binge till I’m out and have to wait for more 😂

  • @Serr8edGrin
    @Serr8edGrin 3 місяці тому +1

    "...under my own everything." Darwin award nominee.

  • @NolanRempel
    @NolanRempel 4 місяці тому +2

    Honestly the thing that surprised me the most was that Fouad was ACTUALLY a cop. I was NOT expecting that

  • @amandawatkins5546
    @amandawatkins5546 4 місяці тому +11

    16:02 cop: Have you been arrested before? I've been to prison 8 times 😂 😂 lol

  • @jodyb2924
    @jodyb2924 4 місяці тому +8

    As soon as I got to the gym, my man uploads a new video to help me through my cardio session....2024 started great

  • @jg_mg2364
    @jg_mg2364 4 місяці тому +2

    As someone with a late 90s car with a million miles on it, I definitely relate to that cop with the impersonation thing😅

  • @carlynotcarley
    @carlynotcarley 4 місяці тому +2

    Is my shit bugged or did anyone else get several minutes dark screen and silence?

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 4 місяці тому +10

    First video. The girl have good accountability parents/role models - they not only heard her story but also told her to stop, relax, let the cops do their job. They did not immediately assume. They gave benefit of the doubt but also allowed the cops to do what they needed to do while also being there to get what information without being rude/belligerent/and playing race card

  • @brodudesdabomb
    @brodudesdabomb 4 місяці тому +3

    The 8 minutes of black screen was oof. lol.

  • @havyn88
    @havyn88 4 місяці тому +2

    Why would anyone commit a traffic violation when doing something illegal.

  • @moqaslays
    @moqaslays 3 місяці тому +2

    i know it's serious for the first one- but it's funny as hell
    (for charles i meant)

  • @LadySharpy
    @LadySharpy 4 місяці тому +4

    The 8 minutes of black silence at the end is very poignant

  • @Richard-qj1os
    @Richard-qj1os 4 місяці тому +3

    What’s up with the 8 mins of darkness at the end

  • @verbosewater2538
    @verbosewater2538 Місяць тому

    Malik cracked me up. Just because my stuff is in there doesn’t mean i was driving. That’s some fine logic there bro.

  • @pr9039
    @pr9039 4 місяці тому +1

    Seriously, that twist for Fouad was hilarious!

  • @wolfmane2223
    @wolfmane2223 4 місяці тому +3

    Homie Malik got that big bird build

  • @Kdubtru
    @Kdubtru 4 місяці тому +3

    "call Popeyes and tell them to bring me water" 💀💀

  • @g.s777
    @g.s777 2 місяці тому

    When I heard his last name i thought of Tony Baker saying "Kirkpatrick" 😂😂😂

  • @nickferraris9143
    @nickferraris9143 2 місяці тому +1

    Seems like Dallas is a true ride or die. “You wanna talk to me about where you get it from? No. You wanna talk to anyone? No”.

  • @Kuro-mg8vc
    @Kuro-mg8vc 4 місяці тому +3

    53:07 A moment of silence

  • @nicolaclark
    @nicolaclark 4 місяці тому +3

    Why would an undercover cop carry a badge? I see a major flaw in 2nd story straight off!!

  • @TechGorilla1987
    @TechGorilla1987 2 місяці тому

    @22:10 - Dog's like "Chill a minute, bro. The chick can wait. I gotta take a leak and this is a nice tree."

  • @BookishDark
    @BookishDark 2 місяці тому

    6:13 the cousin was such a good person to have there - she’s calm and levelheaded and keeps her young cousin calm and quiet. “Sh, just listen to him.” She did a really good job.

  • @HarperMartian
    @HarperMartian 4 місяці тому +3

    I love your videos so much

  • @samfitz9777
    @samfitz9777 4 місяці тому +3

    its so awful to see humans lie. we have good and bad attributes but this cringes my soul.

  • @TheGrossMeta
    @TheGrossMeta 2 місяці тому +2

    Cop: "Do you have a car?"
    Charles: "I don't have a car, no"
    Cop: "Why do you have car keys?"
    Charles: " *_Those are my car keys._* "
    Wut. 🙃

  • @clintparsons3989
    @clintparsons3989 4 місяці тому +3

    He should steel some crest white strips on