I'm not sure you understand what the word wholesome means. Personally, I don't think shooting someone in the head, and letting a dog rip someone's throat is particularly wholesome, but what do I know.
@@AsterSkotos They don't "agree" they just saw a buzzword (wholsome) and their chimp brains proceeded to hit the like button. 650 opinions that mean less than @Canned Squasher's single opinion. Hilarious in a way.
Only thing that coulda been better was the joke/twist in this was that the original sensei could "kill people with one finger" and so when Casey was explaining to the class about how sensei died, he told them he killed him with "one finger". The trigger finger being the joke and that he wasn't lying.
@@kaylalyon7093 well it is physically true, but not mentally, also the real reason she wasn't a black belt was cause she stopped someone from killing the main protagonist which means she showed weakness
Y'all ever notice that all these karate movies, have the other person using karate. That karate shit don't work unless the other person is also using crouching red tiger suck each other off fury punch as well.
2:10 Guarantee you that exactly 0.0% of gun salesmen would ever say this. Partly because they want to make the sale and thus make money, and partly because that ain't even true chief.
@@catiminiclergus537 You say "statistics", I say "context". That's how they getcha, they never give you the context, they just give you the statistics so you think "gun bad gun scary". And that's why the saying goes, there's three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. Owning a gun doesn't make you more likely to commit suicide, it makes you more likely to commit suicide BY GUN. Gun owners have, on average, the same rate as any other person in the US. They say it's only "one trigger pull away", yeah well I was only one short walk away from the train tracks, one wrist slice, or one bottle of pills away, I've been there, so don't give me that shit. And it also doesn't make you more likely to be killed in a home invasion; I dunno where they even got that one, that's not even an actual statistic but an outright lie. I can find no direct sources for it anywhere. I suggest watching Colion Noir, he's a 2A advocate that focuses on trying to talk to the other side and explaining it in simple terms. He used to be anti-2A, just like I used to be, so he has a lot of tools to do that sort of thing and explain it properly. He's not one of the guys that just wants to yell at the other side all day long, and as a liberal gun owner, I really respect that.
@@catiminiclergus537 If the statistic claiming you are “27x more likely to have your own gun used against you in your own home” that is flat out false. The stat of being more likely to be shot if you own a gun is true but that’s more of a correlation since if you live in a bad area or live a not so legal life you especially want a gun for protection. Buying a gun and putting it in your closet isn’t going to change anything about you or your neighborhood. Your average gun owner will never get shot, never have an accident, and honestly probably never need the gun for self defense and if you do you most likely won’t even need to shoot just show that you have a firearm. However, similarly you could have argue you don’t really need a seatbelt, statistically you’ll never be in an accident where it is required to save your life. Many people, myself included, have and carry one with the hopes to never use it but understanding that someday you might. A firearm is an ultimate equalizer though because you can have a person in their weakest physical state versus a top MMA fighter and neither has a greater physical power over the other. Anyway I’ll get off my soapbox. My main point is many stats related to firearms and many other political things you got to really look at the source data and statistical models because there is quite a few games you can play to make the same data say completely opposite things.
What an asshole, that boss was incredibly friendly and understanding and he just skips work for 2 months, doesn't focus when he comes back, and then punches his boss in the throat. Not only would he lose his job, but if the dojo found out he is not using karate to keep calm, and rather is using it to intimidate and assault others, he would lose his belt and any right to practice the art again. It's disgusting how little he appreciates the boss here. That being said, at least he stopped a corrupt murderer. Yeah he should have been ARRESTED and CHARGED criminally, but what can you do? Also where the heck are the cops in this movie? There's literally been a bunch of murders everywhere and nobody has any CCTV set up anywhere?
"Gun is for the weak" No. Gun is a guarantee that your attacker won't walk around God's earth anymore. Either by losing his brain or his damn kneecaps.
I see you are well trained in the way of the sword! But you see, the sword is not my weapon of choice. _Pulls out glock_ -Slimecicle like idk 4 years ago
Whoever’s reading this, I hope that whatever your going through gets better and whatever your struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day!...
I learned a bit of french in school and when i went to france on a vacation i was amazed at how rude their teenagers are to strangers, i've basically met at least 5 different groups of teens who, upon seeing tourists, started slurring at them for no reason
I won’t mention the exact comment, but MM, u are totally based. Most wouldn’t get that comment. Hey, m&ms come in a few different shades, riiight? Literally just came to me, but it fits. Change my mind.
Lol he not wrong with the be careful who’s training your kids. My old tae kwon do teacher got arrested for fucking minors and sending explicit photos to em 🤣
Moral of the story: The easiest way to to win a fist fight to to pull out a gun
Exactly
@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow BRO 😭💀
"Parry this you fucking casual"
You can fight but this glock gon say goodnight
american moment
Bro, I was waiting for an epic fight, but casey just pulls out his strap and goes bang bang.
Here after title change
"A finger in the Bum" - Euron Greyjoy
8:46 I feel like there's a joke there, but I'm not dirty minded enough to find it
please tell us what movies you talk about
ayo title
“There is no way to parry bullets with your fist”
-Sun Tzu the art of war
Facts
I thought he said, "你不能用手擋住子彈, 你 白癡." Same meaning though, I suppose.
R.I.P techno (I am a dumb fucking npc that doesn't even know to put a period after P)
This is an impression if you didn't understand that
@@LocalSpeckOfDust hein?
@@Soliye. hein?
R.I.P doggo, the only innocent character in this movie
at least a fellow dog avenged it
What about Casey?
Im alive, dont worry
Didn't even watch the movie and I'm not going to watch this now that I know a doggo gonna die
@@nov1bxes phew
Every single second of this is just "well, that escalated quickly".
I was not expecting every minute that passed by
Somehow incredibly true
@@cookedpotato you
I broke the 666 likes lol
Moral of the story.
Life is a game that no one wins.
Use cheat codes.
@puteqx5155you win life when you enjoyed it
Tbh the ending is a lot more wholesome that anticipated
conclusion: violence is a question and the answer is always yes
I'm not sure you understand what the word wholesome means.
Personally, I don't think shooting someone in the head, and letting a dog rip someone's throat is particularly wholesome, but what do I know.
@@cannedsquasher5923 650+ people agrees with me, your opinion is invalid
@@AsterSkotos They don't "agree" they just saw a buzzword (wholsome) and their chimp brains proceeded to hit the like button.
650 opinions that mean less than @Canned Squasher's single opinion.
Hilarious in a way.
@@ZigealFaust and here you are with nothing but your opinion nobody will see
I get Clapped by your videos and i instantly enjoy it
Bruh💀💀
bro?
Same
Ayo
Tf a yoo
Only thing that coulda been better was the joke/twist in this was that the original sensei could "kill people with one finger" and so when Casey was explaining to the class about how sensei died, he told them he killed him with "one finger". The trigger finger being the joke and that he wasn't lying.
I thought that was the hole point, is why Casey put his finger inside the bullet wound. It was never a one finger kill, it was just a bullet
@@regionfuego6 Maybe, I still like to think that it's because he killed him with one (trigger) finger XD so technically not a lie
The way he just pulled the gun out at the end just killed me
Like Sensei
Was this a quote from the sensei?
“The only thing you need to know about karate is guns beat karate. Every time” - Stan Smith
would be even better if you add a bayonet or other blade attachment to the gun.
I am so happy someone thought of American Dad while watching this recap
Remember to attack the shins
Minute movies every title: CLAP CHEEKS SO HE CAN CLAP CHEEKS BUT HE STILL CLAPS CHEEKS
I would watch that video
MAN CLAPS CHEEKS AFTER CLAPPING CHEEKS
Then gets his cheeks clapped (instantly enjoys it)
and the mystery of whether that means sex or murder is what keeps me coming back.
LOL I KNOW RIGHT?!?! I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!! "Instantly enjoys it..." LOL 🤣🤣
I don't know why but I can't help laughing when "Master Leslie" got shot to the head before the sparring begins.
" her being a woman stops her from being a man" LMAO!
i cant believe he agreed with it
Based?
understandable, have a nice day
@@kaylalyon7093 well it is physically true, but not mentally, also the real reason she wasn't a black belt was cause she stopped someone from killing the main protagonist which means she showed weakness
"Zuckerberg becomes Jackie Chan and claps cheeks" Arguably a better title
LOL Also, "instantly enjoys it."
"he defeated all genders that exists"
that is a great honour because he defeated infinite number of enemies!
You spelled 2 wrong
@@spumy_plughole1191 i agree but it was satite
@@TheReaper569 hard to tell on the internet lol
There are 2 sex’s but gender is how you perceive yourself and this varies between cultures fairly often meaning, not infinite, but more than 2
@@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 no.
Moral of the story "Parry this you filthy casual"
HA😂
Y'all ever notice that all these karate movies, have the other person using karate. That karate shit don't work unless the other person is also using crouching red tiger suck each other off fury punch as well.
Great name for a technique! Ty for todays laugh xD
look for up chinese theater, this will blow your mind.
Machida and Wonderboy would like a word.
Bro i thought i was going to watch some wwe type of shit but ended up getting click baited by the thumbnail 😭
0:05
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Moral of the story : a gun is always more powerful than martial arts
if you know how to use it
2:10 Guarantee you that exactly 0.0% of gun salesmen would ever say this. Partly because they want to make the sale and thus make money, and partly because that ain't even true chief.
Exactly.
And then in the end uses the gun to defeat an ultimate karate master, almost like maybe a gun is an ultimate equalizer?
Well, that IS true, look at the statistics lol
@@catiminiclergus537 You say "statistics", I say "context". That's how they getcha, they never give you the context, they just give you the statistics so you think "gun bad gun scary". And that's why the saying goes, there's three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics.
Owning a gun doesn't make you more likely to commit suicide, it makes you more likely to commit suicide BY GUN. Gun owners have, on average, the same rate as any other person in the US. They say it's only "one trigger pull away", yeah well I was only one short walk away from the train tracks, one wrist slice, or one bottle of pills away, I've been there, so don't give me that shit.
And it also doesn't make you more likely to be killed in a home invasion; I dunno where they even got that one, that's not even an actual statistic but an outright lie. I can find no direct sources for it anywhere.
I suggest watching Colion Noir, he's a 2A advocate that focuses on trying to talk to the other side and explaining it in simple terms. He used to be anti-2A, just like I used to be, so he has a lot of tools to do that sort of thing and explain it properly. He's not one of the guys that just wants to yell at the other side all day long, and as a liberal gun owner, I really respect that.
Americans ☕️
@@catiminiclergus537 If the statistic claiming you are “27x more likely to have your own gun used against you in your own home” that is flat out false. The stat of being more likely to be shot if you own a gun is true but that’s more of a correlation since if you live in a bad area or live a not so legal life you especially want a gun for protection. Buying a gun and putting it in your closet isn’t going to change anything about you or your neighborhood. Your average gun owner will never get shot, never have an accident, and honestly probably never need the gun for self defense and if you do you most likely won’t even need to shoot just show that you have a firearm. However, similarly you could have argue you don’t really need a seatbelt, statistically you’ll never be in an accident where it is required to save your life. Many people, myself included, have and carry one with the hopes to never use it but understanding that someday you might.
A firearm is an ultimate equalizer though because you can have a person in their weakest physical state versus a top MMA fighter and neither has a greater physical power over the other.
Anyway I’ll get off my soapbox. My main point is many stats related to firearms and many other political things you got to really look at the source data and statistical models because there is quite a few games you can play to make the same data say completely opposite things.
Fun fact: people in black clothes like they wear in this movie are actually considert the bad guys by people who do karate
Huh? Motorcyclists?
@@douglasbubbletrousers4763 lmfaooo
What an asshole, that boss was incredibly friendly and understanding and he just skips work for 2 months, doesn't focus when he comes back, and then punches his boss in the throat. Not only would he lose his job, but if the dojo found out he is not using karate to keep calm, and rather is using it to intimidate and assault others, he would lose his belt and any right to practice the art again. It's disgusting how little he appreciates the boss here.
That being said, at least he stopped a corrupt murderer. Yeah he should have been ARRESTED and CHARGED criminally, but what can you do? Also where the heck are the cops in this movie? There's literally been a bunch of murders everywhere and nobody has any CCTV set up anywhere?
The cops do exist, they're just watching in the background with popcorn. What are they supposed to do? That guy's got a gun.
Bro drove home crying!! That was a great cut.
"That's for documenting his growth, sensei says" I couldn't help but laugh at this part
"Gun is for the weak"
No. Gun is a guarantee that your attacker won't walk around God's earth anymore. Either by losing his brain or his damn kneecaps.
Or a guarantee that you can't defend yourself as your corpse is on the ground while being robbed
Dude seriously called a Karate-Gi a Kimono xD
I see you are well trained in the way of the sword!
But you see, the sword is not my weapon of choice.
_Pulls out glock_
-Slimecicle like idk 4 years ago
Whoever’s reading this, I hope that whatever your going through gets better and whatever your struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day!...
well pulling the trigger is indeed a 1 finger teqnique
I knew it was gonna end with the gun when he mentioned the old sensei had been shot to death, first time I correctly predicted a movie's ending =D
the guy who taught me Karate as a kid turned out to be a sex offender thats similar
Mine molested a 13 year old classmate.
“The Karate Master That Clapped Mike Tyson”
As a french Parisian men, i approve the city centre joke
“Work smart not hard”
Kay-C:🗿and I took that personally
Reminds of that anime fight when the guy just pulls out a glock and shoots him
What anime ?
Yay i finally knew how to defeat larger opponent . Bring a gun
6:50 we're not supposed to talk about that come on man it's literally the first rule
Fuck that, can you beat my Glock-Quan-do???
I think not
I’m addicted to minute movie’s videos.
I love the Ufc thumbnail lmaoo
You can usually end a domestic fight with 2 fingers.
Only person that can beat all of them
Mr. Miyagi
the most rational ending lmao
This man never disappoints me with cheeks
I learned a bit of french in school and when i went to france on a vacation i was amazed at how rude their teenagers are to strangers, i've basically met at least 5 different groups of teens who, upon seeing tourists, started slurring at them for no reason
Wasn't what it was cracked up to be huh
You were ok until you broke the first two rules. You're out!
Gentlemen... Escort Minute Movies to the door!
Fun fact : if you say fun fact people will read your
Whole :/
Comment.
bruh
Sensei brought his black belt to a gun fight.
Silly Leslie...
So this movie was a boom stick advertisement.
R we Not Gonna Talk About The 2 Gus Fring Walmarts versions
3:30 4:49 ngl
The thumbnail: ☝️😀 ~~What's up brother!
At least we know that its not "bushido" 🤦👏
Hey narrator harry potter cool looking minute movies dude pls adopt me im a giga chad
and casey also said another 3 words to the dead sensai, Welkom to America
8:55 "well you got a point there mister"
Not in 2023 you don't
Basically Cobra Kai but more fucked up
"noone can outsmart bullets"
-Russian minigunner
Damn he clapped mike tyson
No not exactly
So parry this you filthy casual then
It's truly inspirational that Jesse Eisenberg has succeeded in Hollywood, despite having douchebag face. It give me hope.
5:48 Tsun Tzu once said "always believe in yourself"
Not made up, he did say that
Looks like a weirdly funny movie.
I’ve seen the phrase “clap cheeks” way to many times in these titles.
probably the weirdest movie ive ever seen
*Ah darn I remember the original title and thumbnail*
No bro I wasn’t expecting the gun🤣😂
10:02 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?!?
dude this movie is laughable like literally pretty funny
damn its Lex Luthor
So it's fight club but the twist isn't schizophrenia.
I love women. I value Women More than Man Women Are beautiful
Class, your too funny man keep it up.
Honestly this took a turn, but one of the best videos yet😂
I don’t watch movies I watch Minute Movies.
I won’t mention the exact comment, but MM, u are totally based. Most wouldn’t get that comment. Hey, m&ms come in a few different shades, riiight? Literally just came to me, but it fits. Change my mind.
2:06 we need background checks! Oh, they require them? Huh. Yeah, the next part too; BASED.
Your slight political jabs is hilarious but factual. Great breakdown and narration you got a new subscriber
Absolute joke of a movie, the whole thing was "durrr toxic masculinity"
holy shit this movie is toxic. Glad I didn't watch this trash. Thanks MM for the recap, I'ma go learn some french now.
Every moment of this was: "Jesus christ, everyone is a psychopath. What the fuck is happening in this movie?"
Gachimuchi? "Defeated all genders"? I like this guy
Lol he not wrong with the be careful who’s training your kids. My old tae kwon do teacher got arrested for fucking minors and sending explicit photos to em 🤣
Yo can we have a recap for the room? It's gotta be funny af
Why did I think the guy in the thumbnail was Andy Samberg... please tell me I’m not the only one
"Check your kids karate instructor" oh boy have you heard of the man who got away with murder after he's kid got kidnapped and r🦍d
seriously the gun gaga gig of gun valorisation is pretty annoying and disgusting. technique and quick wit will win over any gun everyday of the week.
me when I love this movie but the story get interrupted every 10 seconds with a really bad or crunch reddit joke/line.
(5:50) Russia is so tough they defeat themselves . Just ask Ukraine.
This video was renamed the original title was "This guy only needs one finger to clap" ofc
I just bought a few guns and a hand grenade as a last resort.
bro i was like okay...this is goofy but by 7:45 i was busting out laughing. What the fuck
0:09
Ew
My only question is how the hell are u gonna mistake a man for a bird where the hell are u gonna find a 5,7 bird