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  • @Arcterion
    @Arcterion 9 місяців тому +864

    Okayu and Matsuri showing the difference between being a pervert and being a degenerate.

    • @Ghost-jx5hj
      @Ghost-jx5hj 9 місяців тому

      Not really...
      Only one of them is going down the noel porn asmr route

    • @gingeral253
      @gingeral253 9 місяців тому +21

      Fr

    • @lbneko1084
      @lbneko1084 9 місяців тому

      so who is the pervert and the degenerate here?

  • @shiddiweeb
    @shiddiweeb 9 місяців тому +707

    Don't let knowing that Matsuri's a glass cannon distract you from the fact that she's still a fucking cannon

    • @killab6859
      @killab6859 9 місяців тому +116

      Lmao she can't take any damage but girl is still a Howitzer

  • @The_K1tten_Earter
    @The_K1tten_Earter 9 місяців тому +783

    Stand proud Matsuri, you are strong

    • @ziliestarrive
      @ziliestarrive 9 місяців тому +11

      muh strong waki

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache 9 місяців тому +57

      Sekuhara breathing Okayu just couldn't win against the God of Curses

    • @okamisamakun
      @okamisamakun 9 місяців тому +9

      You mean ogayu, because Matsuri is Sakuna in this instance lmao

    • @heroo.mnh2001
      @heroo.mnh2001 9 місяців тому +31

      Are you Matsuri because you are the strongest seiso idol, or are you the strongest seiso idol because you are Matsuri.

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache 9 місяців тому +7

      @@ziliestarrive I can't believe it took me 2 full days to realize this is an Aoi Todo "muh braza-!" reference. Watam as Todo is quite fun to imagine, wonder how her 8 second respawn can mashup with Todo's CT.

  • @florisPH
    @florisPH 9 місяців тому +350

    Managers must've been sweating during this whole streams

    • @weebhousewife
      @weebhousewife 9 місяців тому +23

      Sweating. .? You mean on armpits. .? Hmmm

    • @asdf2098
      @asdf2098 9 місяців тому +15

      Matsuri: All according to keikaku

  • @LiveTwinReaction
    @LiveTwinReaction 9 місяців тому +248

    damn okayu hit her with the "who asked" lmao

  • @MrNiceGuy.
    @MrNiceGuy. 9 місяців тому +109

    Get the feeling Matsuri was the kid who put everything in her mouth growing up and had to be under close supervision

  • @RaffoPhantom
    @RaffoPhantom 9 місяців тому +63

    "I would drink pee"
    Every r34 artist in a 600 mile radius: Blessed be thy word, oh great god, for our bellies shall be filled from the fruits our labor shall bear

    • @YukiyamaMakito
      @YukiyamaMakito 19 днів тому +1

      Talking about R34 and filling bellies on the same line is wild. Doing that in a comment that also mentions drinking pee is double wild. 👍

    • @RaffoPhantom
      @RaffoPhantom 19 днів тому +1

      @@YukiyamaMakito What can I say, someones gotta try and match Matsuris freak.

  • @SilverScizor753
    @SilverScizor753 9 місяців тому +256

    I love how they drifted from the topic of drinking pee and towards the idea of accepting it in the first place and Matsuri made sure to bring it back so she could clarify that she would lmao. She's a powerful one, that's for sure
    Thanks for the subs!

  • @ethervagabond
    @ethervagabond 9 місяців тому +157

    Just casually talking about drinking pee....imagine the things that she would do that she DOESN'T talk about lmao

    • @CryptidFlame
      @CryptidFlame 9 місяців тому +31

      I actually feel like bc she's so crazy, she is already talking about almost everything she would do. She doesn't seem like the type that would hold too much back imo

  • @JetixML
    @JetixML 9 місяців тому +163

    She’s actually just built different

  • @untokaji
    @untokaji 9 місяців тому +178

    well, nobody can defeat matsuri in lewd aspect

    • @devildante9
      @devildante9 9 місяців тому +1

      Really? I thought those things were pretty normal... Maybe it's me that is messed up

    • @LooneyClipse
      @LooneyClipse 9 місяців тому +4

      How i disovered her was the "bandaids on boobs" clips 😂 i dont expect less than that and she delivers

    • @Bob.Roberts
      @Bob.Roberts 9 місяців тому +1

      Perhaps the only Holomem who can make even Senchou shy away with embarrassment.

  • @YokubouTenshi
    @YokubouTenshi 9 місяців тому +48

    After this confession, certain holomems will start wearing vanilla doujinshi as talisman to ward of Matsuri

  • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
    @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs 9 місяців тому +36

    I remember a couple years ago seeing Matsuri just casually dropping how she liked drinking pee mid conversation, and the other Holomems were like eh? 😂
    Guess some things never change...

  • @ludachad05
    @ludachad05 9 місяців тому +59

    imagine what she wont say on stream lmao

  • @drpibisback7680
    @drpibisback7680 9 місяців тому +43

    "You think lewdness is your ally? You merely adopted the lewd. I was born in it. Molded by it. I never knew purity until I was already a woman, and by then it was nothing to me but boring!"

  • @excalaber8273
    @excalaber8273 9 місяців тому +142

    Finally after all these years, we’ve found something that can truly define the “Okayu line.”
    Science thanks you for your great discovery Matsuri! /j

  • @krugz_
    @krugz_ 9 місяців тому +35

    i can't fix her

  • @goukenslay7555
    @goukenslay7555 9 місяців тому +77

    Matsuri really one of a kind women. God bless whoever is her partner, they'll need it

  • @backslash_iii
    @backslash_iii 9 місяців тому +6

    I can definitely relate to "having a weakness in judging the limits of a normal person" 😅
    I've never caught a Matsuri stream before but she seems really cool.

  • @fisher89898
    @fisher89898 9 місяців тому +24

    Seiso representative, yeap

  • @surfingraichu7594
    @surfingraichu7594 9 місяців тому +81

    Actually unfixable…

    • @MITCHIE_LAPIZ
      @MITCHIE_LAPIZ 9 місяців тому +58

      Why would you fix what's already perfect?

  • @Yamoyashi
    @Yamoyashi 9 місяців тому +31

    NG stands for No go, not good, no good if anyone's curious

  • @Yukilumicest
    @Yukilumicest 8 місяців тому +2

    Matsuri is the type who's eat her dead lover's heart to make sure a part of them always lived on inside of her, lmao.

  • @skywardsword7367
    @skywardsword7367 9 місяців тому +12

    This is sadly relatable I was with someone who was surprisingly vanilla it was tough it didn't last.

  • @peanutbuttercracker1
    @peanutbuttercracker1 8 місяців тому +2

    "I would drink pee" Gurl you already have lmao

  • @Edelweiss1102
    @Edelweiss1102 9 місяців тому +4

    I love the stark contrast between some peoples perception of Hololive and reality. They're all like "man they must be so restricted and pure to uphold idol culture". Meanwhile God and Ero Neko are casually talking about drinking Piss.
    Also all the power to Matsuri, she knows what she likes and embraces it.

  • @NerdOnTheStreet
    @NerdOnTheStreet 9 місяців тому +2

    "I'm with her, I'm with her... okay, she lost me."

  • @ThanuG15
    @ThanuG15 9 місяців тому +9

    Well, Matsuri is afraid of Senchou, the one who could accept her.

  • @Hatman_Hans
    @Hatman_Hans 8 місяців тому +2

    No matter how many times I get reminded of it, I still get whiplash from remembering that Matsuri is actually smart 😅

  • @misekai6396
    @misekai6396 9 місяців тому +2

    ririka said she was into guys who are really kind on the outside but really strict when they're alone. so not quite vanilla

  • @KaoruSugimura
    @KaoruSugimura 8 місяців тому +2

    Matsuri: what you get when you grow up watching jp porn.
    Okayu: What you get when you grow up reading smut novels.

  • @NeruNTL
    @NeruNTL 9 місяців тому +3

    I see god has that oshi no ko checklist going on
    My sweet sweet okayu dont worry machu is just built different

  • @Elitshen
    @Elitshen 9 місяців тому +2

    Okayu is using so many torchessss

  • @bigbakaboon
    @bigbakaboon 9 місяців тому +24

    Actual stem here. Just because something is a protein doesn't mean it's digestible. Things made of keratin (specifically your hair and nails,) cannot be digested.
    That's why you hear stories of people who suffer from Pica and eat hair, they end up needing surgery because their intestines are clogged with hair. So you basically have to clean them out like the U-bend in a sink.

    • @PlushieMutant
      @PlushieMutant 9 місяців тому +3

      haha, we love a bezoar in this house.

  • @pavvypav
    @pavvypav 9 місяців тому +1

    top tier clipper

  • @69thsailor
    @69thsailor 9 місяців тому +2

    Holy hell, I mean I'm a degenerate but Matsuri is truly impressive. I bow to the degen queen!

  • @kiaconkbodho35
    @kiaconkbodho35 9 місяців тому +16

    Based Matsuri.

  • @ノシ-z7r
    @ノシ-z7r 9 місяців тому +37

    suipiss

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims 9 місяців тому +9

      Would.

    • @Sovaroga
      @Sovaroga 9 місяців тому +4

      Yep

    • @miro6470
      @miro6470 8 місяців тому +1

      Me the whole vid: ew.. piss. So gross
      > suipiss
      Also me: well...

  • @Colopty
    @Colopty 9 місяців тому +1

    Ah the everything but vanilla type, truly the most powerful of perverts.

  • @evrest9166
    @evrest9166 2 місяці тому

    It's like high school football entering the college football the same game different format 😂

  • @ivantan8877
    @ivantan8877 9 місяців тому +24

    So i assume she's the kind of person that if she bake you a cake, she would put a piece of herself inside the cake (ex: a strand of hair or her saliva etc) and she expect the same from you

    • @NousagiCaptain
      @NousagiCaptain 9 місяців тому

      Or worse….like that old popular “spell” where some werid ass girls secretly put period blood in the food or drinks of guys they like. To keep them.

  • @azizella2778
    @azizella2778 9 місяців тому +2

    Matsuri never ceases to amaze me.

  • @swivelken248chan6
    @swivelken248chan6 9 місяців тому +1

    4:11 That reminds me of Mike Patton who has done this before.

  • @maximusowo
    @maximusowo 9 місяців тому +1

    Matsuri, i'm volunteering as tribute to your crazy love lmao

  • @TheBrown_Cats
    @TheBrown_Cats 9 місяців тому +2

    She lost me at the fingernails lol

  • @myrtlekenazjanairo9411
    @myrtlekenazjanairo9411 9 місяців тому +1

    Watame: I'm hurt Okayun.........

  • @certifiedboylover8829
    @certifiedboylover8829 9 місяців тому +6

    Matsuri prolly likes a punpun x aiko type relationship💀

  • @YBDaniel
    @YBDaniel 9 місяців тому +1

    I can't fix her, but I'll let her ruin me.

  • @jdgamer3519
    @jdgamer3519 9 місяців тому +21

    Seeing this after watching horimiya makes me think that the nonsense in romcom maybe just a reflection of real life situations got condense into 12 episodes of 20 mins. By the other words, they exist seems like.

    • @Arcterion
      @Arcterion 9 місяців тому +9

      The anime adaptation of Horimiya cut out so much content from the manga that they used it to make an entire 2nd season.

    • @hulmhochberg8129
      @hulmhochberg8129 9 місяців тому

      What? Ofc it is. Horimiya is pretty tame.

  • @raam726
    @raam726 3 місяці тому

    This is the craziest conversation I've heard in hololive. I can't believe they talked about drinking piss as a sexual fetish. 😄

  • @tiltead0319
    @tiltead0319 9 місяців тому +8

    so darkness from konosuba

  • @DaimonAnimations
    @DaimonAnimations 9 місяців тому +32

    Long ago I befriended a girl that was not against doing oral work to canines, not that she was particularly looking for it but would try it for curiosity. I was like, "wow isn't that dangerous?" and she was like, "not really but I only have done it twice during my whole life, but I'm not actually looking for it".
    I was like well, that's interesting but thanks for sharing. xD

    • @DogratDavis
      @DogratDavis 9 місяців тому

      Haha. Can I have her name and phone number and address?

    • @matthewmatthew981
      @matthewmatthew981 9 місяців тому +14

      She was a vet dentist?

    • @DaimonAnimations
      @DaimonAnimations 9 місяців тому +4

      @@matthewmatthew981I doubt it, since this was in our High School days. xD

    • @NicoKyunKyun
      @NicoKyunKyun 9 місяців тому +7

      you mean mouth to mouth kiss or the gawk gawk?💀 both are disgusting nvm

    • @DaimonAnimations
      @DaimonAnimations 9 місяців тому +1

      @@NicoKyunKyun not that but yeah disgusting is the word.

  • @vizizm
    @vizizm 9 місяців тому +2

    haven't watched Okayu for like 2 or 3 years she sounds higher for me for some reason

  • @Virjunior01
    @Virjunior01 9 місяців тому +1

    Matsuri's a whole-ass freak... what Marine got to say about this?

  • @rinslittlesheepling1652
    @rinslittlesheepling1652 9 місяців тому +1

    Until Matsuru marry some UB, it's all empty talk.

  • @zinedinezethro9157
    @zinedinezethro9157 9 місяців тому +1

    IT'S ALWAYS THESE FKG OKAYU MINING STREAMS ISTG

  • @CandyBoinz
    @CandyBoinz 9 місяців тому +16

    I really feel with matsuri. Being on the internet as long as I have has increased my tolerance for weird stuff to such a degree that its hard to tell what is considered too weird anymore

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims 9 місяців тому

      Just do the bdsm/kink test?

    • @BeruleAdierant
      @BeruleAdierant 9 місяців тому +2

      But... Matsuri has implied she was like this long before the internet.

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 9 місяців тому +2

    can do the armpit and pee thing but eating fingernails and hair is where I draw the line.

  • @Senpai-Haru
    @Senpai-Haru 9 місяців тому +1

    Guys… I think Matsuri is the one… 😲😍

  • @kuuluna
    @kuuluna 9 місяців тому +10

    I think okayu is more normal than matsuri but then again, she's probably doing something lewd behind the screen while streaming

  • @xcutionunknown9634
    @xcutionunknown9634 8 місяців тому +3

    Whoever becomes Matsuri's S.O. would be so lucky.

  • @Gatitasecsii
    @Gatitasecsii 9 місяців тому +1

    Dang... she's good

  • @MassiveDestructionSP
    @MassiveDestructionSP 9 місяців тому +2

    Wooo I still have a chance with Matsuri!

  • @ViralVideos-wp5cz
    @ViralVideos-wp5cz 9 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit this is some crazy shit they talking bout.

  • @justinliu9035
    @justinliu9035 9 місяців тому +6

    kowai...

  • @gomez9949
    @gomez9949 9 місяців тому +1

    There was a girl that chewed on her hair, ended up with a hairball in her stomach. Nails also do not digest well (if at all.) Please, for your health, do not eat hair or finger nails.

  • @Satans_Adopted
    @Satans_Adopted 9 місяців тому +2

    Holy shi-

  • @hovad1
    @hovad1 9 місяців тому +6

    watame did nothing wrong.

  • @shokenraki6093
    @shokenraki6093 9 місяців тому +4

    if anime genre is used to compare the two of them:
    Okayu is an ecchi anime while Matsuri is straight-up hentai

  • @bludclone
    @bludclone 9 місяців тому +1

    the fake laughtrer is painful

  • @Stormthorn67
    @Stormthorn67 9 місяців тому +1

    I knew i liked Matsuri for a reason. Who here wouldnt drink the pee of someone they like? Really? Just me and her? Ok....

  • @seisoch6969
    @seisoch6969 9 місяців тому +5

    matsuri sounds just like my kind of girl

  • @yesimscheidj
    @yesimscheidj 9 місяців тому +1

    I dont even know what I am watching

  • @1stDRAGonLINE
    @1stDRAGonLINE 9 місяців тому +1

    Thats a weird pair i don't think ive ever see any clip with only these 2 usually i saw okayu only hang around the same people.

  • @erosmari3995
    @erosmari3995 9 місяців тому +1

    God must be corrected 💢💢💢
    (I volunteer)

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz 9 місяців тому

    Sometimes I worry about Matsuri...

  • @YaBoiKuma
    @YaBoiKuma 9 місяців тому +1

    Eh? Darkness?

  • @Orchestrafanboy19
    @Orchestrafanboy19 9 місяців тому +12

    I can’t stand by what Matsuri says. I’m getting too old for any runaround or nonsense in a relationship. If I get a whiff of bullshit, I’m not dealing with it. I want devotion.
    I will drink the right person’s pee though.

  • @redpik7994
    @redpik7994 8 місяців тому +1

    This video is very difficult to watch while eating….

  • @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576
    @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 9 місяців тому +2

    I’m surprised that matsuri has been laying low for awhile. She’s way worse than marine maybe only matched by Utako.

  • @jeongminyoun5388
    @jeongminyoun5388 8 місяців тому

    Thr actual hair is consist of kerotin which is the same component like skin... so.... protein?? I guess...

  • @Ripperdingo69
    @Ripperdingo69 9 місяців тому +7

    And here I thought those "slave-plays" in h stuff were made up...

    • @crowe6961
      @crowe6961 9 місяців тому

      Women are the creative minds behind a large fraction of the industry, lmao

  • @kaycex1
    @kaycex1 9 місяців тому +18

    matsuri is like me fr

    • @ko-fl8hu
      @ko-fl8hu 9 місяців тому +4

      SHE JUST LIKE ME FR FR BRUH😭

    • @Sovaroga
      @Sovaroga 9 місяців тому

      Like us, likes armpit, both smelling and licking, wanting to drink piss, and even eating strange things, such as fingernails, though I like vanilla, since I have a pure heart, but a dirty mind, and thankfully I have this heart of mine, since if not... I would be an uncontrollable beast, one that has dozens of fetishes and feels happy after causing pain on living beings.

  • @TheMelnTeam
    @TheMelnTeam 9 місяців тому +2

    "It's not interesting unless it's messed up somehow" is completely reasonable...for writing or reading a story. Wanting to LIVE that though? There are less damaging ways to be entertained!
    On the other hand, I suppose this is what makes someone a good/entertaining character, regardless of whether they're really like that or just good enough at acting the part.

  • @nakayoshi715
    @nakayoshi715 7 місяців тому

    is this what girl's talk is all about?

  • @firstnamelastname8439
    @firstnamelastname8439 9 місяців тому +4

    ... Is she talking about Anne Frank's diary? I remember there was supposed to be some wierd shit in there because uncensored teenager's diary, but that doesn't seem like the sort of thing Japan would hand out to read.

    • @martuuk8964
      @martuuk8964 9 місяців тому +2

      She may in fact be referring to that but avoided naming it because it’s an inherently political book (JP vtubers and especially the ones with corporate contracts and managers strongly avoid politics in order to maximize broad marketability) or she may have honestly forgotten the girls name since that region of world history isn’t taught much in Japan except in very broad strokes mostly touching on major events. You’re right that the book isn’t handed out as a reading assignment in schools (it’s not in most US schools either because of parents groups being against it). There is a Japanese language version though. She may have come across it in a library.

  • @maruManU210
    @maruManU210 9 місяців тому

    I've seen my fair share of weird food techniques but that onigiri molded in armpit is the weirdest thing I've ever heard, but does that really happen and if it is who the fuck came up with that and why?!!???

    • @LiveTwinReaction
      @LiveTwinReaction 9 місяців тому +2

      In my opinion it's not as bad as people using their feet to crush grapes for wine lol

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@mikado_miisha wine ferments and alcohol in the end kills the bacteria, there's munched rice sake too, and I mean, people also have been putting worms and snakes to various alcoholic drinks... and you wouldn't believe it but people drank corpse juice from stone caskets and ate mummy meat as well in the past.

  • @teitonii
    @teitonii 9 місяців тому +1

    i watched one of your older videos yesterday and it had a bunch of meme edits. much prefer this.

  • @unnlucky333
    @unnlucky333 9 місяців тому +7

    she's just like me fr

  • @chasemccurry7397
    @chasemccurry7397 9 місяців тому +1

    matsuri just like me fr fr

  • @LuciusFilmex
    @LuciusFilmex 6 місяців тому

    Wait what do you mean Matsuri is a "STEM girl"?

  • @dennytan8
    @dennytan8 9 місяців тому

    yes and yes

  • @KazeKage_B
    @KazeKage_B 9 місяців тому

    😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘❤

  • @MagiaBased
    @MagiaBased 9 місяців тому +3

    Ha, Women ☕

  • @ethanfreeman1106
    @ethanfreeman1106 9 місяців тому +1

    bruh wtf

  • @lucanic1633
    @lucanic1633 9 місяців тому

    What mean a NG?

    • @ivantan8877
      @ivantan8877 9 місяців тому +3

      NG = No Go / No Good

  • @agmadseven9702
    @agmadseven9702 9 місяців тому +7

    WTF???? Is that real or just for content or gimmick?? Bro whatttt???

    • @SilverScizor753
      @SilverScizor753 9 місяців тому +23

      whether it's a bit or not, some people are actually like this lol

    • @xeitor4559
      @xeitor4559 9 місяців тому +22

      Matsuri has straight up told the story of her trying to drink pee on stream, I’m sure if you search it you would find it

    • @agmadseven9702
      @agmadseven9702 9 місяців тому +2

      @@SilverScizor753 i Will asume this is justbfor content, because i almost vomit hear it

    • @rajamrifqi5764
      @rajamrifqi5764 9 місяців тому +23

      Matsuri is just built different

    • @crowe6961
      @crowe6961 9 місяців тому +8

      Matsuri is absolutely wild and not to be underestimated, it's the company holding her back more than anything. Western HR could not handle this girl. Older fans know what I'm talking about here.

  • @araarashinigami
    @araarashinigami 9 місяців тому +2

    Agree, #vanilla is the worst tag both in fiction and in real life. It’s physically repulsive.