Skull and Bones AAAA Game Review - What a joke

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @WorthABuyreviews
    @WorthABuyreviews  9 місяців тому +1290

    The sad thing is AC4 actually did all this better than this dedicated Pirate game, also many other AC games allowed you to board ships and fight. If Skull and Bones had spent as much time adding ship boarding and swashbuckling as they did box ticking it may have been a worthy Pirate game.

    • @elliotwatson3964
      @elliotwatson3964 9 місяців тому

      Not suprised at this point. The sub reddit is licking this game ass though

    • @duke7052
      @duke7052 9 місяців тому +14

      Thank you for all your hard work and years of content Mack! Been subbed to your channel since 2015!

    • @bhushanharripersad5716
      @bhushanharripersad5716 9 місяців тому +63

      This game is the best advertisement for Black Flag I've seen.

    • @MrShadowfax42
      @MrShadowfax42 9 місяців тому +33

      Sid Meir's Pirates! is still the gold standard as far as I'm concerned

    • @deathbunny3048
      @deathbunny3048 9 місяців тому +12

      But Mack....
      It's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA game!!!
      The more A's there are, the more half-AAAAAAssed it is XD

  • @kaidorade1317
    @kaidorade1317 9 місяців тому +926

    Don’t forget Ubisoft says to get used to not owning games. I’m not to worried about owning Ubisoft games at this point….

    • @brandwilbll
      @brandwilbll 9 місяців тому +65

      At this rate, Ubisoft would need to pay me to play their games. Maybe that is what they are talking about doing. Change the landscape of gaming....

    • @TK421-53
      @TK421-53 9 місяців тому +40

      It is the usual corporate greed from Big IT.
      Their ideal is Gaming as as Service, ideally server / cloud dependent, packed with (micro) transactions, surprise mechanical, you own nothing subscription, forcing diversity down your throat and whatever holes you have, shallow gameplay etc.
      Of course people can stop this by not buying into the business model.
      People decide where and when this stops.

    • @CBadger
      @CBadger 9 місяців тому +6

      Except that quote applied to subscription services like Ubisoft+, GamePass, EA Play etc. but you can't beat taking something out of context to shit on something you don't like and forcing a narrative to spread misinformation and propaganda. Fun times.

    • @jayhub24
      @jayhub24 9 місяців тому +4

      epic burn and truth

    • @kaidorade1317
      @kaidorade1317 9 місяців тому

      @@TK421-53 TK421 you are alive! Why aren’t you at your post?

  • @zzkzz7727
    @zzkzz7727 9 місяців тому +550

    no sword and boarding combat in a pirate game.
    11 years in the making.

    • @TearThatRedFlagDown
      @TearThatRedFlagDown 9 місяців тому +22

      AAAA must mean that they wasted more time and budget than they would have with a AAA game.

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 9 місяців тому +17

      Who needs boarding, that sounds boring, you wanna upgrade n stuff right? Upgrade n collect, like, like, like Destiny here look Destiny lots collect goodies yummy progression very neat, we have that too! See here that coconut tree, now you click the tree and, be careful not to miss the sacred spot, strike at the right time when the icon shifts to get a coconut! Yes yes, lots of stuff, collect stuff, good good, good game, very good.

    • @alexmendez3681
      @alexmendez3681 9 місяців тому

      I’m okay with no boarding and wash buckling. We already have that with Sea of Theives and that game didn’t so so well not I’m not sure why everyone is complaining when they didn’t show a high demand for sea of thieves. Kind of weird if you ask me.

    • @BanditoBurrito
      @BanditoBurrito 9 місяців тому +9

      @@alexmendez3681then why release it at all? The only sea of thieves content I EVER saw popular on UA-cam was when people boarded ships

    • @alexmendez3681
      @alexmendez3681 9 місяців тому +1

      @@BanditoBurrito Because it’s a different experience! This game focuses on nautical combat. Some of us are tired of shooters and first person games.
      Again, why design a game that is exactly like Sea of Thieves? That game was trash and no one bought it but now you guys want that same game again, make that make sense. If you want a sea of thieves experience than play sea of thieves. Haha. I’m so confused.

  • @anorax001
    @anorax001 9 місяців тому +87

    I am never going to be able to look at the character creation screen with a straight face ever again. 🤣

    • @petiertje
      @petiertje 9 місяців тому +8

      I'll never look at that character creation screen. (period).
      Though this one time was quite funny I agree 🙂

    • @IskenderCaglarM41B441
      @IskenderCaglarM41B441 9 місяців тому +9

      What were they thinking?

    • @time4tea99
      @time4tea99 8 місяців тому +1

      That absolutely cracked me up. Have no idea what they were thinking ...

    • @FakeGyllenhaal
      @FakeGyllenhaal 8 місяців тому +1

      Surprising you ever did

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte Місяць тому +2

      Wait you bought this shite? I thought that was a joke at first but that's actually in the game? Holy shit, it's so fucking creepy

  • @RoboticMagus
    @RoboticMagus 9 місяців тому +97

    Back in the day, I played a Pirates of the Carribean game. It had features like exploring towns, islands, caves and dungeons on foot. You could steal enemy ships and have a group of 4 ships. There was actual sword and pistol fighting when you board ships or attack forts. Storms were very dangerous, especially trying to fight inside a storm. It had so many features that one would expect from a pirate game that this is completely missing.

    • @theinnerlight8016
      @theinnerlight8016 9 місяців тому +6

      An upgraded version of this came out just yesterday on steam.
      Apparently there are some bugs to be fixed, but otherwise you might want to put it on your wishlist.
      It's called Caribbean Legend and I have my eyes on it too. 🖖

    • @RoboticMagus
      @RoboticMagus 9 місяців тому

      Looks way more like a proper pirate game than Skull and Bones. @@theinnerlight8016

    • @dingickso4098
      @dingickso4098 9 місяців тому

      "Honestly, "Caribbean Legend" is just "Sea Dogs: To Each His Own" from 2012 with a "new" coat of paint. Expected a fresh adventure but got the same old bugs, outdated graphics, and clunky gameplay. The engine feels ancient, and the controls haven't improved at all.
      Disappointed big time. Not worth the hype or money."
      Yep I copied this from a steam review. @@theinnerlight8016

    • @wexfordrob
      @wexfordrob 9 місяців тому +7

      It’s when people who made these games had imagination. Ubisoft don’t care about games anymore. It’s lazy and greedy game making now that’s taken over. It’s sad because the potential is enormous.

    • @zacharyadammusic
      @zacharyadammusic 9 місяців тому +4

      This was the Bethesda version were you didn't play as any of the film characters? Was a great game

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 9 місяців тому +993

    All we wanted was Sid Meier's Pirates using the Black Flag engine.

    • @davidrenton
      @davidrenton 9 місяців тому +173

      what u crazy , an open world Pirate game based on the Black Flag fundamentals, add the ability to walk around the ship in 1st person while sailing, fleet management, do raids on forts , towns, get chased down by the Royal Navy and maybe have some form of Shadow of Mordor Nemesis system against other Pirates, no one would want that :)

    • @guttedEwok01
      @guttedEwok01 9 місяців тому +16

      damn that was a great game! Forgot about that one.

    • @jarigustafsson7620
      @jarigustafsson7620 9 місяців тому +1

      Agree

    • @SirAser.F__k.you.Google
      @SirAser.F__k.you.Google 9 місяців тому

      Dream on!! ....with thousands of other likeminded gamers!!

    • @Darkforest127
      @Darkforest127 9 місяців тому +12

      That sounds pretty sick forgot about that shadow of Mordor game the nemesis system was great ​@@davidrenton

  • @jamesonm.7925
    @jamesonm.7925 9 місяців тому +217

    Boarding...no that would take work, and Ubisoft only had 13 years to make this. Lol, that was gold.

    • @puffel3178
      @puffel3178 9 місяців тому +2

      Yo mate I STRONGLY disagree. Cuz, you know, I played AC Odyssey back then and... well, they had ships (with upgrading and crew stuff) and you could also shoot and also board enemy ships and then play the AC-Arcade style combat on top of ships like... Well I did not even play Black Flag back then, but it seems even the other AC games had more pirate gameplay than a dedicated pirate game? My point being: Copy pasta your own games and you have boarding LOL. With 0 work MORE LOL.
      Did they just invest into upgrading graphics for 13 years and didn't even bother to add gameplay to their game? I am left speechless after seeing all of that... (wait the graphics look like arcade s*** that would have been possible 13 years ago OMG WTF

    • @johnnoonefan
      @johnnoonefan 9 місяців тому

      @@puffel3178 didnt ask

    • @johnydnb
      @johnydnb 9 місяців тому +1

      Play black flag or any other Assassins creed if you want that 🤷‍♂️

    • @billpii6314
      @billpii6314 2 місяці тому

      It's pretty obvious they cancelled the game and had a "new vision" of trying like hell to recoup their cost at our cost.

  • @ShagadelicBY
    @ShagadelicBY 9 місяців тому +531

    The first time I came across a man o war in Black Flag I shit my panties.
    I think that's what players wanted Ubisoft to recapture.
    They did not.

    • @LethalTurd
      @LethalTurd 9 місяців тому +20

      When we encountered our first sea monster in Valheim our all crew went OOOOOOHH SHIT!!!

    • @TheDani305
      @TheDani305 9 місяців тому +4

      To be honest there are some high level privateers that will wreck you, later on in the game. It's fun if you have the plus subscription but not worth 70 bucks.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 9 місяців тому +6

      My heart still stops whenever the little boat in the distance turns out to not be so little up close..

    • @NMBPictures
      @NMBPictures 9 місяців тому +5

      I played ac4 a shit ton. Man o war would still scare me lol

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 9 місяців тому +12

      Yeah that's my favourite pirate game for sure. The actual pirate part of Black Flag would be a great game on its own without the weird AC storylines and setpiece fights and that. In fact in my last playthrough, I barely advanced the story at all, just sailed around taking over other ships and exploring islands

  • @wrathgor
    @wrathgor 9 місяців тому +23

    I was a student at university when I have seen this game for first time as a cinematic trailer, now I'm 30 years old lol. Time flies.

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, I'm still a loser. Might have to get a second degree. Careerless.

  • @MEATOGRE
    @MEATOGRE 9 місяців тому +47

    “An Ubisoft original” told everyone all they needed to know.

  • @dentara-rast
    @dentara-rast 9 місяців тому +235

    I remember playing a pirate game from 1999 called Cutthroats: Terror on the High Seas. You had ship to ship fighting, boarding, and the ability to go ashore with your crew and have land battles against towns, loot houses, blow up garrisons, and capture the town governor. It had the lot. Skull and Bones, a AAAA pirate game that has less depth than a game from 1999... smh.

    • @TearThatRedFlagDown
      @TearThatRedFlagDown 9 місяців тому +22

      That's the norm for AAA too lol. I don't buy corpo slop games anymore.

    • @RetroMMA
      @RetroMMA 9 місяців тому +10

      7 Cities of Gold for the C64 is deeper...

    • @KnexJunkie
      @KnexJunkie 9 місяців тому +6

      i remember a old game corsairs or something it also had boarding ather ships and fighting on the deck in window 95 era... + also attack towns / resupply and capture ather ships for you're fleet. Way more advanced then this trash pile of ubisoft XD dissapointment

    • @hillehai
      @hillehai 9 місяців тому +4

      @@KnexJunkie The way you write made me lose faith in Humanity.

    • @awakeandwatching953
      @awakeandwatching953 9 місяців тому +15

      @@hillehai if spelling errors in a you tube comment effects you that deeply then id say you have bigger issues to worry about

  • @diablostriker4793
    @diablostriker4793 9 місяців тому +370

    To quote @fleekazoid "If this is an 'AAAA' game, then Candy Crush is an 'AAAAA' game."

    • @BarneyGoogl
      @BarneyGoogl 9 місяців тому +11

      The AAAA thing just refers to budget, it just means they spent a, quite frankly, criminal amount of money to make it lol. I'm sure Candy Crush was made for pennies in comparison. I bet Candy Crush had made far more money than this will, though.

    • @Pankypops
      @Pankypops 9 місяців тому +14

      @@BarneyGoogl It used to refer to budget, now it refers to scope and ambition. This game has neither.

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Pankypops it can also stand for effort and quality

    • @MyIndieGameDevJourney3818
      @MyIndieGameDevJourney3818 9 місяців тому +1

      well as you should when you are making a pirate game😂 i mean spending anything less than a criminal amount on making a pirate game would be a crime😂(just be careful Ubisoft you know pirates exist in the real world too and they get tons of downloads when a game is overpriced)@@BarneyGoogl

    • @BarneyGoogl
      @BarneyGoogl 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Pankypops It's never referred to that, and people only assume it means scope and ambition/quality. Every time you hear someone talk about the A's from a studio, they mean budget.

  • @tubey84
    @tubey84 9 місяців тому +69

    5:38 - the way the boat turns on the spot made me actually say "oh f*ck off" out loud.
    Disaster.

    • @Infernal_Elf
      @Infernal_Elf 9 місяців тому +8

      ohh yeah and dont forget about the cargo being stored on the sides of the ships. silliest thing ever has never happened.

  • @CuriousGeorge13
    @CuriousGeorge13 9 місяців тому +12

    Because when I think of pirates, I definitely think of a ship full women shouting incessantly...

  • @martindevries8335
    @martindevries8335 9 місяців тому +35

    What I want is a development company with the balls to develop a historically correct pirate game. Where you have the Dutch naval empire, the British ships, slave trade, almost no women on ships, the whole nine yards.

    • @renisrrenis9225
      @renisrrenis9225 8 місяців тому +4

      Too bad, these are the times when woke shit is happening, so either indie devs will make such thing or there wont be such game.

  • @bniy
    @bniy 9 місяців тому +164

    Ubisoft presents
    Timothy Clanceman: Cursed Diversity 2: Pirates and Stuff

    • @XxgoodbudsxX
      @XxgoodbudsxX 9 місяців тому +6

      Hahahahaha

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 9 місяців тому +7

      For The Fifth Time

    • @spyder_33
      @spyder_33 9 місяців тому +2

      arrrrrrgh

    • @Daniel__Nobre
      @Daniel__Nobre 9 місяців тому +2

      Genius! 😂😂 perfect summary of current Ubisoft

  • @blackfalcon1992
    @blackfalcon1992 9 місяців тому +164

    I'm 32 years old, been gaming since I was young. For those of you that remember going into stores to buy games, this is the sad thing for me. There was a time when you saw company names on the box like Ubisoft, EA, Bethesda and that meant something. It meant you was buying a quality game; just having company names like that meant that you didn't need to see an old 480p IGN review, or read up on a game through official Xbox/ PlayStation magazine. That's the real shame for me on how companies had the reputations they did; and yet completely soil that to modern day gaming :(

    • @hydra8612
      @hydra8612 9 місяців тому +15

      Ah man, some of the most fun of had gaming was when I used to go into a game shop with absolutely no idea what I was looking for, spending 10 to 15 minutes picking up games with cool names, staring at the pictures on the back then fucking off to play these random games. No trailers, no review sites, just fun. Anything that had a 12 to 18 rating and a picture of explosions on the back got bought. I came away with all sorts that I probably wouldn’t have touched if I saw trailers. Good times. Sometimes I’ll run up to the second hand shop to find something for an old gen console, you’d be suprised how much random shit exists that nobodies ever heard off, it’s all better than what comes out nowadays.

    • @blackfalcon1992
      @blackfalcon1992 9 місяців тому +4

      @hydra8612 completely agree mate! The times of company names and box art alone being enough to sell you a game! Luckily that isnt the sales tactic anymore, which is good for us since we're comparing it to modern day games.
      I do still find joy in alot of modern games, but to me if we're talking in terms of era, like console generations, Xbox 360 and PS3. Sooooo many smash hits and randomness that all seemed to be their own thing.
      Put it this way, I still play games from a decade or two ago more than anything modern. There's still gems out there, just seems we had a whole treasure chest back in the day!

    • @Sicarius888
      @Sicarius888 9 місяців тому +14

      I bet like half the gamers today can't even imagine the good old days when today's most hated companies were liked and making good games. That Blizzard or Bioware logos were marks of quality and instant hits.
      And gaming magazines people were trustworthy hobbysts who knew and liked games. I think that is what we wanted in the 90s, but going mainstream and online really destroyed games.

    • @blackfalcon1992
      @blackfalcon1992 9 місяців тому +5

      @Sicarius888 couldn't agree more! Actually sad that young gamers will never no the kind of milestones that games like Halo/ Crysis/ Mass Effect laid out. A time when you paid a single/ fair price for a game, good and long story, fun multilayer, single player dlc and overall, plenty of replayabality.
      I think that's where the disconnect is between us and the developers. Now we pay more than double the money for the complete edition, only to then get half a product.
      Young kids will enjoy their Minecraft, Roblocks, Fortnite, PUBG ect. And I'm OK with that. But devs have to understand that their main target market for games like this; are people in their 30s, 40s and 50s. So because we had that point in time, we aren't gonna settle for anything less, or we'll just play old games.
      Last thing I'll say, last game I pre-ordered, was AC Unity, let that sink in..

    • @Carolinaslimdud
      @Carolinaslimdud 9 місяців тому +5

      In my time we rented a game for the weekend to see if it was any good. Mario Bros 3 blew my mind. EA sports and Konami were the companies I searched for when looking for a game in the late 90's. Man how gaming has changed. Not for the good I know that.

  • @gotaburn7591
    @gotaburn7591 9 місяців тому +74

    AAA just means shit to me, AAAA means I just stepped in it and tracked it into the carpet.

    • @Sol4rFl4r3
      @Sol4rFl4r3 9 місяців тому

      lmfao xD

    • @AcceptYourDeath
      @AcceptYourDeath 9 місяців тому +4

      For real, its like a warning label for me for years by now.
      "If you hear AAA, stay away \o/"

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte Місяць тому

      LOL!

  • @SYL3NZR
    @SYL3NZR 9 місяців тому +31

    this is the PEAK ubisoft game - it just cannot get more ubisoft than this

  • @MrDfromjersey
    @MrDfromjersey 9 місяців тому +101

    It’s unbelievable that they released this and all you is sail on a ship shooting other ships. It’s mindblowing.

    • @Lorifel0
      @Lorifel0 9 місяців тому

      Does it actually have wind and sail mechanics?

    • @denisrutz
      @denisrutz 9 місяців тому +2

      Considering the gov of Singapore was involved in this with heavy money, Ubisoft was basically forced to release it, in whatever state wouldn't actually matter, they had to get this game out, no matter what, otherwise the Singapore folks would have lawsuited Ubi's arses off to the next moon.

    • @buggart
      @buggart 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Lorifel0 People in subreddit said that it does have wind mechanics. Unfortunately, you can't turn your sails so that the wind would be in your favor.

    • @obs4life228
      @obs4life228 9 місяців тому +1

      I glad I got to play the trial version… saved me $70. I thought we would get sword fights ect but all you can do is sail and shoot other ships. The steering is trash too hahaha. I thought it would get better, but it didn’t.

    • @yoanhg421
      @yoanhg421 9 місяців тому

      With the current price of yachts. $70 for a virtual boat seems reasonable.

  • @stevemoss9
    @stevemoss9 9 місяців тому +285

    The character creation is the player being rogered lol

    • @LordofRacoons
      @LordofRacoons 9 місяців тому +31

      It's funny he said that because that was the first thought I had as well. Some opening to a game just seeing your character getting jolly rogered.

    • @rayWinstone-ud9th
      @rayWinstone-ud9th 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@@LordofRacoonscame here to say jolly rogered.

    • @neinstein-says
      @neinstein-says 9 місяців тому +47

      If you're paying full price for this then you'll be right at home during character creation..

    • @moshunit96
      @moshunit96 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@neinstein-sayslol

    • @Mcklusky12341
      @Mcklusky12341 9 місяців тому

      Nice!

  • @GruffGames
    @GruffGames 9 місяців тому +284

    Customers: We really love Black Flag, you should take the core of that game and create a new grand single player swashbuckling adventure, in a brand new pirate IP
    Ubisoft: *8 years of fart noises, then sharts out Skull and Bones* ..Oui?

    • @TouchedProductions
      @TouchedProductions 9 місяців тому +14

      hon hon hon

    • @True_Christian
      @True_Christian 9 місяців тому +10

      No one wanted them to make a "new IP" for this: they just need to create Black Flag 2, without changing anything about BF1, and definitely with them not adding any woke crap to it either.

    • @GruffGames
      @GruffGames 9 місяців тому +33

      @@True_Christian The worst parts of Black Flag were when they pulled you out of the pirate fantasy to remind you it was an Assassins Creed game.
      Walking around the Abstergo offices to read emails and other garbage.
      A new Pirate IP built on the foundations of the Black Flag is exactly what they should have done.
      Also, they litterally did create a new pirate IP, you're looking at it.

    • @Feja2503
      @Feja2503 9 місяців тому +5

      @@GruffGames They had 70% done already, yet they managed to screw it up. How... Build upon and improve on what you have. Not make it worse

    • @Cramblit
      @Cramblit 9 місяців тому

      @@Feja2503 It's the same dumb ass move every game company ever, does.. They have a game that's loved, they go "hey, they love this aspect of the game, lets make an entirely new game and reinvent the wheel" then they get surprised when its dog shit and everyone hates it..
      It's like I'm a fucking genius 900 IQ individual here, because its the same fucking tune from every development company ever for the last 3 decades..
      Apparently just working off of the successful foundation and building on that is just way to above and beyond the idiots at these companies to comprehend.

  • @TheSometimeAfter
    @TheSometimeAfter 9 місяців тому +519

    11 fking years....

    • @3G00dboys41
      @3G00dboys41 9 місяців тому +31

      Best go back to Black Flag will be a much better experience in 2024 than this.

    • @British_Dragon-4K-Simulations
      @British_Dragon-4K-Simulations 9 місяців тому +9

      OH MY GOD… Yeah! I forgot it was that long! I was looking forward to this in a different life! Crazy!
      I knew when I saw the trailer it was all about ‘Girl Bossing.’
      I’m so glad I moved to PC from Console!!!

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@3G00dboys41
      This has been the case since AC: Viking Edition
      I couldn't remember the name.. To think I used to know which game was what back in the day..

    • @The_Noticer.
      @The_Noticer. 9 місяців тому +3

      And probably rescoped and restarted several times. They did not spend 11 years on this. No way.

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 9 місяців тому +2

      @@The_Noticer. Yeah it seems like it was a low-priority project to work on in downtime while they churned out the big franchises they have.

  • @armelior4610
    @armelior4610 9 місяців тому +16

    "Forget everything you know about pirates" indeed

  • @ryszardprzytua6667
    @ryszardprzytua6667 2 місяці тому +3

    The world's first self-proclaimed AAAA game. Died. As soon as I heard about the AAAA game, I knew it would be a huge failure.
    I'm now waiting for more AAAAA games

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte Місяць тому

      In 2050 It will be A x 10^20 games I can't wait.

  • @leandro4552
    @leandro4552 9 місяців тому +248

    The pirate was making a fucking heart with his hands, wtf...

    • @Daniel__Nobre
      @Daniel__Nobre 9 місяців тому +76

      Just like social media and stories invading every platform, Executives think all games must be transformed into Fortnite.

    • @Feja2503
      @Feja2503 9 місяців тому +42

      @@Daniel__Nobre Being tough or realism is soo 90's. Soon we ll WW2 games full of women, hearts, 2020's poses, outfits and where hitler regrets it. Probably because he was gay himself.

    • @Daniel__Nobre
      @Daniel__Nobre 9 місяців тому +18

      @@Feja2503 Yeah, truth is it has been happening for awhile even. i.e. Regarding WWII having soldiers and their stories replaced by fictional female characters it has already happened with Battlefield.

    • @Feja2503
      @Feja2503 9 місяців тому +9

      I​@@Daniel__Nobre i dont mind women in games nor strong ones. I just hate it when its so obvious in history games. In era's where it was 98% male and in the game its 70% female.

    • @leandro4552
      @leandro4552 9 місяців тому

      @@Daniel__Nobre More like woke culture invading every platform.

  • @m9cuss
    @m9cuss 9 місяців тому +31

    sids miers pirates was released in 1987 and you could get out the ship, fight pirates and search for treasure. there is a lesson here

  • @cazabrow1967
    @cazabrow1967 9 місяців тому +80

    Proudly brought to you by the company of that guy recently telling people to "get comfortable not owning products"
    I see Ubisoft is making great progress on the jokes for their comedy sketch.

  • @sarveshchande5087
    @sarveshchande5087 9 місяців тому +15

    Not even worth pirating

  • @beandean356
    @beandean356 9 місяців тому +8

    Mack you have saved me a fortune over the years. Thank you brother.

  • @Nibbor
    @Nibbor 9 місяців тому +79

    This game makes me want to play AC 4 Black Flag again, which was free in some holiday giveaway some years ago.
    That game actually lets you board a ship properly and have more stuff to do.
    Who is going to pay €70 for this.........???!!

    • @jackabsolute5525
      @jackabsolute5525 9 місяців тому +2

      Heck even Tempest has boarding action. What a joke this quadruple A game is.

    • @Sython6
      @Sython6 9 місяців тому +8

      There's always some idiots.

    • @i.sebastian.c6563
      @i.sebastian.c6563 9 місяців тому +8

      I was so close to buy this game, I am glad I checked for a gameplay first. I would be so scammed from ubisoft. This shiiit locks like an early access game not a full release.

    • @RafaelSantos-pi8py
      @RafaelSantos-pi8py 9 місяців тому +5

      Don't forget the sea shanties. Sailing across the map and then your crew starts singing. I loved that.

    • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
      @firstnamelastname-oy7es 9 місяців тому +3

      Play AC rogue if you haven't already, it's the sequel l to AC 4, has exactly the same game play , but it's set back in North America like AC 3 instead of the Caribbean.

  • @MattLloydShredder
    @MattLloydShredder 9 місяців тому +89

    "It sounds like a hen do". Mack, 2024.

  • @mackenzieroberts1
    @mackenzieroberts1 9 місяців тому +96

    ubisoft? what a surprise

  • @nguyenn99527
    @nguyenn99527 9 місяців тому +5

    The main quest givers stay in their rooms THE ENTIRE STORY giving you orders while they barely DO ANYTHING THAN TALK

  • @marksantory410
    @marksantory410 9 місяців тому +5

    You are seriously one of the only reviewers i still trust. Thank you.

  • @CaptHotah
    @CaptHotah 9 місяців тому +165

    Did the pirate just made a heart shape with his hands?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮😂😂😂

    • @ancogaming
      @ancogaming 9 місяців тому +25

      Did you just assume their gender???

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 9 місяців тому +15

      ​@@Cha4k
      Psssh, like they do any work. Not at all.

    • @benoitbergeron8858
      @benoitbergeron8858 9 місяців тому +14

      it's the Fortnitification of gaming. That's what happens when profit leads artistic decisions.

    • @raskolnikov6443
      @raskolnikov6443 9 місяців тому +10

      The state of Ubisoft and the industry ffs 🤣

  • @Wrobles14
    @Wrobles14 9 місяців тому +25

    For me in AC4 Black Flag the boats wer slow and cumbersome they had weight and were not easy to manoeuvre, the cannons took time to reload, you had to fight the current of the water and the wind all of this was brilliant as it added so much to the realism. All of that is gone in S&B and the boats they move on a sixpence and instead of feeling like being in command of a ship you feel like you're playing with a toy boat in the bath.
    TLDR It's trash

  • @chuckbrandon627
    @chuckbrandon627 9 місяців тому +55

    5:50 I love how the cannonballs curve towards the enemy ship once they’re fired out of the cannon.

    • @theinnerlight8016
      @theinnerlight8016 9 місяців тому +5

      Homing balls 😂

    • @Zanbatoss
      @Zanbatoss 9 місяців тому +5

      AAAA magic of course

    • @bking87
      @bking87 9 місяців тому

      They're using Worms weapons
      "The first of many!"

    • @Infernal_Elf
      @Infernal_Elf 9 місяців тому +1

      WoW from 2005 got solutions like that for bullets. Must Hit the programmet point at front of hitbox. Nothing advanced to see here.

    • @theinnerlight8016
      @theinnerlight8016 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Infernal_Elf I thought it was sarcasm in the original comment... Now you make me doubt 🤣

  • @damefame8921
    @damefame8921 9 місяців тому +3

    Games are reminding me of school projects.
    Logically you believe when a game or project is late it’s supposed to be more polished since they had more time
    But it’s always the opposite

  • @petiertje
    @petiertje 9 місяців тому +2

    So, a game about a certain order of assassins, one of them was a pirate at some point, another one was during the time of ancient Greece and has pirates in it. Those games were not about just pirating, you could if you wished to do so however.
    Those games had better sailing, ship fighting, and development then a game dedicated to piracy.
    From the same company.
    It's as if the grandson of some board member got to much freedom during his internship for a highschool project.

  • @supermariosunshine64
    @supermariosunshine64 9 місяців тому +67

    This review is priceless.

  • @lukasgaming82
    @lukasgaming82 9 місяців тому +72

    If Ubi goes under I will not shed a single tear.

    • @domberry1502
      @domberry1502 9 місяців тому +2

      Come on now, Rayman was a challenge twenty years ago ;)

    • @lemming9984
      @lemming9984 9 місяців тому +10

      The game industry will be better without them.

    • @benoitbergeron8858
      @benoitbergeron8858 9 місяців тому +4

      A bit like Atari's crash in the 80s, I think that the end of that era would leave a bitter sweet feeling. Maybe not right away, but certainly in hindsight.

    • @dingickso4098
      @dingickso4098 9 місяців тому +2

      Come on now, where will be the CTRL + C CTRL + V Assassin's Creed every year? Someone has to compete with Call of Duty.

    • @lemming9984
      @lemming9984 9 місяців тому +1

      @@dingickso4098 🤣🤣 so true!

  • @DemonsSoulsSuperPro
    @DemonsSoulsSuperPro 9 місяців тому +88

    Fucking hell that character creator segment made me laugh out loud

    • @charlesfranks1902
      @charlesfranks1902 9 місяців тому

      To be fair, it has been said that the British navy was built on sodomy, the lash and rum

  • @Rando_Shyte
    @Rando_Shyte Місяць тому +1

    The "hen party on a pirate boat" shit had me in fucking stitches! 😂

  • @CN-kf1me
    @CN-kf1me 9 місяців тому +25

    Must have been the cleanest ship going and plenty of sandwiches served up on deck 😂

    • @Unknown-sz8kg
      @Unknown-sz8kg 7 місяців тому

      Ive spent time with over 20 white women and not a single one knows how to cook, yet they are the "caretakers" for kids and automatically win custody but can't make healthy food for the kid.

  • @ansgar_odinson
    @ansgar_odinson 9 місяців тому +26

    Notice too that if you have 4 canons, it means you have 8 shots. Not a broadside where they all fire at once. No, 8 shots of rapid fire chaingun black powder canons. Which, magically all converge on your reticle rather than firing in an arcing field like they did in black flag. More canons in this game just means a larger "magazine" for your machine gun before you have to reload.

    • @Ethan-fz6tp
      @Ethan-fz6tp 9 місяців тому

      To be fair, most ships didn't fire all at once anyway. If you hold lmb they all fire one after another which was common.

    • @ansgar_odinson
      @ansgar_odinson 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Ethan-fz6tp But each canon doesnt fire twice, chain firing in rapid succession like it does in this game.

    • @buckfiden946
      @buckfiden946 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah..who cares, I wouldn’t buy this trash game anyway

    • @thedocnak
      @thedocnak 9 місяців тому

      demi-cannons fire all at once

    • @lorddiethorn
      @lorddiethorn 9 місяців тому

      @@Ethan-fz6tpno ship can fire at once they have fire in a line or the ship would break a part

  • @SynthLizard8
    @SynthLizard8 9 місяців тому +17

    They couldn't even change the font to a partridge styled on, it's just a bog standard, modern one.
    That's the level of slap-dash this game is.

  • @jarigustafsson7620
    @jarigustafsson7620 9 місяців тому +118

    No family to rescue.
    No town attacks by crew.
    No treasure map getting from pirate and searching it.
    No prison time when you get caught.
    Sid Meyers Pirates is still the King.

    • @alexmendez3681
      @alexmendez3681 9 місяців тому +5

      This is straight up misinformation. You do get to attack towns or monuments.
      And you do find treasure maps.
      Tell me you haven’t played this game without telling me you haven’t played this game.

    • @Hekk.
      @Hekk. 9 місяців тому

      Ah yes, because all the people watching reviews played the game... you do know people usually watch reviews before buying/playing the game, not after?@@alexmendez3681

    • @Sarnatuile
      @Sarnatuile 9 місяців тому +15

      @@alexmendez3681 ''No town attacks by crews''. If you played sid meiers pirates you'd know what he means. The treasure map is not an argument though.

    • @alexmendez3681
      @alexmendez3681 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Sarnatuile No I never played that game. The one from 2004 right? Haven't played it.

    • @Leogoth68
      @Leogoth68 9 місяців тому

      @@alexmendez3681 1987 the 2004 is a reskin.

  • @TheBuffmeister66
    @TheBuffmeister66 9 місяців тому +3

    love your reviews bud, don't ever change or stop making them...thank you :)

  • @michaelsimeoli2795
    @michaelsimeoli2795 9 місяців тому +4

    Black Flag, without the Assassins Creed bullshit. That’s all they had to do. Wtf is this 😂

  • @ElektroBandit89
    @ElektroBandit89 9 місяців тому +59

    lol I got an ad for skull n bones before the video. Love you Mack. Thanks for everything you do

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 9 місяців тому +8

      Same. Wasted advertising.

    • @MaxRager80
      @MaxRager80 9 місяців тому +3

      Same.

    • @SpritelyGuys
      @SpritelyGuys 9 місяців тому +3

      I did too, half the budget went on advertising it seems (no surprise) even got one with fast and furious girl talking about it

    • @Chris-we7hh
      @Chris-we7hh 9 місяців тому

      @@SpritelyGuys 3/4 of the rest came from the DEI diversity hires who just do meetings then off to yoga breaks and wine-on-tap and in-house lunches. The remaining 1/4 for the cucked devs who have to shoulder all the development of this shitty "AAAA" game.

  • @scrooge-mcduck
    @scrooge-mcduck 9 місяців тому +113

    If i were to buy this game it'd be only to name my ship "Biggus Dickus".

    • @DruuzilTechGames
      @DruuzilTechGames 9 місяців тому +9

      Husband of Incontinentia.

    • @thekotabear3262
      @thekotabear3262 9 місяців тому +5

      Stinky Pinky is the name of my ship in Sea of Thieves. It's the little things that make a game great

    • @emceeunderdogrising
      @emceeunderdogrising 9 місяців тому +2

      Your ship is LGBT?

    • @fcukugimmeausername
      @fcukugimmeausername 9 місяців тому +8

      Boaty McBoatface.

    • @lhawksey
      @lhawksey 9 місяців тому +4

      He has a wife you know!

  • @hunger4wonder
    @hunger4wonder 9 місяців тому +38

    i laughed so hard when i saw Macks pirate crew. It caught off guard. And then i heard them speak hahahahahaha
    also that character creation lololol

  • @ryansta
    @ryansta 8 місяців тому +1

    Every so often there is a review that stands out as head n shoulders above them all, and here it is !!! Congrat's.

  • @parkhotel242
    @parkhotel242 9 місяців тому +1

    Bro, I tell you, your review is spot on. I think cyberpunk 2077 opened the way for this new trend of delivering games that are unfinished. For this guy to confidently say this is a AAA+A tittle knowing that it s not but looking to the future might point to new features being released and gameplay being improved as time goes by. But garbage it is at this point unless mediocrity is ok. I hope Ubisoft gets it together or they will go extinct.

  • @noahr9054
    @noahr9054 9 місяців тому +17

    Bro that character customization is literally the most awkward and hilarious thing ive seen in a bit, WHO APPROVED THIS

    • @EEEEEEE354
      @EEEEEEE354 8 місяців тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA 7 days freeee

  • @sashavenka
    @sashavenka 9 місяців тому +16

    I remember when my great great great great great great grandpa was a battleship commander fighting off pirates with torpedoes machine guns and mounted rocket launchers

    • @charlesfranks1902
      @charlesfranks1902 9 місяців тому

      The guided missiles were coming in, hot and heavy. Good thing the ancestor had a ship that could turn on a dime and speed away.

  • @BrianCharles-t6f
    @BrianCharles-t6f 9 місяців тому +98

    11 years to watch a hen do on a boat and a magic saw....
    AAAA gaming: well done ubisoft, well done.

    • @benoitbergeron8858
      @benoitbergeron8858 9 місяців тому

      No wind blows in favor of a ship without direction.

    • @AuthorMorgan7436
      @AuthorMorgan7436 9 місяців тому

      Wait so AAAA is a thing now

    • @imrileth6618
      @imrileth6618 9 місяців тому

      @@AuthorMorgan7436 According to Ubisoft yes

    • @AuthorMorgan7436
      @AuthorMorgan7436 9 місяців тому

      @@imrileth6618 that’s insane 😭

    • @imrileth6618
      @imrileth6618 9 місяців тому

      @@AuthorMorgan7436 Ubisoft kinda is. Thats why i haven't bought any of their games in 10 years.

  • @andreimorari2569
    @andreimorari2569 9 місяців тому +1

    A game about NAVAL combat, so much potential. A lot of strategy to consider, a lot of environmental factors, it could have been amazing.
    This is literally just a modern tank game, but the tanks have been reskinned to look like boats and got a little wiggle going on.

  • @barryevans791
    @barryevans791 7 місяців тому +1

    My boat sounds like a hen do and Ubisoft have only had 13 years to make this were the best lines

  • @Jackfromshack
    @Jackfromshack 9 місяців тому +175

    Female gunners. The captain's worst dream.

    • @thejudge1712
      @thejudge1712 9 місяців тому +27

      It’s for a “modern audience “. Didn’t you get the memo?
      Lol, what a joke.

    • @duncanidaho5834
      @duncanidaho5834 9 місяців тому +1

      at least they're not on helm

    • @Jim-c6e
      @Jim-c6e 9 місяців тому +6

      So what!? The game also has torpedoes that never existed. Its a fantasy take on Piracy, give your sexism a day off!!

    • @thejudge1712
      @thejudge1712 9 місяців тому +29

      @@Jim-c6eAwh, Soy Boy got triggered. 🥲

    • @True_Christian
      @True_Christian 9 місяців тому +17

      @@Jim-c6e Female crew members, especially ones who are drawn in a modern woke way as these are, that is a *dystopian nightmare,* not a "fantasy."

  • @mikehowlington4020
    @mikehowlington4020 9 місяців тому +15

    Man I actually spent like 15 min going around land trying to figure out how to get off and gather resources till the prompt to harvest came up -_-

  • @menglish83
    @menglish83 9 місяців тому +20

    You're hilarious, Mack. AAAA gaming in 2024, the future is now!

  • @Cyber_Angel_1
    @Cyber_Angel_1 8 місяців тому +1

    I was never interested in Skull And Bones but I had to watch your review on it. Your reviews are the most entertaining and funny reviews I have seen on UA-cam. Plus informative. Keep up the great work of informing and entertaining us 👏👍

  • @Vic2point0
    @Vic2point0 9 місяців тому +2

    So not only does it seem like AC4 did the pirate-specific stuff better, but it also looks like there are no stealth sections? Is there even any hunting, either on land or on the water? I'm guessing Sweet Baby Inc. had a hand in this "masterpiece" too. Couldn't have been focused on game quality here, must've been concerned with other things.

  • @evaone4286
    @evaone4286 9 місяців тому +43

    They should have just remastered AC Black Flag.

    • @SEPK09
      @SEPK09 9 місяців тому +2

      Typical game developer no research, no immersion just give us your cash and F888off

    • @mac2312
      @mac2312 9 місяців тому +3

      Should have remade it

    • @rickmasters219
      @rickmasters219 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mablesfatalfable6021 do you have a link to the mod

    • @raskolnikov6443
      @raskolnikov6443 9 місяців тому

      I don’t care for the Assasins nonsense. Why couldn’t they just make a pirate game based on the assasins creed game? Build upon that.

  • @chriswinspear7965
    @chriswinspear7965 9 місяців тому +20

    I watched a friend stream this live, as soon as I saw you couldn't land anywhere, actually get in and out, and have to do the magic saw from the sea, I refused to believe this was an anticipated 2024 game. That's like RTS gameplay from 15-20 years ago.

  • @hiddendsyr865
    @hiddendsyr865 9 місяців тому +6

    it's crazy to think this is the most half assed, content absent, yet polished games ever at launch.
    It looks great, I had no problems running it at 1440 with a mid tier pc, and the sailing is pretty great... But that's it... That's EVERYTHING, its a sailing simulator who so badly wanted to dress as a pirate for Halloween

  • @TheRevan1231
    @TheRevan1231 9 місяців тому +3

    How do you cut down trees in Skull and bones. Well you use the "Magic sword of alakazaz" 😂

  • @ghost93rvc
    @ghost93rvc 9 місяців тому +1

    Im a pirate fanatic, after the first reviews of skull and bones, i was really sad... I installed AC Black Flag a few days back, had an absolute blast over the weekend. Its still a solid game!

  • @presidentcovfefe
    @presidentcovfefe 9 місяців тому +49

    The women crew yelling🤣🤣

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah 9 місяців тому +11

      Leave it to Ubisoft to add a bunch of women pirates even though in this time period women weren't allowed on ships because they were bad luck

    • @charlesfranks1902
      @charlesfranks1902 9 місяців тому +11

      @@Mr_Mistah History cannot stand in the way of wokeness.

    • @Chris-we7hh
      @Chris-we7hh 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Mr_Mistah 2 of the famous pirate women (among 4) also had to disguised themselves as males throughout their pirate life, yet the women crews in game just openly dress showing skin.
      Same misandristic wahmen power leftists always treat men as horny rapists and abusers who'll lose control if they got stuck in a place with a woman for a long time, yet at the same time they don't think it'll happen in a ship in the middle of the ocean for long periods of time? Especially among ruffians who couldn't care less about rules, laws and manners? lmao

    • @Hazadak1ng
      @Hazadak1ng 5 місяців тому

      I rather have my og jackdaw crew in AC blackflag

  • @bigjoeangel
    @bigjoeangel 9 місяців тому +15

    On a positive note, I just ate a Fry's Turkish Delight, so I'm full of eastern promise.

    • @quoth7330
      @quoth7330 9 місяців тому +1

      Great. Now I have the tune to that advert as my ear worm.🙄

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz3070 9 місяців тому +5

    save yourself and get Black Flag instead which actually lets you leave your ship and use your sword when boarding.

  • @pjr238
    @pjr238 9 місяців тому +1

    Having become obsessed by Helldivers 2 recently, it’s embarrassing the absolute shit that the bigger companies like Rocksteady and Ubisoft have been pumping out.
    This… this was just do Black Flag as a standalone story driven IP. But no, instead it had to be just the ship combat from Black Flag without anything else. So unless they delist Black Flag, you’re getting nothing new for another inflated price tag

  • @bigginsmcsauce
    @bigginsmcsauce 9 місяців тому +32

    This reminds me of how great of a pirate sim game Sid Meyer's Pirates was.

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer 9 місяців тому +1

      One of the best games ever made. Always loved the end game screen that would tell you your score like it's a historical record, how I was haunted by not rescuing my family and died from the clap after spending my fortune on French girls.

  • @perfectpotato_eu4129
    @perfectpotato_eu4129 9 місяців тому +5

    Give Sid Meier 11 years and the same funds for a "Pirates!" in Third/First Person with all the bells and whistles...

  • @qfragger
    @qfragger 9 місяців тому +21

    DEI pirates, awesome😮

  • @Nickydo111
    @Nickydo111 9 місяців тому +1

    Even in the tutorial the wailing of a particular individual made me think that we were going to have this screaming the whole game. Nope, cant stand it. Not my game. Goodbye Skull And Bones purely based on that one factor, ruined it for me. As combat is a major aspect, what were they thinking? bloody awful.

  • @dimitristsipis4841
    @dimitristsipis4841 9 місяців тому +1

    They had the blueprint from Black Flag and did not follow it. They had a basis for a multiplayer pirate game, from Sea of thieves and they did not follow it. They saw comments online about people not liking online only/live service games and did not follow them. If this is their idea of trolling, then it is the most expensive trolling in history.If this is their idea of making a modern AAA game, then I suggest they close their company and donate the money to help indie studios. That way they will be remembered for thei good deed, and empower small studios to make the games we want....

  • @infestedcyborg6116
    @infestedcyborg6116 9 місяців тому +32

    I played the alpha, granted it was the alpha but it was shit, real shit. Mind numbing shit. Would avoid like the plague.

  • @thabangme6808
    @thabangme6808 9 місяців тому +6

    So, Ubisoft is acting like they've never made a pirate game before. They literally had a blueprint for how to make a pirate game: make Black Flag again, but without the assassins and with more pirate-related activities, using Black Flag as your base to start developing the game.

    • @larryhouse3776
      @larryhouse3776 9 місяців тому

      A reskin of AC Valhalla would have been a pirate game. You have a family/crew conquering a new land. You have base, settlement building. You have raiding locations for loot. Scrap the whole map and give us ocean and a boat. Done, easy 8/10 game.

  • @RedeemerBlood
    @RedeemerBlood 9 місяців тому +6

    Haven't played a Ubisoft game since the first Wildlands and you know, I likely never will again... And I'm just fine with that.

  • @JonisMommerency
    @JonisMommerency 9 місяців тому +1

    Ubisoft CEO said we should get used to not owning games, this is the beginning of it. If you really do want the game forever, or at least until the servers stop, you will have to pay the insane price, 60 euro or 80 for premium edition, changes depending on country. But if you just get Ubisoft+ for a month, you can finish this entire game for just 18 euro.

    • @vaguehonk
      @vaguehonk 9 місяців тому

      Joke's on them, I am already quite used to not owning any Ubisoft games and I don't feel like I am missing out.

  • @time4tea99
    @time4tea99 8 місяців тому +1

    Wow! The character creation screen is depicting *you*, right after you give Ubi your money. I love that realism!!

  • @LarsJ1977
    @LarsJ1977 9 місяців тому +7

    wow that flashbang every time you open the map is great design.

  • @sunsoar1822
    @sunsoar1822 9 місяців тому +14

    pretty much a universal rule found across multiple historical accounts from pirates was no women on the boat, because it would cause in fighting amongst the crew, and was bad luck. the penalty was death, for any man fount to have brought the woman onto the deck. Some even had rules against having woman or boys on the ship, and some even had to specify that if you were caught disguising a woman on the ship, the penalty would be death.

    • @yunder.
      @yunder. 9 місяців тому

      Women should have been permitted aboard! That's absurd! They could have been in charge of making sandwiches.

    • @3Dant
      @3Dant 9 місяців тому

      While there's room for authentically historical games, this is honestly the smallest issue with the game. If someone wants to develop a game set in a world where half of the pirates are women, that's fine. Shit, there's pirate games with ghosts and mermen. You can have your ships control like jet skis with torpedoes if you want. Just make it fun, y'know?

    • @redditmoderator8739
      @redditmoderator8739 9 місяців тому +4

      @@3Dant The problem is that, including women actually decreases player immersiveness for people who are pirate enthusiasts... A pirate game, would naturally attract pirate enthusiasts, but how many would be able to be immersed in the game seeing all the historical inaccuracies? So Ubisoft just shot themselves in the foot, the people who WOULD be long term players - pirate enthusiasts, are now going to be less likely to be invested in this game long term.
      The reason Assassin's Creed and Ubisoft got famous, was because of how historically accurate the vibe and maps were in the games. You could walk around Syndicate and Unity and still feel like you were part of that world. Games like "Hell Let Loose" attract people who like to see historical accuracy- and that game as a loyal multiplayer fanbase now.
      In Skull and Bones, not only is it acting like a Call of Duty politically correct game, but you can't even board ships either, a feature that was in Assassin's Creed 4. The historical inaccuracy is just a cherry on top for how terrible this game is though. It's really a 20 year old game with a paint job.

    • @SIGE_MUSIC
      @SIGE_MUSIC 9 місяців тому

      ​@@3Danthow does having women on a ship make it more fun gameplay wise? Such a bad argument, it's like playing fifa with women's teams, it doesn't make it any more fun. It's just about representation and so called equality, it's a load of woke bullshit.

    • @3Dant
      @3Dant 9 місяців тому

      @@SIGE_MUSIC I think you forgot your reading glasses

  • @coolersmoke
    @coolersmoke 9 місяців тому +26

    "My ship sounds like a Hen Do.."
    I fell of my chair.
    Your best review ever, Mac.
    And really well edited too! Great job, chap :)
    PS - £74.99. What The Actual F....

  • @PhluXx1
    @PhluXx1 9 місяців тому +2

    From the rumours I've heard sounds like there was a fair bit of office politics involved in this game with people pushing for it to fail.

  • @chippysmittens7788
    @chippysmittens7788 9 місяців тому +1

    You said everything I’ve been thinking and more. You’ve gained yourself a subscriber

  • @alsenar2
    @alsenar2 9 місяців тому +5

    They already created such a good and solid basis for a pirate game with AC: Black Flag...just to throw it all away. Oh Ubisoft...

  • @TheRetroPerspective
    @TheRetroPerspective 9 місяців тому +5

    The next Like A Dragon Game will probably have a fully fleshed out pirate mini game better than this and they make those games every single year. They just keep getting better. Meanwhile Ubisoft can't even top games they made over a decade ago.

    • @yofwill
      @yofwill 9 місяців тому

      Or give us another Rayman game. :(

  • @TheRageLivesOn
    @TheRageLivesOn 9 місяців тому +10

    as soon as i saw that "quadruple a" quote i instantly knew this game was going to be one of the video games ever

  • @psyantologist
    @psyantologist 9 місяців тому +2

    Looks so bad how the cannons fire at angles, usually through the deck - they're not even trying to make the cannon balls come out of the cannons...

  • @timwilson755
    @timwilson755 9 місяців тому +2

    Sid Meir’s Pirates! After all these years is still the only pirate game you will ever need.

  • @bazyt1
    @bazyt1 9 місяців тому +6

    I'd not realised you can not board other ships, or get off the ship to explore. That's crazy. This is where AAA(A) do silly things, instead they model every strand of hair and rope, every plank of wood.

    • @trapiswack731
      @trapiswack731 9 місяців тому

      Ubisoft didn't even do that mate this game looks like shit visually.

    • @thedocnak
      @thedocnak 9 місяців тому

      u can get off the ship to explore at certain docks... however there isnt much to do at these docks and they are really quite empty

  • @Kolotop
    @Kolotop 9 місяців тому +8

    When you think the bar can't go any lower

  • @MietoK
    @MietoK 9 місяців тому +10

    Thanks. I think it is time to play Sid Meier Pirates, again.

  • @George-z3i
    @George-z3i 8 місяців тому +2

    Amazing review as always Mack
    We truly are in the era of AAAA gaming

  • @TitanicSubGoBoom
    @TitanicSubGoBoom 9 місяців тому +1

    Stupid me I bought the damn game before the reviews came out and I NEVER do that!! I had so much fun with Black Flag I couldn’t wait to buy this game!!!

  • @FalandraAoC
    @FalandraAoC 9 місяців тому +10

    This is literally just the ship part of AC black flag, Rogue and Odyssey with certain features removed (boarding). That and the rest of these games, the actual game part, was cut too lol
    And they really think they can get away with charging 74 bucks for this haha

    • @frankhoppe1834
      @frankhoppe1834 9 місяців тому +3

      Exactly. This needs to flop big time, I hope nobody buys this piece of crap.

    • @XShadeVFX
      @XShadeVFX 9 місяців тому +1

      It’s worse because the combat was harder in black flag and more rewarding