If there’s another promotion for the promoted dragon king it should be called loli king with the ability of bypassing any intervening piece as well as ranging along straight lines in both diagonal directions and orthogonal directions
"Even the first time, we kept at it until the morning" Adorable how innocent she is, not understanding that what she said could get him arrested, it's just adorable!
Just my opinion, but a lot of this artificial tension and drama in anime has always been certified forced cliche to me, one way or another. They always take the most contextual stuff ever, then give it suggestive and/or ambiguous wordings and sentencing when spoken out loud by others. So many of these conflicts can easily be solved with better communication too. Like if the listeners bother to listen all the way, or the speakers can for once be completely honest in the things they say to avoid using such wordings that beat around the bush (the opposite of which just so happens to be a trend/character trait in slice of life anime, tbh). Even if it's for comedic reasons, it's been done to death at this point, and a part of me dies inside every time it happens.
@@KusanaG11 I totally agree... But I think we can always alternate genres which we watch, adding an anime which has a strong plot, less beating around the bush, and a little comedy just to lighten the mood every now and then. I'm pretty sure everyone will get tired of the same kinds of jokes that are used in love comedies, and same kinds of scenarios in slice of life anime if we watch them in a continuous progression.
Oh, you guys likes loli? Name every Loli you know! You guys say you like them can't spell every names... Including every Anime you've watched with lolis LMAO
Cyka Blyat hello this is the fbi HAND OVER THE LOLIS AND THIS WILL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS NEVER LOLIS ARE MY LIFE ALL LOLIS NEED A OWNER I AM THE LOLI shit I was hoping we could trick him into giving us them lolis
Loli: "his technique and his stamina are on point even the first time we kept at it until the morning" Me: it's okay guys I got this *Grabs my phone* "Uh Moshi Moshi?"
After watching this, i heard a sirens outside my house. I was so scared, then I immediately decided to peek on my window and my fear flies away when I saw that was a fire truck... *phew*
Heyy guys gonna pause it for now.. I saw an Ice cream truck that has antennas on it.. and the people inside are wearing bulletproof vest inside their tuxedos.. Maybe they are interested in this show.. I'm gonna ask them and buy an ice cream on the way back see you guys in a bit. Edit: It's been weeks and I'm living in a 3 x 3 meter room and they insist me to wear an orange t-shirt with numbers in it.. it's kinda cool.. plus they are serving us free food 3x a day.. what a win-win. Last week I'm watching some anime and I'm living the best 20 years of my life. ¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯
1:08 Counterargument: If being around underage girls makes you a Lolicon, you might as well accuse the entirety of kindergartens and elementary schools around the world of that shit.
Is it wrong to try to pick up lolis in a dungeon? I believe it is wrong to try to pick up lolis in a dungeon, but as long as the police or officers in your world don’t check on everybody and everything I think you goods
Consequently, this is why we have the protecc gene. Human nurturing instincts aren't a purely female thing. Dad loves his kids too... And when you grow up raising a kid 40-60% of their life alongside your mother, you start to develop an odd mix of annoyance via sibling and love as a guiding figure. Life is strange... And unfair. Prejudice against men is severe when it comes to child-care. Watching your kid at a park? Creepy dude. Giving your adorable little girl a smooch on the cheek and a firm hug? Fukkin perverse old man. Getting all dopey and giggly when your child hugs your face, rubs your cheeks or kisses you back? ur a heckin raper mister dad! Seriously. I've seen some shit. Being a loving dad or close older sibling with a smol is tough on one's mental fortitude. Luckily... A pat on the head from said little ones while you stifle sobs makes life a little more manageable.
Dude, I can't stop watching this everytime i'm depressed, this video cure my depression and i'm not even joking. This is too funny and too cute, especially the last part.😂😌
Happy on your behalf that this can help you.. keep on finding things there can make you feel good.. without damaging or hurting anyone of course but that’s a given.. take care of yourself and enjoy..
Loli: “sit here please!” (Indicating she wants to sit on my lap) Me: “What? No! I can’t! I could get sent to prison and the FBI’s watching and-“ Loli: (shows ADORABLE begging face, with the beginnings of tears) Me: …… ‘Goddammit, that’s not fair…’
"What is this sweet lightning that's piercing my heart ?"
Probably the tazer of the cop that's going to arrest you.
Why wasn’t this top comment?
technically he is 16 and underage as well sooooooooooooooo
@@kevinshan2246 He still going for a 6 years old. Age of legal consent is 14.
This is the best comment......👍
OMFG THIS IS GOLD!
I don't even consider Charlotte as loli. It's probably a cute Pokemon.
Lolimon
Moemon
Fairy-Electric type
Charmander
That would make the one of the first official human Pokemon
Charlotte Izoardo. So, Charizard, lol.
anime name
@@nopaihaisalut8842 Ryuuou No Oshigoto!
The Ryuo's Work is Never Done!
Izuardo? Sounds like
*ZA WARUDO*
@@darvinong4621 lol
@@darvinong4621 Man of Culture
*We must know this man’s location....*
FBI Agent Phil shit mommmm
I ain't no snitch bish
We only know what the country he's from, but we need more than that
Dont worry fbu he is already killed by his sis
Le no snitch here
FBI-Chan.. u saw nothing.
Ur not funny
I saw everything
FBI-Chan can see everything no point hidin
@@theoo6967 no u
Before you can erase my memories you will see first secrets hidden in the depths of my mind
1:44 that face "Should I call police? But her parents looks like they ok with him"
Like I said, she has a heart of stone. If I was her parents, I would get rid of her.
They don't look very okay with it...
Nah, he is just a good guy. The loli king is Koyomi Araragi
Nah, Araragi's title should be the Most Diverse Harem King, cause if its diversity your asking for a harem, his is very diverse.
You mean Pedoragi?
Arararagi-san man enough lewd his loli harem
I bit my tongue.
He still digs in to Senjougahara - one of best waifus ever, so i forgive him
Nobody :
UA-cam recomendation : "want to go jail"
😂😂😂
Like hell I would 😅😅
yes all the time i hate that
2 million people: f*ck yeah.
anime name
0:15 why is she so cute😭 her little jumps
Loliconnnnnnn
@@hzhxhsddcbs8584 whats a lolicon?
@@sorasarana9655 ppl who like lolipops
F.b.i open up
@@Negusus321 i love lollipops 😳
The FBI has been hunting down this guy for ages
anime name
@@nopaihaisalut8842 it's in the title of the video
@@nopaihaisalut8842 stop
Wut about rentaro he an agent to he kept all bunch of loli for himself n legal 🥴
@@leonelendruw6982 the lolis protect him
"How Good are you a shogi?" *"I can do it with five kids at once."*
Lol..
@@kannatheweeb8836 ...i
The fuck?!
take out the "how good are you at shogi?" and you got a free pass to jail
@@ToenVu a smooth way to prison though
King of shogi
upgradable to
King of loli
King of life imprisonment
lolicon king
LEVEL UP
If there’s another promotion for the promoted dragon king it should be called loli king with the ability of bypassing any intervening piece as well as ranging along straight lines in both diagonal directions and orthogonal directions
Charlotte is absolutely adorableee
Sebastian, don't you dare making a contract with her!
@@yudipratama what do you think the FBI can do to a demon butler? 😂😂
yudi pratama jajajajaja no te pases de verga.....don’t summon the FBI
🐻👌
FBI open up
"Even the first time, we kept at it until the morning"
Adorable how innocent she is, not understanding that what she said could get him arrested, it's just adorable!
It was just Hilarious how everyone in the room was trying to process what she just said and everything that could've meant
I didn’t knew that we can text in jail.
*"I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET ME PLAY CLUB PENGUIN IN JAIL"*
- Cowbelly
P.S. RIP CP
I didnt knew you can watch UA-cam in jail
@@m.nizarfikri7948 i suspect loli porn? **ur screwed**
FBI . OPEN UP (FLASH BOMB)
the Zendchannel Let me guess, loli hentai?
LET'S BE HONEST,WE GO TO JAIL COZ OF LOLIS BUT WE ESCAPE TO *P R O T E C C* THEM
PROTECC ALL LOLIS
YEASSS
Maybe early parole 😂😂
InfernoHomura Yes you understand
Hell yah
I love how anime characters take misunderstanding so frickkin seriously it's ridiculously amazing
Tbf the way the Loli at the end described it was just terrible lmao, surprised the chef didn’t call cops
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Just my opinion, but a lot of this artificial tension and drama in anime has always been certified forced cliche to me, one way or another. They always take the most contextual stuff ever, then give it suggestive and/or ambiguous wordings and sentencing when spoken out loud by others.
So many of these conflicts can easily be solved with better communication too. Like if the listeners bother to listen all the way, or the speakers can for once be completely honest in the things they say to avoid using such wordings that beat around the bush (the opposite of which just so happens to be a trend/character trait in slice of life anime, tbh).
Even if it's for comedic reasons, it's been done to death at this point, and a part of me dies inside every time it happens.
@@KusanaG11 I totally agree... But I think we can always alternate genres which we watch, adding an anime which has a strong plot, less beating around the bush, and a little comedy just to lighten the mood every now and then.
I'm pretty sure everyone will get tired of the same kinds of jokes that are used in love comedies, and same kinds of scenarios in slice of life anime if we watch them in a continuous progression.
I can hear the sirens getting closer.
MrStealthlol I think their at my door
MrStealthlol THUMP THUMP SHIT THEIR HERE DISAPPEAR NO JUTSU
I am already in the car
KNOCK KNOCK
I'm already in the jail
Why is this in my recommendation?....i cant go back to jail
Go back? :)
Shoulda thought of that before clicking this video.
how did you get out?
Hol'up
Go back???
You watch one anime clip and UA-cam’s algorithm says,”Oh he likes anime now? Here! I got tons of clips.”
Yes, this is exactly what happen to me so I become one.
ua-cam.com/video/dshO1rjh4rg/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/WRUr7S2OB_Q/v-deo.html
Worse thing is they keep throwing out loli clips, ngl.
Jail san where u at
I'm turning myself in
Unyt hahaha oh man I feel the same dude
Count me in. Lol
Galactic Zrx1 how do I turn my self in?
Any more room for me?
Master Zen if your talking to me turn right and there is cell number 5 for the pedobears
Stay positive! Let's all keep at it til morning everyone!
If we stop, it's serious jail time! ^-^
Lunchbox I
Ban nanatsu no taizai i am with you! PROTECT ALL LOLIS!
AYYO HOL UP
*"Yes, I'm sorry. I'll go die. I'm sorry."*
loli
Life
Of
Living
In prison
:v
LOLIP
lol u deserve more likes
Mark O Tv thank you
:V
Me: Watching this from my top secret nuclear bunker somewhere on Earth.
Basement?
@Opecuted Lmaoooo
anime name
bro can i join you in the bunker tell me the location
Me watching this from my top secret nuclear bunker called "Vault 111"
0:16..stole my heart❤❤
????🤨
well that was easy
😁
😳😳 👉 sus
you should get it back
0:45 "What is this sweet lightning that's piercing my heart?"
That's the taser. You're going to jail.
Lol
Lmao 😂😂
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anime name
It's only 20 seconds, but i've already heard the siren
Nicholas Craig-Porth boi, that was fast
Also, it is hard to type with this handcuff
a disgrace to humankind same man. And I'm in solitary so I don't get beat
Man i saw this turned 1 seconds and sirens went off.... i was like fuck that quick i havent even started...
*This is my last log, they've found me-*
that's him officer.
*loads AK47*
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE ME ALIVE OFFICER!!
BACK ALLEY, IN PURSUIT
RELINQUISH THE MERCHANDISE AND NO ONE GETS HURT
Anthony Manansala WE HAVE CORNERED HIM
Skooma Khajit CAREFUL WE WANT HIM ALIVE!
F.b.I : omae wa mo shinderu
'flips out UNO reverse card ' *no u*
The main caracter: NANI? °-°
Nani
Going to jail because you are gangster : Nope.
Going to jail because you like Loli : Yes.
"I killed a man, what are you in for?"
"I watched a loli compilation on youtube once"
*Gangster starts slowly backing away*
@@zahard1732 All the gangster be like : Create a seperate prison for him, he's too dangerous to be around
Been spending most our lives living in the lolicon paradise
Oh, you guys likes loli?
Name every Loli you know!
You guys say you like them can't spell every names... Including every Anime you've watched with lolis LMAO
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01:00 The lolis are fine and well, but I can't help but stare at that unexpected belly.
Navel gang rise up
You're looking at the correct thing in that scene. Good job.
@@Woeisme2 same here
You and me both
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
This is the FBI! Come out with your pants down
No u
NEVER!!!!!!!!
YA NEVAR TAKE ME ALIUVE MATHAR FAKAAAAAR ( *jump out off the window* )
Jim Mayland
U mean up…?
IM SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS CLICK BAIT
Chef: "I think I'm witnessing a crime."
*The FBI should be knocking on my door in any moment now*
Cyka Blyat hello this is the fbi HAND OVER THE LOLIS AND THIS WILL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS
NEVER LOLIS ARE MY LIFE ALL LOLIS NEED A OWNER I AM THE LOLI
shit I was hoping we could trick him into giving us them lolis
*That Comment That Avatar XD*
idi nahuii ur safe
locomastero Hehe bwoi
Avatar + quote = comedy gold
1:30 Kids truly say the darndest things
Lmfaooo for real
I’m having a hard time following this conversation
Hearing Filo say this to Naofumi is cringeworthy by itself
The Handsome Devil the guys said : well i am fuck
Fake kids...
Charlotte: Hewo!
The other girl: She's a 1st grader.
Me: FBI WHERE ARE YOU
What the?
Lol
hmmm... where should i hide??
in a kinder garden school in japan where no one will find you unless you count me im already there waiting
Bongou bongou behind a tooth pick it's the best hiding place I know
too late
In jail,they'll never think about looking for you there
trash can
She's saying '' Char char char '' ...pokémon
Char Aznable
@@dandelion40k87 *. . .*
Charlotte Izoard
Char Izard
@@NeruNTL just remove the I and you get charzard
0:12 I love that walking animation.
@simosam dragon fbi looking for youuu
Loli: "his technique and his stamina are on point even the first time we kept at it until the morning"
Me: it's okay guys I got this
*Grabs my phone*
"Uh Moshi Moshi?"
Go go gadget criminal offence
inspector gadget ohhh damn inspector gadget the nostalgia
I’m not afraid of jail...
Boi be gay and they will not come.
RaceCarTV yeah because age is a number and jail is just a room, ma boi👌
It just a room
RaceCarTV your parents must be proud of you.
F. B. I. Shit....
King of Lolis?
Satomi rentaro : hold my beer
finally, a real man of culture.
I SAY CRRYYY
0:36 I just noticed those magazines have real photos on them, lol
Is it Frank?
I think those are the real life pros of shogi.
Just a friendly reminder from your local FBI office: Lolis are *_strictly_* for petting, not for fornication!
Does handholding counts?
Can we hug them?
ONLY PATTING AND HUGGING.
MAYBE KISSING
Just a friendly reminder for the FBI. You have Jurisdiction only in America and nowhere else. Anime comes from Japan. So screw you.
I salute this guy for having all the lo- OH SH*T THE FBI HERE RUNNNNN
After watching this, i heard a sirens outside my house. I was so scared, then I immediately decided to peek on my window and my fear flies away when I saw that was a fire truck... *phew*
why there's a fire truck outside your house?
did you burn your computer or something?
Nicole & Kuya that same shit happens to me a lot.... if it’s not a fire here in Jacksonville, then I don’t know what the fuck it is.
I actually panicked a little because I heard sirens outside... wait...SHIT THEY'RE HERE AKSJSLDBSLKAJA
Pokebrawl88 the fuck? Xd
LordJan XD The FBI must've smashed him on the keyboard and he ended up typing like that. After that, well, you known what happened..
lol i'll come visit you in jail until they come for me too
#NoLoliNoLife
That look on the chef's face at the end is priceless
I’d definitely adopt Char and devote my life by making her so much happy. No lewd thoughts bois. Just happy loli thoughts.
FBI won't catch me alive because they will find me already died from Diabetes. Good bye everyone.
Shinsekainoeru XD YOUR COMMENT KILLED ME!!
Heyy guys gonna pause it for now.. I saw an Ice cream truck that has antennas on it.. and the people inside are wearing bulletproof vest inside their tuxedos.. Maybe they are interested in this show.. I'm gonna ask them and buy an ice cream on the way back see you guys in a bit.
Edit: It's been weeks and I'm living in a 3 x 3 meter room and they insist me to wear an orange t-shirt with numbers in it.. it's kinda cool.. plus they are serving us free food 3x a day.. what a win-win. Last week I'm watching some anime and I'm living the best 20 years of my life.
¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
It's all fun and games 'til you drop your soap
Don't drop the soap
Ima just turn myself in...
"Shogi! She's talking about Shogi"
Me: Yeah... that'll hold up in court.
Chef: I don't believe you.
1:08 Counterargument: If being around underage girls makes you a Lolicon, you might as well accuse the entirety of kindergartens and elementary schools around the world of that shit.
Truee cause like hes not acting like a pedo. All this stuff happens because the kiddos want him to. If anything he is a good teacher
Friendly reminder that FBI always watching
feels good no fbi in poland
mrmudzahedini Me too either. HAHA!
嫉妬するあいちゃんを観るのは良いな～(*´ω｀*)
☆愉悦☆
one day ill become the loli king too. theres nothing more beautiful, cute, and perfect than anime lolis, and i aim to love them all.
You need to become anime main character first, you still look 3D as hell.
The FBI can't arrest me because I'm Canadian. Probably.
same, high fucking five.
Is it wrong to try to pick up lolis in a dungeon? Love yee name
Don't worry the jtf2 and the Canadian police are there now.
Myouren Hijiri PDRM Incoming!!!
Is it wrong to try to pick up lolis in a dungeon? I believe it is wrong to try to pick up lolis in a dungeon, but as long as the police or officers in your world don’t check on everybody and everything I think you goods
1:43 shopkeeper: should I made a call?
911 emergency
anime name
@@nopaihaisalut8842 Ryuuou No Oshigoto!
0:54 This part reminds me of "No full auto in the building!"
hahahhaa
I want to hug and kiss her ._.
FBI OPEN UP
Sir you're coming with me
Oh men you should have kept that to yourself
Quy CFL Hug’s enough, but kissing?! That’s a bit overboard on the legal limit, don’t you think? 😅😶
U mean ginko
Consequently, this is why we have the protecc gene.
Human nurturing instincts aren't a purely female thing.
Dad loves his kids too...
And when you grow up raising a kid 40-60% of their life alongside your mother, you start to develop an odd mix of annoyance via sibling and love as a guiding figure.
Life is strange... And unfair.
Prejudice against men is severe when it comes to child-care.
Watching your kid at a park? Creepy dude.
Giving your adorable little girl a smooch on the cheek and a firm hug?
Fukkin perverse old man.
Getting all dopey and giggly when your child hugs your face, rubs your cheeks or kisses you back?
ur a heckin raper mister dad!
Seriously. I've seen some shit. Being a loving dad or close older sibling with a smol is tough on one's mental fortitude.
Luckily... A pat on the head from said little ones while you stifle sobs makes life a little more manageable.
He understands. My troubles
anime name
You heretic you must
Pay with your blood
*grabs Templar sword*
Hello jail room my old friend
Mohammed Al-Tameemi I've come be with you again
Because in a loli softly creeping
Left my seed while she was sleeping...
LMAO
Dafuq
Age is just a number.
Jail is just a place.
Jail is just a room
lolis are not for fapping
Neskess your right. There real people so we need to make real relationships.... ;)
Neskess lolis for hugged and patting!)
Soap is just an object
I can't stop laughing after seeing 1:45
March comes in like a loli
need more likes wtf
Dude, I can't stop watching this everytime i'm depressed, this video cure my depression and i'm not even joking. This is too funny and too cute, especially the last part.😂😌
Happy on your behalf that this can help you.. keep on finding things there can make you feel good.. without damaging or hurting anyone of course but that’s a given.. take care of yourself and enjoy..
0:14 i like this part
*generic FBI comment*
Why are their voices so
K A W A I I
Wow so much jail comments heck with this much loli's im going to prison
game shocker 2.0
Worse.......Alcatraz Island
Why 325 dislikes?
Oh that must be the FBI...
0:21 That part said was the moment you got put on the FBI'S list. Sad for you...
I would feel Guilty. Recommend you plead guilty
FBI: “he’s too dangerous to be left alive”
We need him!
さすが小倉唯さんですね！
0:52 This is not the sound of someone taking pictures
This is actually the sound of FBI's taser gun after you being arrested
can you please turn up the audio volume, can't hear it over the sirens outside my window
思わずニヤけてしまうw
シャルちゃん可愛いすぎ(/ω＼*)ﾃﾞﾚﾃﾞﾚ♥
ほんまそれな
ほんまそれな
👀
I'm going to jail, you're going to jail, and so are you, you too, and you and you, WE'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL!!
Loli: “sit here please!” (Indicating she wants to sit on my lap)
Me: “What? No! I can’t! I could get sent to prison and the FBI’s watching and-“
Loli: (shows ADORABLE begging face, with the beginnings of tears)
Me: …… ‘Goddammit, that’s not fair…’
lmao just grab the little shit and throw her out a window
Pigeon Fowl 🤣😂😭💀
@@pigeonfowl474 *Fatality*
Sorry, sweetie. Very strict rules and laws have to be maintained. You'll be sitting beside your little friends.
Feel sorry for every MC get Misunderstanding, being call a Perv, get beat up for no reason and ETC
0:31 Pay attention Ladies and Gentleman.
The birth of a Tsundere Loli.
Quite a rare one to be honest.
The FBI should be knocking on the door any minute now....
Shamar Eades jontron
1:35 step out of the restaurant now! Hands on your head.
F. B. I. Wathogs arrived! PPRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!! NYAHAHAHA!!!!😈😈
OH SHITU-
Blonde girl: slobbers on teen girl
Teen girl: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH
Me: I don't get it,1:15
IKR!? What the hay! And worse, there was no explanation!
*OJAMASHIMASH* FBI!!!!!
TRAITOR
TADAIMA ONII~CHAN XD
*MOSHI MOSHI FBI DESUKA?*
That would translate to something like "Sorry to bother you, it's the FBI" (just in for a social visit).
Loli is everyone's weakness!
Ladies and Gentlemen, *WE GOT HIM*
Hail king of lolicons
Beefstake 100yen all hail the lord
Hail Loli Lord
Yes. Just have a seat over there please.
forsenCoomer 😭😭😭💢💢💢
FBI should be knocking at this door any minute Now.
japan stop
*NUKE SENT*
Japan go.
Diakun
俺達止まんねぇからよ
とまるんじゃねえぞ
Omg 😲 this cute little french Charlotte izord is too kawaii 😍😍😍
The first loli was too much for my heart ... And now the blonde loli ... I don't feel my heart pounding anymore
Malaki Hitami The last one is Goin to be the FBI
Mega Hunter
Fuck the FBI... I have nothing but pure intentions towards lolis
Malaki Hitami hi I knew you'd be in the comments somewhere lol -your everywhere!
Just an active person who loves to comment
Malaki Hitami lol me too
I need to Get a Job to pay her(Charlotte )the college and gave here a good future
a shogi player doesnt go to college after high school
@Wildstylez
Finally someone normal in the head. Lolis must be loved, not lewded.