Nutso Marjorie Taylor Greene Booted From Committees After Years of Lies & Conspiracies

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  • Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
  • Guillermo made an appearance on ESPN Deportes to talk about the Super Bowl, the CDC is saying no to parties for the big game, the White House is working on a plan to send masks to every American, the House voted to remove Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene from the education and budget committees after years of spreading misinformation and crazy conspiracies, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Sean Hannity pretended to not know what QAnon was, the QAnon Shaman from the Capitol Riots claims he didn’t eat for nine straight days because they wouldn’t provide him with organic food, Donald Trump resigned from SAG-AFTRA, and in honor of Tom Brady making it to his 10th Super Bowl, an all-Tom Brady edition of #MeanTweets.
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  • @TT-yg2np
    @TT-yg2np 3 роки тому +117

    They need to re-call this woman and get her out of congress.

    • @burkeyatm
      @burkeyatm 3 роки тому +5

      @G G Marjorie is BATSHIT crazy. Yeah, she should totally be allowed to influence the direction of a nation...LMFAO

    • @sharonbarton1888
      @sharonbarton1888 3 роки тому +1

      @G G kamala harris is a bright,intelligent woman; men like you r terrified of smart woman. Perhaps it is because you r small....of mind.

  • @luckylee5026
    @luckylee5026 3 роки тому +667

    She wants "unity"🤣🤣 didnt she say "flood the capitol building??" she must be thrown away from congress!!!!

    • @heyoou
      @heyoou 3 роки тому +32

      That’s what all Republicans say now as defence. There was never any unity in the 4 years with Frump. Some don’t even believe their own words by the expression on their faces.

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 3 роки тому +10

      *_Capital punishment is better for majorie._*

    • @jacobalexander9001
      @jacobalexander9001 3 роки тому +4

      The Democrats said they want unity. Aoc wants all Republicans kids taken away from parents and be put in camps, Maxine waters said to antagonize Trump supporters if they're eating out or any public space get in they're face. Do research you easily manipulated puppet.

    • @katem331
      @katem331 3 роки тому +22

      @@jacobalexander9001 wow, what is it like to live in this alternative reality you are in?

    • @cantin8697
      @cantin8697 3 роки тому +18

      @@jacobalexander9001 Seems you're the easily manipulated puppet. Where the hell you get that? Facebook?

  • @onesilike9838
    @onesilike9838 3 роки тому +157

    Now that she’s out of the committees, just ignore her and cut off her publicity. The media has not yet learned the lesson of Trump’s election.....way too much exposure for a grifter and conman

    • @lawschoolpro
      @lawschoolpro 3 роки тому +13

      Exactly. I was talking to my wife about this. In every aspect of my life, either military, or business, you ignore and isolate them. We’re just trying to live, theaters no time for your bullshit.

    • @honeybunch5765
      @honeybunch5765 3 роки тому +1

      @Joe F yep it sells.

  • @Chris-dr4bl
    @Chris-dr4bl 3 роки тому +187

    Keep voting people like this in and we wonder why America is falling apart.

    • @gabidouglas3813
      @gabidouglas3813 3 роки тому +8

      Agreed 100%!☆☆☆

    • @faceones
      @faceones 3 роки тому +4

      Biden already lost 40 k jobs good job with your votes

    • @mya200014
      @mya200014 3 роки тому +5

      preach it. that woman is a loony

    • @moniqueuu8777
      @moniqueuu8777 3 роки тому +2

      Even for our regular jobs there are certain requirements: what are theirs?

    • @Chris-dr4bl
      @Chris-dr4bl 3 роки тому

      @@moniqueuu8777 Fake it til you make it.

  • @keithbraham6438
    @keithbraham6438 3 роки тому +211

    Let us not kid ourselves. This woman is what the Republican Party has become..and seen by them as it's future. May God help us

    • @Pattys1967
      @Pattys1967 3 роки тому +4

      I don’t know about anyone else,but I didn’t know trump was even on any of these movies and if I did I would have just kept scrolling thru because I can’t stand this mans ugly face uh hell no '. and now that I do know I will never watch any of the shows he mentioned hopefully everyone else would do the same

    • @stevehardie8109
      @stevehardie8109 3 роки тому +9

      The republican party was legit and good. Now its a circus.

    • @princemichael9128
      @princemichael9128 3 роки тому

      @@Pattys1967 He made cameo appearances.

    • @emanon321
      @emanon321 3 роки тому

      What if....what if God is really a closet Republican under that thick white robe? What then?

    • @sodwi768
      @sodwi768 3 роки тому +5

      I’m liberal, and “god” definitely would not help us. God would hate politics.

  • @JellyBean-lo4sl
    @JellyBean-lo4sl 3 роки тому +523

    When your "apology" blames everyone else it's not an apology.

    • @lekholokoelekotsoanamoloi9593
      @lekholokoelekotsoanamoloi9593 3 роки тому +4

      It is a ooops! I did again

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 3 роки тому +23

      The party of Personal Responsibility... lmao. Everyone else should be responsible for their actions, but when a Republican does it, it's time to just forget about it and move on.

    • @alanized
      @alanized 3 роки тому +15

      She was "allowed to believe lies" is slippery passive language. The "party of responsibility" has lost its way.

    • @Radwar99
      @Radwar99 3 роки тому +10

      Republican Adam Kinzinger said he didn't hear an apology from her at the GOP closed door meeting.

    • @remiscott9843
      @remiscott9843 3 роки тому

      NB4 "I was allowed to own a gun..."

  • @Psychetwo
    @Psychetwo 3 роки тому +22

    So if someone robs a bank and gets caught can they just say that happened in the past. They are no longer a bank robber anymore. Everyone can just use that logic and get away with anything!

  • @oldschool8798
    @oldschool8798 3 роки тому +19

    Kevin McCarthy does an amazing job of standing up for someone without a spine.

  • @libanabu6222
    @libanabu6222 3 роки тому +34

    Someone should fact check if her school was actually taken hostage

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @moniqueuu8777
      @moniqueuu8777 3 роки тому +6

      They did, she didn't lie this time. All the more reason she should've felt empathy and sympathy instead if that appalling behaviour.

  • @georgesdrouillard3061
    @georgesdrouillard3061 3 роки тому +215

    This lady gives me the confidence to run for office. If this is where the bar is....

    • @GertGybels
      @GertGybels 3 роки тому +15

      4 years of Trump and now this womans gives you the confidence? ;-)

    • @MrKingtyrant05
      @MrKingtyrant05 3 роки тому +10

      The only requirement to run office is being rich.

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 3 роки тому +6

      Georges Drouillard go for it!! You'd have to join the repumplican party tho' where absolutely ANYTHING goes: all and any lies, grabbing pussy, carrying weapons in Congress, assassinating Senators at will, spewing hatred. With so much goodwill in a party how can you possibly resist...WOOO-HOOO!!!

    • @edwardhanson1572
      @edwardhanson1572 3 роки тому +11

      I can think of several words to describe her, but "lady" is not one of them.

    • @tomisakin
      @tomisakin 3 роки тому +7

      My pet lizard, Elizabeth could make an earnest run for congress.

  • @kathiebradley5881
    @kathiebradley5881 3 роки тому +10

    Tom Bradys like, attack me, my wife, my house, but you leave my damn dog out of this!

  • @europainvicta3907
    @europainvicta3907 3 роки тому +92

    That letter to the actor’s union - it’s petulant, immature, pathetic.

    • @maggiebeth5442
      @maggiebeth5442 3 роки тому +8

      peter brady If you added narcissistic and delusional to your description of Trump's letter then you would have a perfect description of the orange himself

    • @keithameerali9474
      @keithameerali9474 3 роки тому +3

      Trump plagiarized that letter.

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 3 роки тому +3

      All traits of DJT.

    • @kevinbrady3063
      @kevinbrady3063 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly 💯! That pretty much describes EVERYTHING that sad sack is and does!

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 3 роки тому +2

      In other words - a typical Trump response!😁😂

  • @7525916
    @7525916 3 роки тому +114

    She lied about being in a hostage situation. It was in a different school 8 miles away.

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 3 роки тому +8

      WTF

    • @douglaslowe5
      @douglaslowe5 3 роки тому +28

      She is completely unaware things can be easily fact checked.

    • @7525916
      @7525916 3 роки тому +20

      @@douglaslowe5 actually it's worse because she basically gave precise enough details that it literally took me about 5 minutes to figure out the place and approximate year and google a news article.

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube 3 роки тому +12

      It was a very long hall...

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 роки тому +22

      The GOP doesn't fact check, that's why they love facebook and Fox so much. No facts getting in the way there. Their base will never know.

  • @G0DofRock
    @G0DofRock 3 роки тому +49

    Wow, thank God the world had Marjorie Greene in 2021 to confirm that 9/11 in-fact *did* happen..
    Where would we be without her?
    It's been 20 years of not-knowing.
    I remember everyone in 2001 was like "Wait, what just happened..did those buildings just fall over?"

  • @forpbrrosema5578
    @forpbrrosema5578 2 роки тому +3

    My favorite part is when Jimmy goes, “Thanks for - - thanks for everything.” Like he had no idea what he was meaning to say. Lol.

  • @corpsmanup5498
    @corpsmanup5498 3 роки тому +11

    Makes me sad for anyone who thought she might be a good representative. Not smart.

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 3 роки тому +552

    McCarthy, got so red when he lied, saying he's never heard of Q Anon, I thought he was going to burst into flames. "Somebody check his heart!"

  • @sethie_shots
    @sethie_shots 3 роки тому +160

    The best part is the SAG response. In it’s entirety
    “Thank you”

  • @waqqashanafi
    @waqqashanafi 3 роки тому +5

    Dude took a shot of hand sanitizer like a champ.

  • @Pablo.Romano98
    @Pablo.Romano98 3 роки тому +40

    Out of all the insults Tom took, the last about his dog eating chocolate was golden and trigger worthy 😂

    • @emiynu
      @emiynu 3 роки тому +3

      This is a pet-worshiping society, westerners. Whenever someone is not fazed, resort to jabbing them with insulting hopes about their pet. Works every time.

  • @dollymadison2397
    @dollymadison2397 3 роки тому +28

    Yes...America should be divided from you, Marjorie.

  • @frankie1012
    @frankie1012 3 роки тому +163

    Marge T. Greene *LOVES* to hear herself talk. Most of her speech made absolutely zero sense.

    • @christopheromoifo1526
      @christopheromoifo1526 3 роки тому +8

      Can't agree more with you bro
      But that's exactly how the Republicans like it though, completely senseless, vile and depraved
      Look at the unprecedented embrace, affection and appreciation for trump
      Can't you believe that 74 million plus actually voted to sustain such lunacy?

    • @user-Tina8462
      @user-Tina8462 3 роки тому +5

      @@christopheromoifo1526 unbelievable isn't it 74 million people still backed him after everything he has done and not done these last 4 years. he had a chance to prove himself the first term and he failed. Like the saying goes fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

    • @nickro7722
      @nickro7722 3 роки тому

      @@christopheromoifo1526 Actually 80 million dimwit

    • @jenniferredder6226
      @jenniferredder6226 3 роки тому

      @@user-Tina8462 And Still back him and nothing is going to change that!!!

    • @oldsesalt8496
      @oldsesalt8496 3 роки тому +1

      Off her meds. It was worthy of Lincoln in her mind.

  • @sncddb
    @sncddb 3 роки тому +35

    Laughing out loud, shaking my head or shouting “WTF”.

  • @dugfriendly
    @dugfriendly 3 роки тому +8

    she forgot to say "I'm not a witch" to complete her image

  • @nhokonhokopuala
    @nhokonhokopuala 3 роки тому +64

    She is even more despicable when retracting....

  •  3 роки тому +660

    Tom Brady, or, as we call him in Brazil, "Gisele's husband".

    • @ruisilva2617
      @ruisilva2617 3 роки тому +9

      Bem dito 😆

    • @allyhouser1495
      @allyhouser1495 3 роки тому +48

      A few years ago I had Tom Brady as my starting fantasy football QB. My team logo was a picture of Gisele and my team name was "Gisele's Husband's Team".

    • @tachiebillano6244
      @tachiebillano6244 3 роки тому +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂👍🏼

    • @stephoneley6771
      @stephoneley6771 3 роки тому +4

      Jajajajjajaja

    • @renatoiida
      @renatoiida 3 роки тому +5

      The correct is Gizello

  • @ansuajo
    @ansuajo 3 роки тому +54

    Jimmy has been killing it this pandemic, with his authenticity and his innate kindness

  • @PerversePoster
    @PerversePoster 3 роки тому +21

    Instead of making jokes about her, here's a thought: Examine how the hell she got elected in the first place! It's the process that needs to be laughed at.

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 3 роки тому +5

      I'm crying about that process rather than laughing. She doesn't have a shred of empathy in that damaged brain. Just like her hero. No sense of the joy of life or the tragedy. Power and greed is all that matters to them.

    • @onetravlnnurse
      @onetravlnnurse 3 роки тому

      Process doesn't matter. People used the available process to elect her.

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 3 роки тому +3

      @@Wildcat82164 it appears people were drawn to her public speaking but no-one knew about her shocking social media posts at the time. There's a wikipedia page about her now.

    • @PerversePoster
      @PerversePoster 3 роки тому +3

      @@onetravlnnurse Any process that can see a woman this clearly unhinged elected to anything that matters, is flawed.

    • @onetravlnnurse
      @onetravlnnurse 3 роки тому +5

      @@PerversePoster It is not the process. It's the millions who think just like her and her supreme leader that's the problem. Uneducated. Bigoted and proudly so. These people never participated in the process before...til they explicitly heard the call. So they came.

  • @smilesandyoka
    @smilesandyoka 3 роки тому +289

    This woman Greene is beyond belief - and people voted for her? What is wrong with them?

    • @marilynseptember21
      @marilynseptember21 3 роки тому +21

      Some human beings should never have been born. That is why we have rapists, pedos, serial killers, domestic abusers, etc. Such people also vote.

    • @buddydooley8650
      @buddydooley8650 3 роки тому +16

      @@marilynseptember21 Well, they can be perfectly innocent of such criminality and be merely stupid. Which is often the case.

    • @aohige
      @aohige 3 роки тому +15

      She ran unopposed. No one actually voted for her.

    • @andrewthezeppo
      @andrewthezeppo 3 роки тому +12

      She is southern and they barely pretend to hide their racism

    • @happycanayjian1582
      @happycanayjian1582 3 роки тому +2

      @@buddydooley8650 It’s not possible to hit the nail more squarely on the head than the way you just worded that.

  • @DocProdusser
    @DocProdusser 3 роки тому +15

    Hope you Americans get that together and get rid of these Gangsters.

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 3 роки тому

      @Shad Rock You don't even know what Communism is, little American, and your Democrats aren't even Socialists, let alone Communists.

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 3 роки тому

      @Shad Rock That's not an opinion at all.
      Over here, the Democrats would be center-right.

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 3 роки тому

      @Shad Rock Yes, you are in the US which is heavily polarized.

  • @splatbubble
    @splatbubble 3 роки тому +57

    This woman looks like a grown up Garbage Pail Kid.

    • @r8chied770
      @r8chied770 3 роки тому +1

      No way, she's not that cute.

    • @splatbubble
      @splatbubble 3 роки тому

      @@r8chied770 ok then... Bill Dauterive? Barney Rubble? Harry, after he left the Hendersons? Beauregard from the Muppet Show?

  • @tsm_kyle1258
    @tsm_kyle1258 3 роки тому +7

    "What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul"

  • @bumbipungen
    @bumbipungen 3 роки тому +640

    "Qanon and media is just as guilty..."" Well if by "media" she means Fox news...

    • @gandalfthesober5502
      @gandalfthesober5502 3 роки тому +29

      Definitely Fox news. As an Australian I'm glad that Rupert Murdoch gave up his Australian citizenship.

    • @bobbyjayz1726
      @bobbyjayz1726 3 роки тому +1

      @@gandalfthesober5502 y'all crazy and don't know what media means stop trying to decipher trash I know it's your inner Q calling but maybe get some fresh air and relax its not that complicated lol 😂

    • @pwatson5766
      @pwatson5766 3 роки тому +30

      @@bobbyjayz1726
      Punctuation isn't that complicated either.

    • @sisteryster6754
      @sisteryster6754 3 роки тому +8

      @@gandalfthesober5502 Murdoch and coal mines is definitely an embarresment for Australia. Plz stop mining coal.

    • @rosg3893
      @rosg3893 3 роки тому +2

      @@gandalfthesober5502 Rupert still has control over Australia media and government

  • @zw246
    @zw246 3 роки тому +123

    Isn’t it sad that these people will ignore actual journalists around the world BUT will believe some anonymous person posting on message boards.....

    • @dlwhite6537
      @dlwhite6537 3 роки тому +2

      You didn't hear her speech. You just go with cnn

    • @mrindependent1
      @mrindependent1 3 роки тому +13

      Cuz they’re the “deep state” or the “lame stream media”. But the content some weirdo is posting from his laptop is “research”. Go figure

    • @peteratkin3788
      @peteratkin3788 3 роки тому +9

      See your comment has attracted the bots, you know you said something right when that happens.

    • @teresacampbell8493
      @teresacampbell8493 3 роки тому +6

      I agree with you. Those republicans that aided and abetted in the insurrection should be brought up on charges of treason! I also think it's funny that all those republicans that supported Trump in his lies about winning the election are going regret their actions. Selfish, stingy republicans only care about filling corporate buddies pockets so they can get big donations and line their own pockets with money!

    • @ttee6990
      @ttee6990 3 роки тому +1

      boy oh boy is the "the comment of the year award!" yay!! this cant be better. hats off to you for this comment. finally we will see the end to this conspiracy after all there are people out there that have brains and common sense. you restore a sense of healing to human common sense.

  • @servraghgiorsal7382
    @servraghgiorsal7382 Рік тому +2

    When I was in the hospital with COVID, THE NURSES wearing helmets similar to football ones, but equipped with fans and ventilation because some of them were wearing glasses can you IMAGINE having to wear such cumbersome equipment every day!?! And they were saving lives every day !!

  • @screaminpman
    @screaminpman 3 роки тому +22

    Trump’s letter to SAG-AFTRA is hilarious 🤣 Now that he no longer has power, his tantrums are 100x more pathetic

  • @zed4225
    @zed4225 3 роки тому +438

    Kevin McCarthy, how red is he... omg, he's as red as Trump is orange

    • @heyoou
      @heyoou 3 роки тому +31

      I noticed that too. Are they all going to the same bad tanning place. LOL!!!

    • @romulo.silveira
      @romulo.silveira 3 роки тому +19

      Right? At first I thought they edited his skin color for a joke, but then realized his ears have different shades of purple-red. Daaamn!

    • @sharonrenedavenport8995
      @sharonrenedavenport8995 3 роки тому +2

      @@eaglevision9791 “ Cute Clip “
      I LIKED THAT ! Brilliant 💎

    • @robertbeaulieu1717
      @robertbeaulieu1717 3 роки тому +8

      he wanted to be orange just like his hero , unfortunately , like ten percent of men he is color blind . nice try though little buddy , just smear on a little yellow and youre there

    • @robertdouglas8895
      @robertdouglas8895 3 роки тому

      Making fun of appearances is a racial slur.

  • @JSK2909
    @JSK2909 3 роки тому +61

    “... and took our entire school hostage.... that happened right down the room from my classroom”. Really?

    • @stevehardie8109
      @stevehardie8109 3 роки тому +11

      Probably never happend lol

    • @thundercactus
      @thundercactus 3 роки тому +13

      If she believes it hard enough, then it really happened. That's how it works, right? lol

    • @stevehardie8109
      @stevehardie8109 3 роки тому +1

      @@thundercactus No

  • @yaminibhamare1148
    @yaminibhamare1148 3 роки тому +1

    It is worrisome that this lady was on education committee. Very sad America, very sad..

  • @ernarc23
    @ernarc23 3 роки тому +4

    I love you, Jimmy. This show was awesome.

  • @davidhwang4221
    @davidhwang4221 3 роки тому +258

    She only backflipped cause her batshit crazy rants are hurting her back pocket

    • @canoegirl6335
      @canoegirl6335 3 роки тому +10

      100% agree

    • @rohitr9400
      @rohitr9400 3 роки тому +2

      Well her lies are still giving her millions on donations.. She just have to wait till Republicans are in majority again in the house to get into a committee again.. Not a Trump supporter btw..

    • @karascene13
      @karascene13 3 роки тому +1

      This has HELPED her financially- not hurt her!

    • @donnagarriott3566
      @donnagarriott3566 3 роки тому +2

      Ya there goes her checks she wants that 💰 what these people say and do for 💰

    • @melindawilliams1833
      @melindawilliams1833 3 роки тому +4

      Agreed, and yes BATSHIT CRAZY is what I call her too. I'm afraid there's a few more of them in office.

  • @karensbadapples8337
    @karensbadapples8337 3 роки тому +58

    If… “I never thought there would be consequences”… was a person🤪

  • @Joegoulart
    @Joegoulart 3 роки тому +6

    Even we in PORTUGAL know what Qanon is. You have really bad liars over there!

  • @sirclifforddrakemalcolmjac5870
    @sirclifforddrakemalcolmjac5870 3 роки тому +2

    Honestly, how can people like this be in power? Have power of any kind really!? Shes insane!

  • @guytje1717
    @guytje1717 3 роки тому +49

    And he is so pretentious to sign the letter as “President” D.T. Wow 🙄

    • @powerpopaholic876
      @powerpopaholic876 3 роки тому

      Some experts on etiquette say that a president retains the title, as a courtesy, even after leaving office.

    • @zbatzb
      @zbatzb 3 роки тому +5

      Former and twice impeached citizen #45

    • @guytje1717
      @guytje1717 3 роки тому +1

      @@powerpopaholic876 But, but he has no etiquette 😉 Anyway, such a title, you have to deserve it

    • @guytje1717
      @guytje1717 3 роки тому +1

      @Axiom Steel Yes he can, but he shouldn’t. 😐

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 3 роки тому

      @@powerpopaholic876 if #45 deserved any courtesy, I would extend it. He deserves only scorn.

  • @LD86
    @LD86 3 роки тому +184

    GOP motto: Never let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 роки тому +2

      Problem is, their base would say, "Yeah!" to that.

    • @einmensch4040
      @einmensch4040 3 роки тому +2

      With GOP interest and power always win over facts and law.

    • @remiscott9843
      @remiscott9843 3 роки тому +2

      Bush said something about dangerous conspiracy theories...

    • @tiffbeevachou108
      @tiffbeevachou108 3 роки тому +2

      And always retort with false equivalence and abortion

    • @jasonsmith7334
      @jasonsmith7334 3 роки тому +1

      Russia collusion.. 🤣 facts huh?

  • @rehoot1973
    @rehoot1973 3 роки тому +2

    Jimmy I love how you call them all out!

  • @lumpy0100
    @lumpy0100 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks Jimmy Kimmel Et Al.🙂 "You're the crazy One, not Us!"🙂

  • @MrNEON62
    @MrNEON62 3 роки тому +124

    There are more People like her in Congress let‘s get them

  • @dgochez
    @dgochez 3 роки тому +120

    Guillermo speaks english with a mexican accent and spanish with a US accent..

    • @NynkeLDN
      @NynkeLDN 3 роки тому +8

      happens when you grow up speaking multiple languages. I speak English with A Dutch accent, Dutch with a Frisian accent and Frisian with a Dutch accent lol :*D

    • @blissphemous
      @blissphemous 3 роки тому

      That's kinda fkd up in a way

    • @robertof.s.7491
      @robertof.s.7491 3 роки тому

      I did catch that lol. His Spanish did sound funny

    • @nickro7722
      @nickro7722 3 роки тому

      Tu eres un racista

  • @jasonmcelroy1938
    @jasonmcelroy1938 3 роки тому +11

    Everyone is talking about Greene but, I'm still laughing at the Trumper that called CSPAN 🤣

  • @vickiedixon9745
    @vickiedixon9745 3 роки тому +2

    O my gosh, would rather die eating meatloaf at Cracker Barrel, such great material lol Love this show

  • @ronalddrumpf7126
    @ronalddrumpf7126 3 роки тому +22

    It still feels strange to hear a sentence beginning with "the white house..." and not ending with a breathtaking scandal

    • @LooneyLoonsBalloons
      @LooneyLoonsBalloons 3 роки тому

      To bad no scandals could EVER be revealed to be true huh, just lame stream media lies, BUT , if so, remind me when Trump got taken out of office over it while being the sitting president... I'll wait.....

    • @ronalddrumpf7126
      @ronalddrumpf7126 3 роки тому +2

      @@LooneyLoonsBalloons sorry, I don't feed trolls.

  • @gregtenney7279
    @gregtenney7279 3 роки тому +18

    Jimmy Kimmel is my best chance of getting a really good laugh in a otherwise fuxked up world. Thanks Jimmy and keep up the good work! Oh yeah and your jokes are kinda funny too!

  • @d.michaelmcbridedc1082
    @d.michaelmcbridedc1082 3 роки тому +21

    She’s just an embarrassment. The Re public can’t s just lie and applaud.

  • @thomasholden500
    @thomasholden500 3 роки тому +1

    I can remember when I was learning the alphabet in kindergarten and the teacher told us a capital Q looked like a man smoking a cigarette. That was in 1968. I bet teachers no longer do that.

    • @bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8
      @bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8 3 роки тому

      not in the 90s and probably not today, no lol. we just had the letters all upon th walls of th classroom so we never 4got wat they looked like. im a lil surprised u remember somthing that minor from kindergarden tho. all i remember from being 5/6 in school was the real eggs we got to watch incubate and the fact that ours never hatched but the other classrooms did and they had baby chicks that were so cute. still pissed about that to this day lol. o an some skank who i let look at my new necklace tried to say it was hers and steal it!! at 37 I still have not learned 2 protect myslf and not just trust or be nice and generous to any old person. thats why rt now im in a situations where my roommates have like ruined my life and stolen thousands of dollars from me just ocntinue to live with me and act like thy r doing nothing wrong and IM the crazy one. right cuz im the one who has lived here for 4 yrs with lots of diff roommates and im the one on the lease and ur the deadbeats who were on welfare in a motel with ur toddler b4 i gave u a roof over ur head 4 way less than i could afford cuz im 2 nice. sorry. this is where my mind always goes now

  • @MyHeart1955
    @MyHeart1955 3 роки тому +137

    Her “apology” seems to turn the light to the sadness she “so-called” experienced. You do NOT shed light on yourself when you’re trying to get yourself out of the heat.

    • @LooneyLoonsBalloons
      @LooneyLoonsBalloons 3 роки тому +1

      Just because you apparently like to bring darkness into your life and not the light as you say, even when you might go through a patch of darkness, doesn't mean we all have to live a horrible life like yourself to cope with the realities of a losers life..... Just saying, it really takes a Karen to make a comment like yours, o we can do it but not her... Your a Karen that got mad mad mad 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @DL-tc4ie
      @DL-tc4ie 3 роки тому +6

      @@LooneyLoonsBalloons That's a pretty aggressive reply just for the op. Did you misinterpret what he said or are you just coping?

    • @hahabass
      @hahabass 3 роки тому +3

      @@DL-tc4ie Not even 'coping', it seems.

    • @LooneyLoonsBalloons
      @LooneyLoonsBalloons 3 роки тому

      @@DL-tc4ie I'm sorry, did someone pull your chain Karen????? Are you going to get mad mad mad 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡???? Cope with your own failures in life, don't tread on me....

    • @fancythisgirl3
      @fancythisgirl3 3 роки тому +5

      @@LooneyLoonsBalloons lmao wtf are you even saying dude. Is big boy big mad? 😂

  • @jimmywest8684
    @jimmywest8684 3 роки тому +29

    Anyone shocked at how red Kevin McCarthy's face is?!?

    • @theresaiwright7085
      @theresaiwright7085 3 роки тому +4

      It looked liked he sat under a heat lamp and fell asleep.

    • @johnj1602
      @johnj1602 3 роки тому +1

      look worst than a drunk on a drinking spree..

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 3 роки тому

      He matches the wall color ... im hoping is the camera, cause if its not, he probably has some health issues that should be looked at by a doctor. 😬

    • @jrzr1river489
      @jrzr1river489 3 роки тому

      Guilty lol

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko 3 роки тому +1

    A lot of people in Canada are keeping their Christmas lights up to help keep spirits up this winter.

  • @themuslimmajoritynetwork9134
    @themuslimmajoritynetwork9134 3 роки тому

    That was a perfect start to my day. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel

  • @michaelch7820
    @michaelch7820 3 роки тому +316

    Marjorie Taylor Greene is like a carny who, for some strange reason, got a gig at Olive Garden and can't stop freaking out the customers

    • @mariyamwaniki
      @mariyamwaniki 3 роки тому +2

      Ha ha ha ha ha

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 3 роки тому +8

      Id never take a breadstick from her

    • @RestoreTechnique
      @RestoreTechnique 3 роки тому +5

      Brilliant 🤣

    • @LooneyLoonsBalloons
      @LooneyLoonsBalloons 3 роки тому +1

      The unity from all in this comment section is over bearing, "KAREN'S" THE LOT OF YOU....

    • @beachcaving
      @beachcaving 3 роки тому +6

      @@LooneyLoonsBalloons psycobabble won't work on people with actual intelligence, hu?😁🤘❣

  • @notta3d
    @notta3d 3 роки тому +30

    What the hell is McCarthy's blood pressure? He looks like he's going to pop. Maybe he got all that when he went down to kiss the ring?

    • @grandwonder5858
      @grandwonder5858 3 роки тому +1

      All of those lies have built up so much heat that he is literally being cooked like a red lobster!

    • @trishverdadan3756
      @trishverdadan3756 3 роки тому

      Way too many adult beverages to try and ease the pain of the truth.

  • @SLYdevil
    @SLYdevil 3 роки тому

    My kids love seeing the opening with your kids & wife. 'It's ridiculous!' with a big laugh is cannon in my heart & house.

  • @thomaskline
    @thomaskline 3 роки тому +6

    If he needs more expensive food than the prisoners are given, he shouldn’t have broken the law.
    Was the judge who ordered he be fed organically a trump appointee. Did he get the message through his foil hat?

    • @user-jy3zl2vp4b
      @user-jy3zl2vp4b 3 роки тому

      Yeah. In some countries, as a prisoner, you only get to eat if your family brings you food each day. Keeps you from crossing your family! Perhaps we should do that here. Cut our bills and the nonsense immediately!

  • @killjoycola
    @killjoycola 3 роки тому +71

    The fact that people actually voted for someone this crazy blows my mind.

    • @thalidomide01
      @thalidomide01 3 роки тому +6

      It's murica, man. A country where flat earthers and anti vaxxers exsists. Maybe originated.

    • @4realfran
      @4realfran 3 роки тому +8

      Her opponent withdrew from the race cos of treats. She threatened them and her Q crazy people finished the job. That's how she was elected.

    • @iirgendsonTyp
      @iirgendsonTyp 3 роки тому +3

      Really? Millions voted for T***p 2016 and after watching all of it again in 2020

    • @Poblo12345
      @Poblo12345 3 роки тому

      Georgia 🙄

    • @normacolon9618
      @normacolon9618 3 роки тому +1

      She was the default. She threaten the other party and the family. which was a doctor and he quit.

  • @Andrew-hx1rd
    @Andrew-hx1rd 3 роки тому +54

    The Karen of all Karen’s

    • @thedoctor684
      @thedoctor684 3 роки тому +3

      Does anyone else feel bad for people actually named Karen

    • @ansuajo
      @ansuajo 3 роки тому +2

      @@thedoctor684 no.

    • @normacolon9618
      @normacolon9618 3 роки тому +2

      Actually she is a Ken with a skirt. But shes not out of the closet ,so tough yet hiding under her skirt

  • @whiteknightshreds
    @whiteknightshreds 3 роки тому

    “Mumbai Mojito” 4:27, “Keep him in a Wayfair cabinet and roll him out when they need him”, I spit out my dinner. Thank you for the laughs Jimmy. You’re so talented. Hit ‘em with the Hein!😂😂😂

  • @anniejayy9559
    @anniejayy9559 3 роки тому +5

    You can tell from Trump's letter that he sorely misses tweeting

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 роки тому +1

      it was too well written to be trump... my money is that it was steven miller.

  • @ChantingInTheDark
    @ChantingInTheDark 3 роки тому +509

    Greene’s apologies are as fake as Trump’s “tan”

    • @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A
      @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A 3 роки тому +2

      That tan cost more than you

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly !

    • @sleeks9939
      @sleeks9939 3 роки тому +15

      Trump has that Oompa Lupa tan 🤣😂

    • @sleeks9939
      @sleeks9939 3 роки тому +10

      @@derekmetcalf7657U.S.A tans are actually free from the sun 😂🤣 what he has on is a cake of makeup haha.

    • @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A
      @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A 3 роки тому +1

      @@sleeks9939 that's what I meant hahaha

  • @youreoffline4934
    @youreoffline4934 3 роки тому +33

    When you have been so bad that people praise you for saying you don't condone bad.

  • @donovan3476
    @donovan3476 3 роки тому +8

    *Marjorie Taylor Greene:* American Freedom allowed her to chose what to believe; Science & Facts or nonsense. An "Educated Adult Woman", she, of her own free will, gleefully chose nonsense.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 3 роки тому +1

    As I live 15 miles outside of Tampa I wouldn't doubt anti maskers would be willing to wear that helmet without whining 😂

  • @Cheese-is-its-own-food-group
    @Cheese-is-its-own-food-group 3 роки тому +34

    MTG was backpedaling so fast she actually went back in time and beat Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France! DAMN!

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 3 роки тому +3

      Almost as fast as Superman spinning the planet and turning back time...

  • @Me-wk3ix
    @Me-wk3ix 3 роки тому +54

    She's older than I am, and I'm 40. School shootings were not really a thing at the point we were in highschool, so I kind of question that. And her past beliefs and words are what put in her in office. Gun free school zone act would have just been enacted when she was 16 (1990). She could be telling the truth, but I'm skeptical.

    • @blowc1612
      @blowc1612 3 роки тому +13

      Funny how she never mentioned this before. Wouldnt it had been national news especially back then if a school was held at gun point.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 роки тому +4

      @@blowc1612 it would have but the first one was in the 70s or 80s. Ergo, the Boomtown Rats song

    • @pwatson5766
      @pwatson5766 3 роки тому +8

      Exactly how many students were in that school that ONE kid could hold the whole school hostage?? I suspect skullduggery on Ms Greene's part.

    • @nagranoth_
      @nagranoth_ 3 роки тому +4

      @Zuma Zuma IF she went to school...

    • @LooneyLoonsBalloons
      @LooneyLoonsBalloons 3 роки тому +1

      @@pwatson5766 I was in middle school in the mid 80s, happened more than you'd think actually.... Has gotten worse over the yrs apparently, not to say her thing was true or not, just pointing out that it was a thing back then as well.....

  • @TacoBarato
    @TacoBarato 3 роки тому

    "Yo voy con el viejito" hahaha Oh, Guillermo...

  • @margritkaminsky1470
    @margritkaminsky1470 3 роки тому

    Bravo, Guillermo!

  • @kaptenhiu5623
    @kaptenhiu5623 3 роки тому +162

    That Trump's letter is so hilariously funny to read. It's like a 5 yro throwing tantrum in written form. LOL

    • @StudeSteve62
      @StudeSteve62 3 роки тому +5

      I heard that read out by James Corden previously and genuinely thought it was fake! Wow.
      If I'm that SAG exec, I'm getting that sucker expensively framed and hanging it directly behond my desk. It's absolute gold...

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 3 роки тому +2

      @StudeSteve62 my thoughts exactly! They better frame that letter lol 😂!

    • @gregorythomassr5485
      @gregorythomassr5485 3 роки тому

      @UA-camwill Deletemyaccount plz delete this account.

    • @gregorythomassr5485
      @gregorythomassr5485 3 роки тому

      @UA-camwill Deletemyaccount you must not be important enough cause it's still up

  • @juantamad5784
    @juantamad5784 3 роки тому +194

    Whatever she's saying sounds like string of lies.

  • @TommyMacLuckie
    @TommyMacLuckie 3 роки тому

    I about spit out my pizza with the Tom Brady reading tweets.

  • @mariebrown4966
    @mariebrown4966 3 роки тому

    "Where's the door! I want to go home!"

  • @izzysandoval510
    @izzysandoval510 3 роки тому +18

    GOP is now GQP

  • @peridot180
    @peridot180 3 роки тому +9

    Oh God, the tweets read by Tom Brady made me LOL. XD

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm 3 роки тому +8

    Trump loves two things, himself and his mirror.But his mirror isn't happy at seeing him everyday.

    • @FreezyAbitKT7A
      @FreezyAbitKT7A 3 роки тому +2

      3... kicking golf balls. Either his or anyone playing with him.

  • @Wild_Vegan_Child
    @Wild_Vegan_Child 3 роки тому

    Loved that meatloaf & cracker barrel joke 😆😅🤣

  • @pamelapeterson2987
    @pamelapeterson2987 3 роки тому +3

    She got a standing ovation for saying that 911 and the school shootings really did happen....pretty low bar to get a standing ovation for stating what every else already knows.

    • @travelnomad2128
      @travelnomad2128 3 роки тому

      The Republican party has gone to the dogs, they're batshit crazy!!!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 роки тому +29

    Incidentally, "you have done nothing for me" was the same thing all of Donald's wives told him the morning after.

    • @dylansheets8257
      @dylansheets8257 3 роки тому

      haha funny sex joke!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

  • @DWish808
    @DWish808 3 роки тому

    The Tom Brady tweets had me rolling. 🤣

  • @nobloodforfoil
    @nobloodforfoil 3 роки тому

    6:40 - ..random flash of hand across the top of the screen, lol.. XD

  • @CoopyKat
    @CoopyKat 3 роки тому +4

    I just read trump's FULL letter to SAG/Afrtra........I can't stop laughing. It's SO childish and stupid, WHO in the hell would write all that in what is supposed to be a formal/professional letter!? When he wrote "Who cares!" that's what cracked me up the most!

    • @markglennon5574
      @markglennon5574 3 роки тому

      For sure Stephen Miller wrote that letter for Trump. The letter sounds exactly like Miller speaks.

  • @josephasfaw1954
    @josephasfaw1954 3 роки тому +48

    You always do a good job Jimmy, thank you.

  • @rachelbhall
    @rachelbhall 3 роки тому

    Shocking!

  • @m...6119
    @m...6119 3 роки тому

    If the shaman is in prison, he’s gonna have to learn to live with bodily intrusions. 😬

  • @lisab9541
    @lisab9541 3 роки тому +20

    I'm with Guillermo about the Christmas lights.

  • @jenniferhizzy6591
    @jenniferhizzy6591 3 роки тому +39

    SNL is going to have a field day with her statement.

  • @thundercactus
    @thundercactus 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine being so incredibly narcissistic that you think you saved cable TV.
    That is one hell of a BOLD statement.
    That's probably the most ridiculous thing he's ever said actually lol

  • @jeaniebroderick
    @jeaniebroderick 3 роки тому

    I heard that call on c span. Couldn’t believe it!

  • @adityanarayan9620
    @adityanarayan9620 3 роки тому +117

    Everybody knows Guillermo is the go-to person for sports- he knows it all tbh!!! He might actually know English better than Spanish lol!!!!! Never lose your sparkle Guillermo!!!!!

    • @dwavyy300
      @dwavyy300 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao his sparkle is being the token minority smh

    • @kszoo1
      @kszoo1 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, lately I don't find the way Guillermo is spoken to as funny at all.

  • @n3v3rg01ngback
    @n3v3rg01ngback 3 роки тому +32

    If my blood keeps boiling, I’ll be nothing but a gelatinous goo.

  • @paulmc3457
    @paulmc3457 3 роки тому

    Guillermo, those chubby cheeks and the funniest giggle on the planet! 😂 MUI INCREDIBLE, AMIGO!

  • @HWCism
    @HWCism 3 роки тому +1

    Great show, thanks. Really funny.