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  • @strange_case
    @strange_case 4 роки тому +479

    Alex Horwitz here, writer/director of Alice Jacobs is Dead. Hard to believe it's been over a decade since I made this film about an older couple dealing with quarantine. I swear it was supposed to be fiction. Feels more like a documentary these days.
    I'll be answering your questions in this thread. Hope you enjoy the film!

    • @chryscroc
      @chryscroc 4 роки тому +23

      Love the film! What was your inspiration and why with an older couple? I enjoyed it being an older couple because.... I couldn't imagine being with someone and loving someone for so long... I'm not sure that I would make a different decision from Ben. It was easy to relate to him, and that's what makes this so scary. Thank you for sharing your art with us!

    • @humanity600
      @humanity600 4 роки тому +7

      Lol ikr the way things are going it's practically a doctor's biography.

    • @jjburntpancake8361
      @jjburntpancake8361 4 роки тому +5

      What happened to the humanity's fate?

    • @stevehensley6969
      @stevehensley6969 4 роки тому +10

      Nice job. Reminiscent of World War Z, (the novel, not the movie). I would love to see this expanded into when it started, how bad it got, then the measures taken to contain the virus. You could also work in how political it could get, like it is today.

    • @sriranjit3684
      @sriranjit3684 4 роки тому +8

      Loved it ❤

  • @dustlandfairytale974
    @dustlandfairytale974 4 роки тому +113

    The star power behind this short film! The two leads are mostly famous from old films and stage plays.

  • @deezimmo4814
    @deezimmo4814 4 роки тому +180

    Awww..Adrienne Barbeau, I would recognize her anywhere..good to see her.

    • @Merdenoms
      @Merdenoms 4 роки тому +9

      @@brokeassmatt4408 Swamp Thing

    • @MrSeek1971
      @MrSeek1971 4 роки тому +6

      I crushed on her from the swamp thing and other horror movies

    • @RPRosen-ki2fk
      @RPRosen-ki2fk 4 роки тому +8

      Guys, let's not forget ... Maude.

    • @causeiknow9879
      @causeiknow9879 3 роки тому +3

      @@brokeassmatt4408that dam thang in the crape just tell it to call you Billy always still a laughter for me

    • @armcollector6660
      @armcollector6660 3 роки тому +6

      I knew I recognized her... She is simply AMAZING... Ive always loved her work... Anyways have a wonderful day & stay safe out there!!

  • @isabelledarling599
    @isabelledarling599 3 роки тому +89

    I lost my wife to cancer last year, I know that's not what this is about but a lot of the lines hit real hard. Amazing movie, relatable characters, great story.

    • @overthinkingeverything9447
      @overthinkingeverything9447 2 роки тому +5

      I know this is a very late reply, but I just saw this short horror and came across your comment. I'm sorry for your loss 🙏♥️

    • @xynaez
      @xynaez Рік тому +2

      i an so, so sorry for your loss. it isn't fair at all that these things happen. you got this💗

    • @layla5208
      @layla5208 Рік тому +1

      im so sorry for your loss ❤

  • @raptimitra2672
    @raptimitra2672 4 роки тому +138

    Biggest nightmares for doctors! Unable to save their own and getting themselves killed! This is pure tragedy!

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 3 роки тому +6

      I mean you could see that ending coming from miles away but damn if it doesn’t break your soul watching it unfold 😢

    • @dwightpierre3688
      @dwightpierre3688 5 місяців тому

      Spoiler Alert

  • @opal2239
    @opal2239 4 роки тому +115

    I regret finding this channel cause I know nothing else will top it and I have to sit and wait for another video

    • @WatchALTER
      @WatchALTER  4 роки тому +11

      Aww you're too kind. Explore our backlog in the meantime and new film this Friday! Stay ALTERed.

    • @MissTique247
      @MissTique247 4 роки тому +3

      Well.. While you are waiting check out their previous films! There are plenty to tide you over! I binged for about a year! LOL! LOVE ME SOME ALTER!

    • @armcollector6660
      @armcollector6660 3 роки тому +3

      Couldn't agree more... I watch them all so I have to wait for a new upload its agonizing!!

  • @dylandalmatianisabiicon462
    @dylandalmatianisabiicon462 3 роки тому +25

    Wow, this puts a really unique spin on the ‘turning into a zombie’ trope. Normally in media it happens in a matter of seconds, but in this universe you have to wait and wait for the horrifying inevitable.

  • @anthonysweitzer4236
    @anthonysweitzer4236 4 роки тому +75

    That was so cool to see Adrienne barbeau is still active making even short movies,she looks great still.

    • @SpookyDarling
      @SpookyDarling 3 роки тому +8

      I got to meet her when she did a mall tour promoting the 2nd season of the Daniel Knauf HBO show Carnivale. She is so sweet and absolutely stunning!

    • @courtneyharlowe6967
      @courtneyharlowe6967 2 роки тому +4

      I remember her from Creepshow... back in the day she was really hot though... my friend told me they used to call her "Adrienne Barboobs" haha!

  • @noors4327
    @noors4327 4 роки тому +157

    The naturalistic performances by its lead cast, gives it a suitable grit and grime, and grounds firmly in the real world. The plot is simple enough, but the short film overcomes the shackles of its tropes with pure energy and execution that threatens the situation to get out of hand. Over all a nice short horror as usual. Thanks to the makers and ALTER!!!

  • @matycee
    @matycee 4 роки тому +20

    How does she look so good still? remarkable. what a treat to see AB again

  • @joeyj6808
    @joeyj6808 4 роки тому +24

    Adrianne Barbeau has still got it! It was so cool to see her in a great little flick again!

  • @1Individualist
    @1Individualist 4 роки тому +112

    Moral of the story '' Sometimes even love is unhealthy''

  • @adad3487
    @adad3487 4 роки тому +403

    Who is a fan of Alter , omeleto and Dust?😍 no i meant like who r a fan of these amazing channels!

    • @humanity600
      @humanity600 4 роки тому +11

      Dust especially. 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Queen.AnneBoleyn
      @Queen.AnneBoleyn 4 роки тому +51

      Don't forget SCREAMFEST and Crypt TV

    • @obiwanobi4091
      @obiwanobi4091 4 роки тому +17

      never heard of dust, thanks i’m gonna check it out

    • @humanity600
      @humanity600 4 роки тому +17

      @@Queen.AnneBoleyn Crypt TV Gang!!!!✊🤩

    • @adad3487
      @adad3487 4 роки тому +3

      @@Queen.AnneBoleyn thanks i'll check it out:)

  • @MissTique247
    @MissTique247 4 роки тому +48

    This film hasn't even started but I have a great feeling about this one! With the AMAZING Adrienne Barbeau! She's got a couple classic horror films in her illustrious past! Swamp Thing, the Fog, Creepshow are among a few of her films! Then there are her B-films! You know..those really campy horror flicks! Not to mention her comedic talent and she can really sing! Very excited to see her still working and seeing her here on Alter! 😎👍

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 4 роки тому +20

    This was good. Reminds me of the movie Maggie, where humanity has recovered from the effects of the zombie virus but it still exists and they're battling the virus rather than zombies.

  • @blackzodiacvideography
    @blackzodiacvideography 3 роки тому +10

    This film has a good balance of horror and drama. I like the slow build up to the wife 'turning'; as when it happens it is very sudden and unexpected. Great on-screen chemistry between the Dr. and his wife too 👍🏾

  • @owlthepirate5997
    @owlthepirate5997 3 роки тому +14

    I can not... Can not, believe that actress stuffed all that bloody steak in her mouth like that, and was chewing an everything!! That was insane!! She should get an award just for that! 🤯

  • @quoteshiker356
    @quoteshiker356 4 роки тому +128

    I believe if we follow the right workout regimen, eat enough kale, and take the right expensive supplements we may just live forever.😬 Jokes apart, this short is set in situations where humanity is being destroyed by a virus or disease that turns its victims into flesh eating "hungries," as they're called zombies. The film interrogates the possibility that that the kind of blinding, violent fury it causes is something that already exists inside of us, and the virus simply triggers it. Well done!!!

    • @marxeloworld3223
      @marxeloworld3223 4 роки тому +2

      INTERESTING PERPECTIVE YOU HAVE🤔🤔😏

    • @Redskins-fx6ph
      @Redskins-fx6ph 3 роки тому +3

      @Quotes H....
      Great Summary...
      Let me just add.....
      The World Is In A Pandemic......as we are watching this!!!
      WELL DONE AGAIN, ALTER...
      YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT!!!!👹

    • @quoteshiker356
      @quoteshiker356 3 роки тому +1

      @@Redskins-fx6ph Thanks for kind words. Have a blessed and safe day, today and always!

    • @Redskins-fx6ph
      @Redskins-fx6ph 3 роки тому

      @@quoteshiker356 you also Quotes!!

    • @Amberstarrbanks
      @Amberstarrbanks 3 роки тому +1

      The worlds oldest women never watched what she ate, drank like a fish and smoked a pack a day. She is or was 108 at the time she lived in India.

  • @MrDoug380
    @MrDoug380 4 роки тому +47

    ths zombie character played adrienne barbeau was in the horror movie creep show she is a famous actress/singer

  • @ClownCrafty
    @ClownCrafty 4 роки тому +9

    9:34 I love this part!! She's imitating what's happening on her TV, that's so cool!!

    • @qweencannabis804
      @qweencannabis804 3 роки тому +1

      I was looking at that part and read this comment lol I like how they did that

  • @RosieChico52
    @RosieChico52 3 роки тому +7

    This was great, the actors were excellent making this short come together. How great it is to see Adrienne Barbeau in this film, I instantly recognized her. Besides this film I love her character in The Convent and Creepshow.

  • @lolomario
    @lolomario 3 роки тому +17

    The director and the actors did a fine job, special mention of Adrienne Barbeau's performance. She's so adorably brilliant. This film should have been longer and made into a mainstream movie. Bravo!

  • @strivingx67
    @strivingx67 4 роки тому +10

    Even though this is from way back in 2009, nice to see Adrienne Barbeau again. She was great in the 70's 80's in horror (The Fog, Creepshow). Cool classic style horror here.

    • @jay1hi547
      @jay1hi547 4 роки тому +4

      Just tell it to call you Billy......

    • @strivingx67
      @strivingx67 3 роки тому +3

      @@jay1hi547 Classic!!!

  • @clockworktri
    @clockworktri 4 роки тому +12

    This is a well done tragedy with a zombie backdrop.
    I liked that there wasn't really an obvious moral to the situation. It's clear that he should have fulfilled his promise and his choice is going to lead to another huge catastrophe, but it was also a sadly predictable decision. It was just a small "what if" story of how humanity may end up with a second wave of zombies after successfully dealing with the first.
    I was engaged even though I'm not a fan of zombie stories in general. I really appreciated the lack of "man is the real monster" style apocalyptic post-zombie world. (I feel like we've run out of original stories to tell set in that type of world.)

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey 6 місяців тому +1

      Ok, hear me out. What if this time, the moral of the story is...Humanity is the real moster?
      /jk

  • @shiijin
    @shiijin 4 роки тому +32

    Adrienne Barbeau,even after all these years she still looks good

  • @kikatomanova8430
    @kikatomanova8430 4 роки тому +51

    this video has 20 min. and it is 1 min. old 😄 how can someone dislike it even he/she didn't see it yet ?

    • @jennie-mx2if
      @jennie-mx2if 4 роки тому +10

      ik , i think he/she hates alter
      so he/she doesnt support him

    • @therickeffect
      @therickeffect 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe they didn't like old people sex

    • @Johnnyiswhere
      @Johnnyiswhere 4 роки тому +1

      Just goes to show. People spend their day trolling you tube.

    • @esrat2508
      @esrat2508 4 роки тому

      Haters:D

    • @candicebroom8902
      @candicebroom8902 4 роки тому +1

      This is an old video, It has been released on another channel. Maybe that's why? Though I don't know why either this is very well done.

  • @elizabethmarshall2338
    @elizabethmarshall2338 3 роки тому +3

    That was so poignant and beautiful. Loved the choice of actors, their relationship was so believable. Such a well made, heartbreaking film, thank you.

  • @rasellewolf
    @rasellewolf 3 роки тому +2

    Ooo I love how they time Adrienne's actions to match with White Zombie playing in the background. Especially around the 9:30 mark, when both are in frame and she is standing up almost perfectly in sync.

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 4 роки тому +16

    OMFG ADRIENNE BARBEAU IS ALICE! JESUS CHRIST, TALK ABOUT BRINGING THE STAR POWER!

  • @brianlawson363
    @brianlawson363 Рік тому +1

    Adrienne Barbeau is PHENOMENAL! GREAT STORY, ALTER!

  • @dariongriffith2484
    @dariongriffith2484 4 роки тому +7

    Brooo, ALTER is defined & definitely changing the game! I’ve been watching nonstop for 2 days now, and there’s still so much content I haven’t seen! I love this s**t 😂

  • @sallyoquinn
    @sallyoquinn 4 роки тому +5

    Marvelous performances from the actors, and the direction brought a beautiful tenderness to the inevitable horror to come. Great work!

  • @adriennereyes5775
    @adriennereyes5775 4 роки тому +25

    Omg I'm named after Adrienne Barbeau love that woman it's so awesome she's in this 💀💀💀💀

  • @kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915
    @kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915 4 роки тому +40

    the thumbnail is me whenever i lose at a game multiple times in a row 🗿

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lavona8204
      @lavona8204 3 роки тому

      The thumbnail is me when I have to do laundry

  • @myozbubble
    @myozbubble 3 роки тому +9

    It's great to see Adrienne again. This is the second Alter I have seen her in. She's such a believable actress!

  • @kizpaws
    @kizpaws Рік тому +2

    Dang that was excellent! Thanks for sharing this gem! ♥

  • @TeeshiaD
    @TeeshiaD 4 роки тому +11

    Yayy!! A new one
    This is making my morning sweeter.. I'm at the doctor's office and I'm watching it now, what a perfect day

  • @ezziboo
    @ezziboo 3 роки тому +3

    Z-Man and Adrienne Barbeau, are you kidding me?! This made my whole week ❤️

  • @SUZUMAYBACHI
    @SUZUMAYBACHI 3 роки тому +3

    Wow...Adrienne barbeau... legend.. still looking good.

  • @TheMikelikus
    @TheMikelikus 3 роки тому +1

    good to see Adriean Barbeau acting in this short film...

  • @Fightingforthelost
    @Fightingforthelost 3 роки тому +1

    Love the nod to George Romero with the "Saint Romero"

  • @piyush1125
    @piyush1125 4 роки тому +11

    Yayy finally I'm early. Ready to be altered 😎👍🏽👍🏽💯💯 love your shorts alter

  • @zzkyehiigh
    @zzkyehiigh 4 роки тому +8

    “Romero” hospital though, love the details ✨✨✨

  • @ashleyhazlehurst9593
    @ashleyhazlehurst9593 4 роки тому +4

    This short has aged so well, thoroughly enjoyed it

  • @midpathblu
    @midpathblu 4 роки тому +7

    This was a great movie... scientifically, dramatically, and the actors were perfect

  • @melaninqueen1286
    @melaninqueen1286 4 роки тому +14

    Always of the highest quality

  • @junebuggy8624
    @junebuggy8624 3 роки тому

    This was really good! I think people obviously just don’t know it’s here, haven’t found it. maybe it’s here more than this one .

  • @esrat2508
    @esrat2508 4 роки тому +7

    He loved her so much that he didn't want to leave him

  • @valkyraeee
    @valkyraeee 3 роки тому

    11:18 that was the weakest door slam I've ever heard- 😂

  • @kimyani3657
    @kimyani3657 4 роки тому +28

    And this is where train to busan virus started...

  • @besthobbies8664
    @besthobbies8664 2 роки тому +1

    15:03 that violin tho

  • @akkdela2
    @akkdela2 4 роки тому +3

    Excellent short story this should be made into a movie.. Adrienne B. looks great.

  • @tinyrocks7549
    @tinyrocks7549 4 роки тому +14

    My burn out symptoms relate to this man 😂 We spend so many hours away from home to make other’s lives better/save lives. Yet I think I would be utterly selfish when the time came, and choose to save a sick loved one, rather than humanity...

  • @aligatorlokee6405
    @aligatorlokee6405 4 роки тому +1

    Wow! Great job!! This one was really interesting.

  • @ferdinandwang1165
    @ferdinandwang1165 3 роки тому +1

    Holy canola oil, Adrienne Barbeau?! She's still around! Been a while!

  • @lisaaugustin5400
    @lisaaugustin5400 3 роки тому +1

    Adrienne Barbeau also played Bea Aurther's daughter in the TV show Maude ,

  • @KimberlyLetsGo
    @KimberlyLetsGo Рік тому

    What a story. And they actors, they have always been top-notch!

  • @phoebemwirigi7685
    @phoebemwirigi7685 6 місяців тому

    Been watching Alter nonstop😭😭😭
    All your videos are so captivating. It's been weeks and I can't seem to watch anything else😂😂 Also not complaining at all.

  • @michaelgreen4183
    @michaelgreen4183 3 роки тому +2

    Great storyline and acting.
    Adrienne Barbeau, we love you!❤

  • @ruthieworldtravels
    @ruthieworldtravels 3 роки тому +2

    Is that Adrienne Barbeau? I asked myself . . . There is always the mad scientist who wants to keep a loved one alive. It is a recurring theme in horror.

  • @DavidJones-wh6qg
    @DavidJones-wh6qg 2 роки тому +1

    I loved seeing St" Romero" hospital....

  • @dollymarie5359
    @dollymarie5359 3 роки тому +6

    I love Adrienne!!! ❤ I am so happy she's still doing horror, and what a great story! I was so excited to see that she was in this

  • @kwg5044
    @kwg5044 3 роки тому +1

    That was a big actress! These are all so good and to the point..and more and more you have an incredible cast too! Well done

  • @valkyraeee
    @valkyraeee 3 роки тому

    11:18 that was the weakest doorslam ive ever heard- 😂

  • @wickedchef
    @wickedchef 3 роки тому +2

    @ 15:03
    When you wake your wife up and tell her there's no more coffee....

  • @momof3chis291
    @momof3chis291 Рік тому

    Great performances by the leads, and *whoa* does Adrienne Barbeau look fantastic 😍!!! I’ve always loved her 🥰.

  • @wheelsndealz
    @wheelsndealz Рік тому

    no matter how many times movies play it out and show the consequences of this, I still believe without a shadow of a doubt there will always be someone too selfish to do the right thing and would doom the rest of the world because of it.

  • @kingbrie259
    @kingbrie259 4 роки тому +3

    This reminds me of the Resident Evil games! Great work!

    • @dripstar6183
      @dripstar6183 4 роки тому

      My favourite game series of all time!! Which one does this remind you of?? I think it’s more similar to the first Resident Evil movie!

  • @kimberlyjeanne9456
    @kimberlyjeanne9456 2 роки тому

    Awesome! And that was Barry from Grace n Frankie...love that guy

  • @stormyskyz4251
    @stormyskyz4251 3 роки тому +3

    Adrienne Barbeau no frickin waaaaay!!!
    I remember watching her in horror films when I was younger with my dad. She’s amazing

    • @tangiecleans312
      @tangiecleans312 3 роки тому

      💯. I love how she rips Henry to shreds in Creepshow

  • @paraboltfernandes7439
    @paraboltfernandes7439 4 роки тому +5

    Dr. Robert Neville: I got a bad feeling...

  • @captainactionman01
    @captainactionman01 3 роки тому +2

    I ran across this because I watched a terrible (and wonderful) movie last weekend called "Every Girl Should Have One (1978)", with John LaZar & Zza Zza Gabor! Whatever happened to that guy I wondered? That was John LaZar! Because of it, Googling, I ran across the incredibly realistic & well-made horror short "Alice Jacobs Is Dead", co-starring the wonderful and still hot even in zombie make-up, Adrienne Barbeau! Lazar was fantastic. Very thoughtful & understated performance. I've posted this to several FB friends. Thanks for posting this lost gem!

  • @titusandronicus7897
    @titusandronicus7897 3 роки тому

    Quality script/music/cinematography/direction/performance

  • @tangiecleans312
    @tangiecleans312 3 роки тому +2

    Is that the actress from the TV show Maude and “Billy” in the movie Creepshow?

  • @0ri0nssuspenders
    @0ri0nssuspenders 4 роки тому +4

    I'm sorry, Alter. I love you but no captions lately means I can't enjoy the films as much...it sucks, honestly. Hearing impaired fans have seen a huge impact on their enjoyment on the channel since subtitles have been seemingly removed or no longer being created...and not a good one :(

  • @gomezgomez9665
    @gomezgomez9665 4 роки тому +2

    So good!!! She was scary!!!!

  • @whismerhilll
    @whismerhilll 6 місяців тому

    Another great one. And nice to see Adrienne B; she sure ages like fine wine!

  • @martinnoelrobert8022
    @martinnoelrobert8022 3 роки тому +3

    The old guy in the beginning looks like what I'd expect Freddie Mercury would look like today

  • @AnnaInWonderTube
    @AnnaInWonderTube 4 роки тому +2

    It's weird he got infected via the bite but not through the rest of the possible ways viewed in the movie

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc 2 роки тому

    Adrienne Barbeau always looks amazing. 😍 St. Romero Hospital- clever nod!

  • @carlosidelone8064
    @carlosidelone8064 3 роки тому +1

    Excellent film. Excellent acting. Moving story.

  • @Deb.in.Detroit
    @Deb.in.Detroit 4 роки тому +2

    Great short! 👍🏼

  • @MsSilentsiren
    @MsSilentsiren 4 роки тому +6

    Swear to God, I thought the Doc was Jeff Goldblum at first. lol

  • @phillipayoung10
    @phillipayoung10 4 роки тому +2

    Pretty good short and with Adrienne, this was worth watching.

  • @Sam-iy8qm
    @Sam-iy8qm 3 роки тому +3

    I knew I recognized that actress lol. She was Carol on Maude; loved her there and here ❤️

  • @sweettea3406
    @sweettea3406 3 роки тому +1

    This is a great film enjoyed it very much 👍👍👍👍👍💞💞💞💞💞💞

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 3 роки тому +1

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Bartell and Carol Traynor were such a happy couple in San Francisco.

  • @chileumanyways2958
    @chileumanyways2958 4 роки тому +2

    just rang the bell icon so i’m not going to be late to any more amazing films!!

  • @virginianagel4883
    @virginianagel4883 4 дні тому

    Best Alter I've watched. I love Adrienne!

  • @Eris_Strife
    @Eris_Strife 3 роки тому +1

    I have always loved Adrienne Barbeau❤️

  • @sunnytelang
    @sunnytelang 3 роки тому +1

    Good one. It was very different from all the horror stuff that i had been watching till now. Thanks to ALTER that we (in India) are able to watch such good stuff.

  • @nexderman2419
    @nexderman2419 3 роки тому +1

    I died at the "let me at him"

  • @RadioForYahweh
    @RadioForYahweh 3 роки тому

    The serum won't work on the new strain she has. He was injecting her daily and it became resilient to the drug. So once she bites someone it will be worse than what they encountered the first time around

  • @4skyebird
    @4skyebird 3 роки тому +2

    Adrienne Barbeau! Maude & Creep show, Swamp Thing. Awesome!

  • @guden0991
    @guden0991 2 роки тому

    you didnt know how to end it did you? seems rushed in the later half,and the fade to black cuts, oh man do i hate them. and her turning and he immediatly betraying his promise was super anticlimactic. but you had me in the first half, great setup and framing, totally hooked me in and the exposition in the background audio hyped me up pretty well

  • @grayzie9
    @grayzie9 3 роки тому +1

    His code to enter his home... a nod to THX 1138?

  • @ElpSmith
    @ElpSmith 3 роки тому +1

    This was so beautiful and sad 🥺💔

  • @farheenshaikh8568
    @farheenshaikh8568 4 роки тому +1

    Deadliest ive seen
    Left me numb
    So realistic execution

  • @rudevalve
    @rudevalve 4 роки тому +3

    Certified Gold!!!!!

  • @ptmerciless7997
    @ptmerciless7997 6 місяців тому

    Excellent. A true horror flick, and zombie-based, which I love. So many good films on here (and a lot of stupid, goofy shit as well), but this is the best. Brilliantly done.