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  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Рік тому +770

    That time George Santos the astronaut walked on the sun with no shoes with his rescue dog was just incredible. Thankfully he did it at night when the sun isn’t as hot.

    • @caroltakenaka9846
      @caroltakenaka9846 Рік тому +22

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @washkoskat
      @washkoskat Рік тому +21

      100% true. He's the best. Just keep it coming Republicans. You're right on track...
      Jezz what next what a bunch of.fools

    • @roberttaylor3594
      @roberttaylor3594 Рік тому +15

      and when its on the other side of the planet when it doesn't even exist.

    • @leadoucet1432
      @leadoucet1432 Рік тому +23

      @@roberttaylor3594 thank you for bringing up that nugget of information, it was George, the Nobel winning scientist, who discovered this. I remember the parade they threw for him in NYC. That's why so many people voted for him. President George Santos.

    • @TheActionStack
      @TheActionStack Рік тому +26

      American politics is embarrassing for the entire earth .

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw Рік тому +419

    Stormy is a news topic from 2016 I can genuinely appreciate. It feels like wholesome entertainment compared to the plain old horror of everything else. You go girl.

    • @mrt1151
      @mrt1151 Рік тому +1

      She seems sweet! I can't imagine being so nice to a horse faced narcissistic fat old man armed with an ugly mushroom!

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 Рік тому +8

      Agreed😆

    • @daverain1967
      @daverain1967 Рік тому +12

      RIGHT? its damn quaint

    • @thurayya8905
      @thurayya8905 Рік тому +15

      Unlike Trump, she took her money and left. Too bad, because she had a story we wanted to hear.

    • @kathleenaustin327
      @kathleenaustin327 Рік тому +10

      130000 to be quiet isn't bad. What about Karen McDougal?! There's another story!

  • @ednanelson1897
    @ednanelson1897 Рік тому +178

    Thank you for making me laugh. Sometimes the news is so damn depressing, we need this break.

    • @FreedomisUniversalHealthcare
      @FreedomisUniversalHealthcare Рік тому

      We also need a lot of organizing, so the news can be better. Where do you usually get your news from?

  • @janina8559
    @janina8559 Рік тому +551

    I am still wearing a mask because I haven’t had even a common cold in almost 3 yrs. I usually get the flu 2-3xs a year and really bad sometimes winding up in the hospital. Plus my mother now is going through chemo so her immune system’s been compromised. I don’t care how many people look at me like I am crazy here in Florida!

    • @stan4now
      @stan4now Рік тому +76

      You and your family are in my prayers. A lot of us still wear a mask, keep a distance and avoid crowded places indoors and out.
      Covid has long term effects, unlike the flu.
      I still wear a mask running outdoors. My lungs are stronger having to work harder, same as swimming.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Рік тому +62

      I have cancer as well and my immunotherapy was successful but recently caused severe knee inflammation so I had to stop it and take prednisone. I think I'm the only one in town who wears a mask. It's a Red area so I'm sure many people are not vaccinated. I don't mind. I'm immunocompromised so it's not only Covid but the flu, a cold, pneumonia, etc. I hope your Mom is doing well.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +36

      Oh no! I wish your mother the best!

    • @SUNCITYOUTLAW
      @SUNCITYOUTLAW Рік тому +52

      I hadn't gotten sick since wearing my mask then once I stopped using it I got the flu. I see masks being part of our life's from now on.
      My bests wishes to your mom and family. 🙏

    • @glennhanna244
      @glennhanna244 Рік тому +42

      Stay strong in Florida. You are doing it right, which is your way. It's great not being sick. Strength to your mother.

  • @stepthroughtheireyes
    @stepthroughtheireyes Рік тому +1263

    George Santos stepping down from his committee assignments? Wow. How terrible of the dems to treat the man who single handedly ended both world wars this way.

    • @forestxander
      @forestxander Рік тому

      Damn libs just don't know what else to do other than lash out when faced with such raw honesty.

    • @tomr3422
      @tomr3422 Рік тому +26

      He is lucky to have a good honest man Like "I didnt say that" before the recording of him saying that was released McCarthy backing him up

    • @ronaldboyker2123
      @ronaldboyker2123 Рік тому +6

      😄👍

    • @noahvr5675
      @noahvr5675 Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤚✋️

    • @ziziroberts8041
      @ziziroberts8041 Рік тому +4

      lol

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Рік тому +113

    Santos: "I promise that from now on, I'll do everything above the board.... like I have done all my life."
    Oh, so close! Dude literally couldn't go one second without lying. 😂🤣

    • @gb.510
      @gb.510 Рік тому +12

      "from now on...." to "like I have done all my life" was a hell of a shift in one sentence

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx Рік тому +3

      Oh, come on, you know the first part was a lie, too.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +426

    I can't wait for George Santos to show up on Capitol Hill dressed as his drag personna Kitara... it's the one genuine thing people like about him!

    • @rorymeyer
      @rorymeyer Рік тому +37

      George, if you’re reading this comment - I’m from your district and will 100% vote for you again if you finish out your term in drag 🎉

    • @ryansmith3769
      @ryansmith3769 Рік тому +8

      Remember he only did that to make money he didn't do it for fun and he didn't have the Russian Ola guards giving him money then LMFAO

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Рік тому +2

      Hhahhaha

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Рік тому +6

      @@rorymeyermaybe stop lying too

    • @sofiakatelyn
      @sofiakatelyn Рік тому +1

      Apart from the Reps lol

  • @mariansmith7694
    @mariansmith7694 Рік тому +134

    It would be so ironic if it was Stormy Daniel's who takes him to jail.

    • @patriciabagby90
      @patriciabagby90 Рік тому

      Speaking of which, isn't it about time Melania showed some spunk and left that piece of junk?

    • @MrBongobongbongo
      @MrBongobongbongo Рік тому

      Isn't Strom a neonotsee adapted term?

    • @samuela-aegisdottir
      @samuela-aegisdottir Рік тому +9

      I would like him to go to jail for all the crimes he commited. But it would be ironic if the only think which they prove him was this.

    • @SpukiTheLoveKitten75
      @SpukiTheLoveKitten75 Рік тому +2

      So poetic!

    • @janicebunch7599
      @janicebunch7599 Рік тому +2

      Would like to see Hillary turning the key when he is locked up

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Рік тому +79

    Update on the Dallas monkeys, they've been found alive, unharmed....and really wishing there were in any other state but Texas, they were told Greg Abbott was shipping straight to DC

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc Рік тому +58

    This is more fun than I thought I could have on a Tuesday evening on the last day of January. Thank you Stephen.

  • @joesdi
    @joesdi Рік тому +26

    I'm always here for Stephen's HURLLLLing

  • @tgbedini
    @tgbedini Рік тому +541

    When Stephen said he could get 4 years in prison, the band played the opening lick from "Jailhouse rock." Very clever stuff.

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 Рік тому +14

      I'm pretty sure I heard a Reading Rainbow riff in there somewhere, too. Don't take my word for it!

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Рік тому +9

      I didn’t hear anything from the band so I replayed that part and all I heard was the audience laughing.

    • @Mr21scott
      @Mr21scott Рік тому +4

      He'll never top Paul Shaffer in that department.

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 Рік тому

      They been doing that since 2017.
      And yet hardly anybody went to jail and those that did, got pardoned like Manafort, Stone and Bannon.
      Jan 6 is an airtight case. Nobody can deny what Trump did. When the phone call was released to the public in early 2021, it was open and shut. Yet here we are. Because Trump has all the state secrets and tons of kompromat on everybody. That is why the entire government is abetting elite criminal impunity.
      Funnily, Joe Biden left Trump-appointed *Christopher Wray* at the helm of the FBI even though he let Jan 6 happen, and made Merrick Garland AG, who coincidentally was suggested as FBI director in 2020 by *Moscow Mitch McConnell.* The exact same people in charge of the top criminal judiciary posts in the land that Trump, McConnell and the GOP want there.

    • @garrywild6298
      @garrywild6298 Рік тому +7

      Way better than Letterman

  • @Transforsen
    @Transforsen Рік тому +86

    So sad that Santos is no longer on the committee on small business considering how good he was at stealing from them

    • @Metalbass10000
      @Metalbass10000 Рік тому +4

      That's usually a prerequisite qualification to be on that committee in Congress

  • @tubruton
    @tubruton Рік тому +159

    Poor George Santos. Without the committee assignments, he won't have anything to do. At least he'll still draw a full paycheck.

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele Рік тому +1

      He's just in it for the permanent paycheck and health insurance.

    • @Roguefem76
      @Roguefem76 Рік тому +21

      Wish I had such "problems" as getting paid to basically not work.

    • @larrygarland3728
      @larrygarland3728 Рік тому

      @@Roguefem76 , It's one of the only jobs you can get with zero qualifications and lie your way to get it...and, not even get fired for it!

    • @sherylhoward4831
      @sherylhoward4831 Рік тому +1

      Problem is, is that he can still vote with the nut jobs like Marge.

    • @nancyjay790
      @nancyjay790 Рік тому +11

      He can ask Marjorie Taylor Green how her last two years went. She was pulled from committee's then, although she's trying to play catch up now.

  • @ronaldboyker2123
    @ronaldboyker2123 Рік тому +15

    One of Hollywood's greatest (and one of my favorite) character actors. R.I.P. Mr. Brimley.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Рік тому

      The original business model of UA-cam was annoying, but at least the ads were reasonable.
      New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL.
      Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable.
      And censoring complaints, too.

  • @JonPerson
    @JonPerson Рік тому +113

    George doesn't have time for committee assignments now that he's training to be an Olympic doctor lawyer astronaut.

    • @forestxander
      @forestxander Рік тому +10

      Navy seal, you forgot navy seal.

    • @Confucius_Says...
      @Confucius_Says... Рік тому +7

      Or Rocket Surgeon...

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 Рік тому +4

      And a tree hugger😂

    • @SeansModelBuilds2017
      @SeansModelBuilds2017 Рік тому +2

      I thought he created the MCU.

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko Рік тому +3

      @@forestxander Not only navy seal, just seal too.
      A man of many talents, can even transform into a different species.

  • @Pratalax
    @Pratalax Рік тому +95

    As a teacher, really appreciated that no more monkeys jumpin on the bed gag.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Рік тому

      The original business model of UA-cam was annoying, but at least the ads were reasonable.
      New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL.
      Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable.
      And censoring complaints, too.

  • @bobpratt7112
    @bobpratt7112 Рік тому +10

    Band looking SO tight with everyone working together! Go to the end (8:40). Double drums setting the back beats; Louis and the others filling in the midrange; horns knocking out the high tunes!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +85

    "You quit this committee, George."
    "Nope... I never said that. Wasn't me."
    - soon to be overheard outside a committee meeting door.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Рік тому +2

      Time to place bets on HOW soon, though.

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm Рік тому +114

    Santos announced he's not serving on committees because they were becoming a drag on him.

  • @livinginvancouverbc2247
    @livinginvancouverbc2247 Рік тому +45

    6:54 For you youngsters who don't know Wilford Brimley, he was an actor who always made the movie better just by being in it. The highest praise a film buff can offer. In The Thing he was the older axe-swinging maniac they lock in a shack who nonetheless built a spaceship from loose bits and parts here and there.

    • @karltobar2810
      @karltobar2810 Рік тому +5

      He was also the star of Quaker Oats commercials, and official spokesman for the disease "diabetus."

    • @Texaca
      @Texaca Рік тому +1

      ... I remember seeing that movie at the drive-thru theater in Palestine Texas 😃 ...they never did explain how he had to knowledge and expertise to build his contraption 🤔

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 Рік тому +69

    Dr Governor Santos says he won't give up his position as President of the FBI or Ambassador to Narnia. That's final!

    • @forestxander
      @forestxander Рік тому +3

      His Imperial Highness Santos, Prime Minister General of the Galaxy and Beyond.

  • @GARP48
    @GARP48 Рік тому +42

    "They don't just let anyone be a member of congress" - is a thing that I'd really like to be a thing.

    • @chriskelly3481
      @chriskelly3481 Рік тому +2

      And Santos is literally anyone!
      😆

    • @janicebunch7599
      @janicebunch7599 Рік тому +2

      He stepped down from the supreme court the standards are even lower there

  • @HaRDc0r3z
    @HaRDc0r3z Рік тому +357

    My expectations are so low that if they gave him a parking ticket, I'd be satisfied.

  • @skywalker39100
    @skywalker39100 Рік тому +39

    Thank You, Stormy Daniels!LOL

  • @cynthiaschofield1551
    @cynthiaschofield1551 Рік тому +5

    Stephen, u r so hilarious Thank u for ur comical reporting on serious affairs my whole family lives ya! ❤️ frm TX

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Рік тому +761

    Let’s give George Santos a break. It’s definitely not easy being Dwayne Johnson’s stunt double.

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 Рік тому

      Or clearly serial killer Pedro Lopez

    • @magickmoi1261
      @magickmoi1261 Рік тому +7

      🤣 hahaha 😝

    • @PixieStixx
      @PixieStixx Рік тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @WraithWriter
      @WraithWriter Рік тому +15

      Correction; he's actually Jackie Chan's stunt double.

    • @RazyrDiarmait
      @RazyrDiarmait Рік тому +4

      @@WraithWriter I thought that was his name.

  • @Averyravynwood
    @Averyravynwood Рік тому +4

    The guitar quietly playing "Jailhouse Rock" made me smile.

  • @adamgardiner5869
    @adamgardiner5869 Рік тому +187

    This one time George Santos donated 3 kidneys, a heart and his entire spine to a hospital full of orphans...
    A lot of orphans died that day.

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir Рік тому +13

      I'd believe him lacking a heart and spine

    • @forestxander
      @forestxander Рік тому +4

      😂 You win the internet today.

    • @ClaudioMichel
      @ClaudioMichel Рік тому

      Didn't he also raise the money for the operations?

    • @slimlancaster9844
      @slimlancaster9844 Рік тому +1

      That wasn't George Santos.. that was Anthony Devolder.

    • @nancyjay790
      @nancyjay790 Рік тому

      Spineless, heartless, and full of pee.

  • @karensellers7862
    @karensellers7862 Рік тому +19

    Campaign Finance committee has found that two of Santos campaign contributions were given by people who don't exist. One's name does not appear anywhere in the US. Another one actually has an address, but the people living there are not the person listed as the campaign contributor. Finance committee is going to be checking other names of people listed as campaign donors. There is still no source for the million dollars that Santos said that he earned, probably from a company that is being investigated as a Ponzi scheme. Santos contributed over $700,000 to RNC for his campaign. If the company donated the money iit is a campaign violation which is a federal crime. The year before he showed income of $55,000. There is still the rumor that his campaign contribution was from the nephew of a Russian oligarch. Thankfully Santos has been removed from the committees that McCarthy had appointed him to. McCarthy said that only the Ethics committee could force Santos to resign after House gutted the Ethics committee. Makes sense since the House Republicans have no ethics.

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 Рік тому +262

    Yesterday I read the funniest headline: "Some republicans 'can't wait' for Trump to Die" It makes me laugh because they're FINALLY starting to realize he's making them look bad and is a terrible demented person ; even though that's harsh to wish someone dead; that said I wouldn't shed a tear.

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 Рік тому +46

      They did nothing to stop him so they deserve everything he's ruined for them!!!

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir Рік тому +17

      Well, the literal interpretation of "can't wait" would imply they intend to do something to help him on his way...

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 Рік тому +12

      @@shanadir No... don't.
      Well, I tried to stop them.

    • @Stevros999
      @Stevros999 Рік тому +8

      @@shanadir hopefully they do

    • @FUB666
      @FUB666 Рік тому

      @@Palindrome78 I rather someone ruin Donald Trump before he has another chance to ruin all of us. Wouldn’t you have wanted someone to take out Hitler before 1939? Him and Putin, Imagine what could be prevented and US money saved no longer having to financially support Ukraine anymore and all other countries in Europe would not have to worry about being annexed next. Then I want a secret team with an excellent success rate to take out Irans lead person, North Korean President and Xi. Then we’ll keep an eye on Hungary and Italy’s President. Things would be so much better in the world after that.

  • @8088I
    @8088I Рік тому +21

    George Santos says that he's voluntarily taking
    a break to spend more time with his grandkids:
    Ronald Reagan and Abraham Lincoln! :-))

  • @LFROSTVEVO
    @LFROSTVEVO Рік тому +19

    Stephen Colbert's monologue is the funniest 10 minutes on TV all day.. and he does this consistently. The man is a legend.

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm Рік тому +75

    Four years for about four minutes with Stormy, if it lasted that long.

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Рік тому +3

      It was more like 4 seconds.

    • @LJCyrus1
      @LJCyrus1 Рік тому +8

      I'm currently assuming the spanking lasted longer.

    • @autumnleaves8553
      @autumnleaves8553 Рік тому +1

      Four minutes.... Ending in what's known as as a form of 'Trickle down'.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Рік тому

      I'm pretty sure Stormy filled that time with a LOT of dry-heaving. A LOT. (Like the poster presented in this monologue, "Fifty Shades of HURL". 😆😂)

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 Рік тому

      I was prompted by new information to look up Stormy as a performer. I'd pass, she is too busty.

  • @AfroditeBell
    @AfroditeBell Рік тому +16

    7:09 that was the best groan reaction to a dad joke I’ve ever witnessed from a group.

  • @jimsmith556
    @jimsmith556 Рік тому +23

    "...four more years..." I died laughing!

  • @josephdonais4778
    @josephdonais4778 Рік тому +10

    Thanks man, you made my night a little brighter. 👍

  • @mars23air
    @mars23air Рік тому +32

    Give Santos a break, after all he helped draft the declaration of independence.

    • @maryknight4109
      @maryknight4109 Рік тому +2

      Mars_Air - God love ya! I needed that. 😄😆😄😆😄

  • @aiai-j7i
    @aiai-j7i Рік тому +4

    Again, love the outro of the band!! Also, Fab women in the band...I see you and hear you!!

  • @LisaHumble
    @LisaHumble Рік тому +31

    Horse faced??
    He didn't think she was horse faced 5 yrs ago.

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL Рік тому +2

      Pretty sure it was back in the ‘00s when Melanie had just had Barron or was pregnant with him….

    • @LisaHumble
      @LisaHumble Рік тому +1

      @@TheBLGL your point?

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Рік тому +6

      He will attack anyone who attacks him. He actually insulted himself by insulting her considering if he thinks that, he has no taste in woman. Of course these woman only want him because he has money. The man is not even remotely attractive.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Рік тому +1

      He was also banging Kate Mcdougal…. A centerfold model at about the same time, while his wife was pregnant!

    • @LisaHumble
      @LisaHumble Рік тому +1

      @@Slo-ryde and anyone else who'd drop their britches or raise their skirts. A perfect politician....yuck!

  • @laurie113
    @laurie113 Рік тому +7

    Thank you for that old Joke! It’s still funny with the right timing……you were perfect!

  • @js8270
    @js8270 Рік тому +227

    He should get one extra year for each time he publicly lied about it which would keep him in prison for a couple millennia.

    • @ahseaton8353
      @ahseaton8353 Рік тому

      Fact checkers say he lied 30,000 times during his presidency. That should add up even at 1 day per lie to 82+ extra years

    • @lostcat9lives322
      @lostcat9lives322 Рік тому +9

      Who? Every republican politician?

    • @Panwere36
      @Panwere36 Рік тому

      Then that means Joe Biden should be in longer. Sorry, but there is video evidence of all the lies Biden has openly told.. making Santos look like an amateur.

    • @js8270
      @js8270 Рік тому

      @@lostcat9lives322 I'm not biased....sure why not

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +17

    That Wilfred Brimley joke was the right thing to do. And a tasty way to do it.

  • @doktorarbeitslos
    @doktorarbeitslos Рік тому +38

    Monkey Mysteries has the best opening of any segment so far xD

  • @tickleishpickle9269
    @tickleishpickle9269 Рік тому +6

    ummm...speaking as someone who literally has covid right now and my wife is throwing up in the bathroom struggling to breath daily .....yeah we havnt beaten covid.

  • @maret1729
    @maret1729 Рік тому +30

    "Z95, the home of classic rock"? That's a deep cut from the 90s radio scene in Chicagoland!

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Рік тому +5

      Yeah, that's probably when he was at second city TV.

    • @maret1729
      @maret1729 Рік тому +2

      @@francescaa8331 exactly what I was thinking

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Рік тому +2

      Yeah now classic rock stations PLAY 90s rock...

    • @maret1729
      @maret1729 Рік тому +1

      @@chrisrj9871 it's definitely taken me a while to accept that lol

  • @Prettyskittle82
    @Prettyskittle82 Рік тому +7

    I love to hear Louis laugh.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Рік тому +111

    Stromy Daniels is back? Quick, tell Trump to hide his mushroom!

    • @markdlondon
      @markdlondon Рік тому +10

      Isn't playing hide the mushroom what got "little Donny diaper mouth" in trouble in the first place?

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Рік тому +1

      more like a small redshell

    • @BlairTindall86
      @BlairTindall86 Рік тому +14

      Trump calling Stormy Daniels "horseface" is pretty rich considering he looks like the result of a drunken one-night stand between a scarecrow and a pumpkin.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Рік тому +3

      @@BlairTindall86 Yeah there's that, and he cheated on his man-faced wife to boink her so attacking her looks is a little weird.

    • @phhh3849
      @phhh3849 Рік тому

      I’m pulling mine out and rubbing one for her.

  • @hamsandwich1782
    @hamsandwich1782 Рік тому +7

    I burst out laughing cuz the commercial after the Donald mushroom statement was for a mushroom drink and the first thing it said was “do mushrooms freak you out?”😂😂😂😂.

    • @zeeaurora6264
      @zeeaurora6264 Рік тому

      BWAHAHA!! 😂 Eww 🤢 mushroom DRINK! 🍄💦 HURRRRL

  • @richardgornalle4536
    @richardgornalle4536 Рік тому +5

    G'day Stephen from Tasmania.

  • @LordandGodofYouTube
    @LordandGodofYouTube Рік тому +21

    George Santos isn't even gay, he's lie-curious...

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows Рік тому +24

    Why was it illegal for Don’ T to pay hush money through his Lawyer’s; As legal fees? Btw the statute doesn’t expire until spring!

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Рік тому +4

      He claimed that bribe on his tax return as a business expense.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Рік тому +1

      @@julieutley2073 I hear you. But in a way it was legal fees, since it went to his lawyer first, and not directly to stormy. Cohen paid her. Trump reimbursed his lawyer.

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Рік тому +1

      @@8arrows yeah, but it was a cheap ruse and he's busted.

  • @angrybeluga1697
    @angrybeluga1697 Рік тому +12

    As one of Seth Meyer's "jackals," I must point out that some of the primates in the Monkey Mysteries montage were actually apes

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Рік тому +2

      And the noises at the beginning were.chimp noises/vocalizations

    • @doug5041
      @doug5041 Рік тому +1

      If there was a super like...corrections is the best thing on television

  • @michealbounds550
    @michealbounds550 Рік тому +25

    Missed opportunity to bring back the Monkey on the Lam segment from the Colbert Report

  • @louiebee6745
    @louiebee6745 Рік тому +4

    4:28 "KILL ME!!"😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @JenMistress
    @JenMistress Рік тому +15

    Considering "The Mushroom Character" is named Toad, sounds fitting, a toad having a toad weenier. 😉😂🤣

  • @richiegiggs
    @richiegiggs Рік тому +80

    After a terrible 2022, shell-shocked monetary patrons have setbacks to recuperate and a great deal to consider, as a development report and a heap of various data did not near anything to change suppositions that the National bank would likely continue to climb intrest rates whether or not the economy tones down, And that infers more red ink for portfolios for the chief quarter of year 2023. How should I benefit from the continuous unsound market, I'm right now at an intersection picking if to trade my $250k security/stock portfolio.

    • @jackbills
      @jackbills Рік тому

      Center around two key targets. In the first place, remain safeguarded by realizing when to offer stocks to cut misfortunes and catch benefits. Second, get ready to benefit when the market turns around.I suggest you look for the direction a representative or monetary consultant.

    • @tblazegutt
      @tblazegutt Рік тому

      @Dragon Jee Could you please leave your investment advisor details here? I need it urgently.

    • @dannyscott1276
      @dannyscott1276 Рік тому

      @Dragon Jee Much appreciated, I gazed her upward on the web and was profoundly dazzled by her qualifications; I reached out to her since I really want all the assist I with canning get. I just set up a call .

  • @TheClairemyst
    @TheClairemyst Рік тому +13

    I so love Colbert

  • @rainbowbabyluvida4441
    @rainbowbabyluvida4441 Рік тому +3

    Off the charts tonight🤣

  • @KingUSMCO
    @KingUSMCO Рік тому +18

    george santos vs curious george is the next big disney HIT!

    • @patevans3709
      @patevans3709 Рік тому

      NOPE! Do not insult Curious George or Disney! BTW--Did you know the German Jewish authors (Margret and Hans A. Rey) of the Curious George series took the manuscripts of the original book(s) with them as they escaped from Paris in May, 1940, on bicycles as the Nazis invaded. The children's book manuscripts convinced Nazis who tried to stop them then and again in Spain that they were not harmful--Who could harm such an innocent writer and illustrator? They escaped to South America, and eventually to the USA in October, 1940. Anyone who is familiar with the series knows that the inquisitive monkey, George, gets into trouble in every book, he has a good friend--the man with the big yellow hat--and each story has a happy ending. The Reys original book was published in 1941, followed by 6 more Curious George books AND several others. In the 1990s, Margret Rey collaborated with Houghton-Mifflin to do some additional Curious George books.

  • @craftergin
    @craftergin Рік тому +12

    The end is NOT near for Covid.

  • @milessergeant9059
    @milessergeant9059 Рік тому +22

    I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself

    • @AppRemb
      @AppRemb Рік тому +1

      I wont lie I havent laughed that hard in a while from those Santos jokes and completely sharted and I'm still laughing

  • @jameskelly3502
    @jameskelly3502 Рік тому +3

    I remember years ago, libraries across the country realized rare and exotic books were being stolen.
    In the beginning it was believed to be unrelated. It turned out there was a single book theif, stealing on a nationwide scale.
    I really, truly hope that these missing monkeys are being stolen in the same way.
    Unrelated crimes turn out to be one guy who wants a collection of monkeys.
    Netflix would be thrilled.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Рік тому

      Actually, the Netflix series is probably related. The US, I believe, past the big cat act. It's the first step in cracking down on exotic pets. And it's probably why someone made the stupid move of trying to steal 12 of them, when they had not been raised as pets. I think they're going to discover very quickly how sharp those little teeth can be. At least, I hope they do

  • @inhha
    @inhha Рік тому +27

    You deliver that 'first dog in space' joke Laika boss.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Рік тому

      Now here's a joke that needs a rimshot, only it wouldn't even make sense delivered verbally.

    • @inhha
      @inhha Рік тому

      @@davidlundquist1979 its name is pronounced "like a" in the same way as in Madonna's Virgin hit. A silly joke obviously, but I just had to embarrass myself because Colbert refused to do so.

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 Рік тому +8

    🍄Boi now has to prove he did not cheat.😂 In Court.

  • @steves9250
    @steves9250 Рік тому +17

    Did anyone actually think a grifter like santos would actually do any work when he could avoid it by stepping aside.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Рік тому

      ...and still get paid $178,000? Cushy job.

  • @Tuturial464
    @Tuturial464 Рік тому +25

    The former president tried to pull out of Paris. Should have pulled out of Stormy Daniels

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 Рік тому +5

      I’m not sleepy; I’m tired/
      Of you, Donald Trump- you’re fired!

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 Рік тому +3

      @@jessehammer123 ah you know

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Рік тому

      Stormy wishes he would have pulled out that tiny musroom.

    • @Studioterrel
      @Studioterrel Рік тому +2

      @@Tuturial464 nice to see erb fans here.

  • @vox7350
    @vox7350 Рік тому +2

    Great spotted leopard joke. Clever insert of the simple pun in the middle of more complex comedy genius.

  • @KittenUndercover
    @KittenUndercover Рік тому +25

    I grew up in Santos’s district. It used to be super liberal and smart. I’m disgusted by it now.

  • @cal8354
    @cal8354 Рік тому +10

    He's stepping down because he found out being on a committee doesn't pay extra.

  • @EnormousPurpleGarden
    @EnormousPurpleGarden Рік тому +168

    There's nothing dumber than thinking the COVID emergency will end just because the government decides to stop acknowledging it.

    • @EattheApple666
      @EattheApple666 Рік тому +28

      Pandemics are known to cause widespread disruption, illness and hardship as we have experienced since 2020. An endemic means a disease is spreading in a community at the normal or expected level. A pandemic begins to shift to an endemic once the disease becomes more stable and manageable.

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 Рік тому +12

      Too much hild poverty was reduced with direct, instead of corporate, stimulus.
      It's all about the money.
      We need student loan debt forgiveness and a permanent ban on evictions NOW.

    • @astilealavatica1404
      @astilealavatica1404 Рік тому

      It's all contrived.
      Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors
      Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine
      Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump
      @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again...
      @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.
      @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in...
      Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device...
      Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly.
      Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.
      Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners...
      We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.
      It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives...
      When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great...
      As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide...
      Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible...
      This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.
      That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight...
      Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.
      We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.
      Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs...
      This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable...
      Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW

    • @nesseq
      @nesseq Рік тому

      You got it wrong. The government declares the end of the emergency because the Covid cases can be handled by the health care system. Covid is going to stay with us, it's just different than what it was 2 years ago.

    • @renegade44040
      @renegade44040 Рік тому +1

      WHO released its report suggesting the world is not out of the woods yet.
      Remember the orange one who said it will all be over by Easter.
      Don't fall for it twice!

  • @leonardmecca8169
    @leonardmecca8169 Рік тому +6

    He claimed he didn't pay the $130,000 but then used it for a tax deduction. Lol

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Рік тому +137

    As someone who just came down with Covid, I'm not sure I want to live with it. It's like the ex-boyfriend who can't take a hint.

    • @bruincatjove24
      @bruincatjove24 Рік тому +4

      I am sorry to hear that

    • @astilealavatica1404
      @astilealavatica1404 Рік тому +3

      It's the gift that keeps on giving...

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Рік тому +9

      Aawww, your name tells me all I need to know.
      Hope you feeling alot better real quick!

    • @callers420
      @callers420 Рік тому +2

      How many shots have you taken?

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому +7

      I’m a tired Floridian as well. Just got covid for the first time the day after Christmas. I’ll be damned if I’d be happy to get it again.

  • @cbjones2212
    @cbjones2212 Рік тому +19

    That monkey story took me down the Jumanji path.

  • @ashokmehta15
    @ashokmehta15 Рік тому +4

    Santos was given a choice: Tell the truth or step down the committee assignment. Santos stepped down! 🤣

  • @Zurpanik
    @Zurpanik Рік тому +6

    Santos being the first dog in space was a brilliant joke and I thank you all!

  • @grmpEqweer
    @grmpEqweer Рік тому +9

    I have asthma, I will be wearing my mask forever.

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 Рік тому

      Me too. Don't come to ass backwards cow town Sacramento CA, where I was bullied multiple times for mask wearing.

    • @astilealavatica1404
      @astilealavatica1404 Рік тому

      Seems reasonable to me.
      Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors
      Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine
      Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump
      @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again...
      @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.
      @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in...
      Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device...
      Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly.
      Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.
      Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners...
      We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.
      It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives...
      When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great...
      As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide...
      Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible...
      This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.
      That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight...
      Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.
      We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.
      Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs...
      This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable...
      Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Рік тому

  • @longQ1551
    @longQ1551 Рік тому +6

    If he never had an affair, he wouldn’t have had to pay hush money lol

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows Рік тому +9

    Which face is Santos gonna let face consequences? I’ve heard of 2 faced. But that dude is 4 faced.

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 Рік тому +1

      Literally, what with George Santos, Anthony Devolder, Anthony Zabrovsky, and Kitara Ravache all bouncing around in there.

    • @oohhboy-funhouse
      @oohhboy-funhouse Рік тому

      He has so many faces it has smeared into a smooth egg shape.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Рік тому

      @@jessehammer123 I saw his Smule karaoke account was named George Devolder. That makes it 5 faced so far.

  • @dustinsindledecker154
    @dustinsindledecker154 Рік тому +19

    I had to wait to watch this because I wanted to watch Lindell in a claw machine on Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 Рік тому +27

    Stephen is the prime mate of late night hosts!

  • @xs10086
    @xs10086 Рік тому +2

    I will always wear a mask in crowded indoor spaces during winter, as I have been doing prior to COVID.

    • @laduchesse6530
      @laduchesse6530 Рік тому

      That's smart. I do, too. Wearing a mask during winter has always been common in Asia to avoid catching influenca which can be dangerous for the elderly.

  • @horngatekeeper
    @horngatekeeper Рік тому +31

    Since he says he's stepping down, I assume he's now on three more committees

    • @patevans3709
      @patevans3709 Рік тому

      Now he is just going to stop going to "work"--just like liar extraordinaire Madison Cawthorn. Baby Maddie lost his primary in May 2022, shut down his district office in NC, ditched his DC office staff except his cousin/masseuse, went to Florida, and did not show up again until screaming his parting "I hate Nancy Pelosi and the hateful Democrat liberals, but love guns and Christian Nationalism" speech in December. He gave Matt Gaetz his proxy for voting, did not lift a pen or phone while working on his tan, and was not seen or heard from again until he went back to DC for the republikkkans' Christmas-themed sex orgy and Coke party. I am unsure if it was financed by the Russian oligarchs or MBS and the Saudi Royal family this year--they rotate sponsorship of the Christmas party, CPAC and Turning Point conventions since they are all to honor Jesus!

  • @Sundae_Times
    @Sundae_Times Рік тому +9

    Most of the animals in his "monkey" montage at 6:24 are apes, not monkeys :)

  • @henriomoeje8741
    @henriomoeje8741 Рік тому +5

    Aliens please snatch George Santos.
    Thank you!!!

  • @GivePeaceAChance12
    @GivePeaceAChance12 Рік тому

    Thank you for the laughs Stephen Colbert!!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Рік тому +6

    Kitara "Susan" Ravash. It was _his_ latte, Stephen. So leave Britney alone!

  • @drstevenrey
    @drstevenrey Рік тому +1

    I am such a child. '50 shades of hurl' and I can't stop laughing like an idiot. Best fun in a long time.

  • @acbc3543
    @acbc3543 Рік тому +5

    George Santos being George Santos 😅

  • @mage9618
    @mage9618 Рік тому +1

    Biden saying COVID is over doesn't mean COVID is over. 564 Americans died from COVID yesterday, January 31st, 2023.

  • @KitC916
    @KitC916 Рік тому +6

    We all love the happy ending. Sex work is work, decriminalize it!

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Рік тому

      I agree even right wing Christians deserve a right to pay for sex and lie about it. So let every man have that same right.

  • @DETROIT1948
    @DETROIT1948 Рік тому +1

    It's Not Over Yet.

  • @EnormousPurpleGarden
    @EnormousPurpleGarden Рік тому +13

    The "monkey mysteries" montage was almost entirely apes.

  • @cpt_nordbart
    @cpt_nordbart Рік тому +3

    George and his friends Paul, John and Ringo were known as great Submarine guys.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Рік тому +7

    I love Stormy Daniels she'll be the person to finally take down the former guy.

  • @felicialightfoot2380
    @felicialightfoot2380 Рік тому +2

    Fortunately, zoo officials announced that the leopard was spotted! 😆

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Рік тому

      That was the best joke I heard on that situation!

  • @Jeff-wn5sv
    @Jeff-wn5sv Рік тому +11

    Hot take: George Santos jokes are the next dimension of Chuck Norris jokes.

  • @privatename3621
    @privatename3621 Рік тому +1

    So wait... at 2:45, there a "constituent" of George Santos' district that randomly called his Congressional office for a recommendation for their kid's college application? Like, is that even a thing?? And who the hell would call for a George Santos "recommendation" anyway, given all the lies he told that were exposed all over the national media recently? Who are these crazy people?!?

  • @emmanuelmaxnkgare8179
    @emmanuelmaxnkgare8179 Рік тому +13

    I miss Jon Batiste 🥺
    No disrespect to Louis Cato

  • @sirrealist9444
    @sirrealist9444 Рік тому +1

    Trump getting 4 years in prison would be a nice bit of karma for those of us who viewed living under his 4 years in office as a hellish prison. 🙄