That time George Santos the astronaut walked on the sun with no shoes with his rescue dog was just incredible. Thankfully he did it at night when the sun isn’t as hot.
@@roberttaylor3594 thank you for bringing up that nugget of information, it was George, the Nobel winning scientist, who discovered this. I remember the parade they threw for him in NYC. That's why so many people voted for him. President George Santos.
Stormy is a news topic from 2016 I can genuinely appreciate. It feels like wholesome entertainment compared to the plain old horror of everything else. You go girl.
I am still wearing a mask because I haven’t had even a common cold in almost 3 yrs. I usually get the flu 2-3xs a year and really bad sometimes winding up in the hospital. Plus my mother now is going through chemo so her immune system’s been compromised. I don’t care how many people look at me like I am crazy here in Florida!
You and your family are in my prayers. A lot of us still wear a mask, keep a distance and avoid crowded places indoors and out. Covid has long term effects, unlike the flu. I still wear a mask running outdoors. My lungs are stronger having to work harder, same as swimming.
I have cancer as well and my immunotherapy was successful but recently caused severe knee inflammation so I had to stop it and take prednisone. I think I'm the only one in town who wears a mask. It's a Red area so I'm sure many people are not vaccinated. I don't mind. I'm immunocompromised so it's not only Covid but the flu, a cold, pneumonia, etc. I hope your Mom is doing well.
I hadn't gotten sick since wearing my mask then once I stopped using it I got the flu. I see masks being part of our life's from now on. My bests wishes to your mom and family. 🙏
George Santos stepping down from his committee assignments? Wow. How terrible of the dems to treat the man who single handedly ended both world wars this way.
Santos: "I promise that from now on, I'll do everything above the board.... like I have done all my life." Oh, so close! Dude literally couldn't go one second without lying. 😂🤣
Update on the Dallas monkeys, they've been found alive, unharmed....and really wishing there were in any other state but Texas, they were told Greg Abbott was shipping straight to DC
They been doing that since 2017. And yet hardly anybody went to jail and those that did, got pardoned like Manafort, Stone and Bannon. Jan 6 is an airtight case. Nobody can deny what Trump did. When the phone call was released to the public in early 2021, it was open and shut. Yet here we are. Because Trump has all the state secrets and tons of kompromat on everybody. That is why the entire government is abetting elite criminal impunity. Funnily, Joe Biden left Trump-appointed *Christopher Wray* at the helm of the FBI even though he let Jan 6 happen, and made Merrick Garland AG, who coincidentally was suggested as FBI director in 2020 by *Moscow Mitch McConnell.* The exact same people in charge of the top criminal judiciary posts in the land that Trump, McConnell and the GOP want there.
The original business model of UA-cam was annoying, but at least the ads were reasonable. New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL. Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable. And censoring complaints, too.
The original business model of UA-cam was annoying, but at least the ads were reasonable. New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL. Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable. And censoring complaints, too.
Band looking SO tight with everyone working together! Go to the end (8:40). Double drums setting the back beats; Louis and the others filling in the midrange; horns knocking out the high tunes!
6:54 For you youngsters who don't know Wilford Brimley, he was an actor who always made the movie better just by being in it. The highest praise a film buff can offer. In The Thing he was the older axe-swinging maniac they lock in a shack who nonetheless built a spaceship from loose bits and parts here and there.
... I remember seeing that movie at the drive-thru theater in Palestine Texas 😃 ...they never did explain how he had to knowledge and expertise to build his contraption 🤔
Campaign Finance committee has found that two of Santos campaign contributions were given by people who don't exist. One's name does not appear anywhere in the US. Another one actually has an address, but the people living there are not the person listed as the campaign contributor. Finance committee is going to be checking other names of people listed as campaign donors. There is still no source for the million dollars that Santos said that he earned, probably from a company that is being investigated as a Ponzi scheme. Santos contributed over $700,000 to RNC for his campaign. If the company donated the money iit is a campaign violation which is a federal crime. The year before he showed income of $55,000. There is still the rumor that his campaign contribution was from the nephew of a Russian oligarch. Thankfully Santos has been removed from the committees that McCarthy had appointed him to. McCarthy said that only the Ethics committee could force Santos to resign after House gutted the Ethics committee. Makes sense since the House Republicans have no ethics.
Yesterday I read the funniest headline: "Some republicans 'can't wait' for Trump to Die" It makes me laugh because they're FINALLY starting to realize he's making them look bad and is a terrible demented person ; even though that's harsh to wish someone dead; that said I wouldn't shed a tear.
@@Palindrome78 I rather someone ruin Donald Trump before he has another chance to ruin all of us. Wouldn’t you have wanted someone to take out Hitler before 1939? Him and Putin, Imagine what could be prevented and US money saved no longer having to financially support Ukraine anymore and all other countries in Europe would not have to worry about being annexed next. Then I want a secret team with an excellent success rate to take out Irans lead person, North Korean President and Xi. Then we’ll keep an eye on Hungary and Italy’s President. Things would be so much better in the world after that.
He will attack anyone who attacks him. He actually insulted himself by insulting her considering if he thinks that, he has no taste in woman. Of course these woman only want him because he has money. The man is not even remotely attractive.
Then that means Joe Biden should be in longer. Sorry, but there is video evidence of all the lies Biden has openly told.. making Santos look like an amateur.
ummm...speaking as someone who literally has covid right now and my wife is throwing up in the bathroom struggling to breath daily .....yeah we havnt beaten covid.
Trump calling Stormy Daniels "horseface" is pretty rich considering he looks like the result of a drunken one-night stand between a scarecrow and a pumpkin.
I burst out laughing cuz the commercial after the Donald mushroom statement was for a mushroom drink and the first thing it said was “do mushrooms freak you out?”😂😂😂😂.
@@julieutley2073 I hear you. But in a way it was legal fees, since it went to his lawyer first, and not directly to stormy. Cohen paid her. Trump reimbursed his lawyer.
After a terrible 2022, shell-shocked monetary patrons have setbacks to recuperate and a great deal to consider, as a development report and a heap of various data did not near anything to change suppositions that the National bank would likely continue to climb intrest rates whether or not the economy tones down, And that infers more red ink for portfolios for the chief quarter of year 2023. How should I benefit from the continuous unsound market, I'm right now at an intersection picking if to trade my $250k security/stock portfolio.
Center around two key targets. In the first place, remain safeguarded by realizing when to offer stocks to cut misfortunes and catch benefits. Second, get ready to benefit when the market turns around.I suggest you look for the direction a representative or monetary consultant.
@Dragon Jee Much appreciated, I gazed her upward on the web and was profoundly dazzled by her qualifications; I reached out to her since I really want all the assist I with canning get. I just set up a call .
NOPE! Do not insult Curious George or Disney! BTW--Did you know the German Jewish authors (Margret and Hans A. Rey) of the Curious George series took the manuscripts of the original book(s) with them as they escaped from Paris in May, 1940, on bicycles as the Nazis invaded. The children's book manuscripts convinced Nazis who tried to stop them then and again in Spain that they were not harmful--Who could harm such an innocent writer and illustrator? They escaped to South America, and eventually to the USA in October, 1940. Anyone who is familiar with the series knows that the inquisitive monkey, George, gets into trouble in every book, he has a good friend--the man with the big yellow hat--and each story has a happy ending. The Reys original book was published in 1941, followed by 6 more Curious George books AND several others. In the 1990s, Margret Rey collaborated with Houghton-Mifflin to do some additional Curious George books.
I remember years ago, libraries across the country realized rare and exotic books were being stolen. In the beginning it was believed to be unrelated. It turned out there was a single book theif, stealing on a nationwide scale. I really, truly hope that these missing monkeys are being stolen in the same way. Unrelated crimes turn out to be one guy who wants a collection of monkeys. Netflix would be thrilled.
Actually, the Netflix series is probably related. The US, I believe, past the big cat act. It's the first step in cracking down on exotic pets. And it's probably why someone made the stupid move of trying to steal 12 of them, when they had not been raised as pets. I think they're going to discover very quickly how sharp those little teeth can be. At least, I hope they do
@@davidlundquist1979 its name is pronounced "like a" in the same way as in Madonna's Virgin hit. A silly joke obviously, but I just had to embarrass myself because Colbert refused to do so.
Pandemics are known to cause widespread disruption, illness and hardship as we have experienced since 2020. An endemic means a disease is spreading in a community at the normal or expected level. A pandemic begins to shift to an endemic once the disease becomes more stable and manageable.
Too much hild poverty was reduced with direct, instead of corporate, stimulus. It's all about the money. We need student loan debt forgiveness and a permanent ban on evictions NOW.
It's all contrived. Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW
You got it wrong. The government declares the end of the emergency because the Covid cases can be handled by the health care system. Covid is going to stay with us, it's just different than what it was 2 years ago.
WHO released its report suggesting the world is not out of the woods yet. Remember the orange one who said it will all be over by Easter. Don't fall for it twice!
Seems reasonable to me. Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW
That's smart. I do, too. Wearing a mask during winter has always been common in Asia to avoid catching influenca which can be dangerous for the elderly.
Now he is just going to stop going to "work"--just like liar extraordinaire Madison Cawthorn. Baby Maddie lost his primary in May 2022, shut down his district office in NC, ditched his DC office staff except his cousin/masseuse, went to Florida, and did not show up again until screaming his parting "I hate Nancy Pelosi and the hateful Democrat liberals, but love guns and Christian Nationalism" speech in December. He gave Matt Gaetz his proxy for voting, did not lift a pen or phone while working on his tan, and was not seen or heard from again until he went back to DC for the republikkkans' Christmas-themed sex orgy and Coke party. I am unsure if it was financed by the Russian oligarchs or MBS and the Saudi Royal family this year--they rotate sponsorship of the Christmas party, CPAC and Turning Point conventions since they are all to honor Jesus!
So wait... at 2:45, there a "constituent" of George Santos' district that randomly called his Congressional office for a recommendation for their kid's college application? Like, is that even a thing?? And who the hell would call for a George Santos "recommendation" anyway, given all the lies he told that were exposed all over the national media recently? Who are these crazy people?!?
That time George Santos the astronaut walked on the sun with no shoes with his rescue dog was just incredible. Thankfully he did it at night when the sun isn’t as hot.
🤣🤣🤣
100% true. He's the best. Just keep it coming Republicans. You're right on track...
Jezz what next what a bunch of.fools
and when its on the other side of the planet when it doesn't even exist.
@@roberttaylor3594 thank you for bringing up that nugget of information, it was George, the Nobel winning scientist, who discovered this. I remember the parade they threw for him in NYC. That's why so many people voted for him. President George Santos.
American politics is embarrassing for the entire earth .
Stormy is a news topic from 2016 I can genuinely appreciate. It feels like wholesome entertainment compared to the plain old horror of everything else. You go girl.
She seems sweet! I can't imagine being so nice to a horse faced narcissistic fat old man armed with an ugly mushroom!
Agreed😆
RIGHT? its damn quaint
Unlike Trump, she took her money and left. Too bad, because she had a story we wanted to hear.
130000 to be quiet isn't bad. What about Karen McDougal?! There's another story!
Thank you for making me laugh. Sometimes the news is so damn depressing, we need this break.
We also need a lot of organizing, so the news can be better. Where do you usually get your news from?
I am still wearing a mask because I haven’t had even a common cold in almost 3 yrs. I usually get the flu 2-3xs a year and really bad sometimes winding up in the hospital. Plus my mother now is going through chemo so her immune system’s been compromised. I don’t care how many people look at me like I am crazy here in Florida!
You and your family are in my prayers. A lot of us still wear a mask, keep a distance and avoid crowded places indoors and out.
Covid has long term effects, unlike the flu.
I still wear a mask running outdoors. My lungs are stronger having to work harder, same as swimming.
I have cancer as well and my immunotherapy was successful but recently caused severe knee inflammation so I had to stop it and take prednisone. I think I'm the only one in town who wears a mask. It's a Red area so I'm sure many people are not vaccinated. I don't mind. I'm immunocompromised so it's not only Covid but the flu, a cold, pneumonia, etc. I hope your Mom is doing well.
Oh no! I wish your mother the best!
I hadn't gotten sick since wearing my mask then once I stopped using it I got the flu. I see masks being part of our life's from now on.
My bests wishes to your mom and family. 🙏
Stay strong in Florida. You are doing it right, which is your way. It's great not being sick. Strength to your mother.
George Santos stepping down from his committee assignments? Wow. How terrible of the dems to treat the man who single handedly ended both world wars this way.
Damn libs just don't know what else to do other than lash out when faced with such raw honesty.
He is lucky to have a good honest man Like "I didnt say that" before the recording of him saying that was released McCarthy backing him up
😄👍
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤚✋️
lol
Santos: "I promise that from now on, I'll do everything above the board.... like I have done all my life."
Oh, so close! Dude literally couldn't go one second without lying. 😂🤣
"from now on...." to "like I have done all my life" was a hell of a shift in one sentence
Oh, come on, you know the first part was a lie, too.
I can't wait for George Santos to show up on Capitol Hill dressed as his drag personna Kitara... it's the one genuine thing people like about him!
George, if you’re reading this comment - I’m from your district and will 100% vote for you again if you finish out your term in drag 🎉
Remember he only did that to make money he didn't do it for fun and he didn't have the Russian Ola guards giving him money then LMFAO
Hhahhaha
@@rorymeyermaybe stop lying too
Apart from the Reps lol
It would be so ironic if it was Stormy Daniel's who takes him to jail.
Speaking of which, isn't it about time Melania showed some spunk and left that piece of junk?
Isn't Strom a neonotsee adapted term?
I would like him to go to jail for all the crimes he commited. But it would be ironic if the only think which they prove him was this.
So poetic!
Would like to see Hillary turning the key when he is locked up
Update on the Dallas monkeys, they've been found alive, unharmed....and really wishing there were in any other state but Texas, they were told Greg Abbott was shipping straight to DC
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is more fun than I thought I could have on a Tuesday evening on the last day of January. Thank you Stephen.
I'm always here for Stephen's HURLLLLing
When Stephen said he could get 4 years in prison, the band played the opening lick from "Jailhouse rock." Very clever stuff.
I'm pretty sure I heard a Reading Rainbow riff in there somewhere, too. Don't take my word for it!
I didn’t hear anything from the band so I replayed that part and all I heard was the audience laughing.
He'll never top Paul Shaffer in that department.
They been doing that since 2017.
And yet hardly anybody went to jail and those that did, got pardoned like Manafort, Stone and Bannon.
Jan 6 is an airtight case. Nobody can deny what Trump did. When the phone call was released to the public in early 2021, it was open and shut. Yet here we are. Because Trump has all the state secrets and tons of kompromat on everybody. That is why the entire government is abetting elite criminal impunity.
Funnily, Joe Biden left Trump-appointed *Christopher Wray* at the helm of the FBI even though he let Jan 6 happen, and made Merrick Garland AG, who coincidentally was suggested as FBI director in 2020 by *Moscow Mitch McConnell.* The exact same people in charge of the top criminal judiciary posts in the land that Trump, McConnell and the GOP want there.
Way better than Letterman
So sad that Santos is no longer on the committee on small business considering how good he was at stealing from them
That's usually a prerequisite qualification to be on that committee in Congress
Poor George Santos. Without the committee assignments, he won't have anything to do. At least he'll still draw a full paycheck.
He's just in it for the permanent paycheck and health insurance.
Wish I had such "problems" as getting paid to basically not work.
@@Roguefem76 , It's one of the only jobs you can get with zero qualifications and lie your way to get it...and, not even get fired for it!
Problem is, is that he can still vote with the nut jobs like Marge.
He can ask Marjorie Taylor Green how her last two years went. She was pulled from committee's then, although she's trying to play catch up now.
One of Hollywood's greatest (and one of my favorite) character actors. R.I.P. Mr. Brimley.
The original business model of UA-cam was annoying, but at least the ads were reasonable.
New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL.
Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable.
And censoring complaints, too.
George doesn't have time for committee assignments now that he's training to be an Olympic doctor lawyer astronaut.
Navy seal, you forgot navy seal.
Or Rocket Surgeon...
And a tree hugger😂
I thought he created the MCU.
@@forestxander Not only navy seal, just seal too.
A man of many talents, can even transform into a different species.
As a teacher, really appreciated that no more monkeys jumpin on the bed gag.
The original business model of UA-cam was annoying, but at least the ads were reasonable.
New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL.
Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable.
And censoring complaints, too.
Band looking SO tight with everyone working together! Go to the end (8:40). Double drums setting the back beats; Louis and the others filling in the midrange; horns knocking out the high tunes!
"You quit this committee, George."
"Nope... I never said that. Wasn't me."
- soon to be overheard outside a committee meeting door.
Time to place bets on HOW soon, though.
Santos announced he's not serving on committees because they were becoming a drag on him.
😂😂😂
Ba da dom
6:54 For you youngsters who don't know Wilford Brimley, he was an actor who always made the movie better just by being in it. The highest praise a film buff can offer. In The Thing he was the older axe-swinging maniac they lock in a shack who nonetheless built a spaceship from loose bits and parts here and there.
He was also the star of Quaker Oats commercials, and official spokesman for the disease "diabetus."
... I remember seeing that movie at the drive-thru theater in Palestine Texas 😃 ...they never did explain how he had to knowledge and expertise to build his contraption 🤔
Dr Governor Santos says he won't give up his position as President of the FBI or Ambassador to Narnia. That's final!
His Imperial Highness Santos, Prime Minister General of the Galaxy and Beyond.
"They don't just let anyone be a member of congress" - is a thing that I'd really like to be a thing.
And Santos is literally anyone!
😆
He stepped down from the supreme court the standards are even lower there
My expectations are so low that if they gave him a parking ticket, I'd be satisfied.
Sounds like that classic film " not so great expectations "..lol
Except theyd never be able to collect
I know the feeling
Not even that.
😂❤️❤️
Thank You, Stormy Daniels!LOL
Stephen, u r so hilarious Thank u for ur comical reporting on serious affairs my whole family lives ya! ❤️ frm TX
Let’s give George Santos a break. It’s definitely not easy being Dwayne Johnson’s stunt double.
Or clearly serial killer Pedro Lopez
🤣 hahaha 😝
🤣🤣🤣
Correction; he's actually Jackie Chan's stunt double.
@@WraithWriter I thought that was his name.
The guitar quietly playing "Jailhouse Rock" made me smile.
This one time George Santos donated 3 kidneys, a heart and his entire spine to a hospital full of orphans...
A lot of orphans died that day.
I'd believe him lacking a heart and spine
😂 You win the internet today.
Didn't he also raise the money for the operations?
That wasn't George Santos.. that was Anthony Devolder.
Spineless, heartless, and full of pee.
Campaign Finance committee has found that two of Santos campaign contributions were given by people who don't exist. One's name does not appear anywhere in the US. Another one actually has an address, but the people living there are not the person listed as the campaign contributor. Finance committee is going to be checking other names of people listed as campaign donors. There is still no source for the million dollars that Santos said that he earned, probably from a company that is being investigated as a Ponzi scheme. Santos contributed over $700,000 to RNC for his campaign. If the company donated the money iit is a campaign violation which is a federal crime. The year before he showed income of $55,000. There is still the rumor that his campaign contribution was from the nephew of a Russian oligarch. Thankfully Santos has been removed from the committees that McCarthy had appointed him to. McCarthy said that only the Ethics committee could force Santos to resign after House gutted the Ethics committee. Makes sense since the House Republicans have no ethics.
Yesterday I read the funniest headline: "Some republicans 'can't wait' for Trump to Die" It makes me laugh because they're FINALLY starting to realize he's making them look bad and is a terrible demented person ; even though that's harsh to wish someone dead; that said I wouldn't shed a tear.
They did nothing to stop him so they deserve everything he's ruined for them!!!
Well, the literal interpretation of "can't wait" would imply they intend to do something to help him on his way...
@@shanadir No... don't.
Well, I tried to stop them.
@@shanadir hopefully they do
@@Palindrome78 I rather someone ruin Donald Trump before he has another chance to ruin all of us. Wouldn’t you have wanted someone to take out Hitler before 1939? Him and Putin, Imagine what could be prevented and US money saved no longer having to financially support Ukraine anymore and all other countries in Europe would not have to worry about being annexed next. Then I want a secret team with an excellent success rate to take out Irans lead person, North Korean President and Xi. Then we’ll keep an eye on Hungary and Italy’s President. Things would be so much better in the world after that.
George Santos says that he's voluntarily taking
a break to spend more time with his grandkids:
Ronald Reagan and Abraham Lincoln! :-))
Stephen Colbert's monologue is the funniest 10 minutes on TV all day.. and he does this consistently. The man is a legend.
Four years for about four minutes with Stormy, if it lasted that long.
It was more like 4 seconds.
I'm currently assuming the spanking lasted longer.
Four minutes.... Ending in what's known as as a form of 'Trickle down'.
I'm pretty sure Stormy filled that time with a LOT of dry-heaving. A LOT. (Like the poster presented in this monologue, "Fifty Shades of HURL". 😆😂)
I was prompted by new information to look up Stormy as a performer. I'd pass, she is too busty.
7:09 that was the best groan reaction to a dad joke I’ve ever witnessed from a group.
I cracked up 🤣
"...four more years..." I died laughing!
Thanks man, you made my night a little brighter. 👍
Indeed. Masterful.
Give Santos a break, after all he helped draft the declaration of independence.
Mars_Air - God love ya! I needed that. 😄😆😄😆😄
Again, love the outro of the band!! Also, Fab women in the band...I see you and hear you!!
Horse faced??
He didn't think she was horse faced 5 yrs ago.
Pretty sure it was back in the ‘00s when Melanie had just had Barron or was pregnant with him….
@@TheBLGL your point?
He will attack anyone who attacks him. He actually insulted himself by insulting her considering if he thinks that, he has no taste in woman. Of course these woman only want him because he has money. The man is not even remotely attractive.
He was also banging Kate Mcdougal…. A centerfold model at about the same time, while his wife was pregnant!
@@Slo-ryde and anyone else who'd drop their britches or raise their skirts. A perfect politician....yuck!
Thank you for that old Joke! It’s still funny with the right timing……you were perfect!
He should get one extra year for each time he publicly lied about it which would keep him in prison for a couple millennia.
Fact checkers say he lied 30,000 times during his presidency. That should add up even at 1 day per lie to 82+ extra years
Who? Every republican politician?
Then that means Joe Biden should be in longer. Sorry, but there is video evidence of all the lies Biden has openly told.. making Santos look like an amateur.
@@lostcat9lives322 I'm not biased....sure why not
That Wilfred Brimley joke was the right thing to do. And a tasty way to do it.
Monkey Mysteries has the best opening of any segment so far xD
ummm...speaking as someone who literally has covid right now and my wife is throwing up in the bathroom struggling to breath daily .....yeah we havnt beaten covid.
"Z95, the home of classic rock"? That's a deep cut from the 90s radio scene in Chicagoland!
Yeah, that's probably when he was at second city TV.
@@francescaa8331 exactly what I was thinking
Yeah now classic rock stations PLAY 90s rock...
@@chrisrj9871 it's definitely taken me a while to accept that lol
I love to hear Louis laugh.
Stromy Daniels is back? Quick, tell Trump to hide his mushroom!
Isn't playing hide the mushroom what got "little Donny diaper mouth" in trouble in the first place?
more like a small redshell
Trump calling Stormy Daniels "horseface" is pretty rich considering he looks like the result of a drunken one-night stand between a scarecrow and a pumpkin.
@@BlairTindall86 Yeah there's that, and he cheated on his man-faced wife to boink her so attacking her looks is a little weird.
I’m pulling mine out and rubbing one for her.
I burst out laughing cuz the commercial after the Donald mushroom statement was for a mushroom drink and the first thing it said was “do mushrooms freak you out?”😂😂😂😂.
BWAHAHA!! 😂 Eww 🤢 mushroom DRINK! 🍄💦 HURRRRL
G'day Stephen from Tasmania.
George Santos isn't even gay, he's lie-curious...
Why was it illegal for Don’ T to pay hush money through his Lawyer’s; As legal fees? Btw the statute doesn’t expire until spring!
He claimed that bribe on his tax return as a business expense.
@@julieutley2073 I hear you. But in a way it was legal fees, since it went to his lawyer first, and not directly to stormy. Cohen paid her. Trump reimbursed his lawyer.
@@8arrows yeah, but it was a cheap ruse and he's busted.
As one of Seth Meyer's "jackals," I must point out that some of the primates in the Monkey Mysteries montage were actually apes
And the noises at the beginning were.chimp noises/vocalizations
If there was a super like...corrections is the best thing on television
Missed opportunity to bring back the Monkey on the Lam segment from the Colbert Report
4:28 "KILL ME!!"😂🤣😂🤣😂
Considering "The Mushroom Character" is named Toad, sounds fitting, a toad having a toad weenier. 😉😂🤣
After a terrible 2022, shell-shocked monetary patrons have setbacks to recuperate and a great deal to consider, as a development report and a heap of various data did not near anything to change suppositions that the National bank would likely continue to climb intrest rates whether or not the economy tones down, And that infers more red ink for portfolios for the chief quarter of year 2023. How should I benefit from the continuous unsound market, I'm right now at an intersection picking if to trade my $250k security/stock portfolio.
Center around two key targets. In the first place, remain safeguarded by realizing when to offer stocks to cut misfortunes and catch benefits. Second, get ready to benefit when the market turns around.I suggest you look for the direction a representative or monetary consultant.
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I so love Colbert
Off the charts tonight🤣
george santos vs curious george is the next big disney HIT!
NOPE! Do not insult Curious George or Disney! BTW--Did you know the German Jewish authors (Margret and Hans A. Rey) of the Curious George series took the manuscripts of the original book(s) with them as they escaped from Paris in May, 1940, on bicycles as the Nazis invaded. The children's book manuscripts convinced Nazis who tried to stop them then and again in Spain that they were not harmful--Who could harm such an innocent writer and illustrator? They escaped to South America, and eventually to the USA in October, 1940. Anyone who is familiar with the series knows that the inquisitive monkey, George, gets into trouble in every book, he has a good friend--the man with the big yellow hat--and each story has a happy ending. The Reys original book was published in 1941, followed by 6 more Curious George books AND several others. In the 1990s, Margret Rey collaborated with Houghton-Mifflin to do some additional Curious George books.
The end is NOT near for Covid.
Isn't covid gone already?
You from California ma'am?
I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself
I wont lie I havent laughed that hard in a while from those Santos jokes and completely sharted and I'm still laughing
I remember years ago, libraries across the country realized rare and exotic books were being stolen.
In the beginning it was believed to be unrelated. It turned out there was a single book theif, stealing on a nationwide scale.
I really, truly hope that these missing monkeys are being stolen in the same way.
Unrelated crimes turn out to be one guy who wants a collection of monkeys.
Netflix would be thrilled.
Actually, the Netflix series is probably related. The US, I believe, past the big cat act. It's the first step in cracking down on exotic pets. And it's probably why someone made the stupid move of trying to steal 12 of them, when they had not been raised as pets. I think they're going to discover very quickly how sharp those little teeth can be. At least, I hope they do
You deliver that 'first dog in space' joke Laika boss.
Now here's a joke that needs a rimshot, only it wouldn't even make sense delivered verbally.
@@davidlundquist1979 its name is pronounced "like a" in the same way as in Madonna's Virgin hit. A silly joke obviously, but I just had to embarrass myself because Colbert refused to do so.
🍄Boi now has to prove he did not cheat.😂 In Court.
Did anyone actually think a grifter like santos would actually do any work when he could avoid it by stepping aside.
...and still get paid $178,000? Cushy job.
The former president tried to pull out of Paris. Should have pulled out of Stormy Daniels
I’m not sleepy; I’m tired/
Of you, Donald Trump- you’re fired!
@@jessehammer123 ah you know
Stormy wishes he would have pulled out that tiny musroom.
@@Tuturial464 nice to see erb fans here.
Great spotted leopard joke. Clever insert of the simple pun in the middle of more complex comedy genius.
I grew up in Santos’s district. It used to be super liberal and smart. I’m disgusted by it now.
He's stepping down because he found out being on a committee doesn't pay extra.
There's nothing dumber than thinking the COVID emergency will end just because the government decides to stop acknowledging it.
Pandemics are known to cause widespread disruption, illness and hardship as we have experienced since 2020. An endemic means a disease is spreading in a community at the normal or expected level. A pandemic begins to shift to an endemic once the disease becomes more stable and manageable.
Too much hild poverty was reduced with direct, instead of corporate, stimulus.
It's all about the money.
We need student loan debt forgiveness and a permanent ban on evictions NOW.
It's all contrived.
Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors
Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine
Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump
@Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again...
@Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.
@Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in...
Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device...
Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly.
Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.
Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners...
We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.
It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives...
When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great...
As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide...
Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible...
This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.
That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight...
Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.
We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.
Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs...
This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable...
Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW
You got it wrong. The government declares the end of the emergency because the Covid cases can be handled by the health care system. Covid is going to stay with us, it's just different than what it was 2 years ago.
WHO released its report suggesting the world is not out of the woods yet.
Remember the orange one who said it will all be over by Easter.
Don't fall for it twice!
He claimed he didn't pay the $130,000 but then used it for a tax deduction. Lol
As someone who just came down with Covid, I'm not sure I want to live with it. It's like the ex-boyfriend who can't take a hint.
I am sorry to hear that
It's the gift that keeps on giving...
Aawww, your name tells me all I need to know.
Hope you feeling alot better real quick!
How many shots have you taken?
I’m a tired Floridian as well. Just got covid for the first time the day after Christmas. I’ll be damned if I’d be happy to get it again.
That monkey story took me down the Jumanji path.
Santos was given a choice: Tell the truth or step down the committee assignment. Santos stepped down! 🤣
Santos being the first dog in space was a brilliant joke and I thank you all!
I have asthma, I will be wearing my mask forever.
Me too. Don't come to ass backwards cow town Sacramento CA, where I was bullied multiple times for mask wearing.
Seems reasonable to me.
Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors
Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine
Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump
@Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again...
@Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.
@Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in...
Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device...
Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly.
Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.
Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners...
We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.
It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives...
When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great...
As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide...
Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible...
This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.
That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight...
Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.
We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.
Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs...
This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable...
Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW
If he never had an affair, he wouldn’t have had to pay hush money lol
Which face is Santos gonna let face consequences? I’ve heard of 2 faced. But that dude is 4 faced.
Literally, what with George Santos, Anthony Devolder, Anthony Zabrovsky, and Kitara Ravache all bouncing around in there.
He has so many faces it has smeared into a smooth egg shape.
@@jessehammer123 I saw his Smule karaoke account was named George Devolder. That makes it 5 faced so far.
I had to wait to watch this because I wanted to watch Lindell in a claw machine on Jimmy Kimmel.
That was pretty funny 😂
I'm watching that next.
Wasn't that awesome?
@@catherinekasiewicz8683 lindell has no self- respect,
Kimmel's claw machine was EPIC! And HILARIOUS!! 😆😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂
Stephen is the prime mate of late night hosts!
Drink Moe Coffee.
I will always wear a mask in crowded indoor spaces during winter, as I have been doing prior to COVID.
That's smart. I do, too. Wearing a mask during winter has always been common in Asia to avoid catching influenca which can be dangerous for the elderly.
Since he says he's stepping down, I assume he's now on three more committees
Now he is just going to stop going to "work"--just like liar extraordinaire Madison Cawthorn. Baby Maddie lost his primary in May 2022, shut down his district office in NC, ditched his DC office staff except his cousin/masseuse, went to Florida, and did not show up again until screaming his parting "I hate Nancy Pelosi and the hateful Democrat liberals, but love guns and Christian Nationalism" speech in December. He gave Matt Gaetz his proxy for voting, did not lift a pen or phone while working on his tan, and was not seen or heard from again until he went back to DC for the republikkkans' Christmas-themed sex orgy and Coke party. I am unsure if it was financed by the Russian oligarchs or MBS and the Saudi Royal family this year--they rotate sponsorship of the Christmas party, CPAC and Turning Point conventions since they are all to honor Jesus!
Most of the animals in his "monkey" montage at 6:24 are apes, not monkeys :)
Aliens please snatch George Santos.
Thank you!!!
Thank you for the laughs Stephen Colbert!!
Kitara "Susan" Ravash. It was _his_ latte, Stephen. So leave Britney alone!
I am such a child. '50 shades of hurl' and I can't stop laughing like an idiot. Best fun in a long time.
George Santos being George Santos 😅
Biden saying COVID is over doesn't mean COVID is over. 564 Americans died from COVID yesterday, January 31st, 2023.
We all love the happy ending. Sex work is work, decriminalize it!
I agree even right wing Christians deserve a right to pay for sex and lie about it. So let every man have that same right.
It's Not Over Yet.
The "monkey mysteries" montage was almost entirely apes.
George and his friends Paul, John and Ringo were known as great Submarine guys.
I love Stormy Daniels she'll be the person to finally take down the former guy.
Fortunately, zoo officials announced that the leopard was spotted! 😆
That was the best joke I heard on that situation!
Hot take: George Santos jokes are the next dimension of Chuck Norris jokes.
That's hilarious!
And sad . . .
So wait... at 2:45, there a "constituent" of George Santos' district that randomly called his Congressional office for a recommendation for their kid's college application? Like, is that even a thing?? And who the hell would call for a George Santos "recommendation" anyway, given all the lies he told that were exposed all over the national media recently? Who are these crazy people?!?
I miss Jon Batiste 🥺
No disrespect to Louis Cato
Trump getting 4 years in prison would be a nice bit of karma for those of us who viewed living under his 4 years in office as a hellish prison. 🙄