THIS GAME IS HILARIOUS! | Shark Dating Simulator - Part 1
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- Have you ever wanted to date a Shark!? Of course you have, We ALL have! Now you CAN in Shark Dating Simulator!
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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"All those delicious flavors out there, and you chose to be salty."
I will not let this quote die.
@@sydisposting
Eh... fine.
Still keeping that quote though.
Salty is a great flavor tho. Who doesn't like a salty snack
@@lemonywater2979
Not me. I don't mind a nice salty bag of chips here and there.
I choose to be [ANIME] flavored.
@@lemo8986
Meh, I prefer Original.
"All those delicious flavors out there, and you chose to be salty." Definitely gonna use that sometime soon 😂😂
I was reading this just as he said it xD
@WolfWing lmao perfect timing 😂
I wish I could pin UA-cam Comments to my Favourites list, too. xD
Yep
At least it isnt sour
"She's just gonna insult me when I ask her this, insult in 3,2-" *ad plays*
Saaaaame
literally just happened
we need to kill the ads
Didnt happen to me. Probably because i have outrageous builders club for roblox
It happened to me too
9:54 THE SEA SLUG PART
And also, he's bringing back the Iloveballs! 14:59 😂 18:41
thanks
Thank you
Séans happy jump after laughing at it 😭🥺
"All those delicious flavors out there and you chose to be salty." -Jacksepticeye 2018
I'm saying this to anyone with an attitude now😂
Feckin LOL
Same 😂
Andryana Scarberry and this twat is the root of all problems in the universe.
PorpoisefullyOffensive whaaaaaat the fuck?
Starting off the year with the best quotes.
Jack dying of laughter after the sea slug yelled at him made the whole video! 😂
mancan71 Yes,yes it did
mancan71 yep
Yeah
His name is actually Sean
mancan71 Yup it did
I actually looked up "Do sea slugs have balls"
Do they?
It never said explicitly, but judging by the fact that nothing came up when I googled "Sea Slug Testicles." Ima guess no. But Fun Fact: Sea Slugs have a disposable "manhood."
@@t3chkn1ght lol
There is one species that is male on one end and female on the other. Yes they have balls btw.
Clearly, we only answer the most important questions here.
"NANI DA FUCK" xD
Yep
Yapanese....Animo?
Dude, and Baka means fool.
Are you sure you know Japanese?
@@RaptorTheDino no
My new quote
なに?????
**woman studies fish science**
Me: *looks at necklace of dead fish*
lol
That's exactly what I was thinking when she said that
I was thinking IT'S MARINE BIOLOGY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@maximusmarcus2277 same difference
Lulz omg xddd omg looll
"Big boy sailor meme big boy"
-Jacksepticeye 2018
Welcome to 2018, where Jack apparently does Jacksfilms jokes.
JackCeption.
KpopLover_PerryPark BWAAAAAAAAAA
KpopLover_PerryPark in
BWAAAAAAA
GOD BLESS THIS BEAUTIFUL COMMENT
KpopLover_PerryPark Me me biiiigg boy
Shark has a bow on head
Shark is given same voice as he gave Natsuki
Natsuki also has bow on head
NATSUSHI CONFIRMED
Such Kawaii Omfg 😂
I almost ignored this but im glad i didnt
Such Kawaii how is this not top comment
^Needs more likes^
Such Kawaii XD
Robin: “how many salt puns are there?”
Sean: “y e s”
I was gonna like this, but you're at 69 likes . . .
@@Kai-iy3kk aw hell yeah
69.. nice.
@@jowsok It is common knowledge to dirty minded teens like me that it is a SIN to like a comment or post at 69 likes.
@@Kai-iy3kk mhm
"Another says a Herring called him a twaAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" Jackspepticeye 2018
I read that as he said it 😂😂😂
"I came out here to do genuine fish science, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now!"
- Jacksepticeye 2018
“I just came out here to do some GENUINE fish science and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.” .....best thing I’ve ever heard come out of jacks mouth tbh
"Insult in 3...2..."
**an ad starts**
"Hiii, my name is Becca Phelps"
*Man me too*
It also happened to me lol XD
🇸 🇺 🇨 🇰 🇴 🇳 🇲 🇦 🇭 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸
HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT!? O_O
@@Mr_Original is a font.
@@parannoying746
Oh.
How u do dat
How did you do this?!?!
Who else lost their shit when Sean started laughing?
I lost it just from hearing him laugh and then he said what the slug said and made me laugh harder.
Yup.
Me. There was especially that part where he laughed at the herring calling a fisherman a twat.
Edit:
10:08
Dear God, my sides! XD
Mr. Original I rewatched the video and died all over again. It makes me feel a bit better watching Sean have so much fun and laughing.
inuyashakarin
Same, that's the main reason I enjoy watching him.
Mr. Original Right? I honestly love seeing Jack get into games. When he gets excited or giggly over a game, it makes my entire day.
It's only January 1st and this game has already been awarded 2018 game of the year.
Evil Boobookin good point must be a FANTASTIC game😅😅😅
Hahahahahahaha it has been a long time since I have been on youtube
Fucking morons, so who says this the fucking game came out in 2017
Evil Boobookin wow
OMG that's crazy
The voice he did for shark Chan, he did for undyne in undertail.
😂I never noticed until you spotted that! Thanks
I HEARD UNDERTALE IM HERE.
and natsuki from doki doki
undertail :/
Oh god you said undertail
( At the menu)
''The book of Goblin Chan''
''The book of Green Chan''
Hey Jack I didn't know you and Anti were in this game !
KNEW IT I was trying to get to that forever and then I gave yp and went to the chat and boom found what it said
...
gil3100 who knew!
Just no.
Hey don't called Jack a goblin, ass
Can we all just acknowledge how good Sean is at Voice Acting!?
i know right
*Happy New Year to everyone!*
Thanks :)
Shikha Mallick that's my boy!
Thank you
Shikha Mallick Happy new year dude!
Happy New year to u 2😸
17:59
I have learned to never. Ever. E V E R. Eat while watching jack. I couldnt breath for a solid 10 seconds. I choked on icecream
Gotta learn the hard way, then flop on the floor dead, and revive to laugh at everything he does to keep living... Up top, I choked on too many things watching mah boi
.. no one else gonna do it?
Hmm
Ok then
Choked*
And you chose salt
*C H O A K E D*
Dang he edited it
Are you gunna make a series outta this??? I vote yes!!!!!
Freddy French its my birthday today's my birthday but I'll probs be alone.
Happy Birthday to me
“Did I just get 2 fish balls? Is this real life?” ~ Jack 2018
1960's- I bet we'll have flying cars in the future
2018- shark dating sim
2017 actually. This ganes been out for months
CrazyCapers ganes. Don't you have any ganes? You poor poor child.
Nick Strider nice roost
Brayan de la luz why thank you, my man, I try.
CrazyCapers um Michael Jackson disseas
"IF JACKSEPTIEYE FALLS FROM A TREE WILL HE EVER MAKE A SOUND"-
-Dear Evan Hansen
ON THE OUTSIDE ALWAYS LOOKING IN WILL I EVER BE NORE THAN I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CAUSE I'M TAP TAP TAPPING ON THE GLASSSSSS
Yes! He’s the most obnoxious person alive
Yes, he'll shout *"SUCK ON MAH BALLS"*
Haha I have found my people
@@bakedmuffins6117 iM JoHn laUrens anD thE pLace tO bE
*Do it for the shark...*
I ain’t gonna do it...
*Do it for the shark...*
I ain’t gonna do it...
*Do it for the shark...*
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO
jack! when it comes to zoology, we actually refer to multiple fish as 'fishes'. if it has anything to do with science, you'll hear a biologist pronounce it like that. otherwise yeah, it's fish.
Also the idiom "sleeping with the fishes".
“Another thing, a Herring called him a twAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
-Jacksepticeye 2018
I choked on my tea when he said that
*Does Bruno Mars is Gay?*
Best. Reference.
ninja kid Game Grumps
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Let me finish it for you Best. Reference. Ever
You there wake up and smell the salt
"Is it coming off of your attitude"
-Jacksepticeye 2018
You don't even know how close I was to writing , "-jacksepticeye 2017
•Fairy Keiotic• I know, right? Gets me every time.
But you did write it
But technically it IS 2017 since he recorded this yesterday
:,(
And this is 2018 everybody...
Dating sharks
2018 Seems loud and awesome.
My JackMarkPewdsFanart Lol
My JackMarkPewdsFanart Hi I would have espected more games like super mario 64...I always played games around 1 decade after it's release...play mario 64 was my childhood dream...maybe thats why I'm less toxic then people of my age...
better start than last year
What even is your profile picture
7:49 sailor big boy meme big boy
hello 2018
i can already tell you're going to be fantastic
ah, yes indeed x3
Arizona Jonson what they all say
Arizona Jonso
I LITERALLY HAVE "ALL THESE FLAVORS AND YOU CHOOSE TO BE SALTY" ON A T-SHIRT I'M WEEPING
"Do snails even have balls ?"
10 questions science still can't answer
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!
lol
R.I.P Vine
DreyAnime I LOVE ANIME!!!!
DreyAnime
*AAAAAAAAH*
RIP VINE
9:35 "the plural for fish is fish!" actually back in high school my marine biology teacher taught us that fish as a plural is for the same kind of fish and fishes is for different fishes! so like if you saw 3 goldfish, they'd be fish, but if you saw a salmon, trout, and a swordfish, those would be fishes!
*insert The More You Know meme here*
*Ascended*
The best part of this is 10:08 jacks expression of pure childish delight
BOOTYBOOTYBOOTYBOOTYBOOTY
Sleeping with Sirens 👉😎👉
That's probably the thought that got this game made.
Heh, Pirate puns.
😂😂😂
Omfg that is amazing
“ *of all the delicious flavors out there, and you chose salt* “
i am 100th like!!
Whoah... likes
11:58
Oh no it's a tsundere shark! What are we going do?!😂
WE WILL DO NOTHING, BAKA! It's not like it was waiting for Jack all this time or something...😶
Anna M set it up with tsundrere plane from Undertale...let’s see what happens.
Fishes is actually proper grammar. Fishes refers to multiple types of fish, not just one.
No, I'm not fun at parties.
...ok
You sound like me, honestly
Yep definenltly a nerd bot judging tho
You should have put "fishes" in quotes when referring to grammar. I am even less fun at parties.
Yeah but fish is the plural version of fish. Like you said, fishes is talking about multiple species
Little do you know... The fish scientist lady is actually Boobs McKenzie from Yandere Simulator the future after she graduates college! *Dun dun... DUUUUUN!*
Evil Boobookin perfect name for this video.
At least Marina has a necklace. If she catches a guy staring he can say her necklace is reeeeeeeealy beautiful.
Plot twist
Evil Boobookin lol
Evil Boobookin little wrong thought
Evil Boobookin please tell everyone to NOT SWEAR
Sharks are people too!!!
Sharks are people too!!!
Sharks are people too!!!
Geremie Agudo YAAAAYAAAAYAAAYYAAAAAA
THEY ARE OKAYYYY EVERYONE
Geremie Agudo I eat shark
i sooo agree
but they’re not humans.
it doesn't that they don't have feelings too!!!!
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
SHARKS EAT PEOPLE TOO!
lines have feelings too dammit
_-FUCK ME-_
undertale sucks
Danny Still and you feel the need to comment that why?
* Lip syncing his outro like the weirdo I am *
Jack: * Doesn't say "Highfives all around" *
Me: * Ultimately bamboozled gaping at the screen * In My Mind: Why are we here? Just to suffer?
Jack: Your outfit is an insult to fish science.
Me: BOOM!!!
Ooh, sick burn! XD
Honestly.... after doki doki literature club I don't trust dating simulators anymore.
breh im lost -_- I GENTLY OPEN THE DOOR
breh im lost -_- yeah, you have a reason to.
breh im lost -_- omg same 😂😂😂👌👌
It wasn’t even that bad though
real
At 1:55, there was a split screen that showed up and it bothered the crap out of me that I couldn't pause it exactly there to see what it was. I was certain it was going to be some cool message he put in there as an "Easter egg" or something. So I took a video on my phone, downloaded it onto my computer, slowed the speed to 5% and found out.... it was just the options menu for a split second -.-
Punderful Things SAME THING AT 3:40
Same at 0:45 here
This has been happening in Jack's videos for a while now. Its very annoying.
I know
If on a pc or laptop, you can go frame by frame.
Marina can't swim cuz she's to hallow and just floats.
*SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO*
*SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO*
*SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO*
i happen to sexually identify as a shark
Sharks are people too
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO
Alexis Is 5SOS verified by dr. schniepp
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO
"What a piece of work is shark,
So noble in reasons,
So IN-FIN-ITE."
-SHARKSPEARE.
Haha! Saw what you did there!
Is that really an *o-fish-al* quote? Please let *minnow*
"This game keeps making all the jokes I made!" Uh well you made the game yourself, just like you said in the beginning, *baka*
Jack: "Insult in, 3... 2.."
...
Ad starts playing
9:26 jacks American surfer voice actually took me off guard and I’ve watched it at least 6 times now
oof _ same I’m shook
True
FUCK SEA WEED😶😬
Same
13:01 jack you did it so naturally not only am i crying of laughter but also wondering how much anime DO you watch?
Skittles M Hentai
No.
mew mew power!!!!
alot
NANI SOREEEEEE
We can now date a shark.
Jon ray maybe you might get eaten
Woah technology
Jon ray yes, my wish has come true.
Finally !
Well life just went to crap we’re now dating sharks
19:35
*IF YOU'RE FALLIN IN A FOREST, AND THERE'S NOBODY AROUND, DO YOU EVER REALLY CRASH OR EVEN MAKE A SOUND??*
*ON THE OUTSIDE ALWAYS LOOKIN IN*
SINCERELY ME IS THE BEST SONG
THATS DEAR EVAN HANSEN DONT LIE. ALSO I LOVE THAT PLAY
"If Jacksepticeye yells in the forest and no one is around to hear it,does it really make a sound?"
*_DID HE JU ST--_*
Smol Fears AGH I NOTICED IT TOO AND I WASN’T SURE IF IT WAS INTENTIONAL OR NOT
*Fish are friends, not food.*
Amazing Gray Is Not Interesting VEGAN ALERT
Amazing Gray Is Not Interesting no,... there disgusting food and smell very bad too!!!
Bambiluvsyou RIGHT !XD BUT DAM YOU HAVE A PRETTY FACE YOU KNOW THAT?
like goddamn i just wanted to make a finding nemo reference
Amazing Gray Is Not Interesting ok..
Jacks are people too Jacks are people too!
Jacks are friends, not food!
Jacks = Jack asses
Phoenix Rondeau they were just kidding you dont have to be so rude
Do yu no da wae
*clicking noise*
Sharks are people too sharks are people too SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOOOOOOOOOOO
J: Sharks are people too, Sharks are people too.
Me: Is my shark logic flawed
Well, sharks are kinda cute... until they try to kill you :\
RavenChan with the exception of bull sharks, sharks are gentle creatures. Bull sharks are bastards
the moment i laughed so hard that my coffee spilled on my assignments 18:41
Armyyy
Boop the snoot, Jack!
*BOOP THE SNOOT!*
He didn’t, now shark-Chan is sad :(
“I have the power of god and anime on my side!”
NotNormalAnymore respect
NotNormalAnymore AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
DONT FUCK WITH ME
YEEEEEEAYUSSSS!
NotNormalAnymore AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Did anyone else see those split second of the pause menu throughout the game??
Virus 354 yea I saw that too
Virus 354 ya mee too.
Yeah I was going to say that
ok good so my phone isn't broken
Markiplite 100 yeah I thought my laptop was broken too but I went through frame by frame each time it popped up and it's the pause menu
12:20 “DON’T F*CK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE” got me rolling😂🤪😝 I miss vine😢
It's from vine 👌🏻😂
GalaxyCat lol ik I probably should made that clear but eh thx for telling me👌🏾😄
Jack:say it with me sharks are people too sharks are people too sharks are people too
me:SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!
Ok
@@haterkitten8347 sorry but this aint no ok
I wanna like buuuttt
The number of likes are at 169 so Imma just leave it
@@idontcareboutmyusername3696 Now you can.
19:37 WOO DEAR EVAN HANSEN REFERENCE RIGHT THERE!
*So it’s not just me*
19:36 WHEN YOU'RE FALLING IN THE FOREST, AND THERE'S NOBODY AROUND
DO YOU EVER REALLY CRASH, OR EVEN MAKE A SOUND
DID I EVEN MAKE A SOUND
DID I EVEN MAKE A SOUND
IT'S LIKE I NEVER MADE A SOUND
WILL I EVER MAKE A SOUND
Ciel Phantomhive I TOTALLY FREAKED OUT, I NEVER KNEW
didem isigibol I had a fangirl attack when I noticed it XD
Ciel Phantomhive I nearly screamed, I hope Jack will notice this anD EXPLAIN
didem isigibol I KNOW RIGHT?!
Ciel Phantomhive JACK, NOTICE ME
Has no one noticed every once and a while the screen will flash something for a split second?
Yep
I did
Same.
I was looking for that comment, I thought that my computer was acting up or something.
I can't seem to pause on it
I paused on it its options
10:07
His laugh made me smile so much 😂😂😁😁😁😁😁💕💕💕
Wow Marina has a built in life vest
Yes and as someone with a “built in life vest”, they work pretty well.
the start of 2018 "Topa themornin to ya laddies , maname is jacksepticeye and have you ever wanted to date a shark"
12:36 NANI TF?!
Ricky Racky My favourite part
10:08 One of the many times Jacks laugh has been contagious towards me
Someone should totally make an animation of this 👌
Approvedx yeahhh
Yes
"I have the power of god and anime on my side!" Magical, Baka!
e.e
You called him a moron 😂
I REQUIRE EPISODE TWO PLEASE CONTINUE THE SERIES
Yes please!!!
VirtuallyBoris yes a I think the same but I want even more than just a third
Yeeees
YESSSSSS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO🦈!
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO🦈!
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TOO🦈!
(Yes i liked my Own comment what are You going to do about it😐)
Like it myself so you don't have to
I don't Care if u like your own comment.That you say it does trigger me. I was gonna like first but not anymore.
Click it twice
Camilla Johnsen like your comment
Sharks are #1!!!
"Another says a herring called him a Twa-HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"This particular area of the ocean has something funny going on"
... why is there too many Clown fish!! ...sorry
Well well welll..... looks like .... someone copied my username..... hmmmm?
SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TO!SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TO!SHARKS ARE PEOPLE TO
Cakecloud021 fish are friends not food.
Too*
Cakecloud021 no, Sharks are a group of elasmobranch fishcharacterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head. Modern sharks are classified within the cladeSelachimorpha (or Selachii) and are the sister group to the rays. However, the term "shark" has also been used for extinct members of the subclass Elasmobranchii outside the Selachimorpha, such as Cladoselacheand Xenacanthus, as well as other Chondrichthyes such as the holocephalid eugenedontidans.
Cakecloud021 school is what You need! And IT cant be a misspell because You didn't IT 3 Times!
Too*
You are welcome
Cakecloud021 verified by doctor schniepp
Marine biology < FISH SCIENCE
What a stunning video to start 2018 with! :D
Polish English r u from poland or what
życie to gra berez po polsku też możesz wiesz?
życie to gra berez Dying Light to jest polska gra? Dlaczegi o tym nie wiedziałam?
WTF!!!!
The roblox rhenn999 what cant ppl speak another language or somet
“ It sounds *_nutty_* ”
16:19 M I C R O A G G R E S S I O N
Maybe I'm immature but "suck on mah balls" is still my favorite and kills me everytime.
Wild that this was one of the first series i ever watched on here
Uh... Sharks are people too I guess? Is this gonna be the new 2018 movement?
Evil Boobookin yes. We must free my people
Oh no please no
#SharkLivesMatter
Evil Boobookin. Yes .......yes it is....
Evil Boobookin god I hope so. Sharks are hot.
Holy shit I didn't expect ANY of this when I clicked on this video LOL
Now now, Jack. Don’t be woolgathering again.
XD
10:07 I keep replaying this spot. I love his laughter here.
This all seems rather "fishy"
Katie McGinnis *Water* you doing making these puns? Ya got anything better to do? Eh I might just be *salty*
Budamtss :3
Katie McGinnis wow.(slow claps) pun of the day
I sea what you did there.
*Whale* I'll be fucked, that was clever.
*Jack in the video* : Omae wa mo shindeiru.
*Me in front of the computer* : NANI???
Okay I'm trash 😂😂
same lmao
We all are.
You are already dead.
Fanny Jonácsik no your not. You are actually funny 😄
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee BOOM !!!!
“I’ve got the power of god and anime on my side!”
SACK. ON. MAH. BALLS! 😂
TheGameMasters 02 YES
NYAHHHHHHH!!!
TheGameMasters 02 *aAAAAAHHHHHHHH*
Memeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
You’ve heard of oceanography, you’ve seen marine biology, now get ready for......
FISH SCIENCE
*sharks are people too*
It's true they r people to
Yes, yes we are
Fish are friends
Sharks ARE people too
Monday not food