American explains Australia to Americans
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- This video originally aired live during the 100th episode of the Destiny Down Under Podcast as a practical joke on the hosts. These are a great bunch of dudes. If you are into Destiny 2, I recommend you follow them. twitch.tv/destinydownunder
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As an Aussie i love this. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie...
oi oi oi
Oi oi oi!!!
Oi mate
Oi oi oi
Oi Oi Oi!!
ah American pronunciation of emu...emoo makes me laugh every time
Yeah you wouldn't think it was that hard but every time,maybe we have to rename it a EMYOU
It's odd because every time I write it down and ask an American to pronounce it they always say it correctly. It might be a specific accent in the USA that says it Emoo..
Samsung's answer to the iCow.
Macca mate it's for Americans - you gotta make it easier than that: EEEMYOO.
Jokes - love ya you Yankee bastards. :)
To be honest, I wish it was "Emoo". Just say "Emu", then say "Emoo". See the difference.
Ah, Australia. Apart from sports, our favourite pastime is messing with tourists. If you've spoken with an Australian, there's a 50% chance you've been screwed with
What do you mean we mess with tourists? Thats a load a shit, we give valid warnings about things such as dropbears, they will murder your entire family for a feed. No lie about that one.
Pssssh we all know dropbears will do it just because they're snarky bastards
True
50% chance, more like 90%.
Let’s take the piss out of the tourists
As an Australian I can assure you everything about this is true
Daimon Byl i agree ( im aussie)
He forgot to mention drop bears(also an Aussie, and drop bear attack survivor)
Na bro (I am Aussie mate sounds like u need to get out of the city)
He forgot those fucken cunts drop bears(also an Aussie)
Pretty sure I once tried Fosters. Horse piss is being kind.
Probably drink it before MB though.
Truly it's a grand thing that the word 'mate' is in the Australian lexicon 'cause without it I'd have to admit I forgot the names of half the people I know. Fantastic video mate, got me rollin' with giggles. It's just so true. Hope you have a fair day. - A true blue Aussie.
Very spot on mate, but you forgot our best export:
Shirtless pictures of Hugh Jackman during Wolverine
Your welcome America
'Straya mate
I dunno, I reckon Margot Robbie’s our best export now.
@@MrBraddles3128 nah yeah. She'll do.
just found out about u from a friends and ur humour is bang on, what a legend
finally one of these videos that is entirely accurate, unimaginable joy ensues
Bahaha! This may not be the most accurate interpretation of Australia but you got some good shit here, mate! It made me laugh out loud many a times!
This is brilliant and that Aussie Aussie Aussie line is spot on
So I'm currently at a Hostel in Santa Fe. I was talking to the manager and explaining to her how to properly say somethings, like the proper ways to say Melbourne and Emu. "There are no Emus in Melbourne." It's not easy but with practise they get there.
I thought Australia lost the Great Emu War😂
Apparently, that is the case. 😂
That's because the cassowaries joined in.
we bow down to our feathery overlords
have you eva fought an emu >?? they be mental. ..but yes the emus won
@@merryoldlandofroz9875 yeah the Cassowaries are like the SAS of the bird world
Love the video. Do you know what has had me mind blown recently? The Nutbush is just an Australian thing. We need to educate the rest of the world!!!
I love this video even the bit where you talked about suicidal horses, my Step sister died from head collision with a poll because of her horse ,this was 7 years ago I love that you mentioned it I took 0 offence to it either great video
God bless
As an Aussie, that rhino kangaroo cross will be the stuff of my nightmares from now on...
You're welcome. 🤣
Wow. Absolutely nailed it. The emu however is pronounced Eem you but you've gotta say it fast.
forgot to mention we didnt stop at the dingo fence. we also built a Rabbit Proof Fence too
Mind...blown...
@@ManatArmsGaming More than one RPF too
@button188 actually, there are three here in WA - you can see the map in wikipedia - but essentially two that run north-south, and a third runs east-west just near Kalbarri and intersects the second N-S one.
Just like the Great Wall of China, the fence was built by "Emperor Nasi Goreng" to "keep the rabbits out".
MimWhispers ASMR and we thought the great Wall of China was to keep the rabbits out too. Well. What a coincidence.
Good effort mate... cheers from Perth WA...
Cheers
Many Aussies own private guns. They’re accessible via gun clubs and rural usage. The big difference is we need to go through a thorough background check and usage requirements.
I don't know why this was now recommended to me... But I ain't mad. As an Australian Male, I personally love this video. Once again showing that you can't please everyone (based off those 1 thousands dislikes most likely by weird Aussies). But this video is amazing mate. ☺🖒
Cheers mate.
I clicked this expecting it to be the same kinda garbage most Americans put on UA-cam about Australia. But to my surprise this was amazing, link copied and will be shared. Good stuff champ
Thank you so much.
as an Aussie i couldn't have said it better myself, well done mate
I just want to say this we Aussies don’t say f*** in every sentence we say it in every fucken 4 fucken words! ;)
Seems legit
Accuracy 99%
Had a good laugh mate. Still think ya mates down under are taken the piss out of ya with a few of those things but it’s was pretty true blue
The only thing I would have loved added to the video would be the recognition of our position as the only Island AND Continent in the world, as well as the fact that we own our entire continent, unlike every other nation that shares.
Holy shit, he.... he got it right.
😂😂😂
'massive brush fires' i lold
I appreciate this mate
Ambulance = Ambo', Darren = Dazza, Firefighter = Fiery's, Prezzie = a gift, Cockroach = Person from NSW, Roadie = last Alcoholic beverage before going Home, Shazzah = Sharon, Rollie = Cigarette you roll yourself, Thongs = rubber sandals, Pokies = slot machines....
Afew of the many MANY words as a Kiwi found pretty cool, funny in some sense but it def MAKES sense when you live here lol
#LoveThyAussieBroz #xxxxBeerIsSupreme
THANK YOU FOR ADDRESSING THAT WE DO NOT HAVE SHRIMP
Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi oi oi
Tasmania is not backward. It has a much higher percentage of fibre to the home than the mainland.
HAHAHA Love the Charles Dozsa mention.
god a wish britain had actors like that. ha ha
We also answer to "s'car on" or "skoin on"
Where are my Aussies at!
very good. however, I give this video a 9.999/10 because he does not say "authorised by the Australian government, Canberra" at the end
Sgt. Squeaks XD TRUE VERY TRUE
really fast in a deep voice
more like "authorisedbytheaustraliangovernmentcanberra"
So tru 😂😂
Authorisedbytheaustraliangovermentbrisbane
Moses mate the australian government is not in shitty Brisbane
Once a mate of mine didn't shout Oi, Oi, Oi.
I.. I never saw him again..
Fuckin oath mate.
He is a disgrace
Umm I don’t think soooo
@@ashleethompson1732 I think he's referring to the mate that didn't respond with oi oi oi and that is unfor-fucking-givable!! ha ha
It's for the best
This is hilarious! Nailed it.
The Aussie, Aussie , Aussie thing is so true. When I was on Contiki in Europe my friend and I (both Aussie) were talking about it with a German man we met, we were on a crowded bridge in Prague. Long story short he asked us to prove it knowing we were in a tourist hot spot. So she yelled it out and it was returned with hundreds of "oi oi oi"s .
My proudest moment as an Australian tbh 😂😂😂😂
Yup, this is true :)
This is epic
Brirriant, John, Stralia Mate.
That only started in the late eighties.
Absolute gold ;) :)
As an Australian I can say that all of this is true except the emu war part we lost yea nah we lost. we lost against emus
That's because we trained on kangaroos, not emus: www.snopes.com/fact-check/shoot-me-kangaroo-down-sport/
about time for a rematch I think :)
Do you mean emo"s? 💇♂️
we did go back, in helicopters like 8 years ago, and killed like 100,000
eemoo
I sat next to a yank on a plane back from Vegas last week. He asked me "what's the first thing I should do when I land in Sydney" to which I replied "Go to the pub, buy a few schooners and get pissed mate". He thought I was telling him to visit a hotel to buy a few small boats and then urinate all over himself. Bloody drongo!
Accurate as...
Typical seppo
Chris Walker should have told him to go home
Just get pissed on the 10 hour flight from Honolulu to Sydney, so you can relax and fade out the roar of the jet engines, the sound of whining babies and the disturbance of an Octogenarian sitting on the window seat, squeezing past you to go to the dunny every 30 minutes ;-)
Chris Walker you should’ve said
Try some roo, it’s fucking awesome
Australia is the only place on earth where ya call ya mates cxxt and call strangers mate 😂😂
Yeah nah, we're the same across the ditch
@@corwinbroekhuizen3619 Don't you mean the "dutch" ?
@@turbofan67 nah I mean the ditch as in the Tasman sea i.e. We do it in NZ as well.
I think he is trying to take the piss out of your kiwi accent brother
that's because all me mates are c&nts
This is almost 100% spot on. Except we lost the war against the emus. It was too expensive to keep fighting and we had to withdraw.
he litterally just made like everything up or distorted the truth about australia. just gotta clarify because ive had online chats with americans who actually thought stuff similar
but to those americans hes taking the piss dont take it as truth
funny thing is this is the first one of these videos where Americans do something involving Australia that is somewhat correct thank you for getting it right
yah really well u need to relearn about australia
*Somewhat (not everything is coorect)
*Somewhat (not everything is correct)
You missed TimTams they’re more important to us than most things
apparently you can get Tim Tams in many other countries now. Arnotts, no longer an Australian company if it ever was, is now diminishing our national pride to other countries as just another bikkie
Yes the food of the gods
Milo
Jennifer Gosling really??? That’s kinda shit
@Steven Ha! it will always be the best, but now you can buy it anywhere - where is the tourist allure of promised Aussie treats if you can get them anywhere - It's a sell out I tell you :)
VEGEMITE! How can you miss that? When a child is born he has to eat a spoonful of vegemite to get Australian Citizenship.
And that's fair dinkum too
So true
that's not true mate maybe maybe not
I don't fucking know and vegemite noice
... That's why my second grade teacher told us.
Rocky Pingale It’s not even good and I’m an Aussie lmao
Thought this video was going to be bullshit as most American videos are. Most accurate thing on the internet
🤣 Good on ya.
For fucks sake it's "Good on ya".... great video by the way
It was a typo! ,🤣🤣🤣
@@justinhollis5579 I'd say it's more like "Gudonya"
E......Moo?
u stupid to believe this rubbish?
Spot on. I motion this be moved into the National Archives immediately, all in favour say "Nah, yeah"
Nah Yeah
nah, yeah c&#t :D
Nah Yeah
Nah yeah
Nah yeah
25% of this video is true and the other 75% is also true.
Nah, Yeah = Yes Yeah, Nah = No... I totally lost it at that... so very very very true.. Also, you forgot to mention the dropbears.. lethal to overseas travelers to Australia
Nah, yeah = No, I don't get it or don't agree but I'll go along with it, or, yeah I agree.
Yeah, Nah = i know what you mean but nah, I'm not gunna do it.
Do you watch Isaac Butterfield?
Fuck Vegans and Cyclers
Too true. A bus full of tourists was recently ambushed by a hoard of dropbears near my place. Only little Johnny made it out alive, and only just. Poor bugger had his left leg half eaten by them ravenous bastards.
Kiwis (New Zealanders) are frequently the most common and nourishing food we import for dropbears.
I just came here to make sure people know we dont tolerate Foster's.
Good onya.
@Uncle Rico If the alcohol content is anything less than 30% its not for me
Yeah Fosters taste like it was brewed with straw!! quit shipping that horse piss to the states
With apologies to Eric Idle....Foster's Larger is like making love in a canoe...Fucking close to water !!
i was looking forward to this, expecting some random American explaining Australia to Americans. but this man actually knows what he's talking about.
As an Australian. Can Confirm with the 'Aussie, Aussie, Aussie' 'Oi, Oi, Oi'
is almost 100% accurate. SOME don't get in on it. But most Aussies especially when oversea's will respond.
I've found many an Aussie while in foreign countries while out and about by just screaming that in a public place.
I've used this to track down mates after a pub crawl in London. We wound up on Trafalgar Square well into the dog shift. Strangely busy even at that time of night.
Yeah, all the fuckin retarded fuckin bogans are right into it mate. Rather drink a fuckin fosters than do that retarded shit.
Yeah whatever!
At 2000 Syd Olympics, when new Zealand athlete announced, crowd chanted "Kiwi Kiwi Kiwi, Baa Baa Baa". So a two for one with taking the piss.
@Michael McGinley it does make me cringe but hey even Andre Rieu leads the cry for his Aussie audiences.
i dont know if people from overseas will ever understand Australia because its just too dam funny messing with people and taking the piss when discussing Australia.
That said.. some stuff was exaggerated.. but all of it was true to some extent (less exaggerated form).
Even the Great Emu War of 1932. And putting NZ on eBay.
Does sound hard to take seriously though. At first.
I love this vid!
From a proud Aussie
P.s yes we abbreviate everything and we have a love hate relationship with New Zealand 🇳🇿 (that's why we tried to sell it on eBay)
Memo Da Hufflepuff i think I would describe the Aussie, NZ relationship as like a big brother, little brother thing. Brothers love you but yet are annoying and pretend to hate you.
That man must be the stupidest person in australia to try and do that
Other people (out of Australia) don’t say taking the piss?
We kiwis do
@@ahorrell i can't believe one of us tried to sell u guys on ebay
Emma Rose12 that was the most culture shocking thing I had ever heard once he said it
Eloise Verhey hahahahah
Pretty sure the Brits do as well.
You forgot the bloody drop bears, they're everywhere
A guy I went to school with lost his dad to a Drop Bear. He's got some kinda PTSD about it now. It's sad.
ssshhhh! You'll scare the backpackers off. We're not supposed to warn them about Dropies until they get off the plane.
Drop Bear
Don't forget the hoop snakes
And Con-tours, they will get you anytime your out in the bush trying to find your way !!!
a mate lost a arm and a ear to one he was lucky to live
I'm really glad you included taking the piss. My hubby was born in Italy, came here when he was 7 and STILL doesn't understand that when I take the piss it's because I love him. You never take the piss out of someone you DON'T like ! Very funny vid loved it mate.
Yeah, mine's Korean, sarcasm does not translate well into their culture. Still fucking funny from my point of view, though.
Love it but I do take issue with brush. It's a bushfire mate, not a brush fire.
In retrospect I missed that. Full disclosure I generally try to avoid the word bush personally because...reasons. 😂
@@ManatArmsGaming oh my gosh! You nong!
@@ManatArmsGaming wait so what do you call small, human height or less vegetation then, something not bigger enough to be a tree but is still woody. Like a single plant from a box hedge or the like.
@@corwinbroekhuizen3619 A plant :)
A SHRUBBERY!
Haven’t laughed so hard at myself in ages. Can’t believe you got a picture of our entire airforce in one place!!!!
And here I was thinking we were all paid actors to perpetuate the conspiracy of a round earth.
cuz we don't exist, there is no Australia :)
Either that or the pays shit
Great stuff digger but FFS it is pronounced eeeemyou :)
the message at the end is very inspiring
You've gotta have Aussie blood mate! No way a septic tank coulda got that shit so spot on 👍
katt ryan mate haven’t heard septic tank used for years,laughed and choked on me beer,well done
@@imnsaneru2 onya cobber 👍
@@krileyroxmysox sepo for short of course, me skin an blister, even though your a shiela, ya could be me china plate any day, in fact av a butchers on FB 4 us an ya can be me china fa dinkum??
Seppos can saprise ya
@@peterwajer2307 sadly, all you have said ius a bunch of pommy dribble.....except for the fair dinkum
Get stuffed mate. Have a good one. Great story, some of which is true and some of which is verbal diarrhoea, but I'm not telling which parts. Cheers.
I was shooting for 90% inaccuracy. 🤣
Pretty accurate
Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn
Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn
I lost it when you said Tasmania is a century behind haha!
Forgot about the double headrest in cars in Tassie too..... coz they've all got two heads... ..
its true im from launceston
You’d think thry’d be advanced, two heads are better than one, right? 😂
Australia’s my not seem as patriotic as Americans but they are the most proud people of there country more than anyone.
Damn right, Aussie Aussie Aussie
Oi oi oi
Quite true. We love this beautifully diverse country but we still hate our politics.
Often we just can’t be arsed giving a shit but we really should.
Any people of there own country are the most proud of there country...
You god dam right mate
I clicked on this video expecting evreything to be horribly wrong but I only found one mistake the way you pronounced emu it's emm-u not e-moo
Edit: the gun laws are from a mass shooting that happened in the 90's
I think every Australian is relieved that at least ONE American can get it right.
good on ya mate
Australia approves
“...the people (shows photo of people), the livestock (shows photo of livestock) and the farmland...” - SHOWS PHOTO OF DESERT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All correct except the one about our favourite past time is actually taking the piss out of new zeland
Gimme IQ hell yeah...gotta love those sheep fucker jokes during the Bledisloe. Dunno bout Aussies and Roos though?
Fush n chups?
Gimme IQ sexty sex. Actually my ex is a Maori and I am Aussie. Can imagine the jokes that fly when he gets together with my part Aboriginal west aussie AFL mad dad. Sheep fucker and bum sniffers are the common comments followed by Roo jockey and anything else my ex comes up with. We are still great mates. I am a mad All Blacks fan...traitor! But I will never forget the famous hand bag and pink sheep ads by the Aussies when everybody was not so busy finding something to be offended by. Funny as Fuck! Much happier times.
Funny cause in NZ we like to take the piss out of Aussies. 😂
Momo I know lived a year or so in RotaVegas bro...done it hard cuzzie...
think i spent about 90% of that video pissing myself laughing cause i can't believe an american got us aussie's SOOOOOOOOOOOO right!!!!
Thought I’d pop in and have a gander at the video. I was worried I’d either chuck a berko or get stroppy and have a whinge, but strewth! This is fair dinkum on the ball. Goodonyamate
Vermonol fucken oath mate
This is actually accurate enough to be documentary worthy.
Glorious.
I was honestly expecting to be watching going WTF but besides saying the humans won the Emu war not bad.
Not everything in Australia will kill you.
Everything *_Wants_* to kill you, but some of them haven't evolved teeth/claws/poison/venom yet.
Oh, and Australia lost the Emu war. (pronounced Eem-you)
I love how Wikipedia actually includes ‘Emus’ as a participant and the outcome as ‘Failure. Emu population persists’. We got humiliated with facts.
Very few Australians are descended from convicts, most came later.
😂😂😂
@Tim TheAutist Its also important to remember, that the USA was a British convict dumping ground for hundreds of years since the British first settled there. convict transportation ended in Australia by 1868 in western Australia, and a decade before in the eastern states. In all, it lasted less than 100 years. Overall it became less and less over time, and there was serious opposition by the 1830's, as it was becoming politically untenable as the majority of people were free settlers. I'm from South Australia, which was entirely a free settlement colony, with no convicts. Australia also had no slavery. More convicts went to the Americas, than ever came to Australia.
most of our relatives came in the gold rush
@@iangodfrey4518 We definitely had slavery, we just didn't call it that.
Pretty much spot on mate top work
It's a reasonable description of Australia as seen by Yanks but not 100% correct. Emu culling ?? I never heard of that and I've just turned 70 last month. He forgot one of the most important things between America and Australia and that is the ANZUS Pact short for Australia and New Zealand, America treaty to basically look after your Mates. A Great Australian tradition that is also in our DNA. Australians live by something my G/Father said to me when I was just a kid of about 11 when I had hair and really Blonde. '" Snowball don't take Life too serious none of us are going to make it out alive. " Americans are Good Mates just never stop taking the piss out of them, it's almost a National Sport.Good on YA' Pop. Cheers from North Queensland, Denis.
The Great Emu War happen in rural WA. The Emu's didn't succumb, we lost the war... What did actually work was a bounty system that saw the mass destruction of emu's over a 6 month period. Wiki it, it's a real thing, lol.
there was actually a "war" against the Emu, it was called "The great Emu war" it happened in WA toward the end of 1932, the Emus won as evidenced by their continued existence lol there you go cobber, you learn something new every day ;)
Indeed you do learn something new every day unless I had learnt it before and have early " Old Timer's Disease " and have forgotten it. Getting older can be a scary thing. Cheers, Denis.
Thank you Gentlemen for both your comments.
I'm not an Aussie myself, but I've been living in Oz (also know as "Straya!!!) for 11 years now, my wife is an Aussie, my daughter is an Aussie and my two cats are Aussies. This is the best (and most accurate) summary of Australia I've ever seen!
🤣
In Straya, cats are cunts o' things... Farkin' chuditch fiddlers..
breathe in
authorised by the Australian government, Canberra
Technically Russel Crowe is a kiwi, but we claim him from time to time whenever he has a good movie, and give him back when he's off the rails. Similarly Mel Gibson was given back to the yanks years ago, we don't want him anymore.
Neither do we. 🤣🤣🤣
Mel Gibson is a legend
Nicole Kidman also wasnt born in Australia
@@benmcbride-davids7233 I'm sure we are working on erasing that birth certificate from existence. She's ours now, we called dibs.
bartonez123 same goes with Keith urban.
Being an Aussie I can say....it’s all true.
I must say he is right about 90% the other 10% is probably sarcasm but still so accurate mate
For a seppo, ya didnt do too bad on this cobba. Hooroo fa now.
On behalf of Aussies everywhere, I dub thee an honorary Aussie. Good on ya lad
This is everything I've ever wanted.
He's a fucken legend
Too bloody right, we don't drink Fosters, yuck!
VB
xxxx
Absolute cat’s piss
Actually, we drink tons of different beer brands now all these micro breweries have got going in the last 10 years. You can even legally make your own home made beers in Australia, provided you don't sell it, which is against the law without a state liquor makers licence. I've brewed beer with a friend, for A$100 of brewing equipment, like a 50 litre (notice the correct spelling) tank with a fish tank heater to regulate the brewing temperate. You can buy the kit (including the wort mix) from brewing stores, even some supermarkets. On ya Coopers (brewery) for starting this national craze for making home brews :-D
Mate I’m Ozzie and this was absolutely hilarious as the koalas are also know as drop bears that kill ya and taking the piss out of family and friends is an understatement. We focus more on you Americans if you get what I mean.
OK, as a Yank ExPat who has called Australia home for almost 20 years, I feel very qualified to comment on this video.
The response to Aussie Aussie Aussie is indeed built in to the Aussie, no matter where we originated. It is the first thing we immigrants are taught to say, right before someone hands us a "mystery meat" pie and a welcoming jar of Vegimite. The response is Pavlovian (look it up). "To become a citizen", I was told, "requires an operation....to have half your brain removed and replaced with a meat pie". Yeah, Aussies love to take the piss. And Ladies, never tell an Aussie bloke that you "root" for a sports team. You will regret it.
Yes, Australia has a very high percentage of dangerous critters, but very, very few deaths from them. The estimated incidence of snakebites annually in Australia is between 3 and 18 per 100,000 with an average mortality rate of 0.03 per 100,000 per year, according to the Australian Bureau of Statistics. The mortality rate is higher with rattlesnake bites compared to all snake bites. No rattlers in Oz.
If you are planning a trip to Australia please skip the Big Smoke and come see the real Oz. There you will find clean air, friendly battlers, and the best tucker!
BTW, nicely done video, Mate. Come see my side of the country next time. Cheers! =o)
Been several times. I fly in to darwin and my cousins pick me up in the bush plane and we land in flying fox, then we meet up with their mates in bulman weemol and usually spend a month in the bush if not longer. I do all the fun non touristy shit and when they fly to alaska I spare no expense and we party our asses off.
As an Australian myself... I have never seen a foreigner get it so right! This list is absolutely amazing! Great f*cking job!
Bahahahahaha, was almost getting annoyed at the Fosters thing until you ended with it being horse piss... top effort mate...
Me too.
As an aussie, i need to make only to corrections
1: there called enu's (pronounced E YOU) not emoos
2: its straya not Australia.
The rest is correct
Yeah nah, forgot dropbears.
Well done, very close to spot on. I'm from Tasmania, we are indeed in a time bubble ... I'm 60m from a platypus, and there are 3.5million year old rocks edging my driveway. Onya. Cheers. $0.02
The sad, yet hilarious thing is that it's all true. We speak two languages here, English and bad English.
When I met actress Susan Sarandon this year, she was telling me about this great Aussie book and pronounced Emu as E moo, I could not bring myself to correct her, but I told her in Australia there is no need to tip people, thanks for clarifying nobody drinks Fosters
Perhaps you should have told her that women are not oppressed. Least of all, her.
That bit about Australia’s British origins being a penal colony.
That comes from someone whose own country started out as a slave plantation.
I mean, your not wrong.
And also a place where convicts were dumped. The Brits settled Australia because they couldn't continue to dump their convicts in their American colonies.
He's taking the piss (i.e. being sarcastic) and you didn't notice? REALLY????
Chris Simpson hehe penal
@@RandomStuff-he7lu And all the descendents of the Pommie convicts have been thanking British justice ever since. Forever known as the Great Escape.
At first I was like, Here we go.. Another American trying to show what us Aussies are like. But you hit the nail on the head mate, Good job
Finally someone got the shrimp on the barby crap straight
My pleasure.
yeah nah , the emus won the war btw
Na yeah, I was just about to say that.
As an Australian, this may be the greatest video I've ever seen on UA-cam 😂 the only thing that could have made it better is a drop bear comment