An American Vegan Doesn't Understand Australia

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  • @IsaacButterfield
    @IsaacButterfield  5 років тому +1229

    My Comedy Special is out now, follow this link to Watch Now - www.isaacbutterfield.com

    • @meuolo3173
      @meuolo3173 5 років тому +14

      I’m Aussie mate

    • @willjackjump4563
      @willjackjump4563 5 років тому +12

      I’m a Aussie from newie

    • @seratonin7004
      @seratonin7004 5 років тому +16

      She took her video down! You shamed her! 😁😁
      And she's not "a nice lady" at all. .. she's a spin doctor and charlatan, is my guess from watching a few of her videos. What she says doesn't add up in so many instances. Just another UA-camr who will do anything for views.
      And word is she fled the country with outstanding police and court issues. Hmmmmm
      Besides that, many of her claims seem highly unlikely given her intelligence level and difficulty with the concepts of petroleum, gas and unleaded fuel, as well as dryers and the idea of economical and environmental considerations! She doesn't seem too bright to me. .. and she's a teacher! ?

    • @ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot
      @ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot 5 років тому +10

      The thing he said about sub teaches is so true it made me laugh so hard because I’ve had so many teachers just walk out and cry because of my class.

    • @Prp3langl
      @Prp3langl 5 років тому +2

      Isaac Butterfield hey im 8 but I still watch your videos (I’m Australian)

  • @BGerbs66
    @BGerbs66 6 років тому +7096

    "America is Australia's closest ally"
    *New Zealand cries*

    • @raed5378
      @raed5378 6 років тому +165

      BGerbs66 *China dies*

    • @demetriosavdalis5574
      @demetriosavdalis5574 6 років тому +330

      New Zealanders are just Aussies with a severe speech impediment

    • @Sovietwombat
      @Sovietwombat 6 років тому +378

      New Zealand aint no ally they are family they are our little brother

    • @MrCeegeezy
      @MrCeegeezy 6 років тому +192

      Bros before hoes. Aussies and Kiwis are family.

    • @smokeyshadowbear6083
      @smokeyshadowbear6083 6 років тому +106

      MrCeegeezy we hate each other but we love each other cause we fam mate

  • @hamad-pz3rp
    @hamad-pz3rp 5 років тому +5245

    Melbourne? Melbs.
    Sushi? sush.
    Weed? Kush.
    Hotel? Trivago.

  • @vulkeule5306
    @vulkeule5306 4 роки тому +719

    She’s making fun of Australia for abbreviations but she said “unleeded” instead of unleaded

    • @Blusuri
      @Blusuri 4 роки тому +8

      very true

    • @WestMeetsEastIndonesia
      @WestMeetsEastIndonesia 4 роки тому +17

      IKR! I want to smack her! People like her give "Americans" a bad name.

    • @troykostanski7848
      @troykostanski7848 4 роки тому +9

      She is one ditzy
      fucking broad....she is one of them California fake cocaine snorting Harvey Weinstein fucking skanks with no talent or friends.....nobody in chicago ever heard of her.....fucking vegans

    • @aduptuniform2647
      @aduptuniform2647 4 роки тому +2

      This bitch is really dumb

    • @its_speedyboi
      @its_speedyboi 4 роки тому +7

      Vegans be like, what if I can eat blades of grass

  • @GrimTheDestroyer
    @GrimTheDestroyer 3 роки тому +401

    Isaac: "If you haven't made your substitute teacher cry, you aren't Australian"
    My classmates who made our permanent teacher cry : *PATHETIC*

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 3 роки тому +6

      I had some who replaced a teacher for the period. I’m an Aussie

    • @at-bazelgeuse
      @at-bazelgeuse 3 роки тому +13

      It's either the sub makes you cry or you make the sub cry, there is no inbetween

    • @braydonross8629
      @braydonross8629 3 роки тому +3

      my story is very long but ima shorten it to... lets just say my sub hates me and will never look at me again bc she cant

    • @bobross4987
      @bobross4987 3 роки тому +4

      I had a teacher who made herself cry while we were bored af

    • @breakingbenches3247
      @breakingbenches3247 3 роки тому +2

      i made multiple teachers cry

  • @ally00bu
    @ally00bu 5 років тому +687

    Emile- “I live in Melbourne, it’s not Melbourne it’s Melbs “
    Every Aussie cringing and squirming in their seats- MELBS?!?!?!wtf is a ‘Melbs’

    • @miavlachos8271
      @miavlachos8271 5 років тому +6

      Ally Woods very true

    • @amaragoodwin2381
      @amaragoodwin2381 5 років тому +10

      Hahaha I have never heard of Melbs

    • @fmpgamerking076
      @fmpgamerking076 5 років тому +5

      Ally Woods it’s a cock sucker state WHY MEMLBS

    • @bashee0079
      @bashee0079 5 років тому +3

      Yep

    • @mysticalyborn4886
      @mysticalyborn4886 4 роки тому +9

      I agree, is Melbs a foreign land or something? Also not stated in the video, but I thought she would've complained about vegimite, if she did it would've been about something like "iT's To SaLtY"or "iT tAsTeS tErRiBlE." MAYBE CAUSE ITS 90% SALT

  • @BIXX1017
    @BIXX1017 5 років тому +5472

    Americans:
    It’s good day not gday
    It’s Color not colour
    It’s mom not mum
    Australians:
    It’s school not a shooting range
    this is a joke plz take this lightly

  • @maxwelltbone1462
    @maxwelltbone1462 3 роки тому +437

    I live in Melbourne and I can 100% confirm that the term “melbs” has never come up ever

    • @smokecrash2147
      @smokecrash2147 3 роки тому +19

      I feel like she just talked to a friend who thinks he's the center of the universe, making the slang his group of friends use "common use words"

    • @lakodamon
      @lakodamon 3 роки тому +2

      Yes! Thank you!
      We stop just short of enunciating the name

    • @hudsonrogers5491
      @hudsonrogers5491 3 роки тому +6

      Wtf is melbs 😂

    • @amimooney4937
      @amimooney4937 3 роки тому +6

      exactly what the fuck is melbs

    • @lakodamon
      @lakodamon 3 роки тому +5

      @@amimooney4937 It's what Americans living in Sydney think Melbournians call Melbourne

  • @mrchief6193
    @mrchief6193 3 роки тому +296

    America and Australia: are allies
    The UK: it's nice when siblings get along

  • @riyaadhussain6306
    @riyaadhussain6306 5 років тому +1366

    Born in Australia, living for 16 year and i have never heard the word sush. Lmao

  • @MsBlonde0000
    @MsBlonde0000 4 роки тому +637

    I think she's in Austria and probably thinks it's an abbreviation for Australia.

    • @Wispectre
      @Wispectre 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah

    • @dreamerzone8
      @dreamerzone8 3 роки тому +24

      Fuck that made me laugh 😂😂

    • @philipdwyer1392
      @philipdwyer1392 3 роки тому +8

      That's hilarious😅🤣😂

    • @AnimalFriend969
      @AnimalFriend969 3 роки тому +6

      Valid Hypothesis 🤣

    • @dixnbutts287
      @dixnbutts287 3 роки тому +23

      Believe it or not, actually you can look it up, people from America have traveled to Austria thinking it’s Australia and from US Indiana to India 🇮🇳 thinking it’s the same. That’s how dumb we are.

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 6 років тому +1494

    "There's no aluminium cans"
    Me: *is literally drinking from a can of Fanta and stops to stare at it*

    • @TrentosMentos117
      @TrentosMentos117 6 років тому +74

      I collect about fucking 5 bucks worth of cans on a daily basis, don't know what that bitch is on about aye.

    • @freerider8737
      @freerider8737 6 років тому +22

      Got a cold mony in one hand and dick on the other. Lifes good

    • @jasonmcfidgityfigMDXLIV
      @jasonmcfidgityfigMDXLIV 6 років тому +7

      I get about $200 every few months

    • @Queenbloodnut
      @Queenbloodnut 6 років тому +7

      I thought the same til i read she was talking about water in a can, we don't have water in a can it was weird to her...

    • @mathewpoole3589
      @mathewpoole3589 6 років тому +17

      But that's an aluminum can, not an "aloomanum" can, as they call it

  • @JT-93
    @JT-93 3 роки тому +88

    I can't be the only one who noticed that she said
    "Before I left the United States, I'm like "I'm going to America.."

    • @Payney2.01
      @Payney2.01 3 роки тому +1

      @famous austrian painter underrated comment🤣🤣

    • @matildab.7954
      @matildab.7954 3 роки тому +3

      I was so confused

    • @rhyslovesfarmingnz4434
      @rhyslovesfarmingnz4434 3 роки тому +2

      Me to

    • @TehNinjaFlute
      @TehNinjaFlute 2 роки тому +3

      I was searching for this comment 🤣 I rewound the video a few times to make sure I had heard her right.

    • @LeannaBanana
      @LeannaBanana 7 місяців тому

      Thank you! The comment I was looking for 😆😆🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @crunchypac114
    @crunchypac114 5 років тому +732

    As a Melbournian I can confirm we don’t call Melbourne Melbs

    • @justcoco5297
      @justcoco5297 5 років тому +6

      yep me too

    • @HerzogZAK
      @HerzogZAK 5 років тому +24

      Yup, never heard this before. And I'd bitch slap if I heard anyone use it.

    • @Dodo-rf9sp
      @Dodo-rf9sp 5 років тому +4

      Me too

    • @shahhkyz
      @shahhkyz 5 років тому +4

      Same

    • @ryantherainwing9248
      @ryantherainwing9248 5 років тому +4

      Yeah nah, I just call it what it was meant to be called “Melbourne”

  • @user-fr3us1vi8o
    @user-fr3us1vi8o 5 років тому +642

    How to trigger an American;
    Ask them if they pay for their health insurance monthly or weekly.

    • @misakit.4110
      @misakit.4110 5 років тому +8

      IM GOING TO REMEMBER THIS

    • @Asphennn
      @Asphennn 5 років тому +3

      I’m not offended.

    • @DarthAwar
      @DarthAwar 5 років тому +3

      Answer is daily if you can pay at all!!!!

    • @bingle4551
      @bingle4551 5 років тому +1

      Jimbo nGr wot?

    • @DanielBurns
      @DanielBurns 5 років тому +7

      The majority of adult Australians have private health insurance too.. and if you don't, you pay a nice little fee around tax time, on top of the taxes that pay for Medicare right now.

  • @priscillafox8651
    @priscillafox8651 4 роки тому +835

    I live in Melbourne ... never heard anyone call it ‘Melbs’
    LIKE WTF

    • @Hebinmate
      @Hebinmate 4 роки тому +6

      Aussie _Legend this is so true

    • @forexalised9053
      @forexalised9053 4 роки тому +4

      @Советский Союз What are you even responding to? "One of the people".
      What? Who? Fuck me dead.

    • @aidanlys4618
      @aidanlys4618 4 роки тому +2

      i live in india funny man 🤳👨🏻‍🦽🏠🏠🚶🏻‍♂️🐔🟪🟪😄😁🤣🤣🤣

    • @josephau9547
      @josephau9547 4 роки тому

      same!

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому

      Memeley 2 🥘🥘🥘

  • @faithfulnombre658
    @faithfulnombre658 3 роки тому +47

    The old “yeah nah” or “nah yeah” is a classic, I confused my Colombian in-laws for weeks with that one.

  • @Emm81
    @Emm81 5 років тому +376

    1. everyone has a dryer
    2. if she can't find an aluminum can then she must be blind
    3. cut up sushi is EVERYWHERE
    4. who says sush? ( no one) who says melb?(no one)

    • @SalmondKeyStudios
      @SalmondKeyStudios 5 років тому +1

      For the cans, I just turned my head slighty to the left and saw 3.

    • @笨蛋-p1f
      @笨蛋-p1f 5 років тому

      Yes, she’s a *****

    • @VoidHxnter
      @VoidHxnter 5 років тому

      Did you just censor yourself on YT

    • @Emm81
      @Emm81 5 років тому

      @@VoidHxnter wats dat?

    • @VoidHxnter
      @VoidHxnter 5 років тому

      xXSunny_Rose_ThornXx what’s what? Censor?

  • @misspopcoin2204
    @misspopcoin2204 5 років тому +237

    She said she only moved to Australia 10 days ago. Somehow I don't think she's the most qualified individual to talk about this.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +1

      Right? Like if it's a move, not a vacation, who wouldn't wait at least a few months before compiling their early impressions?

  • @mck0027
    @mck0027 4 роки тому +514

    I'm not even convinced she's in Australia.

    • @ddruprup12ify
      @ddruprup12ify 4 роки тому +9

      I not convinced she's even on planet Earth.

    • @fergusshea3858
      @fergusshea3858 4 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 4 роки тому +5

      Australia doesn't exist. It's a conspiracy.

    • @OGVade
      @OGVade 4 роки тому +2

      Mr Moth Australia is just Texas

    • @American-knight-hawk
      @American-knight-hawk 4 роки тому +1

      OGVade 2100 but with little amount of guns

  • @markskonecki2050
    @markskonecki2050 2 роки тому +38

    As an American this video had me on the floor laughing my ass off!!!! Now you see what us normal people in America have to deal with it's friggin insanity!!!! These people are nuts!!! Lol

    • @andydufresnefromshawshank5866
      @andydufresnefromshawshank5866 Рік тому +3

      We Americans want them out, I recommend the video from Awakening with JP where if meat eaters act like Vegans

  • @EvilDeedsHD
    @EvilDeedsHD 5 років тому +321

    I think I had a stroke when I heard “unleeded” gas, five seconds away from a nosebleed

    • @HerzogZAK
      @HerzogZAK 5 років тому +2

      I've been driving for about 9 years now... I still have no clue how to fill up, it LITERALLY makes no sense.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 5 років тому +1

      Zoggy Biscuit open the cap, get your dish soap

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 5 років тому +1

      Zoggy Biscuit close the fuel cap, pay for it, drive off.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 5 років тому +6

      Zoggy Biscuit or just open the bonnet and pour petrol all over the engine bay.

    •  5 років тому

      It has no Leeds.

  • @yourmatetom
    @yourmatetom 6 років тому +1480

    I’ve never heard anyone refer to Melbourne as “Melbs” before lol. And if I did, they would receive a rightful slap 👋
    And “sush”? Wtf? This is what we should be protesting against! :P

    • @robsaunders5112
      @robsaunders5112 6 років тому +4

      Hahahaha get em tommo

    • @DrLysergic
      @DrLysergic 6 років тому +17

      Wanna go to Melbs and get some sush?

    • @teddy-dk5ye
      @teddy-dk5ye 6 років тому +27

      lmao everyone i know calls Melbourne melbs

    • @electricdeckhead3083
      @electricdeckhead3083 6 років тому +4

      all the while sipping your "latte" and calling tradesmen "tradies" this is why Australia is fucked, let alone Victoria calling itself "The education state" on their number plates now, lmao, like it's not a national curriculum or something, shows their level of said education. lmao

    • @erinclarke2606
      @erinclarke2606 6 років тому +16

      I'm from Melbs and everyone I know here calls it well Melbs lol

  • @virtualatheist
    @virtualatheist 4 роки тому +573

    If she's a vegan, why does she care how Sushi is served?

    • @ynaiporter2657
      @ynaiporter2657 4 роки тому +27

      Sushi comes with various fillings including vegan, vegitarian or fish / meat etc... I think your thinking of Sashimi (raw fish)..

    • @dillanwiemer5564
      @dillanwiemer5564 4 роки тому +51

      @@ynaiporter2657 i think you ruined a joke (something funny)...

    • @tawinawi9609
      @tawinawi9609 4 роки тому +5

      ITS LIES I TELL YOU, LIESSS

    • @insertusernamehere8125
      @insertusernamehere8125 4 роки тому +1

      HMM

    • @thomasbeachey888
      @thomasbeachey888 4 роки тому +1

      fkn oath

  • @oliverwood2724
    @oliverwood2724 3 роки тому +23

    Emmie says she's been in straya for 10 days but she's paying her rent and membership weekly

  • @jackpalmer3612
    @jackpalmer3612 6 років тому +192

    Am I the only one who realised she said she was leaving the United States...to go to America?

    • @perfectfatality1868
      @perfectfatality1868 6 років тому +4

      I noticed that too haha

    • @denimsoss
      @denimsoss 6 років тому +2

      Yeah.... what’s with that?

    • @jordanthomson7682
      @jordanthomson7682 6 років тому +6

      its alright she comes from mars

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 6 років тому

      Nope. I was going to make a comment about that.

    • @frostyguy1989
      @frostyguy1989 6 років тому +1

      On the plus side, she'd save a fortune on travel.

  • @poggyw2153
    @poggyw2153 4 роки тому +194

    WTF, when did she hear a person say “ Melbourne is Melbs”

    • @judithfortuna4453
      @judithfortuna4453 4 роки тому +2

      It is Melb since they are Americans, ofcourse if you aske Argentin people they would tell you that América is a continent and Argentin people are also Americans since they are part of the American continent, and Argentina as much as Colombia, Chile and México are part of América and all these countries speak Castellano no spanish, it is easy, US dictates like she is doing it is up tu you to belive and acept their Dictationship

    • @ben10521
      @ben10521 4 роки тому +12

      @@judithfortuna4453 what the fuck are you on about

    • @hallegranger1969
      @hallegranger1969 4 роки тому +2

      Luca Masciantonio I think it was an American saying it trying to fit into Australia even though no Australian does that they just think we do.

    • @kingsolitair657
      @kingsolitair657 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe someone was messing with her?

    • @calaisgray4510
      @calaisgray4510 4 роки тому

      In Melbourne nobody I mean nobody calls it melbs

  • @harrypapadopoulos8564
    @harrypapadopoulos8564 5 років тому +378

    Just to confirm Melbournians do NOT call Melbourne melbs nor do we call sushi sush🤦‍♀️

    • @KAM66300
      @KAM66300 5 років тому +18

      Do you think some Aussie friend was messing with her???? We do like to wind up the Poms and Yanks!!!!

    • @Gigavolt-vj5ow
      @Gigavolt-vj5ow 5 років тому +2

      Harry Papadopoulos yeah u r correct

    • @matilda9506
      @matilda9506 5 років тому +1

      Harry Papadopoulos Yup.

    • @michiko3755
      @michiko3755 5 років тому +4

      ive lived in melbourne all my life and ive heard NOBODY say melbs or sush wtf

    • @stevenstrange6385
      @stevenstrange6385 5 років тому +1

      Good other wise I'll have to go on a shooting spree whait with what guns lol

  • @owenthegreat2640
    @owenthegreat2640 3 роки тому +19

    As a proud American, please know we aren’t all this clueless. 😂😂

  • @jakemcculloch22
    @jakemcculloch22 5 років тому +174

    Why do Americans call it GAS? ITS A LIQUID?

    • @investigationclimate6183
      @investigationclimate6183 5 років тому +21

      Gas is short for Gasoline, which is a product of refined petroleum. When gas burns, the liquid is not what burns but the gas vapor that begins to evaporate or vaporizes off the gasoline. Calling it petro is technically not correct because you do not put petroleum in a car. But it is correct because gasoline is a petroleum product. Just different ways to skin a cat buddy. In short, no, we don't say gas because we think it is a gas.

    • @investigationclimate6183
      @investigationclimate6183 5 років тому

      @livey oone With Citation "1870:"The liquids used for producing gas in portable machines are known as Gasoline, Naptha, Benzine, Liquid Gas, Auroral Oil, and by various other names. They are, without exception, highly volatile and, of necessity, inflammable and explosive, and therefore dangerous to the last degree. If they were not they would not make gas." books.google.com/books?id=Lv8dAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA23&hl=en&ei=SflaTvyNHKXZiALS9pjFCQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result#v=onepage&q&f=false

    • @wizard78au
      @wizard78au 5 років тому +8

      Investigation Climate that book is written by an American insurance agency, of coarse it’s going to use American dialogues. If it was written by an Australian agency it would use Australian dialogues.

    • @Najibeh
      @Najibeh 5 років тому +6

      because they can’t learn at their school because it’s a shooting range

    • @panzerkampfwagenviausfbkon343
      @panzerkampfwagenviausfbkon343 5 років тому

      @@Najibeh kaaaaah lol

  • @traceytupuivao5604
    @traceytupuivao5604 4 роки тому +671

    Emmie: it's not Sushi its Sush
    Me: She's not in Australia

    • @sethmichel6138
      @sethmichel6138 4 роки тому +18

      She's in Austra

    • @stub_w
      @stub_w 4 роки тому +11

      It's acctualy sushi it came from Japan so it's kind of offensive to Japanese ppl say no it's not sushi it's sush

    • @horizon6841
      @horizon6841 4 роки тому +14

      @@stub_w so you are saying changing the name of a food is racist? I am understanding you right?

    • @stub_w
      @stub_w 4 роки тому +5

      @@horizon6841 kinda offensive to Japanese ppl just not completely racist

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 4 роки тому +8

      Shadowwolfz are you of japanese descent and can actually fucking confirm that its “oFFeNsiVe tO jaPaNeSe peOpLE”? if not, then fuck off.

  • @panoptijohn
    @panoptijohn 3 роки тому +609

    She's exasperating. On behalf of the US, I would like to apologize for sending our detritus to your great nation. Most Americans love and respect Australians/Australia.

  • @unhiddenhistory
    @unhiddenhistory 3 роки тому +18

    If I ever visit "Melbs," Australia, I think I'll go out for "brekky" and order "soosh."

  • @euanheapes1261
    @euanheapes1261 4 роки тому +243

    "Petrol. It makes no sense." oh yeah because calling a liquid "gas" makes so much more sense

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +13

      It's an abbreviation for "gasoline," lol you know, the product that "petrol" is a nickname for

    • @ChristianHagenRaknarokk
      @ChristianHagenRaknarokk 4 роки тому

      @Ylfa Karen Guðbjörnsdóttir Let's say it's Nordic to call it 'bensin' since Norwegians, Swedes and Danes (don't know about Greenland or Finland) also call it 'bensin'

    • @abyssmoon6940
      @abyssmoon6940 4 роки тому +1

      @@ChristianHagenRaknarokk Germany its benzin

    • @stefanblaga9986
      @stefanblaga9986 4 роки тому +1

      even in romania it's the same name, we call it "benzina"

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +1

      @@stefanblaga9986 so is that also the word for the hydrocarbon molecule "benzine," and context prevents it from being confusing?
      If so that is more or less why Americans say "gas" and it's not confusing with the gaseous state of matter.

  • @noellethorn8624
    @noellethorn8624 3 роки тому +199

    She's been there "10 no 11 days?" And acts like she knows everything lol

    • @curlyhairking2393
      @curlyhairking2393 3 роки тому +16

      thats typical americans for u

    • @hideakiakio6698
      @hideakiakio6698 2 роки тому +6

      thats typical vegans for u

    • @yukitai9063
      @yukitai9063 2 роки тому +1

      I don't think she's even near the place. Probably in a VR place which only entails their apartment/house, 5m street, and a service station.
      Just saying she's probably never been to a shopping centre (shops with dryers, shops with cans of soft drinks, sushi shops...)

    • @purplestars5410
      @purplestars5410 Рік тому

      @@curlyhairking2393 I think it's a typical "air head" who desperately needed content to seem relevant and cultured on her YT channel. 🤷‍♀️

  • @Lemonsfreedom
    @Lemonsfreedom 5 років тому +629

    She’s acting like sushi originated from America lmao.

    • @ellapolglase6678
      @ellapolglase6678 5 років тому +5

      v Lumin_ we have the small little rolls as well

    • @FalseBillyIdol
      @FalseBillyIdol 5 років тому +24

      Why the hell is she eating sushi? She's vegan!

    • @liaxvy
      @liaxvy 5 років тому +11

      Sushi is from Japan 😂😂😂

    • @saladv3028
      @saladv3028 5 років тому +6

      @@FalseBillyIdol just the dried seaweed i guess

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 5 років тому +1

      Yeah and its funny since Japanese pronounce it as "sush", anyway. Or at least it just sounds like they're leaving out the 'i'.

  • @Quenical
    @Quenical 3 роки тому +16

    I hadn’t watched this guy in a long time and I was like “eh, I’m bored ima watch this.” And the first few seconds with the intro and I’m already loving this

  • @30769s
    @30769s 5 років тому +247

    Canberra was literally a city created so Sydney and Melbourne dont start a war.

  • @shakiraelle113
    @shakiraelle113 5 років тому +307

    I'm from BLOODY "MELBOURNE" and idk who tf says melbs NO ONE ever has ever said that she is talking trash

    • @kristywaters3678
      @kristywaters3678 4 роки тому

      Shakira Elle nosh a lad was

    • @gigi2hot4you
      @gigi2hot4you 4 роки тому

      I love in Melbourne and we don't say melbs I've never heard of melbs 😭😂

    • @fatmah6097
      @fatmah6097 4 роки тому

      Same never heard the word “melbs”

    • @thememeraidiano7631
      @thememeraidiano7631 4 роки тому

      Shakira Elle ikr same

    • @hammatron8403
      @hammatron8403 4 роки тому

      I thinks it's us people from places like safety beach and Yarra junction, because I say melbs and so does most of my family

  • @grinningpumpkin8490
    @grinningpumpkin8490 6 років тому +312

    Wow, the amount of similarities I heard between Australia and Britain was great. We both pronounce aluminium correctly, we both say rubbers and petrol. And our Newcastle is also full of STDs

    • @langitbiru5920
      @langitbiru5920 6 років тому +4

      The Pumpkin Wizard I love this

    • @adamshort5795
      @adamshort5795 6 років тому +7

      This comment wins the internet

    • @c4j708
      @c4j708 6 років тому +4

      Haha lol yeah the newy

    • @ashtonhawkins4639
      @ashtonhawkins4639 6 років тому +5

      If you're brittish then please bring us back into your country I don't want to be part of America. Not when its full of Americans at least

    • @gorillaenjoyer871
      @gorillaenjoyer871 6 років тому

      The british found us. so whats your point?

  • @daltonkay4142
    @daltonkay4142 2 роки тому +7

    She obviously had a small set of experiences in the U.S. as well as Australia because I’ve seen pretty much all of the things she listed, that actually exist, in the U.S. as well.

  • @luckyman1413
    @luckyman1413 4 роки тому +222

    We Melbourne’s don’t call Melbourne melbs that’s just the vegans

    • @thercanonlybeonewotblitz7670
      @thercanonlybeonewotblitz7670 4 роки тому +4

      Is that why it smells like fish all the time?

    • @p4m209
      @p4m209 4 роки тому +4

      We also don’t call it sush
      I’m pretty sure she was just trolled by people

    • @charliegallagher119
      @charliegallagher119 4 роки тому +3

      @@p4m209 If you want to troll Americans just say "Watch out for the drop bears! The only way to avoid them is to cover yourself in Vegiemite! That's why we Aussies like it so much!" and watch the chaos ensue.

  • @bmwjoey25
    @bmwjoey25 5 років тому +503

    I cringed when she said "un-leeded" gas

    • @dragonraider1108
      @dragonraider1108 5 років тому +14

      Bitch can't read 😂😂😂

    • @916oh2panther2
      @916oh2panther2 5 років тому +35

      She's no longer allowed to speak for Americans after pronouncing it completely wrong. Smh.

    • @haxer4057
      @haxer4057 5 років тому +10

      It’s unleaded right? I’m from the eu and am under 18 lmao never read anything in an English country itself

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 5 років тому +7

      @@haxer4057 yea its unleaded because it doesn't have lead in it. you say it like the past tense of lead and add 'ed' to the end.
      it rhymes with read but not with read or red.

    • @zombietrash416
      @zombietrash416 5 років тому

      Yea.

  • @gabriellesibilia9301
    @gabriellesibilia9301 6 років тому +250

    I live in Melbourne and no one ever says melbz

    • @liri8586
      @liri8586 6 років тому +8

      That's where your wrong kiddo (Unfortunately I know someone that said Melbs)

    • @itssalty
      @itssalty 6 років тому +12

      AussieTerrorist well tell him not to terrorise me with those words

    • @harryfenn4945
      @harryfenn4945 6 років тому

      same

    • @imogenrose32
      @imogenrose32 6 років тому +3

      Gabrielle Sibilia Even though I’m thirteen I most definitely do not say Melbz or Sush 🤮

    • @MitchellBPYao
      @MitchellBPYao 6 років тому

      no ones talking about SYD cause its people suck.

  • @sandybottom6623
    @sandybottom6623 3 роки тому +12

    We have dryers. They're called Hills Hoists.

  • @Matt-mt5it
    @Matt-mt5it 5 років тому +288

    no one gonna mention she called unleaded, *unleeeded*

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 5 років тому +12

      fuckkkkkkkkkk it was like nails on a chalk board

    • @hjonkhjonk189
      @hjonkhjonk189 5 років тому +2

      When she said Aussie she said it with an ‘S’ sound not a ‘Z’ sound. Triggered

    • @kittygumdrop7442
      @kittygumdrop7442 5 років тому +1

      Hurt me to hear her say it. If it had been once, I would have just credited it to a brain fart but omg.

    • @manip1980
      @manip1980 5 років тому +1

      probably doesn't even know what Unleaded actually is. Thinks it's probably fuel without a leader. And unfortunately for us, People like that get thousands of viewers and real instructive videos get like 10 likes at most.

    • @taza1005
      @taza1005 5 років тому +2

      And aluminium was aluminum. Another thing the Americans do differently other than the metric system. Changes words.

  • @__megs__5407
    @__megs__5407 6 років тому +496

    1. The way she said “Aussie” at the start needs to stop
    2. I went up to Canberra for 3 days, if that, I got bored after the first day
    3. I lived in “Melbs” for 8 years & that’s the first time I’ve heard anyone say Melbourne like that, & “sush”?
    4. I have a dryer in my garage & use it all the time because Victoria’s weather is so unpredictable
    5. Gotta love having a sub teacher because you do shit all
    6. A veggie... for breakfast?
    ...She needs to be deported back to America

    • @Marth667
      @Marth667 6 років тому +10

      Veggies for breakfast? The fk do yanks have for breakfast? Some sugar with their sugar?

    • @greatleader4841
      @greatleader4841 6 років тому +1

      We have sugar with our FREEDOM for breakfast!

    • @MitchellBPYao
      @MitchellBPYao 6 років тому

      Melbourne better and deserve to be australia future largest city but still reallt ugly place

    • @stlouisix3
      @stlouisix3 6 років тому

      I've heard a bloke from Adelaide refer to it as Melbs

    • @stlouisix3
      @stlouisix3 6 років тому

      Underratted comment

  • @TheWilliamSnfrd
    @TheWilliamSnfrd 5 років тому +238

    Did she actually say "unleaded" like "un-leeded"?

    • @xavierpizza3269
      @xavierpizza3269 5 років тому +16

      Thank you this is the thing I was most mad about in this whole video

    • @micko11154
      @micko11154 4 роки тому +6

      Yep she did!
      She must have Leed poisoning!!! :P
      Fuckin yanks! :(

    • @dopeyclown2421
      @dopeyclown2421 4 роки тому +1

      Merica haha

    • @streetzx3
      @streetzx3 4 роки тому +5

      This was this stupidest thing in the whole video. Unleeded. Now she is neither Aussie nor American. Lol

    • @robertwilliamsburner2788
      @robertwilliamsburner2788 4 роки тому

      Sure she didn’t say un-weeded with the amount of weed in that prick of a country America

  • @aydoyt
    @aydoyt 3 роки тому +3

    Rent: Weekly or fortnightly
    Internet/home phone bill: Monthly
    Most subscriptions: Monthly
    Electricity: Three-monthly (once every three months)
    Gas: Three-monthly
    You get the idea.

  • @TIREPROD
    @TIREPROD 5 років тому +284

    As an American, she does not speak for all of us. But, we find Australian niches quite fascinating and not in a bad way!

    • @scottthompson292
      @scottthompson292 5 років тому +17

      As an Aussie (said Ozzy not Ass-ie) we find everything she said to be complete bullshit. On a side note when an Aussie calls an american a Seppo, it's not an insult.., it's an abbreviation..,. Seppo is short for Septic Tank which is rhyming slang for Yank... ... You're welcome...

    • @Mae_Renneburg
      @Mae_Renneburg 5 років тому +2

      Espescially as they do everything upside down. Weird.

    • @CC.07
      @CC.07 5 років тому +6

      As a American I find Australia fascinating and terrifying at the same times

    • @yeshelloiamsnek580
      @yeshelloiamsnek580 5 років тому +3

      They're all kinda assuming all Americans are like her for some reason, and ye I think Australians are interesting too at least judging by the one nice one I know.

    • @yeshelloiamsnek580
      @yeshelloiamsnek580 5 років тому

      @@scottthompson292 Are you okay?

  • @SanikaMasud
    @SanikaMasud 5 років тому +218

    More like: 'Weird things Americans do that Australians don't understand'

    • @charliegallagher119
      @charliegallagher119 4 роки тому

      Yes.

    • @dakotavaughan3768
      @dakotavaughan3768 4 роки тому

      America doesn't claim her

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 4 роки тому +4

      @@dakotavaughan3768 we have a vote to put her on a raft and let her drift to Madagascar.

    • @bradleyknox2687
      @bradleyknox2687 4 роки тому

      Hell yeah

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому

      I'd say more like "Weird things young city people do that Americans don't understand" haha

  • @combatant_cow4740
    @combatant_cow4740 4 роки тому +491

    Americans: (sees an Australian) says “shrimp on the barbie”
    Australians: “what are shrimps?”
    People who know the difference: “Shrimps don’t exits in Australia you idiots it’s prawns here”

    • @bojanglesthewizard8875
      @bojanglesthewizard8875 4 роки тому +7

      Vice versa for Australians coming to the US

    • @stub_w
      @stub_w 4 роки тому +13

      Aren't prawns and shrimps diferent

    • @stub_w
      @stub_w 4 роки тому +10

      Like shrimp are just small prawns cos prawns are massive

    • @MEGAMAN6498
      @MEGAMAN6498 4 роки тому +4

      I live in Ireland but yes there prawns

    • @2sik_UK
      @2sik_UK 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah in England and Scotland its prawns too

  • @darrendemello3225
    @darrendemello3225 3 роки тому +11

    "I don't have time for decimals..." fair play, who does?

  • @pab1it05
    @pab1it05 5 років тому +262

    From bloody Melbourne, never once have called it, or heard anyone call it “Melb’s”.

    • @TGPDrunknHick
      @TGPDrunknHick 5 років тому

      it's just the city. literally that for anyone in remote travel distance to melbourne.

    • @sandeepunni1663
      @sandeepunni1663 5 років тому +1

      pab1it0 fucking same here

    • @user-ug9ni1yh7n
      @user-ug9ni1yh7n 5 років тому +1

      pab1it0 my mum used to live in Melbourne and not once have I heard her call it melbs

    • @pab1it05
      @pab1it05 5 років тому +2

      @@user-ug9ni1yh7n Tessa, that is probably because your mum wasn't someone that desperately needed content for a UA-cam Video to please the American public...

  • @whyareyouherethereisnovide5836
    @whyareyouherethereisnovide5836 6 років тому +60

    American Vegan talks about veganism
    No one cares
    Australian comedian mocks and insults vegans
    It changes lives

    • @123fourfive5
      @123fourfive5 6 років тому +1

      GOOD. Lets keep it that way.

  • @timmarh8429
    @timmarh8429 6 років тому +108

    My personal list
    Australia does not have school shootings
    Being fat is not something to be proud of here, unless you are a legend who does not mind being made fun of.
    Bread does not have so much sugar it dissolves in your mouth.
    Maccas, not McDonalds
    We have Isaac, they have trump.

    • @aitchy4skin995
      @aitchy4skin995 6 років тому +2

      Nope but where I'm from in Australia had two boys that got arrested for bombs and other weapons because they had planned to shoot up the high school and not to long ago there was a girl that stabbed another one

    • @aitchy4skin995
      @aitchy4skin995 6 років тому +8

      And at least trump tells it as it is and not afraid to tell immigrants to fuck off here we just let them in and give them everything

    • @mathewpoole3589
      @mathewpoole3589 6 років тому +9

      Ouch! comparing Issac to Trump ;)
      Yes they both get a good laugh when they open their mouths.
      But one we laugh with, the other we laugh at.

    • @timmarh8429
      @timmarh8429 6 років тому +7

      They are just jealous of the shear amount of intellect required in creating fairy bread.

    • @mathewpoole3589
      @mathewpoole3589 6 років тому +2

      @@timmarh8429
      Or how important it is the cut those little bastards into triangles.
      Unless you cut the crust off first, in which case go nuts with you shapes

  • @pingspoofer7078
    @pingspoofer7078 3 роки тому +15

    Why do I feel like he just came out of the womb and just started dissing on Americans, also he was definitely born with his ✨ Magnificent ✨ beard-

  • @imastedosaur9077
    @imastedosaur9077 5 років тому +260

    Calls Melbourne Melbs
    *grabs gun*
    Calls sushi sush
    *points in mouth*
    Says that sushi is not cut up
    *pulls trigger*

  • @liquuidninten
    @liquuidninten 4 роки тому +167

    “Unleaded” it’s un LEAD ed. That means it has no lead in it. We all knew that, but I’m just throwing it out there.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah, that's when you realize she's just really dumb and out of touch with reality. It's easier not to take her seriously at that point, to me.

    • @shanemorrison7867
      @shanemorrison7867 4 роки тому +10

      See this is also why led zeppelin used led instead of lead, to stop stupid americans pronouncing them as leeed zeppelin

    • @Noah-hq5rs
      @Noah-hq5rs 4 роки тому +1

      @@shanemorrison7867 And you know the morons would have pronounced it like that.

    • @bojanglesthewizard8875
      @bojanglesthewizard8875 4 роки тому +1

      @@shanemorrison7867 so all of us Americans are stupid? Just because we pronounce stuff differently

    • @martymclean3763
      @martymclean3763 4 роки тому +3

      @@bojanglesthewizard8875 Yes you are. "Lead" and "lead" are two different words.

  • @messenger_cloudycat
    @messenger_cloudycat 5 років тому +263

    Okay so as an Aussie here are the things that annoyed me in this video:
    - It’s pronounced Mel-ben not MelBORNE
    - I’m 99.9% sure we don’t abbreviate Melbourne to Melbz or sushi to sush.
    - Isaac covered the sushi.
    - You pay in the service station for security reasons
    - Dryers are a thing, we just use our environment and save electricity
    - Well, you’ve been here for ten days.
    - Are you a student or…
    - Where the frick has she been to not find any aluminium cans???
    - How the hell did she not notice anything else about Australia!!!!
    Sincerely,
    An Aussie
    Edit- Sorry I have tried to fix some of the autocorrects that happened and thank you for 120 likes!!!🎉🎊🎉

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 5 років тому +2

      To be fair, even in Outback Australia you're probably no more than a couple of feet from some tinnies (which contrary to the name are actually aluminium... which we also spell and say correctly here).
      Plus, if you're lucky enough to have the right equipment to hang your clothes out to dry on, it also doubles up at night or during the day (for Sunday sesh purposes) as a fundamental piece of equipment for GOON OF FORTUNE.
      Also, possibly the thing I'm most proud of, we will also happily make a pool out of basically anything, wheelie bins (this is another thing I'm surprised she didn't have an issue with considering Americans have "trash cans"), ute trays and tarps, a large cardboard box with a tarp in it, an upside down dog house with a tarp in it... basically any solid structure with a tarp in it.
      I'm scared to see what happens when she finds out chickens are called chooks, that we don't call prawns "shrimps" and never have, that (if you include soccer) we have 3 different sports codes called football and none of them are anything like American Football, and that thongs are thongs, or pluggers and not flip-flops AND most definitely not jandals.

    • @novaexplorer2397
      @novaexplorer2397 5 років тому

      I’m sorry how do you say it? In Canada we pronounce Melbourne as: Mel-born

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 5 років тому

      Darkling Shadow if you want me to spell it out for you, Melbn is about as close as you’re gonna get.

    • @junesims4429
      @junesims4429 5 років тому

      @@mattnorris7124 or Melbin

    • @franklyjustmack7698
      @franklyjustmack7698 5 років тому +1

      i pronounce Melbourne as mel-ben

  • @hoorootv7266
    @hoorootv7266 3 роки тому +4

    To dear Emmy ❗ I have lived in Melbourne for over 55 ( almost 56 years ❗). In fact, I was born in the heart of Melbourne ( Lonsdale Street). I have NEVER ever heard the words " Melbs" or "Sush" once in all these years ( until now, sadly 😢). I am pretty sure you made them up ❗😰

  • @theangrycro-mag9444
    @theangrycro-mag9444 5 років тому +179

    Her pronunciation of “Unleaded” gas had me rolling. Yeah. That gas isn’t gonna lead you anywhere.

    • @aquietgirlcalledsoph739
      @aquietgirlcalledsoph739 5 років тому +1

      The Angry Cro-Mag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this

    • @amaliap8682
      @amaliap8682 5 років тому +1

      The Angry Cro-Mag that’s funny

    • @aquatic_phantom99
      @aquatic_phantom99 2 роки тому +2

      Lol, unleeded

    • @cheesypeas5230
      @cheesypeas5230 2 роки тому +3

      I'm in the UK and was sat here like "the cheese is under the sauce" correcting her on my own lmao

    • @TCAPChrisHandsome
      @TCAPChrisHandsome 2 роки тому

      I think she may have sniffed too much of the leaded gas.

  • @Halfdanr_H
    @Halfdanr_H 5 років тому +225

    The problem with the insular Americans is that when they go abroad they regard everything they encounter is 'weird' because it's not American. In most English speaking countries we say the words she thinks is weird, it's not just Australia. It's like American tourists go into shock when they realise we're not imitations of them.

    • @givemeanameman1
      @givemeanameman1 5 років тому +9

      Reminds me of a time in the UK when a fat American women started screaming at a shop because they wouldn't accept USD and she was calling the UK a Third world country.... this was in London before Arabs and Indians made the majority of the population... I guess technicly it is a third world country now... hey they likely even take USD now too...

    • @Halfdanr_H
      @Halfdanr_H 5 років тому

      @@givemeanameman1 UK has the strongest currency in the western world, they don't take US dollars, although a tiny amount of businesses I've seen in the UK do accept Euros

    • @notme1797
      @notme1797 5 років тому +4

      yeah, I'm an mainland American and I've meet too many Americans who can't even understand a slightly foreign accent or dialect of english. It really bothers me and I hope they'd get some education on them.

    • @NullaNulla
      @NullaNulla 5 років тому

      Joe it used to be interesting on Ventrilo back in the old World of Warcraft raid days. Used to get REALLY interesting when some prick yelled out "who's the brit in the group". At first it'd go dead silent as they all knew I was aussie ... then you'd hear "oh fuck not again here we go" ... just before I'd get on the bandwagon and let fly.
      How the fuck an aussie sounds like a pom is WAY beyond me as we are VERY different in accent and to an extent how we talk and words we use.

    • @majik7076
      @majik7076 5 років тому +1

      No no no see this is where the big fucking morons are the ones heard or seen...she is a horrible representation of people most people i know arent as fuckin dense and so just idiotic. This bitch is a disgrace.
      I love Australia everything there seems to make more sense to me

  • @shanaya6055
    @shanaya6055 5 років тому +197

    🤨 She’s been in Melbourne for 10 days. Her opinions are invalid. Americans shouldn’t judge our country while theirs is falling to pieces. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @smorgastarta4205
      @smorgastarta4205 5 років тому +2

      Not to mention, at least we have guns in case the US decides to destroy itself again

    • @melaniegittins3687
      @melaniegittins3687 5 років тому +1

      Sweety it's us that's falling to pieces

    • @flembag
      @flembag 5 років тому

      You have no idea what your talking about

    • @trevorwall87
      @trevorwall87 5 років тому

      @Noot Noot Wants Noose Noose lol if their pollies could kick out the leaders like ours can it would be a total shit show and not just a bunch of npc regressive noise about muh oppression

    • @trevorwall87
      @trevorwall87 5 років тому

      @@smorgastarta4205 we have guns dumb ass all the semi auto ban did was make Aussie's cqb and long range specialists quality over quantity mate

  • @microwave4928
    @microwave4928 3 роки тому +3

    “America is Australia’s closest ally”
    🇬🇧 /🇦🇺 :(

  • @memebeam8076
    @memebeam8076 6 років тому +47

    No wonder Americans think Australia is not real and they never met us because we try our best to avoid them

  • @nexoboom5738
    @nexoboom5738 5 років тому +214

    From Melbourne
    Can confirm
    Melb’s made me throw up

    • @bluecedar7914
      @bluecedar7914 5 років тому +6

      From Adelaide
      Can confirm
      Melb's made me laugh for five minutes

    • @stevenstrange6385
      @stevenstrange6385 5 років тому

      I just don't know what to say

    • @weeklycoversbyesha6319
      @weeklycoversbyesha6319 5 років тому +1

      NEXO BOOM I’m from Melbourne and same! Lol 😂

    • @noarembach3878
      @noarembach3878 5 років тому

      NEXO BOOM WTF is sush? Can you help me
      Btw I'm from Melbourne too!

    • @annalise3202
      @annalise3202 5 років тому

      NEXO BOOM yup

  • @tomasistudios2618
    @tomasistudios2618 4 роки тому +347

    She has creepy rich lady teeth, sounds weird to says buts a thing

    • @ameliashostak4764
      @ameliashostak4764 4 роки тому +12

      IKR?!? it was all i could stare at LOL!!!

    • @akshay9602
      @akshay9602 4 роки тому +1

      Whats the moral difference between eating a dog and eating chicken,cow or a pig. ua-cam.com/video/Nc3mqMtRlLs/v-deo.html

    • @tomasistudios2618
      @tomasistudios2618 4 роки тому +6

      @@akshay9602 non, all are delicious

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому

      Ken Lewis 😋🤫

    • @texandoomguy
      @texandoomguy 4 роки тому +1

      @@akshay9602lets say that you lived in the wild, do you think that animals much biger and stronger than you would eat you, its not about being morral its about survival its just the way nature works we need meat to survive dogs are animals we have taimed we have taught them to live amongst us humans as a pack,humans and domesticated dogs would hunt together.

  • @magentasky234
    @magentasky234 2 роки тому +2

    I'm British and the whole "I don't get petrol" thing made me pop off too.

  • @BenTvHowman
    @BenTvHowman 6 років тому +230

    I have lived in Melbourne my whole life and have never heard anyone call it 'Melbs' and wtf is Sush?
    I have a dryer and drink from cans made from you know what.

    • @jessicawhitelaw3616
      @jessicawhitelaw3616 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @JennyWas13
      @JennyWas13 5 років тому

      Ben Tv Howman I’m from Brisbane and use both these words so I don’t know what to think now

    • @chadh0nkleton774
      @chadh0nkleton774 5 років тому

      JennyWas13 ah Thankyou! It’s Brisbane’s fault everyone. Quick, point and laugh

  • @velpex6695
    @velpex6695 5 років тому +141

    I live in Western Australia.
    I have a dryer in my house.
    I have coke cans made of aluminium in the fridge.
    I don’t fry shrimp, I fry prawns
    I don’t eat blocks of sushi
    And I don’t f*****g put barbecue gas in the car.
    For gods sake.

    • @francischimenti1374
      @francischimenti1374 5 років тому +1

      There are ALOT of yanks that still believe we drink Fosters! Ffs we barely drink VB anymore!
      Well, at least many of them have stopped believing that there are kangaroos just hopping around the streets of Sydney or Melbourne ALTHOUGH many are still yet to grasp that only females have pouches 🙄

    • @roftar
      @roftar 5 років тому

      Wait, you have barbecye gas at gas station? What sorcery is that!? Share some of that wisdom with us Canadian.

    • @alannahfavero511
      @alannahfavero511 5 років тому

      SAME!!! lol except I live in NSW.

    • @jacksondaniels4658
      @jacksondaniels4658 5 років тому

      your fuckin right mate

    • @raphaelcuddy778
      @raphaelcuddy778 5 років тому

      damn right except we call it allo not aluminium

  • @ally_datbomb7421
    @ally_datbomb7421 5 років тому +318

    Her: Nobody has DRYERS
    Me: * stares at dryer *
    Me again: ...

    • @waiwong7996
      @waiwong7996 5 років тому +5

      I have a dryer but I still put my laundry on the line. It's therapeutic

    • @ArrowProds
      @ArrowProds 5 років тому +2

      My family uses our dryer when it's raining. Fun fact, it's stormy in Perth as I write this!

    • @smoo87
      @smoo87 5 років тому

      @@waiwong7996 its better for your bills too, oh and the cloth lasts longer. i only use dryers for like, towels and sheets and the likes

    • @androcarot9288
      @androcarot9288 5 років тому

      Wai Wong same, dryer messes up ur shit. Have to iron everything.

  • @lilkr8844
    @lilkr8844 3 роки тому +1

    5th generation straylian here and in the 43 yrs of my life living in Melbourne I have never heard one person refer to it as Melbs

  • @elvisbutrakoski578
    @elvisbutrakoski578 4 роки тому +330

    *Healthy Emmie:*
    There are no aliminium cans
    *Me:*
    *Sipping a can of coke*
    *Also me:*
    The F-

    • @The2fiddyridah
      @The2fiddyridah 4 роки тому

      @Wolfie 38 Gold dig like a dog for stuff

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 роки тому +6

      if we don’t have American cans, THEN HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU FIND PEPSI AND COKE HERE YOU DUMB BURGER EATING GUN WEILDING AMERICAN PRICK!?”
      Sorry, needed to blow off some steam.

    • @barondemontesquieu6111
      @barondemontesquieu6111 4 роки тому

      Coolscee Gaming its ok she’s stupid

    • @karhin9912
      @karhin9912 4 роки тому

      *chokes on can of coke*

    • @muhamadbhuiyan4726
      @muhamadbhuiyan4726 4 роки тому

      @@coolsceegaming6178 lmao

  • @chelsss12112
    @chelsss12112 6 років тому +263

    3:10 I’ve lived here my whole life and I’ve never heard ANYONE call it “Melbs”

  • @danlyle531
    @danlyle531 5 років тому +107

    "Newcastle is the STD capital of Australia" Nice to hear it's taking after its namesake in England 😂😂

    • @TragicTester034
      @TragicTester034 5 років тому

      well except Geordie shore

    • @TragicTester034
      @TragicTester034 5 років тому

      well except Geordie shore

    • @aridsingly3518
      @aridsingly3518 5 років тому

      AHAHA YEAH! XD

    • @Starae336
      @Starae336 5 років тому +2

      JezBollah 667 and where do u live? Somewhere perfect? Newie is not a shithole it’s actually a pretty awesome and beautiful place to live.. just needs more job opportunities and all new ppl on the counsel coz the current ones have no idea, are dumb as fuck or are all on drugs..

  • @rionkugayama3564
    @rionkugayama3564 3 роки тому +2

    Just out of nowhere. The way people in the UK deals with substitute teachers. We make them wish they never chose to be a substitute of some description. We make them rage or we make them get fired by forcing out a few words they aren't allowed to use

  • @mystic.shokupan
    @mystic.shokupan 6 років тому +297

    WEIRD THINGS THAT SEPPOS DO THAT STRAYANS DON'T UNDERSTAND
    1. Walk to school, gets shot
    2. Walk to work, gets shot
    3. Walk to the shops, gets shot
    4. Goes for a drive, gets shot
    5. Goes to bed, gets shot

    • @Saitama-uj4mo
      @Saitama-uj4mo 6 років тому +2

      Wot? hahahahahahahaha

    • @trevorpom
      @trevorpom 6 років тому +4

      No. 3 should be........Gets shot, at work.

    • @longbowmk1741
      @longbowmk1741 6 років тому +1

      Amazing, hahaha

    • @CharlieNoodles
      @CharlieNoodles 6 років тому +6

      6.Goes to Walmart, gets shot by toddler

    • @thedolphin5428
      @thedolphin5428 6 років тому

      @@CharlieNoodles
      I didn't get that reference ... so ... googled it ... and found this. >>>
      www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjyrdjey47eAhWIqY8KHS82AxAQFjAAegQIARAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fmorning-mix%2Fwp%2F2014%2F12%2F31%2Fthe-inside-story-of-how-an-idaho-toddler-shot-his-mom-at-wal-mart%2F&usg=AOvVaw02rHubZwdkECX8JoyMiWod

  • @CityFCOG
    @CityFCOG 5 років тому +371

    Wow, people from other countries have different cultures?
    *W h a t*

    • @Lexith2k12
      @Lexith2k12 5 років тому +1

      w h a t?

    • @Stardustlisa
      @Stardustlisa 5 років тому +1

      🤣👍

    • @dirty_bong_water_693
      @dirty_bong_water_693 5 років тому +1

      Really?

    • @KanoGhost
      @KanoGhost 5 років тому +1

      @@Lexith2k12 Ikr aMeRiCaNs SpELL cOlOur LiKe CoLoR
      Ps:I'm not complaining about the spelling I'm just acting like this women

    • @mx_nana_banana
      @mx_nana_banana 5 років тому

      this is what people with a sense of comedy call, taking the mickey.

  • @mr_thumbs_up4701
    @mr_thumbs_up4701 6 років тому +696

    We dont call Melbourne melbs

    • @Hugin-N-Munin
      @Hugin-N-Munin 6 років тому +45

      Some people do. But they are generally ostracised from polite society

    • @DresnakOCE
      @DresnakOCE 6 років тому +45

      Lived in Melbourne for 20 years and have never heard somebody call it Melbs....

    • @Hugin-N-Munin
      @Hugin-N-Munin 6 років тому +19

      @@DresnakOCE Lived in Melbourne 29 years, heard it 3 times. Never wanted to speak or interact with the guilty parties ever again. There were other reasons, but their 'crimes against language' ranked pretty low compared to 'being really annoying'

    • @omegabuildsandrestos2328
      @omegabuildsandrestos2328 6 років тому

      I have never heard anyone call it that

    • @productofsociety442
      @productofsociety442 6 років тому +2

      Yeh that one confused me, I've never called it that, no one I know calls it that... That is 100% not a thing

  • @Auny111
    @Auny111 2 роки тому +4

    Australians are just what Canadians wish they could be. Friendly with a backbone. You guys are just resilient Canucks charged with adrenaline and sunshine. One main reason I love Banff, AB is the high Australian population and presence 💙 we love yas!

  • @neonknees
    @neonknees 4 роки тому +80

    She's a teacher apparently. She can't say unleaded. FFS

    • @floydy8359
      @floydy8359 4 роки тому +2

      neonknees all she knows is leaded because bullets contain lead

  • @tomduane4892
    @tomduane4892 4 роки тому +125

    I'm 47 , lived in Melbourne all my life and never heard it called MELBS !

    • @slinkywhite9255
      @slinkywhite9255 4 роки тому +1

      Tom Duane you r not 47 bro

    • @tomduane4892
      @tomduane4892 4 роки тому

      @@slinkywhite9255 rounded it up not down 👊

    • @slinkywhite9255
      @slinkywhite9255 4 роки тому

      Tom Duane What do you mean answer me

    • @tomduane4892
      @tomduane4892 4 роки тому

      @@slinkywhite9255 I know who you are ! Good old times mate !

    • @tomduane4892
      @tomduane4892 4 роки тому

      @@slinkywhite9255 bosco !

  • @dyingsun23
    @dyingsun23 4 роки тому +46

    Whoever she's been hanging out with has been trolling her something fierce.

  • @swapp308
    @swapp308 3 роки тому +2

    That shrimp on the barbie shit 🤣🤣🤣
    My man got me dying every time he brings that up.
    Also what is unleeded?
    I've heard of unleaded fuel 😁

  • @zettabytegd
    @zettabytegd 5 років тому +233

    Who ever calls sushi sush have a large level of crippling depression

    • @fedup3449
      @fedup3449 5 років тому

      has

    • @AaronTomato
      @AaronTomato 5 років тому +1

      Ye sush is a fucking outrage

    • @iliketrees2133
      @iliketrees2133 5 років тому +2

      sometimes me and my friends poke fun of it, it goes from sushi to sush to shush to shutup ya idiot

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 4 роки тому +1

      What's funny is there's a Nintendo game called Sushi Striker where you team up with a magical sushi sprite and... OK, it's super-dumb and no one cares, but you meat up with another character that calls sushi "sush." He's a complete douche and your magic sushi sprite gets outraged whenever he says it.

    • @fallen7325
      @fallen7325 4 роки тому

      My brain cells are dying from cancer because of her stupidity

  • @7CubedFilms
    @7CubedFilms 6 років тому +208

    I can clarify that people in Melbourne, don’t say ‘melbs’

    • @jinjarogers1711
      @jinjarogers1711 6 років тому +9

      Some legend Aussie told her we call it Melbs... and she believed it. Thats GOLD 😂

    • @darklimeking372
      @darklimeking372 6 років тому +3

      Im gonna start doing it just to take the piss

    • @NoXone95
      @NoXone95 6 років тому +2

      I've head 12 year old girls and Fucking children say it walking down the street. That's about it. Anyone who's an adult calls it Fucken Melbourne.

    • @lordbarry4178
      @lordbarry4178 6 років тому +2

      Yeah nah FUCK "melbs".
      Yeah nah double FUCK "sush".
      Says "petrol literally makes no sense", calls a liquid "gas"
      "Can't find any aluminum cans", come to my joint right now, you'll find 12 empties scattered around me and 12 soon to be empties in the fridge.

    • @darkangle16
      @darkangle16 5 років тому

      Only the sheltered,preppy and spoiled lil shits say melbs.

  • @deltatachyon850
    @deltatachyon850 5 років тому +273

    no person that i have ever met says "melbs" or "sush"

    • @technoguy7582
      @technoguy7582 5 років тому +3

      Deltatech 1982 ive lived in Melbourne my whole life and I've heard heaps of people call it Melbs. Personally i don't, but that doesn't mean that no one does. Soosh is BS though, no one says that.

    • @coffee513
      @coffee513 5 років тому +2

      i have absolutely never heard melbs or sush either wut even is this lady saying.

    • @doshwhop
      @doshwhop 5 років тому

      I have a theory that people who call it Melbz are Aussie's that have moved down from interstate. If your born and raised in Melbourne it's melb'n. Melbz is reserved for shit cunts.

    • @FURF0XSAKE
      @FURF0XSAKE 5 років тому

      They've probably all necked by now.

    • @edlynclift2850
      @edlynclift2850 5 років тому

      Deltatech 1982 I’m pretty sure she’s just saying it for the views to be honest at this point because she’s just a complete wanker

  • @No_step_on_snake
    @No_step_on_snake 9 місяців тому +2

    "America is Australia's biggest ally"
    New Zealand and Britain left the chat...

  • @ballbag35
    @ballbag35 6 років тому +252

    I don't want this woman teaching our Australian kids.

  • @alexleplain4821
    @alexleplain4821 5 років тому +220

    Isaac butterfield: house gas is paid fortnightly
    Some 6yr old : omg fortnight we love fortnight we love fortnight

  • @iguess9349
    @iguess9349 6 років тому +116

    She pisses me off so much because she acts like Australians are psychopaths for not doing things the way Americans do things like????? And she acts so surprised as well???? What rock is she living under?

  • @sideburnsmckoolface6247
    @sideburnsmckoolface6247 3 роки тому +2

    I know a lady who got a full ride to college and thinks Alaska is an island it’s just sad

  • @zettabytegd
    @zettabytegd 5 років тому +265

    I live in Melbourne and I will NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS CALL IT MELBS

  • @lucyrobb.
    @lucyrobb. 5 років тому +237

    Issac for prime minister?

  • @Josh-kt3mn
    @Josh-kt3mn 6 років тому +117

    Petrol stations!? You don’t refer to a liquid as “gas”- Americans.

    • @colinayre2109
      @colinayre2109 6 років тому +18

      short for gasoline...what got me was her pronunciation of "un-leed-ed" it is pronounced as "un-led-ed" because back in the day they used to put the metal LEAD in gasoline...

    • @brianlester3593
      @brianlester3593 6 років тому +6

      Even in South Africa and the UK its Petrol...I think the Americans are alone on this one.

    • @MINECRAFT90456
      @MINECRAFT90456 6 років тому

      The reason they call it gas is because lpg is short for liquified propane gas. I do think they should just stick to saying petrol, makes sense.

    • @colinayre2109
      @colinayre2109 6 років тому

      @@MINECRAFT90456 I was saying americans call it gas for that reason...not aussies, I know why they call it gas, and it makes sense, petrol is fine (I have European family)

  • @nmesunreaper7676
    @nmesunreaper7676 3 роки тому +2

    "before I left the USA, I'm going to America it basically the same" wtf??

  • @Gunner6587
    @Gunner6587 5 років тому +216

    As an American🇺🇸... I apologise and do not approve her message. Smh🤦

    • @zekyu8474
      @zekyu8474 5 років тому +13

      She's a vegan, nobody approves of her message

    • @aussiebogan9896
      @aussiebogan9896 5 років тому +7

      Good on ya mate you bloody lengend

    • @trinitycarmody2595
      @trinitycarmody2595 5 років тому +1

      Ebony H GREAT IDEA!

    • @draqzaofficial1851
      @draqzaofficial1851 5 років тому +3

      scissor runner Finally, a American who agrees,

    • @GankbotShuk
      @GankbotShuk 5 років тому +1

      @@draqzaofficial1851 They aren't the only American that agrees. I mean good lord. 'unLEEDed' gas? Seriously? Does she even drive? Wrong kind of gas at that? Yeesh. Why are the dumb ones the most vocal...

  • @CriticalEatsJapan
    @CriticalEatsJapan 6 років тому +634

    Her list was painful, but you were a gentleman about it...

    • @benm3017
      @benm3017 6 років тому +4

      ish

    • @beezle1976
      @beezle1976 5 років тому +8

      There's no need to be anything other than a gentleman. Her list was amusing, but she still seems like a nice young lady.
      Unlike a lot of his followers Isaac seems to understand humor. It's not all about insulting someone just for the sake of it..... it's about being tongue in cheek. That's what the Aussie sense of humor is about and why his videos are the way they are.
      Unfortunately there's a lot of young Australians these days who know nothing of what it means to be Australian.... theyre just assholes instead.
      A true Aussie has fun at someones expense (and their own), but it's tongue in cheek. So many young morons in this country these days that they think that is the same things as just being a cunt.

    • @beezle1976
      @beezle1976 5 років тому +4

      @Lord Blitzy And you're being deliberately obtuse and negative. That's way more fucked up.

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 5 років тому

      You and I have very different definitions of gentleman.

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 5 років тому

      @@acrosstheacross677 no way dude, no one deserves to get slaughtered for trying to share culture. People are so sensitive.

  • @elijahbrown7820
    @elijahbrown7820 5 років тому +75

    I have lived in Melbourne all my life and not once have I seen someone refer to Melbourne as melbs