Robert Pattinson Desperately Needs a New York City Hot Dog | GQ

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  • @Niachian
    @Niachian 4 роки тому +7981

    This is the most Robert Pattinson video I’ve ever watched.

  • @huh4206
    @huh4206 5 років тому +5292

    he's so versatile in acting AND voice modulations that he can do both batman and the joker.

    • @BloodyArmourKnight
      @BloodyArmourKnight 4 роки тому +161

      yeah, i saw him in Good Time and in The Lighthouse... and his posture, his voice and his looks are completely different. I really don't know why people still thinks that Robert is a bad actor.

    • @LA-rp5uy
      @LA-rp5uy 4 роки тому +40

      Alejandro Nuñez twilight. He regrets it.

    • @BloodyArmourKnight
      @BloodyArmourKnight 4 роки тому +4

      @@LA-rp5uy hahaha, ah yes, now i get it.

    • @Floral_Green
      @Floral_Green 4 роки тому +6

      IWatchWeirdVideos I’m by no means a film buff, but they are both terrific films. Watched them each multiple times within the same month, they were that good.

    • @raymondwee4503
      @raymondwee4503 4 роки тому +8

      he could play a version of The Batman Who Laughs!

  • @avv_ooo411
    @avv_ooo411 4 роки тому +11643

    he is the voice in the back of your head that tells you to try crack

  • @eternalriver7866
    @eternalriver7866 2 роки тому +6214

    When he’s dressed undercover he looks more like Robert Pattinson than ever

    • @GameDevAraz
      @GameDevAraz 2 роки тому +14

      XD

    • @lilyspetronika8234
      @lilyspetronika8234 2 роки тому +26

      Well paradoxically, disguise is a portrait of someone's identity in some ways. So it might not that odd to be himself more than ever while he "thinks" he is not like himself😗😗

    • @kindplanet1
      @kindplanet1 2 роки тому +33

      He actually looks like
      Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock

    • @rafaelteodoro5687
      @rafaelteodoro5687 2 роки тому +4

      @@kindplanet1 yeah, that's right! He looked just like that in Season 3

    • @bregowine
      @bregowine Рік тому +3

      He looks like Cox’ Daredevil in that thumbnail

  • @ammarabraham
    @ammarabraham 7 років тому +19126

    For those who don't know. He wrote and directed that himself and came up with the idea on the same day lol

    • @cWjkL8ysxOkrH66
      @cWjkL8ysxOkrH66 5 років тому +500

      @Dziordan1 well who even are you to judge, right?

    • @chilldog4469
      @chilldog4469 5 років тому +248

      Dziordan1 well what do u expect, u replied on a reply list 😂

    • @TheRobloxianTacoLord
      @TheRobloxianTacoLord 4 роки тому +143

      He didn't direct it. Vikram Ghandi did. He only wrote it.

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 4 роки тому +4

      Dziordan1 I liked it but I also liked your comment so I’m worried

    • @joyontheleft
      @joyontheleft 4 роки тому +13

      yeah i could tell lol

  • @xoxosahar
    @xoxosahar 7 років тому +8481

    I imagine this being his actual inner dialogue on a daily basis

  • @nijntje3601
    @nijntje3601 4 роки тому +13297

    Imagine going on the streets and seeing Robert Pattinson put his phone in his mouth

    • @akchannel9781
      @akchannel9781 4 роки тому +331

      that’s my dream

    • @Lily-ke7zm
      @Lily-ke7zm 4 роки тому +142

      I would love that

    • @zineb8649
      @zineb8649 4 роки тому +157

      I wouldn't be surprised

    • @prettyfunny7616
      @prettyfunny7616 4 роки тому +106

      I'd think man he really does smell like crayons

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 роки тому +44

      I would walk up to him and ask are you feeling okay sir your eating your phone.

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome 2 роки тому +2490

    “You can call me Rob, I eat hotdogs!” 2:30
    Protect this man at all costs.

    • @pooholigarch
      @pooholigarch 2 роки тому +56

      We don't need to protect him , HE IS THE BATMAN !

    • @payim7208
      @payim7208 2 роки тому +6

      😂😂👌

  • @Cabb4ge.
    @Cabb4ge. 4 роки тому +5667

    The inner dialogue of an introvert.

  • @marissabateman7229
    @marissabateman7229 5 років тому +23214

    this batman trailer is crazy

    • @amankodimela8499
      @amankodimela8499 4 роки тому +187

      The best joke in this whole comment section

    • @LA-tz8zr
      @LA-tz8zr 4 роки тому +59

      It's exactly how I imagined it to be

    • @Beraksekebon21
      @Beraksekebon21 4 роки тому +89

      @@LA-tz8zr that voice at the beginning tho,proly gonna be similliar with his batman voice

    • @user-ox5kh3fy8g
      @user-ox5kh3fy8g 4 роки тому +13

      Where is the joke?

    • @solidiersnake
      @solidiersnake 4 роки тому +30

      Why so serious son?

  • @CharlieV333
    @CharlieV333 4 роки тому +16719

    Knowing Robert Pattinson, this is probably how he legitimately experiences the world

  • @rakdok900
    @rakdok900 2 роки тому +6060

    You can tell how good of an actor he is when you realise the differences between how he says “this city is a labyrinth, designed to mock me” and “when that light hits the sky, it’s not just a call. It’s a warning.”

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 2 роки тому +135

      I am the shadows

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/v-deo.html 2:21

    • @dean4800
      @dean4800 2 роки тому +80

      Im vengance

    • @aamesworld
      @aamesworld 2 роки тому +46

      You got a lot of cats

    • @smile_jpg6673
      @smile_jpg6673 2 роки тому +26

      That kinda sounds like a Batman line tbh

  • @watkinry
    @watkinry 4 роки тому +9188

    So apparently being famous is a lot like having a social anxiety disorder, except people really are staring at you and judging you everywhere you go. Interesting stuff.

    • @paroxysm8588
      @paroxysm8588 4 роки тому +137

      @Ken H. But are YOU famous? If not, how could you relate? Understanding and experiencing are two different things. Also as a woman, if I'm not vibing im not vibing. My man's aint got alot to do with that.

    • @amber6473
      @amber6473 4 роки тому +133

      Ken H rn: just v i b e guys like h o n e s t l y

    • @pauline1809
      @pauline1809 4 роки тому +15

      i think he has both

    • @yaelildis9173
      @yaelildis9173 4 роки тому +70

      @Ken H. honestly that's the stupidest sentence I've heard all week

    • @bluetaigax1747
      @bluetaigax1747 4 роки тому +19

      @Ken H. you should write a comedy skit lol

  • @dariushcreates
    @dariushcreates 4 роки тому +4183

    I think Robert Pattinson should do voice acting. He did great voice acting in this.

    • @LifeofMarie267
      @LifeofMarie267 4 роки тому +31

      It's that accent.

    • @marvincruz6721
      @marvincruz6721 4 роки тому +31

      He’s amazing, just listen to his versatility of accents in films like Good Time or The King

    • @LifeofMarie267
      @LifeofMarie267 4 роки тому +9

      @Tatiana exactly my point. His natural accent is enough to make you pay attention.

    • @LifeofMarie267
      @LifeofMarie267 4 роки тому +9

      @Tatiana you and me both. In fact I did that just recently. I've had bad insomnia for a month and I'd just watch videos of him on UA-cam with headphones on and his voice is just so relaxing.

    • @coiler_119
      @coiler_119 Рік тому +74

      Well, he's got a voice role in the English dub of the next Studio Ghibli film, so this comment aged well

  • @MysteryFields
    @MysteryFields 4 роки тому +28080

    The fact that this was written by Rob himself makes it even more brilliant lol

  • @mikicho-2-matte336
    @mikicho-2-matte336 2 роки тому +2502

    Robert Pattinson can probably play the role of Batman and the Joker in one movie.

    • @Anshulaa
      @Anshulaa 2 роки тому +63

      Why is this not a thing yet

    • @strawberry_d3mon874
      @strawberry_d3mon874 Рік тому +52

      OR A MOVIE WHERE BATMAN IS THE JOKER :0

    • @cpx6032
      @cpx6032 Рік тому +21

      @@strawberry_d3mon874 That would be so interesting! Like one of his deepest fear is actually becoming his worst enemy: The Joker. And then he has to face Scarecrow who uses his fear toxine and makes his fear real in his mind: The Batman is The Joker

    • @rhuskymikhaelorcullo5832
      @rhuskymikhaelorcullo5832 Рік тому +21

      @@cpx6032 thats already a thing,
      The Batman Who Laughs, where Bruce finally snaps and kills Joker, bit unbeknownst to him Joker had prepared for the day he'd finally break his no kill rule, and a toxin was put in place so that when the Jokers heart stops beating whoever killed him would be driven insane and become the Joker themselves.

    • @ModernMySpace
      @ModernMySpace Рік тому +4

      @@cpx6032 this is the whole plot of Batman Arkham Knight actually

  • @lizxu322
    @lizxu322 5 років тому +2329

    "Seal myself into the bubble....now I can breathe...." most relatable comment

  • @mloz4278
    @mloz4278 4 роки тому +31291

    Robert Pattinson never fails to remind me that he's insane

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 роки тому +842

      I’d lose my mind as well if I had to deal with all of those Twilight fangirls everywhere I went back in the day

    • @mloz4278
      @mloz4278 4 роки тому +36

      Bring Back KP, Animated Obviously /CrisisOnFire1977 this has not changed

    • @strawberrypie7077
      @strawberrypie7077 4 роки тому +17

      yes

    • @coldramentpm1013
      @coldramentpm1013 4 роки тому +10

      word

    • @zaniahgahagen6835
      @zaniahgahagen6835 4 роки тому +146

      man is definitely insane but we love him

  • @KuinasBrokenNail
    @KuinasBrokenNail 4 роки тому +12165

    Robert Pattinson hates being a celebrity more than anyone else and I’m living for it

    • @wolfthornnholtzklau4913
      @wolfthornnholtzklau4913 4 роки тому +185

      @ I mean, other than the money, what's to really like or enjoy about it?

    • @camilaortiz7516
      @camilaortiz7516 4 роки тому +77

      John Nowak Kind Sir that must be exhausting

    • @wiegehts8542
      @wiegehts8542 4 роки тому +17

      Oh poor guy :(

    • @ebonyqueen_riri3510
      @ebonyqueen_riri3510 4 роки тому +6

      Ikr!!!!! I understand not wanting all the pressure I still love him tho😭😂💖

    • @Thrawn23.
      @Thrawn23. 3 роки тому +4

      Kristen Stewart hates it a little bit more

  • @taylorlee5103
    @taylorlee5103 2 роки тому +1585

    I think this actually got him considered for The Batman.

    • @theimmortalrain867
      @theimmortalrain867 2 роки тому +78

      I mean, you’re not wrong. He was promoting the movie “Good Time” at the time, and it was “Good Time” that made Reeves consider him for Batman.

    • @stephatflashpoint
      @stephatflashpoint 2 роки тому +1

      Good Time

    • @RainintheBrain
      @RainintheBrain 2 роки тому +35

      This whole sketch seems like the Batman have a nervous breakdown and becoming a villain

    • @a.madison9625
      @a.madison9625 2 роки тому +4

      Reeves said it was Good Time and The Lost City of Z but this couldn't hurt. He's brilliant in it

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 2 роки тому +2

      More like The Lighthouse, a movie where he talks like this the entire time.

  • @jordandenny6875
    @jordandenny6875 4 роки тому +7001

    I like how he needs to hide his jaw, that's probably the giveaway

    • @jolene9756
      @jolene9756 4 роки тому +294

      razor sharp jaw

    • @LifeofMarie267
      @LifeofMarie267 4 роки тому +188

      @@jolene9756 that jaw could double as a letter opener.

    • @Michelle-fr1fw
      @Michelle-fr1fw 4 роки тому +78

      Too sharp 🔪

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 4 роки тому +49

      Jordan Denny it's literally at a 90 degree angle

    • @LifeofMarie267
      @LifeofMarie267 4 роки тому +34

      That jaw is legend...wait for it...dary

  • @tutankhamen5080
    @tutankhamen5080 4 роки тому +11400

    His gf: he must be thinking about other girls
    Robert :

  • @madfree101
    @madfree101 4 роки тому +5645

    The way he runs out and screams when that woman recognizes him I- 😭😂😂😂

    • @m.d.1277
      @m.d.1277 4 роки тому +59

      I know! I I scream-laughed so hard at that hahahaha

    • @anjusahu9784
      @anjusahu9784 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @ebonyqueen_riri3510
      @ebonyqueen_riri3510 3 роки тому +28

      This is like my 20th time watching this maybe more than that 😭 I can't get over it and I loveeee his goofiness 🤣🤣

    • @emq6892
      @emq6892 2 роки тому +2

      hahaha so goood

    • @vaishuvj2712
      @vaishuvj2712 2 роки тому +1

      I cracked up laughing😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gavinperry8433
    @gavinperry8433 2 роки тому +1045

    " This city is a labyrinth designed to mock me " Very Batman-ish

    • @wipeoutliang
      @wipeoutliang 2 роки тому +54

      This feels so deep and poetic that could actually be a line that fits well in a Batman film,

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 Рік тому +6

      The words, not the voice

  • @HiImMach
    @HiImMach 4 роки тому +5677

    This just looks like a day in the life of a person that has serious social anxiety issues... that desperately needs a New York hot dog.

    • @Atetrigrams
      @Atetrigrams 4 роки тому +43

      Me

    • @e0lhc
      @e0lhc 4 роки тому +18

      Rebecca same lol

    • @haikalh1540
      @haikalh1540 4 роки тому +13

      Me 😥

    • @bruce4551
      @bruce4551 4 роки тому +10

      SAME..

    • @Jwlar
      @Jwlar 4 роки тому +59

      I guess it must be even worse, at least with our anxiety, therapy and rational thought can remind us that people actually don't care and aren't looking at you, but if you're a celebrity, this is the opposite.

  • @321sarahbob
    @321sarahbob 4 роки тому +13161

    For sure the only person who could play both batman and joker

    • @galvinpro
      @galvinpro 4 роки тому +548

      The Batman Who Laughs

    • @janaymorris6345
      @janaymorris6345 3 роки тому +149

      What, I never thought about him playing Joker! I would love to see that.

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 3 роки тому +56

      He can be Bruce Wayne/Batman and Joaquin Phoenix can be Author Fleck/Joker.

    • @youtubefan4690
      @youtubefan4690 3 роки тому +157

      I think Christian Bale too can play both Batman and Joker

    • @Owen-ub3fv
      @Owen-ub3fv 3 роки тому +90

      Christian Bale could too. An better. I'm assuming you've never seen American Psycho?
      Also I recon Michael Keaton could. He basically did as Beetlejuice.

  • @GallifrAngel
    @GallifrAngel 4 роки тому +5058

    Just imagine living in his brain for 15 minutes

    • @stavroulathebest
      @stavroulathebest 4 роки тому +70

      I would say that that would be weird but i am probably like this too a lot of times,i just not externalise it

    • @reeseh2035
      @reeseh2035 4 роки тому +17

      That would be so fun I love rpattz sooooo much

    • @ebonyqueen_riri3510
      @ebonyqueen_riri3510 3 роки тому +26

      Minute 5...
      Me: Let me out!!!! 😭

    • @VictoriaTraducciones
      @VictoriaTraducciones 3 роки тому +13

      @@ebonyqueen_riri3510 5? I would be going insane after the first 60 seconds, I can barely stand my own inner dialogue LOL

    • @morganjarvis7
      @morganjarvis7 3 роки тому +4

      I have a lot of anxiety so I can easily

  • @steel8763
    @steel8763 2 роки тому +216

    “Two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal.” - Battinson.

  • @Brosephstalin999
    @Brosephstalin999 4 роки тому +953

    Imagine waking up in the night and someone whipsering softly in to your ear *where is the man with the hotdog*

  • @helloalexandraa
    @helloalexandraa 7 років тому +3773

    he should definitely do a comedy every once in a while

    • @Beraksekebon21
      @Beraksekebon21 5 років тому +101

      Duh he do twilight

    • @mai4319
      @mai4319 4 роки тому +56

      Twilight was basically a comedy

    • @thebatman8815
      @thebatman8815 4 роки тому +39

      Xandra I mean, we got the Lighthouse? That’s like, at least 20 percent comedy (although the other 80 percent is a psychological horror induced fever dream of madness and isolation)... but still, 20 percent comedy!

    • @ruven3703
      @ruven3703 4 роки тому +1

      Xandra I was going to give you a like, but you’re at 666

    • @elissonlopes5033
      @elissonlopes5033 4 роки тому +14

      @@thebatman8815 in The King his character is a perfect comedy guy, maybe the best part of the movie.

  • @keta6518
    @keta6518 4 роки тому +2247

    "he was on teen wolf" LOL the biggest insult to edward cullen

    • @raos3334
      @raos3334 4 роки тому +82

      Nah, being in Twilight was the insult

    • @keta6518
      @keta6518 4 роки тому +26

      Blue Ghost well, maybe for robert but for edward thats.... his life so 😂

    • @danielleandrade6722
      @danielleandrade6722 4 роки тому +4

      Hahaha i Love this part

    • @Picksodus
      @Picksodus 4 роки тому +20

      Teen Wolf was a great show, far superior to twilight.

    • @danielleandrade6722
      @danielleandrade6722 4 роки тому +10

      @@Picksodus I like Teen Wolf too. But we have to agree that Twilight came first, maybe Teen Wolf was inspired by Twilight, and become better at this point. But I still prefer twilight

  • @Kaelmir
    @Kaelmir 2 роки тому +277

    "You can call me rob I eat hotdogs" and his lil' victory dance will always be Iconic 🛐

  • @aguywholifts680
    @aguywholifts680 4 роки тому +8789

    he looks rich and depressed. definitely bruce wayne

  • @anna_banana414
    @anna_banana414 4 роки тому +2986

    I’m not convinced he’s human. Like not a vampire but just..not human..

    • @toascranill5464
      @toascranill5464 4 роки тому +37

      We'll find out what he is soon enough

    • @12myea
      @12myea 4 роки тому +26

      you watched olivia kathryn’s video didn’t you

    • @amber6473
      @amber6473 4 роки тому +51

      gremlin, raccoon, and ballerina

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 4 роки тому +6

      toa scranill ....is this a threat....?

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 4 роки тому +6

      beevaz most definitely, but like, she had a point, there’s no way this man is human

  • @batmanfan6207
    @batmanfan6207 4 роки тому +1923

    When Alfred dies and Bruce gets hungry.

    • @jaredpeacemaker795
      @jaredpeacemaker795 4 роки тому +23

      This. This made me laugh

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 роки тому +6

      He'll fix something for himself

    • @alyssa6743
      @alyssa6743 4 роки тому +11

      ...why did i think this implied bruce was going to eat alfred

    • @jaredpeacemaker795
      @jaredpeacemaker795 4 роки тому +1

      @@alyssa6743 happens when you watch too much Hannibal on Netflix

    • @alyssa6743
      @alyssa6743 4 роки тому +4

      @@jaredpeacemaker795 I've never seen hannibal 😖 guess it's just my nature~🤭

  • @dominiquesmith-pierre5476
    @dominiquesmith-pierre5476 2 роки тому +547

    I'm so proud of him for finally finding his way to the hot dogs he so desperately needed 😪

  • @kairiharada17
    @kairiharada17 4 роки тому +4744

    Why am I only discovering this now?! This is a masterpiece, I'm in tears.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 3 роки тому +7602

    Robert Pattinson has strong “obscure taste in memes” energy

    • @xipaltoval
      @xipaltoval 2 роки тому +165

      He's a dank meme kinda guy

    • @sleep6837
      @sleep6837 2 роки тому +81

      I mean he also enjoys Death Grips, so this feels accurate

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/v-deo.html 2:21

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 2 роки тому +11

      Flip the Joker "that's a meme, Batman" joke

    • @Readraid_
      @Readraid_ Рік тому +10

      @@sleep6837 dont you mean he is death grips lead guitarist

  • @mah9116
    @mah9116 4 роки тому +469

    robert pattinson starring as my anxiety

  • @user-uo8mx3cv5k
    @user-uo8mx3cv5k 2 роки тому +53

    Robert Pattinson presents: what's going on in an introvert's head 98% of the time in public

  • @anthonio5039
    @anthonio5039 4 роки тому +1261

    World: Pandemic
    Rob Pattinson: _”woah is that a hot dog?”_

    • @hattiegore7828
      @hattiegore7828 4 роки тому +23

      this was 3 years ago lol

    • @LamZL1
      @LamZL1 3 роки тому +15

      @@hattiegore7828 Robert wouldn't have changed one bit

  • @IxDEVOUTxI
    @IxDEVOUTxI 2 роки тому +6652

    What is hilarious about this is I actually saw Robert in a restaurant one time in LA and he was hunched over his food, hood up and seemed very much the same in this video that day! You haven't changed a bit Mr. Pattinson!

    • @ethansalie2390
      @ethansalie2390 2 роки тому +150

      Batman

    • @gokuaravind
      @gokuaravind 2 роки тому +216

      @@ethansalie2390 Battinson

    • @VannahCakesYo
      @VannahCakesYo 2 роки тому +7

      which restaurant?!

    • @garmen-
      @garmen- 2 роки тому +38

      @@VannahCakesYo why does it matter?

    • @VannahCakesYo
      @VannahCakesYo 2 роки тому +70

      ​@@garmen- simple curiosity lmao no need to get unpleasant.

  • @Dorilana
    @Dorilana 7 років тому +986

    'You can call me Rob, I eat hotdogs'

  • @atticusv668
    @atticusv668 2 роки тому +168

    Prior to The Batman's release I found it insane that people were so doubtful of Pattinson because if there's anyone who was absolutely perfect for Bruce Wayne, it was always going to be a beautiful, rich, reclusive weirdo.

  • @charl99ie
    @charl99ie 4 роки тому +2275

    well if that isn't an accurate representation of anxiety

    • @Jax.Scorpio
      @Jax.Scorpio 3 роки тому +4

      More like paranoia

    • @lolaa.8161
      @lolaa.8161 3 роки тому +23

      @@Jax.Scorpio It's more so social anxiety than paranoia.

    • @Jax.Scorpio
      @Jax.Scorpio 3 роки тому

      @@lolaa.8161 I was diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic at 1 point in my life. You don't know what it's like.

    • @wokeil
      @wokeil 3 роки тому +37

      @@Jax.Scorpio paranoia is a symptom of social anxiety. Don't brag about your mental illnesses.

    • @Jax.Scorpio
      @Jax.Scorpio 3 роки тому +1

      @@wokeil Social anxiety is a symptom of paranoia

  • @blakeellis1898
    @blakeellis1898 4 роки тому +2440

    This makes me want to see him as joker rather than batman. No joke

    • @ssquared901
      @ssquared901 3 роки тому +45

      I need both

    • @swissswiss5498
      @swissswiss5498 3 роки тому +96

      batman is as crazy as the joker so it works both ways.

    • @Wongsquared
      @Wongsquared 3 роки тому +17

      @@ssquared901 lol the plot twist of the new Batman movie is Bruce Wayne is actually tracking himself down.

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 3 роки тому +3

      Wongsquared - That would actually be a good plot tbh

    • @avijitkundu5606
      @avijitkundu5606 3 роки тому +3

      @blake ellis Maybe Batman who laughs!

  • @mah9116
    @mah9116 4 роки тому +1768

    hes a true artist ill never get why so many people hate him cuase of twilight lol

    • @benkirkham2017
      @benkirkham2017 4 роки тому +61

      Yeah it's sad because hes a really good actor

    • @Darkaria668
      @Darkaria668 4 роки тому +79

      What is this twilight you speak of I only know him as Cedrick diggory

    • @Phoenix.219
      @Phoenix.219 4 роки тому +10

      @@Darkaria668 I have never watched Twilight although my brother tried hard to make me watch it but I had heard it as love story every girl fascinated about and I don't like watching love stories..my bro told that it's not regular love story it's about vampires but I didn't watch..then I found out Rob too doesn't like it😁...I am Hufflepuff so I love the fact that Rob loves Cedric..he was Hufflepuff pride😄and he will always be Cedric Diggory..He has never looked better as Rob than Cedric Diggory..Cedric was so handsome..that face and with that yellow black t shirt in maze he looked like a dream

    • @AswathReacher
      @AswathReacher 4 роки тому +1

      @@Phoenix.219 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

    • @sarahgbadebo9415
      @sarahgbadebo9415 4 роки тому +4

      I love him because of twilight

  • @jos44
    @jos44 2 роки тому +108

    This is the funniest thing I've seen here in ages and I can't believe I've never seen it before! Thanks GQ for including it in Rob's "iconic roles" interview so I could find it!

  • @heatherallen3068
    @heatherallen3068 7 років тому +2127

    I love Rob's sense of humor.. He is a normal human being after all. I couldnt imagine living under a microscrope having to hide away all the time. I feel bad for him but I hope one day it will settle for him.. I will have to say, Rob needs to come to cities that have no paparazzi.. Indianapolis has hot dog stands too.. Anyways, thanks for the laugh and giving us a more perspective on your daily life struggles and cravings of hot dogs...

    • @kaitlynhavey303
      @kaitlynhavey303 6 років тому +3

      I couldn't agree with you more

    • @p.s.csdeaky8530
      @p.s.csdeaky8530 5 років тому +2

      You meant to say an ¨ordinary¨, because nobody is normal, but an ordinary human being that gets one the most expensive ubers, definitely normal.

    • @h.ar.2937
      @h.ar.2937 4 роки тому +3

      Hahaha couldn't agree with you more Helen. I forgot which one it was, but in one interview during his Twilight days he came told this really crazy story and he recently said that it was completely made up. The only reason was because he did not know how to sound more interesting to the interviewer so he came up with a crazy story lmao.

    • @Mrhostil95
      @Mrhostil95 2 роки тому

      I think the point of living in big cities is to have more anonymity, but there's more people in them so it's a double edged sword.

  • @writerspen010
    @writerspen010 4 роки тому +706

    "A New York hotdog. The kind that makes you fall in love."
    He's not wrong xDDD

    • @LifeofMarie267
      @LifeofMarie267 4 роки тому +10

      Until you have a Philly cheesesteak. Just saying.

    • @angelabby2379
      @angelabby2379 4 роки тому

      His hotdog makes me

    • @mml1426
      @mml1426 4 роки тому

      New York hot dogs beat anything... and pizza, New York pizza is way better than pizza shop you would find in Sicily, Italy

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому

      The antithesis of the Bunnings Warehouse Sausage, which somehow has an amazing reputation here even though it's basically just charcoal in defrosted bred.

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games 4 роки тому +738

    You're fond of me hot dogs, ain't ye?

  • @stirfryjedi
    @stirfryjedi 2 роки тому +25

    What I expected: Rob Pattinson gets a hot dog like a boss in the greatest city ever.
    What I got: An existential crisis about food, place, and identity.
    Thanks GQ for making it happen

  • @natechenry
    @natechenry 3 роки тому +3072

    You know you’re Robert Pattinson when you have to just cover your jawline to disguise yourself and nothing else. Without that coat there’s no way he’d go unrecognizable even with sunglasses and a hat on with that jawline.

    • @dagetheevil1
      @dagetheevil1 3 роки тому +130

      Further proves that his Batman cowl disguise is heavily flawed, because his jawline is fully exposed

    • @natechenry
      @natechenry 3 роки тому +47

      @@dagetheevil1 no. It’s a rookie suit, the cowl looks fine. It is meant to be flawed which you and the majority seem to misunderstand

    • @dagetheevil1
      @dagetheevil1 3 роки тому +55

      ​@@natechenry A bit late, but I think you seem to misunderstand my context. I made a joke about how his cowl disguise is flawed cuz his jawline is so recognizable.
      I know Batman's character very well lol, you shouldn't generalize someone without being certain.

    • @stephenr80
      @stephenr80 2 роки тому +11

      If you say jawline again. He will come on your face.

    • @kencur9690
      @kencur9690 2 роки тому +20

      @@stephenr80 it’s probably what he wants.

  • @Parrot5884
    @Parrot5884 4 роки тому +297

    Who tf pulls a match out of a fridge?
    Robert Pattinson. Robert Pattinson does.

  • @ameynanote
    @ameynanote 4 роки тому +382

    For anyone asking. Yes, this is his Batman voice.

    • @ludens1472
      @ludens1472 4 роки тому +5

      More like Joker voice

    • @ameynanote
      @ameynanote 4 роки тому +7

      @@ludens1472 more like give me credit for Actually calling the fact I predicted his Batman voice.

  • @zofiadoesntknow3907
    @zofiadoesntknow3907 Рік тому +125

    as someone with social anxiety this is very relatable.

  • @gabriellemorgan8356
    @gabriellemorgan8356 4 роки тому +326

    I love this… I’m crying
    "You can call me Rob, I eat hot dogs”

  • @user-gu3ie
    @user-gu3ie 4 роки тому +826

    A great actor simply explaining the price of fame in a funny skit.the hotdog we take for granted every day isnt so easy for a famous person to get without getting mobbed

    • @ImTheMan0fSteel
      @ImTheMan0fSteel 2 роки тому +9

      At least he can afford two hotdogs.

    • @Mrhostil95
      @Mrhostil95 2 роки тому +4

      I prefer that than being a broke New Yorker.

  • @jessluxxlux6814
    @jessluxxlux6814 7 років тому +2994

    That was hysterical. Negative commenters can choke on a hot dog.

    • @cr3epycr3ep47
      @cr3epycr3ep47 7 років тому +4

      It is the most... (choking...choking even more. Seconds pass. I can't breathe, my face turn blue. Mustard drip down my chin onto my hands that is currently clamping my throat) STOP READING AND SAVE ME!

    • @summertime7651
      @summertime7651 7 років тому +22

      They can choke on Robert's hot dog.

    • @shaniqua2950
      @shaniqua2950 4 роки тому +2

      Robs' hotdog

    • @joseescobar2076
      @joseescobar2076 4 роки тому

      .

    • @LifeofMarie267
      @LifeofMarie267 4 роки тому +2

      @@summertime7651 you win for best comment to this comment.

  • @bnicolette14
    @bnicolette14 2 роки тому +60

    He's hilarious and the contrast of the artful shots & the ridiculous voice over is just brilliant lol

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues 3 роки тому +5600

    what's crazy is his voice ability... he can literally change his voice unlike other actors

    • @daved2352
      @daved2352 2 роки тому +153

      Its not a unique skill for an actor to have, but I appreciate that he puts it to use rather than having one American voice he does for American projects and his normal voice for everything else.
      I think he'd be good at voice acting.

    • @MontyQueues
      @MontyQueues 2 роки тому +29

      @@daved2352 when you look at the majority of performances, it is a unique skill lmao

    • @oliverrrrrrrrrr
      @oliverrrrrrrrrr 2 роки тому +34

      @@MontyQueues calm down, it's not unique.

    • @mawangshallhang
      @mawangshallhang 2 роки тому +11

      @@MontyQueues I mean in normal daily life it's probably considered unique so get what you're saying. For acting though it isn't he's sort of expected to be able to do some other accent/s at least.

    • @MontyQueues
      @MontyQueues 2 роки тому

      @@oliverrrrrrrrrr agree to disagree

  • @ericaschannel2599
    @ericaschannel2599 2 роки тому +2428

    The fact he write this by himself makes this just that much more brilliant he truly is a brilliant mind and I think a lot of have missed this !

    • @hahaweed420
      @hahaweed420 2 роки тому +24

      When you copy the top comment and just add a few words..

    • @crisphighfives
      @crisphighfives 2 роки тому +12

      Well that was hard to read

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/v-deo.html 2:21

    • @gregsmindsketches
      @gregsmindsketches 2 роки тому +7

      I don't feel like recording yourself eating a hot dog is that "brilliant" but I mean I enjoyed it lol

    • @TheRealSandorClegane
      @TheRealSandorClegane 2 роки тому +4

      @@gregsmindsketches exactly! People don’t know how to use words properly nowadays.

  • @brucewayne4371
    @brucewayne4371 4 роки тому +364

    When Alfred goes on vacation.

  • @frank.medgyesi
    @frank.medgyesi Місяць тому +14

    This felt longer than 2:36 minutes but it was worth every second of it.

  • @eyeoftherose09
    @eyeoftherose09 4 роки тому +419

    oh my GOD. "I KNEW i was human."
    GQ, bless you for letting this exist

  • @junwoojang2941
    @junwoojang2941 4 роки тому +452

    01:07
    "Oh my go-"
    "EEEEEEEKH!"
    Lmao

  • @lililebedeva8381
    @lililebedeva8381 7 років тому +469

    A terrific irony. Laughed to tears. Want Comedy with Rob.

  • @agentwho9187
    @agentwho9187 Рік тому +54

    I now understand why Liam traveled 10,000 miles. That hot dog looks really good.

  • @shyamv1913
    @shyamv1913 2 роки тому +524

    "You can call me Rob, I eat Hotdogs!" LMFAAOOOO best line in this masterpiece.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/v-deo.html 2:22

  • @amelia5287
    @amelia5287 4 роки тому +243

    robert pattinson operates on a different astral plane

  • @Bamgeutcutiepie
    @Bamgeutcutiepie 7 років тому +905

    didn't know he was gollum...

    • @Leonhada
      @Leonhada 6 років тому +1

      Hysterical!!!

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 4 роки тому +6

      we all are gollum precious

    • @thebatman8815
      @thebatman8815 4 роки тому +12

      Violet Daisy No, he’s Batman; Alfred’s Gollum.

    • @johnmichael_
      @johnmichael_ 4 роки тому

      @@thebatman8815 😂😂😂

    • @artemistheory
      @artemistheory 4 роки тому +4

      @@yt-sh but we hates it.

  • @benjaminwilkin2960
    @benjaminwilkin2960 2 роки тому +27

    Fun fact: when matt reeve's saw this video he started production on the Batman with Pattinson in mind.

  • @Ciaraosullaven
    @Ciaraosullaven 7 років тому +6062

    hahaha introvert problems. This is serious though total anxiety.

    • @darkalice650
      @darkalice650 6 років тому +39

      I'm not introvert but have the same problem

    • @valarievals693
      @valarievals693 6 років тому +99

      More so the life of a celebrity

    • @EmoZix
      @EmoZix 5 років тому +14

      @@valarievals693 bit a both

    • @a.madison9625
      @a.madison9625 5 років тому +66

      @@valarievals693 He's well known to be very shy and has talked about his anxiety issues. They're real. It doesn't have to do with being a celebrity, he was born that way.

    • @gavinmcconnell9504
      @gavinmcconnell9504 4 роки тому +16

      Talia Who that’s not because he’s an introvert, he has to disguise himself in public or else he’d never be able to go anywhere, too many people would recognize him

  • @leonvergara9930
    @leonvergara9930 4 роки тому +185

    the first half is quarantine, the second half is post quarantine reintegrating in society.
    We can now all relate.

  • @crablord7934
    @crablord7934 2 роки тому +471

    This is the most genuine, most Robert Pattinson thing ever produced.

  • @brendapatriciagoveamedina6646
    @brendapatriciagoveamedina6646 2 роки тому +35

    this is when you realize that he can do comedy well... Robert is a great actor, this man is ground gold

    • @Ooddeetthh
      @Ooddeetthh Рік тому +2

      Oh yes. Its proven, in the movie DAMSEL

  • @peanukinks5444
    @peanukinks5444 4 роки тому +195

    he wrote this....
    seriously breaking expectations left and right

  • @alexbukher
    @alexbukher 4 роки тому +308

    you can hear Willem Dafoe in the background shouting
    "What's wrong?! Don't ye like me cookin'?!

    • @nathwcx8299
      @nathwcx8299 4 роки тому +12

      How could I possibly like the horseshit you fix us for supper?

    • @trinityesparza9580
      @trinityesparza9580 4 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love that scene! 10 min verbal curse for a 2 second response “ alright... I like your cooking. “ 😂😂

  • @nadiany1021
    @nadiany1021 2 роки тому +773

    This is brilliant. I just discovered today.
    And the fact it is written by Robert himself. Just amazing

    • @eatlocalhoney
      @eatlocalhoney 2 роки тому +7

      Thanks UA-cam 😂 I needed a laugh today

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/v-deo.html 2:21

  • @lenatisdale
    @lenatisdale 2 роки тому +48

    "I knew I was a normal human being" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shaliabiban
    @shaliabiban 4 роки тому +405

    this was a cinematic masterpiece

  • @SkitsnGiggs
    @SkitsnGiggs 2 роки тому +307

    I never realized how awesome Robert was! Knew he was a good actor, never knew he was a weirdo

  • @jenniferjansen4063
    @jenniferjansen4063 4 роки тому +1744

    I have to admit that this is funnier than most of the trash on SNL

    • @rordongamsey3057
      @rordongamsey3057 4 роки тому +41

      Not exactly a high bar to jump over

    • @andylausupremacy6478
      @andylausupremacy6478 4 роки тому +11

      Funnier than anything Pete Davidson has done, maybe we'll give you that

    • @fi-losopher
      @fi-losopher 3 роки тому +3

      Oh come on guys!

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 3 роки тому +6

      Im so confused on why this is on GQ lol

    • @kingofchase2539
      @kingofchase2539 3 роки тому +1

      @@yyg4632 yeah why is this here?

  • @DevinS1133
    @DevinS1133 2 роки тому +41

    This is exactly what I thought Rob's inside voice would sound like LOL

  • @naturelife6943
    @naturelife6943 5 років тому +1175

    He sounds like batman at the beginning 😂😂 LOL!!!

    • @anngeecube1524
      @anngeecube1524 5 років тому +4

      Yeah hahaha!!!

    • @Kiiieeechiii
      @Kiiieeechiii 5 років тому +31

      More like the joker 😂

    • @Kiiieeechiii
      @Kiiieeechiii 5 років тому +3

      Well at least hamill's or baker's

    • @batman4452
      @batman4452 4 роки тому +2

      YEah, kind of sounds like Joker, or villainy to me... You just assume that's what his B?atman will sound like since he's casted.... He's way too skinny... look at him here... he doesn't seem like ehe bulked up much either... I really hope he did, I don't want skinny Batman... he doesn't look tough at all... I think he could be amazing, just too skinny.. not intimidating, and if we get fast, bruce lee Batman that's not Batman, Batman is bruce lee with arnolds physique/strength, his fighting style should be more of a brawler, throwing grown men out windows, If he can't throw a grown man out a window he's not Batman to me... Pattinson doesn't look that strong... that's a huge problem for me.

    • @rockyjumper1165
      @rockyjumper1165 4 роки тому +15

      Batman that was nine months ago

  • @francescada7340
    @francescada7340 7 років тому +286

    I love Rob and his dark humor ,I don´t care what anyone say his a good actor with more movies outside of twilight ,go to see Good Time .

    • @ashleyalston4433
      @ashleyalston4433 4 роки тому

      Francesca DA good time is so friggin good...it’s....a good time 😬 lol

    • @OloffMusic
      @OloffMusic 4 роки тому +2

      I think his performances in Good Time is one of the best of the last decade. He has a subtlty that few actors can manage. It enables the film to pass through him, he's never over the top. It's easy to do emotionally intense roles with lots of screaming and crying but doing what he does is actually very difficult.

    • @arsenyturin
      @arsenyturin 4 роки тому

      Good time is the f*king masterpiece

    • @nkechi4635
      @nkechi4635 4 роки тому +4

      @Samuelson baker ...it's written right there in the description that he *did* write this himself. Are you a complete idiot?

    • @historylover9773
      @historylover9773 4 роки тому

      Francesca DA I watched it good time is a good movie.

  • @scarlethawk110
    @scarlethawk110 4 роки тому +158

    Ngl this was actually a masterpiece

  • @theyruinedyoutubeagain
    @theyruinedyoutubeagain Рік тому +30

    I love to see people's love for Pattinson, Twilight did him dirty, he's a great actor and a hilarious human being. If you haven't watched Good Time, you're missing out.

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 5 місяців тому

      I think Rob did well enough with the insane nothing of a character that was Edward. Like if you just heard secondhand that his character was this dangerous rizzlord that girls in 2008 hyped him up to be, and then you watch his actual performance and his first impressions with Bella is the most autistic-coded conversation in cinematic history (and I can say that because I am autistic and have been guilty of kinda acting like him trying to make new friends in high school), I'd say it's a bad performance. You tell me Robert's playing a guy with crippling social anxiety that happens to have pretty guy privilege? suddenly it's kinda a believable performance.

  • @nicksantaniello9547
    @nicksantaniello9547 2 роки тому +197

    He should have won an Oscar for best short film for this

  • @ameliamehta9036
    @ameliamehta9036 4 роки тому +770

    I know he’s playing Batman now, but he’d make an amazing Joker

    • @noneofthiseverhappened
      @noneofthiseverhappened 2 роки тому +53

      I'd argue that a good batman can play the joker too, I remember back in the day people said Bale would be more suitable for Joker cause of American Psycho

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/v-deo.html 2:21

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 2 роки тому +4

      he's the BEST batman and in the BEST Batman movie, a MASTERPIECE of film!
      The ENTIRE movie is a 10/10 MASTERPIECE! We have a batman movie where the best character in the film IS Batman/Bruce Wayne! Robert Pattinson is the BEST batman I've seen and he's PHENOMENAL as Batman AND Bruce Wayne entirely while still given him a new stylized look that's FANTASTIC to see! Love this movie to death as it's the BEST batman movie, felt like batman: the animated series BEAUTIFULLY brought to life with it's gorgeous Art Direction and aesthetics! MASTERPIECE of a film throughout!

    • @rakafirmansyah1716
      @rakafirmansyah1716 2 роки тому

      Batman who laugh

  • @silvanaamirandaa
    @silvanaamirandaa 4 роки тому +160

    This is all of us in quarantine.

  • @bassandtreble6616
    @bassandtreble6616 2 роки тому +63

    This feels like a precursor to his monologue in the Batman. Like Rob was still trying to figure out how to play the character

  • @mysteryman8579
    @mysteryman8579 4 роки тому +149

    I use to hate this guy but he’s grown on me as an actor he has a lot of range seems like a cool dude

  • @katym573
    @katym573 7 років тому +122

    If you didn't love Robert Pattinson before, this video will change your mind -he has the most self-depreciating humor 😂❤️

  • @kayyyj4555
    @kayyyj4555 2 роки тому +669

    Had to re-watch this after his Most Iconic Character Interview! How did he get the role of Batman and not the joker 😂

    • @apapz3245
      @apapz3245 2 роки тому

      Because he is the bat men. How culd bet men be Joker? 0 iq play by u take L

    • @DilettanteThat
      @DilettanteThat 2 роки тому +6

      Honestly we need less the Joker, let other rogues have the spotlight-
      On another note, I think it'll be amazing seeing him play Brucie Wayne for the sequel.

    • @elfsieben1450
      @elfsieben1450 2 роки тому +2

      Well, they are both insane, so it doesn't really matter.

    • @DilettanteThat
      @DilettanteThat 2 роки тому +3

      @@elfsieben1450 I guess, but Batmans a lot more sane then the Joker is.
      Really, sanity is relative.

    • @elfsieben1450
      @elfsieben1450 2 роки тому +1

      @@DilettanteThat True.

  • @eloise980
    @eloise980 2 роки тому +23

    matt reeves seen this and really went “this is batman”

  • @aprilhottinger9846
    @aprilhottinger9846 7 років тому +547

    I have to say GQ is making some interesting content. I enjoy the variety here. Keep it up.

    • @RibeiroCatarina
      @RibeiroCatarina 7 років тому +19

      Robert wrote this, GQ had a different idea :p

  • @ann-marie1032
    @ann-marie1032 4 роки тому +2162

    This is clever and really funny but also made me feel sympathetic towards him, it's obviously an over the top interpretation but this is what he must go through on a daily basis. Imagine not being able to run across to the shop or go for a walk without getting accosted by someone asking for a photo or an autograph, paps snapping you or people just plain gawping at you. Sounds like a nightmare especially for an introvert, I'd hate that. Sounds like the neurotic voices in my head 😂 Fair play to him for being able to laugh about it and poke fun at himself.

    • @laraschiwago9928
      @laraschiwago9928 4 роки тому +92

      Actually, it's even worse. Because Rob really has anxiety. (It seems like it got better with age or he just found better ways to deal with it - but it's still there)

    • @sereneceline
      @sereneceline 3 роки тому +21

      Yeah that sucks, but who wouldn’t freak out when they see Robert Pattinson on the streets? Not something u see everyday...

    • @ftwi1
      @ftwi1 3 роки тому +18

      Remember when the Safdie brothers described him as a person with charisma of a wounded veteran? Always looking back just in case someone is following him.

    • @ryanthomas49
      @ryanthomas49 2 роки тому +1

      @@sanoxuan6609 yes it is.

    • @Mrhostil95
      @Mrhostil95 2 роки тому +3

      @@sereneceline I mean I might turn my head I a way it's not too obvious but I'd just go about my day. He's just a dude like us who acts, cool, moving on.

  • @LukeAlexander
    @LukeAlexander 4 роки тому +3475

    Wtf did I just watch...

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 4 роки тому +366

      A masterpiece

    • @toascranill5464
      @toascranill5464 4 роки тому +209

      Robert Pattinson getting a hotdog

    • @a_thing666
      @a_thing666 4 роки тому +15

      @@EmyN YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @marogmartz
      @marogmartz 4 роки тому +109

      A love story between an introvert and a hot dog.

    • @ivyrose4593
      @ivyrose4593 4 роки тому +17

      Oh look my favorite UA-camr in the wild

  • @musicluv86
    @musicluv86 2 роки тому +12

    The saddest part of this video is that the Papaya King on St. Marks closed shortly after this video was filmed :( RIP will forever be missed