Goblins (Alex Jones REMIX)

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  • Опубліковано 30 жов 2016

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  • @OokamiKageGinGetsu
    @OokamiKageGinGetsu 4 роки тому +5754

    Alex Jones, the only man to use _succubus_ as a verb.

    • @Nick-ce6lt
      @Nick-ce6lt 3 роки тому +88

      lol so true

    • @Modokmadness
      @Modokmadness 3 роки тому +22

      Ikr

    • @majorbruhmoment5711
      @majorbruhmoment5711 3 роки тому +137

      Verb, it’s what’s for dinner

    • @someguy6651
      @someguy6651 3 роки тому +57

      @PXX777 PL makes more sense but it's still misused as a verb when it's a noun really

    • @trinitrojack
      @trinitrojack 3 роки тому +76

      @PXX777 PL Just brief bout of confusion. Nothing to feel so fucking superior about, you sack of shit.

  • @cnn24seven
    @cnn24seven 3 роки тому +3985

    "in bed with a goblin" that line is so satisfying to watch for some reason

    • @aerialNlydia
      @aerialNlydia 3 роки тому +33

      👀👍

    • @Mr3344555
      @Mr3344555 3 роки тому +283

      It's the emphasis he places on the BED with a goblin. If you examine Alex Jones you'll realize his speech patterns may seem random, but this dude has training in public communication and speech giving.

    • @lephantomchickn3676
      @lephantomchickn3676 3 роки тому +12

      69th like

    • @chunkyclumpy2983
      @chunkyclumpy2983 3 роки тому +5

      @Jeff Spicoli they really should tbh

    • @Torus2112
      @Torus2112 3 роки тому +92

      I love the face he makes when he says it.

  • @masennakonieczny2377
    @masennakonieczny2377 3 роки тому +2871

    Imagine being around 30,000 people at a rave high on who the hell knows what and all of a sudden this song starts playing . I would pay for that experience

    • @ladysuda3807
      @ladysuda3807 3 роки тому +122

      And after they play this song.. they play the Gay Frogs song. Every one starts Doing the running man and big fish little fish cardboard boxin! Lololol!

    • @ImCannibalOfficial
      @ImCannibalOfficial 2 роки тому +30

      I would 10/10 go to that party

    • @thecustomlegoweaponcreator4021
      @thecustomlegoweaponcreator4021 2 роки тому +24

      I would pay good money just to get an audio+visual recording of that theoretical rave party.

    • @thecustomlegoweaponcreator4021
      @thecustomlegoweaponcreator4021 2 роки тому +6

      Maybe I would try to make it kid friendly and then send the recording to afv headquarters.

    • @susabobus
      @susabobus 2 роки тому +18

      Ill add it to my dj set no sh*t

  • @GoobertownHobbies
    @GoobertownHobbies 3 роки тому +1992

    This beat is FIRE!

  • @Voidward
    @Voidward 7 років тому +835

    I feel like there's probably 8 songs worth of material in every Alex Jones video.

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 7 років тому +40

      BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!

    • @Calamaistr
      @Calamaistr 7 років тому

      this

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 7 років тому +57

      That's why I love Infowars

    • @admthrwn
      @admthrwn 7 років тому +6

      youtube LOLALEXJONES that guy has done some hilarious montages

    • @zoned7609
      @zoned7609 7 років тому

      @heavyhebrew oh thats adorable, you're being conditioned to be an idiot

  • @Arjetube
    @Arjetube 7 років тому +8359

    do you folks realize how brilliantly this is made?

    • @DeltaShadowbanned
      @DeltaShadowbanned 7 років тому +328

      placeboing is an artist

    • @TagS883
      @TagS883 7 років тому +91

      This is freaking amazing! powerful!

    • @YappingGamerDad
      @YappingGamerDad 7 років тому +48

      Jeffrey Lebowski dude....I fucking love it. I'm crying.

    • @ZachRose88
      @ZachRose88 7 років тому +63

      I don't want to see him kissing goblins.

    • @kimjongfun1705
      @kimjongfun1705 7 років тому +14

      Andrea Isabella Howell I'm just in bed with a goblin

  • @cyruslupercal9493
    @cyruslupercal9493 Рік тому +243

    0:08 "I don't want to see him kissing goblins, succubus with goblibs..."
    Can we just appreciate how he just straight up used "succubus" as a verb ?

  • @NotableSavage
    @NotableSavage Рік тому +421

    I played this during a family reunion years ago and it’s defined our get together since.
    We tell each other to avoid goblins when we say goodbye. Thank you Alex. Thank you Placeboing.

    • @woobiehastelly
      @woobiehastelly Рік тому +10

      and thank you for this wonderful comment LOL

    • @Jackson-pu7gd
      @Jackson-pu7gd 10 місяців тому +14

      Are you just going to overlook the fact that TRUMP CHARGING INTO A GOBLINS NEST!

    • @Clefargle
      @Clefargle 10 місяців тому +8

      @@Jackson-pu7gdat least up to his ankles

    • @eamari87
      @eamari87 7 місяців тому +2

      I am a wedding planner and this is very popular for the couples' first dance. I like to pair this up with a remix of "Get Low" along with some Polish accordion rhythms.

    • @jakew2111
      @jakew2111 5 місяців тому

      Did someone scream like Hillary at the end?

  • @Mario_1611
    @Mario_1611 4 роки тому +3834

    Y'all laugh, but I stopped kissing goblins because of Alex Jones.

    • @HyborianAge
      @HyborianAge 3 роки тому +230

      I married one. I wish I had your strength.

    • @rael7298
      @rael7298 3 роки тому +66

      You certainly don't want Alex Jones catching you in bed with a goblin

    • @Peanut778
      @Peanut778 3 роки тому +141

      @@HyborianAge have you succubus with goblins yet? It might not be too late.

    • @a.b3203
      @a.b3203 3 роки тому +23

      I think your American flag is rotated incorrectly

    • @a.b3203
      @a.b3203 3 роки тому

      @Roman von Ungern Sternberg research what?

  • @turkeysamwich00
    @turkeysamwich00 7 років тому +197

    I love the fact that Alex Jones used this in a stream on his official facebook page the other day

    • @CodeHerobrinex
      @CodeHerobrinex 7 років тому +21

      Turkeysamwich420 What?! Can I have a link?

    • @Impericalevidence
      @Impericalevidence 7 років тому +16

      Turkeysamwich420 I like how he misidentified the source and meaning of it. he had a grin... lol

  • @flushed5747
    @flushed5747 3 місяці тому +335

    Can't believe he was warning us about Vaush

    • @hosseruk
      @hosseruk 3 місяці тому +65

      Right-clicking goblins, saving goblins, organizing goblins, in bed with a goblin.

    • @aardvarkproductions6878
      @aardvarkproductions6878 3 місяці тому +32

      Goblins (TO BE SORTED)

    • @defaultname7685
      @defaultname7685 3 місяці тому +14

      you ever wish that in the far future you could time travel by isolating a youtube comment you made back then and returning to that place and time? if that ever happens i just want to tell myself YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD THINGS ARE IN 2016 RIGHT NOW CHERISH EVERY MOMENT

    • @thomasbeard4528
      @thomasbeard4528 3 місяці тому +3

      @@hosserukBoBs RISE UP

    • @neues3691
      @neues3691 3 місяці тому +3

      Alex Jones right as always.

  • @agirlhasxnoname
    @agirlhasxnoname 4 місяці тому +47

    This song was ahead of its time

  • @klydemarmasett9403
    @klydemarmasett9403 7 років тому +795

    I've listened to this song over 500 times now. It's so damn catchy.

    • @adambrown2264
      @adambrown2264 7 років тому +1

      pssssshhhh!

    • @lordbread2083
      @lordbread2083 7 років тому +4

      Klyde Marmasett and so well made

    • @DoubleSwee
      @DoubleSwee 7 років тому +12

      cause it's bad for the goblins

    • @marcelroberge5011
      @marcelroberge5011 7 років тому

      Klyde Marmasett I'm on my way

    • @danz1910
      @danz1910 7 років тому +2

      Also love the metaphor of Trump charging into the goblin'S nest, with goblin's vomit and crap all around, and not getting out of it clean, like in lord of the ring

  • @LucyPero
    @LucyPero 7 років тому +588

    When he freezes his face but the mouth keeps moving cracks me up every time. GENIUS

    • @LucyPero
      @LucyPero 7 років тому +27

      I like that part so much that I made a GIF lol
      media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKvgiNrg7Nsqrcs/source.gif

    • @powerpufflesbo
      @powerpufflesbo 7 років тому +1

      Matías Pierdoménico YES

    • @danielkolev
      @danielkolev 7 років тому

      Me too

    • @lassiurs
      @lassiurs 7 років тому +4

      Got to Love Adobe after effects. That is layering video image over a playing video and making the vid frozen image mouth transparent. My Fiance also does this when she makes videos of our pets taking to each other it is hilarious.

    • @themolynator5127
      @themolynator5127 7 років тому

      Matías Pierdoménico HAHAHAHAHA LOVE THIS SHIT PLAY ON REPEAT TO INFINITY

  • @ntiffin72
    @ntiffin72 2 роки тому +193

    Alex Jones’s facial expressions whilst talking about goblins are really on point!

  • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
    @Jumpyman_thegamerYT 8 місяців тому +21

    I've become convinced at this point that Alex Jones is just always high on acid.

    • @splitskull45
      @splitskull45 3 місяці тому +2

      Did you see him tripping on mushrooms live with Joe Rogan on Rogans podcast? PRICELESS!!!!

  • @MichaelLeroi
    @MichaelLeroi 7 років тому +2554

    His eyes when he says "in bed with a goblin"
    Majestic

    • @sansnom5269
      @sansnom5269 6 років тому +62

      He looks like...well...a goblin!

    • @metroexokitt4416
      @metroexokitt4416 6 років тому +29

      His eyes make me want to change my last name to Jones

    • @tylentoomes5299
      @tylentoomes5299 6 років тому +12

      MichaelLeroi he was serious about that

    • @Thomas-pu2qw
      @Thomas-pu2qw 6 років тому +27

      I have that same look on my face everytime I talk about goblins 🤤

    • @kaylahalder2799
      @kaylahalder2799 6 років тому +3

      NOTICE ME SENPAI!

  • @yomommasfupa
    @yomommasfupa 4 роки тому +490

    Him dropping a little goblin every so often cemented this as a masterpiece

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 3 роки тому +585

    All my racist dwarves in Dwarf Fortress be like:

  • @harjasdhariwal5960
    @harjasdhariwal5960 3 місяці тому +90

    Alex jonee when he sees vaush defense

    • @lewis123417
      @lewis123417 3 місяці тому +5

      Isn't that the guy who likes horse shlong

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@lewis123417He also likes "short females"

  • @saerain
    @saerain 7 років тому +893

    The way that Alex Jones pronounces the letter _b_ needs its own letter.

    • @volvo245
      @volvo245 7 років тому +55

      Kyle Rybski b+100lbs of freedoms?

    • @Geforce2187
      @Geforce2187 7 років тому +13

      b word fat

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 7 років тому +4

      Beta

    • @ymom11
      @ymom11 7 років тому +12

      Justin Biebler!

    • @PonzooonTheGreat
      @PonzooonTheGreat 7 років тому +32

      It's like "blb" for every "b"

  • @placeboing
    @placeboing  7 років тому +1017

    Happy Halloween!

  • @David-xi7vv
    @David-xi7vv 3 місяці тому +71

    Vaush's theme song.

  • @1SLMusic
    @1SLMusic 3 роки тому +201

    The best part of this was Alex Jones saying "Goblin Schlopp"

    • @wraize78
      @wraize78 Рік тому +15

      Especially up to his ankles

  • @rank10ygo
    @rank10ygo 5 років тому +5152

    Goblin Slayer (2018)

    • @Masswesker2
      @Masswesker2 5 років тому +130

      RANK10YGO [Rata] in bed with the goblins, mind broken by the goblins.

    • @Masswesker2
      @Masswesker2 5 років тому +111

      RANK10YGO [Rata] honestly though, Alex Jones is Goblin Slayer.

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 5 років тому +45

      I have a need, a need for memes

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 5 років тому +42

      no wonder the sjws and normies hate it

    • @trisheramzzt2386
      @trisheramzzt2386 5 років тому +8

      new train support rata, shovel the fuel for the hype locomotive.

  • @LeviAllgood43
    @LeviAllgood43 4 роки тому +911

    I told my wife the other day I says "I don't wanna see you kissing goblins, in bed with a goblin. "

    • @terrybird993
      @terrybird993 3 роки тому +21

      classic norm bit

    • @hartwarg3051
      @hartwarg3051 3 роки тому +89

      So you removed the mirror from over the bed?

    • @jonahdommett1403
      @jonahdommett1403 3 роки тому +15

      I wish I had a wife

    • @jonahdommett1403
      @jonahdommett1403 3 роки тому +30

      WONT YOU IFGHT FOR YOUR WIFE

    • @raam726
      @raam726 3 роки тому +3

      I says biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttccccccchhhhhhhhh

  • @ManiacRacing
    @ManiacRacing 9 місяців тому +35

    "Goblin vomit with slop & mud on it" Lol.

  • @thechristiankid
    @thechristiankid 2 місяці тому +7

    I freaking love Alex jones

  • @justinfleagle
    @justinfleagle 4 роки тому +685

    The Goblins were the ones that tampered with the frog's water.☠🏳️‍🌈🐸

  • @antiks7389
    @antiks7389 7 років тому +464

    This song is stuck in my head all day. It's driving me crazy lol

    • @aaroncole7736
      @aaroncole7736 7 років тому +12

      Antiks 7 hell yea me too. its a strange message.

    • @deciusvarus
      @deciusvarus 7 років тому +25

      I thought about it at work and almost burst out laughing.

    • @astroblink
      @astroblink 7 років тому +2

      ...was still in my head when I woke up this morning...

    • @senorsabata1619
      @senorsabata1619 6 років тому +2

      Antiks 7 Just roll with it... it's easier that way

    • @a.j8307
      @a.j8307 6 років тому +2

      I have Trendies stuck in my head

  • @stubborntank8564
    @stubborntank8564 10 місяців тому +17

    seriously been listening to this for a month straight

  • @Lolaandcassidyadventures
    @Lolaandcassidyadventures Рік тому +22

    Alex Jones is a national treasure.

    • @atlasthespy2707
      @atlasthespy2707 Рік тому +9

      he lowers the world's average iq by like 20, i agree.

    • @MissourHanzai
      @MissourHanzai Рік тому

      He is anti-lithium, schizos rise up.

    • @ZeddicusTheMage
      @ZeddicusTheMage 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@atlasthespy2707Your projection is cringe.

  • @mockingbbirdkilla1771
    @mockingbbirdkilla1771 7 років тому +5121

    No matter what you may think of Alex Jones, you have to admit that he is the most entertaining person in news media.

    • @groundhogx2941
      @groundhogx2941 7 років тому +164

      MockingbBird Killa he thinks succubus is an activity you could do with a goblin.. Lolol

    • @patatofred9079
      @patatofred9079 7 років тому +89

      +Groundhog X Last I knew and i'm pretty sure I'm correct here, but succubus is a noun, not an adjective.

    • @octagonocologist
      @octagonocologist 7 років тому +19

      eric andre's tackling the important issues, for example did you know they are taking benadryl off the market?

    • @asdfghjkl9260
      @asdfghjkl9260 7 років тому +58

      entertaining in an insane, sad, terrifying way.

    • @asdfghjkl9260
      @asdfghjkl9260 7 років тому +3

      octagonocologist Why would they take that off the market?

  • @alejandrolugo8743
    @alejandrolugo8743 7 років тому +272

    i know i most be going nuts, but i have to watch this shit every day. it has become an addiction

    • @bobbybottleservice5438
      @bobbybottleservice5438 7 років тому +13

      Multiple times a day... I climbed into bed with the gf lthe other night and muttered, in bed with the goblins.

    • @brambleq1236
      @brambleq1236 7 років тому +3

      I'm actually singing this myself all the time. Goblin vomit, slop, and blood, especially up go his ankles. This is genius.

    • @nintendoplayprebeta2879
      @nintendoplayprebeta2879 7 років тому +3

      Bramble Q123 me too ,
      now i came to wacth the video

    • @quattro4468
      @quattro4468 6 років тому

      Alejandro Lugo Same.

  • @RS-dr5ww
    @RS-dr5ww Місяць тому +6

    I dismissed Alex Jones for years, but the man has good, pure energy. Sorry to be new age-y, but he does.

  • @jimmiematho8082
    @jimmiematho8082 11 місяців тому +36

    This Song needs to be like five times longer😂

    • @Jackson-pu7gd
      @Jackson-pu7gd 10 місяців тому +9

      it would have been if placeboing wasn't ingratiating goblins

  • @jackmayor3574
    @jackmayor3574 5 років тому +2899

    Alex Jones would love the freshest anime of the season:
    GOBLIN SLAYER

    • @Shumanigans
      @Shumanigans 5 років тому +157

      Plot twist:
      Alex IS the Goblin Slayer

    • @MultiAFroDuck
      @MultiAFroDuck 5 років тому +26

      here's alex jones commenting on goblin slayer
      ua-cam.com/video/rATDRNsTtUE/v-deo.html

    • @kormannn1
      @kormannn1 5 років тому +4

      gosh... Didn't realise it is fresh but that's fine I don't watch anime.

    • @hairypizzaroll1594
      @hairypizzaroll1594 5 років тому +4

      I was your 666th like.

    • @nathanielhamer7699
      @nathanielhamer7699 4 роки тому +1

      The English dub voice actor

  • @WhatAreYouBuyen
    @WhatAreYouBuyen 7 років тому +1173

    This is such a good ringtone

  • @PanzerShrek94
    @PanzerShrek94 9 місяців тому +16

    National anthem of Dwarves.

  • @memegazer
    @memegazer 3 роки тому +320

    I don't want to see him kissing goblins
    Ingratiating goblins, in bed with a goblin
    I don't want to see him kissing goblins
    Succubus with goblins
    Ingratiating goblins, in bed with a goblin
    I don't want to see him kissing goblins
    Ingratiating goblins, in bed with a goblin
    I don't want to see him kissing goblins (kissing goblins)
    Ingratiating goblins (ingratiating goblins), in bed with a goblin (in bed with a goblin)
    Ergh, ergh, dump it!
    Charging into a goblin's nest
    With goblin vomit and slop and blood on him
    Especially up to his ankles
    Trump charging into a goblin's nest of goblin vomit and slop (goblin vomit and slop)
    I'm not expecting him to not get dirty (slop)
    Kissing goblins (kissing goblins)
    Ingratiating goblins (ingratiating goblins)
    Succubus with goblins (succubus with goblins)
    In bed with a goblin (in bed with a goblin)
    Kissing goblins (kissing goblins)
    Ingratiating goblins (ingratiating goblins)
    I just don't want to catch him in bed, in bed with a goblin
    In bed with a goblin
    In bed with a goblin
    In bed with a goblin
    In bed, bed with a goblin
    I just don't want to catch him in bed (in bed) with a goblin
    In bed with a goblin
    In bed with a goblin

    • @straebaseborn983
      @straebaseborn983 2 роки тому +15

      Um, actually it's *schlop* 😁

    • @annemary9680
      @annemary9680 Рік тому +5

      Yaass thnx for the lyrics

    • @YoungDeathWish
      @YoungDeathWish Рік тому +9

      Idk why but I thought he said appreciating goblins lol

    • @Max-cj8vm
      @Max-cj8vm 10 місяців тому +4

      I thought it said appreciating goblins too which in retrospect makes no sense lmao

    • @bradleyfantasticeboyo4794
      @bradleyfantasticeboyo4794 9 місяців тому +1

      Thanks for the lyrics bro

  • @ToxicSlop
    @ToxicSlop 7 років тому +230

    Alex will love this.

    • @Muckylittleme
      @Muckylittleme 7 років тому +49

      The only con artists are Democrats conning themselves.
      People on the other exercise free will.

    • @Muckylittleme
      @Muckylittleme 7 років тому +25

      *****
      You mean politicians right?
      Alex Jones is not a politician.
      And all politicians are not con artists anyway, you have to educate yourself on the issues and use discernment when electing them, that's all.
      Just avoid career politicians and party politics.

    • @joewhitlow5799
      @joewhitlow5799 7 років тому

      +Dan Brown radio show hosts is in the top ten of jobs that psychopaths hold. google "which jobs have the most psychopaths"

    • @ToxicSlop
      @ToxicSlop 7 років тому +13

      Alex is awesome though.

    • @ToxicSlop
      @ToxicSlop 7 років тому +11

      ***** Trump is more of an independent running as a Republican because you need a major party platform to win. If you haven't noticed, the establishment on both sides hate him. The people were angry and wanted change.

  • @clintacus19
    @clintacus19 6 років тому +667

    In be be b b be bed with the goblins.

  • @Shay-bp7yt
    @Shay-bp7yt 3 місяці тому +7

    This is why i pay for the internet.

  • @derickvera573
    @derickvera573 Рік тому +33

    As you grow older you begin to understand the lyrics.

    • @ShaddySoldier
      @ShaddySoldier 10 місяців тому +9

      When you listen to the music 😆
      When you listen to the lyrics 😥

    • @uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582
      @uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582 9 місяців тому +4

      you begin to understand that they were in bed in goblins but it needed to happen. the only way you can expose those in the swamp and finally destroy it.

  • @livinlavish2464
    @livinlavish2464 6 років тому +469

    I would buy an album 100%

  • @GigaTrope
    @GigaTrope 7 років тому +50

    So many Alex Jones Memes. I want to collect them all!

    • @grottphd9090
      @grottphd9090 7 років тому +5

      It's a great time for memes.

    • @nazlfrag
      @nazlfrag 7 років тому +2

      The information age is over. We now live in the age of memes.

  • @goyaassfilms4551
    @goyaassfilms4551 8 місяців тому +12

    I like to listen to this while I'm in bed-bed-b-b-bed-bed with a goblin.

  • @ethann9290
    @ethann9290 7 місяців тому +14

    i dont wanna see em KISSING goblins

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 5 місяців тому +2

      Ingratiating goblins

  • @TheJiminiKrikitShow
    @TheJiminiKrikitShow 7 років тому +61

    The best thing is that Alex Jones fucking loves this..!!

    • @slygoose7740
      @slygoose7740 7 років тому +13

      Jim Reaper is there a video of him reacting to this?

  • @dtherek878
    @dtherek878 5 років тому +810

    The true Goblin Slayer

    • @SketchartStudios1015
      @SketchartStudios1015 5 років тому +4

      Real goblin slayer: hold my beer.

    • @blksrsil
      @blksrsil 4 роки тому +2

      @@SketchartStudios1015 hold my beer

    • @SketchartStudios1015
      @SketchartStudios1015 4 роки тому +2

      @@blksrsil
      Nice...you related to him?

    • @blksrsil
      @blksrsil 4 роки тому +4

      @@SketchartStudios1015 we have different dads, but the same grandmothers and share a sister

    • @SketchartStudios1015
      @SketchartStudios1015 4 роки тому +1

      @@blksrsil
      Cool. Same for him same for him.

  • @Kawmbat_Veteran
    @Kawmbat_Veteran 2 місяці тому +5

    Bro, Alex Jones is the GOAT idgaf what they say.

  • @JasonLihani
    @JasonLihani 10 місяців тому +9

    I thought I was depressed and then this channel happened to me.

  • @Jack_______oh
    @Jack_______oh 7 років тому +267

    This is a masterpiece, I've listened to it at least 30 times.
    Make a whole Alex Jones album please.

    • @paperchaser-lv9sz
      @paperchaser-lv9sz 5 років тому +2

      I listened waaaay more 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnDoe59268
      @JohnDoe59268 5 років тому

      @@paperchaser-lv9sz How many times did you listen to it?

    • @visakhc6352
      @visakhc6352 Рік тому +1

      just 30??? Those are amateur numbers 😂

  • @devinsponseller9775
    @devinsponseller9775 3 роки тому +321

    I just found this and it is un-ironically one of my favorite songs ever. It's been stuck in my head for the past 3 days and I've listened to it multiple times a day

    • @Nick-ce6lt
      @Nick-ce6lt 3 роки тому +19

      I watched it just now for the first time. My week of "succubus with goblins" randomly popping into my head has just begun.

    • @Courier_Seven
      @Courier_Seven Рік тому

      Unironically you are not alone in feeling this way.
      *I jus wanna catch 'im in bed with a goblin*

    • @fredmartinjr7055
      @fredmartinjr7055 Рік тому +3

      Word. #metoo

    • @bradleyfantasticeboyo4794
      @bradleyfantasticeboyo4794 9 місяців тому +1

      Same bro

    • @igninis
      @igninis 8 місяців тому

      If 3 days makes it your top, you can't be more mature than 10yo...

  • @emm8357
    @emm8357 Рік тому +14

    I wish this was about three times as long as it is, it’s brilliant.

  • @puffsparkle
    @puffsparkle 3 роки тому +78

    Nobody:
    Goblin Slayer:

    • @tiseril
      @tiseril 3 роки тому +5

      0:31

    • @COUNTERCOM
      @COUNTERCOM 3 роки тому +4

      Alex Jones is the Goblin Slayer.

  • @mbb--
    @mbb-- 7 років тому +122

    I've had this damn song stuck in my head for two days now

    • @firzen3697
      @firzen3697 7 років тому +9

      Kissing goblins

    • @JimInFlames
      @JimInFlames 7 років тому +9

      in be-be-be-be-be-be-be bed with the goblin

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 6 років тому +2

      JimInFlames try having it stuck in your head for a year straight

  • @MaxVonDraken
    @MaxVonDraken 6 років тому +623

    Dump it kills me every time

  • @slavishentity6705
    @slavishentity6705 Рік тому +75

    I don't know this man but he seems like the main villain of an adult comedy show

    • @nossenkanter
      @nossenkanter Рік тому +17

      Yes but the comedy is life and he's the underdog.

    • @philipgood5041
      @philipgood5041 Рік тому +16

      He's trying to stop the main characters from kissing goblins and is fighting against gay frog rights (who at least one of the main characters are)

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 11 місяців тому

      *Hero

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 10 місяців тому +4

      @@TomorrowWeLive hero in the way homelander is a hero, sure. Same basket of lunacy

    • @Clefargle
      @Clefargle 10 місяців тому +2

      You have no idea

  • @dnyanendrakalse9254
    @dnyanendrakalse9254 3 роки тому +35

    I just sang
    "In bed with a goblin " out loud in living room.

    • @joej28
      @joej28 2 роки тому +2

      I just laughed and spit all over my phone reading that

  • @stevenmcconnell3151
    @stevenmcconnell3151 7 років тому +57

    Alex said his kids love this and that he wants to use it with his alarm clock.

  • @BowHunter87
    @BowHunter87 7 років тому +1497

    I miss the 2016 election season already

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 6 років тому +22

      Silknitter87 same

    • @OurDailyMeme
      @OurDailyMeme 6 років тому +24

      Silknitter87 It was the best time of my life.

    • @SkillUpMobileGaming
      @SkillUpMobileGaming 6 років тому +45

      I've literally become nostalgic for the 2016 election. Every time I think back to it or the days leading up to it, I smile and let out a sigh. When I see one of my old UA-cam comments on a video back when the election was going on --- before Trump even won --- I just say to myself along the lines of, "You haven't seen nothing yet, me in the past." The elections were awesome... but how they've been treating Trump lately disgusts me. It's terrible. :(

    • @broshitheultimatefusion4231
      @broshitheultimatefusion4231 6 років тому +4

      Same

    • @thuzan117
      @thuzan117 6 років тому +8

      don't worry, they're already working on the next season! lol

  • @sammyplayzanimations5113
    @sammyplayzanimations5113 11 місяців тому +4

    this tickles my brain omg

  • @timas2791
    @timas2791 3 роки тому +8

    This is the content UA-cam was created for.

  • @professionalmooch3602
    @professionalmooch3602 7 років тому +52

    Jones aired this on InfoWars. You're famous now. Congratulations.

  • @col.cottonhill6655
    @col.cottonhill6655 7 років тому +8

    It's 4 A.M. and I can't sleep and this is stuck in my head.

  • @user-wx4sn6ve8y
    @user-wx4sn6ve8y 10 місяців тому +6

    Goblin Slayer OST is kinda slappin.

  • @thegreatgodpancake9011
    @thegreatgodpancake9011 2 роки тому +5

    I miss 2016...

  • @TheStickyPaddle
    @TheStickyPaddle 7 років тому +3447

    No political opinion here from me... JUST A DAMN GOOD REMIX! XD

    • @aleksandryoung2213
      @aleksandryoung2213 7 років тому +79

      You actually wanna dance to it!

    • @vtheawesome
      @vtheawesome 7 років тому +4

      TheStickyPaddle Fancy meeting you here

    • @NathanSifu
      @NathanSifu 6 років тому

      Oh hello there Mr. Mullet Mike :D

    • @Outlawcarl
      @Outlawcarl 6 років тому +27

      I am Pro Goblin

    • @WolfInHouse82
      @WolfInHouse82 6 років тому

      Aleksandr Young why not

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 5 років тому +100

    *Never. Gets. Old.*

  • @maximumshades3164
    @maximumshades3164 6 місяців тому +7

    I NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY

  • @MCJohnnyFresh
    @MCJohnnyFresh 2 роки тому +7

    ingratiating goblins

  • @sIepless
    @sIepless 4 роки тому +171

    When he said "schlop", I felt that

  • @embo1771
    @embo1771 6 років тому +49

    I laughed when everybody said this was addictive, and now I can't stop watching. Help.

  • @itsbrittnaybittchh8809
    @itsbrittnaybittchh8809 2 роки тому +16

    This should be played at a night club on the dance floor

  • @johndoh795
    @johndoh795 Рік тому +5

    The only good goblins are the ones who never come out of their holes.

  • @feralcyborggaming1531
    @feralcyborggaming1531 5 років тому +62

    That was the most terrifying jump scare in history.

  • @euripidesghost2197
    @euripidesghost2197 7 років тому +104

    Absolutely hilarious! Placeboing is a genius...a modern artist.
    I think Alex Jones would be laughing his ass off appreciating this.

    • @BlamedForRape
      @BlamedForRape 7 років тому +15

      +Gideon Stephen not at all, someone asked him about the super saiyan one awhile ago and he said that he loved them and wanted everyone to keep making thrm

    • @euripidesghost2197
      @euripidesghost2197 7 років тому +3

      Alex Jones watching this: "Who bought dem TV's bitch, tellmedat!!! Better not get in front of my tour bus!!!"

    • @TheRabidMoths
      @TheRabidMoths 7 років тому +5

      He actually played this full clip on his show.

    • @Ace4573
      @Ace4573 7 років тому

      TheRabidMoths video link please?

  • @probablypooping8101
    @probablypooping8101 7 місяців тому +3

    I could watch this video for hours

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan Рік тому +8

    Adding this to my workout playlist for goblin slaying motivation

  • @aidedou7608
    @aidedou7608 7 років тому +754

    Is he using "succubus" as a verb?

    • @KoopinMafia
      @KoopinMafia 7 років тому +56

      Visceral Void I noticed the same thing 😂

    • @aidedou7608
      @aidedou7608 7 років тому +2

      T Money Idk why but your comment was removed as spam and I can't restore it

    • @DelgonidoDargo
      @DelgonidoDargo 7 років тому +112

      Visceral Void they edited it
      In the original video Alex said "i don't see him in political succubus with goblins."

    • @ELMOcall911
      @ELMOcall911 7 років тому +25

      Visceral Void Only Alex can do that...

    • @ThePointlessBox_
      @ThePointlessBox_ 7 років тому +75

      to succubus
      to be succubused
      I succubus
      You succubus
      he/she succubus

  • @459luker
    @459luker 3 роки тому +134

    IN BED-B-B-BED-BED-BED WITH THE GOBLINS!

    • @RawdTheFormerVirgin
      @RawdTheFormerVirgin 3 роки тому +10

      My fav part

    • @raam726
      @raam726 3 роки тому +1

      * in bed bed b bed bed with a goblin

    • @briscee99
      @briscee99 3 роки тому +8

      @@raam726 bed bed b b bed bed with a goblin**

    • @ChaserTree
      @ChaserTree 3 роки тому +1

      @@briscee99 ty

    • @abbot795
      @abbot795 3 роки тому

      It’s really catchy

  • @chimmichurri6940
    @chimmichurri6940 11 місяців тому +5

    How am i JUST NOW finding this on youtube?! shit slaps XD

  • @Tmc2500C
    @Tmc2500C 2 роки тому +3

    Of the 3.2 million views. I gotta be like half of em. 😂. This beat is sick.

  • @civleaderSoprano
    @civleaderSoprano 7 років тому +173

    I am Alex Jones listener. And Alex told us about this video and we all laugh.

    • @andrewblom5885
      @andrewblom5885 7 років тому +24

      I am too I could not stop laughing.

    • @ifartinelevators
      @ifartinelevators 7 років тому +7

      same here brother.

    • @Tallow250
      @Tallow250 7 років тому +11

      Listening to it after trumps BEAUTIFUL victory

    • @civleaderSoprano
      @civleaderSoprano 7 років тому +1

      Devin Indeed!

    • @stash.
      @stash. 7 років тому +14

      I love alex also, came here after he told me about this, it's quite funny, Alex is crazy but he's our crazy
      You need a bit of crazy to get in the trenches with the regressives

  • @nicklone8417
    @nicklone8417 7 років тому +26

    ALEX JONES IS PLAYING YOUR SONG ON HIS BROADCAST RIGHT NOW 😂

  • @songoku3848
    @songoku3848 Рік тому +5

    Alex rules!

  • @uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582
    @uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582 8 місяців тому +4

    good halloween music.

  • @RR11333
    @RR11333 7 років тому +101

    God Dammit! That ending made me spill an entire bag of chips.

    • @IcedPlasma
      @IcedPlasma 7 років тому +2

      Doritos?

    • @HeyGuy4321
      @HeyGuy4321 7 років тому

      Reddit Gold User I know I'm scared 😨

  • @Jackson-pu7gd
    @Jackson-pu7gd 3 роки тому +84

    I have to listen to this song at least 4 times every time i wake up in the morning.

    • @Jackson-pu7gd
      @Jackson-pu7gd 3 роки тому +7

      I JUST WANNA CATCH HIM IN BED-BED-B-B-BED-BED WITH A GOBLIN!
      DAMN STRAIGHT ALEX!!!

    • @basedropeist6617
      @basedropeist6617 3 роки тому +3

      My alarm is the best complilation of Alex Jones rants.

  • @AleksandarBradaric
    @AleksandarBradaric 7 місяців тому +6

    Goblin Slayer would like to have a word with you...XD

  • @Grechieman
    @Grechieman 7 років тому +31

    0:04 love that goblin giggle

    • @jrq9466
      @jrq9466 5 років тому +1

      @@jacobturner861 calm down dude

  • @matthewthompson4621
    @matthewthompson4621 7 місяців тому +4

    Still one of my favorite videos lol

  • @kubrick5073
    @kubrick5073 7 років тому +24

    There can never be too many alex jones remixes on the internet

  • @davidstubbs2361
    @davidstubbs2361 5 років тому +640

    This man is a national treasure

  • @tufaznail
    @tufaznail 3 роки тому +22

    Adding this to my Halloween Music playlist.

    • @emilyweed3074
      @emilyweed3074 3 роки тому +2

      I was just thinking that!!! 🤯

    • @tufaznail
      @tufaznail 8 місяців тому

      Found this again, just in time for Halloween.

  • @IlIlIIlIlIlIlIlIl
    @IlIlIIlIlIlIlIlIl 3 місяці тому +18

    Vaush rn

  • @adamcaulfield7643
    @adamcaulfield7643 7 років тому +33

    This is awesome. I love Alex Jones. Folks Alex is referring to Hillary when he says Goblin. Genius.

    • @euripidesghost2197
      @euripidesghost2197 7 років тому +8

      Right...I interpret the video as actually celebrating Alex (not disrespectful at all, while still having fun with it) and actually dissing Hillary. Besides that, the rhythm, background song choice, and the three lil goblins running under Alex's hand as he hits the table is pure genius.

    • @eggmunkee
      @eggmunkee 7 років тому +2

      I agree overall, but Hillary is not the Goblin, per se. Goblins are all the corrupt globalist types that would normally be offering their advice to a new president/politician, pretending to "help".

  • @gr6607
    @gr6607 7 років тому +177

    Especially up to his ankles.

    • @MoJo-su9hv
      @MoJo-su9hv 6 років тому +1

      I'm kinda weirded out, I read this as he said it LOL.

    • @SkillUpMobileGaming
      @SkillUpMobileGaming 6 років тому

      Charging into a goblin's nest.
      Goblin vomit and slop.

  • @Pattyobrien3
    @Pattyobrien3 2 роки тому +2

    There's something about the absolute insanity of these I adore.