Mr Garrison at the Commander In Chief Forum

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024

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  • @cauchyschwarz3295
    @cauchyschwarz3295 4 роки тому +551

    Love how nobody asks about the morality - only if it is achievable

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 4 роки тому +25

      Who cares about morality? Especially politicans.

    • @PulloffPrime
      @PulloffPrime 3 роки тому +9

      just like socialism

    • @mannyverse6158
      @mannyverse6158 3 роки тому +5

      That's what I feel in most american interviews

    • @dongarrett9735
      @dongarrett9735 3 роки тому +1

      There is no Morality in 2021

    • @juliusbakker4415
      @juliusbakker4415 2 роки тому +1

      Of you cloud go back in time and fuck hitler to death would you do it?

  • @RavenclawFtW3295
    @RavenclawFtW3295 3 роки тому +188

    Politician: I don't think I said that.
    Internet: Okay. Well, let's roll the tape on that.

    • @KSJV_Donut
      @KSJV_Donut 3 роки тому +9

      Politician: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

    • @thricefan89
      @thricefan89 Рік тому

      Just lying conservatives

  • @CoverCode
    @CoverCode 2 роки тому +54

    This just reminds when a comedian ran for Parliament here in Denmark and promised stuff like “wind on your back when you are cycling” or “hotter summers” and then he got elected, I have talked to that guy and he said that “I actually never wanted to be elected” and that he hated sometimes being the only one not voting on a tie so now he HAD to be the one to make the decision

    • @CoverCode
      @CoverCode 2 роки тому +5

      Since I posted this comment, I have started biking to school, and you know what, I would also vote for him if he promised “winds on your back” while cycling

    • @juliusvogel4834
      @juliusvogel4834 Рік тому

      Nice men du är från Danmark. Åsikt irrelvant

    • @reclaimeddead
      @reclaimeddead 10 місяців тому +1

      Wait this actually happened 😭

  • @multifunfunman3241
    @multifunfunman3241 4 роки тому +322

    Garrison- "I'm not just gonna get elected and look like a jackass."
    That's what 'he' said.

    • @davidcolley4756
      @davidcolley4756 4 роки тому +18

      He didnt think he was ganna win.
      When he was sitting beside Obama he was as shocked as anybody.
      That's right. As dumb as he is, he found (almost) half of America is even dumber. We are in idiocracy folks

    • @AngryGeekling
      @AngryGeekling 4 роки тому +6

      DabonJannies you obviously like Trump. What’s it like having a smooth brain and a tiny PP?

    • @troublemakerbros4267
      @troublemakerbros4267 3 місяці тому

      Cause Biden looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better LOL

  • @Wolfsbane909
    @Wolfsbane909 8 років тому +138

    "And every terrorist *beep* to death"
    got my vote

    • @johnbroderick6991
      @johnbroderick6991 2 роки тому

      I agree with Mr. Garrison save America #FuckemAllToDeath

  • @roadwarrior7998
    @roadwarrior7998 3 роки тому +31

    I’m watching all of the election videos in celebration of this day in 2020.

    • @NexusDarkworld338
      @NexusDarkworld338 3 роки тому +5

      You beautiful bastard. I'll do the same once the trump-Biden civil war is over.

  • @satheeshkrishnankannaiyan5577
    @satheeshkrishnankannaiyan5577 3 роки тому +71

    This has aged very well..

  • @jesusceballos7277
    @jesusceballos7277 6 місяців тому +6

    Fun fact.
    They was getting to boot that character off and one of the writers thought it’d be funny to make him as trump since they almost knew he was gonna lose. And they was surprised that Trump actually won and they had no choice but to run with it. Who would of known what direction southpark would of taken if it wasn’t for him

  • @DgardsGaming
    @DgardsGaming 2 роки тому +8

    I totally vote for garrison 😅

  • @satheeshkrishnankannaiyan5577
    @satheeshkrishnankannaiyan5577 3 роки тому +10

    I do.. I do Matt.. that's confidence 👍

  • @LennyCole96
    @LennyCole96 3 роки тому +18

    I feel that if they'd had a January 6th episode Garrison would've been telling everyone to fuck the vote counters to death

  • @painwithgain8510
    @painwithgain8510 3 роки тому +7

    And here after the election I watch this

  • @jackcruz4217
    @jackcruz4217 8 років тому +46

    ohhh geezz

  • @TheElitistSavage
    @TheElitistSavage 3 роки тому +29

    This part is funny as hell 0:54

  • @Cryptonymicus
    @Cryptonymicus 3 роки тому +62

    Matt: How are you gonna handle ISIS?
    Trump: 1) I've got a plan. 2) I don't have a plan. 3) I'm gonna come up with a plan. 4) I'm gonna give my generals 30 days to come up with a plan. 5) I'm gonna combine my plan with my generals' plan.
    Trump [Previously]: I know more about ISIS than all the generals. The generals are all in ruins.

    • @GQFJB
      @GQFJB 2 роки тому

      Isis was gone when trump was in office

    • @uberdjura4003
      @uberdjura4003 2 роки тому +2

      @@GQFJB ISIS barely even holds territory today, and the only reason they're back now was because we left the kurds to die to the Turks & aligned paramilitaries and they couldn't hold the prisons.
      Stop spreading propaganda.

  • @M.A.C.01
    @M.A.C.01 Рік тому +2

    I could honestly hear Mr Harrison say f#ck them all to death all day lmao 🤣

  • @ynot6923
    @ynot6923 3 роки тому +23

    .. this aged very well..

  • @coreyholliday1650
    @coreyholliday1650 3 роки тому +25

    Now this is how you run comedy against trump

  • @andrewarnold9818
    @andrewarnold9818 2 роки тому +1

    I'm actually blown away by the fact that they put the correct number on that prowler in the background

  • @Paniekzaaiertje
    @Paniekzaaiertje 2 роки тому +2

    In every interview they should have proof immediately

  • @gurumeditation8911
    @gurumeditation8911 6 місяців тому +4

    I'd take this guy over senile Joe any day

  • @shadowrodney
    @shadowrodney 2 роки тому +2

    He could have just said it was a metaphor xD

  • @oniakuma2392
    @oniakuma2392 3 роки тому +1

    Does anyone know what that song is thats playing?

  • @stavrosgiannaros7041
    @stavrosgiannaros7041 3 роки тому +1

    Ohhhh jeez
    Im dead

  • @dennishabecker6639
    @dennishabecker6639 2 роки тому

    Genius

  • @vincentbarney3091
    @vincentbarney3091 9 місяців тому

    At least he has a plan lol

  • @diheinercirilogonzaga9536
    @diheinercirilogonzaga9536 Рік тому

    Season and Episode please

  • @heyokavpeace1050
    @heyokavpeace1050 3 роки тому +3

    Beautiful.Intelligent.Talented.Charming.Hot🕷️

  • @MrFTW733
    @MrFTW733 3 роки тому +1

    YEAH
    YEAH
    YEAH

  • @michaelcook6889
    @michaelcook6889 Рік тому +5

    The good old days, when Matt Lauer wasn't raping women....oh wait

  • @elihan9
    @elihan9 4 роки тому +85

    Still better than Trump

    • @Cruor34
      @Cruor34 4 роки тому +40

      Trump is awesome. I wish he was even more offensive to liberals and would tweet things like Mr. Garrison does. People getting upset is hilarious. Oh and he cut my taxes, what else do I need?

    • @hemprope4326
      @hemprope4326 4 роки тому +1

      You wish

    • @JRHYTNATIONS
      @JRHYTNATIONS 4 роки тому

      Have you learned nothing? Douche and Turd taught you nothing at all?

    • @Little_stud93
      @Little_stud93 4 роки тому +17

      Cruor34 awesome. He killed more Americans than McDonald’s

    • @Cruor34
      @Cruor34 4 роки тому +12

      @@Little_stud93 Thanks for proving my point. Look at the people he is making unhappy, Trump is awesome. Loving the tax break I got. I hope in 2024 after Trumps 8 years we get a right wing president that is so offensive the left loses their minds.

  • @anthonysmith2050
    @anthonysmith2050 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrPilgrim
    @MrPilgrim 2 роки тому +7

    Joe Biden’s first year in a nutshell

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 2 роки тому +2

      No way, garrisons way competent then Biden

    • @kingseleyjameskanditkor7058
      @kingseleyjameskanditkor7058 Рік тому

      Biden has done more in one day than Trump in four years. If you can't see that, it says more about you.

  • @digitaal_boog
    @digitaal_boog 3 роки тому

    I’m number 1000 to like

  • @Troyottomyers
    @Troyottomyers 4 місяці тому

    Trump season

  • @ViroVV
    @ViroVV 5 місяців тому

    Sadly, relevant. Once again.
    🤦‍♂

  • @yesyes3010
    @yesyes3010 8 місяців тому +3

    Funny thing is that Trump would go on to become the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln 🇺🇸

    • @ryancresta4744
      @ryancresta4744 6 місяців тому +4

      Lol 😂

    • @brandonf1260
      @brandonf1260 5 місяців тому +1

      Bruh he was ranked as the worst president. By outside historians.

  • @thricefan89
    @thricefan89 Рік тому +2

    I love how South Park rips conservatives to shreds and think its a right wing show hahaha

    • @timothy6992
      @timothy6992 10 місяців тому +6

      They rip everyone to shreds

    • @thricefan89
      @thricefan89 10 місяців тому +1

      @timothy6992 Exactly. Way more of conservatives than mind mindless conservatives believe though. It's hilarious

  • @Zedetnik
    @Zedetnik 2 роки тому +15

    It's deeply horrifying Mr. Garrison was better president than the actual Orange Sphincter...

    • @joaquinescotoaleman4320
      @joaquinescotoaleman4320 2 роки тому +10

      You can say wherever you want about him, but he did not start another war and the economy was relatively good.

    • @Zedetnik
      @Zedetnik 2 роки тому +3

      @@joaquinescotoaleman4320 How 'bout the truth? A semi-literate narcissist, pathological liar, con man who couldn't understand basic human decency.

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti 2 роки тому

      @@joaquinescotoaleman4320 didnt? So a impersonater illegally sent troops into Syria?

    • @HC-wo2tz
      @HC-wo2tz 2 роки тому

      Tell me you’re a misinformed idiot without telling me you’re a misinformed idiot.

    • @DrSPF23
      @DrSPF23 Рік тому +4

      @@joaquinescotoaleman4320 shame he tried to undermine American Democracy that was quite bad.