My Opponent is a Liar and He Cannot Be Trusted - SOUTH PARK

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  • @goldwolf3771
    @goldwolf3771 3 роки тому +6610

    The way Garrison turned around in pure frustration “why did it have to be her?”
    Love South Park so much

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 роки тому +1

      Lies again? Nashville Trust Nipple Twister

    • @jonsnowman5682
      @jonsnowman5682 2 роки тому +16

      Whos garrison all i see is trump

    • @X-Prime123
      @X-Prime123 Рік тому +3

      Lol yeah!

    • @jesuschrist69
      @jesuschrist69 Рік тому +6

      He was so mad he lost his fucking arms.

    • @mediokay508
      @mediokay508 Рік тому +7

      "I am so f***ed."

  • @DimentiosLoyalest
    @DimentiosLoyalest 6 років тому +17854

    "Get out of your own way." will never stop being funny.

    • @TheBashar327
      @TheBashar327 6 років тому +215

      They were both like that, it was unbelievable! When one would say something stupid or have something negative come out, the other almost immediately would do or say something stupid. It was like a perverse conspiracy between them to try to loose.

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 років тому +86

      Ry Guy I still dont understand why out of 300 millions of people that live in America it came down to The Turd Sandwich and ..... Him.

    • @TheBashar327
      @TheBashar327 6 років тому +11

      Lutece , yes! I think about it statistically too and wonder the same thing.

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 років тому +55

      Ry Guy Yes. But the DemoTwats decided to rig the election so Hillary would run against Trump. It was the most metaphorical pick your poison example ive seen in a loooong time. Wtf America? Seriously?

    • @PhilCollectibles
      @PhilCollectibles 6 років тому +3

      DimentiosLoyalest what is the name of this episode

  • @JamsIneedRPG
    @JamsIneedRPG 7 років тому +6740

    "I am giving you this lady" this kills me! Hahahahaah

    • @jackbauer3355
      @jackbauer3355 6 років тому +63

      Donald Trump was off the handle his entire campaign, and that's partly why people love him: he's not (entirely) a flip-flopping politician who worries about how many votes they might lose if they speak from the heart. If the candidate the DNC nominated had any class or integrity, they could have had better turnout than that evil cunt did.

    • @JamsIneedRPG
      @JamsIneedRPG 6 років тому +12

      Jack Bauer what the fuck are you on about?

    • @teddybonkers3580
      @teddybonkers3580 6 років тому +9

      Drugs are bad, mkay he lives in opposite land.

    • @teddybonkers3580
      @teddybonkers3580 6 років тому +7

      Drugs are bad, mkay he kinda made me want to go out and ride the short bus after reading what he typed. Lol

    • @djmars1983
      @djmars1983 6 років тому +6

      @ Jack Bauer that's exactly why he won

  • @kevinbarrios5718
    @kevinbarrios5718 2 місяці тому +2332

    Let’s be real. You know why you came back here. We all now why we came back here

    • @KeePhengVue
      @KeePhengVue 2 місяці тому +94

      We need a second election season lol 😂.
      Sooo many funny meme moment this year.
      Trump working at McDonald. Then there was an e.coli outbreak few days after.
      Joe Biden telling new press that Kamala is 100% on with all his decision lol 😂 when Kamala is trying to break away from Joe.
      Joe calling roughly half of American citizen trash. Trump clapped back with garbage truck.
      Maaaan there’s soo many funny moments 😂

    • @Lord_Vader2011
      @Lord_Vader2011 2 місяці тому +42

      @@KeePhengVue"their eating the dogs!"

    • @Кацап0
      @Кацап0 2 місяці тому +6

      47 likes

    • @ChrissyMIsBack
      @ChrissyMIsBack 2 місяці тому +2

      Panderverse Cartman vs. Mr. Garrison

    • @YellowBlue3x3
      @YellowBlue3x3 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@KeePhengVue sadly that isn't happening

  • @Fritzv.D.
    @Fritzv.D. 6 років тому +6008

    *"My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted."*
    *_-Turd Sandwich_*

    • @openmindgoddxd9017
      @openmindgoddxd9017 5 років тому +26

      Lmao

    •  5 років тому +7

      “9. 11.” - A. Giant Douche

    • @CeeTee6036
      @CeeTee6036 8 місяців тому +7

      *Tillary Slinton*

    • @mho...
      @mho... 7 місяців тому

      A Turd Sandwich is still the better choice then a giant Douche!

    • @M1GarandMan3005
      @M1GarandMan3005 7 місяців тому

      I'm voting for the Giant Douche.

  • @shaneharvey1946
    @shaneharvey1946 5 років тому +6767

    "Get out of your own way." Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @JohnAC4
      @JohnAC4 4 роки тому +38

      Dean Jacobs trump didn’t win. She just lost

    • @russellgarza9059
      @russellgarza9059 4 роки тому +33

      We would of been sold out to China, if Hillary won.

    • @fabulousghost7590
      @fabulousghost7590 4 роки тому +57

      @@russellgarza9059 Thank god we're all just dying en mass in a poorly handled pandemic instead right?

    • @iliadnetfear2586
      @iliadnetfear2586 4 роки тому +17

      @tlessmo It also doesn't help that the biggest stories in early February related to Covid was China arresting journalists trying to report on it.

    • @elephantmarch
      @elephantmarch 4 роки тому

      in the end, it was Comey that needed to get out of her way. Were it not for the that last minute announcement, OR had Clinton kepts some last minute scandal in reserve...we wouldnt' BE in this mess now.

  • @kevinbacon8716
    @kevinbacon8716 7 років тому +2787

    “Oh fuck why did it have to be her” had to be said a lot IRL during these whole process.

    • @jackbauer3355
      @jackbauer3355 6 років тому +66

      It's a no-brainer that in terms of female candidates to become POTUS, Hilary Clinton is at the very bottom of the list. A homeless crack addict has more morality.

    • @LuckyRabbit234
      @LuckyRabbit234 6 років тому +44

      As pro-feminist as I am, and as much as much as I DESPISE Trump… Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah, as far as first female presidents go, we could’ve done a lot better. =_= Sorry, Hils, I mean, I respect ya. You went the distance, and I admire the hell out of you for it, but… Yeah.

    • @archangeltyrael3369
      @archangeltyrael3369 5 років тому +10

      @@corpsemachine6949 You do know what a feminist is right? And how trump is pretty much the perfect antithesis to the definition of feminist right?

    • @deathbydeviceable
      @deathbydeviceable 5 років тому +16

      @@archangeltyrael3369 yup, believe all wahman

    • @archangeltyrael3369
      @archangeltyrael3369 5 років тому +3

      @@deathbydeviceable I don't though. With all this MeToo crap there's sure to be at least a few that are just dumb bitches trying to sue rich guys during a time when they can barely fight back against the outrage but given the sheer number of them that have come out against Trump as well as his usual ghoulish behaviour towards women in general it's real easy to believe that more than a few of them are telling the truth

  • @Fabboi_unl
    @Fabboi_unl 3 роки тому +1438

    "Fuck, oh fuck, why the fuck had it to be her, im so fucked"

    • @shadowofhawk55
      @shadowofhawk55 3 роки тому +26

      Americans when they see who they'd have to pick to not pick Trump.

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 9 місяців тому +11

      @shadowofhawk55
      Well, most Americans will pick Trump, so you can go cry on your pillow now.

    • @KumaChikara
      @KumaChikara 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@Ukaran Most picked Biden, dislike both but am voting Biden just so Trump can't pardon himself of all his ongoing charges lmao

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 9 місяців тому +4

      @@KumaChikara
      Everything is pointing to Trump being your next president.
      Cry more. 😄

    • @KumaChikara
      @KumaChikara 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Ukaran Cope lmao

  • @willpower5789
    @willpower5789 4 роки тому +4867

    “She’s such a turd sandwich” I love that throwback line

  • @DakaONER94
    @DakaONER94 8 років тому +2754

    "Get out of your own way!"

    • @DarthLore00
      @DarthLore00 7 років тому +18

      DakaONER94 Are you feeling a little lonely? I currently am, but you just have to follow your innerspeaker.

    • @benjaminphelps152
      @benjaminphelps152 6 років тому +3

      DakaONER94 😂😂😂

    • @kakaldo11
      @kakaldo11 6 років тому +4

      and how are you currently?

    • @DakaONER94
      @DakaONER94 6 років тому +6

      Cucumber Nick feels like l only go backwards, you know new person same old mistakes. Solitube is bliss yet i know i got to be above it but nothing that has happened has been anything l can control. Failing to address the elephant in the room eventually l just keep on lying and let it happen. My expectation? It is not meant to be at the moment

    • @kakaldo11
      @kakaldo11 6 років тому +3

      DakaONER94 well, i guess you're changing... But I don't really mind -.-

  • @HydraDominus
    @HydraDominus 6 років тому +5608

    My opponent is a liar...
    And cannot...
    *And cannot be trusted*

    • @primitivechef8009
      @primitivechef8009 5 років тому +68

      "Mrs president, the Koreans are just outside our boarder what do we do?"
      "My OpPoNeNt Is A lIaR aNd He CaN nOt Be TrUsTeD

    • @jbweld6193
      @jbweld6193 5 років тому +21

      MAGA!!!

    • @iwanttoeatyoursocks2123
      @iwanttoeatyoursocks2123 5 років тому

      Sahib put this symbol * before and after a word

    • @chriswelcome8102
      @chriswelcome8102 5 років тому +3

      My opponent is a liar
      And cannot... Be...*
      *And cannot be trusted*

    • @lilgustav5065
      @lilgustav5065 5 років тому

      *Fuck*

  • @StathMIA
    @StathMIA 6 місяців тому +584

    Well, it's 2024 and we just had our first presidential debate. Can confirm, this bit still holds up.

    • @yourfather8619
      @yourfather8619 6 місяців тому +5

      XD

    • @jpmorganandco-k1y
      @jpmorganandco-k1y 6 місяців тому +5

      your joking right?

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@Oscar-je4pk lol idk man is he?

    • @Gtazoe
      @Gtazoe 5 місяців тому +2

      timless jokes

    • @BettiePagan
      @BettiePagan 2 місяці тому +9

      Just had your election and ohmygod this ages like a fine milk

  • @Bradman1978
    @Bradman1978 4 роки тому +10180

    The only weird thing about this clip is that the questioners ask a fair and logical question.

    • @herrikudo
      @herrikudo 4 роки тому +301

      God isnt that depressingly true

    • @AWMK101
      @AWMK101 4 роки тому +21

      They didn’t say a single thing

    • @ELFanatic
      @ELFanatic 4 роки тому +64

      "Questions that I don't like are unfair. *tears*"

    • @ThatOneGuyFromSchool
      @ThatOneGuyFromSchool 4 роки тому +25

      Plot twist: the original comment was made by Trump

    • @eazythedon54st
      @eazythedon54st 4 роки тому +54

      @@ELFanatic asking questions that are about facts and truth is considered being unfair to trump and his ppl

  • @lucasbauer2211
    @lucasbauer2211 5 років тому +1427

    "God she is such a Turd Sandwich"

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul 5 років тому +28

      Is a turd sandwich a turd between 2 pieces of bread or a triple decker, 3 shits stacked?

    • @dr.grapegissilent2353
      @dr.grapegissilent2353 5 років тому +5

      @@tinamoul wtf lol

    • @paulshaffer1541
      @paulshaffer1541 5 років тому +7

      I guess that would make trump the giant douche.

    • @TheGreekPianist
      @TheGreekPianist 5 років тому +2

      thereign Sounds delicious!

    • @kibakim
      @kibakim 5 років тому +1

      gold

  • @SWHalo2
    @SWHalo2 8 років тому +4907

    "Fuck, oh fuck. Why did it have to be her?"
    My thoughts exactly.

    • @SNN788
      @SNN788 7 років тому +161

      It shouldn't have been her, it should have been Bernie. But now, thanks to the DNC, we have a giant orange baby in the White House.

    • @SNN788
      @SNN788 7 років тому +30

      Buddy, at this point I'd say Trump 2018 is ambitious. Trump for prison 2020 maybe.

    • @dtice69
      @dtice69 7 років тому +49

      Buddy, do you really want Trump impeached? that means Pence is president. you know, Pence? that dude who actually IS everything the left says Trump is? no?
      oh well, get him impeached. the sad thing is the Bern victims think that somehow means Bernie might be president. not sure how they're coming to that conclusion...

    • @ryancortese1456
      @ryancortese1456 7 років тому +2

      420 likes

    • @malachi1767
      @malachi1767 7 років тому +1

      Madd Snork exactly

  • @thetf8142
    @thetf8142 3 роки тому +273

    The way he turns around and shakes his head is the best part of this segment

    • @ckosturik
      @ckosturik 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah... "Why the fuck did it have to be her" 😂😂😂

  • @phl6716
    @phl6716 5 років тому +2644

    I like how Hillary’s responses sound so rehearsed and robotic.

    • @Anarch_E
      @Anarch_E 5 років тому +70

      they were rehearsed XD

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 5 років тому +34

      Hillary IS a robot.
      And a reptilian too

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 5 років тому +49

      It's too good to be Hillary. The voice actor here actually has inflection. Hillary doesn't. It's funny because the voice actors are taught so much not to be monotone that she couldn't do it even in order to play an uncharismatic person like Hillary.

    • @ptolemyglenn79
      @ptolemyglenn79 5 років тому +13

      They were rehearsed and she was given the questions ahead of time. She lost the winnable election that was set up for her to win.

    • @slickbricknick123
      @slickbricknick123 2 роки тому

      Because that’s who she is. Same with Kamala. They don’t know how to be real people. Just dick suckers to the powerful

  • @animegx45
    @animegx45 8 років тому +3015

    One speaks his mind more than he should, the other is a pre-programmed robot.
    I'm reading the comments on how this is the actual debate, and I'm starting to think that those aren't jokes.

    • @benjaminpeterson6470
      @benjaminpeterson6470 8 років тому +54

      well for America it isn't a joke for the rest of the world however

    • @Teralek
      @Teralek 8 років тому +127

      Exactly. That is why South Park is the single best metaphor of society done in TV. Nothing else comes close.

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 8 років тому +17

      +Teralek
      Rick and Morty is bitching.

    • @cwlax4
      @cwlax4 8 років тому

      Hj

    • @kingplatypus3rd
      @kingplatypus3rd 8 років тому +16

      It really isn't how the debate went... like at all. Trump was interrupting Hillary (I don't know why Trey and Matt thought it'd be the other way around) and lying through his teeth the entire time. Hillary actually had answers to questions while Trump made a fool of himself by rambling on and on about completely unrelated things.

  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 6 років тому +19341

    “She’s not as bad as you think, I promise”
    “My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted”
    Hillary actually told the truth for once.

    • @Jim87_36
      @Jim87_36 6 років тому +974

      She's actually way worse than Matt and Trey understand

    • @maverickdarkrath4780
      @maverickdarkrath4780 6 років тому +675

      @@Jim87_36 this episode was made before a lot of Hilary's really big controversy's came to light they were sure she was going to win but hold and behold America wasn't stupid

    • @cthulhuschosen4173
      @cthulhuschosen4173 6 років тому +1064

      @@maverickdarkrath4780 america is stupid for the fact that hillary and trump were even candidates in the first place

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 5 років тому +192

      Roxas darkrath
      You mean before we found out she stole evidence from the Nixon investigation or before we found out she and Bill stole the furniture when they left the White House.
      Or do you mean just the stuff from this century (or even just this decade)?

    • @aquariusm.910
      @aquariusm.910 5 років тому +75

      @@cthulhuschosen4173
      Yeah but sadly who would've been a better option?
      Nether the Republicans or dems had anything better lol.
      Ted Cruz
      Bernie Sanders
      Jeb Bush
      Lincoln Chafee.
      To say some of the most recognizable.
      And those were and still are hot garbage, not to mention the other options were not even popular.

  • @chesscomsupport8689
    @chesscomsupport8689 6 місяців тому +319

    Biden's team after he said "We finally beat Medicare": 1:11

    • @SuperGreatSphinx
      @SuperGreatSphinx 6 місяців тому +2

      Asclepius

    • @vanillabatcave5677
      @vanillabatcave5677 6 місяців тому +35

      Trump VS Hilary was funny, Trump VS Biden was just sad.

    • @IDoThings490
      @IDoThings490 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, once again Trump could get beaten easily but once again the democrats have the "Why did it have to him?" candidate

    • @jerrygreenest
      @jerrygreenest 6 місяців тому +6

      @@vanillabatcave5677 I felt this sadness but just a little. Trump didn’t mock Biden much therefore it was almost as humanely process as possible.

    • @bethanysingsmrs849
      @bethanysingsmrs849 6 місяців тому

      lmao

  • @onijimbo
    @onijimbo 8 років тому +4491

    its even funnier now

    • @matthardy2822
      @matthardy2822 7 років тому +4

      Ayyyy, Animal Man! :D

    • @JustaCastle
      @JustaCastle 7 років тому

      +Pip Smith amen

    • @silaenus
      @silaenus 7 років тому +3

      666th like

    • @Just_Nice07
      @Just_Nice07 6 місяців тому +8

      its even more funnier now

    • @jeromebullard6123
      @jeromebullard6123 2 місяці тому +6

      And it’s WAAAAAYYYYY funnier now that he’s President again! 🤣

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 5 років тому +8852

    I can't wait to see what South Park does for 2020...

    • @SoranoGuardias
      @SoranoGuardias 5 років тому +670

      They had the entirety of this season mapped out according to the election polls, and when Trump won instead of Hillary, they had to quickly scrap and re-write the rest of the season. After that they said never again.

    • @roddevereaux1830
      @roddevereaux1830 5 років тому +161

      Lots of sleepy joe sniffing people i predict 😂 democrates have got zip bubkiss nadda. Trump will win 2020

    • @jerrykendall2426
      @jerrykendall2426 5 років тому +231

      @@Sorakeyblademaster37 you arnt the smartest chap are you, employment is highest it's ever been, immigration is high but its legal immigration (something trump openly pushed for) that Mark of the beast bs has nothing to do with trump, also Israel and the US have always had a good relationship and trump openly said he wanted to help them during his run for president, if you diddnt bother to look into his policy you can't be mad that you voted for him and he's actually delivered

    • @deathbydeviceable
      @deathbydeviceable 5 років тому +75

      @@Sorakeyblademaster37 I don't think you watch the right things

    • @WAAAAAAGH
      @WAAAAAAGH 5 років тому +50

      @@Sorakeyblademaster37 As someone who voted for him but not again in 2020 as well how about you use REAL examples that are relatable to centrists and moderates instead of silly shit? Like apparently being 100% for the 2nd amendment but then walking it back after one crazed gunman in las vegas and the same day called for restrictions on accessories. Or his repeated criticisms of past american presidents being too trigger happy and getting involved in foreign skirmishes but then jumped the gun on, now discovered to be, FAKED gas attack propaganda on Syria looking especially stupid when some of the bombings where by AMERICAN BACKED """rebel forces" because thats done so well in the middle east in the past.
      Ultimately the biggest failure in this administration isnt actually with trump but with the traitorous republican congressmen that have shown their true colors and voted against repeated measures to introduce "conservative" policies and rollback other regressive policies by former administrations in direct contradiction to the ideals of the party that they supposedly support. Both parties need to be burned to the ground at this point.

  • @mr.battle20
    @mr.battle20 5 років тому +12478

    I like that Trey Parker and Matt Stone constantly throw shit at both sides of the aisle. This is how comedy is SUPPOSED to be.

    • @alexthelarge6666
      @alexthelarge6666 5 років тому +121

      Mr. Battle the fake news media does this daily and I love it! Morons chasing a laser light that the POTUS waves around. Cutting off their own head.🤪

    • @KizaruB
      @KizaruB 5 років тому +13

      Simpson’s

    • @donovanmartin7946
      @donovanmartin7946 5 років тому +5

      Mr. Battle yes

    • @bfsgman
      @bfsgman 5 років тому +305

      Sometimes both side are equally full of shit and worthy of ridicule.

    • @danbam3411
      @danbam3411 5 років тому +50

      Mr. Battle something the Simpsons sucks at it now and family guy was never good at

  • @The_Lone_Wanderer_101
    @The_Lone_Wanderer_101 6 місяців тому +1039

    I never thought I’d see a president actually do worse than a South Park sketch 😂😂

    • @santiagobarrera2387
      @santiagobarrera2387 6 місяців тому +19

      That's very true sadly 😓😓

    • @ktm1125
      @ktm1125 6 місяців тому +62

      Biden would have done better if he just followed Hillary's plan of "My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted! What he is saying is simply not true." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bobbyknight3589
      @bobbyknight3589 6 місяців тому +7

      That is just dispressing 😢

    • @okayibelieveyou9330
      @okayibelieveyou9330 6 місяців тому +59

      yeah biden sucks and trump actually turned out to be better than trey and matt thought

    • @av3ngers17
      @av3ngers17 6 місяців тому +7

      @@okayibelieveyou9330 no

  • @hippa2dahoppa2
    @hippa2dahoppa2 6 років тому +3362

    his face tan lol

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 6 років тому +29

      Orange*

    • @througheverything
      @througheverything 6 років тому +73

      It’s a cross between Bernie Sanders and Trump

    • @bluecircle8960
      @bluecircle8960 5 років тому +3

      Its ment to make fun of trump of corse

    • @rorye4963
      @rorye4963 5 років тому +4

      @@bluecircle8960 im usually not doushy like this but damn son learn to spell.

    • @bluecircle8960
      @bluecircle8960 5 років тому

      @@rorye4963 lol yeah man

  • @woodchuckcider1
    @woodchuckcider1 4 роки тому +12232

    "She really wants to put this country first"
    "My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted."
    Very true.

    • @trevorbilliot2625
      @trevorbilliot2625 4 роки тому +631

      "She's the one who at least has some experience. She's not as bad as you think, I promise. And unlike me she's actually capable of running this country"
      "My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted."
      So true

    • @logicprevails2790
      @logicprevails2790 4 роки тому +24

      Yeah right

    • @thornage2333
      @thornage2333 4 роки тому +25

      Get out of your own way turd sandwich lol

    • @mailnoslihp95
      @mailnoslihp95 4 роки тому +54

      All of you guys are idiots. Hilary will never be president and she is useless

    • @SmokeSAS
      @SmokeSAS 4 роки тому +56

      Slutty Pilgor I’m afraid you are literally supporting this comment section.

  • @hongquiao
    @hongquiao 8 років тому +568

    "Get out of your own way!" .............. That fucking killed me! :D

    • @TyranMingHao
      @TyranMingHao 8 років тому +99

      - cannot be trusted!

    • @brycehayes9701
      @brycehayes9701 8 років тому

      hongquiao what killed me is that she actually listened XD

    • @unkyal6900
      @unkyal6900 8 років тому +1

      hongquiao

    • @alltherage8495
      @alltherage8495 8 років тому +4

      PARANOIA AGENT AHHH!

    • @shotgunpete5117
      @shotgunpete5117 8 років тому +3

      It is very accurate, this election is not about who will make the better arguments but who will sabotage his own campaign the least. The difference is it sometimes seems like Trump actually does it on purpose while Hillary and her staff are just that fucking incompetent. So based on that I'd say Hillary deserves to lose more xD But she'll probably win.

  • @gamingmoth4542
    @gamingmoth4542 2 місяці тому +71

    2016: "My opponent is a lier."
    2020: *incoherent senile mumbling*
    2024: "I was born in a middle class family."

  • @Octorock48
    @Octorock48 8 років тому +3148

    So if Trump wins, does that mean Garrison is gonna be president in the next 4 seasons?? that be interesting

    • @levoGAMES
      @levoGAMES 8 років тому +280

      Mr. Slave his first lady :D

    • @SuperMan-jg9jn
      @SuperMan-jg9jn 8 років тому +152

      Ooh Jesus Christ!

    • @hater9117
      @hater9117 8 років тому +230

      Well I know who Im voting for now

    • @theclockworkman1972
      @theclockworkman1972 8 років тому +11

      David Mason-Jar Next 8 seasons*

    • @whoopsnotanymore7621
      @whoopsnotanymore7621 8 років тому +15

      Caitlyn Jenner would be first lady. Garrison and Mr. Slave are probably over because of Jenner. It's funnier that way.

  • @hdaviator9181
    @hdaviator9181 8 років тому +2053

    Turd Sandwich is actually a robotic crab person controlled by man bear pig.

    • @hdaviator9181
      @hdaviator9181 8 років тому +21

      Yes. The joke is that Al Gore goes looking for man bear pig and nobody believes him. Its not exactly a metaphor on global warming as much as a joke about how Al Gore sees global warming as if it where a monster in need of killing.

    • @smbmadman1
      @smbmadman1 8 років тому +31

      Whoa! Are you super cereal?!

    • @hdaviator9181
      @hdaviator9181 8 років тому +33

      Yes, I am HIV positive about this.

    • @theallyluche
      @theallyluche 8 років тому

      Ryan S. li

    • @hdaviator9181
      @hdaviator9181 8 років тому +12

      Don't tell Al Gore that.

  • @duyguozkann
    @duyguozkann 8 років тому +2105

    OMG this is one of the best politics related moments of south park

    • @6_6740
      @6_6740 8 років тому

      agreed

    • @toadlord8594
      @toadlord8594 8 років тому +33

      Poor Garrison, being genuine and honestly wants to do the right thing and he gets Fucked over LMAO XD

    • @jonathanvida78
      @jonathanvida78 8 років тому +20

      he speaks the truth! he had scissor sex when he was a women! you dont know the shit i done in the past!

    • @poketdoom
      @poketdoom 8 років тому

      Jonathan Vida one does not simply be a girl

    • @zla360
      @zla360 8 років тому +18

      Probably because this is the only politics related moment you actually understand lmao

  • @Marchand848
    @Marchand848 3 роки тому +554

    five years later and I am still shaking my head at how accurate this is.

    • @bellicose4653
      @bellicose4653 3 роки тому

      Is it though? Trump was actually trying to win the election. He certainly believed he was qualified, unlike Mr Garrison in this clip

  • @dragonnsv9710
    @dragonnsv9710 7 років тому +3017

    1:48 pretty much everyone whenever Hillary spoke.

    • @jeffethan6241
      @jeffethan6241 6 років тому +79

      This is why abortion is a thing lol am I right.

    • @RoyceInsanity
      @RoyceInsanity 6 років тому +63

      ikr hillary clinton is such a communist

    • @bechastime666
      @bechastime666 6 років тому +7

      Ze Medicine mann are you from snl?

    • @The-eo4lj
      @The-eo4lj 6 років тому +47

      Ze Medicine mann.. what? And what's better than Capitalism?

    • @DonsFan56
      @DonsFan56 6 років тому +42

      The Drevar probably working on potato farms on small, equal wages, not owning anything, the state owns it all, and the leader is paranoid and maintains full control over everybody and gives everyone little to no say. Capitalism, for me.

  • @jean-marcbrand1093
    @jean-marcbrand1093 7 років тому +18705

    This is funny whether you are a Republican or a Democrat.

    • @excanadianpheasant
      @excanadianpheasant 6 років тому +1309

      You know there’s one person from each side that finds this show extremely offensive

    • @VijemaVati
      @VijemaVati 6 років тому +471

      Benthegamer Yep, damn Mormons

    • @amandamcleod41
      @amandamcleod41 6 років тому +615

      Jean-Marc Brand I'm a trump supporter and this fucking killed me lol! However this isn't me trying to be political I respect everyones opinions! I'm just saying that this is a classic now and never gets old!

    • @FTZPLTC
      @FTZPLTC 6 років тому +40

      Is it equally depressing as well?

    • @mile_high_topher
      @mile_high_topher 6 років тому +22

      +Ry Guy I mean... I get democrats having a problem with that... But republicans? The guy they voted for, if Cohen is to be believed, accepted help from a hostile foreign nation to win. The DNC favoring a candidate who is actually a member of their party makes sense. At the worst that's like some high school baseball level bullshit right there. But supporting a guy who arguably committed treason? C'mon son, that's Major League, New York Yankees level fuckery right there. You can't lost respect for Hillary over something like that and still be okay with what's arguably treason.

  • @borediideath6526
    @borediideath6526 8 років тому +1228

    Five bucks says the twist is that Turd Sandwich is actually a robot.

    • @onetofew1
      @onetofew1 8 років тому +2

      Sniper Melon your on

    • @ultrarationalist7729
      @ultrarationalist7729 8 років тому +125

      She's an ad.

    • @Pop101aka
      @Pop101aka 8 років тому +1

      facts

    • @TheJohnZani
      @TheJohnZani 8 років тому +38

      no. she's a crab person

    • @JonMow
      @JonMow 8 років тому +8

      she's a hologram or crap people or even worse shes a man bear pig

  • @donaldtrumpselbow8142
    @donaldtrumpselbow8142 Рік тому +57

    This is more respectful and Intellectual than most real modern political debates…

  • @halcyon_official952
    @halcyon_official952 7 років тому +11614

    Very accurate representation of Hillary Clinton

    • @elgrigorio1
      @elgrigorio1 6 років тому +144

      Gimmick66 more than accurate.

    • @justwannabehappy6735
      @justwannabehappy6735 6 років тому +216

      And a good depiction of Trump. Perverted old man with a bad tan and no idea what he's doing.

    • @surferdude8086
      @surferdude8086 6 років тому +410

      @@justwannabehappy6735
      Hillary...... Is that you??

    • @saltysnake3774
      @saltysnake3774 6 років тому +105

      Wait, you think Obama got us into the debt we have now? That bullshit is a result of how badly Bush fucked up the economy. Obama fixed it. Otherwise, we'd be 35-40 trillion instead of 20-23 trillion.

    • @eKriZZLe
      @eKriZZLe 6 років тому +106

      @Drastic Pup
      Damn, I really hope you're a kid. Nobody questions that Trump is a pervert. He's even attracted to his own daughter. Why do you think Trump deserves credit for "maybe" getting us out of a war with North Korea that he almost started in the first place? And you think Obama put us into debt? You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe that. Bush handed Obama an endless Middle Eastern war and the mortgage crisis...on top of continuing to give Americans tax cuts. Obama was forced to bailout the banks in order to save the economy (something Bush and the Republicans had already begun to do). Obama's contribution to the debt was continuing Bush tax cuts to help struggling Americans during the recession and the ACA. It certainly wasn't the right time for healthcare reform, but it was sorely needed. That was his campaign promise and he wasn't going to break that promise just because Republicans are absolutely inept. Obama brought the deficit down from 1.4 trillion at the beginning of his presidency to 450 billion at the end, while still providing Americans healthcare. Trump has promptly begun to raise the deficit once more and by the end of his term, it will be back at 1 trillion.
      Let that sink in. Trump inherited a booming economy, near full employment, no wars draining the coffers, and no financial crises. He allowed corporations to bring home trillions of dollars maliciously stored overseas, gutted aid programs meant to help Americans...and he is STILL going to MORE THAN DOUBLE the deficit. He's not only a morally bankrupt piece of shit...but his fiscally inept as well. America's worst nightmare.
      Fuck Donald Trump. He deserves absolutely no respect.

  • @Rico-bt1yu
    @Rico-bt1yu 8 років тому +3373

    so is mr garrison president now?

    • @RevaliRavioli
      @RevaliRavioli 8 років тому +433

      yup

    • @josephvallo1176
      @josephvallo1176 7 років тому +42

      Shadow C. And for a joke a presidential version of the Star Wars imperial March happens

    • @andrewclark7269
      @andrewclark7269 7 років тому +103

      Yeah....f*cked em all.

    • @DieHarder4ever
      @DieHarder4ever 7 років тому +74

      fuck em all to death

    • @HendraAnggrian
      @HendraAnggrian 7 років тому +39

      so can we start teaching kids his evolution theory now?

  • @KevyNova
    @KevyNova 5 років тому +2495

    I still can’t believe that this actually happened.

  • @bentencho
    @bentencho 2 місяці тому +22

    The 2024 version: "I was born and raised in the middle class...."

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 8 років тому +345

    South Park is BRILLIANT. Always.

  • @Dreamspy93
    @Dreamspy93 8 років тому +2374

    This predicted the future.

    • @ejackh2826
      @ejackh2826 8 років тому +22

      EXACTLY TRUMP PRESIDENT AND CLINTONS A BI**H

    • @ejackh2826
      @ejackh2826 8 років тому +2

      no

    • @Dreamspy93
      @Dreamspy93 8 років тому +13

      EJackHBros ye

    • @alexlee2581
      @alexlee2581 7 років тому +7

      Ken Chen and guess what trump is doing in the White House. Making love to blow-up dolls cause his wife didn't want the "hardships" of being lady of America XD

    • @thewickedpidgin2139
      @thewickedpidgin2139 7 років тому +2

      Yea Pretty much

  • @SergioJoelLeivaBenegas
    @SergioJoelLeivaBenegas 8 років тому +1656

    Based on true events...

    • @gervldro
      @gervldro 7 років тому +5

      Indiana Jones 2 is creepy.

    • @cravinbob
      @cravinbob 7 років тому

      When where what???

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 7 років тому

      Before they happened

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 7 років тому +15

      Maybe Hillary clinton. Donald Trump has full capability to be president.
      He knows more about managing a country than she ever will

    • @Reb3nga
      @Reb3nga 7 років тому +3

      I nearly shat myself when I found out this is NOT a pre-elect comment. Holy shit hahahaha

  • @bigjoe.alienman4207
    @bigjoe.alienman4207 3 роки тому +93

    500 years will go by and this will still be hilarious for generations to come

    • @Gtazoe
      @Gtazoe 5 місяців тому

      timeless

  • @hansbarrels3722
    @hansbarrels3722 8 років тому +1460

    It looks like Mr. Garrison will be president for the next four years...

    • @ZakJordan98
      @ZakJordan98 8 років тому +5

      Hans Barrels Ooooh Geeeeeeeeeez!

    • @hansbarrels3722
      @hansbarrels3722 8 років тому +18

      Make South Park Great Again!

    • @raymondsoto2072
      @raymondsoto2072 7 років тому +85

      Hans Barrels The next EIGHT years😉

    • @peatrude4872
      @peatrude4872 7 років тому +109

      Don't you mean 8? ;)

    • @tonious35
      @tonious35 7 років тому +2

      It depends on the opponent that is backed by CNN. Chances are not good for the Democrats if it was being led by a person named Transa McDykenstein

  • @MrJJBhizzle
    @MrJJBhizzle 8 років тому +1776

    Does this mean Mr Garrison is president on the show now?

    • @street1008
      @street1008 8 років тому +173

      I hope so. While I miss having him as the teacher I also think it's perfect to keep him in place of "Trump".

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 8 років тому +162

      Honestly, just Garrison as president by itself is just a funny idea.

    • @tristanlesage8164
      @tristanlesage8164 7 років тому +86

      He is. And after Trump was elected they arranged his look to make him look more like Trump

    • @lovell3627
      @lovell3627 7 років тому +117

      Jordan Benans-Hillard the creators of the show said they won't make fun of Trump or politicians next season because it's oversaturated and they are jokes themselves

    • @jamesroby1948
      @jamesroby1948 7 років тому +8

      If you saw all of South Park series 20, you'd know the answer to that.

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 6 років тому +2595

    Nice try South Park, giving us actual footage of the debate.

    • @NotMe-yh5gi
      @NotMe-yh5gi 5 років тому +5

      WE WUZ VIKANGS!!! n shiet. The fuck do you mean “Took me time” are you a fucking boomer?

    • @the_endgame
      @the_endgame 5 років тому +4

      @Junius Argonon why ask stupid questions?

    • @NotMe-yh5gi
      @NotMe-yh5gi 5 років тому +4

      Junius Argonon did you really ask what’s a boomer when you’re capable of looking it up what a fucking boomer.

    • @lordunhold5381
      @lordunhold5381 5 років тому +4

      @Junius Argonon that is a fucking meme so calm down

    • @NotMe-yh5gi
      @NotMe-yh5gi 5 років тому +4

      Junius Argonon you’re right this isn’t a joke you fucking boomer

  • @pingusmcdingus5
    @pingusmcdingus5 2 місяці тому +69

    I see the UA-cam algorithm has brought us back together once again.

  • @mnmfreak502
    @mnmfreak502 4 роки тому +420

    Anyone remember when Hilary was on that hip hop radio station and she went out of her way to say she carried hot sauce on her at all times? My God cringey af.

    • @S3NDP13
      @S3NDP13 4 роки тому +23

      @@sully-coco Oh hell no! You just reignited my ptsd!

    • @metatv24
      @metatv24 4 роки тому +11

      Wait she actually said that 🤣 fucking Pokémon go to the polls was such a boomer way of getting us young people to vote 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

    • @rusianalf
      @rusianalf 4 роки тому +25

      in her defense have you ever tried eating a turd sandwich without hot sauce? it tastes like shit

    • @gilbert8162
      @gilbert8162 4 роки тому +4

      @@rusianalf with a hint of corn.

    • @wdfsmdu
      @wdfsmdu 4 роки тому +3

      Woah that’s so relatable to black people if I was black I would vote for her 100%.

  • @kkroeger5868
    @kkroeger5868 7 років тому +1785

    Let's not forget, this South Park episode was made before the actual 2016 election...it was scary accurate...

    • @borob.5168
      @borob.5168 6 років тому +267

      Actually they fucked up. The next episode was about HER winning. But when Trump won, they had to remade half of the episode.

    • @Cokenutz
      @Cokenutz 6 років тому +28

      K Kroeger it wasn't south park works on each episode for 6 days and airs it on the 7th day or Wednesday.

    • @Juventinos
      @Juventinos 6 років тому +51

      yap true, but the election ended one day before the episode aired, they had to redo half of it in one day because they were sure Hilary would win .

    • @patgogan7324
      @patgogan7324 6 років тому +10

      @@borob.5168 i thought they filmed two..just in case lol

    • @theomc1488
      @theomc1488 6 років тому +1

      Yh I remember watching it. It was freaky AF

  • @miaowang4981
    @miaowang4981 6 років тому +273

    Amazing scene. This is basically a replica of the real debates

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 5 років тому +6

      Miao Wang wait.....this is NOT the real debate?

    • @pnavrrha
      @pnavrrha 5 років тому +2

      Miao Wang I read that as diabetes since Cartman was the pp

    • @bellicose4653
      @bellicose4653 3 роки тому

      Is it though? Trump was actually trying to win the election. He certainly believed he was qualified

  • @robbmorris
    @robbmorris 4 роки тому +99

    "Will you just please shut up...GET OUT OF YOUR OWN WAY" 💀💀💀

  • @rogerzin125
    @rogerzin125 8 років тому +2236

    MR GARRISON WON!

    • @yogoshun
      @yogoshun 8 років тому +53

      This is literally the best thing about this election, which is really saying something.

    • @Pepe-lp6wk
      @Pepe-lp6wk 8 років тому +2

      rogerzin sinsin I'm excited to see what they do with this :D

    • @auDipquid
      @auDipquid 8 років тому +68

      Donald Trump made Mr Garrison the president in South Park. LOL This is beyond hysterical.

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 7 років тому +5

      aboomination
      With Paris Hilton up his ass.

    • @ChristophelusPulps
      @ChristophelusPulps 7 років тому +4

      Say what you will about Trump, but he's going to be a comedy goldmine.

  • @lloyd355
    @lloyd355 5 років тому +2999

    What the fuck did i start.

    • @BrainlessMonke
      @BrainlessMonke 4 роки тому +172

      Lmao. Because they're not even playing the same game. Trump is playing 4D Chess while the Dems are still stuck on Checkers.

    • @arcturus4762
      @arcturus4762 4 роки тому +186

      @wolfman02 America isn't racist and it's coming from a Latino... Seriously, my own country is more racist towards myself than that one. Plus, you need to be able to play 4D chess to turn 1 million into more than 7 billion my man

    • @zekejeager2451
      @zekejeager2451 4 роки тому +119

      @wolfman02 yes its racist. liek for example Just because someone is white they will constantly call him a racist and privileged. kek

    • @otogun3324
      @otogun3324 4 роки тому +8

      @@PaulPamVB The FBI and every other justice system agency has even admitted white people have it better concerning the law

    • @otogun3324
      @otogun3324 4 роки тому +9

      @@arcturus4762 He inherited more than 1 million it was 400 million which is close to half a billion. If you're a rich kid spoiled with all the exotics of life and given your daddies connections it's only expected you do something with it.

  • @brunop11
    @brunop11 5 років тому +1211

    I like how they showed her being given everything needed for the debate because they actually did give her the questions before the debate.

    • @MascotWP
      @MascotWP 5 років тому +12

      The primary debate- not the presidential

    • @JustinCrediblename
      @JustinCrediblename 4 роки тому +47

      @@MascotWP ...just because someone wasn't willing to sacrifice their life in order to release the behind the scenes information, doesn't mean that BUSINESS AS USUAL wasn't occurring.

    • @penmouse72
      @penmouse72 4 роки тому +20

      @@MascotWP Do you really believe your own bullshit? See only got caught in the primaries. Democrats are cheaters and HUGE cry babies.

    • @BeExpertGamer
      @BeExpertGamer 3 роки тому +1

      @@penmouse72 Well this comment did not age well

    • @penmouse72
      @penmouse72 3 роки тому +8

      @@BeExpertGamer It did? What part might I ask?

  • @VenomShotYou
    @VenomShotYou 2 місяці тому +18

    It's no wonder the creators sat out this cycle..They got this shit terribly wrong

    • @thejanssen6030
      @thejanssen6030 Місяць тому

      Not really. As inexperienced and toxic as Trump was, Hillary's limited mental abilities made her incapable of winning, much less running the country. And that's what this clip is showing. No matter how bad Trump gets, the Dems manage to choose a worse candidate. And no matter how rational and respectful the Reps can force themselves to be, the Dems always fall back on ignorance and hate.

  • @John-jl5et
    @John-jl5et 5 років тому +164

    This is why I love South Park. No political bias because everyone deserves to be made fun of. Thank you.

  • @robertthomas7094
    @robertthomas7094 5 років тому +1593

    South Park was the only television program that got the election right.

    • @filthyskrib9984
      @filthyskrib9984 4 роки тому +120

      They actually admitted to doing the episode as if Hillary won but then Trump won so they scrambled to rewrite it as soon as they caught wind
      Keep in mind they often only need a day to to put together an episode with all the animations and voice acting
      My source? The writers were talking about both of those things in the same interview from a couple years back

    • @LukeGeoDude
      @LukeGeoDude 4 роки тому +16

      ........................They definitely need more than a day for an episode.

    • @anguscampbell3020
      @anguscampbell3020 4 роки тому +43

      @@LukeGeoDude Its well known they do it in under 6 hours some times. Watch the 60 minutes special on south park. Its why south park feels frantic off the cuff its because they don't overthink it they just go in with a vague idea and hammer it out.

    • @LukeGeoDude
      @LukeGeoDude 4 роки тому +19

      The writing alone would take at least a few days, a full day at the very least. Then you have to record it, edit the whole thing, do the animations. There is no universe where all that is done in six hours. If you tell me the name of the special or where to find it, I would gladly watch it.

    • @anguscampbell3020
      @anguscampbell3020 4 роки тому +30

      @@LukeGeoDude My mistake, its done in 6 days but they are fucking cramming it I'm telling you. ua-cam.com/video/qgkbiVURAlQ/v-deo.html

  • @outforbeer
    @outforbeer 6 років тому +205

    "Get out of your own way"

  • @cyanide4420
    @cyanide4420 2 місяці тому +31

    I grew up in a middle class family

    • @palehorse3435
      @palehorse3435 2 місяці тому +7

      sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of campaigning with a cheney

    • @superitgel1
      @superitgel1 2 місяці тому +5

      * add irrational cackling *
      i'm black... erm. no indian

  • @zura8598
    @zura8598 8 років тому +1165

    Cartman: I just don't understand what's at bottom of a vagina.
    Heidi: Do you want me to show you?
    Cartman: HOLY SHIT!

    • @nathanleclerc3045
      @nathanleclerc3045 8 років тому +82

      it was so awkward but when he said "holy shit" I died

    • @Pwnedgamer94
      @Pwnedgamer94 8 років тому +21

      Captain Katsura makes it twice as funny when you consider that Kyle will be the last one of the boys to see a vagina

    • @trademarkjoe8879
      @trademarkjoe8879 8 років тому +7

      dude that was awesome cartmans a playerrr

    • @deatsbybre7162
      @deatsbybre7162 8 років тому +16

      Perhaps leaving Twitter is the best thing that has ever happened to Cartman, lol.

    • @rotraven
      @rotraven 8 років тому +2

      but horses do bite off weiners...

  • @danbam3411
    @danbam3411 4 роки тому +2926

    Still better than the Simpson’s irrelevant and stale attempt to satirize Trump and Family Guy’s horrible attempt to satire Trump while preferring Obama...South Park doesn’t give af about either side.
    _THAT’S_ how satire should be done.

    • @deathmetalelitist666
      @deathmetalelitist666 4 роки тому +58

      True

    • @gabrieldavis4434
      @gabrieldavis4434 4 роки тому +192

      Yep. Otherwise, it’s propaganda.

    • @hateUmankind
      @hateUmankind 4 роки тому +110

      The Simpsons was good show in early but it suck today should have retired season year ago this why i still watch South Park Today

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 4 роки тому +7

      Shiniest of turds

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 4 роки тому +96

      No, anyone who thinks that way just doesn't understand comedy and is still operating off of middle school logic. Not having a side isn't funny, what's funny is expressing some kind of relatable point of view. Most people hated both sides which is why this joke works, not just because they were randomly against both sides. If it was some super popular candidate vs some super unpopular candidate and tried to do this same bit it wouldn't work.

  • @fuppetti
    @fuppetti 8 років тому +517

    "She's not as bad as you think"
    No, she's far, FAR worse.

    • @eldritch6871
      @eldritch6871 8 років тому +6

      yeah, fuck Stone and Parker for this

    • @Southgarden116
      @Southgarden116 8 років тому +43

      Actually in this short clip they are not really on her side. Check the end "why the fuck it will have to be her?". Besides the joke that she is a mindless robot or "turd sandwich".

    • @eldritch6871
      @eldritch6871 8 років тому +6

      Southgarden116
      still, all in all the season is making Trump (Mr Garrison) out to be worse than hillary

    • @KiddGalaxxy
      @KiddGalaxxy 8 років тому +5

      FAR!!! FAAAAAAAR!!!!! Worst!!! Love South Park!! I will be voting for the Douche however. The witch is now putting her vote for Shillary Ads, On Demand South Park play back. {What a weasel} Some body probably told her that SP will vote for the Turd Sandwich... She's just such a Turd!!

    • @night1952
      @night1952 8 років тому +10

      Thing is she's not as bad as trump, but she's still fucking terrible. The whole point of this parody is that they're both the fucking worst possible candidates there could be.

  • @socialcommentary1014
    @socialcommentary1014 3 роки тому +700

    Five years out and this is still eerily prophetic and maddeningly true.

    • @SkylerPainter
      @SkylerPainter Рік тому +3

      How so

    • @Fender666Bass
      @Fender666Bass Рік тому

      @Skyler Widespread emboldened racism, attacks on education, walking back women's rights half a century, openly attacking LGBTQ rights, added more debt than any president in history, was caught in over 20,000 lies in four years, impeached twice, Covid, tried to overthrow the results of an election, I could go on.
      Don't be a dumbass.

    • @dannyz269
      @dannyz269 Рік тому +34

      Yea trump was only one of the most productive presidents we’ve had in our lifetime. So “maddeningly true.”

    • @Fender666Bass
      @Fender666Bass Рік тому

      @Danny Z A productive fascist is still a fascist, get fucked

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 Рік тому +18

      As many people hated Trump, I'm glad we got him in the first place for all the dank memes he produced

  • @HippoReddy
    @HippoReddy 8 років тому +5358

    Haha loled at this so hard. South park is the best :)

  • @Themonkeymartin
    @Themonkeymartin 8 років тому +123

    This is a very true satire of their actions.
    Both candidates instead of convincing you to vote for them instead makes you want to vote for the other.

    • @cravinbob
      @cravinbob 7 років тому +2

      For how many decades has there been a professional politician, a "qualified" candidate elected to office? All of them? Yes. And what good were they really? They were all shit with Obama being the corn kernel sitting atop the shit pile... Trump can't fuck anything up any worse than his predecessors!

    • @Joshpower57
      @Joshpower57 7 років тому +2

      Chase Hutchins he hasn't yet, the economy is doing great. Economists don't even understand how it's doing so well.

    • @Joshpower57
      @Joshpower57 7 років тому +1

      Chase Hutchins also Woodrow Wilson and fdr are the two best historical dictators in this country, both put in horrible policies we're still trying to recover from. An Woodrow's wife is technically the first female president, Wilson died before the end of his term and she took over instead of the VP.

    • @Joshpower57
      @Joshpower57 7 років тому

      Chase Hutchins you're making large generalizations, by your logic the stock market crashing is considered better for the middle class (when economists have stated that crashes can be beneficial for the rich in coming close to monopolies, just like too big to fail).
      The reason my statements are relevant is because the political policies enacted by both Woodrow and fdr are still in place. The federal reserve is still one of the most major problems the US faces, Woodrow was the assholes who enacted it. Social security and the majority of the new deal, along with the internment of US citizens being allowed is still a current issue with laws like ndaa. Basically what I'm trying to say is I have yet to see anything close to those policies in this first year. An all of this is basic history, an Woodrow Wilson's wife did takeover the final parts of his term when he died. You sound super triggered by the way, I'm just pointing out my opinion on what I've been educated on.

    • @danieldoyle6052
      @danieldoyle6052 7 років тому +1

      Because the economy takes years to react to changes in policy, so when a president does anything you won't notice the difference until a couple of years pass.
      On top of that trump really hasn't done anything at all so not much will change anywayr. He couldn't even repeal obama care

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 4 роки тому +1460

    Matt and Trey are either brilliant scientists, time travelers, or have profound common sense.

    • @Grggeorge
      @Grggeorge 3 роки тому +10

      Yes why would they do Clinton vs Biden tho?

    • @YouTubePurgetheblackplague
      @YouTubePurgetheblackplague 3 роки тому +10

      They wanted her over trump.

    • @nickbomb0995
      @nickbomb0995 3 роки тому +2

      Probably all three.

    • @nickbomb0995
      @nickbomb0995 3 роки тому +2

      @@UA-camPurgetheblackplague How?

    • @yurionagony7782
      @yurionagony7782 3 роки тому +3

      Actually they were sure Hilary would win, they hated her but they just hated Trump even more

  • @long_strong8843
    @long_strong8843 3 місяці тому +22

    1:49 "Fu, oh Fu, why the Fu did it have to be her, I am so F'ed"

    • @Deeeeezeeeee
      @Deeeeezeeeee 24 дні тому +1

      Democrats when Kamala stole her place as the Democrat candidate 😂

  • @WisecrackJax
    @WisecrackJax 5 років тому +3850

    Mr. Garrison would be a better president than Hillary.

    • @fatswissandtee
      @fatswissandtee 5 років тому +147

      Same with Trump and Hillary, but neither should have been options.

    • @georgeshelton6281
      @georgeshelton6281 5 років тому +9

      I now see very few pokes at Ike in this episode this time.

    • @WisecrackJax
      @WisecrackJax 5 років тому +49

      Fat Swiss and Tee Trump is a fantastic President.

    • @fatswissandtee
      @fatswissandtee 5 років тому +21

      @@WisecrackJax He's definitely not a bad one, but there were certainly better options.

    • @Anarch_E
      @Anarch_E 5 років тому +27

      @@fatswissandtee I can agree he was a decent choice over hillary. He does make mistakes sometimes isn't perfect, no one is, but thank god he actually beat her.

  • @nathanbaca5131
    @nathanbaca5131 4 роки тому +103

    🤦‍♂️ “She’s such a turd sandwich” has me dying every time.

  • @rosswood6181
    @rosswood6181 7 років тому +2491

    So much funnier and more creative than SNL, Parker , and Stone have crapped out more intelligence, than Tina Fey, Baldwin, etc , will ever possess

    • @Dankitude
      @Dankitude 7 років тому +114

      Ross Wood Parker and Stone are also not completely biased like SNL

    • @rosswood6181
      @rosswood6181 7 років тому +79

      Lightning Kachowski true, they have made painstaking efforts to hit every one on both sides

    • @drealgrin
      @drealgrin 6 років тому

      so mad

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 6 років тому +12

      Lightning Kachowski theyre not completely biased but they’re left leaning at the least lol

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 6 років тому +1

      they did crap it out though. They seemed to be obsessed with poop stuff

  • @bandit7459
    @bandit7459 2 місяці тому +23

    This was 100% more Kamala than Clinton.

    • @IronFreakV
      @IronFreakV 2 місяці тому +1

      They keep doing the same mistake and wondering why the most, again

    • @Pigsplayterraria
      @Pigsplayterraria 2 місяці тому

      Fr

  • @Brian-js6me
    @Brian-js6me 7 років тому +27

    This is literally what happened. He did everything a candidate could do to throw an election and she still managed to lose.

  • @Turtle9815
    @Turtle9815 8 років тому +501

    OMFG, people still take it seriously after this!? South Park, you are genius!

    • @ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming
      @ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming 8 років тому +40

      Well I mean
      people from the 2000s are pussies.
      They take everything too fucking seriously lol

    • @doggosuki
      @doggosuki 7 років тому +9

      19th century? what?

    • @magicman6725
      @magicman6725 7 років тому +9

      Gary Brock so he's from the 1800's

    • @Jorge-jv2pw
      @Jorge-jv2pw 7 років тому +3

      Gary Brock dude how old are you?

    • @Jorge-jv2pw
      @Jorge-jv2pw 7 років тому +5

      Gary Brock everyone uses lol so be quiet

  • @ovs4744
    @ovs4744 4 роки тому +437

    "she knows politics" is legit the biggest argument people had when voting for Hillary lmao

    • @obamaobama4955
      @obamaobama4955 3 роки тому

      lol she can’t know it that well if she lost the election

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight 3 роки тому +45

      Yeah, of course it was. Like, if you were going to chose between two plumbers, and only one of them "knows plumbing", how much more do you need to know?

    • @ovs4744
      @ovs4744 3 роки тому +1

      Claiming Light you legit have a single braincell

    • @FenceAKAGlasnost
      @FenceAKAGlasnost 3 роки тому +16

      @@claiminglight and one of them is saving a princess

    • @yurionagony7782
      @yurionagony7782 3 роки тому +8

      I mean compared to what y'all got,also why the fuck is always the two worse candidates

  • @chrisPbit
    @chrisPbit 8 років тому +470

    WELP 2016 election in a nutshell everybodyyyyyyyy

    • @bandoogiemanz
      @bandoogiemanz 8 років тому +17

      LMFAO. This sh*t happened in real life! rofl.

    • @seandafny
      @seandafny 8 років тому +4

      +bandoogiemanz bro im really like wtf

    • @brandonski1
      @brandonski1 8 років тому +1

      bandoogiemanz

    • @kuliet
      @kuliet 8 років тому +3

      chrisPbit that's kinda true

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 7 років тому +3

      Sad, but true.

  • @jefffraley7094
    @jefffraley7094 5 років тому +70

    "My opponent is a liar"
    The one guarantee for EVERY politician.

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 5 років тому +2

      As trump says he kept more promises than he did not.

  • @mohammadalitaqi1997
    @mohammadalitaqi1997 4 роки тому +1809

    She had entire Hollywood rooting for her still lost??😂😂😂😂

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 4 роки тому +382

      That’s part of the reason why she lost. Most people don’t like Hollywood hypocritical condescending celebrities who tell you how to live.

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 4 роки тому +27

      It is clear since campaign that trump cant do anything constructive. Usa vote on who can diss their opponent the most and look what we got now.

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 4 роки тому +66

      Eavy Eavy voters don’t vote for who will try to be the most constructive, they vote for who will be the least destructive. Neither Hillary or trump, or even joe Biden have any real vision for the American people. They are all self serving jackasses who got there because of their family ties or because they met people in an Ivy League frat house or some shit. America was built on anti government ideas, and really the main debate is whether government should be more intrusive and helpful, or smaller to preserve freedom.

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 роки тому +63

      Trump hasn't really done a lot, which is a good thing. The most impactful thing he has done is provide confidence to businesses, which has brought back jobs Obama said would never return(take that L you useless drone striking wanker).
      Politically, the most significant thing he has done is step foot in North Korea. So he's had at least two pretty positive things under his belt.

    • @mohammadalitaqi1997
      @mohammadalitaqi1997 4 роки тому +47

      @@cleanerben9636 why he gets alot of hate in America??Why he's usually termed as racist, fascist etc and why Hollywood is usually against him??I don't really get the hate he recieves

  • @lookra26
    @lookra26 7 років тому +3030

    Watching Hittlary lose was so satisfying.

    • @NotShowingOff
      @NotShowingOff 7 років тому +126

      Eric L high price to pay.

    • @Folk_var
      @Folk_var 7 років тому +159

      Better than a murderer, thief, and paedophile.

    • @3e32b05
      @3e32b05 7 років тому +236

      Kiquan Ringo at least he gave facts, all you provide is opinions. You sound like a 12 year old girl going off of what Twitter says about trump and saying "RACISM, SEXISM, XENOPHOBIA"

    • @3e32b05
      @3e32b05 7 років тому +108

      Kiquan Ringo never said I even liked him. Stay in scool kids

    • @3e32b05
      @3e32b05 7 років тому +122

      Kiquan Ringo u gave no facts to back up any argument in the first place. Even if you did now you would still seem childish. Stay in school kids.

  • @zacheryrancano2824
    @zacheryrancano2824 8 років тому +1522

    This election in a nutshell

    • @henryolsen6248
      @henryolsen6248 8 років тому +2

      lol

    • @zacheryrancano2824
      @zacheryrancano2824 8 років тому +12

      God we needed South Park. We got a joker on the right and a liar on the left and this election is tearing this country apart

    • @EthanW56
      @EthanW56 8 років тому +3

      we would get along... very very well

    • @zacheryrancano2824
      @zacheryrancano2824 8 років тому

      Ethan Wimer Totally. /)

    • @Remindercat
      @Remindercat 8 років тому +20

      Why do you bother arguing about a douche and a turd. they both fucking suck

  • @kkkommiessuckballs9389
    @kkkommiessuckballs9389 8 років тому +348

    lmao, Hillary will just read whatever you put on her teleprompter, *sigh*

    • @hippiessuckman
      @hippiessuckman 8 років тому +9

      Hillary sigh

    • @violenceisbad6705
      @violenceisbad6705 8 років тому +3

      That's so true (laugh).

    • @Snowboarderr4Life
      @Snowboarderr4Life 8 років тому +9

      You realise this is a cartoon right?

    • @pamik
      @pamik 8 років тому +2

      you mean Turd Sandwich?

    • @thewiseone6899
      @thewiseone6899 8 років тому +5

      It is made by real people living in a real world who look at things a little differently from your average brainwashed turd.

  • @RowanDuke
    @RowanDuke 2 місяці тому +13

    I feel like they predicted both elections in one episode

  • @tabifiedler6944
    @tabifiedler6944 5 років тому +76

    “Get out of your own way.” Lmao.

  • @steffna
    @steffna 8 років тому +207

    the only thing that still makes sense today, after 20 years, is south park

    • @TheRealFobican
      @TheRealFobican 8 років тому +19

      Amen

    • @elvismanhattan284
      @elvismanhattan284 8 років тому +1

      southpark sucks this days lets be real

    • @TheRealFobican
      @TheRealFobican 8 років тому

      @elvis manhattan
      Because it doesn´t fit your views or could it be that even South Park is beginning to become what it´s based onto which is what the news tells you what they think you should think is real?
      To some degree, I have began to see the second thing unfolding such as the massive misguiding of what really happened during the michael brown shooting which, as you might understand, is just because it makes a great story for the news agencies. I can tell I´m not even surprised it would go that far though.

  • @NaviRyan
    @NaviRyan 8 років тому +347

    So is mr. Garrison being president is now canon in South Park

    • @Gskar009
      @Gskar009 8 років тому +61

      Better then a madwoman who wants to start a war with Russia. Both were shit but one was war shit

    • @psychedeliccarrie5921
      @psychedeliccarrie5921 7 років тому +12

      Wooo wooo wooo, it's "You're", and we end our sentences with punctuation.

    • @Grottogoob
      @Grottogoob 7 років тому +9

      momus scythe Lol as if climate change isn't natural and hasn't happened throughout the course of history

    • @Grottogoob
      @Grottogoob 7 років тому +5

      Psychedelic Lizard No it's Your

    • @AlPinski
      @AlPinski 7 років тому +2

      wow, you are such a stupid fuck.

  • @stupiditycauldron6968
    @stupiditycauldron6968 4 роки тому +28

    2016: My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted!
    2020: Will you shut up maaaan!

  • @dognosed
    @dognosed 8 років тому +575

    This is just a reupload of the real presidential debate though.

    • @spammed999
      @spammed999 8 років тому +13

      no but you probably wish it was.

    • @dognosed
      @dognosed 8 років тому +29

      I don't have to wish for it, it's right here.

    • @jamesmoriarty8047
      @jamesmoriarty8047 8 років тому +12

      No, it's a reboot.

    • @areskrieger5890
      @areskrieger5890 8 років тому +6

      It is pretty representative as Hillary appeared robotic and Trump went off his rocker a little, and the polls after still showed Trump ahead though since then they are ever so slightly in her favor

    • @reggiefreeborn2143
      @reggiefreeborn2143 8 років тому +8

      +Ares Krieger those online polls were vote bombed by people who browse /pol/ , a neo nazi board on 4chan. i know this because they started off topic threads on non political boards to have people vote or bot vote them.
      trunp did atrocious in the debate and did more then just get "alittle" off his rocker

  • @daedlus7323
    @daedlus7323 4 роки тому +565

    This isnt even satire, this actually happened.

    • @peposo7
      @peposo7 4 роки тому +2

      Not really.

    • @daedlus7323
      @daedlus7323 4 роки тому

      @@peposo7 ?

    • @heelrarenederlander
      @heelrarenederlander 4 роки тому +1

      When did bernie act like this

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 4 роки тому +12

      @@heelrarenederlander it's Donald Trump

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker 4 роки тому +1

      @@peposo7 Ya really. The votes were in favor of Hilary and she conceded.

  • @b1merio
    @b1merio 8 років тому +745

    You member when you could watch every episode of South Park on the South Park Studios website for free?

    • @soundoverdose3134
      @soundoverdose3134 8 років тому +107

      pepperigde farms remembers

    • @emile8197
      @emile8197 8 років тому +70

      Oh yes!! I 'member!

    • @vyalint
      @vyalint 8 років тому +88

      oh I member

    • @iLexo
      @iLexo 8 років тому +58

      Member when the episodes were random and did not hold together? Member when Kenny was a fucking character?

    • @vyalint
      @vyalint 8 років тому +74

      oh I member

  • @Nman222223
    @Nman222223 6 місяців тому +10

    Man this aged like fine wine

  • @falconreachhero5786
    @falconreachhero5786 4 роки тому +46

    "...she is capable of running this country."
    Hears her answer.
    "Probably not."

  • @joeysousa310
    @joeysousa310 5 років тому +27

    The hope in the eyes of her campaign advisors before she says the line the first time is what sends me every time I watch this

  • @Triffgits
    @Triffgits 5 років тому +42

    This aged so well

  • @BajGer12331
    @BajGer12331 2 місяці тому +19

    exactly what kamala did LMAO

  • @TheMaxAttacks14
    @TheMaxAttacks14 5 років тому +1152

    1:49 my actual reaction to when my professor paired me with my ex girlfriend for a project

    • @panzerfich
      @panzerfich 5 років тому +35

      F

    • @danee1639
      @danee1639 5 років тому +37

      bro what happened after? we need a story

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 5 років тому +27

      lilbitch They probably fucked or just probably fucked but the project

    • @Kelmire1
      @Kelmire1 5 років тому +7

      Sometimes in Chemistry class, it's better to just stick with what you know, kid.

    • @firstnamelastname7079
      @firstnamelastname7079 5 років тому +5

      its awkward,after you cheated on her

  • @Zessionn
    @Zessionn 6 років тому +202

    *MY OPPONENT IS A LIAR AND HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED!*

  • @spheric5725
    @spheric5725 6 років тому +432

    I really like how they really showed how incompetent Hillary and her campaign. This isn’t too far from exaggeration.

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 6 років тому +54

      DNC: "There's no way Hillary can lose this"
      Hillary: "Hold my beer"

    • @toon_scaling
      @toon_scaling 6 років тому +4

      They made fun of both of them tho

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 5 років тому +7

      Spheric they also showed how Trump (or in this case Mr Garrison) is very incompetent too

    • @BB-ce5ev
      @BB-ce5ev 5 років тому

      @@Jzombi301 🙄

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 5 років тому +3

      Robert Olin DNC: HOW!!! How did you fuck this up so badly even AFTER WE SCREWED BERNIE OVER FOR YOU!!!

  • @ckosturik
    @ckosturik 3 роки тому +30

    Why does this clip never get old? It's still hilarious years after it came out!

  • @fiendishpoptart4896
    @fiendishpoptart4896 5 років тому +37

    1:47 the most human reaction I think I’ve ever seen

  • @KodachiC
    @KodachiC 8 років тому +118

    People said that this was a reflection of the debates.
    I think it's more reflective of the election in general.

    • @siircartiier
      @siircartiier 7 років тому +1

      KodachiC its America summed up