4 Levels of Pizza: Amateur to Food Scientist | Epicurious

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  • @HaloInverse
    @HaloInverse 5 років тому +16265

    I aspire to Level 3's precision, Level 2's heart, and Level 1's economic sensibilities.

    • @Dichtsau
      @Dichtsau 5 років тому +204

      but...lvl 1 wasted money on premade sauce instead of making it himself, lvl 2 didn't show any heart with that poorly topped pizza and lvl 3 had absolutely no precision he just wasted a shitload of time for a tiny pizza with poor topping... ._.

    • @itswaters8970
      @itswaters8970 5 років тому +552

      Dichtsau yeah ok

    • @Crying2Death
      @Crying2Death 5 років тому +616

      Dichtsau nah lvl 2 had lots of heart Whatchu mean brah

    • @Sara-em7wz
      @Sara-em7wz 5 років тому +430

      Dichtsau damn you’re negative af👎🏽

    • @Dichtsau
      @Dichtsau 5 років тому +36

      @@Sara-em7wz i'm not negative, i'm critical about unthought-of utterances. his/her comment was 100% nonsense, at least if u have as much clue of serious pizzabaking as the lvl 2 should've alrdy had.

  • @billykranberry6077
    @billykranberry6077 5 років тому +11867

    "Here's a pizza for my Richie"
    *god bless sweet beth*

  • @p0rt3r
    @p0rt3r 5 років тому +11255

    Level 1: "I bought this dough."
    Level 2: "I made this dough."
    Level 3: "I inherited this dough from the original inventor of the pizza. The yeast in here is still from his first batch and it's been blessed by the pope. Twice."

    • @khem8998
      @khem8998 5 років тому +181

      Green Giant the dough was the first pope

    • @OmniversalInsect
      @OmniversalInsect 5 років тому +47

      Why is this comment so underrated

    • @noellool3386
      @noellool3386 5 років тому +6

      p0rt3r i liked just to ruin your 666 likes

    • @goozer326
      @goozer326 5 років тому +92

      Level 4: I have become the dough

    • @Iris-xi6os
      @Iris-xi6os 5 років тому +16

      @@goozer326 YOU ALMOST MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK 😂😂

  • @gursimransingh0404
    @gursimransingh0404 4 роки тому +4349

    We all know why Frank isn't here its because he's growing his wheat to make the flour and making cheese from milk

    • @shrutimangal4425
      @shrutimangal4425 3 роки тому +191

      Extracting his own salt from the ocean and oil from olives 🚶🏾‍♀️

    • @mattt__9260
      @mattt__9260 3 роки тому +54

      We do love him tho

    • @nounpap_yt8166
      @nounpap_yt8166 3 роки тому +43

      And he’s harvesting potatoes in the garden for the mashed potatoes

    • @itzyaboi4297
      @itzyaboi4297 3 роки тому +9

      @@nounpap_yt8166 atleast he isn't smoking it with hay.

    • @syoncheung
      @syoncheung 3 роки тому +1

      haha so funny

  • @user-pf3zb7lv9b
    @user-pf3zb7lv9b 5 років тому +14717

    Level 1: hi im steven
    Level 2: hi im beth
    Level 3: i have single handedly fed the italian army in both world wars

    • @aldotase
      @aldotase 5 років тому +130

      Huntter2323 IM CHOKING 💀😭😂😂😂

    • @geoffmcgowan
      @geoffmcgowan 5 років тому +40

      Reality, where is the fourth level? Not just on this video...
      ON ALL OF THEM

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname 5 років тому +29

      @@geoffmcgowan The food science person

    • @geoffmcgowan
      @geoffmcgowan 5 років тому +4

      @@sirboringname ok... the other three levels are shown.. if it's 4 where the hell is it

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname 5 років тому +37

      @@geoffmcgowan *The food scientist*

  • @ispendtoomuchtimeonthisweb3296
    @ispendtoomuchtimeonthisweb3296 5 років тому +3368

    Level 1 Estimated Prep Time: 30 minutes
    Level 2 Estimated Prep Time: Overnight
    Level 3 Estimated Prep Time: *3 years*

    • @Bat-talk
      @Bat-talk 5 років тому +18

      Aged cheese

    • @ryangamv8
      @ryangamv8 5 років тому +105

      They didn't really describe the starter correctly. A starter is basically like a plant, you have to feed it new flour periodically and you can "harvest" from it as many times as you like. So it's not like this thing they aged for 3 years *just* for this one pizza, they've been using the starter for years and can continue using it indefinitely. Also I don't think a 3 year old starter would be much different to a 1 month old one anyway.

    • @kuzidas9745
      @kuzidas9745 5 років тому

      I spend too much time on this website thats just perp btw not the entire cooking process and stuff

    • @platdragon9526
      @platdragon9526 5 років тому +6

      @@ryangamv8 no it will make a difference

    • @bongothepsycho7280
      @bongothepsycho7280 5 років тому +7

      you have to plant some tomato plant first before making the sauce

  • @MrPhins
    @MrPhins 5 років тому +5527

    Rumor has it Stephen initially was trying to figure out a way to add half a cheesecake to his pizza recipe.

    • @meba671
      @meba671 5 років тому +89

      Lord knows he had enough in his pancakes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ProllyTiyed
      @ProllyTiyed 5 років тому +27

      All the uncultured swines who liked this need to go educate themselves🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielle15ann
      @danielle15ann 5 років тому +7

      Lmaooo

    • @Bloodbane15
      @Bloodbane15 5 років тому +35

      gotta use the other half from breakfast

    • @blueshanks1
      @blueshanks1 5 років тому +42

      he wanted to replace the mozarelle cheese with the chessecake

  • @matthewbiag861
    @matthewbiag861 2 роки тому +306

    Stephen: your pizza will be ready in 30 minutes
    Beth: Your pizza will be ready in 2 days
    Sim: Your pizza will be ready in 3 years
    Edit: Now my pizza from Sim is finally ready

  • @sahilnaik6353
    @sahilnaik6353 5 років тому +7577

    Legend says he's still adding flavor.

    • @astronomicaldisaster
      @astronomicaldisaster 5 років тому +18

      Lmao

    • @flavorymeme8241
      @flavorymeme8241 5 років тому +96

      Flavuh*

    • @morpheus9648
      @morpheus9648 5 років тому +14

      @@flavorymeme8241 flOvoH*

    • @YsaKand
      @YsaKand 5 років тому +115

      I'm a baker too ( but i'm 20 y.o ), and the funny thing is that in the comment every one is joking about that.... but most pro bakers do that in order to have a great dough ( where i work we have a 7 years old starter x), it really do bring a lot of flavour ). It's our job to provide great flavour to our customer, even if we have to prep a long time ahead. He probably annoys most of the viewers because he sound cocky, but honestly he just look confident to me, like most of the chef I know. ( sorry if my english is bad, I'm french )

    • @roem_doma
      @roem_doma 5 років тому +20

      @@YsaKand I agree. Your English is not bad btw

  • @theassholewhoisanasshole8766
    @theassholewhoisanasshole8766 5 років тому +2015

    Level 1: "Little bit on the healthier side"
    Also level 1
    *Adds half a cheesecake to pancake mix*

  • @valerialucas2219
    @valerialucas2219 3 роки тому +609

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    Beth: "this is my pizza for my Richi"
    that melted my heart ;((

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 3 роки тому +12

      You couldve just said
      When beth talked about her grandson or something it melted my heart

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 3 роки тому

      Oh wait it was 3 months ago

    • @summerbreeze9576
      @summerbreeze9576 3 роки тому +7

      @@lemondigit7309 why is that better than her way of saying it

    • @Sander12348
      @Sander12348 Рік тому +1

      @@summerbreeze9576 because it’s not a meme format. A bit tactless due to the subject matter

    • @summerbreeze9576
      @summerbreeze9576 Рік тому

      @@Sander12348 so what get a life

  • @sefferz7582
    @sefferz7582 5 років тому +1698

    these videos usually consist of the level 2 and 3 chefs contradicting each other and the level 1 chef having no idea what they're doing

    • @craftit290loop8
      @craftit290loop8 5 років тому +38

      This is scary accurate

    • @johnnyappleseed4279
      @johnnyappleseed4279 5 років тому +44

      To be fair, the level 3 chefs do some extra stuff a lot of the times 😂 at least the level 2 chef is practical.

    • @Catani99
      @Catani99 5 років тому +36

      Or Level 1 and 2 contradicting each other and level 3 producing everything by hand at a farm.

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 5 років тому +4

      That is kinda the point

    • @selassieaspen9940
      @selassieaspen9940 5 років тому

      That lvl 1 is a actor.

  • @zandrar3986
    @zandrar3986 5 років тому +1237

    level 3: leave overnight, leave 24 hours, make starter 3 years in advanced
    also level 3: ADD IN SUGAR TO REDUCE COOK TIME OF THE SAUCE

    • @simonli4484
      @simonli4484 5 років тому +9

      Suger.

    • @solliedgold5100
      @solliedgold5100 5 років тому

      Suger

    • @Teen-Tok-Shorts
      @Teen-Tok-Shorts 5 років тому

      Suger

    • @zandrar3986
      @zandrar3986 5 років тому +4

      sam y yall spelling sugar wrong..

    • @xbigsoup
      @xbigsoup 5 років тому +2

      yeah so obviously that means that reducing the cook time won't affect the flavor, or else he wouldn't have said to do it

  • @Roxyhowards
    @Roxyhowards 5 років тому +3479

    "People make a mistake here and they put too much sauce"
    -Cuts to stephen

    • @bryanflores2823
      @bryanflores2823 5 років тому +10

      effy pap best part

    • @windy8872
      @windy8872 5 років тому +47

      I love my pizza smothered in sauce

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 5 років тому +1

      wow

    • @microwavegoblin
      @microwavegoblin 5 років тому

      I was the 1000th like😊

    • @SwastikSwarupDas
      @SwastikSwarupDas 5 років тому +2

      he put his fingers in the sauce and used a pin foor the dough, whats he trying

  • @cyrobendelack813
    @cyrobendelack813 4 роки тому +89

    Steven isn't a professional chef, but he's professional at keeping my heart warm

  • @thebuddercweeper
    @thebuddercweeper 4 роки тому +2826

    Level 1: "So this recipe is going to take you less than an hour."
    Level 2: "So this recipe might take a couple of hours."
    Level 3: "So you're going to want to start this recipe before you have children so that it will be ready for them to eat just before they die in about 80 years."

    • @marshms4114
      @marshms4114 4 роки тому +74

      level 4: “you might want to start this recipe while u are a fetus so that it’s done 24 hrs before u die at 93”

    • @omarplay2978
      @omarplay2978 4 роки тому +29

      itż_ marshyy229 level 5 so you want to start this now so that your great grandchildren can eat

    • @virtemozh1757
      @virtemozh1757 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahahahaaa ok

    • @noahanimates5005
      @noahanimates5005 4 роки тому +10

      Omarplay2 level 6: so you want to start right before you die so everyone at your funeral can eat it

    • @srdjanristic4726
      @srdjanristic4726 4 роки тому +14

      @@noahanimates5005 Level 7:Ok so you wanna start this when you are born so people dont die from starvation 2000 years later

  • @jayministry5643
    @jayministry5643 5 років тому +12453

    Pretty much every episode
    Level 1: ok guys I got some shredded cheese from my local Walmart
    Level 2: I got my cheese from the dairy market that sells Wisconsin cheese
    Level 3: alright first guys we gotta buy a cow

    • @jona5398
      @jona5398 5 років тому +419

      Wrong, you have to raise the cow

    • @tianxiaozhang
      @tianxiaozhang 5 років тому +266

      @@jona5398 and massage her daily with Beethoven...

    • @dnapoli04
      @dnapoli04 5 років тому +267

      Jojo _ no first you give birth to the cow yourself

    • @cloutgrandpa2874
      @cloutgrandpa2874 5 років тому +140

      No the cow must be organic and bred by a sacred octopus

    • @nindiasharma717
      @nindiasharma717 5 років тому +7

      😂 😂

  • @stevene6181
    @stevene6181 5 років тому +10674

    Level 3 cook: Honey I'm making pizza for dinner.
    Wife: awesome, when will it be ready?
    Level 3 cook: Next week.

    • @imiguifurr
      @imiguifurr 5 років тому +693

      Next week I'll start growing the wheat for the flour... The blue moon really brings out the f l a v o u r

    • @flaminak7894
      @flaminak7894 5 років тому +62

      Can u knot? 😂😂

    • @leoa4c
      @leoa4c 5 років тому +64

      And the wife will eat mostly coal.

    • @arm3tt418
      @arm3tt418 5 років тому +22

      Can u knot? Lmaooo

    • @arm3tt418
      @arm3tt418 5 років тому +1

      Steven E 💀💀

  • @pandamilkshake
    @pandamilkshake 3 роки тому +382

    Lvl 3 chef: So we're gonna add the starter which has been ageing for 3 years which will add flavour, +5 attack, +2 defence and we're gonna enchant it with an elder dragon's scale which is gonna add even more flavour.
    Edit: The person who edited this video is a god-level troll.

  • @probablyislukem
    @probablyislukem 5 років тому +2452

    Level 1: 30 mins on a good day
    Level 2: a solid day
    Level 3: "this ones been around for about 3 years"

    • @PaladinLostHour
      @PaladinLostHour 5 років тому +31

      Sourdough Starters last forever. It's not like he's done anything special. With that starter, once you get it going, you just add some flour and water to bring it back up.

    • @91Metalhead
      @91Metalhead 5 років тому +84

      I inherited this dough from my grandma.

    • @probablyislukem
      @probablyislukem 5 років тому +6

      @@PaladinLostHour yeah I know its a joke

    • @JesusCampos-tz3ho
      @JesusCampos-tz3ho 5 років тому

      Ha

    • @tiacho2893
      @tiacho2893 5 років тому +20

      @@PaladinLostHour My exgirlfriend has a yogurt culture (similar in idea to a sourdough starter) that her grandmother smuggled over from India in the 1960s.

  • @Wordofboredom
    @Wordofboredom 5 років тому +2365

    One thing I learned is that Richie is really lucky.

    • @arunaspaul784
      @arunaspaul784 5 років тому +3

      How

    • @snorm456
      @snorm456 5 років тому +36

      @@arunaspaul784 cuz richie is the granny's wife

    • @generaldefenseyt6517
      @generaldefenseyt6517 5 років тому +107

      @@snorm456 umm....I'm pretty sure it's the Granny's Husband.

    • @snorm456
      @snorm456 5 років тому +27

      @@generaldefenseyt6517 yea thats what i meant

    • @sarastein4882
      @sarastein4882 5 років тому +25

      Arunas Paul bc richie has the nicest woman in the world as a wife

  • @Berth407
    @Berth407 5 років тому +1681

    Level 3: OK so we’re back and it’s been a month...

    • @taviaaaa6423
      @taviaaaa6423 5 років тому +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ethanmccue4468
      @ethanmccue4468 5 років тому +17

      Actually, this video it is 3 years because of his water

  • @ismokealone1873
    @ismokealone1873 3 роки тому +107

    Steve did amazing especially for being the amateur chef, they all look delicious

  • @naomic6578
    @naomic6578 5 років тому +1849

    level 1 chef: dinner will be ready in an hour
    level 2 chef: dinner will be ready tomorrow
    level 3 chef: dinner will be ready in three years

    • @mehedimisson
      @mehedimisson 5 років тому +20

      People died out without having any bite of the pizza while hungry

    • @scoutskills3584
      @scoutskills3584 5 років тому +1

      Level 5 chef yeah the pizza it’ll be done maby later

    • @EminoMeneko
      @EminoMeneko 5 років тому

      Chef used a prepared starter that is 3 years old. Cooks the pizza in less than 5 minutes...

  • @wintrqi9884
    @wintrqi9884 5 років тому +563

    Level one: add dry basil
    Level two: add fresh basil
    Level three: add whole Basil plant including the soil to add FlaVoR

    • @Stormthorn67
      @Stormthorn67 5 років тому +1

      I would do it too. I love basil.

    • @isamunhos4542
      @isamunhos4542 5 років тому

      I thought you were saying 'Brazil' for a sec here

  • @chrisportillo
    @chrisportillo 5 років тому +9054

    Level 3 sounds like he's guarding a castle

    • @jacobmusgrave3088
      @jacobmusgrave3088 5 років тому +170

      No that's called Londoners

    • @HarrisonDavies
      @HarrisonDavies 5 років тому +138

      Your mum smelled of elderberries

    • @Rott.221
      @Rott.221 5 років тому +31

      He IS older than everyone and their mom and Pet dog

    • @cent0r
      @cent0r 5 років тому +33

      @@HarrisonDavies your dads a hamster

    • @cent0r
      @cent0r 5 років тому +57

      he's guarding riverrun from the lannisters

  • @cash8488
    @cash8488 3 роки тому +259

    “This has been fermenting for about three years”
    Did I hear that right?

    • @yayo3187
      @yayo3187 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @smolbean6652
      @smolbean6652 3 роки тому +54

      It’s a sourdough starter; they can go on for years, and even be a generational heirloom! The more fermented, the better :)

    • @forbiddenevil1
      @forbiddenevil1 3 роки тому +9

      Yep, you "feed it" all the time, adding whatever you've taken from it...

    • @forbiddenevil1
      @forbiddenevil1 3 роки тому +11

      also, its much easier to "maintain it" rather than start it a new, so its also a reason to maintain it for long period of time and not start anew each time

    • @vickybases7541
      @vickybases7541 3 роки тому +7

      There are some of 100 years around

  • @Ganaha_Celosia_Priskos
    @Ganaha_Celosia_Priskos 5 років тому +1047

    It's so clear to see how much love goes into Beth's pizza. It doesn't need to look visually appealing if you know it's going to taste amazing. She even stated it goes out to her husband!

    • @asTWOrism
      @asTWOrism 5 років тому +2

      Celosia Ganaha Priskos Agreed!

    • @moneysoles5185
      @moneysoles5185 5 років тому +1

      Agreed

    • @thomascristofor225
      @thomascristofor225 5 років тому +4

      That is flat bread not pizza

    • @Ganaha_Celosia_Priskos
      @Ganaha_Celosia_Priskos 5 років тому +25

      ​@@thomascristofor225 It's just a thin crust pizza. She added in yeast which was used to leaven the dough. Flatbreads (most) are left unleavened. If you were referring to the shape, not all pizzas are going to be round.

    • @thomascristofor225
      @thomascristofor225 5 років тому +3

      Celosia Ganaha Priskos Listen i’m italian so i know what is pizza, qnd this is not pizza, i’m sure that is good but definitely not pizza

  • @deadass849
    @deadass849 5 років тому +2368

    level one chef: Just order pizza hut and done
    level three chef: I like to make my own bowl

    • @Toulouse41000
      @Toulouse41000 5 років тому +130

      "I grow a forest and make my own mushrooms for toppings"

    • @creamernation1
      @creamernation1 5 років тому +4

      FACCTTTSSS

    • @VortexTheBreadMan
      @VortexTheBreadMan 5 років тому +52

      The level 3 used canned tomatoes here but he probably grew the cans in a garden on mars and were picked with 24 carrot gold and aged for 15 years and then exported on a spaceship back to earth for this show

    • @ranyhusow
      @ranyhusow 5 років тому +6

      Vortex Music & animation eat your karats for good eyesight

    • @camper1749
      @camper1749 5 років тому +1

      HAHA GET IT BECAUSE THE LEVEL THREE CHEFS SOMETIMES MAKE THINGS FROM SCRATCH THAT US SIMPLETONS WOULD NEVER THINK OF THEREFORE MAKING THIS COMMENT A BIG XD

  • @raningo14
    @raningo14 5 років тому +3577

    Level one: gets flour from store
    Level two: buys high quality flour
    Level three: “I grew all the wheat myself, I even read them bedtime stories before they went to bed”

    • @imiguifurr
      @imiguifurr 5 років тому +125

      It really brings out the flavor

    • @haileyhowson8350
      @haileyhowson8350 5 років тому +39

      He sounds like the military type boating instructor from spongebob

    • @edenbloolii
      @edenbloolii 5 років тому +6

      Thats a bit over the top.

    • @btxjunkee4714
      @btxjunkee4714 5 років тому +1

      Ugh shut up..😑

    • @jamesatherton6231
      @jamesatherton6231 5 років тому +5

      *FOr EXTRa FlAVOuR

  • @qweewq-h7p
    @qweewq-h7p 4 роки тому +67

    You can recognise Englishman by him putting Worcester sauce in everything.

    • @theyeetmaster2007
      @theyeetmaster2007 3 роки тому +12

      I thought he had more of an Aussie accent though

  • @playboa7403
    @playboa7403 4 роки тому +4599

    level 1 chef: hello I'm a level one chef
    level 2 chef: hello I'm a level two chef
    level 3 chef: Ever since the dawn of humanity I have been perfecting my technique I was the one who created the apple that Adam & Eve consumed

  • @lokiyan
    @lokiyan 5 років тому +3228

    The Level 3 Chef's energy is intense and terrifying and I'm here for it.

    • @AlexandrePereira2
      @AlexandrePereira2 5 років тому +122

      I felt like he was gonna make me replicate it afterwards and then yell at me for any mistakes

    • @user-hx9cc1qh3h
      @user-hx9cc1qh3h 5 років тому +87

      His vibes are dominating, if he's in the kitchen with a bunch of other people I'm sure he's gonna take charge

    • @jundi80
      @jundi80 5 років тому +9

      looks like he survived the titanic after all

    • @adelizdurand4353
      @adelizdurand4353 4 роки тому +2

      lokiyan he reminds me of my high school English teacher

    • @robertwayner3523
      @robertwayner3523 4 роки тому +6

      @@adelizdurand4353 Ok boomer

  • @faridagbepo2960
    @faridagbepo2960 5 років тому +3495

    If Emily was here she would put ketchup instead of tomato sauce

    • @VegaH_
      @VegaH_ 5 років тому +63

      Farida Gbepo is she the one who eats chicken tenders with ketchup?

    • @morganspurgeon6223
      @morganspurgeon6223 5 років тому +11

      vega269 yep

    • @faridagbepo2960
      @faridagbepo2960 5 років тому +2

      @@VegaH_ yea

    • @j0rD3n_
      @j0rD3n_ 5 років тому +48

      Yeah but she eats French toast with ketchup too 🤮

    • @RNGesusHIMSELF
      @RNGesusHIMSELF 5 років тому +9

      @@VegaH_ do u not?

  • @donovanb9020
    @donovanb9020 3 роки тому +24

    Gotta love Stephen.
    Saving money is pretty much why I started learning how to make my own pasta, sauces, and bread as well lol

  • @omegzyy
    @omegzyy 5 років тому +909

    Level 3: "You shouldn't put that much sauce on the dough"
    Level 1: *"It's free real estate"*

    • @joshmorley
      @joshmorley 5 років тому +1

      Best comment I've seen in ages

    • @Mp3tjuh
      @Mp3tjuh 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @boiilndn5744
    @boiilndn5744 4 роки тому +1154

    The contrast are absolutely hilarious.
    Level 3 chef: “people make mistakes and put to much sauce on first”
    NEXT SECOND
    Level 1 Chef: “don’t be stingy with your sauce”

    • @rosemartine
      @rosemartine 4 роки тому

      By

    • @queenminks28xd64
      @queenminks28xd64 4 роки тому +27

      I love sauce it's really about your own tastes not what other peoples tastes are

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 4 роки тому +21

      The thing with sauce... Level 3 chef is doing it the Italian way because he's using FRESH mozzarella which has a high moisture content. So it's going to leak water as it cooks. If you use too much pizza sauce then combined with the mozza moisture it's going to be very soupy. If you've been to Italy you know the pizza there even with just a little sauce can be a little "soupy" anyways with the amount of liquid (why you often need a knife and fork). Compare this to new york style pizza which uses lots of sauce which they can get away with because they use low moisture non fresh mozza.

    • @tkim3905
      @tkim3905 4 роки тому

      Smokey Robinson Gordon Ramsey: ITS MOISTTT

    • @boiilndn5744
      @boiilndn5744 4 роки тому

      Smokey Robinson Definitely! Those differences are what makes a pro chef pizza to a home cook pizza! Both delicious 🤤

  • @yhvn7805
    @yhvn7805 4 роки тому +3906

    *They all eat pizza*
    Steven: mmm good
    Beth:Hmm it’s good
    Sim: This has the characteristics of a wood fire oven

    • @kasitrj
      @kasitrj 4 роки тому +99

      Well yeah he's describing the pizza like a normal person would

    • @theaterpsycho8885
      @theaterpsycho8885 4 роки тому +41

      Greeny
      The most reaction I’ve ever gotten out of pizza was “Oh, its pretty good.”

    • @kasitrj
      @kasitrj 4 роки тому +33

      @@theaterpsycho8885 Well he was being recorded, he was describing the taste and looks to the viewer.

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 4 роки тому +12

      Greeny Yes we all had taste a wood fire oven not even something cooked from it, but taste the oven

    • @smug_slime
      @smug_slime 3 роки тому +14

      @@sahave5042 yeah just like when you eat smoked beef you taste the wood and the charcoal

  • @ali94hn
    @ali94hn 3 роки тому +557

    Not gonna lie, this is the first time the level 1 chef has actually done something nice.

    • @ammaeaar
      @ammaeaar 3 роки тому +85

      His pizza looks the best

    • @samirmuradov9585
      @samirmuradov9585 3 роки тому +11

      @@ammaeaar no lmao

    • @kva5751
      @kva5751 3 роки тому +42

      @@ammaeaar it only "looks" the best because he bought his dough , he didn't make it. They all look great, but from scratch is even better.

    • @ammaeaar
      @ammaeaar 3 роки тому +6

      @@kva5751 Yes. It is aesthetically pleasasing

    • @Julia-nl3gq
      @Julia-nl3gq 2 роки тому

      @@kva5751 No, none of the dough is good, because it's all made using white flour. Yuck! I honestly don't get why anyone would use white flour. It literally has no taste, and NO nutritional value. It's so unhealthy!
      It was so disappointing to see NOBODY using whole wheat flour!
      Anyone who cares at all about their health should be using whole wheat flour.

  • @StingYT
    @StingYT 4 роки тому +3864

    Wife: lets make pizza
    Level 3 chef: sure it's gonna take three days

    • @gammon9084
      @gammon9084 4 роки тому +81

      You mean years?

    • @piromanaz
      @piromanaz 4 роки тому +55

      You missed a part of pre-fermented starter of 3 years... And that is very normal, that's why you buy yours dough in a shop, when you go "lets make a pizza for a dinned tonight"

    • @daltongiddings2771
      @daltongiddings2771 4 роки тому +11

      piromanaz no no no he said a starter that’s been going for 3 years. Which is mainly just eyewash Bc you replace half of it every day. It’s a sourdough pizza dough. Also 3 days for a pizza dough is fairly normal

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 роки тому +15

      Level 1 chef: let's make some food it'll be quick and cheap
      Level 3: So this would cost around half your salary

    • @tykitty3684
      @tykitty3684 4 роки тому

      StingYT lmaoooo

  • @demor5151
    @demor5151 5 років тому +2044

    I starved my children to death 3 years ago. What did it cost?
    *Flavor*

  • @hanysalman2900
    @hanysalman2900 4 роки тому +48

    Steven’ financial management, Beth’s care, and Sim’s execution=Euphoria

  • @Actrs3.7
    @Actrs3.7 5 років тому +3024

    Level 1: your favorite cousin
    Level 2 : grandma that feeds you too much when your not hungry
    Level 3 : italian liam neeson

    • @MichaSobkowiak-profile
      @MichaSobkowiak-profile 5 років тому +31

      Those three would not even make it to level one next to Italian or any real pizzaiolo ;)

    • @Utiaux
      @Utiaux 5 років тому +11

      itallians usually follow the simple statement
      less is more

    • @DivineCornbread
      @DivineCornbread 5 років тому +13

      That and they don’t put Worcestershire sauce in a pizza sauce.

    • @lazyy7589
      @lazyy7589 5 років тому +3

      Level 4 : piper perri but as a scientist

    • @reikaratnam
      @reikaratnam 5 років тому

      Level 3 got brain washed into trying to be a female whom unfortunately failed in life

  • @cat-san4669
    @cat-san4669 4 роки тому +4219

    Level 5 chef: So first, we are going to make the atoms, we will need neutrons, protons and electrons, what I most like about this recipe is that it's not difficult

  • @abelmadeit3235
    @abelmadeit3235 5 років тому +984

    level 1: we got our store bought ragu sauce
    Level 2: we got our tomatoes and fresh garlic for our sauce
    Level 3: we got our tomato plant, we gonna give this 5-7 months till it builds a nice FLAVOR
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

  • @fabrizioyannini900
    @fabrizioyannini900 3 роки тому +61

    I wish we could see more of Sim, he's so cool

  • @jiingder
    @jiingder 5 років тому +1139

    The dough of Level 3 was probably older than Chef Level 2.

    • @Beaubacon
      @Beaubacon 5 років тому +6

      Its aged dough. It makes it better that's not a problem

    • @sommervillem1069
      @sommervillem1069 5 років тому

      @Grapefruitz hahahahahahhahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Paego_
    @Paego_ 5 років тому +7445

    Level 0 chef: so first step you just peel off the plastic top of the lunchable...

    • @sethwalkingchild1625
      @sethwalkingchild1625 5 років тому +53

      Paige L. Most underrated comment😂😂

    • @davidlimon5437
      @davidlimon5437 5 років тому +64

      Gordon Ramsay would yell at them for using a microwave

    • @kayp.3832
      @kayp.3832 5 років тому +9

      I'M CRYING!!!!!

    • @Zyvitzerx
      @Zyvitzerx 5 років тому +10

      Level 0: a 13 year old child

    • @davidlimon5437
      @davidlimon5437 5 років тому +17

      @@Zyvitzerx I've known how to make pizza from a scratch since I was 12...

  • @thomaswillard6267
    @thomaswillard6267 4 роки тому +3557

    Lvl3 Chef: Makes 3 day pizza dough using 3 year starter and arcane secrets known only to the Gods
    Also lvl3 chef: a gloopy goo of Worcestershire sauce

    • @BookLovingBaker
      @BookLovingBaker 4 роки тому +190

      I was in his Baking Course. And the pizza class was amazing. We waited three days for that thing and ate it in seconds! 🙈

    • @ndzd07
      @ndzd07 4 роки тому +56

      Why is everyone acting as if 3 year starter is old. look at their experience, something happened to their previous starter

    • @pavel9652
      @pavel9652 3 роки тому +14

      And the pizza is burned ;) I know this is how they do it, especially Neapolitan style, but I just avoid eating burned food.

    • @Sarawarawara-
      @Sarawarawara- 3 роки тому +46

      @@pavel9652 Not really burned just a crispy crust If you hate It that much just don’t eat the crust

    • @denganituingatlahdia8867
      @denganituingatlahdia8867 3 роки тому +21

      @@pavel9652 But that's how traditional italian pizza Is. You gonna make Italians gone mad at you for saying that thooo 🙉🤣🤣🤣 especially it's their food

  • @tahamohammad1741
    @tahamohammad1741 4 роки тому +75

    I always trust a grandma with a New York-Italian accent when it comes to pizza

    • @thibaultvanooteghem640
      @thibaultvanooteghem640 3 роки тому +3

      @TheEditor107 Only if you are used to stuffing yourself with garbage Pizza Hut 'pizza'. For good pizza, sometimes less is more, it's all in the sauce and the cheese.

    • @HelloBruh-jt2ju
      @HelloBruh-jt2ju 2 роки тому

      @@thibaultvanooteghem640 nailed it.

  • @sajjadmollah3744
    @sajjadmollah3744 4 роки тому +9342

    Steve's friend: Steve let's go to swimming pool
    Steve: No, we gonna make our own swimming pool in our backyard and its gonna cost us 0 dollars

    • @igbokwenu4934
      @igbokwenu4934 4 роки тому +72

      GOD!!! I laughed out so loud at your (top) comment !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ilovemunchingpine
      @ilovemunchingpine 4 роки тому +27

      Steven*

    • @rick2809
      @rick2809 4 роки тому +13

      That’s funny I’m laughing so hard 🤣

    • @JanDoe4234
      @JanDoe4234 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂 oh my god this hilarious

    • @yes6399
      @yes6399 4 роки тому +1

      Sajjad Mollah lol

  • @joshuajoseph8082
    @joshuajoseph8082 5 років тому +5545

    I bet they ain’t pick Emily for lvl 1 cause she would replace tomato sauce with ketchup
    Edit:thx for all the likes! Most I’ve ever gotten

    • @scarface8943
      @scarface8943 5 років тому +64

      @Dude Xdogs And Fried chicken and ketchup

    • @lionfishplays9162
      @lionfishplays9162 5 років тому +32

      No she would use mustard

    • @joshuajoseph8082
      @joshuajoseph8082 5 років тому +21

      lionfish plays she always uses ketchup though

    • @cindyskullz
      @cindyskullz 5 років тому +28

      I don’t even like French Toast but I still know how not to eat it.
      WITH KETCHUP WTF

    • @galileogalilei6936
      @galileogalilei6936 5 років тому +1

      lionfish plays Yeah but only one time same as the Mayo at the burger video

  • @giannistaz
    @giannistaz 5 років тому +715

    Stephen: "So I'm using a store bought dough"
    Level 3 chef: Hold my 3 year prefermented starter

  • @bakinghermit
    @bakinghermit 3 роки тому +10

    Gonna be honest, I DID NOT expect Stephen´s pizza to look this good. Well done!

  • @teaze1642
    @teaze1642 5 років тому +1388

    “I’m a level 1 chef.”
    “I’m a level 2 chef.”
    “I’M A PROFESSIONAL CHEF FOR JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF SINCE THE JURASSIC PERIOD”

    • @legendarycreator8519
      @legendarycreator8519 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @manuelcst1629
      @manuelcst1629 5 років тому

      Hah?...

    • @altoic1
      @altoic1 5 років тому

      So funny?

    • @mkj1913
      @mkj1913 5 років тому

      hahahahahahaha

    • @asTWOrism
      @asTWOrism 5 років тому +1

      7C Niels Bugge Poulsen Soendersoeskolen really? Cause I was kind of unfazed by that comment-

  • @l0velycry452
    @l0velycry452 4 роки тому +4265

    Beth’s love for Richie is the only thing keeping me going in 2020

    • @LoverOfSesshy
      @LoverOfSesshy 4 роки тому +35

      Lindsay C damn already? 2020 just started.

    • @lufthanza101
      @lufthanza101 4 роки тому +5

      @@LoverOfSesshy 😂

    • @alitajick639
      @alitajick639 4 роки тому +3

      dafuq

    • @4Dionna4
      @4Dionna4 4 роки тому +17

      That's actually the part that kind of irritates me, she's like, I'm gonna bake this exactly how richie likes it and I'm like but nobody in that studio is richie so maybe just make it normally. Her pizza looked really boring and plain and I can only imagine how boring and plain richie must be to want his pizza like that.

    • @thoriclawyer3180
      @thoriclawyer3180 4 роки тому +134

      Dionisia dang hating how an old lady makes her pizza because she’s making it for her husband

  • @denizcantulan4024
    @denizcantulan4024 5 років тому +2963

    My man Steven ain't teaching how to cook.
    He's teaching how to overcome the struggle.

    • @oK-uc9sx
      @oK-uc9sx 5 років тому +9

      Stephen* 8:50 just wanna say it xd

    • @shinygastly2242
      @shinygastly2242 5 років тому +5

      Denizcan Tulan He’s too iconic for us ;u;

    • @GlitchInMatrix
      @GlitchInMatrix 5 років тому +43

      funny how the most advanced level chefs pizza looks the worst and the least advanced chefs pizza looks the best

    • @shinygastly2242
      @shinygastly2242 5 років тому +1

      Yakuza not always, but it definitely happens...e m i l y, u r, k. e. t. c. h. u. p.

    • @Timidile
      @Timidile 5 років тому

      ^

  • @sq7238
    @sq7238 5 років тому +2074

    The way she talks about her husband after who knows how many years of marriage shows she’s still in love . Wow

  • @neelronanki1764
    @neelronanki1764 4 роки тому +20

    man sim should come more often and there should be cooking battles like sim vs frank or something lol

  • @yanxin1813
    @yanxin1813 5 років тому +757

    Emily would have substituted the marinara pizza sauce with ketchup

    • @LuisC1010
      @LuisC1010 5 років тому +49

      And she would've added pineapple as a topping.

    • @tabascosauce3168
      @tabascosauce3168 5 років тому +1

      Jurudio Wang my mom did that once

    • @alibeydoun1682
      @alibeydoun1682 5 років тому +56

      LuisC I don’t wanna start anything BUT............ Pineapple on pizza is delicious😂😂

    • @FelixTwo22
      @FelixTwo22 5 років тому +12

      Ali Beydoun Ummm.... HELL YEAH IT IS!!!

    • @donb6732
      @donb6732 5 років тому +2

      I thought pizza sauce was ketchup until watching this video.

  • @josephan6953
    @josephan6953 4 роки тому +500

    0:15 “let’s spend money” “absolutely not”
    I felt that

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 роки тому

      thank god that friend is the best. my sister does that lol

  • @phnxsteve7up
    @phnxsteve7up 5 років тому +6126

    The third dude added so much oil im surprised America hasnt invaded his pizza yet

  • @Fr0stbite1801
    @Fr0stbite1801 3 роки тому +9

    The level 3 chef sounds like he's making a grand banquet for Duke Henry Wilfordshire IV of Nottingham and I like that.

  • @leocook2072
    @leocook2072 5 років тому +362

    Beth is the cutest old lady ever. She’s so sweet and driven by her family in every video she’s in

    • @nerdyndproud7426
      @nerdyndproud7426 5 років тому +5

      leo cook she’s actually a teacher. She taught at my old school. The sweetest woman ever! Always went out of her way for every student she taught!!

  • @FFay13
    @FFay13 5 років тому +811

    Level 1: **just assume dough is store bought**
    Level 2: Here's a good dough recipe to make fairly quick
    Level 3: I started this dough before you even asked me to be in this video

    • @TheBigYC
      @TheBigYC 5 років тому +25

      Sim "My dough is older than you" Cas.

    • @ShiroKage009
      @ShiroKage009 5 років тому +10

      Some of his dough is literally 3 years old. F*ck.

    • @hyort3613
      @hyort3613 5 років тому +3

      ShiroiKage009 just imagine the chef nursing the old dough like it’s his child

    • @jgw5491
      @jgw5491 5 років тому +5

      Back in the day people didn't buy packets of yeast for each loaf of bread. You'd save a hunk of dough that was already developed with yeast and add it to some more dough. That would develop the next dough and so on and so on, as Sim said, for years. Moms and grandmas would give new brides a bit of starter from a tasty batch to get them going.

  • @rawdha3246
    @rawdha3246 5 років тому +2295

    first dude: i'm a level one chef
    second sis: i'm a level two chef
    last guy: i've been a baker since *1973*

    • @Daniel43453
      @Daniel43453 5 років тому +113

      He's been baking since God created the Earth.

    • @carolisdamiarts
      @carolisdamiarts 5 років тому +69

      @@Daniel43453 He has been baking for God Himself

    • @hanmidown2241
      @hanmidown2241 5 років тому +22

      He kinda cute tho

    • @suicidalnematode4476
      @suicidalnematode4476 5 років тому +16

      You realize they probably told them to say that right?

    • @gigichu3280
      @gigichu3280 5 років тому +5

      it made me think of John Deacon

  • @DizzyedUpGirl
    @DizzyedUpGirl 4 роки тому +26

    "Dad, I'm hungry"
    "We'll have pizza! In three days"

    • @alien_x7550
      @alien_x7550 3 роки тому

      How bout it, maybe three years
      " But dad I am hungry"
      WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE STARTER

  • @ygamer1107
    @ygamer1107 4 роки тому +1365

    Level 1 chef: Hi I am a level one chef that depends on walmart
    Level 2 chef: I cook these for my grandbabes and my sweet husband
    Level 3 chef: I have been cooking since Adam ate the apple

  • @internetuser4210
    @internetuser4210 5 років тому +869

    Level 1: Buys ingredients
    Level 2: Makes most of it
    Level 3: DIY king
    Me: Orders the pizza

  • @pgplaysvidya
    @pgplaysvidya 5 років тому +2053

    Wait WTF where's emily? I wanted to see her make some ketchup pizza

    • @animecutie.
      @animecutie. 5 років тому +20

      Rye Hots (≖͞_≖̥) oh hell no THATS would be nastyyyy

    • @kylebautista590
      @kylebautista590 5 років тому +12

      I'm glad she's not in this episode.

    • @mari-os1ph
      @mari-os1ph 5 років тому +2

      I eat ketchup. Akjdjshajajchejfjejdgdjakdkckdlekd

    • @mujaahed
      @mujaahed 5 років тому +13

      Let's be honest, no sane person would put ketchup on their pizza unless it's like the horrible school pizza Sodexo Foods feed us in middle school.

    • @littleboots9800
      @littleboots9800 5 років тому +2

      @@mujaahed lol! Sodexho can ruin anything.

  • @harshdarji1122
    @harshdarji1122 3 роки тому +14

    Gordon Ramsay to level 3 chef - “it’s burnt!!!”

  • @BeantownMrs
    @BeantownMrs 5 років тому +8726

    As long the Level 1 dude doesn't put ketchup on the pizza, I'll consider it a win.

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 5 років тому +530

      Emily has entered the chat

    • @JK-je1vb
      @JK-je1vb 5 років тому +257

      fr who puts ketchup on their french toast

    • @guspus3050
      @guspus3050 5 років тому +36

      @@JK-je1vb i do
      :eyes:

    • @sdk2146
      @sdk2146 5 років тому +26

      Whats the origin of this joke???

    • @snow7436
      @snow7436 5 років тому +127

      @@sdk2146 there's a lvl 1 chef who puts ketchup on everything

  • @asthe678plays2
    @asthe678plays2 4 роки тому +4663

    Beth is a grandma,so she‘s at least level 10.

    • @sensiesama2713
      @sensiesama2713 4 роки тому +89

      You better mean *OVER 9000*

    • @bafer6365
      @bafer6365 4 роки тому +9

      @Osman Yousif its a meme

    • @bafer6365
      @bafer6365 4 роки тому +4

      @Osman Yousif oh loll sorry

    • @hueydaredevilestifire7617
      @hueydaredevilestifire7617 4 роки тому +14

      Grandma level = *INFINITY LEVEL*

    • @jacquelineperez996
      @jacquelineperez996 4 роки тому +5

      how bout, level 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

  • @dr.liljay2874
    @dr.liljay2874 5 років тому +697

    Legend says the Level 3 chef's dough is still sitting till this day...

  • @EduardoLobatoDJ
    @EduardoLobatoDJ Рік тому +5

    I can hear the Italians screaming at the screen. I'm not even Italian and I screamed at the screen! This is how NOT to make pizza in 4 levels.

  • @potato-jo4ym
    @potato-jo4ym 5 років тому +3176

    Me: orders pizza
    2 hours later
    Me:Where's the pizza?
    Chef: It will be here in 3 days.

  • @biggangsta1421
    @biggangsta1421 5 років тому +2388

    This time, the level 1’s doesn’t actually look that bad

    • @aaddiis45021
      @aaddiis45021 5 років тому +98

      Bro actually his pizza would be most tasty for me.
      As all I care is about sauce and cheese.
      So ya level 1 won.
      (I am from India and we need everything spicy).

    • @minislots
      @minislots 5 років тому +21

      Probably it’s because he bought all his ingredients

    • @tylertellalian9261
      @tylertellalian9261 5 років тому +121

      Yeah his pizza looked pretty good...unlike those pancakes w half a cheesecake in them lmao

    • @tarjmecwan1993
      @tarjmecwan1993 5 років тому

      ​@@tylertellalian9261​LMAOO

    • @MrJWTH
      @MrJWTH 5 років тому +1

      IAmA bigTree Yea and this is something that could be made in the fly if necessary.

  • @galacticgray8922
    @galacticgray8922 5 років тому +982

    Rumors say that level 3 is still resting his dough since 1973

  • @solveigst-juste6276
    @solveigst-juste6276 2 роки тому +6

    Everyday home chefs: oh no the pizza’s burnt
    Pro chef: this one’s a little dark around the edges, that’s fine

  • @hugovanaalst5016
    @hugovanaalst5016 4 роки тому +9455

    Beth isn’t level 2, she’s grandma level wich is not beatable.

    • @bigbiddies1212
      @bigbiddies1212 4 роки тому +178

      No she on NONNA level lmao 🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @farahkarim7625
      @farahkarim7625 4 роки тому +53

      YESSS! If she your mum or ye grandma she will beat all professional chefs!

    • @bladynmccloskey
      @bladynmccloskey 4 роки тому +27

      she made a square
      i repeat
      a
      square

    • @asd-po1jk
      @asd-po1jk 4 роки тому +54

      @@bladynmccloskey but can u make a pizza?

    • @bladynmccloskey
      @bladynmccloskey 4 роки тому +13

      WingS yes i can

  • @Ksquared2222
    @Ksquared2222 5 років тому +1396

    I love this lady
    "I only use whole milk mozzarella. I really don't think if you're eating pizza you should be worrying about a diet"

    • @NoahS4226
      @NoahS4226 5 років тому +23

      Is she wrong tho lol

    • @Ksquared2222
      @Ksquared2222 5 років тому +26

      No. No she is not 😂

    • @madison_life_lol3160
      @madison_life_lol3160 5 років тому +1

      Keketso Ramaisa 😂 fax

    • @Abraksas112
      @Abraksas112 5 років тому +9

      @@Ksquared2222 it depends. You can actually have a rather healthy pizza. But yeah, when I'm eating pizza I certainly do not worry about my diet and just go for whatever I like :D

    • @mommamilker4525
      @mommamilker4525 5 років тому +1

      Facts:that girl is honest

  • @alexandrucodori8808
    @alexandrucodori8808 4 роки тому +1536

    I hope to one day find a woman that will love me as much as Beth loves Richie after all those years

    • @itscesarbtch3451
      @itscesarbtch3451 4 роки тому +22

      She’s nice but there are two sides one women in her days were forced and taught to be submissive and not to do anything for themselves but for a man so it’s not that nice and two it’s not bad she really does love him and she’s a good wife and most people should be as caring as her

    • @alwaysme_t
      @alwaysme_t 3 роки тому +21

      Honestly same, I love happily older married couples. They're so sweet and are just so genuine about there love. I think it's the sincerity that pulls me in and makes me want to go "awwww"

    • @brandonjacobo4965
      @brandonjacobo4965 3 роки тому +4

      @@itscesarbtch3451 omg 🙄 get the hell out of here with that bologna! That’s just how things were ran and guess what, people were a lot happier then and marriages lasted. Want to see real submissive and abusive relationships, go to the Middle East or the east.

    • @adogthatfoundyoutube6309
      @adogthatfoundyoutube6309 3 роки тому +5

      @@itscesarbtch3451 what kind of comment is this?????
      Why can't a wife just love their husband without some big backstory???😑

    • @itscesarbtch3451
      @itscesarbtch3451 3 роки тому +1

      @@brandonjacobo4965 what ?

  • @mnmblancket5199
    @mnmblancket5199 2 роки тому +10

    Penny: I’ve been baking for 14 years now.
    Tracy: I’ve been baking professionally for 9 years!
    Sim: i’ve been baking since 1973…

  • @Virginny
    @Virginny 5 років тому +1564

    Level 1: quick and easy
    Level 2: Italian grandma

    • @aurephaneuf2308
      @aurephaneuf2308 5 років тому +47

      Flavah*

    • @danielpitts4667
      @danielpitts4667 5 років тому +1

      Aure Phaneuf literally about to type that 😂☹️

    • @Chelsea-wc5pc
      @Chelsea-wc5pc 5 років тому +1

      Virginia Harp 3 = Italian grandpa

    • @stfuna4b
      @stfuna4b 5 років тому +9

      Level 2 is not Italian grandma lol

    • @Virginny
      @Virginny 5 років тому +2

      @@stfuna4b while not exactly how she would make it its pretty similar to something she'd make

  • @sickomodemoebamba9835
    @sickomodemoebamba9835 5 років тому +2319

    Level 1: *Buys dough from store*
    Level 2: *Buys higher quality dough from store*
    Level 3: *Starts farm*

    • @szeddezs
      @szeddezs 5 років тому +55

      Level 2 wasn't store bought...?

    • @jimmynewcream6144
      @jimmynewcream6144 5 років тому

      szeddezs noup

    • @szeddezs
      @szeddezs 5 років тому +1

      @@jimmynewcream6144 What?

    • @szeddezs
      @szeddezs 5 років тому +6

      ​@@imbalance9186 The joke is OP put a false statement in his comment?
      If that isn't it, please explain.

    • @szeddezs
      @szeddezs 5 років тому +3

      @@imbalance9186 Huh ok. I guess it only works for people who think making dough is some impossible task.

  • @Oliwiaguz
    @Oliwiaguz 5 років тому +2877

    'ive been a baker since 1973"
    bold of you to assume im gonna do math

    • @johnromarpadura8527
      @johnromarpadura8527 5 років тому +87

      HAHAHAHAA i for sure pulled out a calculator! 46 years!! 😂

    • @ellie_b123
      @ellie_b123 5 років тому +71

      45 or 46 years depending on the part of the year, I only know because that's the year my mum was born

    • @jaythomas3180
      @jaythomas3180 5 років тому +65

      He's been waiting on that dough since 1973.

    • @KizXii
      @KizXii 5 років тому +1

      @@ellie_b123 lmao same my mom is born in 1973 too

    • @ellie_b123
      @ellie_b123 5 років тому +6

      @_ David _ No, in the UK we say mum, not mom

  • @onlyjuanito3284
    @onlyjuanito3284 4 роки тому +19

    Level 1 chef is like that one friend that is chill and funny but he doesn’t like to spend to much money
    Level 2 chef is that one grandma who is really charming and over all gives good vibes
    Level 3 chef is that one grandpa who is straight up and isn’t playing around but sometimes likes to mess around and is really funny

  • @tylerbaisley4251
    @tylerbaisley4251 5 років тому +2849

    Level 3:
    Dad can we have pizza? “Sure”
    Three days later: “here you go”

    • @vincenthong3252
      @vincenthong3252 5 років тому +106

      you mean 3 years

    • @federicasanna1093
      @federicasanna1093 5 років тому +7

      It's sad 'cause u can make in in the afternoon and by the evening it's ready, u just need 2 to 3 hours to make it raise. (Do NOT put it on the fridge and use it right after u took it from it. DO NOT PLZ)
      also, professional pizza guys in Naples don't make their own sauce (and it just needs tomato btw not all that things lol)

    • @federicasanna1093
      @federicasanna1093 5 років тому +7

      @robber barron we actually have glass bottles, there's also metallic cans but people don't use that for pizza lol

    • @schaubooyoavgrin6795
      @schaubooyoavgrin6795 5 років тому +3

      Gordon ramsay: objection
      Makes regular good looking pizza on pan in 2 hours

    • @EminoMeneko
      @EminoMeneko 5 років тому

      @@vincenthong3252 you mean 3 minutes... ;)

  • @shaniapeters4922
    @shaniapeters4922 5 років тому +726

    Third chef I’ll leave this for 12 to 17 hrs
    Me : his family probably hates when he says he’s making pizza for dinner

    • @ineedtogetrailedbythemhave9731
      @ineedtogetrailedbythemhave9731 5 років тому +29

      *Family: It Was Worth It*

    • @TheSpecialJ11
      @TheSpecialJ11 5 років тому +15

      Well considering he probably started it that morning I don't think they'd mind

    • @celinepope
      @celinepope 5 років тому +10

      Shania Peters as I read your comment I hear chef 3 say "I'm getting hungry" yeh boi that's because your pizza takes 4 weeks to make

    • @ilhanyoo1532
      @ilhanyoo1532 5 років тому

      That’s why you prep it beforehand

    • @Hysteria.
      @Hysteria. 5 років тому

      Shania Peters worth the wait tbh

  • @quentinyoung6185
    @quentinyoung6185 4 роки тому +1659

    Level 3: The first step of making the pizza is making the oven.

    • @argero1618
      @argero1618 4 роки тому +8

      There was chefs in UA-cam that make the oven. He's just a level 3 chef.

    • @MarchiTado
      @MarchiTado 4 роки тому +1

      Ded

    • @MR_3001
      @MR_3001 4 роки тому +14

      It's easy, all you need is 8 cobblestones

    • @furexu
      @furexu 4 роки тому +1

      AnD tHe SeCoNd StEp Of MaKiNg ThE pIzZa Is MaKiNg ThE oVeN mAkEr

    • @themilkman8710
      @themilkman8710 4 роки тому +3

      Wrong the first step is making your own cows,wheat and tomatoes on Mars only mars Jupiter has bad space soil for the rare purple basil

  • @morgant5680
    @morgant5680 4 роки тому +14

    Damn the level 3 guy been cooking longer than my parents have been alive

  • @sophiedovey3347
    @sophiedovey3347 5 років тому +1166

    Level 1: hi I’m a level 1 chef
    Level 2: hi I’m a level 2 chef
    Level 3: I’ve been cooking since dinosaurs were hit by the asteroid
    Damn just noticed 1.1k likes thanks yall

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE 4 роки тому

      @@MaticJ29 god dammit.. xD

    • @marcinho1149
      @marcinho1149 4 роки тому +2

      Level 3 : I've been cooking since jesus was around

    • @phanvukhanhlinh3553
      @phanvukhanhlinh3553 4 роки тому

      600 likes

    • @marvinmartin0714
      @marvinmartin0714 4 роки тому

      I was the chef that cooked for the last supper.

    • @aimxdy8680
      @aimxdy8680 4 роки тому +1

      Dont forget, ADD THE SPIT IT ADDS FLAVOR

  • @yomum9404
    @yomum9404 4 роки тому +1657

    Pro chef: People make a mistake here, they put a lot of sauce-
    Ameteur: proceeds to add the whole jar of sauce
    Pro chef: 🐸

  • @marlkalone7361
    @marlkalone7361 5 років тому +2790

    Level 1: I watched a UA-cam video to learn
    Level 2: I went to Italy to learn
    Level 3: I AM ITALY

    • @matteostanzani375
      @matteostanzani375 5 років тому +41

      Actually the level 1 pizza looks better than the other two🤷

    • @matteostanzani375
      @matteostanzani375 5 років тому +6

      @@ramuu_ramuu Presentation is very important not only the taste

    • @user-yq8tu2lk6d
      @user-yq8tu2lk6d 5 років тому

      lmaoo

    • @flaparttaglioli3154
      @flaparttaglioli3154 5 років тому +7

      Ok im italian.
      In Italy only Mozzarella on the pizza.
      The First Is the sauce after the mozzarella.
      Bel PAESE not bel PAIS

    • @flaparttaglioli3154
      @flaparttaglioli3154 5 років тому +3

      @@DaddyFutbol lies! You are american. Allora se sei italiano dimmi qualcosa in italiano.
      Dont use the translator

  • @muhamadhzz
    @muhamadhzz 4 роки тому +5

    If just looking the thumbnail, I found that level 1 looks the most appetizing

  • @runtwer5700
    @runtwer5700 4 роки тому +1724

    "When is dinner?"
    "In about three years, waiting on the starter."

    • @PancakeTheKat
      @PancakeTheKat 4 роки тому +5

      What? What is a starter? I am a 11 year old level 1 1/2.

    • @aazimqawi3835
      @aazimqawi3835 4 роки тому +14

      Helen Rizk it’s something you put in sourdoughs to enhance the flavour and help with rise

    • @Karma-cu7wi
      @Karma-cu7wi 4 роки тому +19

      *3 years later* son it’s done son?son there’s a very skinny almost dead man in your room
      Son-it’s me is the starter ready
      Father-no now we wait 24 hours

    • @valencehockey1668
      @valencehockey1668 4 роки тому +3

      He sure had some interesting ingredients
      Edit: 2 months later, I still don't why I wrote this.

    • @rizzy6087
      @rizzy6087 3 роки тому +2

      @@PancakeTheKat for an 11 year old calling themselves a level 1 1/2, you’re pretty dumb. Don’t flatter yourself, your dumb asf

  • @zander39504
    @zander39504 5 років тому +2074

    My turn.
    Level 3 cook: I started aging my cheese in 1973.

    • @zerephyn9809
      @zerephyn9809 5 років тому +55

      Ha, I milk my own cow then use that to make cheese.

    • @JuanSandoval-ow7oz
      @JuanSandoval-ow7oz 5 років тому +37

      I’m still growing my wheat 🌾 for the flour

    • @0xstk
      @0xstk 5 років тому +16

      My turn.
      Level 3 cook: I started aging my nachos and cheese in 1565

    • @undeadcommander86
      @undeadcommander86 5 років тому +12

      Oompa Loompa Ha I grow my own cow then I milk it on a strict diet of lentils and grass

    • @undeadcommander86
      @undeadcommander86 5 років тому +4

      Martijn Bavelaar what about stringing together specific particles together over numerous years to form the perfect cow

  • @anthonycoleman5262
    @anthonycoleman5262 5 років тому +2646

    Level 1:college student
    Level 2:Aunt Jemima
    Level 3:Chef Boyarde
    Level 4:C H I L D

    • @morganagoesbananas
      @morganagoesbananas 5 років тому +52

      AUNT JEMIMA

    • @addison7624
      @addison7624 5 років тому +48

      “Aunt Jemima” I CANNOT

    • @kingsure1745
      @kingsure1745 5 років тому +12

      Lvl 3: gordon ramsay

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 5 років тому +46

      Level 5: the man himself, back from the dead, Jesus Christ

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 5 років тому +17

      @@Prodawg level 6 GRANDMA

  • @mantasmarcinkevicius3937
    @mantasmarcinkevicius3937 4 роки тому +6

    Child:
    Dad, can we have a pizza for dinner?
    Sim: Sure! It will be ready in 3 years.

  • @zakariamarghich7429
    @zakariamarghich7429 5 років тому +946

    Level 1: I bought this cheese at Target.
    Level 2: I bought this cheese from a local dairy farm.
    Level 3: I start my day off growing my own plates.

    • @shinygastly2242
      @shinygastly2242 5 років тому +6

      Zakaria Marghich yeah it’s amazing, level 3 will never have to do dishes again from his plate garden!

    • @scarface8943
      @scarface8943 5 років тому

      Good thing it wasn't this level three chef

    • @ivanbautista1084
      @ivanbautista1084 5 років тому

      *bUt yOu cAn'T gRoW pLaTes iDiOt.*

    • @tashathepsychiatricnurse5566
      @tashathepsychiatricnurse5566 5 років тому

      Zakaria Marghich lol I start off growing my own plates lol

    • @horaciosalgado7228
      @horaciosalgado7228 5 років тому

      @@ivanbautista1084 r/woosh