To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to crash Paper Mario. The controls require expert precision, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the tricks are impossible for a typical gamer. There's also Stryder's nihilistic outlook on speedruns, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these glitches, to realise that they're not just for speed runs- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Stryder7x truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Stryder's existential catchphrase "X Crashes Paper Mario," which itself is a cryptic reference to el Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated sim letons scratching their head in confusion as Stryder's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Anti-Guy tattoo with a Stryder7x Logo right below. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personnel kid 😎
ThatGamerBlue To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to crash paper mario. The controls require expert precision, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the tricks are impossible for a typical gamer. There’s also Stryder’s nihilistic outlook on speedruns, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these glitches, to realize that they’re not just for speed runs- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Stryder7x truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Stryder’s existential catchphrase “X Crashes Paper Mario,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Stryder’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have an Anti-Guy tattoo with a Stryder7x logo right below. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and yes even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal kid 😎
Just to be perfectly modest, it is required that you have a sufficently high level of intelligence to halt a game of Paper Mario for the Nintendo 64 in an unusual or undesired way. you gotta be frame+pixel perfect boi. What? Were you expecting the entire comment word-for-word or a full-length super-verbose joke? Sorry bud. Now go back up and enjoy Stryder dismantling Paper Mario like always instead of reading this trash.
Shouldn't that be 'It's for the ladies's eyes only and even then they have to demonstrate that their personal best speedrun is within 5 seconds of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.'
"Unfortunately we witness... _Stanley_ get eaten when trying to protect Lady Bow and Mario." This is like the Homer meme where he has to look at his hand to remember his third child's name.
He shall call it "The Parable of Stanley" ...on second thought, maybe he should name it "The Stanley Parable", I heard that may have been used for something, although
So if you activate the Stanley cutscene before getting Lady Bow, you still swap with her. But is she put into the party at that point as well? Or is she only there until you swap to another partner again?
Yeah. If you're in a later gamestate when you try to open the weight or super boots chests, the ghosts aren't there to talk so..... it crashes paper mario.
I know i sound like every other fan of yours but seriously, keep jt up with glitch hunting. These videos are so fun to watch. I just got the game on virtual console so im super excited to go ham on watching videos of yours. You need merch i will wear it 24/7 (also not even five minutes in and a graphical glitch)
It's *hard not* to make a Halloween-inspired glitch video when Chapter 3 is centered around Boo's Mansion and the nearby "ghost town" in Gusty Gulch. A couple of these tricks can be use to skip various segments for speedruns. That is, if the run even involves visiting this chapter.
1. Apparently you are playing Paper Mario Sticker Star. 2. Can you skip chapters to Chapter 4, get Watt, go back to Chapter 3 fight "Invincible Tubba Blubba" and kill him because Watt's damage isn't affected by defense?
Everett Gladden Im in america. Born and raised. *eyeroll* Where I live it was 3 about :30 when it came out I dont know my timezone off the top of my head
I wasn't doubting the fact that you were an American. I was saying that they could've still watched at 2:30 or 4:30 or whenever and it still can be in the US
Man just going down the line watching all your videos again. miss you man hope you will do a stream or put up some more content soon. Hope your doing well stryder
It's not according to UA-cam, whenever you make a video on computer and list it as gaming u have to put a game. He must have accidently did sticker star.
This chapter has always been burned into my memory. Forever forest, the spooky mansion, the giant house, and the chase sequence frightened me yet seemed so cool as a kid. Just a part of the reason I love this game.
Hey strider, i found a complete frozen anti softlock glitch in chapter 7 using a sushi clip glitch and activating a room early than heading to starborn valley. everything freezes up but rooms work and mario can function. if you see this and you are interested message me and i will show you how it happened
Love your videos dude, just one complaint. For the past few uploads, it feels like your microphone is just a few decibels too high. I'm not sure if it has been mentioned before, and sorry if so. Sometimes, it's just hard to understand you because it just sounds like raw noise.
I think it may be the bass. Treble seems to be just fine though. I'm no sound expert, so sorry if I get anything wrong when I say this, but the other thing I think it could be is the gain. Also, thanks for taking the time to actually put up with me and respond, lol. EDIT: I just went into my sound settings and lowered the bass of my headphones by a few notches to test it out, and it evens it out greatly. So it's possible it may just be my end.
2:00 - Dear God! Poor Stanley! The finest mind of his generation, come to such an end! We were heading for the castle, to find a way to defeat the Invincible Tubba Blubba so he would leave us alone. But without Stanley, what's the point?
Hey, Stryder, I was playing Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door today, and for some reason the game softlocked when I superguarded an Ember's attack on Keelhaul Key. Any idea why this happened?
You know, some glitches in games actually are terrifying. Just looks at the infamous face glitch from Assassin's Creed Unity. It's freaking horrifying!
This gets short for a Halloween special. If there's no more to cover from the original Paper Mario, why don't you go to the other games (TTYD and SPM)?
when I loaded up the video, the intro played, froze, music started playing again, the letter y bounced again, and the intro continued as normal. I'm not kidding.
I found another glitch that has nothing to do with this video. I was just going through koopa fortress as you are supposed to, when I encountered a sort-of softlock. You are able to escape this one but you have to turn the console off and on. This was on virtual console. Obtain bombette as normally. And throw her at the crack of the jail cell. If you are right at the corner she will come back and you will be stuck in place. No inputs work besides the vc menu. Now that i went back, i know what happened. She gets stuck behind you and cant get around. You cant move until the cutscene where she says we are out ends. Since she cant get to her area you are stuck.
In the Stanley Parable, the end is never. In this case, the game never crashed. Thus the game did not have an end. Stanley still suffers the same fate no matter what he does, and that can't be avoided. *_*The End Is Never.*_*
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to crash Paper Mario. The controls require expert precision, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the tricks are impossible for a typical gamer. There's also Stryder's nihilistic outlook on speedruns, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these glitches, to realise that they're not just for speed runs- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Stryder7x truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Stryder's existential catchphrase "X Crashes Paper Mario," which itself is a cryptic reference to el Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated sim letons scratching their head in confusion as Stryder's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Anti-Guy tattoo with a Stryder7x Logo right below. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personnel kid 😎
ThatGamerBlue To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to crash paper mario. The controls require expert precision, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the tricks are impossible for a typical gamer. There’s also Stryder’s nihilistic outlook on speedruns, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these glitches, to realize that they’re not just for speed runs- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Stryder7x truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Stryder’s existential catchphrase “X Crashes Paper Mario,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Stryder’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have an Anti-Guy tattoo with a Stryder7x logo right below. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and yes even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal kid 😎
Paper Mario, mo' like Pickle Mario
Just to be perfectly modest, it is required that you have a sufficently high level of intelligence to halt a game of Paper Mario for the Nintendo 64 in an unusual or undesired way.
you gotta be frame+pixel perfect boi. What? Were you expecting the entire comment word-for-word or a full-length super-verbose joke? Sorry bud. Now go back up and enjoy Stryder dismantling Paper Mario like always instead of reading this trash.
Check it out Luigi; I turned myself into paper! I'm Paper Mariooooo!
Shouldn't that be 'It's for the ladies's eyes only and even then they have to demonstrate that their personal best speedrun is within 5 seconds of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.'
"Stanley is a legend."
The man.
The myth.
The Stanley.
This is the story of a Boo named Stanley.
"Stanley the manly." - Michael Scott, The Office (US)
Y E D
How did Stan get
a hottie like Bow
to a party like this?
Good one Stan~!
Ooooh, you're a legend, Stan!
"Stanley is a legend"
Said with such fiery passion I see. Your friendship must go way back
"Unfortunately we witness... _Stanley_ get eaten when trying to protect Lady Bow and Mario."
This is like the Homer meme where he has to look at his hand to remember his third child's name.
PTp1ranha that's from Simpsons?
I would never forget Stanley, thanks to Lucahjin.
Arkatox Lucah is the only reason I remember his name
Lenny = White
Carl = Black
"He is genuinely invincible..."
Next vid: "Killing The Invincible Tubba Blubba"
Step One: Kill his heart
Step Two: Kill him
Somehow you didn't crash Paper Mario.
questioning how he didn't crash paper mario crashes paper mario...
I want my money back
Not crashing Paper Mario crashes stryder7x
not crashing paper mario crashes paper mario
In Soviet Russia you don’t crash Paper Mario, Paper Mario crashes you.
I love all the little jokes you do in these videos and how fluently you say them, like you're not even joking. It's perfect.
Putting paper mario into a car moving at 200mph without a driver crashes paper mario.
Love your username
aRandomPersonThatJustCommentsOnOtherPeoplesChannels. Accurate.
Ok...XDDDDDDDDD
well i mean
aRandomPersonThatJustCommentsOnOtherPeoplesChannels Yes it does. But then paper marios power crashes the universe.
... moonwalk out the scene.. almost died wtf with this gam
What's this? Stryder did something that _didn't_ crash Paper Mario? Must be a sign of the apocalypse.
I don't mind the glitches, they're pretty interesting to watch as well!
It's Halloween: Stryder7x is bound to do something spooky.
@@gravity8120 But this...this is the ultimate scare. Seeing Stryder not crashing paper Mario is, like Hacksaw said, a sign of the apocalypse.
Stanley had a close call; he should write a Parable about this experience
I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thinks of that game whenever anyone mentions that name.
He shall call it "The Parable of Stanley"
...on second thought, maybe he should name it "The Stanley Parable", I heard that may have been used for something, although
This is the story of a Boo named Stanley.
When Stanley came to a set of two walls, he passed through the one on the left
NO
Saving Stanley crashes Paper Mario
*Opens video*
Ok, let's see how many comments it takes until I see "crashes Paper Mario"
*1*
Edit:
*1*
*2*
*3*
*4*
Doesn't take long around here, does it?
...Making a "crashes Paper Mario" comment crashes Paper Mario.
Doing literally *anything, anything at all* crashes Paper Mario
I was gonna watch this yesterday, then Mario Odyssey came out...
JUMP UP IN THE AIR
JUMP UP DON'T BE SCARED
JUMP UP AND YOUR CARES WILL SOAR AWAY
hi bp big fan of you
I like ghosts. I really wonder what it's like eating a ghost. Seems delicious and flavorful. Like ur eating a flavored ball of air. Yum
I dunno, Ask tubba blubba, i heard ghosts taste like chicken
So if you activate the Stanley cutscene before getting Lady Bow, you still swap with her.
But is she put into the party at that point as well? Or is she only there until you swap to another partner again?
okay, but do ghosts crash paper mario?
Yeah. If you're in a later gamestate when you try to open the weight or super boots chests, the ghosts aren't there to talk so..... it crashes paper mario.
Watch out, First... I have blue shells...
aww *Y* *E* *E*
Boo. Did I scare you?
Makes sense.
Waiting for the video on how to get Stanley as a partner
and how to get lahla as partner
Great Video!
liorhaddad
Have u ever held in diarrhea after the point when u feel it's too late. I have and it's shitty lololol
liorhaddad
Looks like you're first, so you get a Crown: 👑
watching memes for 3 minutes crashes paper mario
OOOoooh Spoopy
You should do glitches for Super Mario Odyssey, I know Paper Mario is your thing but I’d love to see other Mario things
up next, crashing paper mario crashes paper mario
Wouldn't be surprised if a video like that happened!
celebrating Halloween crashes Paper Mario
"Stanley is a legend.
....So we're gonna kill 'im"
So...does playing Paper Mario crash the Stanley Parable or does playing the Stanley Parable crash Paper Mario?
THIS DOESNT CRASH PAPER MARIO!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!!😵😲😵😲
I know i sound like every other fan of yours but seriously, keep jt up with glitch hunting. These videos are so fun to watch. I just got the game on virtual console so im super excited to go ham on watching videos of yours.
You need merch i will wear it 24/7 (also not even five minutes in and a graphical glitch)
Hey guys apparently watching Stryder7x crashes Yout.....
*Crashed*
It's *hard not* to make a Halloween-inspired glitch video when Chapter 3 is centered around Boo's Mansion and the nearby "ghost town" in Gusty Gulch. A couple of these tricks can be use to skip various segments for speedruns. That is, if the run even involves visiting this chapter.
1. Apparently you are playing Paper Mario Sticker Star. 2. Can you skip chapters to Chapter 4, get Watt, go back to Chapter 3 fight "Invincible Tubba Blubba" and kill him because Watt's damage isn't affected by defense?
It's more like Christmas with all these uploads recently
Well, Oct 31 = Dec 25, so it basically is.
*gets off school
_stryder7x uploaded 7 minutes ago_
WATCHES
Mr Alpha Hd time zones
Luma here in America this vid came out arond 3:30
Jerry Stamos There are multiple time zones in America
Everett Gladden Im in america. Born and raised. *eyeroll*
Where I live it was 3 about :30 when it came out I dont know my timezone off the top of my head
I wasn't doubting the fact that you were an American. I was saying that they could've still watched at 2:30 or 4:30 or whenever and it still can be in the US
Man just going down the line watching all your videos again. miss you man hope you will do a stream or put up some more content soon. Hope your doing well stryder
One could say this video was...SCARY GOOD.
...I'll show myself the door.
So, how recently WAS Bombette NPC Pushing found? Does it have any other uses?
Happy Halloween 2022! If Sam O'Nella can return, anything can happen!
I never realized- Booze Mansion.
Well, Happy Halloween Stryder7x. That Tubba Blubba moonwalk was funny.
I have heard that if you whisper Stryder7x's name three times to a Paper Mario cartridge, it crashes.
"Game: Paper Mario Sticker Star" according to UA-cam. How about NO.
It's not according to UA-cam, whenever you make a video on computer and list it as gaming u have to put a game. He must have accidently did sticker star.
3:40 stryder7x's opinion on paper mario
This chapter has always been burned into my memory. Forever forest, the spooky mansion, the giant house, and the chase sequence frightened me yet seemed so cool as a kid. Just a part of the reason I love this game.
What about Lady Victoria? Wasn't Stanley supposed to marry her?
Never clicked a video faster. Must be spoopy black magic!
spook month has begun!
thank mr stryder for good glitches and calcium or be spooked
doot doot
Skipping Lady Bow is heresy.
But does it crash paper mario?
Doing a spooky halloween video crashes Stryder7x's viewers.
To think I'm watching this on Halloween 2018.
Hey strider, i found a complete frozen anti softlock glitch in chapter 7 using a sushi clip glitch and activating a room early than heading to starborn valley. everything freezes up but rooms work and mario can function. if you see this and you are interested message me and i will show you how it happened
theres a lot more you can do with this glitch than just npc softlocking
3:39 Stanley is like ice cream, Tubba Blubba just licks him away
#SaveStanley
You never really show how Stanley is saved :(
playing paper mario can ressurect the anti-crist
Happy Halloween
Dressing up as Mario for Halloween Crashes Paper Mario
Love your videos dude, just one complaint. For the past few uploads, it feels like your microphone is just a few decibels too high. I'm not sure if it has been mentioned before, and sorry if so. Sometimes, it's just hard to understand you because it just sounds like raw noise.
In particular, do you find the bass too high, treble, or just altogether?
I think it may be the bass. Treble seems to be just fine though. I'm no sound expert, so sorry if I get anything wrong when I say this, but the other thing I think it could be is the gain. Also, thanks for taking the time to actually put up with me and respond, lol. EDIT: I just went into my sound settings and lowered the bass of my headphones by a few notches to test it out, and it evens it out greatly. So it's possible it may just be my end.
Listening to music crashes paper mario.
Happy not-yet-Halloween!
does this apply for real life ghosts too?
1:38 Background Swap
Stryder~ you ar a real qûality video-ist.
This is all he has paper Mario but nothing else he could be getting (THE NEW GAME SUPER MARIO ODDYESSY) BUT WE JUST HAVE THIS OLD SHIT!!!?!?!
"Stanley is a legend." Stryder7x 2017
“Certain hitboxes are more broken than others.”
The implication there, haha
Cody Goodman The only difference is some crash paper mario
2:00 - Dear God! Poor Stanley! The finest mind of his generation, come to such an end! We were heading for the castle, to find a way to defeat the Invincible Tubba Blubba so he would leave us alone. But without Stanley, what's the point?
Hey, Stryder, I was playing Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door today, and for some reason the game softlocked when I superguarded an Ember's attack on Keelhaul Key. Any idea why this happened?
What partners are technically required to beat the game, anyway? You've mentioned kooper and bow, and considering goompa, goombario isn't required.
You know, some glitches in games actually are terrifying. Just looks at the infamous face glitch from Assassin's Creed Unity. It's freaking horrifying!
Stanley is a legend that's Right. Lol I always loved that a character with my name was in paper mario
The next Episode: The unthinkable happened! Crash handler crashes Paper Mario. Kappa After that: Trying to fix all the glitches crashes Paper Mario.
This gets short for a Halloween special. If there's no more to cover from the original Paper Mario, why don't you go to the other games (TTYD and SPM)?
when I loaded up the video, the intro played, froze, music started playing again, the letter y bounced again, and the intro continued as normal. I'm not kidding.
My favorite part about Moonwalking Tubba Blubba is that the screen's shaking perfectly matches the drumbeat for "Billie Jean".
I found another glitch that has nothing to do with this video. I was just going through koopa fortress as you are supposed to, when I encountered a sort-of softlock. You are able to escape this one but you have to turn the console off and on. This was on virtual console. Obtain bombette as normally. And throw her at the crack of the jail cell. If you are right at the corner she will come back and you will be stuck in place. No inputs work besides the vc menu. Now that i went back, i know what happened. She gets stuck behind you and cant get around. You cant move until the cutscene where she says we are out ends. Since she cant get to her area you are stuck.
Lit
2:05 Top 10 Anime Deaths
Tilting paper Mario cartridge crashes Paper Mario.
NO DIP SHERLOCK
Yes this is all nice and good and cool but I WANNA KNOW ABOUT BADGE DUPLICATION WHEN IS IT COMING
How do you still find this stuff? Stryder, you are a god in paper mario. No. You are a god in glitching. Respect to you.
I just love that new channel icon, Stryder. Still the good ole Anti Guy, but that wtf face makes me laugh every time.
this video is amazing SIMPLY for the fact of saving stanley. holey shit
I actually just started this game because of you Stryder. I never played it beyond Goompa before, but I intend to finally play and beat it.
Paper Mario is so broken that this channel is able to have thematically appropriate episodes that coincide with particular holidays. That's absurd!
In the Stanley Parable, the end is never.
In this case, the game never crashed.
Thus the game did not have an end.
Stanley still suffers the same fate no matter what he does, and that can't be avoided.
*_*The End Is Never.*_*
I will never not love this channel, I've never even played a Mario rpg.
Your voice and charisma are captivating
You know you're gonna run out of glitches at some point right? You could definitely try to find glitches in the other Paper Mario Games.
For those that are watching after mario odyssey’s release, play it before the fandoms make their own living caps.
Can you First Strike Tubba Blubba using the cutscene glitchiness? Not that there'd be much use.
STOP CRASHING PAPER MARIO SOON ENOUGH PAPER MARIO CRASHES PAPER MARIO THEN THE WORLD THEN THE UNIVERSE THEN THE GALAXY EUFIRBYURIOEBY
I wonder if he's ever concerned his Paper Mario cartridge is just going to spontaneously combust from all of this
Oh man, I can't wait to find out how many ways Bombette NPC Pushing crashes Paper Mario.
This is bootiful! Also I have never done this. Boolicious.
Next up: 1000+ frame-perfect and angle-perfect inputs to skip Bowser.
Guys, this video was obviously a TRICK because he didn't crash Paper Mario.
I like your videos so much, i forgot to subscribe up until now. This issue has been rectified.
Don't worry buddy, I'll save you!
*BreAkS ReALitTY*