If I'm still alive in 40 years, when I'll be in my 80s, this is how I'm gonna dance in every metal show I go to. Right now I'm not powerful enough to be able to dominate a wide space in a live concert, especially because I'm a not-so-tall lady. But no one will stop an 80 yr old Grandma from conquering the venue with these moves and allowing me a radius of 3m to do my thing. The UA-cam algorithm took its head out of its own ass and just recommend Gnome to me, and I'm very happy it did.
So this is the UA-cam suggestion when you listen to heavy music, but let your son watch cartoons and your daughter watch Just Dance video's on your profile....
They've gotten by for too long on their unassuming stature and garden-warding spells. It's time for gnomes to earn their place, I say. IF they want to be taken seriously. These gnomes set a good example.
@@shinigandhi7565 You may want to read ancient german sagas like The Nibelungen. You will find out the difference between gnomes, dwarves and goblins is only... translation...
I don't know why you guys do this. I have no idea what thought process led to "play stoner metal in gnome outfits, then dance about it." But God DAMN am I glad you do it. The world needs all the brilliant, beautifully harmless weirdness it can get. God(s) bless Gnome.
@@whygamingwhy2404There’s definitely an element of prog rockiness to it as well. I think it’s a pretty good description: chill, heavy, not aggressive or angry. Good music just sit back whilst your eyes are closed and have it wash over you. Snacks optional.
The year is 2022. Metal, once thought solved, experiences a paradigm shift the likes of which only the gnomes could've engineered. The lurking Doom was thwarted yet again. Thank you, Gnome; Humanity may forget, but I remember.
Ah yes, the traditional dance of the Kraken Wanking Festival. It's normally done around a Maypole which acts as a stand-in for the Kraken, but was an excellent technical demonstration.
I would've been very disappointed if I didn't get jazz hands in the dance. Shortly after the 2 min mark, what was necessary was delivered. Bravo, gentlemen.
Frankly, I don't know how these guys haven't won rewards for this choreography. It's unmatched. Don't let other people tell you otherwise, they're lying to you and themselves.
After much struggling, I just landed a promising new job; hopped on here immediately afterwards; to discover this treasure. I feel like Gnome knew I deserved a victory tune. I had no idea that gnomes were so adept at interpretive dance! 💜
@@POLDERRECORDS Thank you so much!!!!! I'm very thankful!!!! So stoked to have discovered this channel, looking forward to discovering more new awesome bands!!!
Wenceslas crossed my recommends last week, and immediately occupied a permanent place in my mind. I had just decided I was gonna have to put it on repeat to drive it out once and for all, and I sit down... And here's this. I see what you're doing, you little fae bastards. I see you.
This is exactly what happened to me! Wenceslas hit the youtube algorithm for me somehow. Glad it did! Then watched another, Ambrosius... that is all she wrote. Sign, sealed and delivered... got the whole album! Woo Hoo! \m/ \m/
You can dance as heavy or as light as you want to metal, and it doesn't matter if they squeeze one or ten notes within a second. I'm sure there's plenty ballet dancers 'whipping' their limbs to metal music.
The perfect combination of heaviosity and lightitude. This is a rock band as magical and whimsical and canny as their namesake, mining precious material from the most (literally) down to earthen sources. Yes, I’m a little drunk. And also prone to pontification. But I’m also inspired by sincere grooviness. Have you guys considered a cover/adaptation of “Gnomus” from Modest Mussorgsky’s _Pictures from an Exhibition?_ Could be a peach, just sayin’…
0:09 "KRRRRAKEN VANKERRR" !!! LMAO also love the blooper at the end where his hat falls off Stumbled across Gnome a few months ago, can't stop listening to them Some of their stuff reminds me of old Sabbath riffs from "Masters of Reality" album, but I don't think they're purposefully trying to copy anybody's sound. Very cool.
Yeah this song came just as I reached the room before you fight astel the natural-born. The song picked up as I fought him. The slow part came as I was healing and then the fast part as I was kicking his ass. Then the end came when I killed him and took the lift up to go see ranni. Perfect
This is fairly new to me also, love the fuzzy sludgy sound. Heard them about 2 weeks ago. Thank you UA-cam algorithm... you got it correct this time! And yes, bought the album. ;)
Outstanding. New fan as of today! A dash of Sabbath, a pinch of Nilsson, a cup of Blue Oyster Cult, a sprinkle of Trio… concocted into this delicious soup that is Gnome. Ambrosius indeed!
Director: "So, for our clip, does anyone have an idea?" Him: *Dances by doing absolutely anything that comes through his mind while still somehow being in rythm with the music.* "So, was that good?" Director: "Gentlemen... I think we just achieved perfection with this one."
I don't know for how many years I've been saying this, but in my heart of hearts I feel that dance should always tell a story. Here, I feel they have achieved this and then some.
The production value on this video is insane. The costuming is Oscar worthy! The interpretive dancing is out of this world! The music transports you to an entire new dimension filled with gnomes, faeries, sprites, and goblins. Absolutely grand and spectacular auditory and visual splendor!
The best part of this video is the utter essence of happy it exudes. It feels like you're watching some small part of an extremely happy person's life.
Thank you Polderrecords for Gnome, and for making shipping available all the way across the Known World for Gnomies there. Finally! A band people with a Dark Heart can dance to. 💃
I rarely leave a comment after watching a youtube video, but for this one I feel like I must comment it. This is the most (gnome) metal thing I've seen it quite some time. /me tips pointy hat.
Hail to the UA-cam algorithm for suggesting you, Since watching that first video you have quickly become one of my favourite bands. Keep you the good work guys!
The stars aligned through some magic Gnomery or something. I am seeing it a lot in this feed. Wenceslaus was the one that hit for me. This instrumental is AWESOME too!
Ive been gnown as thee gnome my whole life ....I think I need to get the first flight to Belgium from Pennsylvania and ccollaberate music with this mighty Gnome band.....thats if I can live through the beer, fights, and awesome behavior. You all rok
I was gonna come to the uuh, Sheffield concert but my aunt got covid :’) I’ve put my lil brother on to gnome though and he keeps yelling ‘Godspeed tall gnome’ when I put this on
ok so I need to know EVERYTHING: 1) where is this cool place? 2) who made that supreme costume? 3) Who choreographed this masterpiece? 4) MOST importantly, where can I get a Gnome Hat??!?!
Some answers: 1: The place is the basement of the Studio Herman Teirlinck building in Antwerp. Which is a former music conservatory. 2: the costume was a rental from a Belgian business called Huis Baeyens. They usually rent costumes for plays and television. 3: no choreography, only an improvised masterpiece by a gnomish dance master. 4: no gnome hat merch available yet. But will be available in the near future at live gigs. Sadly, not purchasable online however. Cheerio
This is what it would look like if my eyes rolled back and looked into my brain. Just a man, dressed as a gnome, listening to Gnome making it up as he goes, doin' the best he can.
In the breakaway civilization that forms shortly after the bombs drop I vote the lyrics of this song become first and foremost in the new governing document. The hats and dance are non negotiable they stay.
His timing is impeccable. He must be a metro-gnome.
His style is impeccable, in a league of his gnome
😂
Door is over there, if you would be so kind to see yourself out
@@OutlawMaxV Yeah, it's about time to go gnome
Do metro-gnomes eat at Subway?
yes UA-cam algorithm, I would indeed like to click on a video titled "Kraken Wanker" at almost 5 in the morning, how did you know?
😂😂😂😂😂
Very Melbourne
I only just finished learning the moves for Wenceslas!
Epic moves!! Haha
Plus trying to get the outfit as well.
Mosh pit at a Gnome show is gonna be awesome
Or will it be more like line dancing?
@@davidhodges7037 ahahahahahahahash
If I'm still alive in 40 years, when I'll be in my 80s, this is how I'm gonna dance in every metal show I go to. Right now I'm not powerful enough to be able to dominate a wide space in a live concert, especially because I'm a not-so-tall lady. But no one will stop an 80 yr old Grandma from conquering the venue with these moves and allowing me a radius of 3m to do my thing. The UA-cam algorithm took its head out of its own ass and just recommend Gnome to me, and I'm very happy it did.
I'll also be in my 80's. I'll help clear the pit with my souped-up wheelchair.
I will be a fresh 70 years old and will escort you and make room for the Gnome Queen.
I personally cannot wait for that, even if I never personally witness it.
I'll be very surprised if I last that long, but my ghost will haunt anyone that dares disturb such perfection.
following to see this
So this is the UA-cam suggestion when you listen to heavy music, but let your son watch cartoons and your daughter watch Just Dance video's on your profile....
I've never seen someone put it into words before but....yeah
Truth
I got this after my daughter watching bluey and son watching cocomelon and myself watching 12’Ninja
Bitch I listen to Clowncore
I would like but I won’t break the 69
Their concerts must be utterly bewildering...Imagine an audience of metalheads all doing this dance......
In the underdark no less. There are luminescent mushrooms down there to make light.
Oh I sure as Hell hope they do ❤
@howardmaryon I saw them the day before yesterday. The Dancer came on stage when they played this song and it was glorious.
@@unit4039 Righteous 🤘🤘
I'm in bruges next year,hopefully they'll be playing a gig near by
when ever people say "Gnomes are not a respectable people"
I show them this band.
so far it has changed peoples views of Gnomes, 100% of the time.
I will learn this dance for when my daughter gets married. This is the Ultimate Dad Dance of Doom!
YES THAT IS THE DADLIEST THING TO DO!!
Fuck it, you might even form a dad-metal band.
Yea when she maries a garden gnome?
The husband is a bit on the short side, so you could say so
Did your daughter get married yet? I'm thinking fully commit and get the outfit too.
You're setting a high standard for other gnomes to live up to.
They've gotten by for too long on their unassuming stature and garden-warding spells. It's time for gnomes to earn their place, I say. IF they want to be taken seriously. These gnomes set a good example.
I know right, like way to make it look like the rest of us aren't even trying....
I think they are lying about being actual gnomes, I know, I know….should have never looked into it
@@tapeworm6093 don't believe goblin propaganda.
they can't stand that gnomes are making better music than them.
@@shinigandhi7565 You may want to read ancient german sagas like The Nibelungen. You will find out the difference between gnomes, dwarves and goblins is only... translation...
Turns out I’ve been dancing like a gnome this whole time
Gnome one wants to dance with you anyways !
Must be the most flexible person in town 😂
@@abefroman9848 If you're going to pixie on a gnome you best be fairy sure of your abilities.
Ahhh the Gnome mating dance… such a beautiful sight to see in the wild…
I don't know why you guys do this. I have no idea what thought process led to "play stoner metal in gnome outfits, then dance about it." But God DAMN am I glad you do it. The world needs all the brilliant, beautifully harmless weirdness it can get. God(s) bless Gnome.
Wtf is stoner metal
@@whygamingwhy2404Slow, sludgy, pentatonic rock with fuzzy guitars.
This genre.
@@christophermccoy151 So just more chill metal? Stoner metal makes it sound like right shite
@@whygamingwhy2404There’s definitely an element of prog rockiness to it as well. I think it’s a pretty good description: chill, heavy, not aggressive or angry. Good music just sit back whilst your eyes are closed and have it wash over you. Snacks optional.
I've seen pirate metal, dwarf metal and now gnome metal. Only a matter of time before Elfcore becomes a thing.
If you're not dancing like this to your favorite tunes, then you're doing it wrong.
A good song to listen to on a rainy day when you're Gnome alone.
But keep these little gnome hands above the blanket..gnome porn rules!
theres still people out there that doubt the existence of gnomes. clearly they haven't seen this video
Yo shrouded! I fucking love your videos!
Wild seeing you here!
Shrouded! Great taste man 🤘
😳I was literally just shown Gnome for the first time and thought shrouded hand would be so into this...
Hey! Shrouded hand's here
No I watched this and a few others and still think I may just have a fever. But I'm loving it.
The year is 2022. Metal, once thought solved, experiences a paradigm shift the likes of which only the gnomes could've engineered. The lurking Doom was thwarted yet again. Thank you, Gnome; Humanity may forget, but I remember.
Electric Wizard always lurkin
I member. ✊
All hail our new gnomey overlords.
En patre et filli et spiritus sancti amen
This band really does not get the credit they deserve. The music is good, the video spectacle is good and more people should know about them!
They will, they will.
37k people viewed this and counting.. what’re you talking about, they’re getting credit?
and also new fresh coreography in every video!
@@paardenvijgneuken yes mate 🖤💜🔥
Got King now after hearing 3 tunes
I don't need any videos I'd listen to this music anytime anywhere without a video the music is better than good it's great it's ass kicking
I want to see them in concert just to join the sea of fans with red conical gnome hats
🤣🤣😂 Yes! I would love to join that 😅
I'm suprised they haven't sold their own gnome hats!!
This is the hardest rocking interpretive dance routine I've ever witnessed. Brilliant! \m/ \m/
I love this kind of casually filmed videos, he just walked in in his everyday clothes and danced along the music. Brilliant!
Dunno how this band hit my algorithm but bless the gnome gods for putting you guys in my life.
Power of the Gnomes!
Everyone's talking about the immaculate dance, but this song is one of the best I've ever heard
Ah yes, the traditional dance of the Kraken Wanking Festival. It's normally done around a Maypole which acts as a stand-in for the Kraken, but was an excellent technical demonstration.
I would've been very disappointed if I didn't get jazz hands in the dance. Shortly after the 2 min mark, what was necessary was delivered. Bravo, gentlemen.
Frankly, I don't know how these guys haven't won rewards for this choreography.
It's unmatched. Don't let other people tell you otherwise, they're lying to you and themselves.
After much struggling, I just landed a promising new job; hopped on here immediately afterwards; to discover this treasure. I feel like Gnome knew I deserved a victory tune. I had no idea that gnomes were so adept at interpretive dance! 💜
Good luck with the new job!
@@POLDERRECORDS Thank you so much!!!!! I'm very thankful!!!! So stoked to have discovered this channel, looking forward to discovering more new awesome bands!!!
this does feel rather celebatory
Wenceslas crossed my recommends last week, and immediately occupied a permanent place in my mind. I had just decided I was gonna have to put it on repeat to drive it out once and for all, and I sit down... And here's this.
I see what you're doing, you little fae bastards. I see you.
This is exactly what happened to me! Wenceslas hit the youtube algorithm for me somehow. Glad it did! Then watched another, Ambrosius... that is all she wrote. Sign, sealed and delivered... got the whole album! Woo Hoo! \m/ \m/
You should have known better than trust a gnome. But I hear you, I fell down the same rabbit hole with youtube’s algorithms.
🤣
I'm in the same boat as you guys lol
Thank you for another one. The world is in need for this.
Praise the gnome 😎🔥👑
This video makes me as happy as any video ever has. It is now my personal goal to spread Gnome to as many people as possible.
It took me 9 months but i now know the entire choreography and will perform it for my friends
Thank god I’m not the only one that thinks this is the way dancing should be…
Now that's how the white gnome grooves.
What do you mean by "should be"? You're saying this ISN'T how everyone dances?!
Yeah, move over kabouter Plop and your stupid Plopdans, this is how real gnomes dance!
This, my friends, it's art in its purest form.
Just Dance 2022, Gnome edition
I’m here because my doctor recommended I take up gnome dancing as a cardio workout.
Is it silly? Maybe. Is it amazing? Absolutely. This song just gets better and better as it goes on.
Haha so true. I had my finger hoovering above the back button during the whole song and suddenly it was finished :)
This is one of the most important music videos I've ever seen.
I used to play tabletop role-playing games which I haven't done for about 30 years, I would be willing to play with these individuals LOL.
Never imagined that a Metal song could have a dance coreography other than headbanging. Beautiful!
Can you imagine a live show where the crowd is all dancing like this instead of just standing still headbanging? Would be glorious.
You can dance as heavy or as light as you want to metal, and it doesn't matter if they squeeze one or ten notes within a second. I'm sure there's plenty ballet dancers 'whipping' their limbs to metal music.
Dude i be 2 step, cha cha slidin to my metal
It's called body banging i think🤔
Animals as Leaders do too, but its a bit more serious.
The perfect combination of heaviosity and lightitude. This is a rock band as magical and whimsical and canny as their namesake, mining precious material from the most (literally) down to earthen sources.
Yes, I’m a little drunk. And also prone to pontification. But I’m also inspired by sincere grooviness.
Have you guys considered a cover/adaptation of “Gnomus” from Modest Mussorgsky’s _Pictures from an Exhibition?_ Could be a peach, just sayin’…
leviosity and weightitude to you, my dude.
You said it perfectly sir, my gnome hat is off to you.
Well said. My headset only works on the left and my speakers are shit. I cannot truly enjoy this magnificent music.
with you, brother
Drunk pontification is THE BEST!
This is the best minimalistic video I’ve seen! Keep up the great work! 🤘
I ve never fel so identified with a mode of dancing in my life.
I’ve never been so happy to have a video recommended by UA-cam! 🧙♂️🤘
0:09 "KRRRRAKEN VANKERRR" !!! LMAO
also love the blooper at the end where his hat falls off
Stumbled across Gnome a few months ago, can't stop listening to them
Some of their stuff reminds me of old Sabbath riffs from "Masters of Reality" album, but I don't think they're purposefully trying to copy anybody's sound. Very cool.
Nope, still no idea what's going on here but increasingly starting to like this band, since these gnomes rock hard.
listened to this while playing Elden Ring. It synced up to my travels, boss fight, and death.
almost brought a tear to my eye
That is awesome!!
Yeah this song came just as I reached the room before you fight astel the natural-born. The song picked up as I fought him. The slow part came as I was healing and then the fast part as I was kicking his ass. Then the end came when I killed him and took the lift up to go see ranni. Perfect
confidence charged 100%
I only discovered you guys yesterday and have been rockin out to your songs all night. Absolutely love the new video
Welcome, fellow gnomling!
Me too 🙂
This is fairly new to me also, love the fuzzy sludgy sound. Heard them about 2 weeks ago. Thank you UA-cam algorithm... you got it correct this time! And yes, bought the album. ;)
Also just learned of these fine gents yesterday. Keep it up you rocking gnomes!
By chance are shirts available?
@@TheDredConspiracy Agreed! Shirts Please. I'd buy some.
One of THE best music video ever made.
Outstanding. New fan as of today! A dash of Sabbath, a pinch of Nilsson, a cup of Blue Oyster Cult, a sprinkle of Trio… concocted into this delicious soup that is Gnome. Ambrosius indeed!
Add Helmet to taste
Much wisdom to be gained through interpretive dance.
I am, a humbler man.
Blessings and gratitude.
A wonderful spectacle accompanied with some banger music
I like to imagine the band members are actual Gnomes, and he's 3 feet tall (a meter). Makes all their videos and dances even better. 🥰
Gnome aerobics has arrived!!!
Director: "So, for our clip, does anyone have an idea?"
Him: *Dances by doing absolutely anything that comes through his mind while still somehow being in rythm with the music.*
"So, was that good?"
Director: "Gentlemen... I think we just achieved perfection with this one."
Disco Inferno! Yeah! Love you Gnome! 🇫🇮
I don't know for how many years I've been saying this, but in my heart of hearts I feel that dance should always tell a story. Here, I feel they have achieved this and then some.
You are a great powertrio, guys. Rock is still alive. Thank you. Greetings from Chile.
This is my morning routine exercise; a day started with this dance can't be a bad day.
The production value on this video is insane. The costuming is Oscar worthy! The interpretive dancing is out of this world! The music transports you to an entire new dimension filled with gnomes, faeries, sprites, and goblins. Absolutely grand and spectacular auditory and visual splendor!
you guys randomly popped up in my algorithmz and i'm ever so thankful.
His pose at 0:40 looks like a screenshot from the character selection of the weirdest fighting game ever made.
I don't know why youtube's algorithm suddenly decided that more people needed to see you guys, but I'm glad it did
A dance routine i can bust out at the nightclub!
I don't know what I did to get this in my feed, but I'm glad I clicked.
The best part of this video is the utter essence of happy it exudes. It feels like you're watching some small part of an extremely happy person's life.
Who is this angel. This fleet footed figure of grace and harmony.
Thank you Polderrecords for Gnome, and for making shipping available all the way across the Known World for Gnomies there.
Finally! A band people with a Dark Heart can dance to. 💃
I rarely leave a comment after watching a youtube video, but for this one I feel like I must comment it. This is the most (gnome) metal thing I've seen it quite some time. /me tips pointy hat.
A music video of what happens in my head durin sweet music.
Just discovered this band by searching "meadowpunk" after a shitpost meme, now i fucking love it, GNOMES ARE REAL!!
Gnome's choreographies are really next level.
I just watched a Gnome. Dance for like 5 minutes and 27 seconds. I played bass for over 20 years and I'm very happy to listen to some men rock out.
Hail to the UA-cam algorithm for suggesting you, Since watching that first video you have quickly become one of my favourite bands. Keep you the good work guys!
The stars aligned through some magic Gnomery or something. I am seeing it a lot in this feed. Wenceslaus was the one that hit for me. This instrumental is AWESOME too!
Wenceslas was probably the best recommendation the UA-cam algorithm has ever cranked out for me
Ive been gnown as thee gnome my whole life ....I think I need to get the first flight to Belgium from Pennsylvania and ccollaberate music with this mighty Gnome band.....thats if I can live through the beer, fights, and awesome behavior. You all rok
So much energy and groove. Dont let your heart die young
when you dont have an instrument you become the instrument all hail the dancing gnome king!
It's like Star Wars Kid all over again.
Stop teasing us with the near upskirt shots! Gnome's are soooooooo HOT!
great performance of the dance 👍 remarkable great 👏👏. greetings from 🇨🇱 CHILE 🇨🇱 😎✨👍👏✌️
the smile on my face
slowly blooms
satisfied
This has to be the best song title in the history of music.
ever since the algorithm threw Father of Time in my lap, I have been converted into a Gnomist. Can't wait to gnome live to you guys.
I was gonna come to the uuh, Sheffield concert but my aunt got covid :’) I’ve put my lil brother on to gnome though and he keeps yelling ‘Godspeed tall gnome’ when I put this on
Really fun seeing people walk by through the gap in the curtains
Glad to see those interpretive dance lessons are paying off.
This fills me with JOY! Gnome are just a flawless band that make me believe I'm in a dwarf tavern in Dungeons and Dragons, love them so much
Cheers from France. Your video make my my life better, it s a plus.
This is how I normally dance on the dance floor anyways….and at metal concerts!……LOVE IT!
ok so I need to know EVERYTHING: 1) where is this cool place? 2) who made that supreme costume? 3) Who choreographed this masterpiece? 4) MOST importantly, where can I get a Gnome Hat??!?!
Some answers:
1: The place is the basement of the Studio Herman Teirlinck building in Antwerp. Which is a former music conservatory.
2: the costume was a rental from a Belgian business called Huis Baeyens. They usually rent costumes for plays and television.
3: no choreography, only an improvised masterpiece by a gnomish dance master.
4: no gnome hat merch available yet. But will be available in the near future at live gigs. Sadly, not purchasable online however.
Cheerio
@@rico_reptile thank you for taking the time to answer, very awesome. Can't wait for those gnome hats to drop!
Please keep the rights to your music no matter the cost, I wish the world for you, this is all brilliant
Killer grooves and definitely entertaining to watch.
Top teir dancing from a top tier band.
I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY BOYFRIEND. AND THIS MAN. HE SAYS "Oh, who would have gnome." AND IM FURIOUS
Marry that boy
Whatever this is, it just made my day. May the Gnomes dance forever. 🕺
This is what it would look like if my eyes rolled back and looked into my brain. Just a man, dressed as a gnome, listening to Gnome making it up as he goes, doin' the best he can.
I never dared to dream to see such awesomeness, it's almost as mesmerizing as watching a lava lamp.
I'm feeling that guy's vibe!!
In the breakaway civilization that forms shortly after the bombs drop I vote the lyrics of this song become first and foremost in the new governing document. The hats and dance are non negotiable they stay.
Looking and sounding better than ever! The world would be a safer, happier place if only everybody listened to Gnome!
I am a jazz guitar player and I REALLY liked the music , very well organized