If Social Media Hosted A Party
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- Опубліковано 1 вер 2021
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[RE: ANGRY COMMENTS:]
My intention with that "temporary ban" bit of the video isn't to call for full-on censorship. That's nuts. I was trying (and I guess failing) to express that those weird "12-hour suspensions" that Twitter does, literally don't do anything. They've performative-- so that they can then say they're doing something about disinformation.
I can see how making fun of temporary bans could imply that permanent bans were the go-to solution, and I could have been clearer in writing that bit. The point is: I don't know what the solution is to the very complicated issue of disinformation, but time-outs aren't it- and I wanted to poke fun at that. Next video will be about farts or something. - Комедії
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engage.
What if we're already married? I'm not sure engaging S&G would be a good idea then. 🤔
But we CAN reply to comments. In case you feel engage-y today… thanks Ryan!
@@wesleyoldham4222 s&g is more important. engage.
@@FireChickenYT You're right. And Ryan DID recommended it.
I'll just have to explain the situation to her over a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.
"Yeah...engage!" was the single most revealing and disturbing part of this.
It scared me
I found it romantic because now they are engaged.
@1:35
@@joshroehl6098 reported for spam.
It was much more creepy when he said it than when Picard says it.
Hi there hello- just want to clarify a bit:
My intention with that "temporary ban" bit of the video isn't to call for full-on censorship. That's nuts. I was trying (and I guess failing) to express that those weird "12-hour suspensions" that Twitter does, literally don't do anything. They've performative-- so that they can then say they're doing something about disinformation.
I can see how making fun of temporary bans could imply that permanent bans were the go-to solution, and I could have been clearer in writing that bit. The point is: I don't know what the solution is to the very complicated issue of disinformation, but time-outs aren't it- and I wanted to poke fun at that.
I appreciate the constructive criticism and threats! Next video will be about farts or something, whatever.
I agree with you, I decided
I think you got the point across pretty well. Some people are going to take things a certain way regardless of how well you articulate it.
So glad you started your own channel.
Can't wait for the first guy to fart video!
You hit everything spot on. Crazy that as a 13 year old I understood all of this and what is going on in the world. Ryan you are a national treasure
"You aren't gonna help me, are you?"
"God no, buy a *_sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it!"_*
Man, that should have been what was advertised!
I bought a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it and it cured my depression, my cancer, and even helped me find true love. Thanks, Sandwich with a Pretty Big Pickle In It Corporation!
You beat me, and HUNDREDS OF OTHERS to it. :)
Missed opportunity.
Mr. Pickleseller changed my life
At first I was like: Why are there background people in the Ryanverse that aren't Ryan?
Then I was all: Oh, course. They're the bots.
Correct✅
They're from "Can I call you tonight"
ua-cam.com/video/gCwrvWVTKlI/v-deo.html
Oh?
@@Jtzkb and, if pitch meetings Is canon, there's also matpats
“You aren’t going to help me with that are you”
“God no. Buy a hamburger.”
So true it’s the rainbow capitalism style thing, companies performatively caring.
The sandwich-with-a-pretty-big-pickle-in-it guy has really upgraded!
I am disappointed he didn't say "Buy a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it."
@keep rollin reported your account for spam.
Admittedly, I do tend to feel less sad after buying a burger... if only because eating can be a temporary distraction from life's existential dread, but any port in a storm :-p
We need to see the first person ever to use social media. Ryan has great chemistry with himself
Hi
Hi
The fact that there were non Ryan-Georges in the background was unsettling
I like cheese
@@RorikH what? Never seen an alien before?
The fire in Social Media's eyes when he says, "Yeah, engage" is too funny
It's funny because it's true *looking at you, meta inc.*
I wanted to give u a like but you are at 666 you need an exorcise.
Ok
Picturing a priest on a stationary bike screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" while flinging holy-sweat @@LolSho0orTs
“Just sit alone with your thoughts with no noise to fill the silence” hits right through your gut. Ryan’s spilling hard to admit truths in his every video.
You must be intolerable if you can’t even stand your own company
I need a constant stream of noise.
Kinda sad that people aren't able to occupy themselves nowadays. Seems like a pretty essential skill to be lacking.
@BlindSp0tz you are literally commenting on one of those noise websites
@@Kozuu7 Yeah, that was kind of the point of my comment though. I don't go on youtube and let the algorithm do the thinking for me. I know what I'm looking for in terms of entertainment.
I love the fact that in Ryanverse, if you're not a Ryan you're just a sim.
Edit. Over 1.5k likes! Thanks guys, I'm SIMply amazed I got that many...😶
😃 I think you might have lost a couple of likes by saying that.
😆 oh, dang, I think you may be right!
😄whoops
😁whoopsie
We're all sims. Only Ryan is real.
Sul sul. Oh feebee lay. Whippna choba dog.
@@uncleharm8893 Poly gort-no! Faba torn, ali gush naw~
*An image of a robot appears for some reason*
@@Som_RandomGuy *pees on floor
@@uncleharm8893 Buzankadorf! *randomly starts doing push-ups
Missed opportunity to have the fast food company advertise the sandwich with a pretty big pickle.
The pickle would be tight ... In a smaller sandwich.
But the guest does live on Maple Street, so Ryan met his reference quota.
awwwww
Whoops!
He can't have the major fast food company in his universe seen not to help people with mental illness 😩
I imagine Ryan having a room full of mannequins for those back shots.
pretty sure that was the Sims or something
I imagine it was super easy, barely an inconvenience to use The Sims gameplay as the background
Hahaha back shots. Nice
If you meant background shots, it's the Sims.
If you meant the shot of his back in the foreground, it just looks like a static image layer.
So both are super easy, barely an inconvenience.
You didn't know that he can clone himself?
Social media and trauma-P0rn news agencies have been banned from our household and in just a few weeks there has been a notable improvement in our general dispositions and communications with each other.
the Sims in the background are… worrying me
omg yesss same
are we all the sims in the background…
One Topic!
hello! :D
@@OneTopic hol up you just made me question my life
"Yes engage" summed up every social media company there is.
its a call back to his inter dimensional skit.
hey, here is my engaging "like"
It wasn't said like a moan nor was the social media guy rubbing his nipples while he said it, so it's a pretty terrible imitation if you ask me.
Ryan George: "Yeah... engage"
Bo Burnham: "We've got a million different ways to engage"
You could have also included the part where someone who isn't doing anything wrong at all gets a citation or something while the people causing real problems continue without trouble. A character named Algorithm could be a snitch with bad hearing who tattles on the wrong people.
“Yeah… engage”
“Wait what?”
Pretty accurate
Make it so, Number One.
“ I haven’t been in your aunt’s house for weeks”
Bad Adstronaut... 🤣🤣
Hey I love your channel!
Badstronaut 😏
Badstronuat
he specifically said bathroom which is worse
She was just telling me yesterday she wondered what happened to that guy.
As I was over at her house and stuff.
Ryan at the party, there is a whole party of interesting, happy people who DID decide to leave the party and are enjoying being alone with their thoughts and reading books! Join us!
It’s freeing, not having all that noise! No click bait, no comment wars over inconsequential topics, no propaganda from every side. I miss the memes. That’s it.
You're on UA-cam...
Anyone threatening Ryan has clearly never had their neck snapped by someone who has just done a backflip
Bet that'll save the day.
The problem isn’t people saying stupid stuff - it’s the number of people that believe it.
Got to go now, my toaster bath is getting cold.
The whole point of the toaster bath is that it doesn't get cold! I think you're forgetting to turn on the toasters
Yeah hold on a second while I go check the breaker
@@tommy2buttz668 I'm googling how to by-pass GFIC circuits as we speak, gotta stay warm.
One word for you....kids.
@@BengtBagels I don’t know, toaster baths are usually more fun with more people...
So disappointed that 'the Sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it' company wasn't the fast food company used...
Yeah. Is weird for Ryan to drop the ball like this.
We don't always have to reference canon I decided.
@@brucebaker810 we don't *have* to, but isn't it super easy, barely an inconvenience?
Micheal Pickleseller needs to be in more of these skits
@@heroofthewest He could pony up some cash. Like Raycon and Sheets n Giggles did.
Hey Ryan, sorry to come out of the blue like this, but you should do a "the first guy to ever open an amusement park" video. People queuing for hours to get into little wagons to do loops in the air, this will always amaze me.
I like how Ryan presents reality in a way that makes you go "Oh my god". And then he's like but here's the alternative. And you're like "oh yeah that's why it's like that."
"What are your sources?"
"Doctors"
"Yeah, engage"
The media - Incase you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap
Megamind.
And here I am... in the trap.
ahh you again.
The media, no not those doctors who are working in hospitals on a daily basis, these doctors who sit in government office buildings and spend all their time telling people on TV what they should do.
I legitimately think that the sponsors don't even care to check how has he made the ad cuz they know that it'll be very good regardless. Just tell him what to say and he'll do it in the most entertaining way possible.
Yeah, it's mostly about exposure for them.
I thought you were going to say because they know it will be super easy barely a inconvenience
"I haven't been in your aunts bathroom in weeks!"
@@josephsawyer3982 didn't think about that. Haven't watched pitch meetings in a while. Gotta watch some then
Probably I (decided) - correcting himself - I don't know, maybe 4:26
I love the sinister "Yeah, engage" - it's what "they" really want all along :-).
I'm actually perfectly fine with no noise to fill the silence. In fact, it's great. I think more people should try it more often. We might have fewer problems in the world if people actually took time to think about things instead of having to react to everything at every moment.
Agree, but we have to admit that it's more of a luxury at this point. We wouldn't have all these innovations and technologies that have improved our state of living if our species didn't socialize and share ideas. So there is a balance there. Problem is some people can only learn through real trial and error and not critical thinking. You know....the kind of person you tell to not touch a hot stove but they do it anyway. But hey, pain is a good teacher.
It's scary how realistic this is.
Your name is mr. E presumably because you speak in riddles.
@mr. E yes it’s called freedom of speech 🎤, but lots of people abuse that constitutional right on social media by spreading misinformation, cyberbullying, wild conspiracy theories & posting radical views
@keep rollin spam
@@joshroehl6098 spam
@@jamesgarrett8833 Who is this Mr. E you are talking to? It appears he was censored. :D
“Did you read the fine print?”
*Pauses
“No”
Yep this is accurate
Well, there is so much fine print, you'd never be doing anything else if you read all of it trying to comprehend what it actually means. For the most part, consumers are forced to trust it's all common sense and standard practice. I feel like it is, or should be, illegal to exploit that, and hide something in a cryptic phrasing on page 53
@@philippeamon7271 It's not illegal, but it definitely should be.
@@philippeamon7271 Agreed. That thing you violated on page 783 paragraph 46 for that clock app you downloaded shouldn't be enforcable under a reasonable person standard. Put the ownus on the company to produce clear and concise language that a reasonable person would actually be able to read, and highlight critical portions related to what the company is accessing of yours and very specifically how they are able to use it.
@@philippeamon7271 Agreed. And also - obvious but imho salient, nonetheless - is the fact of the “no recourse” nature of these agreements. In human-to-human interactions, an agreement is at least theoretically something to which both parties have input, vs. so-called agreements we engage in with social media & other virtual world entities. Rather than true agreements, these are complicated, often one-sided rules handed down by fiat, to which a user must “agree,” or forfeit any right to use the service. There is no recourse for users - it is strictly a “take it or leave it” deal, which in itself I think tends likewise to disincentivize a trip down the fine-print rabbit hole.
The only problem is that corporations aren't the only ones taking advantage of others. There's also that person who makes a living out of suing companies, leaning on loopholes. In a large, complex society, trust and dialog are hard to sustain.
Then there's the fun little social media trick where you suddenly get suspended with no explanation other than "somebody was offended by something you said, but we won't tell you what it was or give you a chance to defend yourself."
That has never happened to me or anyone I know. Hmm wonder why…
Yo, I just got an email today from UA-cam with the subject line "Tell us about your experience with UA-cam" then the body of the email said something about "members of the community were concerned with some of the comments you've posted on UA-cam" and I was like, "I have over 10,000 comments on UA-cam, and not all of them are civil discussions with nice people, be specific."
So yea, apparently someone I was arguing with on a UA-cam comment reported me to UA-cam (and likely edited their comments to look more victimlike) but without knowing who reported me over what, there's no way I can go correct my offending comments.
What happened to people having personal responsibility with information rather than expecting some authority to step in?
"You can just sit there alone with no noise to fill the silence."
Don't threaten me with a good time, Ryan.
Tweeting on Twitter is like talking into a giant room with other people talking at the same time. Nobody will listen to you unless you're famous.
They only listen if you’re famous or saying sum controversial
Or unless you say something that just happens to piss off the one person who heard it
This is unequivocally false. I've been in random arguments with dozens of people and I have no following.
Or very loud and annoying
@@JameyMcQueen yeah, Only If you have good argument that stimulate them to take their time in their life and listen to you
And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys' necks and saved the day.
That last suggestion, reading a book, sitting in silence, is ironically the best advice, which people are afraid to heed.
You are correct
Some people do read books in silence, until they get interrupted by their social media feed which they are on because one or more of their relatives will be very cross that they don't know about this big thing in the family that was announced on social media only because that way everyone will know.
@@davidwuhrer6704 haha yeah! *continues scrolling through UA-cam
@@davidwuhrer6704 How do you read books not in silence?
Idk if afraid is the correct term. Some people just don't like reading.
I just finished ''It'' by Stephen King today, btw. Apparently this guy sometimes writes his stuff under the influence of drugs. I feel like that was definitely the case on some scenes in this book lol. I still had a really good time tho.
when you have no money to buy the products Ryan advertises, but wait eagerly for the advertisement because it's so fun
Daniel thrasher does the same thing, you should look him up if you don't know about him.
I'm 55. I swear, out of all the ads I've ever watched in my entire lifetime, Ryan's are the ONLY ads I actually look forward to watching!
Ryan, my daughter introduced me to your videos just a few short months ago. I'm now a rabid (erm, an AVID) fan! Thank you so much for making me laugh until my voice is hoarse - so many times! I now say "I decided" about things just like you, "ya ya ya ya yayayaya" when I agree with things, and of course, "That's super-easy, BARELY an inconvenience" - and then I laugh and laugh and everyone around me just shakes their heads...
I seriously gotta share your stuff more, dude. :D Thanks for the joy in these crazy times!
Ryan ads are like bonus skits
@@joshwarrey3728 or as Thrasher puts it, they are “a sketch after the sketch that happens to be paid for.”
Maybe bc the ad was better than the sketch? 😒
I missed the part when guys are constantly banned from the party for month because their political ideology is different from the host'.
I do not speak about anything harmful, but things like 'you are banned for 7 days because you forwarded/retweeted a post from a known athlete who supported his country about hosting the Olympics'.
I have more personal examples (dozens) but i think that's the weirdest.
Very true
Agreed, that is weird.
I feel like you should have a had a person with a blue checkmark walking around spouting disinformation:
"Hey that guy is saying stuff that's not true"
"how can it not be true he has a blue checkmark"
"how does that make a difference,"
"it means they're famous, and so they're opinions matter more,"
"Do you even know who that is?"
"Not a clue."
Maple Street? If I zoom out on Google Maps I can see my house from there!
Hi
My uncle used to live there
I agree with this statement
The Social Media Platforms are due on Maple Street
lots of streets are named after trees
“You’re welcome to leave at any time” such beautiful advice that not enough people take.
Since I watched this, I've been telling everyone that a skull and crossbones means it'll clean your bones. My bones are clean AF!
I already feel like facebook would be the guy who wasn't invited but is spying on from the bushes
"Oh I didn't get the invite the other guys got, but I know one of them so that means I can come anyway and do whatever I want"
Because they bought 30% of the other social media platforms and turned them into sleeper cells 🤣
Nah facebook is the one spreading the fake news, pretty much any social media site would be the one spying on the party
Ryan really got the whole ad thing down, I actually like to stay after the video purely for the adstronaut. Not many youtubers are able to make you happy with the sentence "this video is sponsored by.... more about them at the end of the sketch"
I just wish there was a pause between the sketch and the ad.
@@ThreadBomb Sorry, why is that?
Daniel Thrasher does great ad reads as well. I watch the thru to the end. :)
yeah same, this ad format is incredibly good
I was pretty sad myself until I got Ryan's social security number. Now I own a boat.
The First Guy to ever own a boat - Do you want to go out on the water but don't want to be in the water!
He lives on Maple street? Dude that's INSANE he may have been there when the crime happened!
Internet companies: *Stealing personal data is very easy, barely an convenience*
Google's motto used to be: Don't be evil. Then they changed it...........
Fine print is TIGHT!
So spot on, even the part about temporary bans that do nothing... Would have been fun to see a real doctor permanently banned because he disagrees with a sponsor, that happens all the time!
yep, should have had random people in the background getting tossed out left and right while they were talking about that one guy.
yeah, or when a real doctor points out flaws in the CDC or WHO information... or states facts about a disease... or points out how masks work... you know, all that dangerous stuff we cant let people know about. Facts just get in the way, much better to ban the doctors
@Andrew Sokolowski yeah right, like twitter is going to ban their employees favorite organizations
There are such thing as perma bans
@@a_c35 You realize he's making fun of people like you, right?
Your social media sketches are so on-point! I left the scrolly ones a few weeks ago because sadness awareness month was coming up.
Now I fill my days watching UA-cam videos and checking the fridge... I do feel better though.
Baaaack in my day, there were these things called CDs that could fill the silence without signing your life away.
The social among us went to gigs and hooked up in person, which is the equivalent of online now.
" I appreciate the constructive criticism and threats!"
Can't stop laughing!
What? When did he say that? Am I missing something
@@unez1312 Ryan commented on the video, this dude made a separate comment instead of replying to that.
"I didn't agree to help Ryan George feed his cats."
"You did. It was in that fine print, but you have to click 'Show More' first."
Yeah, but to be fair, everyone in Canada lives on Maple St, so it's still sorta anonymous.
I know it is under appreciated so putting it out there I really appreciate how Ryan makes sure to put sponsered message at the end of the skit and let's you watch the whole act without putting it into your face
I am sorry, but we have different people on the background! I thought this universe everyone had one look!!!
I think that might be The Sims, just blurred
Those are just rejects
no its fine bc if you look at there faces the look like everyonr else ;)
@@vitinamorabito7283 I know they are sims... not the point lol
@keep rollin yea not going to click that.
“Engage” was my favorite part. You’re a comedic genius, sir.
I didnt expect him to go in the "not enough censorship" direction.
Well, Ryan's Canadian, so... maybe the idea that people are generally supposed to use their own brains, and engage in research, discuss everything widely, know your sources and trust science -- you know, like I was taught -- wasn't taught to him.
He didn't. You're just an asshole who doesn't like laughter or joy.
@@MrLee-cy1pw im pretty sure thats incorrect.
@@Icedanon "Hi there hello- just to clarify a bit:
My intention with that "temporary ban" bit of the video isn't to call for full-on censorship. That's nuts. I was trying (and I guess failing) that those weird "12-hour suspensions" that Twitter does, literally don't do anything. They're performative-- so that they can then say they're doing something about disinformation." - Ryan George
You should have. He's indicated left-wing politics in a few other videos.
Moreover, a lot of people don't appreciate the extraordinary level of partisanship in social media censorship. Left-wing people never see any censorship in their bubbles, so to them, the idea that there's too much censorship seems ludicrous. It's right-wing people who experience crazy levels of censorship, often in cases where it's inconceivable that it could be defended, so it's right-wing people who can't imagine that anyone would see "not enough censorship" as a problem.
Never tell yourself that you’ve seen the best of Ryan’s videos, because you’ll keep getting proved wrong
That violent insurgent has a very commanding mustache, I would join his cause myself.
The eyebrows say it all...........
Yeah yeah yeah we meet the second Thursday of every month...... it's BYOB no IPAs
I feel like he could do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck and save the day!
@@VitaminCBable WOW Wow wow......................
WOW!
You're not gonna take it anymore are you?
If reddit was a person
Reddit:" well i gotta leave, i have to feed the people in my basement "
*Friends laugh nervously*
Reddit:" what's so funny?"
If Reddit was a person their religion would be Keanu Reeves and Big Chungus
Reddit: **Defends Pedophilia**
Me: "That isn't okay..."
Reddit: "You are a Russian Bot!"
@@ZenKrio wait what
@@ZenKrio what? how is that on topic?
@@aduck1359 look up Aimee Knight.. that should get you the info.
Ryan George's commercials are so entertaining I would click on the thumbnail just to watch those!
"Tomorrow, we rise.... snap the bad guy's neck and save the day."
I love how Ryan just taped a written note of social media party on his shirt 🗣
rollin I've reported your account for spam.
@@joshroehl6098 I've reported you as well
I swear he lives right next to Caleb City.
@@protorhinocerator142 ryan caleb collab when
@@moonl1314 Ready for it.
Why would I buy a hamburger when I could have a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.
Are they funny? Or are they supposed to be funny? Big difference.
He’s the only UA-camr that has me laughing and watching the adds 😂
And of course it should be the government that gets to decide what is officially "true" is because if history shows us anything it's that nobody in the government has ever been biased or politically motivated. And even though both parties regularly take money from lobbyist and push laws favorable to that lobby they really are neutral in their decision making. And it's totally a coincidence that senior government leaders (both civilian and military) will retire from the government, then get high paying "consultant" jobs at companies with government contracts. Total coincidence.
"I haven't been in your aunt's bathroom in weeks!" LMAO I love when Ryan's ads are as funny as the sketch itself lol
"Did you read the fine print?"
"Well, you're welcome to leave at anytime."
*oof*
... but we'll keep the data, obviously.
I figured Social Media was going to say "but you have to leave your wallet and all your information". :)
That did happen ... people left went to that other twitter like site ... and they shut that down because they didn't have enough robots censoring people.
@Anne Day Amazon did. They shut down the servers. It took them months to get back up but they lost their momentum of new joiners.
@Anne Day Yes they were using Amazon server services. Turns out there are only a handful of companies that can handle things at that scale of a social media type of site and Amazon was one of the very few. Piracy sites are just web pages with bit torrent links which is peer to peer and not downloaded from the site directly. They don.t have the bandwidth needs you seem to think they do.
They didn’t violate Amazons terms of use. They were in the process of handling problematic posts, Amazon asked them to take action and they were and they were cut off without further discussion while they were still working the problem. The problematic posts by the vast majority were appearing on Twitter and Facebook.
I hope I remember sheets and giggles in two years when I go to university
"I haven't been in your aunt's bathroom in weeks!" Ryan's so good that the bit that made me laugh the loudest was the one in the ad.
You forgot the part where the normal guy just makes an obvious inoffensive joke about the whole situation and immediately gets kicked out.
There it is. Or someone getting an apprently-too-short ban for 'misinformation' that turns out to be factual 6 months later...
“I’ll kill you and grind your lard into ad revenue”
- Pyrocyncial’s first of ten twitter accounts.
@@mrthomasvision140 Oh no that guy gets off scot-free. It's the guy that makes a joke about having a lame leg himself that gets kicked out for being ableist.
That was actually the ending the I was expecting.
Or kicked out by the FBI because he noticed misinformation guy, and misinformation guy has a politician friend. To update a 2 year old comment with current data.
The "Yea... Engage" absolutely killed me with how on point it is!!! Ryan you genius you!!!
1:35 dude you are fucking Legend.
This sounded so fucking ominous
“People do raise every morning” kill me LOLL
After the soft ban of the one guy I was expecting someone else to get thrown out for doing something completely innocent or posting an actual fact
Ryan is clearly a believer in leftist censorship.
@@AndrooUK Yeah I thought at least one of the crazies would have been the Taliban sense they are not banned on Twitter. If taking over a country and mass murder isn't enough to break the rules what is??? I guess they aren't orange so don't count.
@@user-vd2jk7dl3p The US did technically take over Afghanistan back then. Not to mention several other countries.
@@legrandliseurtri7495 Ummm are you honestly trying to say what the Taliban is doing is "not that bad" because countries have occupied other countries? First of all Taliban is not a country or army occupying another country. They are a terrorist group who are currently going door to door in a counrtry the size of Texas taking little girls and giving them to men 30 and 40 years older than them to be sexually assulted for the rest of their lives because they consider that "marriage". They also sexually assult little boys too. A couple of weeks ago they dismembered a man because he was in a homosexual relationship. Little girls are having to hide to save their lives because they committed the "unthinkable crime" of being on a soccer team a few months ago. But this group is STILL on twitter and BRAGGING about what they are doing.
@@user-vd2jk7dl3p I based myself on what you said, dude, I don't have Twitter. It sounded like you thought the talibans shouldn't be posting anything on the basis that they took over a country, which seemed inconsistent. If they really are bragging about their war crimes, then yes, they should be kicked out.
However, why do you think it's inherently better when another country takes over instead of a terrorist group? To use an extrem example, the nazis had a very official army and all, that didn't stop them from commiting crimes at a scale that makes the talibans look like cute puppies.
Besides, even the american army has civil blood on their hands and left raped women where they passed. A pretty famous example is something that happened in the city of Haditha, during the irakian civil war, which was used as a strong propaganda tool by Al-Quaida. A group of soldiers murdered 24 civilians, among them several children. What was their excuse? ''Revenche'' for the death of a corporal, who was killed by a mine several days before. What happened to the soldiers? Well, the case that I could find the most quickly was the faith of a sergeant named Frank Wuterich, who went on trial and was condemned for 3 months of prison. 3 months of prison-which he ended up never doing.
The absence of the Sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it company shows the integrity it has maintained since its humble origins
This was actually disturbing and scary.
This is the only guy/youtuber that manages to keep my attention during the ad part. Amazing!
"Not taking appropiate action is tight"
- Ryan "Social Media" George, probably
Bro bro bro, listen dude… I was first
@@mr.e7541 they can but threats should be taken seriously.
@@MisssKayy If they are serious threats.
My grandpa just passed away
Everyone and everything feels sad and just done with everything
I wanted to smile so I watched this
I can always trust ryan to make me smile
Thank you sir
I send condolences
Wishing you comfort in this sad time ❤️
My condolences
@keep rollin bot
That's tough man, he must have been a great man. You'll get through this ❤️
I have often laughed so hard at something in my life that it made me cry. This makes me want to cry so hard I start to laugh, which is on a whole different level of funny/crazy. LOLOL Well done, Mr. George.
I love your writing, humor and delivery! You really are an amazing and funny part of the day!!
“I haven’t been in your aunts bathroom for weeks” I have questions about this
Maybe auntie has a thing for astronauts. Or he lives next door and helps her with plumbing issues.
Whoa, that did not sound right.
Or did it?
I love how everyone in the Ryanverse got a new haircut all at once, they really rock it!
That's the way everyone should cut their hair, I decided.
-first guy to be a barber
If Social Media doesn't censor thought i disagree with I'll be scared!!
Wow... its not about opinion, its about FACT, and dangerous misinformation, i.e., things that are blatantly untrue. I hate to break it to you, but your opinion does not control how the world works. Now, while you do have the right to believe whatever you want, and freedom of association; you do NOT have the right to DO whatever you want, because some actions are illegal, like acting in ways that endanger yourself and/or others, such as reckless driving, encouraging people to drink bleach, organizing violent uprisings, threatening and/or attacking people you don't agree with, etc.
moongirl
"encouraging people to drink bleach, organizing violent uprisings"
Fake news. Try again.
@@Ukaran I think organizing violent uprisings actually is illegal and probably rightfully so. I doubt that encouraging people to drink bleach is though, except maybe in case of children or mentally handicapped.
That ending made it so insanely accurate 😂😂
Me: *Sees a New Ryan George Video*
Also Me: “Hi There Hello!” 😂😂
"This is what you agreed to at the invitation to this party. If you don't like it, leave"
"I would love to leave! This party is awful. You invited nazis, my relatives, and entertainers I couldn't care less about. I can feel happiness leaving my body in real time. The problem is my place of work has decided to conduct business at this party, and if I don't stay, I'll miss out on important conversations and will probably be fired because I'm out of the loop. I feel like that's a conflict of interest, and kind of means I signed the terms of service under duress"
"Yeah you did! Anyway so his address is 1441 Maple Street..."
i'm pretty sure most social media kicks everyone even close to being a nazi out
communists are safe tho
@@kraken5003 You sound like one of those dipshits who thinks Nazis were socialists because their party name had the word in it.
@@claytonreeves150 how so are those two claims even similar??
where is the relation..
where are all of the nazis on twitter? and what does that have to do with them being socialists or not?
_Yeah, that’s right. Engagement!_
@@kraken5003
The fact that you don't know where/who the Nazis are on Twitter just goes to show you have no idea what you're talking about.
"I haven't been in your ant's bathroom in weeks!" Took me off-guard 🤣
ikr! Who knew that ant nests had bathrooms?!
Commenting on an old unrelated video because I have an intense need to shout this to the world: I tried sheets & giggles. Legit the best sheets I’ve ever used. It’s not just marketing bs, they got noticeably softer after washing, and I’ve been consistently impressed every time I’ve climbed into bed with these sheets. Yes they’re expensive sweets, but they also FEEL like luxury sheets. Anyone who has the means to afford those sheets should definitely try them
Already losing it with the “you should be drinking that” reference.
Hey, it's called "cleaner", and being clean is good!
I get the reference but it's a reference to a big lie. That was never said or suggested.
@@mckrackin5324 The big lie is fun to point and go Ha Ha at, so they keep telling it.
Ryan should have done something ballsy like have the "liar" in the skit say "men aren't women." That was the actual quote that got a feminist banned from Twitter.
@@williamcordier1201 or quoting foulchy from last year gets you banned from this year kinda stuff
mckrackin5324 ua-cam.com/video/TuotuVhHiOk/v-deo.html
Your ads are the only ones I don't skip over. Love the Ad-stonaut!
Right?!?
Then you should see the ads of the map men at the end of they're videos. I mean...the ad-stronaut is good. But the map men are on another level regarding ads.
If you read that: sorry, ad-stronaut. Love you...also.
(My favorite map men ad:
ua-cam.com/video/jtBV3GgQLg8/v-deo.htmlm55s )
@@SeymourClearly86 omg, yes. I also love Map Men and their ads too, always smartly done, somewhat similar to the Adstronaut. I really forgot about them, I guess I lied, i also like other ads
When he said "I haven't been in your aunt's bathroom in weeks" at the end, talking to the viewers, I was like, wait...
Hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right.
”…sit alone with your thoughts with no noice to fill the silence ” That hit me in the feels!
Not accurate. The guy who was just singing along to the copyrighted song playing on the music system wasn't immediately thrown out.
@Skier Joe
Here's my opinion: it sucks that you have to promote your videos on other people's channels and you'll never be anything more than a beggar unless you stop doing this.
"One set of polyester sheets can shed about 10 million microplastic fibers into waterways with each wash"
Well, good thing I never wash my sheets, then!
Who even uses polyester sheets anyway??
@@raydunakin about 60% of the market, they're all the best-selling sheet sets on Amazon if you search "queen sheets" or any other generic term. It's the dominant home textile fabric (which is really bad news for all of us).
i just like the funy way he advertises someone shud put him in charge of some sort of companys marketing
I’m so glad you have your own channel. Can’t wait to like pitch meetings without getting a bunch of screen rant dribble along with it. Love you Ryan x
that one cultist: *in a dark voice* TOMORROW... WE RISE
I rise every morning, just like everyone else. The only reason anyone wouldn't is if they sleep standing up, or are bedridden.