When you read the IPCC report

There is a man, speaking into the abyss.
He is the kind of man you could find anywhere. Of average height, of average build, slightly bent over as he stares beyond the precipice - he speaks as though he's talking to an old friend. Words fall from his mouth into the churning darkness below, a wellspring of sin.
Perhaps he seeks acknowledgement. Perhaps he seeks change. Perhaps he seeks something else altogether. His motive is irrelevant. Can a drop of water put out a continent ablaze? Can one dig up the deserts with their bare hands?
He stared into the abyss, and the abyss did not stare back. It will not stare back. Because in the end, he doesn't matter.
Was it ever in any doubt? He is but a man, weak and foolish - meaningless before the unfathomable. He can no sooner change the flow of events than the faithful can wish God into existence by prayer.
Below, the abyss swallows sound, alongside color and light. It smells of blood and expired milk, a sickening revulsion that comes in waves. Its depth is not infinite, but so great that it may as well be. It is vantablack. It is turgid.
Its name is Mystery, and its weapon is love. How grotesque is a love turned in on itself, where good and evil have joined and become one - a monstrous love, which would destroy all in the name of itself?
The man does not know. He knows nothing of love.
He is a billionth, less than a billionth, before it - less meaningful than a termite to the stars, or the drunkard you ignore on the way to work. Things have gone on too long, and too far. This was true long before he arrived.
Indeed, from the very beginning, his fate was sealed. The effort he put in, every imagined advancement up until now, was for nothing. What was the point of it all, if it only led to this? There was none. Just an especially cruel joke, played by man on man.
He knows this.
He continues to speak.
There is no beauty in his struggle. There is no merit in his continued work. He does it out of habit, and nothing more. He does it because he knows nothing else, or is perhaps afraid to accept it. He does it because he is a coward and a hypocrite, and will be to the end.
Soon, the cliff will break. The rock will crumble away, and all will be consumed. The man, reduced to silence. The abyss, all there is. But for now, the sound of his voice remains above it, a miserable parody of itself.
"Your worthless existence is itself a crime."

[@mivnol6010]

That's life! (That's life!)
That's what all the people say.
You're riding high in April,
Shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
When I'm back on top,
Back on top in June.
I said that's life! (That's life!)
And as funny as it may seem,
Some people get their kicks
Stomping on a dream.
But I don't let it, let it get me down.
'Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinning around.
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet,
A pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out,
And I know one thing:
Each time I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race!
That's life! (That's life!)
I tell ya! I can't deny it.
I thought of quitting, baby,
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it.
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try,
I'd jump right on a big bird, and then I'd fly.
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet,
A pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out,
And I know one thing:
Each time I find myself laying flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get back in the race!
That's life! (That's life!)
That's life! And I can't deny it!
Many times I thought of cutting out,
But my heart won't buy it.
But if there's nothing shaking come this here July,
I'm going to roll myself up
In a big ball
And die.
My my.

[@job5787]

I'll be waiting for your return for as long as it take Mr. Mivnol

[@basketcaseface813]

Eagerly awaiting his next rant.

[@brokenengrish]

I await patiently for his return, ever enduring

[@Aecheur]

do you plan to come back in any way? you were the best, they don't make youtuber like you anymore

[@reshadert]

I Miss You

[@pictotalk]

we're waiting for you

[@literaljojotrash]

will you be making more homestuck reports? please id like more

[@doggerlander]

congrats on the 1k subs man

[@nicolasvirguez7511]

neato dorito