MIDDLE EAST BE LIKE
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- Опубліковано 31 сер 2023
- they cant keep getting away with this!
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Military game developers trying not to set their games on syria or iraq: (they cant)
Remember the SOCOM games on ps2? Those were great, tactical "sandy" experiences hahah
I mean they’ve got Ukraine now, so……
Arma 3?
@@danielnoahalie9186 The base game of Arma 3 is set in the Mediterranean.
They've had Ukraine since 2014 when Russia first invaded :/ @@Racidbuttcheeks6969
Sweden being mentioned is strange yet so real at the same time.
Only gays say that sweden is a middle eastern
Realistic
Sweden can into both Nordic and the Middle East.
LOL, I wouldnt say Russia is the only Reason Iran has an economy, you forgot China my friend
AKA the East
@@JimmyM1975 Japan, SK, Taiwan, Philippines: *Am I a joke to you?*
@@scientificnameofpigs
It's a FAR East and South Asia, my friend. In what God-forsaken place did you study? Or did you study at all?
@@-KurbZik the countries I mentioned are some American allies in the East. The Far East is... a part of the East. Also none of them are South Asian. The statement is incorrect because the Eastern countries I mentioned don't support Iran. Also did you like your own comment?
@scientificnameofpigs
. . . No?
I dunno, I'm too lazy for smth like that.
South Asian is sometimes called Island Countrys at Asian, like the Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, and others.
That what I meen.
I lost it when the kingdom of Jerusalem popped up XDDDDD
Imagine killing your constitutional monarchy that was actually trying to modernise your country and replacing it with almost 70 years of useless dictatorships that ruined your nation. (thats an iraqi L moment right there)
But then you forget the Iraqi Monarchy were British puppets.
@@nickpratis9837 saying that the hashmite kingdom of iraq was a British puppet is a little bit of an exaggeration the only presence they had in iraq was in the form of an oil company that they both co-owned
They were great if you ignore Feudalism, smuggling historic artifacts to Britain and literally being British puppets.
Afghanistan Too
Iran too
Turkish Habibi
-Wait ... hold on why did I do that?!
cause i feel like it
NOOOO *becomes arab*
TURKS NOT ARAB
@@Ayhanbaran467 Elbette değil ,video içindeki şakaya ithafen yazdım yorumu
@@muratyldz-ve3yr O güzel ben anlamadım şakayı, herşeyi ciddiye alıyorum
Peak Saudi comedy:
personal freedoms ☕️
Turkish Habibi
Wdym?
as a saudi arabian, this is indeed peak humor of our country
What the flip is personal freedoms
2:04 As an Iranian i have to say : wtf is economy!!!!!!!!
Arre
money
1:07 Sweden? Did you mean Swedistan?
coming from a turk
@@ugo7395 he's from the Syrian colony of Turkey
no im not even turkish but it would upset everyone and it would just be shelled to death by everyone@@sage6211
@@sage6211yes lol it is funny
@sage6211 MashAllah Sweden will be muslim country 😊
2:39 BASED
New Crusade when??
facts
Based on liberal nonsense.
Kingdom of Jérusalem ? I only know barbarians killing everyone and taking that warm place to live in levant instead of the starving europe 😂
I only know salahudin
@@abderahmandj3845_muslim What? Any Islamic country? Lmao looser
"I only know kingdom of Jerusalem" I like that one
Mashallah can we get Middle East Be Like 2??
damn you really want me to never step on any of this countries ever
@@AportuGeese WHY THE FRICK DIDNT U ADD THE UAE
@AportuGeese What I'd that Russian song you used called? I need it
@@matthewyoung300Its called serve russia
@@loai9689he did 0:11
As an iranian , you can change russia to china holding our economy 😂
All in BRICS
what a timing for such a video lol
2:39 man of culture
2:01 correction, add china too.
Masterpiece
these are all so good
The Lebanon one is so accurate LOL
2:44 true, its time to proclame a new crusade
And It's Time For Us To Win Another 😉 🇵🇸
@@MohabWali08I'm sorry but in a logical standpoint, if another crusade happened then the Middle East is absolutely done.
@@leonidasimperialis3513
If Based On the western youths right now no because they would not fight they will say in mid battle
I feel that im a fridge
@@MohabWali08 I agree with this sentiment but I'm referring to modern day rn. Yeah most Gen Zs probably never seen a real gun let alone know how to shoot 1 without blowing their arm off.
@@MohabWali08 haven't won any
Oman is so peaceful we barely know the country even exist.
0:06 WE ARE *_COMING_* EVERYWHERE 😈🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲
Ahhh zaddy
These are some top-notch memes
2:27 I felt that when Senator Armstrong showed up. 2:42 I think I like this more though.
It was a Turkish Habibi moment, indeed
That last part is incredibly embarrassing because of how true it is
I’m a Kuwaiti and i find this funny
As a Russian I laugh so hard from Syria and Iran slander
Fellow Irani people, take some Cola for us on import, thanks
Ok we will. 👌
@@khaledmoslehi1314спасибо, бро
Me: I am just in the lobby waiting for Yudeah to make a comeback...
christians talking about israel: 😍
israelis talking about christians: ☠️
bro have you ever even been to israel
Dont compare us with the orthodoxs, they are only 15% and we also hate them.
They are stealing billions from us to live on our account, they spread hate all across israel, they call us enemies and they want to force us to become orthodoxs like them and if not, quote "bullet to the head" they are not working at all and they want to destroy our democracy by weakening our supreme court.
We will also probably soon go to a civil war with them because they asked for it.
Also they are not really believing on god, they are a big cult. That's is
Bro never has been in Israel
Christians have the same rights as jews, Muslims, druze, and many more
@@norwegian_noisemaker6737 you mean palestine?
this aged well. and it's been only 2 months
WE MAKIN IT BACK WITH THE SLAB WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬😊
As a kurdish I can confirm this is true
Kurdistan doesn't exist
Evet öyle
HAIL CHRIST, we're going to retake our holy land!
Great video. Cold you do Scandinavia slander
THE BEST OPTION IS THE KINGDOM OF JERSUSALEM ✊
Who will control?.....Ah shit here we go again
can you list the music used in this? Some I want to listen to.
masterpiece
the jordanian part got me bad lmaoo
We need an episode for north Africa or Africa in general ✊✊✊
Based and kingdom of Jerusalem pilled ✝️☦️🙏
iam then saladin
we are coming for europe
no kingdom of jerusalem
@@MUSLIM.BOSS69 Kid named king Baldwin 💀💪⚔️✝️☦️
@@MUSLIM.BOSS69 Bro thinks he is going through a villain arc because his mom didn’t make him chicken biryani 💀
@@TEAMALEX11 bcoz you mom never came back when she go out for buying milk
hah
@@MUSLIM.BOSS69 Sounds like a projection 😂
2:44 literally my reaction the whole time to the conflict
PERFECT.
Turkish Habibi, masterpiece of a video!
This guy gets it👍
I love my crazy region
As someone from Eastern Thracia I have more Middle Eastern pride than Balkan pride
Giv back Constantinople you arabs
@@laslov7812 [Content Deleted]
Why did this get no likes
@@laslov7812Don't talk half a word you Greek everybody knows that Greece is a shadow of its former self
@@laslov7812If you didn't confuse the Turks with Arabs, maybe
@@ashnhergirl Most intelligent kebab trying to get a taunt:
as a Kuwaiti I can confirm we somehow clean the ocean
as a turkish habib i confirm
*turkish habibi*
In Bulgarian, the expression "Turkish habibi" has a very specific sense :)
What is it lol
?????
Isn't habibi translates to my dear in arabic?
Why is it used for the turkish language?
@@mohammed44_ it is not used basically. or turkish people use it to mock arabs.
@@galeinnight
Wait what?
Those guys are weird, They think they are mocking us when they are using our language, but thats looks more like praising than mocking.
Anyways, I could've been a bit rude and told them that at least we have our own writing script, which their ottoman empire has used for writing ;)
And now they are using the latin writing script, which came from the west.
Those guys are missed up, one day they use arabic script one day use latin script, wait a few more years and they will use another one!
Hope if a turkish guy saw this comment not to take it seriously :P
Turkish Habibi, meu portuga favorito ❤️
This is lit! Literally. 💥💣🔥
Last one is so accurate
Turkish Habibi
At first I thought I was sensing a jingoist political bias, but I’m starting to think you just enjoy chaos 😂
im what you may call a internet interloper
Who doesnt enjoy some chaos here and there.
No, he is just average "save the western civilization" worshipper
@@Yourlocal501trooper. Spice of life.
BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN
Love the war thunder part. W video
Ironically The gulf economy is diversified already, only 30% of UAE economy is based on oil
Still good video
Qatar and especially Saudi Arabia still need to diversify their economies though, the oil is gonna run out
@@scientificnameofpigssee y do u guys always take about thing uk nothing about Qatar doenst depends on oil
Turkish Habibi, this one was funny too.
BEHEHEHEHEHE THE LEBANON ONE😭
We should get the holy land once and for all boy!
Deus Vult! Deus Vult! Deus Vult!
As usual, dropping some hard truths
can confirm that's how we make our money
these vids are fucking golden
FOR CONSTANTINOPLE? ST-SOPHIE CATHEDRAL AND BAUDOUIN 4
(go quick jews and slims, we are exhausted by the wait for our Kingdom Come)
The last part was brilliant
What's the song for the russian part?
Ninth crusade now.
0:31 best part
Ummm, Azerbaijan is in Caucasus, not Middle East.
🤓
The countries of the South Caucasus - Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Georgia - are occasionally included in definitions of the Middle East.
Azerbaijan is iranian
@@cyrusthegreat7030 go save your country from corruption and mullah regime poorsian
@@sbd03go save your country from becoming Syrian and Erdogan a sultan turkpoor
Turkish Habibi so relatable 😮
Turkish Habibi! Excellent my friend
as a Kurd i can say that i talk about our independence in those country’s i get lot of agreement not
2:02 didn't know we still had economy
One word my brathar, OIL!
@@sadrakeyhany7477nah bro even with oil and gas we still dont have economy
@@WoW-wb4lf that's impressive, just not in a good way 😅
Americans: wtf is a kilometer
Iranians: wtf is economy?
I like how in the meme about Iraq there is footage from War Thunder:)
Turkish habibi ( 1:40 is literally me fr )
02:13 Metal Gear meme with Metal Gear soundtrack, loved it.
do you know what part of the soundtrack it's from? i've been searching everywhere
@@laravalcarcelescuainLove Detterence guitar
@RaidenTheRipper950 thanks i appreciate it
Finally alhamdulillah he come with middle East be like
Jordanian mountains:🗿
Mashallah, Turkish Habibi, caralho!
0:48 actually Israel is not a representation Jewish people, NO IT'S NOT, Actually fking not
Yes it is Isreal is a refuge for the Jewish people from oppression in Europe and in the middle east
@@IdanRaz-zf3we not all Jew's are Zionists all of the Jew's i know hate the state of isreal.
Israel is a country that represents the Jewish people like Japan represents the Japanese people.
@@ahmedOsama81931 why are there hundreds of thousands of Jew's who reject isreal than?
@@ahmedOsama81931 maybe idk
While I tried to watch this video I got an ad... it was an airplane crash simulator and it showed an airplane crash in a tower....
Turkish Habibi, what's the music used in this video?
0:59
Velvet Room
as a Lebanese i found this funny, respect 👏🗿
Not me being saudi arabian and laughing my a$$ off😂
As a Syrian I can say uncle putin loves anime girls (means the Syrian gas in the sea)
2:46 literally me
Kingdom of Jerusalem TIME!!!
Turkish Habibi. Amazing video bro
1:33 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:32 song ?
It has to be this way - Metal Gear Rising
the middle easter really do be meatriding russia
there is zero terror in Oman
Bro you did this turkish scene like we are really arabs and we lying about it. But first "Turk" word in the history were on a carved stone in modern Mongol area. I think you knew all this but if you dont, search about "Gokturks"
💀what is bro talkin
@@naczosy5510 I'm trying to say that we not buried our girls alive because of their gender, you little funny teen :D
We need a "Latin America Be Like" video
Can you make Bulgaria becoming history?
Turkish, god fucking damn it, habibi. 😂
1:07 don't forget Germanistan and Francistan
There are no Kurds in France
I dont think the point is that there are many muslims in general in Sweden, but that the kurdish diasphora is large (and a lot of them are politically active). Thats part of the conflict between Erdogan and Sweden.
There are more or as many muslims in UK, France, Belgium, Germany and some other countries. But other groups.
@@Dark0_004 are you sure?
@@sbd03 There are Arabs in France (like me), but almost no Kurds
There are even more Turks than Kurds
@@Dark0_004 kurds were burned Paris because of 3 kurds were killed in Paris.
2:01 as an iranian.. you should have shown china.
По факту это всё страны BRICS