Casually Explained: Guide to College and University

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  • @olivialemaire2512
    @olivialemaire2512 6 років тому +34548

    You don't get invited to college parties, you just show up and hope the host doesn't realize they've never met you

    • @olivialemaire2512
      @olivialemaire2512 6 років тому +1577

      I did get kicked out of a party once because it was a varsity party and my friend who told me to come didn't mention that, but I arrived before he did with a few other friends who were also not athletes so we all got asked to leave. It didn't seem like it would be a fun party anyways. Very dark and no room to move, but not in a good way like at a club. It was just packed.

    • @olivialemaire2512
      @olivialemaire2512 6 років тому +395

      I mean, I got pretty lucky the night I moved into res and I've just been kinda hanging out with the same people for 2 years now.

    • @olivialemaire2512
      @olivialemaire2512 6 років тому +370

      I don't even remember. The first party-related memory I have I when my friend said she heard about a party, poured a bunch of shots for the two of us, and then realized she couldn't so many herself so I ended up doing like 7 shots and somehow even though we never found the party I ended up taking care of drunk people. I think it was the same week, but there was another night after where I hadn't had any alcohol and ended up taking care of her and some other guy while they were both drunk (again without finding the party) and I ended up breaking my foot after the guy disappeared while I was bringing her up to her room. He was fucked so I was freaking out looking for him, running down the stairs, and these two girls said to be careful which made me trip immediately, but then I didn't even go to get my foot X-rayed for 6 days because I stopped hurting after like 20 seconds. I only went because the swelling kept getting worse instead of getting better. Basically I spent my first month of college with an air cast on my foot. Getting to class when I was running late was never fun because most of my classes were on the 4th floor and I had no idea where the elevators were. I tripped a lot.

    • @olivialemaire2512
      @olivialemaire2512 6 років тому +179

      It's been two years since then. Plenty of successful parties since. Last week I got a free slice of pizza so that was cool. I was pretty drunk so all I really remember is that some random people who showed up said it was Tiki night. One of them had pineapple glasses. He seemed pretty cool.

    • @olivialemaire2512
      @olivialemaire2512 6 років тому +80

      Dang I've only ever broken small bones. In grade 8 I broke my finger playing basketball and I kinda just looked at my friend and was like "I think I broke my finger". I went to the office to call my mom and it only took her a few minutes to get to the school but my finger was so swollen already. The doctor at the clinic said it's the worst broken finger she'd ever seen. I had to wear this splint that got very sweaty all the time and smelled so bad almost to the end of the school year. The knuckle I broke healed kinda twisted and it's on my dominant hand so writing has just been weird ever since.

  • @FunWithGuru
    @FunWithGuru 7 років тому +12262

    "I never showed a lot of potential in high school, but now I make UA-cam videos in my room..."
    That one hit me hard.

  • @eleonorastar4174
    @eleonorastar4174 3 роки тому +15031

    its gonna be a disappointment for everyone in my computer science course when they find out im a lesbian

    • @onfroimoreau6396
      @onfroimoreau6396 3 роки тому +2869

      Poor lads will be wasting so much time god rest their souls

    • @CK-yv6nw
      @CK-yv6nw 3 роки тому +1857

      I recommend wearing a pride shirt the first few days
      Or stop shaving
      Or paint with period blood

    • @deoxyhills1520
      @deoxyhills1520 3 роки тому +95

      Damn it

    • @fang8459
      @fang8459 3 роки тому +1812

      As a lesbian studying CS, I can tell you it sucks for us as much as for them. If the percentage of straight girls is low, imagine how low the chances are that one of them is gay 😭

    • @rainwang2516
      @rainwang2516 3 роки тому +157

      CK the period blood one does the trick, tested and approved

  • @annettep1
    @annettep1 4 роки тому +3350

    if (girlfriend == false) {
    switch.major;
    }

    • @sanjanasriv
      @sanjanasriv 4 роки тому +239

      @Nelson Compilation error: Semicolon not found.

    • @nikolayzagday8438
      @nikolayzagday8438 4 роки тому +33

      @@sanjanasriv js is not compilable it's interpretable

    • @igorruivo1976
      @igorruivo1976 4 роки тому +50

      you mean while, not if. Right?

    • @annettep1
      @annettep1 4 роки тому +56

      @@igorruivo1976 not a loop, just a one time switch

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 роки тому +136

      Check_gf(female)
      { If(female==girlfriend)
      "Wake up";
      }

  • @Snugglypatchvids
    @Snugglypatchvids 7 років тому +6684

    College Tip: Just because they serve ice cream and pizza every day at the dining hall doesn't mean you should eat pizza and ice cream everyday at the dining hall. Every other day is good enough.

    • @peter4183
      @peter4183 7 років тому +145

      Every half a day though?

    • @footbroke
      @footbroke 7 років тому +24

      I try to only on week days.

    • @EpicMicky300
      @EpicMicky300 7 років тому +79

      but you'll make such gains though. freshman gains.

    • @awfulaim912
      @awfulaim912 7 років тому +33

      sure u can, just lift some heavy ass weights. You're not fat, you're powerful

    • @Blad3sofWaR
      @Blad3sofWaR 7 років тому +3

      +Awful Aim (refer to the Casually Explain guide to Weight lifting)

  • @yomamaisgaming
    @yomamaisgaming 7 років тому +5827

    So I graduated with my bachelor's in biology and I'm a personal banker. I have no idea what I'm doing

    • @huey1153
      @huey1153 6 років тому +316

      Well most people major in biology to go to med school or to go to graduate school...

    • @QuartzIsAnOxide
      @QuartzIsAnOxide 6 років тому +73

      You didn't find a biology centered job?

    • @ThaPABproductions
      @ThaPABproductions 6 років тому +80

      Fuck me.....

    • @roxysparks5003
      @roxysparks5003 6 років тому +430

      I have questions
      1- How the hell did that happen?!!

    • @junipersages
      @junipersages 5 років тому +268

      I have a bachelor's degree in finance and went into social work. Don't feel bad

  • @wizzlet6821
    @wizzlet6821 3 роки тому +6309

    Tips to making the most out of college #1: Be an extrovert. #2: Dont be an introvert.

    • @reshzy3807
      @reshzy3807 3 роки тому +60

      ;~;

    • @OneDayOrDayOne_117
      @OneDayOrDayOne_117 3 роки тому +822

      Shit.

    • @ncedwards1234
      @ncedwards1234 3 роки тому +726

      Damn, I came here for jokes, not harsh reality. I'm tryna forget about the semester already.

    • @MrDarren690
      @MrDarren690 3 роки тому +295

      "I'm in this picture and I don't like it"

    • @robertosvath7208
      @robertosvath7208 3 роки тому +90

      any tips on how to become more extroverted?

  • @moonpie3094
    @moonpie3094 3 роки тому +3940

    They told us that 2-3 hours rule too. The thing is: we have ~8 hours of lectures a day. There is no possible way for us to study that much.

    • @user-me8hy8ew4o
      @user-me8hy8ew4o 3 роки тому +1332

      8 hours lecture.
      2 hours for each lecture = 16
      Together 24.
      You have 24 hours in a day.
      Fits perfectly they have definitely thought that through when they told you.

    • @seiwarriors
      @seiwarriors 3 роки тому +255

      @@user-me8hy8ew4o So do we not need sleep you say?

    • @tokisugar
      @tokisugar 3 роки тому +790

      @@seiwarriors According to College, no.

    • @fordfiesta4599
      @fordfiesta4599 3 роки тому +645

      @@seiwarriors just sleep 50 hours at the end of the month like all the rest of us

    • @extraterrestrialhorse9722
      @extraterrestrialhorse9722 2 роки тому +36

      @@Fishmans fuck I have an 8-hour part time job on Saturdays 🥶

  • @Defferleffer
    @Defferleffer 6 років тому +39637

    As a robotic engineer, my life goal is to ultimately make you all unemployed

    • @IsThisRain
      @IsThisRain 6 років тому +2206

      Kong Deffer
      I can't even be mad...

    • @Funartic
      @Funartic 5 років тому +1504

      godspeed

    • @jacobraji2442
      @jacobraji2442 5 років тому +1235

      Aye me too. Except I want to find a way to allow humans to not have to work, yet still have a developing society due to the efforts of the robots, and find ways to ensure nobody is left homeless or poor.

    • @brayan2monjaraz227
      @brayan2monjaraz227 5 років тому +277

      Jacob Raji your a good guy 💪

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 5 років тому +213

      Jacob Raji I want to make money from robots that will do everything the rich want them to whilst completely disregarding the needs of the poor.

  • @jonaw.2153
    @jonaw.2153 7 років тому +11087

    "Pretty expensive," *Laughs in Europe*

    • @TomasEPC
      @TomasEPC 7 років тому +140

      Can you explain this? I'm european aswell

    • @johndonn446
      @johndonn446 7 років тому +1783

      Some countries have free education, a handful even pay you.

    • @veno501
      @veno501 7 років тому +1263

      *laughs in european*

    • @fwsa3874
      @fwsa3874 7 років тому +509

      Jona Willekens
      I get paid to be in college..

    • @nlc44
      @nlc44 7 років тому +247

      Yeah because we don't make the rest of the nation pay for us to go whether they like it or not.

  • @dingbop963
    @dingbop963 2 роки тому +2024

    You didn't mention that you shouldn't expect anything out of a university professor. They can keep their job while doing absolutely no teaching

    • @TheWittyGuy7012
      @TheWittyGuy7012 2 роки тому +43

      So Fking True

    • @filipnedeljkovic8889
      @filipnedeljkovic8889 2 роки тому +125

      Exactly. I studied computer science and we didn't have any literature/help from teachers. We were all self taught basically, which is completely ridiculous.

    • @joshuaeah
      @joshuaeah 2 роки тому +103

      @@filipnedeljkovic8889 He also forgot to mention that professors are not teachers; they are researchers.

    • @thatguy5233
      @thatguy5233 Рік тому +11

      i'm studying english philology and we obviously learn the academic/british accent. literally only 2 teachers out of ~12 actually speak british. the rest are on the level we were in highschool, like, it's not even american. it's just painful to listen to...

    • @dynamicdingus7003
      @dynamicdingus7003 Рік тому +24

      I dropped a cs class cus the prof was terrible at teaching and sped througjh everything. He told the class he had adhd and dyslexia, so he would off track talking about something unrelated every 5 minutes, and he would spell some words completely wrong. Idk why he chose to be a prof, but I have to retake the course with him cus he's the only one teaching it -_-

  • @Branzzy
    @Branzzy 3 роки тому +1995

    2020 high school grads: we’re ready for the time of our-
    Corona: I’m gonna be stopping you right there

    • @rabab473
      @rabab473 3 роки тому +28

      :(

    • @anthonyyan338
      @anthonyyan338 3 роки тому +22

      :(

    • @dinomra7771
      @dinomra7771 3 роки тому +18

      Well at least you have more time to think about college and prepare, I'm already on my third year.

    • @juliaanimates9765
      @juliaanimates9765 3 роки тому +35

      i graduated on a google meet and i’m now in college. yes, we did graduate.

    • @ziruiwang4806
      @ziruiwang4806 3 роки тому +8

      I hate corona. Starting uni next year. Good thing i am in Australia.

  • @gracexaver9087
    @gracexaver9087 7 років тому +3850

    "I'd also wondered what it'd be like to be invited to one."
    *silence*
    That did it. I'm subscribing.

  • @nicolasbeaumont8748
    @nicolasbeaumont8748 5 років тому +15214

    “If you can navigate their website, you’re smart enough”. As a high school senior applying to college, I can confirm that this is depressingly accurate.

    • @loganho4286
      @loganho4286 3 роки тому +102

      Fucking same

    • @insomniclipse9400
      @insomniclipse9400 3 роки тому +751

      Yea the website for my college is so fucking unusable lmao. I actually saved some links to certain parts of the website because I don't know how to get back to them.

    • @ziruiwang4806
      @ziruiwang4806 3 роки тому +13

      Same

    • @roothik
      @roothik 3 роки тому +170

      And you have it good nowadays compared to the early 2000s, where the websites where made by some unorganized software programmers who didn't know anything about navigation/interface usability, design etc.

    • @witoldschwenke9492
      @witoldschwenke9492 3 роки тому +4

      definitely not true lol at least not in Europe

  • @TomMcMorrow
    @TomMcMorrow 3 роки тому +1266

    Boy my college was a tale of two Tom's. 1.02 GPA and a total free love hippie stoner from 2008 to 2011, got kicked out and banned from community college. My life was basically summed up by the song This Afternoon by Nickelback or Last Friday Night by Katy Perry.
    Went back thanks to a family lawyer, would go on to graduate with a degree in finance top 3% of my class in 2018 with 5 honors.
    I did all of the partying and none of the schoolwork and then all of the schoolwork and none of the partying. It took 12 years but what a ride!

  • @trashcan4798
    @trashcan4798 2 роки тому +538

    I can tell you from experience that Engineering is an incredible degree to get. Not only do you get a decent job, you also get alcoholism. It’s a 2 for 1 deal.

    • @Smiley957
      @Smiley957 10 місяців тому +2

      Can’t relate

  • @Mavkor
    @Mavkor 7 років тому +5201

    Instructions unclear I ended up working at mcdonalds 😟

    • @lmcmahon1032
      @lmcmahon1032 7 років тому +130

      i'd recommend going to "all programms"- "My Life" and just deleting that, might help a bit

    • @TheUntamedNetwork
      @TheUntamedNetwork 7 років тому +122

      Dammit, I just tried that and my firewall blocked me... Any idea on how to uninstall 'Being a Pussy'?

    • @Yotrymp
      @Yotrymp 7 років тому +94

      That will prevent your system from booting the next time you turn it on. I recommend open task manager, going to details, right clicking on "My Life", mouse over on "set priority", then click on "low." Thank you, please come again.

    • @danielgreen511
      @danielgreen511 7 років тому +47

      I tried to apply, but they told me I was "over-qualified"

    • @xXAkirhaXx
      @xXAkirhaXx 7 років тому +45

      +Tympanista Make sure your processor isn't overclocked when you set your priority to low. An over worked processor will calculate the the low priority score continuously until it dies. To avoid this download Netflix. Netflix will consume calculations on your processor and nullify it's ability to run the low priority sub routine.

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 6 років тому +6089

    College is self doubting yourself until you barely survive the semester

    • @MrBlitzpunk
      @MrBlitzpunk 3 роки тому +494

      Wrote this comment when i was a freshman...
      ... I still stand by what i said

    • @manchester250
      @manchester250 3 роки тому +37

      thats fuckng sad

    • @FitFlicks02
      @FitFlicks02 3 роки тому +88

      I just finished my first sem as a freshman and that's exactly how I felt

    • @rami8975
      @rami8975 3 роки тому +13

      also highschool in a nutshell

    • @thefirstchump1326
      @thefirstchump1326 3 роки тому +10

      I also just finished the first semester now on the second one and I also agree

  • @whogavehimafork
    @whogavehimafork 4 роки тому +3497

    The description of engineering students is completely accurate.
    Source: I'm a recent engineer graduate.
    Also you'll never have to guess when you're talking to an engineer because they'll tell you.
    Source: I'm an engineer.

    • @bena9369
      @bena9369 4 роки тому +13

      Raid lmao

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 роки тому +96

      Raid wait, are you an engineer?

    • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
      @HarshRajAlwaysfree 4 роки тому +35

      I agree since I'm an engineering student aswell

    • @ryanahrens7416
      @ryanahrens7416 4 роки тому +7

      @@saxx9088 damnit, Nathan, you took my joke lol

    • @benjamingcolima
      @benjamingcolima 3 роки тому +41

      Well, in the TF2 "Meet the Engineer" video, the Engineer literally starts the video with saying "Hey there, bud. I'm an engineer."

  • @martonkormendy6150
    @martonkormendy6150 3 роки тому +293

    "Most people are excited about making new friends, and don't worry, you'll get over that pretty quickly"
    *cries in Asperger's*

    • @adambrener5229
      @adambrener5229 2 роки тому +15

      aparagus

    • @adambrener5229
      @adambrener5229 2 роки тому +10

      asparagus

    • @mr.w2624
      @mr.w2624 2 роки тому +15

      As a first year college student with Asperger's I can confirm I have made exactly 0 friends in the last three months.

  • @auds9738
    @auds9738 7 років тому +4084

    this channel is the father i never had

    • @igniii3348
      @igniii3348 6 років тому +49

      Good to know your ideal father is a channel.

    • @MCcrafter2504
      @MCcrafter2504 6 років тому +31

      I guess he just doesn’t know his father like me and this channel gives him some advice for his life that he never good from a father🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @shadowcreature7598
      @shadowcreature7598 3 роки тому +12

      Derpmaster21 what does this have to do with anything? Not offended or something just curious what made you ask.

    • @shadowcreature7598
      @shadowcreature7598 3 роки тому +5

      Fucking mood

    • @sohrob1
      @sohrob1 3 роки тому

      I was your thousandth like 🗿

  • @TimMeschke
    @TimMeschke 7 років тому +4906

    I can confirm that the part about engineers in 100% true. I typically spend 20-30% of my day telling people how much homework I have, instead of actually doing it.

    • @Ancientlaws
      @Ancientlaws 7 років тому +205

      Yup. I'm procrastinating on my homework right now

    • @tylervanderkley
      @tylervanderkley 7 років тому +161

      Right now I could be:
      -learning VBA
      -writing a report
      Right now I am:
      Watching UA-cam at 11pm
      You don't need to be good at time management to be an engineer...

    • @vaguedirector_7342
      @vaguedirector_7342 7 років тому +180

      Hot to spot an engineer: "As an engineer..."
      One of us

    • @crazedmonk8u
      @crazedmonk8u 7 років тому +105

      Yes. engineers always refer to themselves as engineers instead of majoring in engineering.

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 7 років тому +27

      *engineering student.
      It bothered me so much when the other kids in my classes freshman and sophomore years would say "i'm an engineer." History majors don't call themselves historians. Econ majors don't call themselves economists. You're majoring in engineering, so, as an actual engineer, don't call yourself one until you get your degree, cause you look like a jackass.

  • @ratzlord3125
    @ratzlord3125 3 роки тому +307

    My 1st year of college is going to end and I haven't even seen my campus ;-;

    • @skuller5553
      @skuller5553 2 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @lynef
      @lynef 2 роки тому +36

      Same, and now they're saying finals will be in person but I'm like, iN WhICh rOoM????

    • @ratzlord3125
      @ratzlord3125 2 роки тому +14

      @@lynef we're even having the exams online....makes no sense when everyone is copying each other's answers

    • @siddhantgarg6899
      @siddhantgarg6899 2 роки тому +3

      @@ratzlord3125 at least will will have high grades in online exam

    • @tomicthetankengine5932
      @tomicthetankengine5932 2 роки тому

      What colleges are you all from?

  • @cadecapper4577
    @cadecapper4577 5 років тому +289

    "If you can navigate their website, you're smart enough" never heard anything more true in my life lmao

    • @casypp3710
      @casypp3710 3 роки тому +1

      What does it mean?!
      I didn’t get the joke

    • @kye1171
      @kye1171 3 роки тому +33

      @@casypp3710 The websites of colleges are typically hard to navigate.

    • @prod.flclyde813
      @prod.flclyde813 2 роки тому +1

      True😂😂

  • @andresi110
    @andresi110 7 років тому +5370

    I'm not gonna lie I jumped a little when I saw the "gender neutral" name.

  • @DoctorComedy365
    @DoctorComedy365 7 років тому +14634

    What I've learned from you is that unexpected jokes are the best jokes

    • @DOOMZEDAY
      @DOOMZEDAY 6 років тому +83

      Doctor Comedy Anything unexpected is the best thing

    • @milkchandelier2265
      @milkchandelier2265 6 років тому +35

      *insert lenny face here*

    • @deejnutz2068
      @deejnutz2068 6 років тому +49

      What about sometimes the best jokes are the ones where you don't say anything.

    • @TheExplorder
      @TheExplorder 6 років тому +7

      Are your sure of that?

    • @Shaymin0
      @Shaymin0 5 років тому +11

      Yep a large percentage of jokes entirely are unexpected. Unless the joke in it of itself is expected.

  • @gavalant366
    @gavalant366 2 роки тому +350

    "If a university were to burn down, everybody graduates with a bachelor's degree"
    *"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"*

  • @1spicy782
    @1spicy782 3 роки тому +172

    All the freshmen who watched this when it released just graduated

    • @perrypro1263
      @perrypro1263 3 роки тому +2

      I am in the last year of HS (not from the US so I dont have that middle/high school division) and this was released back in my first year haha

  • @gorea235
    @gorea235 7 років тому +4308

    the computer science bit hit a bit too close to home

    • @ViceArancibia
      @ViceArancibia 6 років тому +132

      no wonder, your profile pic is a Kirby

    • @LimitlessWorld747
      @LimitlessWorld747 5 років тому +2

      Same...

    • @thiccboi1779
      @thiccboi1779 4 роки тому +84

      Not anymore, it's kobayashi which makes this comment way too fitting

    • @thiccboi1779
      @thiccboi1779 4 роки тому +1

      @@scottkrafft6830 lol wha

    • @CamKnoppMusic
      @CamKnoppMusic 4 роки тому +29

      It's accurate. There's like 5 girls in all my CS classes combined

  • @sumdude2999
    @sumdude2999 7 років тому +2301

    Im in my second year, I still dont know whats going on lol

    • @jony1710
      @jony1710 7 років тому +356

      I just graduated and I still don't really know what's going on.

    • @Mediocartoons
      @Mediocartoons 7 років тому +9

      And let me guess... he's going again next year to try redo first year for the last time?

    • @WateryIce54321
      @WateryIce54321 7 років тому +101

      I can confirm that the 3rd year does not bring any clarity either.

    • @inFAMOUSBlastshards
      @inFAMOUSBlastshards 7 років тому +1

      Smh, I got a 3.0 first year. Here's hoping second year's better.

    • @WateryIce54321
      @WateryIce54321 7 років тому +9

      What are you trying to get? I've always said that 3.0 is the magic number :D

  • @senpaiyaa
    @senpaiyaa 3 роки тому +185

    I grinded so much in college. Now I'm the CEO of Procrastination

  • @jakemyers5764
    @jakemyers5764 4 роки тому +114

    I went into college saying "ehh, i dont want to be an engineer or anything like that and everyone tells me your degree doesn't matter so ill just take something I enjoy". I am now 1 missed internet bill away from signing the rest of my life away to law school.

  • @EduardoKicks
    @EduardoKicks 7 років тому +2604

    Im doing Computer Science and theres one white girl in my C++ class and she's probably like a 4 outside the classroom but inside she's like an 8 or 9 inside the classroom.

    • @DaveSmart28
      @DaveSmart28 7 років тому +329

      lol that's every cs course

    • @anurgaprasad123
      @anurgaprasad123 7 років тому +70

      i m doing computer science in UK
      only 2 girls in mine
      they all choose shitty degrees

    • @Blad3sofWaR
      @Blad3sofWaR 7 років тому +22

      If your class has a 25% ratio of ladies in the classroom, believe me it's a Godsend. This coming from a recent grad who took, Visual Basic, Java, C++, and Unity (no ladies in that one though)

    • @aguilacahc000
      @aguilacahc000 7 років тому +156

      This is so true of engineering and similar careers/jobs. Where I work there's a chick who's probably a 3 in real life, but by my god she's like a 12 in there. There are only old guys and old women working there. So, yeah she's a goddess :/

    • @playakid1746
      @playakid1746 7 років тому +1

      I have major classes basically left so I have to rely on having girls in my statistics class and whatever girls in dorm life

  • @beanny39
    @beanny39 7 років тому +3581

    The College DLC looks great.

  • @kaikishpaugh1912
    @kaikishpaugh1912 4 роки тому +145

    No one gets invited to college parties, just find one and show up

  • @brookbergsma5089
    @brookbergsma5089 3 роки тому +77

    “If you can navigate their website, you’re smart enough” TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID

  • @matthewoconnor2742
    @matthewoconnor2742 7 років тому +3428

    "So I'm a guy taking computer science and I still want to meet girls, what do I do" " It means you F***ed up. As someone who got a computer science degree I wholeheartedly agree with this lmao.

    • @arcturus9366
      @arcturus9366 6 років тому +19

      Matthew O'Connor Nice I also am attending computer science classes, at 16 and I was able to start college early and pass the exams to not have to pay for college

    • @MrHenryG123
      @MrHenryG123 6 років тому +532

      Quik thats alright, I started attending Quantum Psysics classes when I was 11, and was able to fund my own college from money I made teaching calculus to Stephen Hawking.

    • @loremipsum7513
      @loremipsum7513 6 років тому +192

      HAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK THIS WHOLE CONVO.
      Y'ALL FUCKED UP.
      I STARTED ATTENDING PHILOSOPHY CLASS WHEN I WAS 7.

    • @arcturus9366
      @arcturus9366 6 років тому +54

      Henry Goodman So that’s how Stephen Hawking got smart damn

    • @MrHenryG123
      @MrHenryG123 6 років тому +65

      Quik that, and watching Rick and Morty obviously

  • @TheShyRage
    @TheShyRage 7 років тому +801

    I can tell u guys this is 100% accurate. U don't make friends, u don't get laid, there is barely any homework but u need to study hard, and there is no such thing as a college party.

    • @Panda-Monium251
      @Panda-Monium251 7 років тому +19

      Bullshit i get A's and B's have plenty of friends and parties are great and u get laid in those parties.

    • @DaGamingLife
      @DaGamingLife 7 років тому +176

      well maybe thats true in a community college

    • @Panda-Monium251
      @Panda-Monium251 7 років тому +4

      But i don't go to community

    • @Panda-Monium251
      @Panda-Monium251 7 років тому +12

      Community tend to have little to no parties actually... its just like highschool again

    • @DaGamingLife
      @DaGamingLife 7 років тому +2

      Panda-Monium i wasnt replying to you,but okay you need to tell him that

  • @omgitzpaige2013
    @omgitzpaige2013 3 роки тому +59

    “now, of course when people think of college, they think of college parties. So I’d always wondered what it would be like if I were invited to one.” FUCKING SAME

  • @mime_exe
    @mime_exe 2 роки тому +50

    Communication skills and being able to sell yourself are the most vital parts of finding your dreamjob.

  • @AirUpBasketball
    @AirUpBasketball 7 років тому +5067

    This is starting to be my favorite channel

  • @Umbreon-ln7fe
    @Umbreon-ln7fe 5 років тому +4059

    I was waiting for a physics lecture to start, and realised I was in the wrong room when I saw a group of five women walk in.

    • @justarandomperson2020
      @justarandomperson2020 3 роки тому +294

      So you decided to stay.

    • @gruminatorII
      @gruminatorII 3 роки тому +29

      Let me guess, true story XD

    • @Umbreon-ln7fe
      @Umbreon-ln7fe 3 роки тому +396

      It was a nursing lecture instead of the small physics class of about 30 students that I was expecting. Slightly embarassing moment, so much so that I was too embarrassed to leave.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 роки тому +160

      @@Umbreon-ln7fe Yeah, I noticed that my Physics class only had 6 girls and the rest were guys. The stereotypes are true

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 3 роки тому +76

      @@aaronlandry3934 they're stereotypes for a reason

  • @lanehale5669
    @lanehale5669 3 роки тому +89

    Senior year update: he lied about the sex thing

  • @thejaskodoth4630
    @thejaskodoth4630 3 роки тому +12

    3:48
    "you can't get replaced by robots if you are the one making them"
    -A.I. students

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @allstar4065
      @allstar4065 8 місяців тому

      Until robots can make themselves

  • @dawgmanfat
    @dawgmanfat 7 років тому +4827

    Highschool physics= okay measure how much force a ball has rolling
    College physics= measure the angle of collision if an uneven tennis ball hits a moving truck heading eastward down a highway with kinetic friction on a inclined track. Then measure how far the ball travels after the collision with air resistance using mars gravity

    • @GeometryDashDyno
      @GeometryDashDyno 6 років тому +671

      Andrew Mckay While riding a unicycle

    • @jakerees9702
      @jakerees9702 6 років тому +294

      I've only just begun doing A level physics and this wouldn't suprise me if I saw it on a paper

    • @noobestofdamall
      @noobestofdamall 6 років тому +348

      It's actually harder than that.
      Highschool physics: Determine the electric force between two point charges q and -q 500 metres away from each other.
      University physics: Two long, straight wires, carrying opposite uniform line charges density +- lambda are situated on either side of a long conducting cylindrical cylinder as shown. The cylinder is grounded, has radius R, and the wires are a distance A from the axis. Find the potential at point r(x,y,z).

    • @domobrah2671
      @domobrah2671 6 років тому +232

      ....on a Wednesday in July while its snowing and put it all underwater and find the buoyant force.

    • @RapFan54
      @RapFan54 6 років тому +2

      Albert meep

  • @WebsiteLover
    @WebsiteLover 7 років тому +765

    Casually explain the birds and the bees

  • @brettlissaman4032
    @brettlissaman4032 Рік тому +19

    "You don't become a chief engineer by being better than everyone at math, you get there by being better at communication and dealing with people"
    I think I speak on behalf of every engineering student here, that this did not alleviate our fear at all.

  • @pyscobrand
    @pyscobrand 4 роки тому +26

    I studied a lot, had three mental break downs over my four years, drank a lot, had a lot of stress-sex that gave me an STD scare once, and I questioned if it was worth it all every two weeks.
    Well, it was a journey, no denying that.

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy 5 років тому +3252

    To me, it's scary how colleges are expensive yet for most people, are a neccessity to getting a job that pays livable wage.

    • @davidt.3860
      @davidt.3860 4 роки тому +203

      Not true, there are several trade jobs that will certainly be worth your time. Some only require a high school degree. Progressives have been pushing the idea that you have to go to college to live well, which simply isn't the case.

    • @ZAGGNUT1
      @ZAGGNUT1 4 роки тому +151

      I graduated in a STEM degree with high gpa.
      If i could do life all over id go to community college and get into dental hygeine or some trade school that actually specializes in something with actual hands on experience.
      The debt, stress, and time isnt really worth it.

    • @michaelzheng3129
      @michaelzheng3129 4 роки тому +10

      ▂▃Zaggnut▃▂ I’m struggling to decide what to do... I may have some stuff I like based on your own advice.

    • @christopheralvarado4544
      @christopheralvarado4544 4 роки тому +11

      @@davidt.3860 I wish I could do a trade like my brother but I'm a small guy so in the long run manual labor wouldn't be the best for me.

    • @davidt.3860
      @davidt.3860 4 роки тому +7

      @@christopheralvarado4544 some trades are more labour-intensive than others. I'm sure you'll find something that suites you.

  • @PictureFit
    @PictureFit 7 років тому +5530

    It's okay, my teachers said I had a lot of potential in high school and I still ended up making UA-cam videos in my room.
    Sorry, my mom's room*

    • @idiomitry4042
      @idiomitry4042 7 років тому +56

      lol, yoo whatup picturefit

    • @metalizk
      @metalizk 7 років тому +37

      PictureFit my favorite channel comenting on a video from my other favorite channel

    • @fernandoj.8894
      @fernandoj.8894 6 років тому +20

      It’s like j cole meeting Kendrick all over again

    • @lovelooslivideos
      @lovelooslivideos 6 років тому +9

      Oh shit first picture fit comment found on another channel!

    • @THEDRAWINGSTUDIO1
      @THEDRAWINGSTUDIO1 6 років тому +4

      You're helping me get buff. Thanks m8.

  • @creepyjesus1471
    @creepyjesus1471 3 роки тому +87

    "How do I try to get the job I'll enjoy when I don't know what I'll enjoy because I've never had the job?"
    Hits different after dropping out to save money because I don't have the money to waste on something I'll hate.

  • @ColdPhoenixR
    @ColdPhoenixR 4 роки тому +8

    The part about navigating the website is pretty true. The most stressful part about uni was navigating all the extra-curricular stuff like majors, graduation requirements, trying to figure out what classes to take per semester and getting a decent schedule, figuring out tuition, etc. And the second most stressful part was of course the organic chemistry exams

  • @FriendlyFire2830
    @FriendlyFire2830 7 років тому +2074

    > Be me, 17 years old
    > Just graduated high school
    > No idea wtf I'm doing
    > Sees this video
    > Life = Saved

    • @dash0173
      @dash0173 7 років тому +6

      did you graduate early??? you're only 17

    • @FriendlyFire2830
      @FriendlyFire2830 7 років тому +52

      +adza botchway I graduated June 9th, and my birthday is June 26th, so I'll be
      18 in a couple of days. I didn't graduate early, my age is just a little late.
      I have friends with birthdays in August, so they're younger than me, haha.

    • @Thallium212
      @Thallium212 7 років тому +103

      That's actually a pretty common age to graduate high school.

    • @dash0173
      @dash0173 7 років тому +9

      FriendlyFire2830 oh dang so youre just a young senior, haha wow. im an old junior, technically senior. ill be 18 at the beginning of the school year in september

    • @Dahpie
      @Dahpie 7 років тому +7

      *meme arrows*
      *UA-cam*
      I think this website is better for you. --> reddit.com

  • @bradturner6992
    @bradturner6992 7 років тому +3203

    i have something to add, i finished high school with basic marks, i passed all grades with a c, and some with a's and b's. such a science, but for college they wanted a bit more from me, so said maybe try other courses, shit i didnt want. so then i was essentially stuck on a 2 year course that i didnt want to do, i wont lie, i was lazy, complaicant, i didnt take it serious, i goofed off most of the time and just messed around, eventually i dropped 2 courses (you take 4-5 total in college in the UK) so i only had a 2 course college experience for another year, i did even worse, the lack of incentive to go take more lessons made me even more lazy to go to the ones i actually had to, this mixed with a teacher who was fun and didnt care too much, and surrounded by students who didnt even want to be here also (it was forensic science, interesting, but incredibly dull due to assessent work, and low rewards for getting into uni) i mentioned multiple times to the head i wanted to do maths, and physics. he made a deal, if i completed the years course and passed, i could come back and take the courses, this made me happy and motivated for a while, but i guess being lazy and ignorant came second nature, i never finished that year. so fast forwards 6 months, i wanted to go back into college, i was unable to attend my last one as i was kicked out for not finishing my course. so i went to a different one, this time giving up on my hopes of going into physics. i took game design, boy was that the stupidest mistake to make in my situation, i was surrounded by people who wanted to game all day, haha, i wont lie it was incredibly fun, but easy, too easy really, i had doubts that this course would lead no where, so i dropped out after 3 months in hopes of joining the army, a last resort sorta thing, i felt hopeless. so anyway i didnt join the army, and got enrolled onto a ''drop out'' course, for people who didnt go to college, and were fresh from high school, i wasted so much time here too, many failed attempts to gain an apprenticship later, fast forward 7 more months i land a job, minimal wage, carpentry stuff, making gates. and this is the main point i wanted to make, when you work from 8am, to 5pm, doing something physically demanding, and something you dont enjoy, for little to no money after tax and bills, those long hours in college seem like fucking heaven. never did my actions become more apparent when i started working full time, i dont like the job, and i know for sure its not something i want to persue. its not awful, i work with friends, but i dont feel accomplished, like im being the best i can be, its making me more and more depressed each day. so currently um buying online courses, putting in the hours after work, and finally going off to uni to study engineering. i wont let fear dictate my choices, if im too stupid to succeed, then im too stupid, but at least i know i tried. so thats my addition, dont let long hours in school deter you, it could be worse. you could be doing something you hate, that drains you, makes you depressed, for little to no personal, or financial gain. never have i, or hope to again ,feel this trapped, it eats away at your mind.

    • @prestonmulkey4093
      @prestonmulkey4093 7 років тому +550

      oh my god

    • @bradturner6992
      @bradturner6992 7 років тому +257

      i blame myself mostly for not taking education or my learning seriously for the 3 years i left high school, id like to add 6 months before i got my job, i had tried to apply for higher education, its a 1 year course that helps you get into uni, i was going to go into health care, but my application was ''lost'' and my multiple contact methods had failed, i had given my application in by hand, and had rang many times before the course started. i was told ''we havent reeived the application by a person of your name'' i rang again, this time i was redirected, and told my application was too late for the course (it wasnt) i rang again and again, i was just told theyd ring back when they had more info regarding my application. at this point i blamed incompetant people, i was trying, but had no help, i guess the only ones looking out for you is you, and close friends, do yourself a favour and work hard and try, no one else is going to do you any favours. also dont be lazy haha

    • @TheScottStephenson
      @TheScottStephenson 7 років тому +94

      Same kinda deal for me. Did a year of general arts after high school. Then did 2 year trades diploma cuz people said the job market was great for tradesmen. Worked for a year in said trades, tried 3 different jobs. Hated it. Went back to university for a bridging program cuz my highschool marks weren't good enough to get into uni. Finished. Picked a different university closer to home. Currently in 3rd year of my current program in law, and still questioning if I made the right decision. All I know is physical labour fucking sucks and the job security sucked. I feel like no matter what I'll always be asking if I made the wrong life decision...

    • @bradturner6992
      @bradturner6992 7 років тому +28

      Said & Done yeah man feel the same, im currently debating what choices to take, still working the same job. it sucks knowing the only current skills you have are basic, and your job and title can easily be replaced, i guess at this point hoping for a nice job is just a day dream, i want something that pays well, offers a good pension scheme, and has good security.

    • @cmumba1998
      @cmumba1998 7 років тому +262

      More kids need to see this.

  • @LinkCanBackflipYAY
    @LinkCanBackflipYAY 4 роки тому +37

    Going to to the Military : Casually Explained

  • @bikashth8539
    @bikashth8539 3 роки тому +20

    If you all are thinking about dropping out of college, just remember that there is a difference between already having a skill down to the maximum level which will help you make money so you can drop out vs dropping out because you are lazy.

  • @TheMothproof
    @TheMothproof 7 років тому +616

    HAHAHAH lmfao casual you have to be an engineer. You're one of us.

    • @agressiveapple
      @agressiveapple 7 років тому +1

      im pretty sure he may be physics major.

    • @nickjohn2051
      @nickjohn2051 7 років тому +53

      Didnt he say he was a computer science major?

    • @7Sidewinder7
      @7Sidewinder7 7 років тому +82

      Judging by his other videos on magnets, calculus, the excellent guide on how to build a computer and intimate insight into undergrad engineering, I would say engineer confirmed.

    • @awfulaim912
      @awfulaim912 7 років тому +212

      boy did he put that degree to good use

    • @dwangus
      @dwangus 7 років тому +9

      based on physics, compsci, and engineering, my guess is he's a computer engineer

  • @JojoAnthony
    @JojoAnthony 7 років тому +699

    Good grades + Social life = No sleep
    Good grades + No social life = Sleep
    Sleep + Social life = Bad grades
    Remember this, you'll do great. Unless you're a Fine Arts student then you're fucked no matter what.

    • @abelton20
      @abelton20 7 років тому +65

      Sleep is for the weak

    • @Blad3sofWaR
      @Blad3sofWaR 7 років тому +70

      +Abel Ton you can sleep all you want when your dead. Yeah it's overrated lol

    • @cesarandrade1987
      @cesarandrade1987 7 років тому

      What about film, senpai?

    • @rooseveltlouissaint3252
      @rooseveltlouissaint3252 7 років тому +78

      No sleep + No social life = Good Grades
      Trust me

    • @_Doskii
      @_Doskii 7 років тому +80

      I have no sleep + no social life + bad grades. :(

  • @devasmitakundu8874
    @devasmitakundu8874 2 роки тому +7

    As an engineering student, that homework thing is strangely relatable. I've always thought that it will be much more easy if I had the correct study 'system' but no, it doesn't work like that. The assignments, projects and everything else really takes time .

  • @lawrencema667
    @lawrencema667 Рік тому +14

    As a second-year university student, the part about everyone is more mature being a myth is way, WAY too true. We can perform amazing academic feats but people in my dorm kept setting off the fire alarm because they didn't know how to use the toaster properly (True story).

  • @doodaverage3080
    @doodaverage3080 6 років тому +1006

    I watched season 3 of Rick and Morty , so I got my computer science degree without even going to college. Now I can meet girls whenever I want.

    • @hexa3389
      @hexa3389 4 роки тому +38

      Bro I got my masters in Physics from that! Which episodes did you watch? /s

    • @mastergoose1035
      @mastergoose1035 2 роки тому +5

      Teach us your ways

  • @DeJayHank
    @DeJayHank 7 років тому +265

    "When we all get replaced by robots"
    Good thing I've got a Master's in Robotics civil engineering then! :P

    • @slipnslime9982
      @slipnslime9982 7 років тому +54

      Civil engineers are out of jobs...

    • @WTFisthisshitWTF
      @WTFisthisshitWTF 7 років тому +18

      What the fuck. I didn't know Civil Engineering deals with robotics. Am I still in the right program? I just wanted to build buildings.

    • @slipnslime9982
      @slipnslime9982 7 років тому +4

      You should switch programs now man. Civil engineers are out of jobs really badly. Switch to electrical or chemical. Someone I know who has 20 years experience as a civil engineer can't find a job anywhere...

    • @WTFisthisshitWTF
      @WTFisthisshitWTF 7 років тому

      Slip'n Slime Shieeeeet. I'm already at my final semester. Where the hell would I put my degree to use? Fuck me.

    • @slipnslime9982
      @slipnslime9982 7 років тому

      Not sure, I'm not sure about America but for Australia a lot of people are out of jobs

  • @mustachefoxrose3919
    @mustachefoxrose3919 2 роки тому +13

    Woah. As an engineering major that’s making me feel a lot better. I’m not the best with math but great at communicating, so at least I have something to edge up on

  • @mick-luv-in
    @mick-luv-in 4 роки тому

    2:41 Best part. I've actually watched many of your videos, but this is the one that made me sub. I've been in college for 4 years and I'm almost half way done. Not university, but community college

  • @1plusAidan
    @1plusAidan 7 років тому +1348

    College is way easier than the mindless busy work they make you do in high school. Maybe its harder work, but at least its relevant to my life.

    • @placido593
      @placido593 6 років тому +8

      What kind of work

    • @pinguiniv
      @pinguiniv 6 років тому +18

      Isn't it the other way around? Anyway, enjoy your limited opportunities and the same job for 40 years after a college;)

    • @FirstnameLastname-pm1in
      @FirstnameLastname-pm1in 6 років тому +216

      how the fuck do you figure having a degree makes his opportunities "limited"? It just means he can anything someone who didn't go to college could do plus whatever field he's trained for.

    • @TheTimeRanger1
      @TheTimeRanger1 6 років тому +99

      It's also easier because you generally don't get 8 hours of back to back classes, which gives you time to actually eat food you choose and relax your mind between classes. Also if you pick classes strategically you can sleep in until whenever you want every day.

    • @pinguiniv
      @pinguiniv 6 років тому +12

      Sorry I mixed up college and university:) In my language we sometimes call university a high school because it goes after school.

  • @CJ-kd7uq
    @CJ-kd7uq 5 років тому +862

    i graduated high school with a 2.1 GPA went to community college for two years then went to a university and graduated with a 3.7 GPA. personally i thought college was alot better than high school. you manage your time way better and i was able to focus way better.

    • @quarantinelife.
      @quarantinelife. 5 років тому +66

      I'm happy for you 👏👏👏👏 good job!!!!! Glad to see others succeed

    • @metajore3580
      @metajore3580 4 роки тому +8

      What field?

    • @johnortiz5170
      @johnortiz5170 4 роки тому +7

      Seems like the road I’m going, but i don’t know anything about college.

    • @randomango2789
      @randomango2789 4 роки тому +45

      C J For me it’s the exact opposite. I did a lot better in High School compared to how I’m doing in College right now.

    • @goodboi1232
      @goodboi1232 4 роки тому +2

      RandoMango thats not good

  • @harshranawat7283
    @harshranawat7283 Рік тому +7

    “Till robots replace all our jobs”
    6 years later: ChatGPT

  • @BransonGamingHD
    @BransonGamingHD 4 роки тому +1

    I dont understand how you just talking about random stuff, is super entertaining along with helpful.

  • @CW91
    @CW91 7 років тому +680

    Things I wish I knew before signing up for Uni:
    1. Always have some fundamental knowledge in the course subjects beforehand. Learn the key terms, jargon and basic concepts of the subjects that you will be taking before the course starts. If you only start learning when the course starts, too late.
    2. Memorizing helps you now, but understanding helps you forever. Same goes for assignments, where doing the assignment on your own instead of "taking shortcuts" will help you vastly in the long run. You will see the effects during the Final Year Project and during your first (and subsequent) jobs.
    3. Get as many aspects of your life handled before starting the course. When the assignments start flooding in, you will not have the time (or energy) to find a new place to stay because your current roommate is too noisy.
    4. Do not waste time during your Uni years. When you step into the working world, the luxury of time will be gone. You will have not much time and energy left to improve while working 40 hours a week (compared to Uni life).
    5. Build a portfolio if possible during Uni years. It is a ticket to being hired by your future employer.
    6. Study a technical field which has job market demand. Remember that people will pay you based on demand, not necessarily on what you like to do.
    7. Uni life is like unlimited stream of junk food. You are given time and freedom to do things. But every single moment that you spent away will either build or ruin your future. Discipline yourself even though parents are not there to tell you so. You will reap the rewards in your working life.

    • @xXasd012xX
      @xXasd012xX 5 років тому +59

      Build a portfolio if possible during Uni years. It is a ticket to being hired by your future employer. This, this has never been so much true. A lot of students usually think they'll start building there portfolio after they graduate.

    • @DBoayy
      @DBoayy 5 років тому

      Thanks!

    • @h6v
      @h6v 5 років тому

      👍

    • @AdamDeeZam
      @AdamDeeZam 4 роки тому +8

      God I'm about to enter college and this is also helping me a lot. Thank you

    • @MagicOstridge
      @MagicOstridge 4 роки тому +7

      Know that’s it’s been a few years but if I only worked 40 hours a week I’d be in heaven. I work 72 hours a week over summer and still have more time to screw around than I do in school

  • @balbys2332
    @balbys2332 7 років тому +674

    This is probably the most legit video I have seen on UA-cam.

    • @jaydoncarriere1896
      @jaydoncarriere1896 7 років тому

      Same!

    • @raghadazizi5605
      @raghadazizi5605 7 років тому +1

      Balbys23 Looks like you haven't seen iiSuperwomanii's, and Liza Coshy's videos

    • @phoebesulistio6830
      @phoebesulistio6830 7 років тому +7

      RaGhad Azizi
      Lol no. At least this guy isn't overacting to keep people's interest and trying so hard to relate it gets cringy.

    • @igniii3348
      @igniii3348 6 років тому

      This channel is the most legit and relatable channel on UA-cam

  • @Selaranification
    @Selaranification 5 років тому +1

    i just found your channel and watched like 8 of your videos in a row. good work

  • @Rudystone1970
    @Rudystone1970 2 роки тому

    Thank you for your show.Sometimes that’s all that gets me through the day!

  • @sasukesuite1
    @sasukesuite1 7 років тому +160

    Funny thing is, as an aerospace major, I don't have a lot of "homework", but a lot of "work-that-I-need-to-do-or-else-I'm-going-to-fail-all-the-exams-because-I-haven't-practiced-the-material"-work

    • @milton3204
      @milton3204 7 років тому +10

      Same for physics. Except for labs, I don't get anything that's due, but if I skip out on the work I'll quickly fall behind and fail the course.

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 5 років тому +1

      Back in my day you weren't required to do any homework at all. You weren't even required to show up to class. You could skip everything right through to the final exam and make that 100% of your score for that course.
      Of course passing that final exam without studying hundreds of hours or getting any formal teaching is near impossible.

    • @agustinl2302
      @agustinl2302 5 років тому +3

      @@BigUriel Exactly like it should be. For my last year of highschool, since I made the wrong decision (did a whole year of economics just to realize I like engineering better, and my economics title didn't allow me to sign up for an unrelated career), I needed another diploma to get into college. So I decided to take the physics, chemistry and "math II" (a special maths course for engineering) exams, thus obtaining the required highschool diploma. I did that in 20 days without any formal teaching, just me and a couple of books. I can't imagine what it would have been like to wait a whole year (or even six months) to get into college just because of some stupid rule forcing me to attend X number of classes in order to take an exam. I understand that many people actually need to take a year-long course and take notes every single class, but many others don't and they shouldn't be punished because of it.

  • @hachiroku9983
    @hachiroku9983 6 років тому +1653

    2:42 **laughs in gay computer scientist**

    • @extrasecretchannel3416
      @extrasecretchannel3416 5 років тому +18

      I relate to this.

    • @wishyrater
      @wishyrater 4 роки тому +141

      Same here! What I've found though is that the bro culture is so strong in my CS units that there's just no other gay dudes around. The only action I get is my homies slapping my ass :(

    • @yiumyoumsan6997
      @yiumyoumsan6997 4 роки тому +1

      @@haitamchouiekh5229 Who's Natalie

    • @seraby7151
      @seraby7151 4 роки тому +20

      met lots of it guys who became gay/bi while college because there aren't many girls to choose from (their words not mine lol)

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 роки тому +6

      seraby so they think being gay gives them more options? Oh god no

  • @KuroHebi
    @KuroHebi 3 роки тому +10

    Huge wake-up call! Time to get to that pile of homework I've been trying to avoid for the past two months that I only have nine days to complete.

  • @carlguo7722
    @carlguo7722 3 роки тому

    sir the wisdom in your videos are truly understated. some advices are absolute gospels.

  • @The_Third_Feather
    @The_Third_Feather 7 років тому +73

    "If you're smart enough to navigate their website, then you're smart enough."
    THIS.

    • @casypp3710
      @casypp3710 3 роки тому

      I didn’t get the joke
      What does it mean?

    • @reshzy3807
      @reshzy3807 3 роки тому

      @@casypp3710 probably a college joke that we're too highschool to understand

    • @pragyabhushan2338
      @pragyabhushan2338 3 роки тому +2

      @@casypp3710 Actually The website of most Unis are Very hard to navigate and To see stuff, so if you can find stuff Easily there It means you're Smart enough

  • @asznee1903
    @asznee1903 7 років тому +909

    Y u never reply to comments bro 😞

  • @alejandrozamora3468
    @alejandrozamora3468 5 років тому

    Thanks for this. I really needed this!

  • @loris8804
    @loris8804 6 місяців тому +1

    thanks for all the tips, being a freshman in colllege is quite rough, still trying to figure out what to do, but it fine now
    The myths are pretty accurate too,after experience it for like a month or so

  • @BradenVlogs
    @BradenVlogs 7 років тому +105

    A wise friend of mine gave me the following advice: There are no good classes, only good professors. If you'd like your life to be degraded into a heaping pile of garbage, self-loathing, and despair then I highly recommend selecting professors with low online ratings. All my favorite classes have been classes where the professor was actually a decent human being, and not an embodiment of Satan in the academic form.

  • @PresidentClash
    @PresidentClash 7 років тому +376

    Everyone always says pick a degree you like, but millions graduate each year with unique degrees they liked and now end up at minimum or wages a little higher struggling to survive! I JUST DON'T GET THIS

    • @spearofconquest
      @spearofconquest 7 років тому +71

      people get what they like confused with what they are good at. I really liked movies and thought hey, maybe I can go to film school and create connections and end up working on commericials, then, slowly make my way up to tv, then movies. Then I realised how many other people I see on youtube with degrees in film or wanting to be film makers and how....well less well off they are. I found out I'm pretty empathtic and can communicate well and I work well with others. Now I'm going to school in the medical field.

    • @inFAMOUSBlastshards
      @inFAMOUSBlastshards 7 років тому +161

      Don't pick a career based on your passion, pick a career based on opportunity then bring your passion with you.

    • @JohnSmith-iw4qs
      @JohnSmith-iw4qs 7 років тому +31

      I don't get why people would want to go to college. I'm a junior and I have a 4.0 so far I've taken 6 a classes but honestly I don't want to go to college. Rn I'm learning coding so I can hopefully invent something unique and not go to college. If I have to go my choice will be Georgia tech.

    • @inFAMOUSBlastshards
      @inFAMOUSBlastshards 7 років тому +86

      Gustav Scheid Most people don't *want* to go to university but need to for their careers.

    • @spearofconquest
      @spearofconquest 7 років тому +21

      Gustav Scheid you live in georgia and wanna work in coding? Better get moving to NY or Cali cuz ain't shit for jobs here for coding. Plus most people go to college because they understand if you wanna make over 100,000 a year you gotta put in the time and study. You have a 4.0? Well start applying to MIT and other colleges because one of my friends just got into harvard and he had a 4.0.

  • @cameronwells5648
    @cameronwells5648 4 роки тому +1

    Ive never met somebody else who was so "glass is 51% full"
    I'M SO HAPPY THAT THERE MIGHT BE FRIENDS OUT THERE.
    Also that joke on being mediocre in HS and now making youtube videos helped me laugh in a way that was considerbly healthy. The google search reads" finding the will to go on" is so accurate, even when people don't directly search for that phrase we crave it in our feeds.

  • @benworrall1379
    @benworrall1379 Рік тому +3

    I’m currently having a mid uni crisis and as well as the great humour in this video he makes some excellent points

  • @gregaaron89
    @gregaaron89 7 років тому +428

    Community college is legit, and you may be able to transfer your credits to a "real" school, so you can save a lot of money on the first two years or so of a bachelor's degree.

    • @rainor771
      @rainor771 7 років тому +62

      unfortunately kids want to go to college for the "college experience" which you can't get a community college, and also they're afraid it will make them look dumb. I'm with you though, my tuition is like 10% of my friends' at "real" schools

    • @jacobb4077
      @jacobb4077 7 років тому +25

      do what i'm doing then, i go to a community college and date a girl at a local 4 year college. she dorms there so i always chill there and get to go to all the parties and participate in shenanigans

    • @jacobb4077
      @jacobb4077 7 років тому +12

      for a quarter of the cost lol

    • @Iceechibi
      @Iceechibi 7 років тому +4

      +Jacob Beaumont this guy gets it I'm finishing my last sem at CC then transferring to the university that is actually much closer to me
      As long as you got the friends in the university, you good fam

    • @somecharactersnotallowed1319
      @somecharactersnotallowed1319 7 років тому +16

      I miss community college.... $750 for 4 classes + 150 for books...
      vs 5-6k instate at a university

  • @panther724
    @panther724 7 років тому +286

    I love this guy

    • @morganmr6582
      @morganmr6582 7 років тому +1

      Lol Panther ;P This channel is your preference? didn't expect to c u here :PP

    • @panther724
      @panther724 7 років тому

      Lol, I'm everywhere (Lenny)

    • @arcturus9366
      @arcturus9366 6 років тому

      Panther Go panthers!

  • @anushayangala3140
    @anushayangala3140 4 роки тому +22

    this made me more depressed about college yay

  • @jantube358
    @jantube358 3 роки тому +21

    Can you explain "College and University during a pandemic"?

  • @MitchellMartinMusic
    @MitchellMartinMusic 7 років тому +704

    Oh no I'm a guy taking computer science but I still want to meet girls. What does that mean? It means you fucked up. 😂😂😂😂😂 best part of the video

  • @christianmorales4247
    @christianmorales4247 7 років тому +285

    Hmmmmmm who's animation skills are better, GradeAUnderA's or Casually Explained's?

    • @KINGZZTtheGLOVERR
      @KINGZZTtheGLOVERR 7 років тому +176

      CasuallyUnderA

    • @zappbrannigan2801
      @zappbrannigan2801 7 років тому +73

      I know who's got the better content.

    • @NumbersMinecraft
      @NumbersMinecraft 7 років тому +3

      I like CE's colour!

    • @sardincity6834
      @sardincity6834 7 років тому

      +Alec Reyes same

    • @Yotrymp
      @Yotrymp 7 років тому +5

      Casually explained has better animation. I like grade's style a bit more, but I appreciate both. :D

  • @lifecanbeadream
    @lifecanbeadream 3 роки тому +8

    "If you're smart enough to navigate their website, you're smart enough" relatable

  • @Sean-tv5od
    @Sean-tv5od 3 роки тому +3

    « If you can navigate their website, you’re smart enough » is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard about college

  • @itsalexclark
    @itsalexclark 7 років тому +732

    HELLLLPPP

  • @Non-disjunction
    @Non-disjunction 7 років тому +110

    The serious part at the end is true tho.

    • @RetaliationOG
      @RetaliationOG 7 років тому

      Ikr LOL first time I've seen him being somewhat serious in a vid

    • @edwinolio8076
      @edwinolio8076 7 років тому

      The majority of his videos are funny because they are truth.

    • @nguyentri3608
      @nguyentri3608 7 років тому

      +RandomSPHD his videos are funny, but they are also true (well, most of them)

  • @BadgerOfTheSea
    @BadgerOfTheSea Рік тому

    I watched this before doing my undergrad, now as I do my graduate degree I look back and feel grateful for the advice it gave. No joke

  • @k5nn682
    @k5nn682 7 років тому +68

    CE: "You'll have alot more sex , True"
    Me: "Wot M8"

  • @danielrusso8078
    @danielrusso8078 6 років тому +49

    I remember watching this as a senior in high school and laughing along, now I'm done with my freshman year and can't believe how true this stuff actually is.

    • @rashijain708
      @rashijain708 8 місяців тому +1

      and now I'm scared about college

    • @minecraftlover8085
      @minecraftlover8085 7 місяців тому

      ​@@rashijain708same

    • @TheVeron
      @TheVeron 7 місяців тому

      don't be i'm a freshmen and so far its honestly kinda nice just talk to random people and you'll find yourself having fun@@rashijain708

  • @matthewhaywood3115
    @matthewhaywood3115 4 роки тому +15

    A guy literally asked me to find a PhD program for him because he didn’t know how to navigate university websites.

  • @SeanTheDon17
    @SeanTheDon17 4 роки тому

    ‘Finding the will to go on’
    This channel is so relatable.

  • @ace2high
    @ace2high 7 років тому +1456

    The hottest chick in my engineering classes was born a dude. and shes not even remotely convincing.

    • @notyourtypicalfarah7194
      @notyourtypicalfarah7194 7 років тому +247

      ^^^^^ The fuck? LOL

    • @aguilacahc000
      @aguilacahc000 7 років тому +33

      Lel wut

    • @StonerHAS
      @StonerHAS 6 років тому +34

      "Ya fucked up"

    • @squiddi1393
      @squiddi1393 6 років тому +2

      Surprisingly a lot of chicks taking engineering in my year. Anyways it doesn't matter, it's what goes on outside the engineering classes. You still take other classes with plenty of females, will probably be in clubs with females, and just go to parties, that's all I have to say.

    • @alexzx4906
      @alexzx4906 6 років тому +1

      This is my new favourite comment