I was on a flight and the captain came over the intercom and said we're at 30,000 ft yadda yadda yadda and please feel free to walk about the cabin, he thought that he had turned the intercom off but didn't. Next we heard him say to the copilot " what I could use now is a cup of coffee and a blow job, the head flight attendant jumped up and was running towards the cockpit to tell the captain that the intercom was still on, I jumped up and loudly exclaimed "Hey don't forget the coffee". lol
Night after the Honeymoon, 80 year old man comes bouncing into the hotel dining room at 7 am. Orders a full breakfast and before he leaves, tells the waiter that he's off to play tennis. At 11:30 his 24 year old wife drags herself into the dining room and is served by the same waiter. She orders coffee, black! While pouring the coffee, the waiter says to the young bride, "your husband was here this morning, a grin from ear to ear, devoured an enormous breakfast then went to play tennis." You appear to be a complete wreck, I need to ask you why? She says, "that son of a bitch told me he'd been saving for 50 years, I thought he meant MONEY!" JOELLE your smile and laughter is worth the price of my subscription.
This joke was turned into an advert somewhere in a (IIRC) Spanish speaking country many years ago. "Sorry my son, I cannot given you absolution." "I'm not looking for absolution." "Then why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everyone!"
Excellent-videos! My five-year relationship came to an end a month ago. The love of my life chose to leave, and I can't stop thinking about him; I love him so deeply. I've done everything I can to win him back, but nothing seems to work. I'm feeling frustrated and can't imagine my life with anyone else. Despite my efforts to move on, I just can't shake the thoughts of him. I don’t know why I’m sharing this, but I really miss him)
It's tough to let go of someone you care about. I can relate, my 12year relationship also ended, and I struggled to move on. I tried everything to get him back, even seeking help from a spiritual counselor who ultimately helped me reconnect with him*
That's the first time I heard you laugh from your belly Mike, I love it. 😂😂 little advise, don't tell jokes to someone while they're drink something 😂😂😂
🙏💝😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 ABSOLUTELY RIGHT 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😅😅😅DAM SKIPPY 😺💜EVEN LOVED THAT ONE💋❤️💋💜SHES STILL CRACKING UP KIDS😂😂😂😅😅😅GOD BLESS YOU KIDS 🙏💝 WE NEEDED THAT LAUGH 😂 THE TRANSMISSION WENT OUT ON HER TRUCK FRIDAY 😔😔 DAMIT 😮 😔😔 WE LOVE YA KIDS SO MUCH 💝🙏 LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE 💋❤️💜🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 🏞️🏔️🌄🇺🇸🔵💞🦅
Didn't see that one coming!
It is absolutely hilarious
that's my boy!
Thank you God bless ❤😅
I was on a flight and the captain came over the intercom and said we're at 30,000 ft yadda yadda yadda and please feel free to walk about the cabin, he thought that he had turned the intercom off but didn't. Next we heard him say to the copilot " what I could use now is a cup of coffee and a blow job, the head flight attendant jumped up and was running towards the cockpit to tell the captain that the intercom was still on, I jumped up and loudly exclaimed "Hey don't forget the coffee". lol
Sugar with that cream too 😮🤣🤣🤣🙀
Oh god she must have died from both amusement and embarrassment at the same time. Lol
@TheJBerg
At least there was a smile 😃 😊...
That's an old joke being repeated in the first person. Pretty desperate. LOL!
@@NorsePJ Good old jokes get forgotten or are brand spanking new to the younger generations lol.
I am at the farm alone laughing loudly. Love from India🇮🇳
Night after the Honeymoon, 80 year old man comes bouncing into the hotel dining room at 7 am. Orders a full breakfast and before he leaves, tells the waiter that he's off to play tennis. At 11:30 his 24 year old wife drags herself into the dining room and is served by the same waiter. She orders coffee, black! While pouring the coffee, the waiter says to the young bride, "your husband was here this morning, a grin from ear to ear, devoured an enormous breakfast then went to play tennis." You appear to be a complete wreck, I need to ask you why? She says, "that son of a bitch told me he'd been saving for 50 years, I thought he meant MONEY!" JOELLE your smile and laughter is worth the price of my subscription.
After he said “I’m Jewish” I kinda saw that one coming but I got a good belly laugh out of it anyway! Thanks! Keep ‘em coming!
Y'all are hilarious I love y'all
Amen, brother! 🙏 You celebrate! 🙌 🥳
That. Was great. Thank you for always putting a smile on my face, and making me laugh.
You’re welcome! 😀
@@mikeandjoelle. Your wife was trying not to choke on her drink😊
I'm telling everybody! That's great! lol 😆😅🤣
I'd be bragging about it too 😂
Good one. 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
JoJo almost choked on her water.
When she went to take a sip as I knew the punchline was coming and thought I was going to wear it 💦😂
Joelle should have spit the water right out, that would have made it even better 😂😂😂❤❤@@mikeandjoelle.
This joke was turned into an advert somewhere in a (IIRC) Spanish speaking country many years ago. "Sorry my son, I cannot given you absolution." "I'm not looking for absolution." "Then why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everyone!"
Excellent-videos! My five-year relationship came to an end a month ago. The love of my life chose to leave, and I can't stop thinking about him; I love him so deeply. I've done everything I can to win him back, but nothing seems to work. I'm feeling frustrated and can't imagine my life with anyone else. Despite my efforts to move on, I just can't shake the thoughts of him. I don’t know why I’m sharing this, but I really miss him)
It's tough to let go of someone you care about. I can relate, my 12year relationship also ended, and I struggled to move on. I tried everything to get him back, even seeking help from a spiritual counselor who ultimately helped me reconnect with him*
That's incredible! How did you find a spiritual counselor, and how can I contact one?
Her name is Maurice Gleti, and she’s an amazing spiritual counselor who specializes in bringing back lost loves.
Maurice Gleti, has incredible powers, and she can assist you.
Thank you for sharing this valuable information! I just looked her up online, and I'm impressed
She shouldn't be drinking water when the punchline is coming 😂
That’s SO funny! Luv it.
That smile!
At eighty?! Hats off to the man!! 🤓🤓✌🏾
Lucky Joelle hadn't taken a big glug 😂
not heard b4; nice one!
Joelle looked like she was about to be a water spout
That's the first time I heard you laugh from your belly Mike, I love it. 😂😂 little advise, don't tell jokes to someone while they're drink something 😂😂😂
I am telling everybody 😂😂😂😂
I'd do the same thing 😂😂😂
Love your smile girl
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m definitely telling this joke to everybody!!!
A great laugh 😂
I think I've heard this before but still funny Jolie almost spit out her water 💦😮😊
😂😂😂it's no longer a confession, it's an announcement😂😂
Gurl you are gorgeous, glowing ❤ the jokes are nice too 😅
🙏💝😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 ABSOLUTELY RIGHT 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😅😅😅DAM SKIPPY 😺💜EVEN LOVED THAT ONE💋❤️💋💜SHES STILL CRACKING UP KIDS😂😂😂😅😅😅GOD BLESS YOU KIDS 🙏💝 WE NEEDED THAT LAUGH 😂 THE TRANSMISSION WENT OUT ON HER TRUCK FRIDAY 😔😔 DAMIT 😮 😔😔 WE LOVE YA KIDS SO MUCH 💝🙏 LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE 💋❤️💜🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 🏞️🏔️🌄🇺🇸🔵💞🦅
😂 one of your best 😂 though Joelle was about to spit out her swallow 😂😂😂😂
She’s so funny
Hell! I'd tell everybody too!😋
You get my vote old man!
Golden oldie. But still a winner.
that was a good one!
He certainly earned the rights to brag.
Oh yeah he was proud of that and I would be also , thanks Mike and Joelle
😂 can't blame him for that. 😂😂
I'd be telling everybody too!😂
That is a good one 😅
Don’t blame the guy. I'd be doing the same thing😂
I like his thoughts process
BRILLIANT RESPONSE
Man, Im so in love with her!
Good one guys.
Good one....!!
Now that's a good one
Brilliant ❤❤❤😅😅😅😅😅
Mike is a fortunate man. Joelle is fortunate that she needs glasses to see Mike.
What’s the little head wobble after the sign of the Cross?😂😂😂😂
That was super funny
Almost had a spit-take there! You must be pretty confident in your ability to dodge the spray :)
She's got guts, taking a sip just as the punchline is coming up.
I….love…her…
Mike…ya AIGHT….🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️
#MikewillALWAYSbeWINNIN ❤️✌🏾✊🏾
what a beautiful house you got❤
Love this ❤
Luv the cut off shorts
😂Really? 😂😂
Now that's funny 🤣
Good one so funny ❤
*****laughing smiley ******
Too funny!😂
She's so 🥰🥺😊
Hell I would too!!!
😂😂😂 Hell YES!!! 😂😂😂
he didn't go to confess, he went to brag! LOL
I'm telling every 1 ................. ha ha ha ha
So funny 😁 😂
Funny and attractive
I would buy an ad.😉
Two and a half men did this joke lol
He didn't tell him they were male flight attendants
Hell yeah!
I would too!
Good one🎉
LMAO LMAO LMAO good one
Joelle is so beautiful
Lol too funny
I saw that punchline coming a mile away.
Who wouldn’t brag a little?
Mike no disrespect at all bro but your wife is beautiful.
You reckon she gets a bit fed up with having to perform for you cuz?
Advice: Never begin drinking liquids before a punchline….
Joelle, and MillaChats should make a crossover You Tube video.
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😂😂cute
Can you blame him I would too
Hell yeaaa! why not 😅❤
Finally, one I didn’t see coming.👍
🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼
Yup ... I would to if I was 80
Makes sense.
Good thing she didn't take that sip or it would have been all over hubby.
Almost a spit take
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
#WhatTheHell 🙃
Amen 🙏 lol .
You're so beautiful he's a lucky guy
The kitchen sink 🤢