If this was real, and you saw this. It should be more aggressive, why would you allow this? Let me go and make a meet and greet with some strippers, instead of paying rent.
My ex brainwashed me into thinking this behavior was ok... My new gf and future wife helped me realize I was emotionally abused and has 100k more respect for me and people in general. Find yourself a girl that treats you like you're human at the very least.
@@user-wl8zm2gl5r I'm 17 and single and I hope if I ever get into a relationship with the right girl like how your ex was the wrong one but your new girlfriend treats you way more better
I was thinking THAT was the bud of the joke.. like her bf was gonna be all “why do we like Chris brown”, but my slow ass didn’t realize lil girls actually still support this woman beater 😂 ofc she has a boyfriend too def speaks to the type of audience he still has left
The full 2009 police report for the violent assault on Rihanna, to which Brown pleaded guilty: Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with. A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh-- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!' The detective said "Robyn F." then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer. Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.' After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!' Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street. Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
she didn’t go to a meet and greet she went to the MEAT and greet
Meet and grab
Meet and beat more like
Nah she went to greet the MEAT
@@calebmccrackin-li1omreal
@@foodstie7525Meat & Skeet
That fake laugh kills me everytime 😂
fr lol
Cause if that happens i'm breaking up wchu h*e 😂😂
😅@@ericxb
The psychotic laugh 😂😂
Those are threats
Edward's EVIL laugh😅
“You gon provide for HIM but not for ME?!?”
😂😂😂😂
Real shit
That’s the thing!!!! How you gonna spend $1,000 on him but not your man
@@parka9945 ppl love donating to millionaires, just look at twitch
Bro I love the passive aggressive ness😭
Real
If this was real, and you saw this. It should be more aggressive, why would you allow this? Let me go and make a meet and greet with some strippers, instead of paying rent.
Ur right playing against a passive aggressive ness in smash bros is so annoying
@@geraltofrivia4651Ayo tell him again to make sure he heard it
@@geraltofrivia4651bro is ass
Bro brought out the rent 😭
The ol' reliable
yuuuuup. they dont like that either 😂😂
w peep pfp
Tbf if this was real and my girl dropped a band to have Chris brown feel up on her instead of paying rent - that’s a valid thing to bring up 😂😂
@@lvxtu3472facts homie they hate to say it
“when i ask for a massage, you call me misogynistic”
If you’re talking about the last thing he said, it was “You want an ass massage? I’ll massage you right now for free”
unfortunately, a bar
😂😂😂
If yo chick don’t give you a massage she ain’t the one
at least it wasn't a beat & greet 😭
That’s how you know this fake
😭😭😭
Damn near 😂
It's the beat or the meat
Should’ve been
“CLEARLY BECAUSE IT ALL WENT TO FREAKING CHRIS BROWN!!” 😂 the layers of this skit are genius
Bro muting the mic was the realest part 😂😂😂😂
Setting it as the background photo is crazyy
If a female with a boyfriend or husband pays a thousand dollars to get a picture with another man and doesn’t help pay bills, leave her asap.
Nah give her the Chris brown treatment first then kick her out.
@@jokerpilled2535Nah, that's fucked up
@@felixorozco4055 L
@@jokerpilled2535that’s just immature. No man feels the need to hit a woman unless he’s undeveloped mentally somewhere
@@jokerpilled2535incel 💩
This shit is too real🤣🤣 So many dudes letting they girls walk all over them cuz they get gaslighted asf and believe it lmao
Lmao I’d leave right away 💀
Man, she gonna get the full chris brown experience, word to Rihanna
My ex brainwashed me into thinking this behavior was ok...
My new gf and future wife helped me realize I was emotionally abused and has 100k more respect for me and people in general. Find yourself a girl that treats you like you're human at the very least.
Find someone better than that actually I'm tripping. Don't settle for mediocrity
@@user-wl8zm2gl5r I'm 17 and single and I hope if I ever get into a relationship with the right girl like how your ex was the wrong one but your new girlfriend treats you way more better
Bro stg the girls he records these with seem to fit the type too 🤣
"It's about to be over" ahh laugh 💀
"If that happends im breaking up with you"
boyfriend: Hahahahah
girlfriend: Hahahahah
the picture: Hahahahah
When he had to pause the game and remove the headset you know it's getting serious lol 😂
Lmao the passive aggressive laugh from both of em 😂
The way he’s looking around at the beginning with his eyes 😂
s/o breezy for getting that bag 😂
Aye man a sucker and his money always part ways, that’s how it’s supposed to be
setting that as your phone wallpaper is wild lmaoo
Someone said MEAT and Greet 😂 I'm dead.
The nervous laugh always gets me!
"Chris Brown's concert 😅hahahaha😅"
Imagine simping for a domestic abuser.
Imagine that. But Rere was the one that hit him first 🤷♂️😂
@@jsoullifeBreezy has hit multiple woman
I was thinking THAT was the bud of the joke.. like her bf was gonna be all “why do we like Chris brown”, but my slow ass didn’t realize lil girls actually still support this woman beater 😂 ofc she has a boyfriend too def speaks to the type of audience he still has left
@@jsoullifeBruh its not the same when yo girl hit you she not a threat he beat her upppppp
Virtue signal all u want , pleeeeeeeeenty of huzz love CB
The faces when you make when you start listening 😂
A beat n greet
Yep
Lmfaooo
@@PlatinumHustle meet n beat
@@timurkhan711 zaddy yaaas ☺️💕😩🕺🧴
This is exactly like a netflix show argument, you cannot change my mind 😂
Ed’s fake laugh always kills me bruh 😭😂
His side eyes always kill me hooly
the casual gf flex did not go unnoticed
Na das the GREET the MEAT
This kid is so gold
Bro lmao i wanna smoke a blunt with dude
$1k beat & skeet😂😂😂
6:16...eddie is going crazy with the subliminals
“Ahahahaha” lmaoo my boy Faked that laugh it sounded like he was finna BREAK DOWN into TEARS FR 🫠🫠🫠😭😭😭😭😭
Ay, that provide line is HARD. Funny& Facts
bro got that boondocks and Usher treatment
I have been early the past three vods BIG ED
Ed already had the rent ammunition ready just in case lmao
Had me weak when he put the mic up😂
This skit was genius actually.
The best part is here setting the picture to her wallpaper 😂😂😂
The laugh always gets me 😂
He sounds inches away from giving her the Chris Brown experience.
Bruh I started laughing with them 😂😂
Dude looks like villain from tokyo drift😂😂
I’m 99% sure that’s the dude from the first Fast and the Furious movie that Dom didn’t like.
the leg shake gives it all way🤣🤣
I love the cadence in your voice ❤
The mic up so the game don’t hear the convo is wild 😂
Bro had to put the X correction for him saying twitter 😂😂😂😂😂
ELON BRO CHANGE THAT SHIT BACK, NO1 VIBES WITH IT
The little laugh means it’s on
You provided for him & not provid for me 💀😂
That’s the part that get me 1k for a damn meet and greet 😂😂😂
His laugh gets me every time
All these girls REALLY think they have a chance with Chris Brown. 😂😂😂
Homelander backstory:
Breezy been told us these 304s ain’t loyal 😂
Lying to his face and laughing with him
Like shit chill lmfao, the memories are flooding back
He looks so content in the beginning too like 🙂 lol
Bro run
Nah that’s craazyy 💀
Bro got the best fake laugh
got that Johnny Tran haircut
The way she put the phone down like it some secret file the pain
Fake. She would’ve came back with a black eye
Na Chris hitting cheeks not eyes that's ish was over 10 years ago TF 😂😂
@@justinhunt4767 Same with OJ. Why bros trippin over 2 murders, it was 30 years ago 🤣🤣
@@unownnnnYou’re comparing a murderer to a young Chris brown that got in a fight with his girlfriend at the time. Daddy chill
@@PlatinumHustle he beat the shit out of her. Apologist.
@@PlatinumHustleonce a beater always a beater
You can't make this up. If you can, great content 👍🏿
“You gonna provide for him but I’m not gonna provide for me 😰”
Modern women do be like this
You ain’t him and him ain’t you, my boy‼️
Errrrr… CANCLED!🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️
Would’ve walked out with the Xbox right then and there
These hoos ain’t loyal he been said this 😂😂
bro i thought this was DK from fast and furious lol
It’s all good bruh if she leave you for him he’ll just beat the brakes off her as soon as she starts forming an opinion
you know she paid $1000 for it too that’s even sadder
she set it as a background 😅😅😅😅😅
As he should
She didn’t have to turn the camera on him with the headset 💀
The picture is fine. It’s the price of the meet and greet that would have gotten me.
for some reason i have never seen anyone do that tho
He should check for bruises
This is crazy 💀
The full 2009 police report for the violent assault on Rihanna, to which Brown pleaded guilty:
Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.
A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.
Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh-- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'
The detective said "Robyn F." then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.
Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'
After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'
Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.
Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.
Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.
Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.
Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.
Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.
Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
So how long has "Friend-Girl" been "Girlfriend"??
Creeping on the convo lol.
LMFAO
1500 for a pic😂
Another relationship bites the dust 🤦🏾♂️
o nah, I can be Chris Brown too watch aha aha aha
Chris Brown Meet and Go Deep! He got your main thang all bent over!
GET the money
As she sets it as her wallpaper, lockscreen and chat background😂. My kinda gorl🧜♀️
Nah I aint letting my girl go anywhere near a Chris Brown event ON FOE NEM
Lmfaooooooooooooo
I'd NEVER disrespect my husband like that.
Meet her at the door. And greet her on the way out fam😂🤝🏾she’s for the pavement
"Did ju take a pic-ture....with himm? 😅"
If my girl said she didn’t have rent money and went to a concert…😂😂😂😂 I’ll be damned
God bless him 🙏
I personally think this guy is more attractive than Chris lol