Heckler Rejects CEASEFIRE

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  • @carly4422
    @carly4422 10 місяців тому +5842

    The way he went from Black lives matter to Dark matter was so unexpected and brilliant! 👏👏

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 10 місяців тому +3078

    "Politics isn't funny!"
    You're right. It's fucking hilarious!

    • @johnsteiner3417
      @johnsteiner3417 10 місяців тому +42

      Political comedy is as old as the classical Greek age and possibly older.

    • @BreandanAnraoi
      @BreandanAnraoi 10 місяців тому +47

      Right? Like seriously, so much of the shit that's happened in politics over the last decade is so off the walls ridiculous that comedians would have been like "nah that's too far" before it. Politics is fucking hysterical.
      When someone says "politics isn't funny" what they really mean is "you just made something I agree with look ridiculous so now I'm pissed at you".

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 10 місяців тому +17

      @@BreandanAnraoiI don’t get why you would think that paying to see an Arab American comedian would be a good idea if you don’t like political comedy.

    • @fk2121
      @fk2121 10 місяців тому +14

      I think he was saying politics isn’t funny if it is about Israel. He must be Israeli. He should move there if he’s that concerned. Your in Texas it’s a free country.

    • @edwinreyes7946
      @edwinreyes7946 10 місяців тому

      @@fk2121so free that they forced you an experimental v accine in you. amazing how servitude works in todays 🤡 world

  • @AWM2099
    @AWM2099 10 місяців тому +2136

    These days comedians tell the truth! Politicians are ducking poly ticks. He is too good!

    • @glitchesguy3717
      @glitchesguy3717 10 місяців тому +2

      his not that good, his always using the same jokes mentionion the Israel conflict, his trying to push the narrative onto people, comedians do have a sense of truth in their jokes, but not all of them, you wanna believe this one is because you support the same thing he does so it easier for you, if he stood on Israel side, you wouldnt watch him and be ranting at him in this comment wouldnt you? im here and i don't support your side, but i can take a joke, unlike your side who cant handle the truth

    • @fahimal9417
      @fahimal9417 10 місяців тому +86

      @@glitchesguy3717if you really could take a joke, you wouldn’t have written an elaborated rant here 😂

    • @ANA-MEEN
      @ANA-MEEN 10 місяців тому +52

      @@glitchesguy3717Sad bot, the comment wasn’t even political, literally just a compliment, the only political thing in this video that was even said that could be complemented(at least on Palestine Israel) was calling for a ceasefire, what issue do you have with peace, and if your answer is, “terrorists don’t care about ceasefires” then maybe you should understand that the original terrorists are the soldiers shooting kids, not the kids being shot

    • @galaxymini172
      @galaxymini172 10 місяців тому +9

      ​@@ANA-MEEN ditto

    • @Jkjoannaki
      @Jkjoannaki 10 місяців тому +5

      Literally always been this way. Since ancient greek satirist at least

  • @RexCognitionis42
    @RexCognitionis42 4 місяці тому +164

    "I wish I could be telling people about a²+b²=c², but I'm out here trying to put out a's fire, I'm trying to put out b's fire, and that requires a ceasefire." That was BRILLIANT wordplay! 😂😂

  • @uncledan2u
    @uncledan2u 10 місяців тому +1684

    Hackler: Read the room.
    Room laughs and claps.
    Sammy: Room read.
    Room goes hysterical 😂😂😂!!

    • @petrmalik1700
      @petrmalik1700 8 місяців тому +18

      Room became an audiobook.

    • @bodhiphermsangngam
      @bodhiphermsangngam 5 місяців тому +11

      Such a boss ass move; I laughed like an insane person in a psych ward when he said room read.

    • @excrubulent
      @excrubulent 5 місяців тому +10

      Drinks water while they cheer as a power move.

    • @infinitetheories1420
      @infinitetheories1420 4 місяці тому +1

      Thank you so much for telling us what we just watched

    • @TeeCons
      @TeeCons Місяць тому

      Even the heckler leaned back and nodded “damn he’s a goat!!”

  • @misskate3815
    @misskate3815 10 місяців тому +3131

    I don’t get why heckle people at a comedy show. They are literally paid to joke and YOU WILL BE THE JOKE.

    • @johnsteiner3417
      @johnsteiner3417 10 місяців тому +62

      Every comic has a mental heckler that they plant somewhere in the room and prep themselves for that one to speak out, so when a real heckler shows up the heckler's already in the trap.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 10 місяців тому +4

      @@johnsteiner3417 ..nom noms..

    • @rikadomez8201
      @rikadomez8201 10 місяців тому +9

      @@johnsteiner3417 so this is staged somewhat?

    • @johnsteiner3417
      @johnsteiner3417 10 місяців тому +64

      @@rikadomez8201 No, no. What I mean is that good comics will imagine that there's a heckler who knows exactly what buttons to push in them, and then write up or develop on the fly the right response to shut them down. Another reason why a good comic works on self-deprecating humor is because of this inner heckler.

    • @Lloyd.Browne
      @Lloyd.Browne 10 місяців тому +23

      @@johnsteiner3417simply put- person with the mic will win every time.

  • @Soren00x
    @Soren00x 10 місяців тому +6127

    Saying "Read the room" after everyone was done laughing hysterically shows you exactly why he lives in Texas.

    • @suzukigsxfa9683
      @suzukigsxfa9683 10 місяців тому +195

      Dude. Laughing Texan here!!😂😂

    • @Asdfgfdmn
      @Asdfgfdmn 10 місяців тому +377

      He asked about Jordan and Egypt afterward; the heckler guy is an Israeli 100%

    • @Soren00x
      @Soren00x 10 місяців тому +67

      @Asdfgfdmn yuuuuuup lol! I rolled my eyes every time he spoke lol

    • @CyborganizdInc.-gc5so
      @CyborganizdInc.-gc5so 10 місяців тому +83

      @@Asdfgfdmn why doesn't he just pack his bags and head there, since he likes them so much?

    • @mzaki4949
      @mzaki4949 10 місяців тому

      GUARANTEED. The whole crowd loves the act but the one ju wants everyone to feel like he does. There's their supremacy mythology exposed. @@Asdfgfdmn

  • @adeelhasan909
    @adeelhasan909 10 місяців тому +849

    Love the setup to "c's fire" and how you came back to include "dark matter"!

    • @neviasista
      @neviasista 10 місяців тому +3

      ❤❤❤

    • @Cordero818
      @Cordero818 9 місяців тому

      This nigga is a genius lowkey because wow he literally tied everything together while being informative whilst joking kudos to bro. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @Cordero818
      @Cordero818 9 місяців тому

      This n*ggah is a genius lowkey he tied everything together seamlessly as well as being informative whilst joking 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @RaisingIQ
      @RaisingIQ 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@cp952According to Islamic teachings, combatants are not allowed to burn fields, harm women, priests, or other non-combatants. For example, Abu Bakr al-Siddiq, the first Caliph, told his military commander: "Do not commit treachery or deviate from the right path. You must not mutilate dead bodies; do not kill a woman, a child, or an aged man; do not cut down fruitful trees; do not destroy inhabited areas; do not slaughter any of the enemies’ sheep, cow or camel except for food; do not burn date palms, nor inundate them; do not embezzle (e.g. no misappropriation of booty or spoils of war) nor be guilty of cowardliness…You are likely to pass by people who have devoted their lives to monastic services; leave them alone."

    • @rheostat98
      @rheostat98 9 місяців тому

      ​@@RaisingIQ are you just copy pasting and spew something at the end or what? cause i dont really understand why are you saying this thing like it was the point of conflict when its not. even its a good thing that should be follow. secondly , can elaborate the last part i can't really understand and you three more or less comments in this videos only is repetitive like at least try changing the first word or something

  • @MyDawgSTFUA
    @MyDawgSTFUA 9 місяців тому +544

    I was in the audience that night and his response to this heckler was absolutely hilarious. Great show.

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 5 місяців тому

      What was the venue? Just a comedy club? Looks like a private party, no?

    • @Pedro-k1i9s
      @Pedro-k1i9s 4 місяці тому +3

      That’s awesome! This is my first time seeing him and he’s great

  • @shartat
    @shartat 4 місяці тому +81

    That sip of water after the "read the room" .. a Chappellesque move .. Brilliant !

    • @kathydavies4589
      @kathydavies4589 Місяць тому +2

      He...paused..sip o water..let it go he doesn't show hes bother he knew this is going to happen.. he tackle it brilliantly

  • @bee1707
    @bee1707 10 місяців тому +963

    I didn't know you can have a PhD in standup comedy like this!

  • @sphaerashaney
    @sphaerashaney 10 місяців тому +604

    Idk how you have the mental and emotional strength to keep cracking these jokes so skillfully - but it's a blessing - thank you 🙏💖

    • @jhand4697
      @jhand4697 10 місяців тому +4

      agree

    • @farahm7050
      @farahm7050 10 місяців тому +3

      Agreed, and I would not have been as polite to the heckler

    • @aishaeb
      @aishaeb 10 місяців тому

      Agreed.

    • @leilaabouzeenni3580
      @leilaabouzeenni3580 9 місяців тому

      It's his coping mechanism. Matthew Perry was the same, we all loved him, and we all love you Sammy so take time to care for yourself. Have some π.

    • @0mar1948
      @0mar1948 8 місяців тому

      @@leilaabouzeenni3580 😂😂

  • @documentdocument
    @documentdocument 10 місяців тому +929

    Handled the heckler with more respect and gentler than any free speech comic. Like a true Gentleman.

    • @RaisingIQ
      @RaisingIQ 9 місяців тому +18

      According to Islamic teachings, combatants are not allowed to burn fields, harm women, priests, or other non-combatants. For example, Abu Bakr al-Siddiq, the first Caliph, told his military commander: "Do not commit treachery or deviate from the right path. You must not mutilate dead bodies; do not kill a woman, a child, or an aged man; do not cut down fruitful trees; do not destroy inhabited areas; do not slaughter any of the enemies’ sheep, cow or camel except for food; do not burn date palms, nor inundate them; do not embezzle (e.g. no misappropriation of booty or spoils of war) nor be guilty of cowardliness…You are likely to pass by people who have devoted their lives to monastic services; leave them alone."

    • @documentdocument
      @documentdocument 9 місяців тому +3

      @@RaisingIQ uhm. K?

    • @CarlosBenjamin
      @CarlosBenjamin 9 місяців тому

      @@RaisingIQTrying to demonstrate Islamic hypocrisy so the Christians don’t feel bad?

    • @mzaki4949
      @mzaki4949 8 місяців тому

      The room is laughing and the one yahoodi wants to shut him up.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 7 місяців тому

      "Free Speech comic"? What comic ISN'T about free speech... Name some examples of who you mean?

  • @abdelkader8999
    @abdelkader8999 10 місяців тому +49

    The guy's a genius, outstandingly.
    And a brave man too.

  • @The_0G_Chad
    @The_0G_Chad 10 місяців тому +63

    I’m so glad there was this heckler or I would’ve never found this guy. God bless Karen’s.

  • @SarahZtalks
    @SarahZtalks 10 місяців тому +712

    EVERYTIME I am astonished by how sharp you are!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @FactStorm
      @FactStorm 10 місяців тому +9

      Sammy is very witty, his intelligence goes over many people's heads lol

    • @Celia-qe7cn
      @Celia-qe7cn 10 місяців тому

      This guy is not funny at all!
      You want funny, watch Joe Rogan’s stand up.
      I AM POSTING THIS COMMENT AS SOME PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR CRITICAL THINKING ABILITIES.
      The death of all innocent civilians -MEN, WOMEN, and CHILDREN is the fault of Hamas:
      1. Hamas terrorists started this war by raping, mutilating, beheading, and burning innocent unarmed civilians;
      2. They are hiding (like the spineless cowards that they are) in tunnels that span 500 KM. These tunnels can accommodate and hold Gaza civilians. But Hamas terrorists are using the Gaza civilians as shields.
      The IDF cares more about Gaza civilians than the cowardly Hamas terrorists as evidenced by restraint shown on the IDF’s part, otherwise Gaza by now would be an empty field of smoke.
      LEARN HISTORY AND STOP PROJECTING ARAB GENOCIDAL INTENT ON JEWS.
      You don’t like these truths because these facts counter your opinions/arguments made in an attempt to delegitimize the right for the state of Israel to exist. How about Hamas terrorists stop firing rockets into Israel, release the hostages, and stop stealing aide from the innocent Muslim Arab Palestinians.
      NO CEASEFIRE UNTIL THEN

    • @RaisingIQ
      @RaisingIQ 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@FactStormAccording to Islamic teachings, combatants are not allowed to burn fields, harm women, priests, or other non-combatants. For example, Abu Bakr al-Siddiq, the first Caliph, told his military commander: "Do not commit treachery or deviate from the right path. You must not mutilate dead bodies; do not kill a woman, a child, or an aged man; do not cut down fruitful trees; do not destroy inhabited areas; do not slaughter any of the enemies’ sheep, cow or camel except for food; do not burn date palms, nor inundate them; do not embezzle (e.g. no misappropriation of booty or spoils of war) nor be guilty of cowardliness…You are likely to pass by people who have devoted their lives to monastic services; leave them alone."

    • @MohammadAliKhalil
      @MohammadAliKhalil 9 місяців тому +1

      @@RaisingIQYes we know we are better than the infidels. They have no honor

  • @AhmadJMatar
    @AhmadJMatar 10 місяців тому +628

    The amount of planning, time and effort put into the dark matter joke is AMAZING!!

    • @SnowsLife
      @SnowsLife 5 місяців тому +2

      234 Likes. We are all the cogs

    • @g-moneyrides8341
      @g-moneyrides8341 4 місяці тому +9

      That was made up on the spot. The crowd gave him the talking points.

    • @Jaba3Infamous
      @Jaba3Infamous 4 місяці тому +2

      And all in the background

  • @JayPhonomancer
    @JayPhonomancer 10 місяців тому +301

    This is just top tier stuff. You are a master of your craft. Great intelligent written material with brilliant crowd interactions. And then to remain so calm with people reacting angrily to you is just exceptional stuff. Much love to you ❤

    • @RaisingIQ
      @RaisingIQ 9 місяців тому +2

      According to Islamic teachings, combatants are not allowed to burn fields, harm women, priests, or other non-combatants. For example, Abu Bakr al-Siddiq, the first Caliph, told his military commander: "Do not commit treachery or deviate from the right path. You must not mutilate dead bodies; do not kill a woman, a child, or an aged man; do not cut down fruitful trees; do not destroy inhabited areas; do not slaughter any of the enemies’ sheep, cow or camel except for food; do not burn date palms, nor inundate them; do not embezzle (e.g. no misappropriation of booty or spoils of war) nor be guilty of cowardliness…You are likely to pass by people who have devoted their lives to monastic services; leave them alone."

  • @cervantesbaptist614
    @cervantesbaptist614 10 місяців тому +29

    This Guy 😂is sharp as a razor blade 🎉🎉🎉😂 such a Talent!!!

  • @achillese1265
    @achillese1265 10 місяців тому +17

    He's a brilliant comedian😊, he makes you laugh while thinking seriously at the same time👏👏

  • @RomiNa-wo6mu
    @RomiNa-wo6mu 10 місяців тому +229

    "Read the room"
    Leave the room

    • @TM-np5lq
      @TM-np5lq 10 місяців тому +3

      "Yeah, exactly" perfect.

    • @a4h4a4
      @a4h4a4 9 місяців тому +2

      Haha love it!😅

  • @ShannonCabrio
    @ShannonCabrio 10 місяців тому +322

    **sips water** while the crowd ratios the heckler in real life 😚👌🏻

    • @RaisingIQ
      @RaisingIQ 9 місяців тому +5

      According to Islamic teachings, combatants are not allowed to burn fields, harm women, priests, or other non-combatants. For example, Abu Bakr al-Siddiq, the first Caliph, told his military commander: "Do not commit treachery or deviate from the right path. You must not mutilate dead bodies; do not kill a woman, a child, or an aged man; do not cut down fruitful trees; do not destroy inhabited areas; do not slaughter any of the enemies’ sheep, cow or camel except for food; do not burn date palms, nor inundate them; do not embezzle (e.g. no misappropriation of booty or spoils of war) nor be guilty of cowardliness…You are likely to pass by people who have devoted their lives to monastic services; leave them alone."

    • @isaacperess8852
      @isaacperess8852 9 місяців тому

      Tbh both the comedian and heckler are hack

  • @KillaManjaroh
    @KillaManjaroh 10 місяців тому +457

    "Before Black Lives Matter, there was Dark matter" Sammy HOW did you tie it all together like that?!

    • @omaidaali7002
      @omaidaali7002 10 місяців тому +5

      Ikr😂

    • @ignatiuschua5268
      @ignatiuschua5268 10 місяців тому +6

      Some audience are planted as in most shows. They clap and laugh at the appropriate times and ask prepared questions. Even if the above are true, it is still hilarious.

    • @neviasista
      @neviasista 10 місяців тому +3

      We always existed !!! BlM

    • @unknownbutknown332
      @unknownbutknown332 10 місяців тому

      ​@@neviasistayall are racist

    • @ryojs4286
      @ryojs4286 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@ignatiuschua5268you cant even fathom hes that good because you cant do it

  • @yasemindilek485
    @yasemindilek485 6 місяців тому +48

    As Aussies would say "This guy's bloody brilliant!!" 😅😅😅😅

  • @TheFallenSerpent
    @TheFallenSerpent 10 місяців тому +182

    A Texan saying why don't Jordan and Egypt take people in is hilarious. Why don't you let Mexicans in? They're your neighbours!

    • @MrJooSamir
      @MrJooSamir 4 місяці тому +1

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @redcommander27
      @redcommander27 4 місяці тому +7

      Jordan actually did take in refugees (much of their population is Palestinian). It’s a bit different because 1. Mexican immigrants are not refugees, in which case most Americans probably
      would support taking them in, though maybe not Texans 2. Egypt and the other Arab states including Jordan bear at least partial responsibility for the status of Palestinian refugees because they started the war that led to them being displaced in 1948 by invading Israel after the Palestinian leadership rejected the partition plan and launched a civil war to stop it, and then with the exception of Jordan, kept them in bad conditions intentionally to pressure Israel in hope of resettling then there after destroying it, before they realized that was impossible and reluctantly made peace in return for concessions. Lebanon banned Palestinians from working, Egypt banned them from leaving Gaza when they controlled it, etc.

    • @fakhrussalhin3149
      @fakhrussalhin3149 4 місяці тому

      @@redcommander27 bro Israel didn't even exist in 1948 what are you even talking about? it was the jewish settlers armed by the british who forcefully expelled the Palestinians to establish the illegal state of israel

    • @arandomlemon6707
      @arandomlemon6707 4 місяці тому

      ​​​@@redcommander271) they are refuges from the Ms by definition
      2) they invaded due to the colonization
      3) the modern states are izzy clients

    • @dudebro91-fn7rz
      @dudebro91-fn7rz 4 місяці тому +1

      Neither should take them in

  • @Bombo10
    @Bombo10 10 місяців тому +256

    Crowd cheering ... slight pause ... "room read" ...
    Genius come-back 👍

  • @johnfitzgerald7082
    @johnfitzgerald7082 10 місяців тому +264

    "I know, I'm going to get into a public argument with somebody who is professionally witty. That's sure to go well for me." -- that heckler, probably.

  • @Janewomanpower
    @Janewomanpower 4 місяці тому +12

    this guy is brilliant. i just discovered him this morning and i am loving his work. thank you Sammy O ! Love from Canada!

  • @Yayeezy97
    @Yayeezy97 3 місяці тому +7

    ayo the way you tied in Dark Matter was immaculate😂😂😂😂*chefs kiss🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

  • @lawrencetaylor4101
    @lawrencetaylor4101 10 місяців тому +516

    I had a knock at the door. The You Tube Police were asking me why I was liking on this guys' videos more than once. Guilty. I told them I was a drummer, and learned Al Gore Rhythm.

    • @SammyObeidComedy
      @SammyObeidComedy  10 місяців тому +80

      🎉😂

    • @yacineyaker7485
      @yacineyaker7485 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@SammyObeidComedyu gotta use that dude's joke it's good

    • @lawrencetaylor4101
      @lawrencetaylor4101 10 місяців тому +11

      @@yacineyaker7485 Jokes R Us.
      And if this git needs help, moi ready.

    • @yumsanmei
      @yumsanmei 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@SammyObeidComedy
      Free Palestine from Islam...

    • @smalt0
      @smalt0 10 місяців тому +5

      @@yumsanmeiwhat does that have anything to do with islam? Serious question

  • @bumpty9830
    @bumpty9830 10 місяців тому +69

    Thank you for having the balls to do comedy about things that matter.

  • @AdibTanbir
    @AdibTanbir 10 місяців тому +138

    I was at this show! That moment at 2:34 where he just calmly says, "room read" is definitely the most awesome mic drop moment I've ever witnessed. Also, the poise with which he handled the moment was extremely skilled and respectful. New favorite Comedian!

    • @rajidahae4220
      @rajidahae4220 7 місяців тому +4

      @Jackssw *mic drop moment buddy
      slow your roll, getting agro for nothing

    • @ATimeWillCome
      @ATimeWillCome 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@Jacksswyou have a higher "awesome" threshold?

    • @IraDongBangTan
      @IraDongBangTan 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@Jackssware you the heckler's brother? Sounds like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 😅😅

  • @atifchoudhury5180
    @atifchoudhury5180 10 місяців тому +31

    You rock bro! Thank you for having a heart and Free Palestine 🇵🇸

    • @Ithaca-vv5dy
      @Ithaca-vv5dy 10 місяців тому +3

      Free the hostages

    • @a4h4a4
      @a4h4a4 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Ithaca-vv5dy free the hostages, who wouldn't be there if Palestinians were free to begin with.
      Freedom for the two sides requires equality and human dignity for both sides equally. Every life matters just the same no matter what any side feels and thinks...

    • @0mar1948
      @0mar1948 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Ithaca-vv5dy no

    • @winterFox2r
      @winterFox2r 3 місяці тому

      @@a4h4a4 Wow. Way to blame the victims. One side being wrong doesn’t automatically make the other side right.

    • @tylerstewart3181
      @tylerstewart3181 5 днів тому

      Free them from what? Hamas terrorists?

  • @thezombiesatemyhomework7412
    @thezombiesatemyhomework7412 5 місяців тому +10

    I just discovered this guy tonight. Funny? 100% What really stands out though is how clever he is. Almost Carlin vibes at times, but uniquely himself. Loving the crowd work too.
    ... "Read the room." 🤣 Bro. He *wrote* the room.

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 10 місяців тому +82

    Sammy, you're great. Happy to see you "blowing up" in these days!

  • @URnignorant
    @URnignorant 10 місяців тому +90

    This is an art delivered with great wit and humor but underneath lays truth. That is why he is so calm in response to hecklers.

  • @TheCocoaDaddy
    @TheCocoaDaddy 10 місяців тому +88

    "Space is black...." brilliant! Go Sammy!!!!

  • @trollerbladdering
    @trollerbladdering 7 місяців тому +11

    Bro. You got a like and sub from me just off this 8 minute set. Absolutely great job at handling the heckler. The math-ceasefire punchline was amazing, and I didn't even see it coming. The black history month, Arab history in July-August, space-dark matter closing. You've got it dude, thanks for the laughs.

  • @alialammar7080
    @alialammar7080 9 місяців тому +3

    Amazing Sammy, the end was flawless. What a way to connect, and all improvised on the spot.
    A fan here

  • @mostguitarswins
    @mostguitarswins 10 місяців тому +176

    Sammy definitely pushes the limits. He's a funny and smart guy who could get laughs doing less controversial material, but he's trying to encourage people to think 👏👏👏👏

    • @SammyObeidComedy
      @SammyObeidComedy  10 місяців тому +32

      🙏🏼

    • @truthseekeralways7050
      @truthseekeralways7050 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@SammyObeidComedy💯😍👏🏼

    • @uncledan2u
      @uncledan2u 10 місяців тому +6

      Not an easy thing to do.

    • @a4h4a4
      @a4h4a4 9 місяців тому +5

      True that... Encouraging people to see the absurdity in evil and arrive at their own conclusions.
      Sammy is more powerful than many leaders of countries....

    • @caprafan
      @caprafan 4 місяці тому

      Ever the teacher 🫡

  • @ngarcia2116
    @ngarcia2116 10 місяців тому +75

    As someone who took calculus and trigonometry in high school (more than ten years ago in CA) and has never used it except to laugh a super niche jokes… and is also a huge political junky, you might be my new favorite comedian 😂😂😂

  • @mu_sff
    @mu_sff 10 місяців тому +126

    Give him a Netflix special already! It feels selfish to keep all this humor to ourselves. More people need to hear this guy!

  • @sandramckenzie2424
    @sandramckenzie2424 4 місяці тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @Altair.1187
    @Altair.1187 5 місяців тому +2

    Amazing how Sammy evolved, I remember watching him like 12 years or 10 years ago, and then he's in front of me again. He's still good and the ability to resist all the heat from the topics he uses in his material, is just fascinating. Keep it up Sammy, even if they didn't give you your own Netflix show, we are watching you and supporting you.

  • @TASmith-ou3is
    @TASmith-ou3is 10 місяців тому +182

    I wanted to see him in Dallas but tickets were sold out. I'm surprised if most of Dallas doesn't support a ceasefire

  • @francescocerasuolo4064
    @francescocerasuolo4064 10 місяців тому +92

    omg, i was waiting for you to post again!
    i needed something to get my head on vacation. 8 minutes of it.

  • @ittixen
    @ittixen 10 місяців тому +32

    😂Daaamn I keep being impressed by how everything is brought together at the end. Keep shining a hilarious light on the truth!

  • @frogprincereader
    @frogprincereader 8 місяців тому +2

    That audience guy wouldn’t be sayin that if he was talkin 911 shiiiit innit word up 100

  • @SolaFidesSufficit
    @SolaFidesSufficit 14 днів тому

    You got me cheering in the office my man! love how you deal with uncomfortable situations and turn them upside down to still be funny and spread your thoughts on important matters. That room read was a *redrum*. One love from Madrid!

  • @homebusinessdad
    @homebusinessdad 10 місяців тому +156

    Sammy, the way you connected a math equation to a "cease fire" was GENIUS!!! So clever!! 😂😂 funny and clever at the same time!

  • @koltonriley5929
    @koltonriley5929 Місяць тому +1

    This man is on another level. After 17 years is knows exactly what hes doing, and for those GenZ kids, I love you Palestine/Israel jokes, they keep me coming back. I need some relief in this world, everyone around me is so dumb and hesring you is such a relief! Thanks!!

  • @imanuel4533
    @imanuel4533 10 місяців тому +37

    "That requires a c's-fire!" 💣 🔥 Genius

  • @18nomah
    @18nomah 10 місяців тому +191

    “Before Black Lives Matter there was Dark Matter.” and my brain exploded😮

    • @inkblotthecolt
      @inkblotthecolt 3 місяці тому +1

      "But wait! let's go back further! what about the carbon atoms!"

    • @KermitTheBad
      @KermitTheBad 2 місяці тому +8

      I wasn't ready for him to talk about all audience points back to back to back. That was great!

  • @steelhammers6805
    @steelhammers6805 9 місяців тому +1

    thank you brother.. you've done absolutely brill!! Smashed it!

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile Місяць тому +5

    dude at 3:56 really liked that math joke. haha

  • @importals
    @importals 10 місяців тому +27

    You’re a beast dude, like in all my years of watching stand up I never saw a comic just ask the audience what they wanna talk about

  • @HostMPBWY
    @HostMPBWY 10 місяців тому +110

    8:01 great call back to dark matter

    • @rexmontana407
      @rexmontana407 3 місяці тому +3

      bra I got chills but idk I might be gay

    • @dubjedi3108
      @dubjedi3108 3 місяці тому

      amazing call back

    • @TubeSquanch
      @TubeSquanch 3 місяці тому

      Master of the craft 👏 👏 👏

    • @OJDaGawd
      @OJDaGawd 2 місяці тому

      Professionally done !

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile Місяць тому

      @@rexmontana407 gotta give it the ole "college try" lol

  • @JensPeterLiljegren
    @JensPeterLiljegren 10 місяців тому +89

    The Greenland routine nailed the warmongers bizarre communication strategies. Hilarious funny👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @muhammadnasirilyas8576
    @muhammadnasirilyas8576 9 місяців тому +1

    You're so talented, brave and intelligent, keep the discussion alive, InshaAllah Palestinians will be free.

  • @jaseybot
    @jaseybot 4 місяці тому +3

    Homie made me “ayoooooo” at the top of my lungs, in a public office, when the right angle joke hit.

  • @kellystinydreamsbus
    @kellystinydreamsbus 10 місяців тому +50

    Bless you for putting up with these ignorant hateful people. ❤ As always, brilliant. ✊🏼

  • @lUwUvie
    @lUwUvie 10 місяців тому +43

    This dude cracks me up every time

  • @Mom2Kolja
    @Mom2Kolja 10 місяців тому +64

    You are a genius, the level of your improvisation and the calmness with which you deal with idiots leaves me speechless. You reflect and radiate the best of your people, genius, unwavering perseverance and pride. You will be triumphant. Greetings and love from Slovenia. ❤

  • @1917VIL
    @1917VIL 10 місяців тому +32

    This guy is brilliant...I love him!!! Solidarity! CeasefireNow!!!

  • @BricksIn
    @BricksIn 10 днів тому +1

    I love how you threw in the dark matter joke right at the end! Truly a person for his fans!

  • @sarakajira
    @sarakajira 10 місяців тому +32

    This guy's got talent. Somebody give him a late night show.

  • @catherineeliza7758
    @catherineeliza7758 10 місяців тому +14

    so smart & talented. always grateful for your jokes and levity as a reprieve during such horrific times. ❤️

  • @t1aonation673
    @t1aonation673 10 місяців тому +19

    Bro this is one of the funniest stand ups ive ever heard. I love you dude keep up the great work.

  • @RndmBad
    @RndmBad 11 днів тому +1

    1:01 That look she just gave was priceless, "WTF did he just say? Sorry I almost beat this level on Candy Crush..."

    • @Blank55600
      @Blank55600 5 днів тому

      Like her whole life was a lie 😂😂😂

  • @idapk2910
    @idapk2910 9 місяців тому

    I just discovered this BRILLIANT comedian and I'm so glad I did. I'm definitely gonna follow his videos from now on. He is very intelligent, sharp and funny which is what I love about him. I admire comedians who are knowledgeable about politics and know how to make political jokes. He has my absolute support. I'm actually amazed how he professionally improvised about every topic the audience asked him to comment on. Very well done. Kudos to him. 👍👏👏👏💯❤

  • @genevieve4418
    @genevieve4418 10 місяців тому +32

    Just discovered your channel and absolutely love your work. #ceasefire!!!😂😂😂

  • @laur8535
    @laur8535 10 місяців тому +11

    Brilliant. Sammy you are the balm for this cruel sociopathic world. I can't listen to any comedians who aren't acknowledging the genocide that's happening right now. Please keep doing what you're doing. ❤

  • @kme321
    @kme321 10 місяців тому +10

    He is always witty and on point, this guy is awesome!

  • @JackieArmstrong
    @JackieArmstrong 4 місяці тому +2

    Dark matter call back was fire 🔥 // I literally put down my phone and applauded. 👏

  • @davidhill7195
    @davidhill7195 17 годин тому

    To be able to work the room while coming up with a closing joke from audience suggestions is just raw talent. Well done.

  • @TheKimels
    @TheKimels 10 місяців тому +74

    Dude you should be on the Daily Show !!!

    • @samari8191
      @samari8191 10 місяців тому +11

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Jon Stewart has him on his radar.

    • @mkf0
      @mkf0 10 місяців тому +2

      Agreeed 💯

    • @yourboymalikcoleman8731
      @yourboymalikcoleman8731 10 місяців тому +2

      Yes

    •  2 місяці тому

      As a writer, not just a guest.

  • @SabakuNoGaara2023
    @SabakuNoGaara2023 10 місяців тому +10

    It takes a genius comedian to make the connections between the suggestions of the crowd in that way, especially at the end with the dark matter joke. 👏👏👏

  • @heidithesausage
    @heidithesausage 10 місяців тому +21

    😂Smart & funny. Some people just can't hide their jealousy

  • @rulaj1
    @rulaj1 Місяць тому +1

    wow.. it was a genius the way you were able to fit in all 3 subject requests on the spot...

  • @daisymoses6812
    @daisymoses6812 4 місяці тому +1

    Even though the ending segment on "what topics does the crowd want me to comment on?" was breathtaking and brilliant...can we just give some LOVE to the cameraman and editor??!!!! GREAT WORK.1:02 I'm weeping tears of laughter at the intense and totally serious sudden focus of the cel phone addict. As she learns that Greenland is evil and terrorist. I Cant breathe.

  • @Villaino81
    @Villaino81 10 місяців тому +8

    Kept the ball rolling like a real one after the rude interruption. Guy sounded like such a narcissist. Very good set, looking forward to more!

  • @jaidaperkinson1021
    @jaidaperkinson1021 10 місяців тому +21

    damn he’s so witty. sammy produces so much content and yet I can never get enough

  • @kinseyforeman7983
    @kinseyforeman7983 10 місяців тому +25

    This made me laugh so hard I snorted soup out if my nose. Love your content!! Ceasefire now!!

    • @0mar1948
      @0mar1948 8 місяців тому

      @davidmr2121 yeah they have the right until israel nazism goes away from Palestine.

  • @kimowitcher1650
    @kimowitcher1650 10 місяців тому +2

    I forgot about the dark matter and then you use it as your final word, Amazing wordplay man! Keep it up! 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

  • @MrSknottykid
    @MrSknottykid 5 місяців тому

    Good shit dude! I can tell you were pissed at the dumb heckler but you masterfully dealt with that, kept it moving and never missed a beat. Top tier!

  • @surgezoom7079
    @surgezoom7079 10 місяців тому +14

    Great set! 😂 And way to deal with that annoying heckler! 👍 This is gonna blow up!

  • @H786...
    @H786... 10 місяців тому +23

    he is fast problem solver like a mathematician.

  • @Dani_sister4peace
    @Dani_sister4peace 10 місяців тому +10

    OMG I love his response to "what about Jordan and Egypt, do you have a beef with them not taking people in". Yes please 😂😂 great response brother.

  • @marrzcapanang
    @marrzcapanang 2 місяці тому

    so brilliant, what a skill to hold the info and align them and make solid jokes about everything - is high level.

  • @mattmays9063
    @mattmays9063 Місяць тому

    You're officially on my radar!
    Been a fan of Conan O'brien since 93 and Conan NEVER misses. He's introduced me to some of the best, sharpest, creative and wittiest comedians decades before they saw their fame. Bo, Bargatze, Scovel, Moses, Tig, Acaster, Johnnagin, Brent Maran, Tomlinson, Louis C.K.....
    Point is, keep it up. You know you're funny, it's just a matter of time before you're making an appearance on SNL or filling the seats in Carnegie Hall.

  • @hadeel44444
    @hadeel44444 10 місяців тому +9

    God damn, who gave you the right to be this comedy king. Can’t wait to see you in Chicago!

  • @angelstrawn5493
    @angelstrawn5493 10 місяців тому +21

    You are so clever to work in the math into any material.

  • @gail9299
    @gail9299 10 місяців тому +18

    I do hope he comes to the UK to do a few shows. I guarentee he'd get a great reception.

    • @SammyObeidComedy
      @SammyObeidComedy  10 місяців тому +10

      Keep July open!

    • @gail9299
      @gail9299 10 місяців тому +3

      @@SammyObeidComedy spotted it and been spreading the word - Manchester!

  • @84tahlia
    @84tahlia Місяць тому

    Wow found my new favorite comedian. You’re speaking for a lot of us who aren’t shown.

  • @gomesasfe
    @gomesasfe 9 місяців тому +1

    you've just got a new fan❤🎉 amazing work, kudos!

  • @monsurmia971
    @monsurmia971 10 місяців тому +8

    From one matter BLM to another matter DM. Absolute Gold brother Obeid. Unexpected! 😂

  • @ibrahimzaheer6582
    @ibrahimzaheer6582 10 місяців тому +44

    the comedic timing is always perfect. every second can be made into funny clips! mashallah love this guy

    • @100percent3
      @100percent3 10 місяців тому

      Let's keep the sky fairy out of it

    • @0mar1948
      @0mar1948 8 місяців тому +2

      @@100percent3 Alhamdulilah for Islam. I love you Allah (SWT).❤🏴🏳

    • @yumsanmei
      @yumsanmei 8 місяців тому

      @@0mar1948
      Alhamdildo

    • @yumsanmei
      @yumsanmei 8 місяців тому

      @@0mar1948
      Alhamdildo

    • @yumsanmei
      @yumsanmei 8 місяців тому

      @@0mar1948
      Alhamdildo

  • @peterhoovestol8464
    @peterhoovestol8464 Місяць тому +3

    Dark matter insert was insane.

  • @SmokeCheck90
    @SmokeCheck90 Місяць тому

    You really deal with the hecklers so well. Keep it going, because more will come and you will be even more popular. 👍🏾

  • @711CokeSlurpies
    @711CokeSlurpies 10 місяців тому +11

    What the frick i was more impressed by the way You combined every suggestion. You're a genius at comedy bro