This one was one of my favorite caplets, and I liked that he decided to open and do jokes on these type of subjects, yeah some people wont like it, but you cant satisfy everyone, I'm glad he's sticking to new material and is doing what he wants to make jokes about and talk about in general.
The racoon part was cute. It was rather interesting when John passively asks, " Do you want to try Hell" that honestly made me giggle. It's like. . .whatever man. Keep the stand up coming John. I still like the can we have Coke and Pepsi in the same restuarant bit.
This was very interesting. Like John was testing the waters.....he seemed like he wanted to tell those jokes but it wasn't really going over well. Still funny as hell
True story- watching his special for the first time over 10 years ago, I laughed so hard and inhaled my saliva, and struggled to breathe for a week. Yes, that happened.
Ok seriously, Jamie is a one-of-a-kind rare breed of woman I never knew to exist. To have this level of humorous banter of fart conversation to length, I would love to meet someone that shares her level of prowess, beauty, and elegance 🙂 Nice set John. Great comedy.
I love this dude !!! Ever since I saw his special, "Meet Cap", back in the day, that btw was my favorite of all of his sets, I been a fan !!! Keep it up Cap , if people get there feelings hurt over a comedy show then they need to grow up!!! I believe in God & it didn't offend me cause again,It's just a fucking joke!!!! Again I believe in God but one of my favorite insult comics of all time is Jim Jefferies who is not just an insult comic but in my opinion one of the Kings of insult comedy and anyone who's ever seen any of his shows knows that he is beyond atheist and he doesn't worry about any boundaries he says what he wants if you like it cool if you don't he don't give a shit that's what he does for a living and most of all that is his right to express how he feels about anything. I'm white and some of my favorite comedy is when black people talk about white people and their stereotypes and then they also talked about their own black people stereotypes. u gotta be able to give it and take it .Its comedy !!! It's not meant to be taken personal !!! If you're the kind of person who gets their panties in a bunch every time someone talks about something that they do or believe in is the end of everyone's joke then maybe you don't need to go to or watch a comedy show from an insult comic!!! To me religious and racial jokes are the funniest jokes there is!!! The problem today is everybody wants to have their American rights ,their constitutional rights ,their rights to free speech & so on but want to attack others right of free speech if that person is speaking about something that they don't agree with and that's not the way it works!!!! Just like respect and everything else in this world ,if you wanna give it, you have to be able to give it and receive it !!!
"glittered with fucks." even better than "littered with fucks". used to know a girl who did this all the time, she'd say something like, "don't bite off more than you can eat." or, "can't read a book by its cover." she was hilarious without trying to be.
John Caparulo To Mister and Misses Caparulo... Congratulations you guys.. I hope you have a beautiful, and healthy baby.. In your Meet the Cap comedy special, you mentioned that you did NOT have a girl in your life and now look at you, you have two... Never say never Cap.. Keep on, keepin on with your comedy career... Your fan ... Jesus.. Ps.. the one that needs to take swimming lessons at YMCA because I CAN NOT WALK ON WATER....I unsuccessfully tried several times.. but I need those lessons,,
Some guys are like that, even with their girlfriends. Some ladies think it's cute to watch their boyfriend search for the right words it means they are taking more time and thought. I asked my guy friend the other day, if he still gets butterflies around his lady, and he said, actually I do, it would feel weird if I didn't.
Very true. Wives can also tell if her man is still attracted to her , if he still gets slightly nervous. I think in todays world with all the texting, verbally guys are even more nervous face to face time to time, and it takes more practice to confront a lady positively, depending on how cute she is.
lol snow days in Ohio are fucking stupid though. One inch of snow and boom, stuck in the house with the kids all day. I remember one day, three inchs dropped down and the whole fucking state shut down.
many do -I speak for myself -I don't-most shit about is about America -not Americans.And I must say it is typical for some to receive a compliment only to snub same compliment by trolling.-peace
well,,, living right next door and being vulnerable to detrimental effects of global anti-americanism we canucks claim our right to talk'shit' as you call it as ,,,,(drumroll,,,) Canadian Exceptionalism!!! and btw fuckin lighten up dude it's a comedy skit. We gave you John Candy,Martin Short,Rich Little,Jim Carey,Tommy Chong ,Seth Rogan just to fuckin name a few -you're welcome!1
Or you get a satanic bible, and when they start talking about the book, just pull that out and start preaching from it. The faces they make as they are running out the door...priceless.
after you talked about jesus that offended a lot of people....you also said ,"God bless everybody"....and stop saying, "god damn it"....you're still funny bro....thumbs up
The comparison between Santa and Jesus is true. The similarities are overwhelming. Be good and get gifts? Check. Have faith despite lack of evidence? Check. A historical figure comprised of likely multiple people and based on heresay? Check. He knows whether you've been naughty and nice, and he lives "up there"? Check. I can go on and on. But here's the bonus: comparing the virgin Mary and Mrs. Claus. The virginal lady who plays "second fiddle" and helps behind the scenes. They're part of the canon but stay "at home". They're not the main figure, but may also be appealed upon.
Actually, there is historical evidence that is ACCPETED among the scientific community, that JESUS was an actual MAN that walked the earth. Read this closely: FAITH ASIDE, there is historical evidence.
I used to be a big fan but to mash up religion you didn't have to make fun of Jesus itself, I'm not a religious person and I don't go to church but I do believe in god and I respect every other believe even if I think is right or not. people tend to do only jokes on Jesus because we christians are peaceful people, but they don't say anything about Allah because of the muslim extremists. You know those fuckers are crazy and they'll blow up anything or anyone that offends their god or Charlie Hebdo is not enough proof of it? if you claim that you're a topic comedian and that you do jokes on any subject, I dare you, no I double dare you to do jokes on other religions and gods.
That's not it at all. Comedians have to tell jokes on topics the audience is familiar with and more people know about Christianity than other religions. A comedian named Dara o briain in his stand up special jokingly said he doesn't make jokes about Muslims for two reasons "#1 I don't know a fuckin' thing about Muslims. #2 YOU *points at audience* don't know a fuckin' thing about Muslims." He goes on to say even if he wrote a perfect Muslim joke it wouldn't go well for that reason.
Was always a fan until you joked about Jesus. Dang......I guess fame does get to people. . Congrats, now you're part of Hollywierd elite. Hit me up when you realize Jesus will save you.
Have always thought Cap was hilarious. Very disappointed by this segment though. I get that comedy is just that, it's comedy and it's there to be funny and not taken too seriously. But he went in a little hard on this one. Saying believing in Jesus and Santa Claus is the same thing, is a pretty ignorant thing to say, joke or not. I still like Cap, funniest dude I've ever heard. I guess the biggest thing for me is that I'm saddened that people think it's funny. Psalms 14:1...the other guy's comment was right. No one takes shots at other "religions," it is called intolerance. But go at Jesus. That is acceptable. Funny thing is, He said it would always be this way. And it still rings true today.
+Derek Moore Hey Derek I just gotta say as A Christian I can take a joke and the Jesus/Santa parallel has been done before the way he framed it was prob the funniest version I've heard and at the end of the day anytime Jesus is even brought up in discussion its a good thing and this set isn't converting anyone to Christianity or convincing anyone to lose their faith if they have it. I know that's A long run-on sentence... and heres 1 more I just wanted to let you know I understand your point 100% I just disagree 100% sometimes the jokes that affect your sense of humor that hard are the ones you should prob get the biggest laugh from just a thought have a nice day and God Bless :)
We are a Christian household... we don't tell our kids about Santa because the Santa story vs. teaching our kids about God would be very confusing when down the line we say, "JUST KIDDING" about Santa but try to convince our kids we are being honest about Jesus. It's a combo of reasons but I see exactly what he is saying, and as a Christian I am not easily offended by another's beliefs anyway.
When religious people come too my house I stand at the door sharpening a clever and I tell them your just in time for breakfast want too come in. They never do, I really did this they skip my house now
Making fun of Jesus is not a smart career moves since He is revered but nearly all major religions.Not that you need my opinion or approval, but you have lost a fan.
This one was one of my favorite caplets, and I liked that he decided to open and do jokes on these type of subjects, yeah some people wont like it, but you cant satisfy everyone, I'm glad he's sticking to new material and is doing what he wants to make jokes about and talk about in general.
Been with you from the start & you never let me down💐😊
The racoon part was cute. It was rather interesting when John passively asks, " Do you want to try Hell" that honestly made me giggle. It's like. . .whatever man. Keep the stand up coming John. I still like the can we have Coke and Pepsi in the same restuarant bit.
It may have had nothing to do with the set, but the "attack farts" exchange between you and your wife was hilarious! XD
Proud of you, man. That bit about the Christian School brought me way back. You're holding it down just like we all knew you would.
Yeah. I was roped into Christian carolling when a kid. Soooooo awkward.
This was very interesting. Like John was testing the waters.....he seemed like he wanted to tell those jokes but it wasn't really going over well. Still funny as hell
My FAVORITE Caplet EVER!
One should not eat chicken nuggets and fries while watching this. I think there is a nugget in my lung I laughed so hard....
I don't think any food is safe to eat while watching him!...
True story- watching his special for the first time over 10 years ago, I laughed so hard and inhaled my saliva, and struggled to breathe for a week. Yes, that happened.
The look after is priceless 😂👌🏻 13:17
Even though I'm a Christian I gotta admit the bit about trying to pull a resurrection story at work was pretty funny.
always hilarious... and bachelor pad was awesome bro
Hey John. You are the funniest comedian/person I have ever seen. And your wife is beautiful.
He got lucky on that deal
Best. Caplets. Ever! 😂
don't let it bother you, great stuff man.
Ok seriously, Jamie is a one-of-a-kind rare breed of woman I never knew to exist. To have this level of humorous banter of fart conversation to length, I would love to meet someone that shares her level of prowess, beauty, and elegance 🙂 Nice set John. Great comedy.
You are the BEST!!!
Thanks for doing these. You are awesome!!
when christmas carollers show up at my door 6:46 🤣🤣👌🏻💯
Can't wait for a new special!!!
Very funny and so true man.
John caparulo you are awesome!
hey John great stuff thanks
This bit is killer !!! Good shit John
Merry Christmas
good job. you an your wife are hilarious
'If I knew how to get to heaven, I wouldn't 'f**kin'' tell ANYBODY !' - John Caparulo
I really enjoyed this one like forreal... Probably the best one
Atta boy Johnny! Damn your wife is smoking!
Like the mask smokin!
i would buy "Glittered with Fucks."
I too would buy _Glittered with Fucks_
I love this dude !!! Ever since I saw his special, "Meet Cap", back in the day, that btw was my favorite of all of his sets, I been a fan !!! Keep it up Cap , if people get there feelings hurt over a comedy show then they need to grow up!!! I believe in God & it didn't offend me cause again,It's just a fucking joke!!!! Again I believe in God but one of my favorite insult comics of all time is Jim Jefferies who is not just an insult comic but in my opinion one of the Kings of insult comedy and anyone who's ever seen any of his shows knows that he is beyond atheist and he doesn't worry about any boundaries he says what he wants if you like it cool if you don't he don't give a shit that's what he does for a living and most of all that is his right to express how he feels about anything. I'm white and some of my favorite comedy is when black people talk about white people and their stereotypes and then they also talked about their own black people stereotypes. u gotta be able to give it and take it .Its comedy !!! It's not meant to be taken personal !!! If you're the kind of person who gets their panties in a bunch every time someone talks about something that they do or believe in is the end of everyone's joke then maybe you don't need to go to or watch a comedy show from an insult comic!!! To me religious and racial jokes are the funniest jokes there is!!! The problem today is everybody wants to have their American rights ,their constitutional rights ,their rights to free speech & so on but want to attack others right of free speech if that person is speaking about something that they don't agree with and that's not the way it works!!!! Just like respect and everything else in this world ,if you wanna give it, you have to be able to give it and receive it !!!
Cap reminds me of Charlie Brown because he's like the punching bag of comedians...
"Jesus is just grown-up phuk'n Santa."
Preach on, Brother John!
No fucks left to give lol
I'd like to see the unedited transcripts!
NO SANTA!!!! I grew up playing baset ball behind the christian school.
The set was good. But the fart wafting argument was brilliant.
I know how to get to heaven... just go to the masquerade venue in Atlanta ga xD they have heaven hell and purgatory haha 😂
Holy fucking shit dude! First time seeing your old lady, Nice pull, brother. ^5
love you two...errr...three :) (wafting farts...that's funny)
"glittered with fucks." even better than "littered with fucks". used to know a girl who did this all the time, she'd say something like, "don't bite off more than you can eat." or, "can't read a book by its cover." she was hilarious without trying to be.
They're a cute couple
They are
im a christian but i also have a sense of humor... this stuff was funny
+magicman22ish Amen.
😂
John Caparulo To Mister and Misses Caparulo... Congratulations you guys.. I hope you have a beautiful, and healthy baby.. In your Meet the Cap comedy special, you mentioned that you did NOT have a girl in your life and now look at you, you have two... Never say never Cap.. Keep on, keepin on with your comedy career... Your fan ... Jesus.. Ps.. the one that needs to take swimming lessons at YMCA because I CAN NOT WALK ON WATER....I unsuccessfully tried several times.. but I need those lessons,,
He seemed a little scatter-brained during the dialogue with his wife. Like he was struggling to think of the right words to say.
+Wendi K. Yea wives do tend to have that kind of effect sometimes :P
Some guys are like that, even with their girlfriends. Some ladies think it's cute to watch their boyfriend search for the right words it means they are taking more time and thought. I asked my guy friend the other day, if he still gets butterflies around his lady, and he said, actually I do, it would feel weird if I didn't.
Very true. Wives can also tell if her man is still attracted to her , if he still gets slightly nervous. I think in todays world with all the texting, verbally guys are even more nervous face to face time to time, and it takes more practice to confront a lady positively, depending on how cute she is.
To Excalibur Avenue!
1stly 2n2dly 3rdly lol the list goes on
Cap, youre wife is gorgeous!! Wow
"Jesus is just grown-up santa"
lol snow days in Ohio are fucking stupid though. One inch of snow and boom, stuck in the house with the kids all day. I remember one day, three inchs dropped down and the whole fucking state shut down.
I hate winter I'm from Toronto Barrie is worst also
Jesus is real! He loves you!
CAP!!!!
Fuck yea
I hope you have a healthy baby -you are very funny-just quit picking on Canada -and hockey!!!LOL
many do -I speak for myself -I don't-most shit about is about America -not Americans.And I must say it is typical for some to receive a compliment only to snub same compliment by trolling.-peace
god bless america ns
well,,, living right next door and being vulnerable to detrimental effects of global anti-americanism we canucks claim our right to talk'shit' as you call it as ,,,,(drumroll,,,) Canadian Exceptionalism!!! and btw fuckin lighten up dude it's a comedy skit. We gave you John Candy,Martin Short,Rich Little,Jim Carey,Tommy Chong ,Seth Rogan just to fuckin name a few -you're welcome!1
Or you get a satanic bible, and when they start talking about the book, just pull that out and start preaching from it. The faces they make as they are running out the door...priceless.
after you talked about jesus that offended a lot of people....you also said ,"God bless everybody"....and stop saying, "god damn it"....you're still funny bro....thumbs up
Jesus is real.
The comparison between Santa and Jesus is true. The similarities are overwhelming. Be good and get gifts? Check. Have faith despite lack of evidence? Check. A historical figure comprised of likely multiple people and based on heresay? Check. He knows whether you've been naughty and nice, and he lives "up there"? Check. I can go on and on. But here's the bonus: comparing the virgin Mary and Mrs. Claus. The virginal lady who plays "second fiddle" and helps behind the scenes. They're part of the canon but stay "at home". They're not the main figure, but may also be appealed upon.
Actually, there is historical evidence that is ACCPETED among the scientific community, that JESUS was an actual MAN that walked the earth. Read this closely: FAITH ASIDE, there is historical evidence.
And about the virgin mary: That's Catholic, that doesn't go for other religions.
Wesley Miller zzzzza
I looked this guy up because of funny 820 comedy radio am Hamilton just go 820 am on your radio you should be able to get good luck
Wesley Miller.
Humm not my fav
I used to be a big fan but to mash up religion you didn't have to make fun of Jesus itself, I'm not a religious person and I don't go to church but I do believe in god and I respect every other believe even if I think is right or not. people tend to do only jokes on Jesus because we christians are peaceful people, but they don't say anything about Allah because of the muslim extremists. You know those fuckers are crazy and they'll blow up anything or anyone that offends their god or Charlie Hebdo is not enough proof of it?
if you claim that you're a topic comedian and that you do jokes on any subject, I dare you, no I double dare you to do jokes on other religions and gods.
That's not it at all. Comedians have to tell jokes on topics the audience is familiar with and more people know about Christianity than other religions. A comedian named Dara o briain in his stand up special jokingly said he doesn't make jokes about Muslims for two reasons "#1 I don't know a fuckin' thing about Muslims. #2 YOU *points at audience* don't know a fuckin' thing about Muslims." He goes on to say even if he wrote a perfect Muslim joke it wouldn't go well for that reason.
Did you watch the ReCap? Maybe you could understand him better.
+Paladin Paranormal Agreed.
You're not religious and you don't go to church.......BUT YOU'RE OFFENDED?
Bryant Novas. If you're offended by anything a comedian says then you just don't get comedy
Oh shoot and now Religion shots??? Running out of material is messing you up my friend...Jesus...Jesus...Jesus!!! Got ya
Was always a fan until you joked about Jesus. Dang......I guess fame does get to people. . Congrats, now you're part of Hollywierd elite. Hit me up when you realize Jesus will save you.
Have always thought Cap was hilarious. Very disappointed by this segment though. I get that comedy is just that, it's comedy and it's there to be funny and not taken too seriously. But he went in a little hard on this one. Saying believing in Jesus and Santa Claus is the same thing, is a pretty ignorant thing to say, joke or not. I still like Cap, funniest dude I've ever heard. I guess the biggest thing for me is that I'm saddened that people think it's funny. Psalms 14:1...the other guy's comment was right. No one takes shots at other "religions," it is called intolerance. But go at Jesus. That is acceptable. Funny thing is, He said it would always be this way. And it still rings true today.
+Derek Moore Hey Derek I just gotta say as A Christian I can take a joke and the Jesus/Santa parallel has been done before the way he framed it was prob the funniest version I've heard and at the end of the day anytime Jesus is even brought up in discussion its a good thing and this set isn't converting anyone to Christianity or convincing anyone to lose their faith if they have it. I know that's A long run-on sentence... and heres 1 more I just wanted to let you know I understand your point 100% I just disagree 100% sometimes the jokes that affect your sense of humor that hard are the ones you should prob get the biggest laugh from just a thought have a nice day and God Bless :)
We are a Christian household... we don't tell our kids about Santa because the Santa story vs. teaching our kids about God would be very confusing when down the line we say, "JUST KIDDING" about Santa but try to convince our kids we are being honest about Jesus. It's a combo of reasons but I see exactly what he is saying, and as a Christian I am not easily offended by another's beliefs anyway.
16:18
Derek Moore.
His wife is too into herself it's annoying:/
You're white!
When religious people come too my house I stand at the door sharpening a clever and I tell them your just in time for breakfast want too come in. They never do, I really did this they skip my house now
Making fun of Jesus is not a smart career moves since He is revered but nearly all major religions.Not that you need my opinion or approval, but you have lost a fan.