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  • @OptimalPulse
    @OptimalPulse 3 роки тому +116

    "I'll give you the best valid... most vaild reason. You ready for this?? It's none of your business!"
    Absolute legend.

  • @anonanon6612
    @anonanon6612 3 роки тому +181

    anyone who calls the police for nothing should be fined, save our tax money.

    • @trevorallen2964
      @trevorallen2964 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly the first steps in defunding the establishment 💷💪

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 3 роки тому +7

      No, the police, who apparently know the law, should put the phone down and not respond.

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrB1923 it’s a slippery slope . . . It would have a chilling effect on people calling for assistance if they thought they were going to get fines AND you KNOW it would only be a New York minute before the police started abusing it, fining people and deciding when to turn up. Fix the police is the best answer I think 🤔

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrB1923 that's exactly how they should deal with it

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 10 місяців тому

      Sadly, it's only an offence to make a _false_ report, not to cry about your feelings. It's up to dispatchers to tell them to get a tissue.

  • @reeebellious9752
    @reeebellious9752 3 роки тому +154

    A job with zero power and it still goes to his head...

    • @matthew3774
      @matthew3774 3 роки тому +4

      Its always the ones with no power who act like that. The ones with more power are more restrained and not trying to overcompensate all the time

  • @sjd_3699
    @sjd_3699 3 роки тому +103

    The Asgard line never fails to disapoint.

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 2 роки тому +4

      When AB says he is from Asgard you can see the cogs turning on the security guard lol 🤣 , trying to work out where that is " LOL 🤣

    • @kaliman1472
      @kaliman1472 2 роки тому +3

      Asgard is on the planet Zark . The people from Zark are zalions So AB is a zalion .

    • @rolfhelgenilsen3427
      @rolfhelgenilsen3427 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@kaliman1472 Huh? Asgard is is the Norse name for where the Vikings are from. However I Have a feeling u made a joke that went straight over my head, I dont know what "Zark" is. Peace out from Norway, have a nice day dude

    • @kaliman1472
      @kaliman1472 2 роки тому +2

      @@rolfhelgenilsen3427 Yes , it was an English joke from a Dutchman 😂 The planet Zark hasn’t been discovered yet .

    • @samtaurus007
      @samtaurus007 Рік тому

      @@kaliman1472 Naaaah, i discovered Zark AGES ago. Trust me, i'm from the over-populated planet 'Bullshitty'. That makes me a fully fledged 'Bullshitter'. :)

  • @alisonb4898
    @alisonb4898 3 роки тому +482

    That security bloke has got has much power as a AAA battery from pound land 😂

    • @mcawley118
      @mcawley118 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

    • @thefoxhat6163
      @thefoxhat6163 3 роки тому +7

      Top tip for batteries...... Asda own brand are the best by far.

    • @MrGersboy72
      @MrGersboy72 3 роки тому +13

      That’s offensive to Poundland batteries

    • @billbar8532
      @billbar8532 3 роки тому +14

      @@MrGersboy72 Yeah. That's definitely battery-ist. We need a slogan. B.L.M. Battery Lives Matter.

    • @truckingscouser
      @truckingscouser 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Blaesht
    @Blaesht 3 роки тому +19

    They way he says "Give me a couple of seconds my friend" and walks off. In his mind he genuinely think he's got you detained.

  • @vJdn
    @vJdn 3 роки тому +180

    “It’s none of your business “ you had me laughing in tears 😭

    • @toadhall1951
      @toadhall1951 3 роки тому +3

      @ Zezsy1x There's an Australian auditor who goes by the name of Nunya Bizness.

    • @vJdn
      @vJdn 3 роки тому +3

      @@toadhall1951 😂😂😂

    • @ThePlatypusReturns
      @ThePlatypusReturns 3 роки тому +1

      That part was absolutely priceless !!

  • @mrg0047
    @mrg0047 3 роки тому +43

    I absolutely love watching these in the morning at work. You really are a top man AB, you crack me up and your humour is infectious.

  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit 3 роки тому +91

    Very professional holding an E-Cig speaking to a customer 🤣.

    • @Abuzwebstar
      @Abuzwebstar 3 роки тому +1

      Potential customers

    • @EyeSpyAudit
      @EyeSpyAudit 3 роки тому +5

      @@Abuzwebstar ☝️victims 🤭

    • @bennyhill4228
      @bennyhill4228 3 роки тому +3

      Ah you noticed that too whilst adorning a face nappy xD, that was hilarious

    • @EyeSpyAudit
      @EyeSpyAudit 3 роки тому +1

      @@bennyhill4228 😁😆

    • @flynna
      @flynna 3 роки тому

      In his smart uniform of a moncler hoodie. They're supposed to wear shirts and such

  • @Just-Tony
    @Just-Tony 3 роки тому +11

    "Can I help?".... "yeah, go get me a coffee.".... 🤣🤣🤣... gets me every time.
    The one where AB is doing that to a copper and starts trying to hand him money and all... so funny... the look on the cops face was priceless !!

  • @FragranceGame85
    @FragranceGame85 3 роки тому +223

    That Security boy was not even close to being qualified to approach AB 😂

    • @bennyhill4228
      @bennyhill4228 3 роки тому +5

      Indeed got his arris into a somewhat pickle lol

    • @Nitehawkmk77
      @Nitehawkmk77 3 роки тому +1

      Guess it's a step up from a paper round

    • @kennyholland4731
      @kennyholland4731 3 роки тому +1

      @@Nitehawkmk77 ahaha 😂😂

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 9 місяців тому

      Nor entitled to either!

  • @bradwood4952
    @bradwood4952 3 роки тому +24

    When AB asked him his name and he said “fromwhichcountryyouarefrom” I died laughing 😭😂

  • @oisajdfposid
    @oisajdfposid 3 роки тому +51

    Look at all the authority that fluro jacket has given him!

  • @conradblack2504
    @conradblack2504 3 роки тому +72

    They just don’t get it do they? Filming is perfectly legal. I love the way AB avoids telling them that and let’s them figure it out over the course of a long drawn out process.

  • @Fur_Queue
    @Fur_Queue 3 роки тому +142

    Probably the most excitement blue mask security dummy has had since he saw his sister getting out of the shower in 2008

  • @rebekahfield4083
    @rebekahfield4083 3 роки тому +7

    Slot 5:00 onwards; "Will you get me a Cappauchino? You told me too wait two minutes, so I thought you were going too get me a Cappauchino." I love the cheekyiness of you AB; made me laugh!

  • @sdfhdalton8210
    @sdfhdalton8210 3 роки тому +158

    This just just shows what a crazy fooked up world we live in .. give someone a badge they think they are gods above everyone else wtf 🤦‍♂️

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 роки тому +2

      @@keepgoing7533 most do, but it takes a special kind of ego to apply for these types of jobs in the first place.

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 роки тому +2

      @@paulregan4881 yawn, how original

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 роки тому +2

      @@paulregan4881 what a strange inference to make. Very odd

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 роки тому +2

      @@paulregan4881 police or security guard?

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 3 роки тому

      @@paulregan4881 You must be BUTT HURT. You know they have a cream for that with directions I'm sure you can find someone to read it to you.

  • @urgulp1554
    @urgulp1554 3 роки тому +31

    "You are smart when you are quiet" say's the bloke trying to tell pedestrians what they can and can't do when he can't even speak English

  • @captainboeingmatt3464
    @captainboeingmatt3464 3 роки тому +124

    These clowns are so power hungry it's ridiculous. I love hearing AB not take any of their crap!

    • @daveduck4315
      @daveduck4315 3 роки тому +4

      They think they have Powers,they should dress up as Batman,look complete idiots then!

    • @maxharris334
      @maxharris334 3 роки тому

      i wouldn’t call it power hungry, more like it’s part of our job and what we’re told to do. there are rules that you must follow weather their questionable or not you need to follow them. this audit britain guy (complete bellend) btw is just out to get a reaction from people and catch it on film he’s just an attention seeking prick

    • @captainboeingmatt3464
      @captainboeingmatt3464 3 роки тому +3

      @@maxharris334 the rules are clear. Photography and filming in a public place are perfectly legal and photographers shouldn't be hounded because they are taking pictures or filming

    • @prog3142
      @prog3142 3 роки тому

      Failed police officers

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 3 роки тому

      @@maxharris334 You're another BUTT HURT TROLL... Cry us a river I'll bring popcorn and a inertube and float down them.

  • @ronprince1478
    @ronprince1478 3 роки тому +146

    So a security guard can physically throw you out of a public area. Sounds like the start of a very profitable law suit.

    • @gordonbrittas4842
      @gordonbrittas4842 3 роки тому +1

      I think the law is that you can use reasonable force to escort someone off private property.

    • @TheNeilsolaris
      @TheNeilsolaris 3 роки тому +3

      If they throw you out of public area you'd end up in a private area, and you'd be trespassing!

    • @1977ajax
      @1977ajax 2 роки тому +2

      @@gordonbrittas4842 Not a damned chance! Where on earth did you get that idea.

  • @Hammertime054
    @Hammertime054 3 роки тому +140

    That security bloke is a complete knob, and he aint your friend, nice one A B👍

    • @Nitehawkmk77
      @Nitehawkmk77 3 роки тому +1

      He is such a jobsworth, probably aggrieved that he is always the bottom and not man enough to be on top

  • @Marky.H
    @Marky.H 2 роки тому +12

    Ok so I've binge watched so many of your videos today. You and focus pocus are the best auditors 💯 good work AB

  • @ThePollaxtroy
    @ThePollaxtroy 3 роки тому +68

    Only doing my job didn't help them in the Nuremberg trials.

    • @bornfree9547
      @bornfree9547 3 роки тому +1

      Never going to happen.

    • @ThePollaxtroy
      @ThePollaxtroy 3 роки тому +5

      @@bornfree9547 Oh realy. You dont think councils will throw these people under the bus. Once people start winning court proceedings against them. Once the ambulance chaser legal people realise theres money in it. It will get more more publicity.

    • @NicholasAlt
      @NicholasAlt 3 роки тому

      The guys they worked for LOST in the war. Which government's are against the new world order?

  • @cyclist68
    @cyclist68 3 роки тому +25

    As a photographer we had the same crap back in the 70s. then it was the IRA, the only difference being you could understand the people stopping you, but after a while then we went through a period where we were more or less left alone. Then around 20 years ago after 9/11 and the invention of PCSOs all you had to do was take a photo in any town centre and some bozo in dayglow would on you like a tramp on a dropped chip. Ten years of this idiocy went by and Dept Ch Officer Andy Trotters all police authorises notification came out saying photography is not a crime and common sense seemed to prevail. So much so that most auditors now need to stand outside police stations to get a bite, so I thought things were getting better. Watching your vid makes me realiser nothing has changed in reality, if anything Covid and the authorities flexing their muscles has made it worse. We are going backwards.

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan 2 роки тому

      They've been doing the same thing since the Bow St Runners. "In the current climate of: Jack the Ripper/Russian bolsheviks/continental anarchists/ German spies/peaky blinders/German spies again/razor gangs/The Red Brigade/IRA/Islamic terrorists...

  • @creyten5255
    @creyten5255 3 роки тому +47

    I love how genuine AB sounds when he says he's from Asgard.

    • @tombarber6469
      @tombarber6469 2 роки тому +2

      I actually believed him when he first said that had me second guessing myself weather it was real or fiction haha even tho I knew 😅

    • @creyten5255
      @creyten5255 2 роки тому

      @@tombarber6469 🤣🤣

    • @wildforesthome6563
      @wildforesthome6563 2 роки тому

      How did you travel here sir.
      The Stargate obviously 🤣

  • @garrydavies6337
    @garrydavies6337 3 роки тому +14

    Nice one AB keep on schooling these buffoons, you're doing a great job! 👍 Love your humour aswell, the hi-viz clown definitely should have bought you a cappuccino for your time ha ha! 🤣 Keep up the great work my friend. 👍👍🌟

  • @EnglishVeteran
    @EnglishVeteran 3 роки тому +73

    England is in desperate need of a major clear out!

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 роки тому +4

      It's too late. The yobs have taken power. Good luck, you'll need it.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 роки тому +3

      @Glow in the dark But your ancestors arrived by dinghy! Or walked over the land bridge before the English Channel existed. This is the casual racism that makes me doubt that I'll ever visit England again. Shame.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 роки тому +2

      @Glow in the dark Sounds good, and a very grown up thing to say. Neither am I.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 роки тому +1

      @Glow in the dark Aw diddums I thought I was the snowflake? There's a little racism in everybody. Recently in some countries it's become fashionable to blame all problems on "foreigners". This is a lazy, dishonest and dangerous habit. People hate being called out on their racism. This is understandable, but the solution is to seek the real structural reasons for problems rather than picking on folk who look different or talk different. I knew this at five years old and probably so did you.

    • @johnentwhistlesurelysamsun1840
      @johnentwhistlesurelysamsun1840 3 роки тому +1

      @@guinnog2 personally i wouldn't bother you can see what its become!!!

  • @reverendjimspanner7902
    @reverendjimspanner7902 3 роки тому +36

    It's a sad state of affairs when we have the Stasi patrolling our High Streets.

    • @cliffa2901
      @cliffa2901 3 роки тому

      Reverend you could also said the FBI or MI5. The Stasi don't exist anymore. The Stasi are now run by what was once known as west Germany. An

  • @ryandonagheylovescash4710
    @ryandonagheylovescash4710 3 роки тому +130

    Another security guard who doesn’t know the law. Don’t these guys get an intelligence test?

    • @tiffanyalyssa8654
      @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 роки тому +23

      Yes, and if you fail you get the job.

    • @petersmith6974
      @petersmith6974 3 роки тому +10

      Job centre is handing out free training for SIA training for security.To get people off benefits.Mostly foreigners do it for min wage.So as a English man I will not listen to them

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 роки тому

      Well just maybe ....he was right.
      Have you considered that?

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 роки тому +9

      It's psychology isn't it. There's that experiment where they get volunteers - guards and prisoners. They give the prisoners uniforms and the ability to imprison and they turn into monsters very quickly. But they just normal people given uniforms that's all. That's why they give these goons these police looking uniforms, it makes them think and act like police and most people react to that uniform as if they are. Weird psychology power trips. It's lunacy. Good job AB standing up to this madness

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 роки тому +8

      @@aireboat7988 are you serious? How is this even remotely right? Seriously, I want to understand your viewpoint.

  • @evi6199
    @evi6199 Рік тому +4

    Just when i thought id seen every AB video I come across one ive not seen before and its an absolute Gem. Well played AB as always 😂

  • @e4unow421
    @e4unow421 3 роки тому +165

    I've worked for Scottish Power once.... avoid them like the plague.

    • @BR1883FC
      @BR1883FC 3 роки тому +18

      I had them as a supplier, total nightmare. Think about how bad it could be, multiply it by 10 and you are 1% of the way there.

    • @tiffanyalyssa8654
      @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 роки тому +3

      Like most of them.

    • @e4unow421
      @e4unow421 3 роки тому +5

      @@BR1883FC I used to work in Prepayment as part of their contract with a company called Kura, It was a total farce... Kura did nothing but pander to thier unrealistic KPI expectations.
      Don't get me started on their shite systems too. 😅

    • @lucius4556
      @lucius4556 3 роки тому +5

      I switched to them last year,they were trying to rope me into this fixed rate payment plan,told they had been donating to cancer research on my behalf on the last plan for me..just charge me what I've used ffs..and their billing is crap..sending me threatening letters before they've even sent the bill lol,that was from the start..might switch now as I didnt buy into their fixed rate stuff which they charge for get out clauses !!

    • @idaslpdhr
      @idaslpdhr 3 роки тому +1

      @@lucius4556 took me nearly 2 years to get a pre-paid meter out of the house I bought, in the end I changed company and got them to take it out

  • @stevesvids
    @stevesvids 3 роки тому +4

    Hahaaa... my daughter works around there. I was watching this on the big TV and she said ...
    "hey that's The Lexicon....
    I know those plebs"
    Hahaaaa made me chuckle.
    😄✌

  • @BlueShadow777
    @BlueShadow777 3 роки тому +168

    Guaranteed the guy wouldn’t have complained about your filming if you’d have changed energy suppliers and gotten him his commission.

    • @Nitehawkmk77
      @Nitehawkmk77 3 роки тому +2

      Of course

    • @MadderMel
      @MadderMel 3 роки тому

      Fuck the energy guy anyway ! They go around harassing you selling their overpriced crap !

    • @JosephAgrane
      @JosephAgrane 3 роки тому +3

      @@MadderMel The guy is just working a job.

    • @natalievu4399
      @natalievu4399 2 роки тому

      Yeah, what a beta. He send someone else to complain.

    • @natalievu4399
      @natalievu4399 2 роки тому +2

      @@JosephAgrane Yeah & he chose to work in public where he has no right of privacy.
      Is he complaining about the CCTV cameras?

  • @grimprawn902
    @grimprawn902 3 роки тому +86

    The shear ignorance of these goons is astounding, who on earth is training them? Free content all day long, nice one AB.

    • @bazsnell3178
      @bazsnell3178 3 роки тому +2

      sheer NOT shear

    • @socialising6037
      @socialising6037 3 роки тому +1

      I'm surprised they haven't gotta do an English speaking test to get the job

    • @northernthrifter8817
      @northernthrifter8817 3 роки тому +1

      They're being trained by the telly tubbies

    • @vicsimmonds
      @vicsimmonds 2 роки тому

      They're being trained by AB

    • @TheWizardOfTheFens
      @TheWizardOfTheFens 2 роки тому

      “Shear ignorance” oh the irony………. 😂 😂

  • @builder481
    @builder481 3 роки тому +71

    I'm excited for this one
    AB big respect

  • @richardchadwick2352
    @richardchadwick2352 3 роки тому +6

    Just love your vlogs AB....class my friend pure class. Always polite, way to go.

  • @tiffanyalyssa8654
    @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 роки тому +29

    I'm really fed up with what this country has turned into.

    • @cyberpunk3052
      @cyberpunk3052 3 роки тому +4

      A boring dystopia!

    • @michaelsingh925
      @michaelsingh925 3 роки тому

      Closet racist alert !!! Just come out and say what you are really alluding to

    • @NaeMuckle
      @NaeMuckle 3 роки тому

      Yeah the English are just boring knobs now.

    • @TheByard
      @TheByard 9 місяців тому

      The next time I visit my home country the UK, I will walk around with my stupid iPhone gaffer taped to my chest, then drop the borrowed half-filled cigarette pack. The pack will be attached to me by some very strong fishing line, I will then walk two steps away. I'm wishing that one of the scruffy uniformed persons who loiter the High St. areas will come over and inform me I've dropped something. Or will they just try and nick me.
      I never really enjoyed shopping and after my last visit to the UK a year ago I hate it, department stores don't have stockrooms, so it was impossible for me to buy more than the three V necked white Tee shirts in my size that were on the rack. The assistant kindly informed me I could go on-line, but then I'm staying at a hotel, and I have tried the on-line game before and ended up returning the stuff, as it was the wrong size, colour, style than that ordered on the on-line form.
      On one occasion I bumped into some long-lost friends and we were having a catch-up chat. When the goon arrived and instructed us to move on, at the time we were about to visit a bar/restaurant within the mall. But as the goon instructed us without first asking if he could help. We took our hard-earned cash to an old side street pub and enjoyed spending it.

    • @domk4955
      @domk4955 7 місяців тому

      @@michaelsingh925 I will and it's rubbish. I could say worse.

  • @fasthracing
    @fasthracing 3 роки тому +28

    "I'm from Eastern European. Do you wanna talk or do you wanna walk?" Excellent what a wonderful country we now live in.

  • @vincentsubmarinismo774
    @vincentsubmarinismo774 3 роки тому +32

    He does actually own the shopping centre.
    He works security sometimes just to keep in touch with the masses.

    • @ryandonagheylovescash4710
      @ryandonagheylovescash4710 3 роки тому +1

      I’m actually loving the crazy Polish guy who thinks he’s an extra from a Vinnie Jones movie

  • @TheOnlyIncognito
    @TheOnlyIncognito 3 роки тому +8

    Rollercoaster of emotions with the interactions on this one 😂

  • @iamarmaankhan
    @iamarmaankhan 3 роки тому +40

    These guys need to be educated. Embarrassing

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 3 роки тому +2

      That's why they're working as security guards. 🤔

  • @oldseadogcb3130
    @oldseadogcb3130 3 роки тому +59

    I think these "suckurity" guys must be the "rejected" ones who didn't make through the G4Stupid course! Smart audit AB

  • @davidjohns.3065
    @davidjohns.3065 3 роки тому +32

    Private security patrolling the streets, this could just be the future folks.

    • @stevenfitzgerald2414
      @stevenfitzgerald2414 3 роки тому

      Just politely to vanish

    • @lextalonis839
      @lextalonis839 3 роки тому +1

      Not The Future but The Present..

    • @sweddybob8864
      @sweddybob8864 3 роки тому

      I'll give it ten years before g4s are handed contracts to police town centres

  • @Ineedyoulou
    @Ineedyoulou 3 роки тому +3

    You ready for it..... "It's none of your business" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Benane3799
    @Benane3799 3 роки тому +4

    9:02 "You sound like Khabib, Nurmagomedov. Are you from that country? I won't mess with u" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @ladyanfield5682
    @ladyanfield5682 3 роки тому +1

    Pmsl 🤣🤣🤣 AB you are just what I need at 1am on a Friday morning when I can’t sleep so so funny 🤣🤣🤣
    Love it ❤️❤️

  • @insuretec
    @insuretec 3 роки тому +53

    Combined IQ of minus three. What a waste of council money.

    • @DavesDiscoveriesChannel
      @DavesDiscoveriesChannel 3 роки тому

      The Lexicon is owned by a private entity he's employed by them (thankfully).

  • @MrGeorgeScatos
    @MrGeorgeScatos 3 роки тому +10

    @9:35: "I'm from Eastern European."
    That's pretty cool. I'm from Eastern American.

    • @camrs125
      @camrs125 Рік тому

      I’m from eastern London lol

  • @tiffanyalyssa8654
    @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 роки тому +62

    How does that man have a job ordering people around when we can barely understand a word he says.

    • @moodyguymick
      @moodyguymick 3 роки тому +5

      Agreed, however the face muzzle isn't helping matters either.

    • @desperatemohammedantheworl5833
      @desperatemohammedantheworl5833 3 роки тому +3

      I actually told a Transport Police officer who was harassing me for not wearing a mask to take his own off because the combination of that over his mouth, 40% hearing loss in my right ear and peak hour rail terminus noise made it impossible for me to comprehend a word he was saying. He didn't (probably a breach of the equalities act) but I just walked away mildly amused by the look of "does not compute" on his piggy face.

    • @jamesmack157
      @jamesmack157 2 роки тому

      That's racist - he's a dinghy diver in a yellow vest on a day trip from France.

  • @sandymcghee3328
    @sandymcghee3328 3 роки тому +1

    Good 👍 video A. B. Keep them coming stay safe 👍👍👌👌

  • @leforite
    @leforite 3 роки тому +24

    Drink a shot every time he says "my friend"

  • @GreatHealer.
    @GreatHealer. 3 роки тому +6

    2:20 Two pens on display, this guy means business.

  • @ChrisPrice1977
    @ChrisPrice1977 3 роки тому +17

    Probably the most interesting and exciting thing that happened all week for the security staff

  • @holdfast7657
    @holdfast7657 3 роки тому +10

    These companies buy the properties, but the council allows them to adopt the thoroughfare providing that they maintain public access. The thoroughfare is not private.

  • @FoxholeFightClub
    @FoxholeFightClub 3 роки тому +12

    he was happy to answer a lot of questions ,very informative.

  • @omairsaleem8178
    @omairsaleem8178 3 роки тому +1

    “None Of Your Business” AB you legend 🤣🤣🤣

  • @guy4469
    @guy4469 3 роки тому +53

    This security man cannot hold a conversation .mummble bumble ,watches the bill or starsky and hutch the sweeney . this guy is weird .

    • @askme1245
      @askme1245 3 роки тому

      I think he had a hot potato stuck in his mouth!

    • @misiasert1348
      @misiasert1348 3 роки тому

      Tbh,he,ll never make a detective

    • @johngreen6191
      @johngreen6191 3 роки тому

      Roma decent, Northern India. Ancestors settled in Romania and Hungary centuries ago. Now over here in UK.

  • @ebutuoy4591
    @ebutuoy4591 3 роки тому +24

    Is security such an unwanted job that only non-english speaking immigrants will take it? The job requires clarity in word and thought. Not demonstrated here.

  • @MikeEves
    @MikeEves 3 роки тому +43

    They actually think they can stop people buying a camera and using it. They are deluded.

    • @ConAir94
      @ConAir94 3 роки тому +2

      And they try and say the high street is private

    • @harveybray1804
      @harveybray1804 3 роки тому

      Power goes to their heads

  • @doncumberbatch6416
    @doncumberbatch6416 3 роки тому +8

    When I was 17 I got a job as a lifeguard and the pool manager told me only put your hands on someone if you are saving their life or you will get fired ‼️ I am now 58 and will always remember that‼️

    • @cacadores3955
      @cacadores3955 2 роки тому +4

      Doesn't that make your wife a bit sad?

  • @charliemarqfj
    @charliemarqfj 3 роки тому +26

    Tall security guard reminded me of one of those Albanians of Taken. Slightly worrying 😟

  • @T-bit
    @T-bit 3 роки тому +3

    3:45 The moment AB handed his ass back to him on a plate 😂

  • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
    @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 роки тому +242

    AB, don’t you know that security guards own the shopping centres that they patrol?!

    • @nocomment1984
      @nocomment1984 3 роки тому +14

      I like your channel mate

    • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
      @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 роки тому +6

      @@nocomment1984 cheers buddy

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 роки тому +8

      I just noticed the ✔️ Im off to check your channel out

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad 3 роки тому

      @@AuditingBritain You should check out the Nekkid Watchmaker channel too. ua-cam.com/channels/SJ7LRO4GaHZdzowk2-7hJw.html

    • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
      @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 роки тому +1

      @@AuditingBritain ❤️

  • @Monsoon-sd6vr
    @Monsoon-sd6vr 3 роки тому +53

    The security officer is very polite and well presented. Sadly, he is poorly briefed; by now in 2021 all police and security staff should have been made aware of auditors and have been instructed on what action to take, which in 99.9% of the time is ...... nothing

    • @andyxox4168
      @andyxox4168 2 роки тому +2

      Hardly polite nor smart!

  • @thelionofluton4940
    @thelionofluton4940 3 роки тому +18

    Someone needs to get the nurse, there's some mental health patients wearing yellow tops who are out of bed and not taking their meds

  • @tintersniffer9929
    @tintersniffer9929 3 роки тому +30

    I cant believe they are employing jelly heads like this.

  • @clockworkorange3628
    @clockworkorange3628 3 роки тому +43

    In America we call that sorry little boy, a punk ,my brother.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 роки тому +6

      Sorry little boy 😂 I like that

    • @chaz725
      @chaz725 3 роки тому +2

      “ have I fired 6 shots or only 5 We’ll punk … do you feel lucky”

    • @KevinJones-su9fr
      @KevinJones-su9fr 3 роки тому

      So true Clockwork don’t play that in US

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 роки тому +5

      In England, we call them a 'bell end'.

    • @gasmanrus
      @gasmanrus 3 роки тому +1

      In England, back in the day, punks were rebellious, kinda cool. It’s not really gonna work as a slur here.

  • @mattpayne3349
    @mattpayne3349 3 роки тому +4

    Why does the local council allow spruikers like the power company one and the other one towards the end when regardless of public/private partnerships it's public land?

  • @johnbratley6926
    @johnbratley6926 3 роки тому +53

    As a former police officer I am amazed and angered at the responses from that self important little prat. He is totally ignorant of the law, he has no formal powers, he's just a tit in a yellow vest. Lord give me strength !

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 роки тому +2

      And where the hell were you a plod? Coronation St. perhaps?
      Because if you ARE a former pc and you don't know that some security have landowners authority to enforce trespass, you can't have been a very good one.

    • @dwayne_dibley
      @dwayne_dibley 3 роки тому +4

      @@aireboat7988 most likely because he’s one of the few decent and knowledgeable plods that knows the difference between the criminal offence of trespass and civil trespass.

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 роки тому +2

      @@dwayne_dibley Except that....anyone with the property owner/ occupiers authority CAN enforce trespass on private property. That means a suitably authorised security guard can legally, physically remove a trespasser if required. That's not really, - "no formal powers" is it? And although police are not usually trained in civil law, there's usually enough interaction with pub/club doormen, to become conversant with trespass law.

    • @billbar8532
      @billbar8532 3 роки тому +3

      The lesser yellow vested tit. That sounds like a good description.

    • @harrystottle8678
      @harrystottle8678 3 роки тому +1

      @@aireboat7988 that’s utter nonsense and totally incorrect. Trespass law is completely irrelevant here. Stop spreading incorrect information.

  • @patrickrose1221
    @patrickrose1221 3 роки тому +3

    AB, you got the patience of a saint fair play . The world's a better place while we've got people like you ! Love and respect to you and yours from me and mine , same people really innit lol x

  • @danaustin3885
    @danaustin3885 3 роки тому +42

    For a free person, this unbelievable.

    • @bornfree9547
      @bornfree9547 3 роки тому +3

      They are paid grasses.

    • @logansadler1931
      @logansadler1931 3 роки тому

      *simply unbelievable

    • @james87367
      @james87367 3 роки тому +2

      You are not free in the UK.

    • @gasmanrus
      @gasmanrus 3 роки тому +1

      AB is enlightening them one twat at a time.

  • @MoroccanDelight
    @MoroccanDelight 3 роки тому +3

    Lol this is a classic AB 👌, I thought that was his name too 😂

  • @andrewlongworth
    @andrewlongworth 3 роки тому +28

    What a knob that security guard is.

  • @kevanashy
    @kevanashy 3 роки тому +7

    When I grow up I want to be a security guard! 👏👏👏👏

    • @williamspruce7084
      @williamspruce7084 3 роки тому +2

      You can’t do both , surely ?

    • @kennyholland4731
      @kennyholland4731 3 роки тому +1

      @@williamspruce7084 Quality haha 😂

    • @barty2381
      @barty2381 2 роки тому +1

      @@williamspruce7084 underrated comment 😆 🤣

  • @shaunbown4851
    @shaunbown4851 3 роки тому +44

    There's more and more special needs folk working in security these days .. bless them for their efforts !
    Good job they wear the hi viz bibs so their carers can find them in a crowd ! 😁

    • @lipbonethecabby5539
      @lipbonethecabby5539 3 роки тому +3

      When they do a good job they get promotion,,, they join the police force.

    • @shaunbown4851
      @shaunbown4851 3 роки тому +3

      @@lipbonethecabby5539 . Definitely ! . or they're ex coppers ( mostly sacked ) still trying to hold on to their make believe power of the yellow vest ..
      😉 .

  • @robknox6514
    @robknox6514 3 роки тому +5

    When were you in Bracknell? Lol that is just up the road from me I would of loved to meet up with you love your videos keep them coming Mr AB 👍☺👍

  • @cleaningmaster100
    @cleaningmaster100 3 роки тому +30

    Yyooooooooooooo king of the Auditors hope your well my friend 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @rabbitleader2307
    @rabbitleader2307 3 роки тому +1

    I LOVE this channel and adore A.B. Top man!

  • @howieboss
    @howieboss 3 роки тому +23

    “Your ears are ok” classic

  • @NBMedia8928
    @NBMedia8928 3 роки тому +3

    Do you wanna talk or do you wanna walk 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deanwood9893
    @deanwood9893 3 роки тому +10

    AB would film inside his own bathroom, to get a reaction from his missus. 😂 Jk my friend. Im free to make a joke, it's a free country. 😜

  • @Peaceandlove8888
    @Peaceandlove8888 3 роки тому +2

    I bloody love you your hilarious made my day 😂❤️

  • @rogermolineux9741
    @rogermolineux9741 3 роки тому +32

    Filming so openly is hardly a logical reason for security to be suspicious. Anyone with bad intentions would be more covert. A cappuccino would have helped though.

    • @valentinius62
      @valentinius62 3 роки тому

      But filming openly may be that you're pretending to be honest, while really you're up to something, but hiding that fact in plain sight.
      These guys can't avoid the suspicious argument as long as they have a camera out. I wonder how many tourists get harassed? 🤔

  • @rocketronnie1669
    @rocketronnie1669 Рік тому

    Speaking BULLSHIT outside the bull! Know I'm 3 years too late 😂😂 binge watching guy's! 😂❤👊

  • @GenYHikikomori
    @GenYHikikomori 3 роки тому +28

    AB is making acquaintances in every British town and city. Soon enough he'll be more famous than the Queen.

    • @stevencharter1803
      @stevencharter1803 3 роки тому

      Have you ever seen the Queen and AB in the same place?? Hmm

    • @andyb7339
      @andyb7339 3 роки тому +1

      He already is, we never see or hear of the Queen she gets her money for doing nowt

    • @knightad33
      @knightad33 3 роки тому +1

      He'll also start to think that everywhere smells of fresh paint.

  • @darrencheckley2328
    @darrencheckley2328 3 роки тому +2

    This video has got me crying with laughter 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnhall4851
    @johnhall4851 3 роки тому +31

    Is this ' my friend' yellow vested parrot related to the 'young man' copper? There is no law supporting anyone to tell them to get off a bike.

  • @timwhale9434
    @timwhale9434 3 роки тому +13

    Find some people with low IQs, dress them up as security clowns, dumb them down with the company's own rules, policies, values, etc. and pay them just enough to for them to do their work.
    Then let them loose on the public, what could possibly wrong?

  • @margesimpson805
    @margesimpson805 3 роки тому +19

    YO, AB! 20 minutes ! Looks like I'm in for a comfy evening, take care!

  • @ellisjames8517
    @ellisjames8517 Рік тому +1

    11:25 he was checking out the blonde walking past 😂😂

  • @liamocarroll371
    @liamocarroll371 3 роки тому +31

    First they desecrated the Holy Police Stations by setting impure cameras upon them. Then they came for the Shopfronts.😱

  • @raalaa121
    @raalaa121 3 роки тому +3

    Hahahaha IM FROM ASGUARD fair play Thor ... you got him !

  • @AdrianNUFC
    @AdrianNUFC 3 роки тому +20

    They clearly just hire security guards without informing them how the law works.

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 роки тому +2

      Turns out security was right.

    • @dwayne_dibley
      @dwayne_dibley 3 роки тому +2

      @@aireboat7988 he certainly was. He can’t issue fines to people who are riding a bike.

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 роки тому +1

      @@dwayne_dibley Ah sorry, was talking about the High St being private, not the fines bit. Yeah, that was bs.

    • @harrystottle8678
      @harrystottle8678 3 роки тому +1

      @@aireboat7988 it’s irrelevant whether or not that piece of land is private. It’s not a private area, it is legally a public place.

    • @harrystottle8678
      @harrystottle8678 3 роки тому +1

      @@smithbrownjones barristers are often wrong. Common sense is all that’s required to prove that. While they are permitted some flexibility in setting rules there is no power as such to remove AB on the basis of trespass and the matter is entirely civil. Again you are confusing criminal and civil trespass. Go ask a real lawyer instead of watching nonsense ideological promotional material.

  • @uggiebear1
    @uggiebear1 3 роки тому +1

    Respect my authority. Jumps to mind 🤔🤣 Good work AB handled brilliantly 👏

  • @karl7212
    @karl7212 3 роки тому +15

    Always excited when you post a new audit

  • @roblawson9422
    @roblawson9422 3 роки тому +2

    A example of De-escalation and people skills at its finest. Great work A.B ❤️

  • @allandale1018
    @allandale1018 3 роки тому +31

    The European cop almost forgot what he was doing when that blonde went passed lol, He stopped talking and stared at her 11:16 in to vid for nearly 10 seconds his mind went blank

  • @PeterPerhac
    @PeterPerhac Рік тому +2

    Scottish power guy is like "I'm not bovvered" then runs to grass AB up. I can't imagine how it must feel to be both (1) the type of person that happily approaches random passers by to ask them with questions (2) cry-baby reporting to security that someone recorded them on video.

  • @Futoy
    @Futoy 3 роки тому +5

    The security guards are watching too many Jason Bourne movies :D