Your Mom's House Podcast w/ Dr. Drew Pinsky - Ep. 515
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- Опубліковано 3 вер 2019
- Hello and Welcome, Mommies. Today we begin with a video that Christina definitely isn't going to like. WHEW now that we got that out of the way, let's see what's been going on in the local news! Tom and Christina were fascinated by an ugly man at the pool. What are the craziest tattoos? Josh Potter has an update on his new career and, OH BOY - we have "Acupuncture" remixes and they are unbelievable.
He's everybody's favorite Doctor who resides, after dark, right here in Studio Jeans. He is the host of Dr. Drew After Dark, which is found right here on our channel. Dr. Drew starts out of the gate weighing in on some of the coolest guys we've ever seen, including Cool Guy Tony. Christina also has Dr. Drew assess some of her TikTok discoveries and The Main Mommies inquire about some of the most pressing Yellow and Brown questions.
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Why are all the ymh song hits not uploaded separately? The views would be through the roof from all the plays. *LIKE* this so BlueBan sees it!!!
Exactly, I never understood why Brendon Urie's RPC song was never uploaded inidvidually??????
a 10 min loop would be nice
i uploaded mine after they played it on the show! ua-cam.com/video/WUsblwLQnvg/v-deo.html
@@grasskingdoms you earned a sub good sir!
@G "G" ? As in Studio G? Garth? Is this you?
"All mushrooms are edible. Some only once."
-Polish proverb
"There are old mycologists and there are bold mycologists, but none old and bold." -various
this "quote" is heavily frowned upon in the various facebook groups I'm in. Pollock or not, but fuck em. I'm glad you said it. x)
Also, Chuck Barrows might just be the old bold mushroom hunter.
@@jonsnpthere82 why is it frowned upon?
🤣
@@jonsnpthere82 You wish you could be Polish.
dr drew on EVERY random cool guy:
-"oh, it's meth..."
Usually is
Speed warps your brain so much ive done prescription speed, and i can see how larger doses would make people go crazy. The 2nd loveline host "psycho mike" who did loveline with dr drew did meth and ended up talking to himself in a mirror for like 7 hours
@@thehandliesthandle Yeah I take 40 mg of adderall every day just as prescribed but Ive taken MASSIVE doses before and been awake for like 5 days and I started having like writing novels in my head but also pacing back and forth constantly and suddenly I realize I've got like 150 pages worth of lore on a story that I've come up with in my head that I didn't write down. The problem is that stimulants increase Motivation and Focus and also because they increase your adrenaline it - so if your on a decent dose of amphetamines you get the ball rolling and you can't stop it. Its amazing for getting work done but if your dosing massively you will just find yourself doing some thing and ignoring your health. That's why if you have a script for it you eventually learn that you have to control your intake and you have to eat and get up and drink water and brush your teeth and shit.
Meth Mouth isn't cus meth is caustic to the skin and teeth - its a result of week after week of being so focused on whatever it is your doing that you neglect your hygiene and nutrtiton.
@@DekkarJr i take 40 mg of vyvanse which is a weaker drug so its equivalent to less amphetamine, not sure how much. But the starting dose for adults is 30 mg. The max dose is 70 mg. I dont get such an adrenaline rush from vyvanse, ive heard adderall is much more stimulating but ive actually slept on low doses of vyvanse and i am naturally extremely unmotivated so all it does is it gives me the motivation to at least do dishes or my laundry or whatever has to be done but i definitely wouldnt say i become excessively motivated or energetic. Im lazy on or off it but on it i at least can force myself to do stuff
@@thehandliesthandle Yeah i was on vyvanse back when i had health insurance. Dexedrine Time Release is the best of the stimulants imo. Just a nice kick of that goes for the day and ends about bed time. Vyvanse gets metabolized slowly by the liver as it cleaves of the protein they boudn to the dexetroamphetamine molecule, and then it excretes slowly as well, so in a sense vvanse is like time release preparation.
Without adderall after 10 straight years of being on it I literally just sit in bed all day. No motivation, nothing. No focus at all. It's like I know I am smart, I have an IQ of 119, I'm educated and well spoken but I lack the very thing that drives humans forwards toward anything at all: The carrot on the stick. Without amphetamine... the dopamine just isn't there. :(. I'd probably end up killing myself out of sheer boredom and depression without it. But man when I am on it, I can do whatever I want. It's a bizarre lifestyle for sure but with experience you just learn to space out your doses and take it as prescribed.
Up in the morning and afternoon, and then down at night. You take any more after the afternoon dose of adderall and your going to find yourself 4 days later still awake with 20 missing pills. And the punishment is that you have to go through perhaps a week or two of boredom for your lack of self control in the dosing. The alure of "Just one more" will always be there with adderall because of the instant release "high". Which is barely much at all with my years of tolerance.
The only reason I have my psych prescribing me adderall instead of time release dexedrine or vyvanse is because vyvanse is still under patent and not generic i think so its stupid expensive. Where as adderall for the month is just 50 bucks Generic Dextroamphetamine and mixed amphetamine salts.. Doctors ... are stupidly easy to manipulate. The entire system is broken from the ground up it's very easy to get a doctor to give you something to get you high and then after a few years of doing it you realize oh shit - well now that i did that so much I actaully now have to take it normally just to be - well somewhat normal @_____@. Fucking young dumb self, just had to go down this road. Ah well. I'm pretty far down it.
Good luck on our similar path fellow traveler.
I legit caught myself humming those freakin needles at work.
DUDE SAME LMFAO
I really think this show is making me a worse person. And I'm enjoying it.
dvwegner preach 🙌🏻
Fuck, I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one.
Same
I'm already a horrible person, this just enables it even more lol
Way worser
how the hell are ya gunna stop that one acupuncture remix right before the drop!??? The “Miami strip club” one. That poor person who made it and all of us!!!
That absolutely killed me to no end.
No kidding!
Only time I've been upset while watching YMH. Fucking. Infuriating.
And Tom calls himself a DJ
I knew it was going to happen.. what a Dad mouth move
I love how Tom tries to play off Christina's anger in the beginning by playing air-guitar during a part of the song without any guitar.
Can we take a second to appreciate how long they stayed paused, and continued to converse, over a photo of one homeless man blowing crack smoke into the ass of another?
This is simply the best podcast
The fact that these pictures and videos keep making it to the internet despite these people being literally the bottom of the barrel of society and IQ and mental health is what really fascinates me.
I never thought I’d see crack smoke being blown into someone’s asshole.. how the fuck do people come up with this shit. I’m surprised by something new like this on this podcast each and every day
@@imjustapancake3188 You never think of many things; if you did you'd be stricken with anxiety and madness from the sheer numerical value of permutations human behavior continues to produce. I never thought I'd see a woman encased in quick dry cement in a porn i watched a long time ago with only her face and ass available, but I did.
Josh Potter is an American Treasure, and should have a segment every episode.
Sounds like we found the other $2500 donor for the shoulder glaze.
On his own show.
who IS rand-ee?
Haha, Blake just thinks that because potter is bringing bald/glasses men into the mainstream.
This is really just Josh's secret account for his new sex worker career, trying to amp himself up .... Shame Josh,stoppit.
I love hearing the laugh in the background so much. It's the best laugh track you could ask for. It's a studio audience of one in another lot. Punctuates every joke.
Tom, you paused the acupuncture song right before the drop. Wtf man. No hardcore fun
Why do people dislike Christina I think she's chill and compliments the podcast.
I don't dislike her but generally speaking I would say that she isn't anywhere near half as funny as Tom is. I mean shes got her moments but shes not like ON constantly like Tom is.
@@DekkarJr I think everyone knows this, even Christina. I don't understand why people even say stuff like this.
@@John-ki7zn Because the internet is less waht we say to each other.. but is more like just thinking out loud no? Thats why its often so crude and mean and angry lol. It lacks immediate filters of actual society.
@@DekkarJr her farts during the Pete Holmes interview were top notch. That alone makes up for anything. She could be a raving lunatic and I'd be cool as long as she farts into the mic.
Marilyn Baculima exactly bro, she definitely can be cringe but i agree she is chill fasho and is a dope person for Tom to feed his funny off of.
Dr. Drew gets funnier every time. When he talks he sounds like a comedian that got into psychiatry.
from what i heard hes been hanging around with comedians since the 90s
Lol it's funny hearing this because all Adam Corolla ever did was berate him for being unfunny
He’s naturally goofy, and that’s perfect for a doctor. Makes them sm less intimidating
Psychiatrist*
@@yeahman3561 the irony is that he's funnier than Adam Corolla. Corolla's best work was The Man Show, and Kimmel absolutely carried that masterpiece of television.
34:20 ROFL I will never not laugh at hearing Christina sing Old town Road
I fucking died. 😭😂
Gonna fuck my butt in a chicken ranch
We need Wheeler Walker Jr. to write and perform Christina’s Old Towne Road cover! 😝 😂
Old mom road
I lost it lmao
Christina: I'm not sharting anymore.
Dr. Drew: Do you miss it?
The thing is Tom was born for those sandals.
The new “PC” term for R-word according to the Federal Registry is “intellectual disability.” I would’ve preferred ticktarded myself...
Those Federal Registry people are intellectually disabled if they cant see that
I'd rather you call me droop mouth if i was retarded.
@@Plague_Doc22 i'd rather be called "fundimentally inferior"
Mongaloid is better.
@@AlexHerlan or "Simply subhuman"
Nice to see Dr. Drew getting a handle on the YMH trauma immersion therapy.
Trauma immersion therapy lmao
1:25:26 Tom's face while Drew and Christina talk about Sterns cronies....classic.
I love how happy Tom is listening to the songs! He’s really emoting!!
Tom is a stone cold phsycopath its just his fake charm he uses to get his victims to let thier guard down
Whoevers running the ones and twos at 1:23:41 is dribbling this man's drool string, and has me hurt laughing.
Bro me too. I'm high as fuck crying laughing at that shit right now.
Binkleyme literally exactly the same rn.
I would love a Soundcloud of all viewer submissions for these songs. They are amazing.
honestly its r worded they haven't made one
first effort... ua-cam.com/video/HHcWfEtNu38/v-deo.html
Isn't there a subreddit for these kinds of things?
There is one. I’m just tiktarded and don’t know how to share and show you. :(
"They just have to point them in the right direction" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂best thing Christine has ever said.
Javelin without the pointy end😂
"you gotta do your Keigles". "Im doin' em right now. Lookin at ya and doin them right now" Christina P
R-word strength disqualifies them from weightlifting in the olympics.
Synthesizer Sam you said the aw word
Synthesizer Sam The special Olympics weightlifting records are actually higher than the regular Olympics. Food for thought.
@@danielyoung8359 I think that's why it disqualifies them.
@@danielyoung8359 Incorrect
Tard strength is like superpowers from Jesus
Dude, how's Tom going to cut the acupuncture song off right before the drop during the EDM sounding one
init, right on the drop man
For real tho i was trippin lol, whoever made the song is pissed too i bet kuz it sounded like he was gonna go in on some wubz and now ill never know!!!
I know. Gdi. We need these songs uploaded.
Found it ua-cam.com/video/aoBzEcULIA4/v-deo.html
He was droppin the sunroof bro
I fucking love these two man.
The most entertaining and consistent podcast I listen to. Amazing.
Tom's Air Guitar was so far off today, I loved it.
Machines within, machines within
T16 T16
F the haters
Machines, within. Machines, within.*
you guys need to practice on your flow.
One hundred percent
Double crack is the reason I never leave the house without my garden hose
1:27:50 super super impressive how quickly dr drew pulled that information that christina didn’t even remember holy crap amazing to watch
31:45 timestamp for the best fucking remixes in the game man.
That second remix though....dope litty fire
You’re the best, I listened at work on my app but I had to see their facial expressions for a couple songs lmao
@@RRRRobbbb 😂 if u only knew how many times a day I hear that
I've been listening and watching YMH for years, and these songs were the best fan submissions I've ever heard. Brendon Urie doesn't count because he is a famous professional musician, even if he is a Mommy.
its because the vocals arent actually bad, melodically. the lyrics are astronomical
famous professional musician
My punctuation was definitely TikTok'd while commenting on my phone. I stand by my statement though, because being a musician is his profession, and he is super famous. The two aren't mutually inclusive. He could be a songwriter but not famous for it.
@@memeboooiiii They are something else. Those freaking needles!
He counts.
Sioux Woo City, Iowa
LMAO!!!
It all makes so much more sense now. I'll just run with this and close out that chapter of my life. Thanks.
Post Malone could take that song, master it, just name it "Acupunction" and have another instant 100mill view hit
The Dude That is so true man😂😂😂
Absolutely 100%, I thought it WAS a remix of a Post Malone song.
@Cona de Avintes aw shit man, that hit the target... let me get 2 more face tattoos to help me recover
It's not repetitive enough
As much as I love this show. I always forget each week, to never eat while listening, especially while watching ! Great episode!
A Brian p acupuncture music video staring bobby lee as the tiny Asian man music video
Crystal Diaz omg yes
Genius
You stopped the the miami strip club song right before the drop!?!?
TwiZ/Ruben We all knew he would. I was waiting for him to stop it when he did. Hahaha.
Exactly! I think he did it on purpose
Spartan ugh, makes sense...
Found it ua-cam.com/video/aoBzEcULIA4/v-deo.html
the the
36:50 Jewban legitimately has a good ear I did have mad U2 vibes on that one too
Anyone else wish the guitar portion of the intro was available as a ringtone for those of us too lazy to trim it ourselves? I(‘d) LIKE THAT.
Adam Omar Comedian no
My day brightens up when I get off and YMH is in my feed.
You get off while watching YMH? Hardcore mommy right here!
It feels like a special date night...but just me, the podcast and a few beers! Heaven!
@@KaylaVandal make sure to take your oovers
Now there's a cool guy 💪😎🤙
@@matthenry2564 what are oovers?
Tommy...you uh...filling potholes out in LA with that High Viz shirt?
TheDarkEnergist no one is filling pot holes in LA
I love it when Tom jams out to the intro I hope he never stops
The cover at 36:10 sounds exactly like an Angels and Airwaves song.
"I got a Terminator gun." - George Washington
Truly inspirational
Faawwwkkk yeaaahhhh
Revive me I have ray gun
Now that Dr. Drew knows the game, he’s starting to play it better than the mommies. #coolguy
Hes running it into the ground though he must have said cool guy 100 times this podcast
Amazing episode. Love how happy it makes Tom making Drew and Christina squirm!!
I'm so glad I came back to this a year later to reexperience Dr. Drew's reactions
I really appreciated the longer intro song! Woulda been nice if it was longer, but.... Thanks!
I know. It makes me sad.
You're doin great!
I had a bad day today and this was the first time I smiled in the day thanks ymh
That's awesome isn't it? I watch more content on UA-cam than I do on Hulu live these days. I've fallen into the pocket of Joe, Tom and Brian, Theo, and Brendan. A few others as well. Oh! And Dr. Drew! ❤ 😊 ❤
I've tried to get into honey dew podcast but the screeching laugh I can't listen to for long. When the guest gets to the most interesting part of their stories...he laughs so loud I can't hear or enjoy it. I feel bad saying it to single him out but it's an honest opinion. I keep trying though, maybe he'll grow on me but the laugh is too much for my brain to handle. Let alone my ears. Lol 😂
Hope you're good my dude, the mommies are here to support you!
@@Ruckus333 uh you are missing out, Congratulations with Chris D'elia is the best podcast on YT.
@@mediaondisplay3089 I watch him too. Will Sasso Jo Koy. Lots of others in the group that support each other. I couldn't list them all. Thanks for the heads up though. Would have been a beautiful revelation if I wasn't watching his already. Thanks! ❤️
Me too, hope you’re doing better.
Acupuncture song has been stuck in my head since this ep came out. Literally just looping in my head over and over and over.
If you need someone to talk to I’m here. Don’t end it all man
The assessment of these people doing their cool guy stuff buy both sides is f****** gold I love you guys thank you for making work so much easier
I can't believe you guys got Rush to cover the Acupuncture song
Ayy lmao
Sounds like Green Day lol
“Open the sunroof man!” Lmao
"Open the sunroof man!" 🤣🤣🤣
Tom really missed the opportunity to say "Suwu City" when he was doing his dates
Mikayla Arin eh blood, it’d be SOOWOO! Nom Sayin!
Soowoo was in his heart 💙 😂
I hope we get a Brendon Urie version of acupuncture no more
I just saw Bert downtown in a SS Officers uniform
I know, hes just so fat and racist. Its hard to miss him lol :D
Legitimately made me laugh out loud. Cheers.
I heard he recently got a swastika tattoo on his fat belly. And a tramp stamp that says I hate blacks.
Was the red strap on his arm without the shirt or with the khakis?
I thought I was crazy. You saw him too?
22:30 “THEY’RE CLASSY!!!” 🤣👌
I don’t know if it was Tom or he guys in the booth but thank you for the Drool play 💀😂🤣😂🤣😂💀
"I'll wear a cape in the summertime, but I'm not gonna eat blood" --reigning goth queen Christina P
Says she is a "former" goth. She is STILL a goth! Tom's got himself a big tiddy goth girlfriend. I think I'm in love with them both.
Belated, and perhaps obvious question. But: "Blueban" is a play on "Redban" and how Redban was Joe Rogan's original podcast tech guy, right? Or am I out of the loop on something? That's always been my assumption, but I've never heard it addressed or confirmed. I thought maybe there was a chance its a coincidence or unrelated. But idk?
It is a play on "Redban" but because Redban was the producer for the first 40 or so episodes of Your Mom's House. Then Tom and Christine did the show on there own and then got Nadav as a producer and called him Bluban for the joke.
Dr Drew is one of the rare guests I'm actually looking forward to seeing! He's so much better than the dull burnouts they have most of the time!
Hovakim when I was younger I use to hate him but that was because he was so dull but he’s actually funny now lmao especially when he’s still being serious about drugs
Love seeing Dr. Drew in such rare form. He was legit super excited.
Happy Birthday Dr. Drew Sept 4, 1958! Get him Mommies!
Well I got out of the hospital today. Enjoying my first meal on the outside and see this drop. Then the first video is some dude puking an iceeee. 😂 this is why I came here.
Hope you're better dude!
I thought he threw up his insides 🤣
Love you all!
Words can't express how much I love everything YMH! TY!
By far my favorite episode 😂😂😂😂😂. I love Mommy Jeans’s unfiltered-ness. 👌🏽👌🏽.
Drew! High and Tight, y’all! Dropping 10-12 Benadryl and cranking this up!
Crank it out in 4 strokes
One time I took 30 Benadryl and hallucinated my dad riding a tractor on my front lawn, and as I was watching him the tractor he was riding slowly morphed into a pickup truck.
OMG I couldn’t even focus on what they were talking about as they played the drool action back and forth over and over again 😂😂😂
That circus version had me laughing like a psycho. So unexpected haha
I can't stop listening to these freaking needles. They were so epic!!
So where do I buy the Those Freaking Needles remixes EP?
Kickasso
ua-cam.com/video/WUsblwLQnvg/v-deo.html
@@glyph241 not this one man
I've always thought the "that's not gonna look good when you're old" argument about tattoos is funny. As if your wrinkly old skin looks good if you don't have a tattoo
dave bcf it’s definitely gonna work worse either way
That's not what they mean, the tattoo is going to distort as you age. In 30-50 years the tattoo is not going to look like the original image lol
@@dcost Yeah, well aware. It will distort/fade and therefore look like shit (This is actually much less true than it used to be. New inks are much better, and people understand how to take care of them). My point is that your skin will look like shit when you're old anyways. You'll also be old, so who cares.
dave bcf yours looking bad already huh?
Why Watchme nigga you are dumb as fuck. Why is everyone missing the damn point.
The way Tom said “ Really?! Nice!! “ after drew said he could see his hog one day 😂😂😂
Going back to this one is amazing. This is an all time YMH classic
The star tats are the trailer park trash version of the flower.
I wanna see Mommy Tina's tramp stamp
Star tats reporting in
@EVOlution Production Studios oh damn. I wanted to see it
i feel like that intro is 45 mins too damn short....
If comedians took Tom’s advice, just imagine how many fewer comedians we would have. Tom included.
Those Acupuncture no more songs are givin me chills! Great works I want them all, except for the last one :P Will they be on the YMF fan music playlist? Or where?
How they gonna cut the 5th remix off RIGHT before the drop!!?!?!
blue balled for sure
love Christine's reaction! Keep'em high and tight!
"...or a javelin without the pointy end..." I spit out my coffee laughing.
We need those acupuncture songs!!
I'm honestly loving the beats 💗
Could someone make a GIF of Tom noddig at 19:27 😂😂
100% you nailed me
1:47:50
The look on Tom’s face lol
The brush eating lady is actually eating edible chocolate brushes. They’re not real.
i knew it, i was trying to tell someone this, that the Japanese make chocolate shaped into household objects, they didnt believe me
Yep. Seems like a better gig than selling feet pics. :S
Adam Lolno The way chocolate bars are hard? Ta ta.
Adam Lolno It's spaghetti. I have eaten raw noodles before. That's how it breaks when you eat it. (Yes, I might be a tiktok.)
Love No it’s chocolate and you are a tiktok.. ta ta
Acupuncture no more is a legit hit
Not sure which one you're talking about but here's mine: ua-cam.com/video/tQAiUo0uFPY/v-deo.html&lc=z22iw3yoakz1ffc1kacdp430ajgpwv3drggd1os3cflw03c010c
Fuck no it isn't.
I can already tell from the thumbnail what this one is about. Christina is going to be absolutely baffled why Dr Drew doesn't approve of laughing at R-words.
Fuck Drew's stance on laughing at Tik Tok'd pieces of shit
@@williamgorman5086 yikes, someone's a professional piece of shit... what's the salary like?... for being a piece of shit... professionally? Is it good? Does it pay well, or is it one of those "I love my job" situations? You know what they say, find something you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
eansba 88 lmao good one
"Those Freaking Needles" by Sean Sison, Legit changed my life.
I listen to that song while cleaning out my garage . It's a banger for sure
The commercial @ 1:14:45 stopped at Dr. Drew saying "Can I see that crack again" my GOD hahahahah
I really want to see Joey Diaz on Dr Drew
Christina “I’ll wear a cape in the summer but I’m not eating blood” P.
I just have to say, i watched both Dr. Drew appearances driving home from Tampa. They were so funny. I live Dr. Drew analyzing the vids with you both. So I'm so pleasantly surprised that it's happening again! I love you mommies
Always great having Dr. Drew on!!!
Getting better everytime...Love Dr Drew as a guest....so much joy 😂👖👖👖👖👖
The evolution of blue ban since the new studio really has made the podcast for me.
Robert O’Toole it’s been some of the best character development I’ve ever seen
I would love to see Blueban as a guest on all the mommy podcasts
44:18 The Dallas Cowboys 😂😂😂
21:19 "What is that the devil?" hahaha