saints row 2022 was an inside job
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2023
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Glad I'm finally done with the Saints Row series (in review form).
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If you watch the behind the scenes for the making of the game. You will see it was made by Geeks that got beaten up by Nerds.
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I gotta see this 😂
Where?
They were shown during the E3 hype for saints row. @@GrandinoHasSpoken
At E3 after the first trailer they showed. @@GrandinoHasSpoken
My hate for Eli runs just as deep. I’m glad I’m not the only one who wants to shove him in a locker.
Eli was like they tried and failed to create a character that was like Jimmy from the new Superman but failed
When he said that, I said out loud "Haha EXACTLY"
You mean Steve Urkel. Jimmy is a failed attempt of Steve Urkel. Eli as well. @@trashypunkman7559
Eli has to be one of the most condescending, offensive and insulting character concepts in a video game to date! The literal emasculation and feminisation of a traditionally stylish, strong, masculine, manly demographic. We wanted a real jacked, cool, intelligent gangster, but the indoctrinated far left shit writers gave us a pathetic soy boy.
Well the whole new “crew” looks like bunch of (put offensive adjective here) that would be bullied by The Saints from previous games.
I did not have problem with Eli specifically. But he did not fit there as a mastermind and the smart one he should be fine on its own, start a business (legit or not) and build the crew from ground up.
On the other hand we got 4 random people here who in my opinion does not make a crew. Shallow empty shells.
the game could have been about 4 middle-aged dads deciding to start a weekend gang operation as a way to escape their wives and it would have still been a better story than what we got
I would play that
Disney already tried that. It sucked
@@MASTEROFEVILThats because Disney sux
That actually sounds really amusing though
Sounds like King of the Hill crossed with the Hangover.
Imagine signing up for cinema studies class and getting nothing but musicals
To be fair about "larping" in South Park: the game is about children around the age of 10 playing around, pretending to be knights and wizards. Also its Hella good.
Its not larping when your a child or playing a game from the pov of a child then its just playing pretend
@TheRealRusDaddy larping is playing pretend but with a consistent rule set
They make it fun. There's the real childhood fun cranked to 12 because its South Park and all of the kids are taking absolutely 100% serious, even when it gets stupid. Can some of them actually do this stuff? Well. Mintberry Crunch actually can, and Kenny is resurrectingly immortal so long as his mother is alive so but otherwise....
@@thomaswhite5122Can it be considered consistent due to Cartman changing the game to a different genre after getting bored
@@sol9059dont be hella rude.....
You know, in a way, it's almost impressive - Volition had a path laid out for them. Everything was in their favor - they had a whole ass decade of people telling them precisely what they want, loud, clear, and to the point. No beating aroudn the bush or anything, no, the community was as direct as it could get. Not only that, the timing and the circumstances couldn't be better - people are starved for the open-world sanbox crime-sim. There's no telling when GTA 6 will release, and the Defective Edition of GTA 3, Vice City and San Andreas was just laughable. Sentiment for Rockstar is starting to turn, and it's visible. And so, if they were to step in and offer the old-school style GTA-esque game, people would flock to it, that's how much they're starved. It couldn't be more perfect for them. And yet, with all that, Volition chose to throw it all away. They made the game that, seemingly, only they wanted to play, all the while antagonizing everything and everyone around them.
Agreed with everything you said except for Rockstar. They outsourced The Definitive Edition, which shouldn’t even exist anyway…
@@well1012 Except Rockstar was more than happy to release it on their launcher, stamp their name on it, and if we go by comments left in the code (because Wardrum didn't encrypt it proper), we know Rockstar oversight was present during development, meaning that they're just as much to blame. Besides, with constant milking of GTAO, Abandonment of RDO, and now a simple 1:1 port of Red Dead Redemption 1 to XBOX, PS4 (but no PS5 for some reason), and Switch, but no PC still - people are fed up with Rockstars antics.
GTA 6 is gonna suck
@@MASTEROFEVIL prove it
Its kinda amazing to me that they could have just done a lazy Saints Row 1 or 2 remake (better graphics, a few more features maybe) and been way, WAY better off. And straight up had a better, more feature-rich game to deliver lol
In the end credits, they actually list Reddit moderators and thank them for… being Reddit mods…
Also southpark’s SOT is actually fun, it’s a bunch of 8 year olds pretending to be wizards and there’s actual abilities and shit, this larping is just giving you a weapon that still does damage and telling you “oh you aren’t killing them”, like the first level in hitman where they say they’re actors, despite throwing them off a building or blowing them the fuck up.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have a lot of passion for anything South Park related
Nu-Saints Row feels like it was made to appeal to pre-schoolers. Like the focus group was these kinds of parents who pecked away at anything even slightly dark or edgy resulting in nothing but the most sanitized product possible.
Especially the sanitizing of rim jobs and freckle bitches
It is embarrassing one of their members only reason to be in the gang, is to just buy a waffle maker, get some kids toys, and do karaoke. The shirtless guy they keep reminding you is shirtless. Or the fact the characters are playing a boardgame that looks like it was made for babies with the wooden farm animals. That the fuck is that. Or how they wanted to change their Fluer De Lis logo into a waffle shaped like a cat. Are they sure these are even college students?
@GODISWATCHINGYOU You mean Gen-Z's? Millennials are the ones that like the OG Saints Row games....
The craziest part about all this is that they had a chance to save themselves. They should've respected OG fans and realized we're the only portion of the fan base that would go all out for a real Saints Row game.
Their was massive hype when they teased us and made it seem like they were "going back to their roots." They should've just delayed the game and did a complete overhaul then.
They even had a second chance at this when they dropped the trailer and it got panned by fans.
I guarantee a great Saints Row game like 1 and 2, would generate a bunch of cash in this era. I still pay the first 2 and is been almost 2 decades.
The best thing that could happen is a good remaster of 1 and 2, then restarting undercover (the cancelled psp game, there's a playable prototype out there) with those as a base, though i might just have psp on the brain, juat hacked my vita
Umm I like what GOOH and 3 has even years after GOOH was just on my mind but I hate this reboot, I'd take the previous games but 4 because 4 has nothing to do with Gangsters and GOOH is a DLC focused on Hell and not really Gangsters but it has the stuff that is wanted like guns and gun guns, not laser stuff.
Just don't think any studio well green light a project like OG Saints. They're just too scared of controversy. No more dildo bats and pendulous breasts.
I love the early Saint Row games. Recently had an itch and been playing the 2nd. Not interested at all in the new game.
Best part of the whole game was the car customization, who ever was in charge on that part should have made the whole damn game lol R.I.P Saints Row. btw hilarious video bro you just earned a new subscriber!
Same I like the car customization but I hated how you couldn't change bumpers independently, you could only change the set that came together but other than that the game was a$$
great video!
You know, this plot would've improved tenfold if they killed most of the characters off. Have it so the story ends with a very angry boss having lost the other friends as things progress, the gangs could've killed two of them, then leave a survivor who turns on the boss out of paranoia (possibly fueled by the Marshall asshat) which you're then forced to kill. That way you filter these Saints from whatever this was into a proper, scarred gang.
It's amazing how much of an afterthought the Saints are in this Saints Row game.
That would've been more realistic too. In real life you don't just take shit without people dying
yup, agreed... considering the OG saints are quite ruthless in their ops.
when dead space died and visceral got shattered, i was mad at EA
when volition died out, i was like "what took you so damn long, embracer? You could have stopped this train wreck so many times..."
At a certain point it really makes you wonder if they intentionally made a game so bad to make people view previous games in a better light 😭
Manga: Saints Row 1 & 2
Anime: Saints Row The Third & IV
Netflix Adaptation: Saints Row (2022)
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I would let the federal government pack me up if it meant everybody would get another SR2 style game, I be looking into the stars and I wonder, “somewhere in the void, there must be hope”.
Well there's tru or die chiraq but that game is taking forever
This is one of those games that are just sad all round. I miss Carlos. 😢
As of a week ago the studio is dead and the chances of us ever seeing the old saints is almost zero
When the amazing Spider-Man 2 has better writing than your game, that’s when you need to take a step back and think hard about if you should sell it for money
As a hardcore SR2 fan, one of my top 5 favorite games of all time. Thoroughly enjoyed SR1 and SR3 (even though I agree it was a dramatic departure from the first two). The reboot is such a disappointment / disgrace. And the worst part is, it probably cancelled SR for the foreseeable future.
You got it on Xbox?
Oh… it’s cancelled alright.
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as someone who was probably the exact target audience for this (a queer twenty something whos a dork) the way it managed to completely repulse the audience its meant for is honestly really impressive. not many games manage to do the exact opposite of what its supposed to
Hey our characters are super queer and quirky and unique and say marvel-tier lines every 20 seconds. Why arent you sold yet? How?? QUICK add a rainbow flag in the crib!!
@@hardboiled2987JUST a rainbow flag??? There are a lot more flags, bigot!!
Forspoken remember that
The idea of a bunch of modern college dropouts wanting to become gangsters is not terrible. Like imagine if the game was centred around their lack of experience, their overconfidence, massive reality checks where they almost die because they start tangling with real actual gangsters, you could have the DJ guys and the panteros acting as the initial no name enemies then introduce a real genuine gang that’s actually a threat too big. Then you can have the wannabe saints actually grow and change and develop. Get more grizzled by the end game, like a Jesse Pinkman style character shift. Then after credits you could have someone kick open the church doors and ask whose been using their trademark, revealing like Pierce, Shaundi, etc where you set up a potential sequel with both the new saints and old saints.
That car girl treats the car in this scene as if it’s a death scene.
Eli could get bodied by Steve Urkel and replacing all of Kevin's dialogue with (Kevin says something stupid.) would improve the story by at least 20%.
I've watched plenty of videos mocking the game already, but yours stood on its own, good job. Also f.uck that cat, what were they thinking. (I have to censor it, otherwise UA-cam won't even show my comment.)
That cat is nightmare fuel they could’ve got a free 3d model and just rigged it. I’ve seen that reused n’ abused anime cat 3d model for mobile games and it look better😂
It shows how wussified the game became, going from gangsters with a tiger to some ugly, low pixel house cat for a bunch of nerds.
I'm gonna openly admit. I watched the scene where that "King nerd" guy "dies" and I had a little chuckle. That said I only did so because I got the reference, and the reference itself is what made it humorous.
Really that's...the only thing about this game that gave me any emotion other than scorn, anger, and disappointment. A bad rendition of an actually funny moment from somewhere else.
My friends and I love to jokingly state we're "representing" whenever we wear purple in any other games because we loved this franchise. SR2 was my favorite for story, but SR3 was what got my closest friend and I cooping every game we could find. SR4...I'll just say it was fun for coop and leave it at that.
When I heard Saints Row was coming back, I was so excited...then I saw the cast...then I saw the EGS exclusivity...then I saw the reviews...then I saw the Twitter posts from the devs attacking OG Saints row fans like me....Yeah. That wall was covered with writing. Big bold brown letters drawn with a turd.
Supposedly we may be getting another Saints Row in fact. Not from Volition (thank God). Volition is going to Gearbox, while the Saints Row IP is sticking with Deep Silver. So...there's...hope...But at this point I'm keeping all hype levels as low as possible. Volition straight up destroyed this franchise and I don't know if Deep Silver will want to revive it any time soon - or ever.
12:38 whats good about this scene is you actually get to know a personal thing about one of your roommates thus giving her a bit of depth the bad thing about this scene is this is the only one like it in the game and if you wanted to know anything about who they are any further its not in the game its on the website but im supposed to care about these people it feels like alot was cut out. also this is the first game where i hated the writing so much i felt compelled to look up what the writers did previously to make sense of why it was so bad.
Fun fact I never did the LARP missions
So Gwen just dissapeared from the story when I played and I had no idea what happened until after I regrettably beat the game
Super funny review, really well edited as well. Have watched many reviews on this game knowing it's bad hoping for someone to review it in an honest but also hilarious way. You did both very well. I was super surprised to look down and see only 1.47K subs! You have the demeanor of someone that's been doing this a long time. Love the jokes and format hope the YT algo works in your favor and I hope to see many more funny vids form you.
Im glad in every review everyone also feels that primal urge to hate Eli
They really mapped the crouch button in their modern 3d 3rd person shooter to the same button as Super Mario for the NES. Brutal.
I think they knew they had crap on their hands, so they tried to make it so bad it's good, but when you intentionally try to make something like that it immediately disqualifies it. They tried to make the video game version of the room, basically. It did not in any work.
they refuse to make saints row 1 and 2 style games they just dont care what its use to be fans like
For me, it goes 4,1, 2, and 3. SR2 is the best game, but the tone and story keeps reminding me of GTA. 3 is my favorite because it completely separated themselves from that GTA crime drama feel to nonsensical fun and satirical world that makes me wanna keep coming back. Too bad SR4 took an absolute shit all over that.
0:01 opening discussion
2:40 story
12:00 filler missions
18:22 back to the main story
24:46 critique
27:48 conclusion
28:27 dlc
29:35 closing thoughts
"Like a Netflix adaptation" sums it up perfectly.
An amazing video. Hopefully when the game I’m working on comes out, I’ll be able to get UA-camrs like you who actually speak their minds to talk about it.
These devs were so disconnected from reality and their fanbase to the point where its borderline demented behavior. Just gonna replay sr2/sr3 for the 10th time
I have no idea how your video ended up in my feed but I'm happy it did.
This was a legit funny watch and you have a gift for editing.
9:16 They got money for expensive knives but not for Rent, food or that damn waffle maker that they could've stolen.
Larping has no place in a real saints row game
There are only two REAL Saints Row games: Saints Row 2006 and Saints Row 2.
When I heard the game flopped and Volition shut down, I did not feel bad at all; because of the fact that they dissed the OG Saints Row fans and acted all smug during their "haters gonna hate" tweet, it was so satisfying seeing them go up in flames.
man 2022 was a shit take on alot of games wasn't it. they let buzzfeed make a video game about gangsters and we ended up with hipsters of mayhem
The game so bad it killed the studio.
I’m glad this was in my suggested. Your humor and delivery reminds me of early 2010’s youtube. Great stuff.
Great video Tyrone. I watch all your other ones, they're good too. Keep it up and the algo will pick you up. You appeared in my recommended.
love your reviews bro. it always makes me laugh when u re write the game way better in the course of the weeks u made this video
Brother, you're editing is on point! I love more videos from you!
These videos are so good you definitely one of my new favorite UA-camrs
You’re one of the few content creators who made me audibly laugh multiple times, you’re hilarious bro
Damn dude you deserve way more views/subscribers, your videos are really high quality 🔥
big credit for saying what you actually think about the characters. so fucking relatable
One of 4 people, what an honor? First video ive watched, good shit.
holy shit you're incredibly underrated, this was funny af, hope it blows up man
Great vid, man. UA-cam recommended it to me a couple of weeks ago but I lost the link. I just remember the title randomly now. I'm subscribing.
Funniest gaming content I’ve seen in a while, and that’s special since middle-length gaming content is probably the hardest to have an original voice in and even more so to be funny. Glad to see lesser known creators get attention and looking forward to your inevitable blow-up
Good news: This studio will NEVER be allowed to make another game. Embracer will liquidate them.
Dude I thought you were some big time creator. You deserve so many more subscribers
The most funny thing is the knife the boss gives to nahualli called judas knife lol its a bit on the nose but you know hes gonna stab you in the back lol
Just found your channel! This channel definitely deserves more subscribers! I'd love to see you review more "GTA clones"!
It’s absolutely wild that this game came out in 2022 and looks worse than GTA V. A GAME FROM ALMOST TEN YEARS PRIOR
this was a hard review to watch and not cause volition getting shut down this week and not anything to do with the reviewer BUT GOD DAMN SHOWING CUTSCENES this game sucks so hard I cant even get a omg thats bad giggle from it I just feel sad
Dude I was dying at the 18 minute mark 💀
Very underrated channel
Some of them run outside of the mission area as well and one of the bugs that can happen during any of the big fights is your character can get
Blasted through the map and all your weapons to messed up as a result
Ayo this was funny af, you earned my sub :D
Jayson is my BBC gaming soul mate. Love you bro❤
Nigga what
First video I've seen of yours. Subscribing for sure. Keep it up man.
This review is better than the game itself. Sad times we live in.
Damn I usually don’t like watching new UA-camrs and tend to stick to my oldies for gaming analysis and you blew me out the water laughing couple minutes in dope ass vid bro you got a new subscriber
Great video well edited,funny. And overall fantastic. +1 subscriber
Shout out from NZ 🇳🇿
Brother has a great sense of humor. The video is funny AF.
The ECW transitions are a great touch
Lmao this is the first video I've seen from you. Extremely funny and entertaining, just subscribed. :D
First time watching your channel and holy shit that ECW transition took me back!
12:21 developers should of left this part out 😂 good video by the way
You have good videos man, keep it up.
This channel is a hidden gem!
hey, im not a bully or anything, never been one... but if i saw a person like who dresses, talks and acts like eli in real life i would make an exception, he just raises some primordial instinct out of me.
Goddamn that was great, especially the money fight scene. 😆
Some really good editing and a very well spoken video. Hope you get a proper boost in subs and views amigo.
turns out the final product was, in fact, an inside job
but by the time you see this comment you'll already know
Easily becoming one of my favorite creators
The shirtless guy is gay? I thought he was the husbano of the writer
I really hate how dumb they made the boss in this reboot, and the fact the plot is pretty much based on their failure from trying to be a class clown in the opening mission, when Gwen was telling the boss to stop being dumb. Yet even though their stupid actions are why they didnt get their raise.. as dumb as that plot sounds for a gangster already, the Boss being an idiot is why they had to become a gangster. Its just awful writing. I don't know who the hell directed this nonsense. They forgot their boss is military trained right after the first mission or something.
That FBI quote at the end had me rolling, instant sub from that
Lol the Young Buck reference had me rolling 😂😂
You just earned a like and sub. Excellent content bro :)
The Flowchart:
Step 1: Target franchise with a passionate fanbase
Step 2: Hire people based on diversity, not merit
Step 3: Allow incompetent hires full control
Step 4: Distort the vision of original creators
Step 5: Butcher franchise to appease Twitter
Step 6: Attack and mock the actual fanbase
Step 7: Call paying customers racists and sexists
Step 8: Deliver trash, kill franchise, then go broke
just finished your saints row vids
you're hella funny
i spat out my water when i heard the kkk clip lol. very unexpected. Loved your humor throughout the whole review.
I do FULLY believe SR2022 was an inside job, like I resonate with the title of this video so much.
Nicely done😂. Subbed
the nerd king dying is a reference to a really old soap opera scene where someone dies dramatically. I think. at least I immediately was reminded of that scene
I still remember when the original came out. Then something i never thought would happen, the second one came out.
Then i wish nothing else ever happend to it
Dude I couldn’t figure out how to crouch the whole time 😭
12:29 nah dog you didn't have to do Russell like that 😭. It should have been Ben Simmons
The LARPing could have been really fun if the boss was stoned and tripping the whole time.
thanks i loved this
Amazing video man you need more subs asap, I made it maybe 5 minutes in and busted out laughing 3 times. “No I’m not gonna touch that, not the penis” ☠️☠️ this was awesome man. Keep doing what ur doing bro
I wouldn't even play Saint's Row ESG 2022 if it showed up as free to play on Game Pass Ultimate. Bye bye Volition. Get broke, go woke, croak. Excellent video, you saved me sixty dollars.
Screw ESG... it ruined everything good about art.
Amen
@@Eknowledge7Yep....its a cancer
Saints Row 2022 is dumb, and you captured its flaws and banality perfectly. I've only liked it when I was screwing around and not doing the missions. I will say, I hate Neenah the least (for what it's worth), and have had many daydreams of forcing Kevin into a shirt and stapling it to him.