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  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +4233

    "Why is he lagging?"
    Well, this IS a video about software gore.

    • @BluTheHHH
      @BluTheHHH 5 років тому +32

      *_whyd you eggzist_*

    • @lachelnderhund
      @lachelnderhund 5 років тому +12

      omg someone said it YESS

    • @anasstitou3169
      @anasstitou3169 5 років тому +16

      coincidence
      I THINK NOT

    • @mechacode8527
      @mechacode8527 5 років тому +7

      You're becoming the next Justin Y

    • @KoAery
      @KoAery 5 років тому +1

      deserves a heart

  • @jillcipher
    @jillcipher 5 років тому +1956

    Ani isn’t crazy, there is a video of turkeys circling a tree, not vultures.

  • @mlgsans6085
    @mlgsans6085 5 років тому +5190

    holy hell, kingani's voice was so smooth when she did the advertisement parts

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 5 років тому +559

    2:04
    Damn, with that professionalism you wouldn't think Ani has trouble reading things.

  • @baartek_
    @baartek_ 5 років тому +606

    "The First 200 people that use code kingan-"
    *_opens Google play nervously_*

    • @thegreen3918
      @thegreen3918 5 років тому +10

      Groszok STOP, THATS A VIOLATION OF THE LAW, YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT, PAW THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE

    • @lynxplayz8474
      @lynxplayz8474 5 років тому +2

      You have comitted crimes against Skyrim and her people

    • @balls582
      @balls582 5 років тому +1

      Owo

  • @metetural9140
    @metetural9140 5 років тому +747

    My internet? I think you mean 'our' internet.
    *Russian national anthem starts playing*

    • @Flore7274
      @Flore7274 5 років тому +15

      Isn’t there a subreddit called
      r/unexpectedCommunism

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 5 років тому +10

      @@Flore7274 If there isnt then we should have another Cold War. A... Crusade I guess you could say.
      r/UnexpectedCrusade

    • @fischlvonluftschlossnarfid5048
      @fischlvonluftschlossnarfid5048 5 років тому

      yes

    • @uner_
      @uner_ 4 роки тому +1

      Soviet Union National AnthemI*

    • @hadockk
      @hadockk 4 роки тому

      Bud B-H yes ahahaj

  • @healingpoison8241
    @healingpoison8241 5 років тому +913

    she attacc
    she protecc
    but most importantly
    she bacc
    why tf did you like this I'm seriously concerned

  • @harley5323
    @harley5323 5 років тому +170

    "See those kids over there? They're sad because they forgot their Roblox password" 🤣🤣

  • @dancrawley9388
    @dancrawley9388 5 років тому +590

    Ani's reading is improving
    I'm impressed

  • @TheHollowProphet
    @TheHollowProphet 5 років тому +72

    * when you realize that they're all in the same home*
    Uh.
    *NEAT*

  • @nep906
    @nep906 5 років тому +155

    Nobody :
    Not a soul :
    Not even the 130 calorie airheads :
    Hoover's mic : *cuts out*

    • @leemilica
      @leemilica 5 років тому +5

      130 calorie brooms*

  • @pacg1801
    @pacg1801 5 років тому +164

    Brandon quick fact: There are a species of vulture called a turkey vulture because of its resemblance to turkeys

    • @BobtheBlob6969
      @BobtheBlob6969 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah but actual turkeys do the circling of things as well

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp 5 років тому +462

    Kingani: r/softwaregore
    Discord: It's my time to shine >:D
    _later_
    Kingani: "Why are you lagging?"

    • @faresJM1
      @faresJM1 5 років тому +6

      r/softwaregore

  • @sleepyg5691
    @sleepyg5691 5 років тому +67

    Hoover:let's not go to Brazil!
    *Meanwhile*
    Joel: *PLIZ COME TU BRAZIL*

  • @swfreak258
    @swfreak258 5 років тому +1383

    I know what video Ani's talking about bc I thought of it too
    They're turkeys

    • @RavenDaSergalOwO
      @RavenDaSergalOwO 5 років тому +3

      and . your a cat

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 5 років тому +17

      What if they're turkey vultures?

    • @medic1204
      @medic1204 5 років тому +1

      The cat in ur profile pic looks like my cat

    • @miguelangelvazquezroque3791
      @miguelangelvazquezroque3791 5 років тому +27

      They are in fact turkeys. what´s wrong with brandon? lol

    • @chelsss12112
      @chelsss12112 5 років тому +1

      xXMegaLordDannyDevitoXx you’re*

  • @Adam-ce9oy
    @Adam-ce9oy 5 років тому +183

    As soon as WildSpartanz said "catastrophic failure" my computer bluescreened

    • @isd7503
      @isd7503 5 років тому

      seems legit

    • @YaboiZach02
      @YaboiZach02 5 років тому +13

      R/thathappend

    • @markyourboy1161
      @markyourboy1161 5 років тому +17

      Verix67 r/foundthemobileuser

    • @novadotflac
      @novadotflac 4 роки тому +7

      I actually believe this
      I was drawing one day and I turn around to self adjust my neck and I turn back a second later and I see this blue screen with a sad face on it
      :(

    • @hadockk
      @hadockk 4 роки тому

      Adam ahahah lmfao

  • @hanalune
    @hanalune 5 років тому +776

    rip to all the kids who forgot their roblox passwords

    • @iwazaruK7
      @iwazaruK7 5 років тому +26

      whooverman my password is 32 characters long and I got pin and 2FA. I prioritize my Roblox account the most compared to any other website.

    • @StrongRuler
      @StrongRuler 5 років тому +24

      @@iwazaruK7 weird flex but ok

    • @Star-vh4cs
      @Star-vh4cs 5 років тому +6

      I have forgotten my roblox password

    • @adrianfadillah9607
      @adrianfadillah9607 5 років тому +2

      yap its me

    • @michaelhart420
      @michaelhart420 5 років тому

      F

  • @torcheded495
    @torcheded495 5 років тому +528

    That sponsor voice you had made me wanna hear ASMR from you
    I don’t even like ASMR

    • @toffee4870
      @toffee4870 5 років тому +17

      Ik her voice is so soothing, this sounds really weird doesnt it....

    • @sheepsuwu8571
      @sheepsuwu8571 5 років тому +2

      @@toffee4870 I love your pfp honestly~

    • @devin3537
      @devin3537 5 років тому

      @YeetAbabyOutaWindow IntoOncomingTraffic
      i-
      😂💀

    • @contentdeleted1621
      @contentdeleted1621 5 років тому +2

      Torcheded GIANT ISSUE: It's in a sponsor. And I HATE sponsors. They're too long. They just pad the video out too much. And sometimes get the video to 10 minutes, which IS the case here (excluding intro and outro). Why not make 10 minutes of content instead of 9 minutes of content and 1-2 minutes of sponsors? Because money, that's why. Why does UA-cam allow this?

    • @lelaine_arts
      @lelaine_arts 5 років тому

      Torcheded Same

  • @bruh-ur5vw
    @bruh-ur5vw 5 років тому +203

    i'm glad you got a sponsor for the first time

    • @RomaraAhallow
      @RomaraAhallow 5 років тому

      just wish it wasn't 2 minutes in

  • @runner0233
    @runner0233 5 років тому +30

    when you said all the cool kids are using
    it reminds me when i was playing borderlands 2 and when i respawned the respawn machine said
    "Dying is awesome, all the cool kids are doing it"

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp 5 років тому +180

    9:16
    *They see me rollin'*
    *They hatin'*
    *Patrollin' and tryna catch me* _leavin' the playable area_

  • @toavs3977
    @toavs3977 5 років тому +58

    OH GOD AND THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS PRONOUNCED KIN GA NI!!!!! IM STUPID I CAN'T HELP IT!

    • @hadockk
      @hadockk 4 роки тому

      Toavs wait what. How’s it pronounced?

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 4 роки тому

      NightSlasher35 TM King anna

  • @DawNoah
    @DawNoah 5 років тому +152

    If Spider-Man is the reincarnation of Jesus...
    THEN THAT MAKES STAN LEE GOD

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 5 років тому +37

    The only true softwaregore in recent times is that _awful CGI Sonic_

  • @mlgsans6085
    @mlgsans6085 5 років тому +782

    when ur 52 seconds late and kingani had made a comment 44 minutes ago already
    what the hekc

    • @emiliasky6117
      @emiliasky6117 5 років тому +2

      huh

    • @moistvibes5697
      @moistvibes5697 5 років тому +9

      She probably privated the video

    • @mtsimlover2
      @mtsimlover2 5 років тому +16

      she probably had it unlisted

    • @mtsimlover2
      @mtsimlover2 5 років тому +10

      @@moistvibes5697 i dont think you can comment on a private video. i dont even think the owner of the video/channel can even comment on one.

    • @baartek_
      @baartek_ 5 років тому +1

      she invented a time machine

  • @memoirsofannie
    @memoirsofannie 5 років тому +3

    HAHAHAHA when the server location switched to south africa and brandon started screaming an ad for an app called cALM CAME ON
    i’m losing my SHIT

  • @NateManMania
    @NateManMania 5 років тому +27

    This is the only time i've actually watched the sponsor message twice because you did it so smoothly and so good.

  • @vltq9507
    @vltq9507 5 років тому +14

    3:32
    Me: *thinking* that was oddly specific
    Kingani: *says same thing*
    Me: HOLY SHIT IM GOD

  • @p4ladin167
    @p4ladin167 5 років тому +174

    "Let's not go to Brazil, guys"
    **SAD BRAZILLIAN NOISES**

    • @NatLoobi
      @NatLoobi 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 5 років тому +1

      Josef Stalin and then the moment they step off the airplane they get kidnapped and raped

    • @Matt-pd5dh
      @Matt-pd5dh 5 років тому +3

      @@gaylordrobinson1199 *what*,that's like,extremely xenophobic

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 5 років тому

      Stick Dude 2.0 you clearly don’t know what xenophobic means

    • @Matt-pd5dh
      @Matt-pd5dh 5 років тому

      wait shit did i just got whooshed

  • @WUBMEWHITE
    @WUBMEWHITE 5 років тому +6

    I like how they rip on her for saying turkeys when she really did mean turkeys and they reviewed that video

  • @dzykas
    @dzykas 5 років тому +84

    UA-cam: Fellin cute, might give some people the notification, or maybe i won't idk

  • @lennareen
    @lennareen 5 років тому +17

    *keeps hearing B and D*
    Me:who be Andy?

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 5 років тому +90

    Hey by the way it WAS turkeys circling the tree.

  • @rlr5048
    @rlr5048 5 років тому +19

    I don't know why, but I always mistake hoover for quackity

  • @greenie4prez
    @greenie4prez 5 років тому +51

    Hoover: *says something wrong*
    Brandon and Ani: REEEEEÈÉÊËĒĖĘ

    • @cnut7383
      @cnut7383 5 років тому +5

      Ani: says anything
      Everyone: *RREEEEÉEEÈE*

  • @asiantalan
    @asiantalan 5 років тому +22

    No one:
    Kingani on r/softwaregore: *Why is he lagging?*

  • @starlight.6922
    @starlight.6922 5 років тому +32

    i literally didnt skip the ad bc aNIS VOICE OMG SO CUTE

    • @darthrevin8230
      @darthrevin8230 5 років тому +1

      One good ad I won't skip, other than Don't Mess With Mother

  • @burntbeanies7886
    @burntbeanies7886 5 років тому +2

    Oh goodness, that sponsor voice, beautiful. I love it. I love the dialog, I love the presentation. Wonderful.

  • @mitschcrafter6766
    @mitschcrafter6766 5 років тому +191

    Me: wait I got notified... UA-cam must be drunk or feel bad because I failed my final Math exam.

    • @lachelnderhund
      @lachelnderhund 5 років тому +1

      feels badman

    • @Caleb-kf2nz
      @Caleb-kf2nz 5 років тому

      Freshman.....

    • @ryanaverill1959
      @ryanaverill1959 5 років тому +1

      hey! i failed mine too - dw, i'm sure things will work out

    • @turt6400
      @turt6400 5 років тому

      Caleb e

    • @mitschcrafter6766
      @mitschcrafter6766 5 років тому

      @@lachelnderhundhehe, I'am just taking it as a funny and idiotic thing. But at least I have reason to dance to crab rave for the next 4 days.

  • @toffee4870
    @toffee4870 5 років тому +9

    "They're sad bc they forgot their roblox password"

  • @kingani
    @kingani  5 років тому +223

    try dashlane premium free for 30 days here: www.dashlane.com/kingani
    code "KINGANI" to get 10% off dashlane premium

  • @dragonotakukip
    @dragonotakukip 5 років тому +1

    Bruh you fucking owned that sponsership like that was the best commercial dude

  • @Neeraj-ew5os
    @Neeraj-ew5os 5 років тому +34

    PLEASE I BEG YOU! Make an ASMR vid consisting of only Sponsor Time!!! Best sponsor time ever!!!

  • @thinkinboutcats
    @thinkinboutcats 4 роки тому +1

    "see all those kids there, there sad because they forgot there roblox password"
    me: laughs in using same password for EVERYTHING for 6 years

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +28

    The reason why this keeps happening isn’t because of the software itself. It happens because you haven’t properly cleaned your metal computer.

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 5 років тому +1

      Please teach us, ancient one.

    • @bucktickenjoyer
      @bucktickenjoyer 5 років тому

      How to properly clean your metal computer *it all comes full circle*

    • @mememan4115
      @mememan4115 5 років тому +1

      Rip off Justin y

  • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
    @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 5 років тому +7

    The last time I typed a password...
    I was logging into dashlane

  • @kkburnett9937
    @kkburnett9937 5 років тому +10

    ani's reading skills have improved significantly im so proud

  • @autocon2002
    @autocon2002 5 років тому

    As an IT professional, hearing the phrase "I can't remember the last time I typed in a password" just shortened my life by a few years.

  • @totakeke6203
    @totakeke6203 5 років тому +25

    i like the fact that you use roblox as an example

  • @Curera291
    @Curera291 5 років тому +1

    AAAaaaaaaa how did I get from FNAF speedpaints to hoover screaming QWQ

  • @isushimoon799
    @isushimoon799 5 років тому +12

    man thank you! I keep forgetting my Roblox passwords and I've already gone through 20 accounts!

  • @blakeroni155
    @blakeroni155 5 років тому +2

    Brandon: Turkeys dont circle trees!
    Video of turkeys circling the base of a tree: Am i a joke to you?

  • @frogey6377
    @frogey6377 5 років тому +3

    Ani saying "boop doop a doop" is the cutest thing ever :)

  • @michaelrathyen
    @michaelrathyen 5 років тому +1

    Ani: This is so weird..-
    Hooverr: *WERE ALL IN THE SAME HOUSE*

  • @prometheus8010
    @prometheus8010 5 років тому +3

    2:36 companies should just pay you for your voice it's amazing for this stuff

  • @mainmanmooky8820
    @mainmanmooky8820 4 роки тому +2

    7:15 basically my Minecraft Java when it crashes and brings me to the launcher. "Oops, the game crashed! Something happened."

  • @MrCrow-hj2mc
    @MrCrow-hj2mc 5 років тому +6

    Mom: oh That's you are brother and sister aren't you.
    Music:SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @kdprodd
    @kdprodd 5 років тому +2

    The ad was ASMR inducing

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 років тому +4

    Software gore is like Software that forgets it's software

  • @SophieHesper
    @SophieHesper 4 роки тому +1

    Brandon: turkeys dont really circle trees
    Me: I have a video on facebook with two turkeys circling around a car and yes they are indeed turkeys

  • @ZI-mm2un
    @ZI-mm2un 5 років тому +6

    What if you cant remember the password to log into dashlane???

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 3 роки тому

    The fact that Brandon was completely wrong about the video of the Turkeys circling a tree, and got away with telling Ani she was wrong was just not fair

  • @SparkyCas
    @SparkyCas 5 років тому +3

    That part at 7:07 i am laughing of how loud they scream-talk 🤣

  • @milohdd
    @milohdd 5 років тому +1

    The fact that you're in the same house leaves me with many questions about how and why you're discord calling each other

  • @pangoldie
    @pangoldie 5 років тому +9

    Someone make scribblenauts catastrophic failure please

  • @loadingcomment6746
    @loadingcomment6746 5 років тому

    The tides are changing
    Ani is able to read fast and fluently, I'm in awe.

  • @stvfim
    @stvfim 5 років тому +5

    **watches 30 seconds of the video**
    **subscribes**

  • @reapertheraptor6673
    @reapertheraptor6673 5 років тому +1

    IVE UNINSTALLED DASHLANE 4 TIMES AND IT STILL POPS UP EVERY 5 FUCKING MINUTES

  • @soundtheartist9212
    @soundtheartist9212 5 років тому +8

    9:23
    *They see me rollin', they prayin'~*

  • @VRAirhead
    @VRAirhead 5 років тому +1

    Airheads for breakfast? You cant hate on that

  • @luv6071
    @luv6071 5 років тому +10

    You guys are in the same house but don't do these videos in like the same room

  • @ljreinworth
    @ljreinworth 4 роки тому

    That moment when you forget your dashlane password, and thus lose access to your entire internet presence

  • @MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN
    @MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN 5 років тому +4

    👏her👏voice👏tho👏
    Only issue was sibilence

  • @phaedonjones3221
    @phaedonjones3221 5 років тому

    Sometimes I just watch kingani videos because her voice is super nice to listen to when I'm doing stuff or trying to sleep.

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 5 років тому +6

    8:05 Of course they were turkeys. How did Brandon not know that.

  • @loser1722
    @loser1722 5 років тому

    when spider-man starts rolling on the water
    "they see me rollin'
    they hatin'"
    ..it was the best joke I could think of

  • @DaffyDuckTheWizzard
    @DaffyDuckTheWizzard 5 років тому +16

    4:05 That my friends, is a recursive function
    Also: Do yOu HAvE a PRoBlEm wITh BRaZiL?

    • @NatLoobi
      @NatLoobi 5 років тому +2

      Brasiu e mt foda

  • @sayhibobbi
    @sayhibobbi 5 років тому

    An idea for next time Hoover's in a video: when he cuts out, immediately cut to the ad and say something like "While we wait for Hoover to come back" before going into the sponsor's script.

  • @realamanpriyanshu
    @realamanpriyanshu 5 років тому +8

    damn that lag in the beginning was a software gore ; )

  • @colingznetworkplus4618
    @colingznetworkplus4618 4 роки тому +1

    I was actually shocked about Spider-Man rolling on water because I’ve never seen it before

  • @TtForge
    @TtForge 5 років тому +10

    I know the video you mean of turkeys circling trees and they are turkeys

  • @BatuhanDere
    @BatuhanDere 5 років тому

    dashlane: i store your passwords but my file size may be big
    avast: i store everything and save you from *game end*. my file size is yes

  • @fed-upcat8055
    @fed-upcat8055 5 років тому +3

    2:58 I genuinely thought it was pernounced king-gani

  • @ChimPlays
    @ChimPlays 5 років тому

    One of the few youtuber who actually make me laugh irl. Love you ani!

  • @haileyjade6621
    @haileyjade6621 5 років тому +7

    She attacc
    She protecc
    But most importantly
    Her voice smooth af and its
    W A C K

  • @volta5850
    @volta5850 5 років тому +1

    I either got kicked from the discord or thanos snapped the discord from existence

  • @avynlie
    @avynlie 5 років тому +8

    8:06
    I mean, she’s sort of right. They’re called turkey vultures/buzzards

    • @majasmaeusedorf
      @majasmaeusedorf 4 роки тому +2

      Nope... Those circling the trees are definitely turkeys.

  • @bogey
    @bogey 5 років тому

    >literally in the same house
    >record in separate rooms for the discord effect

  • @niluxi14
    @niluxi14 5 років тому +11

    Holy crap, Got this vid *50 secs* after the vid was uploaded :eyes:

  • @YUKILOID39
    @YUKILOID39 5 років тому

    Ani, your voice is so calming and soothing to listen to

  • @skylahenry8552
    @skylahenry8552 5 років тому +6

    There's a type of vulture called a Turkey Vulture:)

  • @seraphimseraphinus
    @seraphimseraphinus 5 років тому +2

    Wait what? Brando,Hoover and Ani came to Brazil and i didn't have the chance to see them?
    *_AM I A JOKE TO YOU?_*

    • @pokoyo3360
      @pokoyo3360 5 років тому

      Kkkk até aqui tem brasileiros

    • @seraphimseraphinus
      @seraphimseraphinus 5 років тому

      Os brs tão em todo lugar meu amigo.
      huehuehuehue

  • @ConFall
    @ConFall 5 років тому +4

    Facebook
    You have 0 friend recommendation
    But i don't have any friends

  • @rals444
    @rals444 3 роки тому

    5:29 has me actually crying with laughter, pls he sounds like he's in a plastic storage bin in the attic

  • @AnotherQueer
    @AnotherQueer 5 років тому

    I have two au pair interviews tomorrow and I really needed this. I haven’t slowed down in 48h. Am dead.

    • @AnotherQueer
      @AnotherQueer 5 років тому

      No one told me this before I started studying but student loans go *poof* in the summer. Am poor.

  • @cybear6518
    @cybear6518 4 роки тому

    What a calm voice u have kingani also your videos made me laugh, kingani❤❤❤❤❤

  • @hmohmoTe
    @hmohmoTe 5 років тому

    Bruh your voice for the advertisements is so amazing and smooth !

  • @hippofartamus
    @hippofartamus 5 років тому

    The only thing about secure password websites is if the servers for Dashline gets hacked, the hacker literally has all your website password to everything.

  • @togahimiko6693
    @togahimiko6693 4 роки тому

    LMAO
    Just when a urgent alert went off the "wow" anime noise played😂😂😂

  • @batswarmstudios3537
    @batswarmstudios3537 5 років тому +1

    Hoover's English is just as good as his connection.😂😂