Dating application Age: is just a number Gender: is just a word Pros: nothing Cons:nothing Other: I am legally obligated to tell you I am a sex offender
Dating application: Age: 16 Gender: Male Pros: Epic gamer Cons: Go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect $200 Why am I interested?: Human interaction sounds pretty cool
DATING APPLICATION: Name: Todd Age: 48 Pros: It just works and apparently the only one who won't make you go to jail. Cons: Will sell you Skyrim and scam your grandmother. Why am I interested? If you don't accept I'm gonna say the N-Word.
Dating application: Name: Paper towels Age: several hundred years old Pros: a needed material during this crisis Cons: none Why I’m interested: I’m paper towels you can’t say no
Dating application: Age: 18 Gender: Male Pros: I know a lot of memes Cons: I don't know a lot, unless it's about memes Why are you interested?: I want somebody who i can show my memes to In conclusion: I like memes
I don’t know about the others but Henry posted something on Instagram saying he isn’t really “part of the Reddit squad” anymore. He’s still friends with them and everything and he enjoyed his time there but I think he doesn’t want to be associated with that anymore and wants to become an independent UA-camr. Makes me kinda sad but I understand and I still think everyone is great
dating application: age: 7 gender: female pros: you get free living space and food in prison cons: prison why am i interested: prisons need to have maximum capacity
Dating application: Age: 14 Gender: Female Pros: I'm only slightly funny, so I'll never up stage you Cons: you'll get arrested Why am I interested: the possibility of getting crushed by Brandon is too tantalizing to pass up
Dating Application Name: Rat Gender: Washing Machine Age: 3 months Pros: I spread disease and clean your clothes Cons: I have every disease known to man kind Why I’m Interested: Yes
Dating aplication -Age: 17 -Gender: male -Mexican -Pros: kind, puts your feelings first Will cook you french fries -Cons: christian (depends on you baby) lazy, bronze overwatch player Why am i interested: i wanna meet ani
Dating application: Age: 19 Gender: Female Pros: ready to die for someone who pays me a little attention; always eager to try something new; my family will idolize you if you take me off their hands Cons: I'm Russian; I need TOO much attention; you won't be any closer to me than anime boys anyway; you'll have to solve serious problems yourself, because I'm a baby Why am I interested? I'm actually an agent sent to get back at you for all the Russian jokes
Biglink212 hOw DArE. I am disgusted and offended you could say such things about such a BABEY of a person. I am getting the manager and calling my lawyer-
Olina no i meant like if its not hurting or offending anybody its fine- but if somebody said that somebody had passed away and they respond with a fancam or "if ___ stanned __ then they wouldve lived longer" then it obviously isnt okay (its f up to me too)
@@pierce.pdf1 The type of obsessive people that regularly/obsessively use fancams are also usually the type to push a girl to suicide for not "stanning" BTS or whoever else. They idolize these celebrities so much it becomes their identity, so if you don't like that celebrity, you don't like their identity and they feel attacked. Fancams are dumb.
Jay Bae ok but not all people are like that so you cant say the whole fanbase is like that. fancams are another way of somebody expressing their emotion (yeah ik it can be obsessive but i'm not meaning like that) and i wasnt even talking about obsessive fans
tbh the thing that annoys me the most as a kpop fan is when people say "the stans are going to attack" especially when they say "the 12-year-old stans", there's bad apples just like in every other fandom but we're not just a group of rabid foaming teens... I don't really get mad tho, it's just become a cultural norm to hate kpop if you don't like it so everyone's been conditioned... just adds to the pile of insecurities I have :/
@@river6013 kpop fans hate kpop stan twitter too lol, there's a lot of in-fighting and other weird/toxic things... twitter in general has become what tumblr was a few years ago
Y’all don’t realize how hard it is to be a Kpop stan and a fan of y’all at the same time.... I can’t go like 2 weest videos in a row without him dissing me and my habits
Dating Application Age: 18 Gender: Female Pros: I'm legal Cons: I'm legal, so it's not thrilling. Why am I interested: the thought of going on an online date with you is an interesting concept.
Name: yes Age: 420 Sex: a lot Sexuality: very Pros: I own an RPG in case the neighbor mows the lawn at 6 in the morning Cons: you’ll have to ignore the screaming in the basement
Dating Application Age: 18 Gender: Male Pros: You'll be the one with pants in the relationship Cons: I'm an emotional wreck Why am I interested? Brandon is the sauciest boi
Age: 19 Gender: Female Pros: I know how to cook. I'm not jealous. Cons: I live in the other side of the world. Why am I interested?: he is Brandon, he's gorgeous.
Dating application: Age: 16 Pro's: Turning 18 next year, also, i'm fat too! Only fat people date each other. Everybody knows that! Cons: i'd hate every second of being with you, therefore making you hate every second being with me Why am i interested: I'm not. Dating you would just be horrible
6:15 It is so weird watching these videos and seeing ads for banks where I live and the picture is the cliff that I live right next to. STOP BEING SMALL EARTH lmao
Dating application: Name: Tiana Yuli L. Age: 18 Pros: I'm asian/French so I can make neat food and I'm decently cute, and I have LOTS of cute animals :) Cons: god I'm so overly emotional and stupid. So, so stupid
Dating application: Name: Julia Age: 17 but will be 18 soon Pros: idk I can make brownies ig, I’m also alive and am a female, likes memes Cons: am female Why am I interested: idk human interaction sounds nice, I’m just shooting my shot tbh
Quiz 1: 1. I wake up at 6 am average so 7 am is closest i guess. 2. I have not been eating any of these but i guess id like chips rn? 3. All of that, i mean, im pretty sure all of us have slept during quarantine at least once, and unless you spend all your time in the shower you have not been showering. But i guess the most time i have spent doing these things is not showering. 4. None, but i have been trying to find the cheapest place to buy Warhammer minis so i guess that counts. 5. Family. 6. Anywhere from 8 pm to 11 pm depending on the day. So 9 pm i guess. Answer: Go kayaking. No. Quiz 2: 1. Water is the one i am most drawn to. 2. Pierogi. 3. Watching movies. 4. As members of the USSR we are Quite generous yes. 5. Where the fuck is K/DA?! All of these are either shit or i do not recognize them and since they make K-POP i guess they are shit. So lemme roll a D8.... ....Apparently it is Twice. 6. Humor, if it is not entertaining and enjoyable to be around someone they do not even have a chance of getting me dong. 7. 3rd from the bottom. 8. I am guessing they are all shit so D8 ERE WE GO!.... ....Flight Log: Departure it is then. 9. I do not give a shit about any of them so i guess you could say i have the same bias for all of them. Answer: JB. I do not give a fuck. Quiz 3: 1. I am not the Great homogej and as such i mostly listed those i like on women/those that seemed funny to me/those that are not unnatractive/ at random: Beards, Mustaches, Suits, Freckles. 2. Lazy, Piercings, Huge Stoner, waitwhythefuck is "Obsessed With Video Games" listed as a possible negative, Hair Dyed An Unnatural Color, Bad Taste In Fashion. Also why is "insecure" listed as a negative? Thats just fucken mean man, i mean they already think everyone hates them, hating them because they think that is just a dick move. Answer: 11-15. Yay they finally got something right.
Dating application: Name: Kyler-Emil Age: 19 Gender: Male (transgender) Pros: I'm a legal adult, I can be smart Cons: I can be stupid, I'm short, I'm annoying sometimes Why am I interested? Brandon is cute and has a good sense of humor
Dating Application: Age: 18 Gender: wouldn't you like to know Pros: I'm too lazy to list them all Cons: I don't want to get depressed so I won't think of any Why I am interested: I'm not, I have a girlfriend and someone else interested in me, but you seem like cool people so I'd be down to chat
Application: Name: Azlyn Graves (Edgy name my middle name is even edgier) Looks: I've been called an e-thot and an e-girl, I also have terrible natural freckles and dyed red hair. Cons: I'm emotional, I have body issues, oh and did I mention I'm emotional. Pros: I play video games. I don't leave my house and live off chips, energy drinks, and soda. My discord is @lenore06 (Edit: I'm not taking this seriously I'm just bored out of my mind)
Dating application: Age: 19 (You wouldn't go to jail!) Gender: female Pros: I'm pretty cute. I'm a gamer. And a girl. I'm a gamer girl. You probably won't read the rest because this is enough reason to date me. So unique. Cons: I live in Spain Why are you interested? I low-key have a crush on Brandon
my dating profile for Brandon: favorite food- milk steak. you should know what it means. favorite hobby- magnets. just magnets. likes- ghouls. funny little green ghouls. dislikes- people’s knees. cover your knees up if you’re going to be walking around anywhere. other interests- writing musicals, the waitress, kitten mittens, spaghetti days, guns, america, playing night crawlers, green man
Weest: gives a beautiful speech about why kindness is what he looks for in a partner
Ani: Hehe i want funny
Yes
Weest really dug deep for that. No funny hahas from the comedic relief.
Dating application
Age: is just a number
Gender: is just a word
Pros: nothing
Cons:nothing
Other: I am legally obligated to tell you I am a sex offender
Biglink212 wring age is also a word
Bro did you do the sex offender shuffle?
Who’s sex and why did my dad offend him
Cons: me
@Solgaleo35 relatable
Dating application:
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Pros: Epic gamer
Cons: Go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect $200
Why am I interested?: Human interaction sounds pretty cool
I'm 16 too :3
@@zoedotorbenitez1448 fellow enby?
idk man in my state he wouldn't go to jail because the five year rule
Dating application:
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Pros: You get to meet Chris Hanson
Cons: You go to jail
Why am I interested?: I wanna see Chris Hanson
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Hope you’re not going for Onision, are you 😶
@@awagwfawgaawfaaw thank you
Hen Hender Henderson, such a legend
Ok booty warrior
WHY ARE THE COMMENTS FILLED WITH DATING APPS FROM 14 YEAR OLS, jAIL
Cause Brandon is single
Cause they're desperate loners.
Cause that’s the age demographic of their videos?-
Jokes
• Dawzii • don say that... even tho it's true
DATING APPLICATION:
Name: Todd
Age: 48
Pros: It just works and apparently the only one who won't make you go to jail.
Cons: Will sell you Skyrim and scam your grandmother.
Why am I interested? If you don't accept I'm gonna say the N-Word.
how could anyone resist an offer like this?
All hail lord Todd
Why would selling skyrim be negative
Todd Howard nice
While testing skyrim: Is that a feature or a bug?
Todd Howard: Yes
Since weest has a gf, he’s a massive chad
C H A D .
wait...he has a girlfriend
*simp
@@caleblewis8169 that's not what simp means*
The only thing good about Buzzfeed is the Unsolved series with Shane and Ryan.
I’ve been binging them this past couple of weeks
Yes
PREACH
Honestly
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dating application:
Age: 15
Gender: male
Pros: none
Cons: you will go to jail
Why are you interested?: i want to die crushed by brandon
Anni “bro I love picking up a book and reading”
Also Anni: Has Dyslexia *but isn’t dyslexic*
ya'll ever just *chair*
Yeah
Yea
Ye
All the time dude
when don't i
Dating application:
Name: Paper towels
Age: several hundred years old
Pros: a needed material during this crisis
Cons: none
Why I’m interested:
I’m paper towels you can’t say no
You have demensia. You're only 89, grandpa.
The only not underage aplication
Did you fail to find a picture a paper towels?
Nevermind it just looked different in a small circle
Can't say no to that
My dating application:
Name: Owned by me
Cons: I'm underage
Pros: I'm underage
Why am I interested?: I'm underage
R/Cursedcomments
Are you a big boy?
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Hen Hender Henderson | Thank you.
AIYAHAHAGHAGAHAGAHAGHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ani: no one is with there family right now
me sitting with my family: 👁👄👁
I like that no comment has pointed out the typo... 👍
*their MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHI!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The only true way of knowing yourself is by doing buzzfeed quizzes
Dating application:
Age: 13
Name: frog piss
Why am I interested: the views
Damn, I want a bitch named frog piss. HMU PLZZZZZZZ 👏👏👏
Dating application:
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Pros: I know a lot of memes
Cons: I don't know a lot, unless it's about memes
Why are you interested?: I want somebody who i can show my memes to
In conclusion: I like memes
Something here tells me that you like memes, not sure what it is tho..
lorinamae •
Facts. I can’t put my finger on it...
tired af yeah , it's kinda like a mystery , can the FBI even figure this one out?
yes
kingani no
ok kingani
No
She gave consent.
Hi
"We all love kpop"
Weest: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*
Dating Application:
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Pros: I’m young and full of energy
Cons: You’ll get arrested (and I’ll leave you for Ani)
PERIODDDDD
why doesn’t he make vids with quackity, kwite, aksel etc etc anymore?
I don’t know about the others but Henry posted something on Instagram saying he isn’t really “part of the Reddit squad” anymore. He’s still friends with them and everything and he enjoyed his time there but I think he doesn’t want to be associated with that anymore and wants to become an independent UA-camr. Makes me kinda sad but I understand and I still think everyone is great
idk but i really miss it :(
i wa son an aksel stream and he said him and alex got into a fistfight, i don’t think he was joking cause it was an emotional stream
on stream one time i asked aksel if he still spoke to ani & he said no so maybe they lost touch?
Izzy M :( That makes me so sad
dating application:
age: 7
gender: female
pros: you get free living space and food in prison
cons: prison
why am i interested: prisons need to have maximum capacity
dating application: im shrek
this ones definitely the right material.
Dating application:
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Pros: I'm only slightly funny, so I'll never up stage you
Cons: you'll get arrested
Why am I interested: the possibility of getting crushed by Brandon is too tantalizing to pass up
Why are there like 24 14 year olds for every one that is over 18
Bakir Dzakovac most people watching UA-cam are minors, so it’d only be normal to assume most people’s audiences are minors.
Easily the most shocking thing about this video is that Ani’s 24 years old
Wait shes older then me?! i could have sworn that she is like 18/19 20 at most...
The only official way of knowing your true calling is taking a buzzfeed quiz during quarantine
only during quarantine though, it doesn't work otherwise
borahae army 💜
Dating Application:
My bottom flab
reason: brandon has much in common with it
why is your name jack diddles and your pfp a smile? that's the most terrifying thing I've ever seen
@@falseprophet7912 everything about this comment is cursed wtf
Dating application:
Name: Dakota
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Pros: You get to live out your CRAZIEST gay fantasies
Cons: nothing I am perfection
Date me
I AM CONFUSION
Applicant : Simon OConnor
Age : 14 (a bit young)
Pros : Smart and musical
Cons : 14, not very tall
Why are you interested : Brandon is hot
ẞïmøñ Gæbrïël ŒÇøññœr | good on you. i'll definitely watch the gopro sex now.
Hol up
@@BreadLoeuf sir they 14
ʷ ʰ ᵃ ᵗ ᵈ ᵃ ᶠ ᵘ ᶜ ᵏ
nani
I audibly gasped when Ani said Jimin as a GOT7 member and I ain’t a KPOP stan, but oOF
Same
Who?
Bitch who tf is that?
who is jimmy and what is a gotye?
Dating application:
Age: 14
Gender: Nonbinary
Pros: Uh... None?
Cons: You'll go to jail
Why am I interested?: I'm not, I'm into girls... Unless..?
Wait then whyd u make an application
Why
@@Cake-Goku they're TARGETTING Ani XD
Dating Application
Name: Rat
Gender: Washing Machine
Age: 3 months
Pros: I spread disease and clean your clothes
Cons: I have every disease known to man kind
Why I’m Interested: Yes
Can we be friends? I easily get sick . My weak immune system and all the diseases would make a great combo.
Le Frisk Indeed
Vinc the caca oh boy
*Did someone say Brandon’s available*
HE'S MINE!!
OneLonelyStar 😬😬😬 oof
@@kingkat_ It's a joke, did you really take it seriously?
OneLonelyStar considering fan girls are very much still a thing, you never know
Katherine Rae you should see the minecraft community
Dating application:
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Pros: You get free food
Cons: Jail time
Why are you interested?: Brandon sounds like a bit of a simp
Jail time but you are 16?, oh wait I'm in Europe okay it makes sense now
Stay safe :)
Dating App:
Age: 18
Gender: No
Pros: You'll be the cute one
Cons: Im lazy af
Why am I interested?: I want to be crushed by Brandon
Weest is secretly an IGOT7
huh
nah he comes off as someone with ears.
fucking probably sjdhwjdjjs
Dating application:
Age: 20
Gender: Other
Pros: Alive
Cons: Alive
Why am I interested?: Yum
Bro you got that yummy yummy
Cons:Alive? I guess that’s why people are so interested in my mom.
ʏᴜᴍ
I loved seeing this comment
*Other*
Them: *Joking about making a video about date applications*
CDawgVA:*sweats profusely*
Dating aplication
-Age: 17
-Gender: male
-Mexican
-Pros: kind, puts your feelings first
Will cook you french fries
-Cons: christian (depends on you baby) lazy, bronze overwatch player
Why am i interested: i wanna meet ani
For a sec I read that as "gender: mexican" and... lmaoo
@@jadecoolness101 i mean, yes that too
MINOR MINOR MINOR
NOT AGAIN
2:53 "No one is with their family right now"
Oh. I guess I was imagining my parents and siblings
Dating application:
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Pros: ready to die for someone who pays me a little attention; always eager to try something new; my family will idolize you if you take me off their hands
Cons: I'm Russian; I need TOO much attention; you won't be any closer to me than anime boys anyway; you'll have to solve serious problems yourself, because I'm a baby
Why am I interested? I'm actually an agent sent to get back at you for all the Russian jokes
PERIODDD IN RUSSIAN
Sooo will Brandon actually be looking at dating applications? No homo
Dating application:
age: 14
gender: female
pros: weeb
cons: weeb
why you are interested: lonely
don’t date me because i will leave you for ani
Are you really gonna leave that amazing king Brandon for the filthy ani
Biglink212 hOw DArE.
I am disgusted and offended you could say such things about such a BABEY of a person. I am getting the manager and calling my lawyer-
Kingani?
Ani: isn't there someone named Jimin?
Me: *painful laughter*
I'm I the only one that just spaces out staring at a wall at 3:40am while your brains just like "MMMMMMMM" holding an apple in the dark?
Random, but okay.
I do that
“NOBODY IS WITH THEIRE FAMILY RIGHT NOW”
me: **glances at mother before entering the kitchen**
Dude I absolutely DIED when Ani said “I thought there was one named Jimin-?” BRUH ALL THE K-POP GROUPS AREN’T ONE BIG GROUP 💀🤣
Dating application:
Age: 3 1/2
Gender: Male
Pros: I’m 3
Cons: I’m 3
I am interested because I am 3
Bruh you got my bias from GOT7 and I’m not even gonna comment on the Jimin thing- but I can’t even talk because my bias from BTS is Harry Styles.
My dating application: Im underage
*Onision has entered the chat*
@@starhardan6944 Omg no
*Chris hanson has entered the chat* Open the doors or I'll throw...Rocks.
@@TObyvruh Peace im out
*elvis presley has entered the chat*
3:50
Jesus Christ, Weest. Which member of GOT7 hurt you?
Adjective Noun Number lol
Olina not always- it depends on what the situation is
Olina no i meant like if its not hurting or offending anybody its fine- but if somebody said that somebody had passed away and they respond with a fancam or "if ___ stanned __ then they wouldve lived longer" then it obviously isnt okay (its f up to me too)
@@pierce.pdf1 The type of obsessive people that regularly/obsessively use fancams are also usually the type to push a girl to suicide for not "stanning" BTS or whoever else.
They idolize these celebrities so much it becomes their identity, so if you don't like that celebrity, you don't like their identity and they feel attacked. Fancams are dumb.
Jay Bae ok but not all people are like that so you cant say the whole fanbase is like that. fancams are another way of somebody expressing their emotion (yeah ik it can be obsessive but i'm not meaning like that) and i wasnt even talking about obsessive fans
tbh the thing that annoys me the most as a kpop fan is when people say "the stans are going to attack" especially when they say "the 12-year-old stans", there's bad apples just like in every other fandom but we're not just a group of rabid foaming teens...
I don't really get mad tho, it's just become a cultural norm to hate kpop if you don't like it so everyone's been conditioned... just adds to the pile of insecurities I have :/
NinjaPlatypus I’d say the way kpop stans on twitter is just so different than any other fandom that it’s just a bit offputting
@@river6013 kpop fans hate kpop stan twitter too lol, there's a lot of in-fighting and other weird/toxic things... twitter in general has become what tumblr was a few years ago
As someone who is named London 6:12 caught me off guard and hurt my feelings. Thanks Yeast.
During quarantine I’ve watched all of Brandon’s videos on his main and second channel. I’ve lost my sanity.
Yo, you saw all of them? where is that video where Brandon says that he's gotta go to the potty and Bluesdank says no grown man calls it a potty.
Matt Well my concept of reality and time has faded. all i remember are the words, not the videos
As long as you still have your hand SANITizer you should be fine.
Dating application:
Name: luxury fully automated gay space communism
Age: 15
Sexuality: lesbian
Why are you interested: I'm not
dating application
name: jared
age: 19
pros: never fucking learned how to read
This is my favorite so far, lol.
Y’all don’t realize how hard it is to be a Kpop stan and a fan of y’all at the same time.... I can’t go like 2 weest videos in a row without him dissing me and my habits
I almost passed over this video because the thumbnail made it look like an ad
Me screaming "you dont deserve bambam" at 4 am is ahhhhhh a mood
I love how they said that they hated people with long hair, short hair, _and_ no hair at the same time
Dating Application
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Pros: I'm legal
Cons: I'm legal, so it's not thrilling.
Why am I interested: the thought of going on an online date with you is an interesting concept.
Dating application
Age:4 days old
Gender:too small
Pros:Im a fucking Mouse.
Cons:Cheese will be a priority
Why am i intrested?I need the food.
Name: yes
Age: 420
Sex: a lot
Sexuality: very
Pros: I own an RPG in case the neighbor mows the lawn at 6 in the morning
Cons: you’ll have to ignore the screaming in the basement
Dating Application
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Pros: You'll be the one with pants in the relationship
Cons: I'm an emotional wreck
Why am I interested? Brandon is the sauciest boi
When you've seen Got7 in concert and Bambam is your bias and he put his hand on your shoulder during the group photo and it was life changing 👀
I’m just gonna say it- during the GOT7 quiz, Ani said “isn’t there a member called Jimin?” And that... Jimin is in BTS 😂
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Pros: I know how to cook. I'm not jealous.
Cons: I live in the other side of the world.
Why am I interested?: he is Brandon, he's gorgeous.
Dating application:
Age: 16
Pro's: Turning 18 next year, also, i'm fat too! Only fat people date each other. Everybody knows that!
Cons: i'd hate every second of being with you, therefore making you hate every second being with me
Why am i interested: I'm not. Dating you would just be horrible
Name: Meat
Age:3 1/2
Gender: Male
Pros: I’m a worm named meat
Con: none
Why I’m interested: I’m not I just want to be included in something
6:15 It is so weird watching these videos and seeing ads for banks where I live and the picture is the cliff that I live right next to. STOP BEING SMALL EARTH lmao
"I might be a piece of shit but that city is a vibe" same
Dating application:
Name: Tiana Yuli L.
Age: 18
Pros: I'm asian/French so I can make neat food and I'm decently cute, and I have LOTS of cute animals :)
Cons: god I'm so overly emotional and stupid. So, so stupid
Time to spend simp bucks
You aren't s t u p i d
@@C_0_N so the thing is: I dead ass am, sir
@@kaleyanne4406 Okay okay. What is
4×9+(5×7)
If you can do this. You aren't stupid
@@C_0_N uhhh hh h yellow
@@kaleyanne4406
Close enough. 💀💀
I feel really attacked right now
Dating application:
Name: Julia
Age: 17 but will be 18 soon
Pros: idk I can make brownies ig, I’m also alive and am a female, likes memes
Cons: am female
Why am I interested: idk human interaction sounds nice, I’m just shooting my shot tbh
The first eighteen seconds were fine when it was just fusion, then they got all weird about it.
Website: what traits do you like in men
Brandon: *clicks suits
Fortnite henchmen: Yeah boiiiiii
1:11 "Not showering is an activity than you can partake in, Jeff,"
Stan Jackson and bambam, best boys
Ah yes, my favorite k-pop personality, justin bieber
Me: *With my family right now*
Dating application
Age:since the beginning of time
Gender:I created life
Pros:I can create anything
Cons: I understand morality, but it's unnecessary
Quiz 1:
1. I wake up at 6 am average so 7 am is closest i guess.
2. I have not been eating any of these but i guess id like chips rn?
3. All of that, i mean, im pretty sure all of us have slept during quarantine at least once, and unless you spend all your time in the shower you have not been showering. But i guess the most time i have spent doing these things is not showering.
4. None, but i have been trying to find the cheapest place to buy Warhammer minis so i guess that counts.
5. Family.
6. Anywhere from 8 pm to 11 pm depending on the day. So 9 pm i guess.
Answer: Go kayaking. No.
Quiz 2:
1. Water is the one i am most drawn to.
2. Pierogi.
3. Watching movies.
4. As members of the USSR we are Quite generous yes.
5. Where the fuck is K/DA?! All of these are either shit or i do not recognize them and since they make K-POP i guess they are shit. So lemme roll a D8.... ....Apparently it is Twice.
6. Humor, if it is not entertaining and enjoyable to be around someone they do not even have a chance of getting me dong.
7. 3rd from the bottom.
8. I am guessing they are all shit so D8 ERE WE GO!.... ....Flight Log: Departure it is then.
9. I do not give a shit about any of them so i guess you could say i have the same bias for all of them.
Answer: JB. I do not give a fuck.
Quiz 3:
1. I am not the Great homogej and as such i mostly listed those i like on women/those that seemed funny to me/those that are not unnatractive/ at random: Beards, Mustaches, Suits, Freckles.
2. Lazy, Piercings, Huge Stoner, waitwhythefuck is "Obsessed With Video Games" listed as a possible negative, Hair Dyed An Unnatural Color, Bad Taste In Fashion. Also why is "insecure" listed as a negative? Thats just fucken mean man, i mean they already think everyone hates them, hating them because they think that is just a dick move.
Answer: 11-15. Yay they finally got something right.
Dating application:
Name: Kyler-Emil
Age: 19
Gender: Male (transgender)
Pros: I'm a legal adult, I can be smart
Cons: I can be stupid, I'm short, I'm annoying sometimes
Why am I interested? Brandon is cute and has a good sense of humor
Dating Application:
Age: 18
Gender: wouldn't you like to know
Pros: I'm too lazy to list them all
Cons: I don't want to get depressed so I won't think of any
Why I am interested: I'm not, I have a girlfriend and someone else interested in me, but you seem like cool people so I'd be down to chat
watching this and being a kpop stan IS SO FUNNY PLEASE
That GOT7 one made me laugh
lmao I guess weest wants me and my sister dead lmao
When Brandon said, “I hate red hair.” That hit me personally
1:12
I sometimes think that Brandon has several strokes when subtitling his videos
Love how the kpop fandom is mostly known more the weirdos (koreaboos, saesangs)
Application:
Name: Azlyn Graves (Edgy name my middle name is even edgier)
Looks: I've been called an e-thot and an e-girl, I also have terrible natural freckles and dyed red hair.
Cons: I'm emotional, I have body issues, oh and did I mention I'm emotional.
Pros: I play video games. I don't leave my house and live off chips, energy drinks, and soda.
My discord is @lenore06
(Edit: I'm not taking this seriously I'm just bored out of my mind)
I feel like you took this too seriously-
@@grrsooka3148 Nah I'm just bored.
***adds you on discord***
Dude, I love Kpop!
Especially PBS and CRACKINK
"grey eyes? wtf is he old? he's on his deathbed"
*me, with grey eyes:* >:[
Are you old? Is that face you laying on your deathbed?
Dating application:
Age: 19 (You wouldn't go to jail!)
Gender: female
Pros: I'm pretty cute. I'm a gamer. And a girl. I'm a gamer girl. You probably won't read the rest because this is enough reason to date me. So unique.
Cons: I live in Spain
Why are you interested? I low-key have a crush on Brandon
Dating Application
Age:15
Gender:Male
Pros:None
Cons:Ugly, Horrible Person, Redditor, Obnoxious
Why am I interested: I’m not gay I just want a friend
Quiz:what time do you go to sleep
Me:yes
Ani:no one is with their family right now
People with kids: am u a joke to you
my dating profile for Brandon:
favorite food- milk steak. you should know what it means.
favorite hobby- magnets. just magnets.
likes- ghouls. funny little green ghouls.
dislikes- people’s knees. cover your knees up if you’re going to be walking around anywhere.
other interests- writing musicals, the waitress, kitten mittens, spaghetti days, guns, america, playing night crawlers, green man
They’re going to have a bonfire in summer and *s a c r i f i c e t h e w e a k e s t f r i e n d t o s a t a n*
Doesn’t that sound *fun?*
Imagine
*Who are you quarantined with?*
Ani: Friend
Brandon: Significant oth- friends/roommates