“shes not cute she’s just young she’s not thick she’s on her tippy toes she doesn’t have hips she’s crossing her legs she’s not funny she has brothers she’s not voluptuous she’s short her food is not good you’re just hungry she’s not funny you just wanna beat and she’s not living her best life she’s having an emotional breakdown in front of our very eyes and all of us are too busy to notice and she can’t effectively communicate what’s going on so she’s partying and drinking and self medicating and posting pictures nude and we cheered her on and she kills herself” - joe budden
“She doesn’t have an appetite, she’s bored” LOL JOE SNAPPED 💀 Don’t Cyn always cry bout eating food? Ain’t she short? Does she not always talk about the universe? Ain’t she a parent? Don’t she think she funny? Etc.... I know, I know....I’m REACHING 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 YOU THOUGHT btch ✌🏿
"She not thick, she just standing on her tippy toes." "She not curvy, she just crossing her legs". "She not voluptuous, she just short." "She don't got hips, she just sitting on the sink". "She's not funny, she just grew up with brothers". "She can't cook, you were just hungry". "She not living her best life, she just having a mental brake down". 😂😂 I'm dead bruh💀
Joe is right lol. Last year I had an 8 pack was mad muscular. I turned 25 and I got a belly and loss muscle mass. Now I gotta actually work out to maintain something
These are too funny man, thank you!! I’m looking forward on a Mal/Parks teaming up one, don’t care if it takes years, that’s the one! Lol fucking around, appreciate you!
This page is fire. Appreciate the endless content. The laughs keep coming.
“She’s not protecting her peace, she’s avoiding accountability” 💀💀💀
Z J this couldn’t be more true 🤦🏽♂️
lol facts
mf facts!!
She doesn't have good taste in music, her last boyfriend does
damn this one hurts
🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
That one killed me
This is FACTS lmao my gf finna bag sombody when I leave
Lmao damn I gotta use that one
“It’s not women’s intuition, she went through ur phone 📱 📲 “
Kendall Watts this needs more likes 😂😂
👩🏾🦱🤳🏾WHats this?
“We gon have a conversation about that one day” comp
k .rec this one important fr 😂
That's the video the world doesn't know it needs
That's my favorite part of each pod 😂
For sure!!!!
Do a Mal "Yall are sick", compilation, lol....
She's not funny, she just grew up with brothers
😅😅😅
"Shes not voluptuous she short"...I'm crying🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Player 101 lmaoooooo
Her food is not good, you just hungry
some of these comments are talking to my soul
Great profile pic. Slept on laid back mixtApe
Oh yes. Savage Journey 🙌🏾🙌🏾
“shes not cute she’s just young she’s not thick she’s on her tippy toes she doesn’t have hips she’s crossing her legs she’s not funny she has brothers she’s not voluptuous she’s short her food is not good you’re just hungry she’s not funny you just wanna beat and she’s not living her best life she’s having an emotional breakdown in front of our very eyes and all of us are too busy to notice and she can’t effectively communicate what’s going on so she’s partying and drinking and self medicating and posting pictures nude and we cheered her on and she kills herself” - joe budden
Best one LMAOOOOO
“Get it sisssss” lol 😂
Alot of truth are said in jest. Listen to him as j.cole said all good jokes contain true shit
“It’s called child support not career support” lmaooooo
Make a Savon being lazy compilation please then the saga will be complete
moe hassan 5hr video otw 😂🤣
fammmm
“and read that to yourself” hahaha those were the times 😂😂😂
mbealhighjump lmfaoooo
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 damn that's a good one!
shes not philosophical, she just knows horoscopes
That "she not living her best life" part takes me out everytime 😂😂
They sick 😂
A mal big laugh compilation would be hilarious
Derek Matthews yea i need that lol
we need that for sure
The girl is not funny you just want to beat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get old and be fine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts!!!
Much much harder facts
“She doesn’t have an appetite, she’s bored” LOL JOE SNAPPED 💀
Don’t Cyn always cry bout eating food? Ain’t she short? Does she not always talk about the universe? Ain’t she a parent? Don’t she think she funny? Etc....
I know, I know....I’m REACHING 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
YOU THOUGHT btch ✌🏿
That's at least 67+ chicks on my ig right now lol.
Shes not independent, she just used her ex boyfriends money for a come up
9:22 This outtro hits differently when you think about his situation. Then we've got Rory's dog tryna risk it all. Damn.
She’s not cute she’s just young 😂 I didn’t know I needed this
Daaaaammmmn those shots are Cyn are funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂
I had no idea this how they end after sleepers section
Sweat Pants same!
9:32 baisley wanted to end it all
_lmaoooo_
What breed dog is that??
💥😂
She’s sick of Joe like all the women in his life 🤣
Rory struggling to get control of Young Baisley is hilarious
"She not thick, she just standing on her tippy toes."
"She not curvy, she just crossing her legs".
"She not voluptuous, she just short."
"She don't got hips, she just sitting on the sink".
"She's not funny, she just grew up with brothers".
"She can't cook, you were just hungry".
"She not living her best life, she just having a mental brake down".
😂😂 I'm dead bruh💀
"It's called child support, not career support"
"Get it sis"/ "You livin' Queen!
-I was dyin...😂😂😂
I watch every episode but still get a kick out of the compilations.
I just wanna yell out.. *_"who hurt you fam...?"_* 😂😂😂
I've never heard these , i would always stop after the sleepers , lmfaooo man these are gems
There's always more content at the end bro
man you don't miss some of the funnier parts lmao
Bruh WTF I just realized I’ve seen 200 episodes and never listened to the end LMAO
they started doing this like a month ago lol
@@Zay97 OOHH okay i was like "Dayyumm" I missed all of these. Good shit btw, my G.
kXngZay97 facts last 10 episode or more
G Bullock thought I was the only one
kXngZay97 thank you for putting me onto this king lmao. I’m listening all the way through now 😂😂😂
I don't understand how this even began, even though I love it. Someone help.
i think he just randomly did it one episode an just stuck with it lol
Pretty much
The truth is great & attractive
I think the one episode when they brought up chicks sitting on the sink to look thick sparked it
She's not thick shes on her tippy toes
Extremely factual
This nuggah said I jus laugh while takin my pants down Hahaha!!..
Tf is wrong wit these dudes
Joe has issues
She’s not patient, she just doesn’t remember why she’s with you
holllyy shiti'm fucking dead @3:49 joe said "she can't effectively communicate whats going on" lmmmaaaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:43 Wow, I mean damn. What could that possibly be about?
Lmao who knows
These compilations are legendary 😂 keep up the great work!
"Yeah for real, Mercury is lettin em see it's sun/son" double aunt andre don's ask me how!! lol
It's spelled double entendre king.
Wat hung the progression of this bit was great lmaoo
I miss the good ole days😓
title is crazy based on whats going on right now😂Joe been dodgin’ mad bullets since he used to hold parties too
We need the part 2 to this
I’m getting this mantra tatted on my ribs 🤣
one of the things that made the JBP go to the next level. 😤
Joe is right lol. Last year I had an 8 pack was mad muscular. I turned 25 and I got a belly and loss muscle mass. Now I gotta actually work out to maintain something
That metabolism boi!!
you killing these compilations.
appreciate the fk out of this popping up in my algo after all these years... classic
“She not private, she’s really ashamed “
3:50 legendary moment!
Facts on facts some people ain't ready to hear these
I never knew how much he said this lol
Cause I skip the sleepers
they always got more content after the sleepers bro you cant skip to the end
He is throwing crazy subs at Cyn goddamn their breakup is really ugly sadly.
Lv Locks That weren’t subs that shit was direct
Okay so it's not just me then
Lv Locks what part does the throw subs at cyn specifically help me cuz i can’t tell bruh
The Beast oh shit lmaooooo that lowkey is shots bruh wtf
I was skeptical at first, but 8:43 was definitely a slug
she’s not squirting, she’s peeing😭😭😭😂
YOOOOO 8:44 wtf😬👀😂
SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEE
This never gets old thank you guys
3:56 is the best one
Courtnei Clemente fucking dead
You’re killing it bro thank you for uploading!
More coming very soon my guy. Sub for more
okay zay bringing the heat with these comps!!!
Next comp we need is of Joe going "mmmmmmmmmmmm"
her food isnt good, youre just hungry
😭☠️
This outro as grew so much ... Joe budden 🔥🔥🔥. Writer gonna Write
These are too funny man, thank you!! I’m looking forward on a Mal/Parks teaming up one, don’t care if it takes years, that’s the one! Lol fucking around, appreciate you!
You’re the hero we need but not the one we deserve. I never stay past the sleepers
lol you have to. theres always more content after the sleepers
Everything Joe is saying is true tho lmaoo makes it even funnier
He really made this outro to shit on Cyn on the low/ high 👀
Pause/Aye yooo and Joe walking off compilation!
Coming soon
Should do “What was I talking about again?” compilation 👌
Need this on a shirt
Damm, I miss a funny shit cus I don’t listen to sleepers
Dry Toes lmao is that when this shit always goes down lmao i always skip sleepers too
Facts lmao
Can we get a “that’s crazy” compilation 😂
Aye fam you the GOAT for this
Lmao this is how they end the pod now
Ok I feel attacked by the living her best life line 😂
"She's not cute she just got the filters on"
This nigga Joe said he be laughing at the womans jokes while taking his pants off 😭😭😭
“The girl’s not cute, she’s Japanese...it comes naturally.”
Facts
Lmaoo wtff
The girl is not cute she’s just young. Lmao 😂 joe is crazy
4:32 🤧
The look they gave each other. 👀
9:32 Young Bayyyzzz lmao
Budden slowly takes everyone else's bits out by the end til its only his lines left at the end.
i am getting stoned at 2 am watching this at half speed laughing so hard when rory laughs
You should get that clip where they were freestyling .. the birth of Rashid Sunflower
I just realized I've never listened to a single episode all the way through
"The Range" in my Joe Budden voice
i always cut it off at the sleepers, i had no idea these happened
There's always more content at the end bro
Needed this
This has to be written down
this one is the worst, Jesus 9:58 😭😭
Episode 285 is the last episode where Joe went through the whole poem.
Should’ve ended this with @10:06 😭😭
Do a compilation of Rory and Mal talking shit about Joe's career 😂😂
A famous friend phone call compilation
"She can't cook, she microwaves ramen noodles"
Rory: she’s not funny, she just grew up w/ her brothers.
🤦🏾♂️😂😂that’s a fact!! Don’t hit me w/ ya sports joke u heard
I wish they did that outro when Nicki Minaj was still there.
Strategic Marketing. Put that on some merch man.
Thats a sick ass follow up
“Now I’m laughing excessively at some NIGGA”😩☠️
Joe is right about young being different from fine (somewhat) I tell people if you’re ugly in your 20s, you’re just ugly
Does anyone know when Joe added this to his outtro? I'm tryna see something...
Clyde Phalanx ...yea he started this after the wedding was called off....
It was like a month or 2 ago
I need to stick past the sleepers man lmfao
you have to bro
theres always more content at the end