Yes that’s an interspecies relationship like a bird and a man wearing a certain color. Now imagine this bird shags a rock... not The Rock but a rock. Pretty desperate he is?
The way the birds wings are just smacking the side of the guys head while he has a literal smile of joy on his feathery face is so ridiculously hilarious!!
@@bloodlove93 I understand this. I'm sorry if my comment didn't show this. All animals have different ways they like to mate cats for example is really aggressive and painful. This is how animals work even though it's odd at times.
I still can't get over the fact that they basically look like twins, so I guess Evolution truly didn't make him entirely useless, so he basically got humped by himself LOL, tell me that parrot doesn't look like the British guy, and you know you would lie if you did
Chloe Presley I’m so glad you wrote this. I saw “narrator” and died, came back as a ghost, so I could immediately come here to say THAT IS STEPHEN FRY YOU HEATHEN. So pleased others are with me.
“Typical male is only interested in one thing” and the “look how happy he looks” are my two best lines specially since the camera showed how happy he really looked lol
@@Amlaeuxrai the guy who said that was Stephen Fry though, that's how his name specifically is spelled. and he said "you should call him Stephen *for me"*
Frankz 5 I was chased by a peacock last year on a farm. The guy said it's because my clothes (work uniform) is blue and it thinks I'm a rival for his love interests 😂😂
Ok since this has gotten one like, and since I’m bored, I might as well explain. Please note that I do not breed hawks at all, I got this info off the internet. Anyways, let’s say a breeder brings in a pair of hawks, one boy and one girl. The breeder tries to let them mate, but realizes that it’s probably not going to work out (usually one hawk attacks the other, but there can be other reasons). So, the breeder separates the birds and brings out a hat and puts it on their head. This hat... imagine a honeycomb that looks exactly like a plain sun hat. Like this:👒. This special hat allows the breeder to collect the hawk sperm. All the hawk has to do is to shag that hat like a kakapo!
@@kingdomreturn304 there was no reason to woosh as their comment wasn't wooshable at all I have got one for you r/ihaveredditbutidon'tknowhowtouseitsoijustwoosheveryonerandomlybecausewhythefucknot
Ah, this takes me back. A friend's son once bought a cockatiel and, knowing I had been owned by them for years, he called me one day to ask what the bird was doing. After he described the behavior, I said, "Well, Rob, he's mating with your ear." When they love ya they let ya know.
@@victorbt8949 You don't own a parrot. A parrot owns you. Within a month that particular cockatiel had everyone in the household, including the cat, arranged in a pecking order with him and his chosen mate, Rob, at the top. Cockatiels aren't all that intellectually intelligent but they are emotionally-intelligent geniuses. One of their whines is identical with that of an 18-month-old toddler. Try resisting that.
The best part, by far, is Stephen Fry not making any sort of effort to help the man. He's just commentating while standing up close with folded arms. Perfect.
That's what I was thinking too. There's blood coming from his ears and the back of his neck. I wouldn't want that Stephen with me. He'd just let me die and comment about it while it's happening.🙄🙄😒
@@manishas9411 I dont want to ruin the atmosphere but it is a rule from the people who preserve wildlife that they should not touch the species themselves. If the animal sits on your feet or even your nuts, you just have to bite the bullet and let them step on your crotch until they are satisfied and leave you. They didnt intetvene at first because they thought the parrot will leave early but the parrot was really enjoying his time and the person is now hurt. So that is where they draw the line and picked the bird. So yeah Always remember: Inom Tubig
@NotMeHowzit doesn't change the fact that made them defenseless. And the fact this one is so rare that they're protected by laws proves they've been easy target for predators all this time
Man: **wears green sweater** Parrot: “I likes ya, and I wants ya. Now we can either do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.”
@@biggusdickus3936 oh I didnt know. I actually said that as a joke and I didnt mean to offend you. I am sorry for your loss but I pray that u have adapted to life without her
"He's getting a bit frisky!" "Look he's so happy!' = That bird had me and the bird just flapping his wings and you can see the expression on his @ 1:08 LOL The bird is soooooooo cute kind and friendly I've never seen such a warm-hearted bird like that before, sure I've seen a parrot, one time years ago, but nothing like this cutie! "He's really going for it!'- LOL he sure is he is definitely in the mood, nothing is stopping him from achieving his goal
Ibwould just like to congratulate this video for just now being presented and featured on Last Week Tonight for it's sheer comedic brillance and ability to bring joy to millions
This whole situation is like something out of a fever dream. No one would ever believe it if it wasn’t caught on camera. Imagine this guy saying with a straight face, “I encountered a highly endangered parrot, then it jumped on my back and tried to mate with me, then Stephen Fry roasted me afterwards.”
That's just Best Friend Logic right there..... First you laugh at their misfortune, then help them get medical attention if required. The laughter is Crucial and mandatory.
It's a word that clearly describes the situation, don't see what's the issue in being BBC. It's something I always found refreshing with British English and UK in general (and english not being my main language).
@@ozulus why do you sound offended? He's saying it's just obvious that British people posted the title cause if it was amaerican it wouldn't have said shagg. You can't expect every American to be fluet in British slang
I had to do a science project back in grade ten about an endangered species. Ended up doing the kakapo and it gave me an excuse to show this video in class; I regret nothing.
i love this video so much that my friend adopted a kakapo for me for chanukah. this video has raised $125 from just me viewing it. truly the best method of conservation i have ever seen. thank you Sirocco for your conservation work.
An extraordinary and beautiful thing we see in this video, Mark Carwardine cares so much to help the poor birds from extinction that he gives up his own neck to become the host and bare the next generation of chicks for this endangered bird species, what we have witnessed today is truly act of heroism, what an absolute remarkable lad
My best guess is he saw his reflection in the lens and, being a wild animal, he has never seen his reflection before so he assumes it's a mate and figures that the mate is through the lens on the other side. In other words, the camera op.
Sirocco was raised by humans and ended up imprinting on them instead of other Kakapo leading Sirocco to be more sociable with humans than other Kakapo which in turn led to this moment and hid appointment as the Kakapo ambassador to New Zealand.
This video was later used as evidence in court against the parrot
The Evidences had to be handled to the FBI authorities first for tomorrow court at 10:30 am
Alex F. no
“This video clearly proves the defendant’s guilt!”
“I’m sorry, Edgeworth, but that video is OUTDATED!”
He will be executef for crimes
*Bum **_Bumm_* (law and order Theme)
When you don’t go on duolingo for 2 days
This was just friendly admonishing. Try waiting 2 months that's when the real threats start
Spanish or vanish
TheDeeps lmaoooo
@@DaChiba japanese or I'll break your knees.
Angie the Birb lol
"Youre green. Im green. Lets do bussines."
"We both got buckets of chicken......you wanna do it?" -a very wise man.
@@carlosalbertovillanuevaort5189 ah, I see, you're a man of culture as well
Yes that’s an interspecies relationship like a bird and a man wearing a certain color.
Now imagine this bird shags a rock... not The Rock but a rock. Pretty desperate he is?
@@somecharacter01 😂
😂🤣
The way the birds wings are just smacking the side of the guys head while he has a literal smile of joy on his feathery face is so ridiculously hilarious!!
😂
👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🦜👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻
Yes😂
I have actual tears running down my face from laughing right now. I dunno why this suddenly came up in my algorithm but I'm so glad it did 🤣🤣🤣
"Look at him, he is happy" I can clearly see he's having a blast.
Probably a blast in his pants
*while he smacks both sides of your head and claws your head*
@@theghostlyfigure9989 That's happiness in the wild. A bit more aggressive than what most humans do for happiness... Mind you I said most not all.
@@bloodlove93 I understand this. I'm sorry if my comment didn't show this. All animals have different ways they like to mate cats for example is really aggressive and painful. This is how animals work even though it's odd at times.
So where was the semen?
He's kinky, too, slapping him with his wings
underrated comment 🤣
Im surprised the guy didn’t turn gay for him
Wtf aight nature u need to chill
He's a dom top with a spanking fetish
*digging into his skin making him bleed*
Parrot: full on banging.
Frye: “Do you think he’s attempting some sort of mating ritual?”
For real tho 😂
@@eliotpaek4551 Lmfao that parrot is going full on with it
That parrot f*cks hard bro
Eliot Paek proud to be the 1000th like
@@johnb8956 That's my 1000th like. But thanks.
可愛いと思ったらちゃんと傷負わされてて笑った
ボコボコにするオウムもどきもかわいいしされるがままのおじさんもかわいい
痛くても笑顔になっちゃうわこんなん
BL…カワイイから多少の乱暴許すおじさま
@@OkyusanDokokano-bt5xm There has to be at least one Bl manga about this.
‘Look he’s so happy’
‘You are being shagged by a rare parrot’
These two lines got me so good 😂
¡he's really going for it!
"you've chosen him- oh, actually you are in pain aren't you"
i love this one
I still can't get over the fact that they basically look like twins, so I guess Evolution truly didn't make him entirely useless, so he basically got humped by himself LOL, tell me that parrot doesn't look like the British guy, and you know you would lie if you did
The parrot got HIM good.
1:32 poor birdy...don't grab him like that ;-;
"Look he's so happy!"
The parrot: :D
:D
:D
:D
:D
@Bhogoban re Chude durgar jonmo disi wtf?
:D
*getting hurt by sharp claws*
"Look, he's so happy!"
There talking about the bird 😂
@@etl_undxrcxver I know! I just thought how it was funny how, for a few seconds, they ignored him and were more amused that the parrot was so happy 😂
He was mating with that guy's head that's why he said he's happy 🤢
@@boredoutofherwits He is rare bird after all. One of a kind. Whereas, that human is one of billions. Rare > Humans.
@@handsomeinosuke3628
They know, they're not idiots
The fact that bbc used the word shagged back in the day 😂😂😂
I’m in disbelief😂
Only if you forget to pray.
its only cause its a quote from what the man said in the video
The video and episode should be called the bird who shagged me
Is shagged a bad word?
"You are being shagged by a rare parrot!"-Stephen Fry, 2009
😂😂😂
Best quote ever 😅
History.
Human: Here we have an endangered parrot.
Parrot: It's you who is in danger
Lmaoooo
Lol
Underated.?
**Starts unzipping his pants**
parrot bouta send him aids
Narrator, "Old fashioned, Victorian gentleman..."
Serako the parrot, "why yes I am...Oh wait, green sweater? Good enough for me."
Oiiiiee ! You want a head massage mate
What's a Saucy Green Sweater like you doing in a teahouse like this? Oh i'm all a titter, you have me at quite a moment.
That is not just any old narrator, that is Stephen Fry! Haha
Chloe Presley I’m so glad you wrote this. I saw “narrator” and died, came back as a ghost, so I could immediately come here to say THAT IS STEPHEN FRY YOU HEATHEN. So pleased others are with me.
mewyattt
That parrot said "NO HOMO" so it's OK. 😅
“Typical male is only interested in one thing” and the “look how happy he looks” are my two best lines specially since the camera showed how happy he really looked lol
1 k likes and no replies lol
Also the sound of astonishment in Stephen Fry's voice 😂 "You are being shagged by a rare parrot!"
@@vomilksined8047for real, almost as if they are bots
OKAY 1:49
"When you have the chick, i want you to call it Steven for me"
Idk why i died HAHAHAHHA
*Stephen
Then why did u leave a comment when u dont know why u died
@@randomredditor1292 shhh it's a joke
Larissa Fong, i really want to leave a "r/woooosh"
@@michaelalanson7243 what if I am r/wooooshing you?
"when you have the chick you should call him Stephen"
This whole video is pure gold
Not to be that guy, but... *Stephen
Here it go the 1000 like
@@Amlaeuxrai the guy who said that was Stephen Fry though, that's how his name specifically is spelled.
and he said "you should call him Stephen *for me"*
And that's how griffins will be born. Leave nature be
@@larsswig912 Thanks.
Don't wear green when taking pictures of rare green parrots LOL.
Frankz 5 I was chased by a peacock last year on a farm. The guy said it's because my clothes (work uniform) is blue and it thinks I'm a rival for his love interests 😂😂
@@Dan23_7 lmao 😂😂
AnUnknownPerson it's true 😂 At a place called Admergill farm. I shit myself 😂
@@Dan23_7 🤣🤣🤣
It could be the grey hair. Although the woman with ginger hair and a grey jacket took the parrot off and it showed no interest in her.
The beginning: "Poor parrot, he looks so scared."
The ending: "That poor guy..."
That green shirt he was wearing had that bird thinking "look at the size of that female." 😳
They should’ve brought a special shagging hat used by hawk breeders. Yes that exists look it up.
Ok since this has gotten one like, and since I’m bored, I might as well explain. Please note that I do not breed hawks at all, I got this info off the internet. Anyways, let’s say a breeder brings in a pair of hawks, one boy and one girl. The breeder tries to let them mate, but realizes that it’s probably not going to work out (usually one hawk attacks the other, but there can be other reasons). So, the breeder separates the birds and brings out a hat and puts it on their head. This hat... imagine a honeycomb that looks exactly like a plain sun hat. Like this:👒. This special hat allows the breeder to collect the hawk sperm. All the hawk has to do is to shag that hat like a kakapo!
horny parrot was confused...i recognized that stalk walk he did from anywhere i just knew he was bout to pounce!!!!
T H I C C
Hahahaha
”With his big side burns and his victorian gentleman's face”...
Sirocco: Elizabeth, I have come to ravish you.🦜
69 likes, nice
No-
@@JoanneGrr r/woooooossshhhh
@@kingdomreturn304 there was no reason to woosh as their comment wasn't wooshable at all
I have got one for you
r/ihaveredditbutidon'tknowhowtouseitsoijustwoosheveryonerandomlybecausewhythefucknot
@@Salieri2024 Thank you I was confused
“Actually, you’re in pain aren’t you?” Lmao the guy was saying ow for the past 5 minutes
Lmaooo poor guy. how that went on for as long as it did is beyond me
@@SS-hd5jx He did it for the joke, he was only bleeding a little bit, comon guys dont be pussies.
@@CODA96 fr
Girls say ow during sex, doesn’t mean they’re in pain
@@RJ22 yes. We feel a satisfying pain
“Who’s devoted his life to conserving animals actually taking an active part in the conservation and breeding of a whole new species”
Mr hands ahh idea
Guy: wears green shirt
Parrot: ah yes, my lonesome years of sехual frustration have finally come to an end
LMAO
LOL
😂
BBC!! PIN👏THIS 👏😂
lmao
For a bird that looks cautious and worried,it is sexually aggressive.
Cautious, worried and sexually agressive. Yep, that sounds like an otaku.
@@kato2395 ugh ew
Sounds like an average college student 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
That's just a tactic to lure his preys
the birds face is the funniest thing
looks like a puppet
Half Parrot / Half Owl.
stop judging you racist! #AllLivesMatter
Pradeep Kumar Dutta lmao
Looks like a MUPPET
r o u n d
カカポ可愛すぎなんだが𖦹ࡇ𖦹💕
天然のファービーかな？？
愛おしすぎる…🥺保護団体の皆様に感謝
“Look, he’s so happy!”
*Mating dance increase*
*intensifies* ?
*no, increase.*
the only self-defence that bird has...
@Archie Bunker 😂😂😂
I still can't get over the fact that he went back for a cuddle 🤣
"Was it good for you too babe?"
I said the same thing “oh damn the mf cuddles too!?”
In the next video, he's smoking a cigarette and asking to be left alone.
I know😂😂
better than my ex
They should at least have pixelated the victim's face.
😂😂😂
Dead lol
yeah it's like the bird shat on his legacy. and that shit's hard to wipe off.
Reda Cherkaoui pixelated
Need a thin black bar across his nose, that'd hide his face.
It’s true friendship when you wait till the absolute very last moment to save your friend from Being bird f*cked.
"A typical male, Sirocco is clearly only interested in one thing."
*S H A G G I N G*
very relatable
S E X
“Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting”
Every girl ever
Mmm
Sirocco is on that sigma male grindset
Love how the whole mating ritual involves the parrot slapping the guy in the face.
Parrot: "Yeah, you like this, don't you?" _slap slap slap..._
And that "O" face!
@@wiscgaloot "He looks so happy!" =)
Ikr lol
@@jamesanthony8438 omfg 😂😂😂😂
That happy face: "finally my species will thrive, this thick lady will carry a lot of eggs"
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Thick lady 😂😂
Lmao
lol
Thank you for the laugh!
“Please bro my species is dying, you’re green, I’m green, I’ll take any chance I can get at this point!”
No wonder these are rare parrots ,if he can't tell that it's a man and not a parrot or maybe he's not fussed .
well being a rare species he's obviously having a hard time finding a female parrot
The man’s green shirt made him look like a giant shaggable parrot who could lay lots of eggs in one go.
I like how instead of adding a period, you just place big spaces in between your sentences
@@harleyquinn5774 lol😂😂
Right
I like how his friend just started roasting him after.
"his friend"
the fact that you don't know who Stephen fry is saddens me
@@ping299 who is he?
@@squig5080 actor
@@squig5080 he is V. You just have to look at how he cooks his eggs
Ping this new generation doesn’t know the legends
“How’d your bird research g-“
“I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT”
🤣🤣
Wendell Stamps 🤣
😂😂😭😭😪😪😂😂😁
😂😂😂😂
Ah, this takes me back. A friend's son once bought a cockatiel and, knowing I had been owned by them for years, he called me one day to ask what the bird was doing. After he described the behavior, I said, "Well, Rob, he's mating with your ear." When they love ya they let ya know.
😂😅 Yes. Mine also has a foot fetish but is picky. They are weird 😂
Hold on. What do you mean you had been owned by the cocktatiel???
@@victorbt8949 You don't own a parrot. A parrot owns you. Within a month that particular cockatiel had everyone in the household, including the cat, arranged in a pecking order with him and his chosen mate, Rob, at the top. Cockatiels aren't all that intellectually intelligent but they are emotionally-intelligent geniuses. One of their whines is identical with that of an 18-month-old toddler. Try resisting that.
@@IBrake4Squirrels1 I've had numerous cockatiels and budgies with foot fetishes. And hand fetishes. Fortunately, not head fetishes.
@@JOHN----DOE Bird people are disturbed.
Bruh was literally clapping cheeks
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg Lmfaoo
See you at 1k upvotes
Clapping them neck
LMAOOOOOO
He cuddles afterwards. 🦜 what a gentleman
fffffff 😂😂😂
Bahahahahahah
i think he wanted to get on again
Lol
Aftercare ✨
The best part, by far, is Stephen Fry not making any sort of effort to help the man. He's just commentating while standing up close with folded arms. Perfect.
@@lennartstockl5826 really?
@@eren34558 Yes, it's respectful to laugh at your bro's mistakes
That's what I was thinking too. There's blood coming from his ears and the back of his neck.
I wouldn't want that Stephen with me. He'd just let me die and comment about it while it's happening.🙄🙄😒
It's a man thing
@@manishas9411 I dont want to ruin the atmosphere but it is a rule from the people who preserve wildlife that they should not touch the species themselves. If the animal sits on your feet or even your nuts, you just have to bite the bullet and let them step on your crotch until they are satisfied and leave you. They didnt intetvene at first because they thought the parrot will leave early but the parrot was really enjoying his time and the person is now hurt. So that is where they draw the line and picked the bird. So yeah
Always remember:
Inom Tubig
0:12 parrot be like " 🥸Lemme see who is this outside"?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That bird was too confident for this to be the first time. I don't want to know what goes on when the camera crew is not there.
😭😭😭
Yeah, kinda like the Dolphin experiment
@@jaysantos11 what dolphin experiment?
@@leonshemelin8041 look up the dolphin house experiment there’s a great 40 minute doc
😭
Well no wonder they are rare if they keep mating with the wrong species!
Soviet II 🤣
No, it is to do with pests and introduced diseases 😁
Comrade Shaandan nerd r/wooosh
Lmao 😆👍
That's why 'soviet I' has gone
At first I felt pity because it is so helpless and can't fly away from predators. Then I felt pity for the predators.
😂
The green predators especially 😳
@NotMeHowzit that's sad, but unfortunately that's nature, despite humanity's intelligence we are still animals, and dumb ones sometimes lol
@NotMeHowzit doesn't change the fact that made them defenseless. And the fact this one is so rare that they're protected by laws proves they've been easy target for predators all this time
" Im trying to eat you! stop making it weird "
名前も可愛い見た目も可愛い性格も可愛いって
もう人間に愛されるために大切にされるために生まれて来たとしか思えない
Photographer wears a green shirt.
Parrot: Close enough.
🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅
🤣🤣🤣
IM DEADDD
The sheer JOY on that parrot's face when he's going to town on that guy's head... He looks like he's smiling!
Exacly
I was laughing because the parrots face. Don't get me started of the snow owl face when it's laughing 😂
It’s interesting that the parrot was attempting to mate on a human, I guess parrots find humans attractive
@@theblackswordsman5039 at least kakapoo does...
He IS smiling!
When the guy says he looks happy and they show the bird actually looking happy i died laughing. Hahahahahhahahah
Omg, The parrot is smiling!
Its so happy that he found his true love :D
1:07 hehe
same, I just randomly remembered this in 12 am and searched for this xD
"the guy". do you mean Stephen Fry? one of the funniest actors and entertainers in Britain? worked with rowan Atkinson and hugh laurie for years?
Man: **wears green sweater**
Parrot: “I likes ya, and I wants ya. Now we can either do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.”
"When you have the chick I want you to call it Steven for me" 😂😂😂😂
Fadi T lol
I'm not sure how to take that.
Without technology, we wouldn’t have witnessed a bird sexually assaulting a man
Without technology we'd probably all be sexually assaulted by birds regularly
@@squatchjosh1131 omg😭🤣
ADHAM MISKINYAR...RIGHT YOU ARE ,BUT I MUST SAY IT LOOKED LIKE THE MAN WAS LIKING IT UNTIL HE REMEMBERED HE WAS ON VIDEO .😂😂😂
Thank the human brain which invented and uses tool. Not the tool itself.
Neither would you hear about my case where one of my mother's birds assauted my arm when i was moving him to a different cage.
They're endangered... but it's clearly not due to their lack of enthusiasm.
No,just the choices
They're desperate
@@biggusdickus3936 your mom is desperate
@@OcnarfPro my mother was assasinated in a political coup.
@@biggusdickus3936 oh I didnt know. I actually said that as a joke and I didnt mean to offend you. I am sorry for your loss but I pray that u have adapted to life without her
"He's getting a bit frisky!"
"Look he's so happy!' = That bird had me and the bird just flapping his wings and you can see the expression on his @ 1:08 LOL The bird is soooooooo cute kind and friendly
I've never seen such a warm-hearted bird like that before, sure I've seen a parrot, one time years ago, but nothing like this cutie!
"He's really going for it!'- LOL he sure is he is definitely in the mood, nothing is stopping him from achieving his goal
if you pause at 1:20, you can see him smiling.
He sure is friendly
Man : **wears green*
Parrot : _yup that's my mate_
Parrot: that’s a big ass chick
Wife*
Girl: wears a rainbow anything
Me: lemme try to flirt.
-man- female kea disguised as a man*
Btw is he still there or is he gone?
No wonder they are endangered, most of them are in jail.
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😂😂😭
😂😂😂
🤣🤣
Imagine trying to tell this story if it wasn't recorded on camera
So I was chilling with Stephen fry...
I was chilling with a discount james may then this parrot....
@@Dennan_ "Discount James May" lmaooo
@@Dennan_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of my parakeets has shagged my arm MULTIPLE times when I let him perch there
カカポ
動いているの初めて観ました😭
かわいすぎるー😆
なんて愛らしいんだ！
The fact that the other guy is just observing and letting it happen is pure gold
I don't know how to take that..
That's Stephen Fry kid
Go watch useless memes, this educational channel is not for you as you dont even know that other guy is the great stephen fry.
What’s even funnier is that Stephen Fry is gay but the bird didn’t pick him
Because its an honor to behold such sacred and rare moment
If he ever feels down he should just remember, he’s the prettiest parrot.
Thank you for making me smile this morning
@@cometkuma no problem mate :)
Imagine being the first ever guy in the world to be filmed being sexually harassed by an endangered bird.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
first and last
😂😂
Would this be classed as rape or willing participant.
Look at the birds FACE HES HAPPY
This video will NEVER get old 😂😅
Ooo a verified user with no replies, or likes eather?
Lemme fix that...
Gizmooooo!! Omg i love you
“Evolution hasn’t entirely rendered him useless”
*bird proceeds to mate with a persons head*
They were probably going to say something cool about it, documentary-style.
Lol
Hahahaha
Haha
“Looks he’s so happy!” SENT ME, HE WAS FR SMILING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:07 Parrots face said: 😀
😂😭😂😂😂
Where did it send you exactly
@@ripelivejam the æther
Surprisingly this aged like fine wine because the Kakapo population is increasing *a lot.* Thank you for showing us this wonderful thing!
Oh thanks for commenting this, i was just wondering about it
So the man successfully laid eggs then? That's great 🤣
That’s awesome I love these parrots 🦜 🦜 ❤ they needed this funny moment
thank you mark for increasing the kakapo population!
The return of the rapist parrot😂
Ibwould just like to congratulate this video for just now being presented and featured on Last Week Tonight for it's sheer comedic brillance and ability to bring joy to millions
I'm here because of LWT as well!
This whole situation is like something out of a fever dream. No one would ever believe it if it wasn’t caught on camera. Imagine this guy saying with a straight face, “I encountered a highly endangered parrot, then it jumped on my back and tried to mate with me, then Stephen Fry roasted me afterwards.”
that's what's so great about it🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man😂 I imagined everything you just said
This is so strange, but I love It. 😁
Photographer, repeatedly: "Ow ... that's really sharp!"
Stephen: laughs for five minutes
Stephen: "Oh, you are actually bleeding, oh, dear."
ketchup016 it’s the most Fry thing ever
Hahahahah xD
That's just Best Friend Logic right there..... First you laugh at their misfortune, then help them get medical attention if required. The laughter is Crucial and mandatory.
The guy repeated punched Hugh Laurie for comedy so I'm not surprised he's laughing. XD
@@Sonichero151 surely
Lets just digest that BBC posted that title them selves
@Basel Nemra We know for sure it wasn't James May.
It's a word that clearly describes the situation, don't see what's the issue in being BBC. It's something I always found refreshing with British English and UK in general (and english not being my main language).
@@ozulus why do you sound offended? He's saying it's just obvious that British people posted the title cause if it was amaerican it wouldn't have said shagg. You can't expect every American to be fluet in British slang
Obviously....they're *BBC* ya know 🌝
叩かれまくってるときのカメラマンさんの「ｱｧｵ!😣」すこ
[written 2019] If you look up the bird now it had it's best breeding season yet recently. Great news for the kakapo!
I saw that 2 mins ago on Instagram. Good job kakapo😂
Haha he's still got it.
@@mikehuntsmells5253 unfortunately this specific bird still thinks he's human so they haven't been able to get him to shag any non humans
@@firstname6685 😂😂😂😂😂
Good to hear!
Wearing green that day was not his best wardrobe decision.
Yea lol
Yea lol
Yea lol
Yea lol
Yea lol
Wouldn't be so rare if it would figure out what a female parrot is lolz
So true
Also if it didn't just slap its mate senselessly w its wings while digging its talons down whenever they mate
@@bravestchicken3528 That is called foreplay, mate. Chicks dig it.
@@evilubuntu9001 Hes a noob.
@@bravestchicken3528 ur man doesnt slap u nonstop and claw ur neck? Sucks
見た目も性格も可愛いのに頭ポコポコ叩くのやんちゃでもっと可愛い笑
Wtf
@@irinbarbhuiya8077what
@@irinbarbhuiya8077what a stupid response...
叩く…うん叩いてるのかもね…
I had to do a science project back in grade ten about an endangered species. Ended up doing the kakapo and it gave me an excuse to show this video in class; I regret nothing.
Legend
😂😂😂 you're the real MVP!
What a real one
Please, tell me you got the best grade score
You must've went to a good high school, judging by your appropriate semicolon usage.
“Taking an active part in the conservation and breeding”. I love Stephen Fry
Comedy gold
HE IS BUILT FOR BREEDING HOT HOT BRUH
No wonder they’re nearly extinct. They don’t know what is their species!
LMAO
Poor carrot-
Lol
😳😳🤭🤭🤭🤭
Angelofdarkness Carrot?! XD
i love this video so much that my friend adopted a kakapo for me for chanukah. this video has raised $125 from just me viewing it. truly the best method of conservation i have ever seen. thank you Sirocco for your conservation work.
Guy: *moans
Parrot: "alright... alright... alright"
I hate my mind
I rewatched it at 1:07 and could actually hear the “alright”!
90sBaby look he’s so happy 1:08
Giggity
Let's see what we got!
These animals are so rare that he can not even find a female to mate. He’s okay with mating anything that moves. Wow, totaly inspiring!
"Inspiring"
Hol' up 👁👄👁
@@ericolens3 This is meant to be a joke you stupid.
@@indecentjestertm I'm pretty sure they were joking too
@@ericolens3 Lol, that was a joke? Next time make it funny so I can laugh.
Wtf
An extraordinary and beautiful thing we see in this video, Mark Carwardine cares so much to help the poor birds from extinction that he gives up his own neck to become the host and bare the next generation of chicks for this endangered bird species, what we have witnessed today is truly act of heroism, what an absolute remarkable lad
Good old bird jizzim
Made me laugh
I lost it at “absolute remarkable lad”
We just witnessed a giant bird sexually assault him
I thought I was watching Monte pythons flying circus for a moment. That was classic
"A typical male, he is clearly only interested in one thing" is the most accurate line I've ever heard 🙄
Women not being misandrist for 5 seconds challenge: impossible
@@Depressed_until_deadstop generalizing... both of you.
It. Was. A. Joke.
@@Depressed_until_deadOoooh... Poooor guy....
@@Depressed_until_dead It's a man who said it first tho 💀
"You are being shagged by a rare parrot."
"Ow! He's REALLY going for it!" 😅😂
viewer 1 I like how they suddenly realize: “Wait, you’re in pain, aren’t you?”
He is literally clapping those cheeks man...
Damn 😂😂😂u right
@@tomhanson3144 wings hitting the cheeks on his face
@@tomhanson3144 bruh
I can't stop laughing at this comment haha
😂
1:08 LOOK AT HIS FACE 💀HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
It's the first time he met something that moves in months! And that something was ok with his sexual advances!
wow!sex?
💀💀
I mustn’t ruin the 420 likes
What about 1:20 🤣
笑いが止まらん
かわいすぎる！
"When you have the chick, I want you to call it Steven for me will you?"
Yes daddy
Stephen*
Y. Çiftçi naw, i heard steven too
@@goopykass7095 it says stephen in subtitles
goopy kass his name is stephen so he wanted mark to name it after him, steven and stephen are pronounced the same just different spelling pal
This is a typical English response to a friend in difficulty. Laugh your head off and only stop if blood is visible.
Ahh wish i had that type of friends cause my friends are pretty much laugh until its too much laughing no matter what happens to your friend😅😅
Zac Mumblethunder here you just keep laughing until your friend is crying. No Nevermind they only stop when the other Gets mad
I didnt laugh at all
I laughed a lot
Trust me, it's not just an English thing 🤣
Cameraman: What? You wanna come say hi lil guy?... What you wanna show me?
Parrot: Deez Nutz..
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Wtf xD lol
😂😂😂!!! FUNNY AS HELL!!!😂😂😂
Ha! GOT EM!
"look ! he's so happy" 😂
"OW! OW!" "Look! He's so happy!" xD I died xD
lets make babies
@@2stoned371 You talking to me, or the bird?
@@sariahlilysmall4536 aren't you the bird
@@huebothedog665 No, but I think you need some glasses
LOL. Btw, you're cute! :)
No wonder this bird is almost extinct, it has sexual preferences for other species.
turtle: *Exists*
parrot: Y O U W A N T S U M F U C K ?
Sexual preferences for other species of the same sex. Total fail. Can’t even make mutant hybrid offspring. 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMW YOUR COMMENT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Nah I'm dead🤣🤣🤣
@pink lemons make pink lemonade sauce?
*....and that's how I met your father*
Hahaha
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Lmaooo
*c u r s e d c o m m e n t*
Wtf 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The way the camera goes in close to show his happy face is elite 😂😂
Any other countries birds: _"Ah yes please pet, give bird seed, yes pet more much thank"_
New Zealand Kakapo: *k i a o r a u w a n t s o m e f u k ?*
Highly underrated
edit: wonderful to see you’re being appreciated
Plus points for the Maori greeting.
Underrated comment
And thats how the minecraft parrot was made
😂
The rarest parrot in the world be like:
"What was that? Something green?... And it's not a plant??? COME HERE, BABY-"
My best guess is he saw his reflection in the lens and, being a wild animal, he has never seen his reflection before so he assumes it's a mate and figures that the mate is through the lens on the other side. In other words, the camera op.
Make sense
Good observation
0:37 i can agree
Sirocco was raised by humans and ended up imprinting on them instead of other Kakapo leading Sirocco to be more sociable with humans than other Kakapo which in turn led to this moment and hid appointment as the Kakapo ambassador to New Zealand.
Parrots are one of the few animals that have self awareness, aka they know vaguely what they look like and know they exist
I never knew a bird could smile, but here we are.