“Home Alone” Is a Survival Guide - Kiry Shabazz - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • @broimpeccable4219
    @broimpeccable4219 5 років тому +867

    “Outta work early, racists! I don’t belittle my people in my jokes.” 😂 this man kept me rolling the whole time, with such calm delivery too.

    • @KS-COMEDY
      @KS-COMEDY 5 років тому +43

      Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the set

    • @flutefunk
      @flutefunk 5 років тому +9

      Yaaasss! Keep that same energy, brotha. Hilarious

    • @shadyea-scireadams6299
      @shadyea-scireadams6299 5 років тому +5

      HAHA right!? I was like ooohhh GOT EM'!

    • @broimpeccable4219
      @broimpeccable4219 5 років тому +5

      Kiry Shabazz Hella funny bro, keep doing your thing!

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 5 років тому +1

      Gee Mr Shabazz, it sure is awful funny that you don't have any of your material on your channel...

  • @heyLORDitsme
    @heyLORDitsme 5 років тому +653

    There is a white guy laughing in the crowd really hard and I love it because he just gets it

    • @Maria-le5jp
      @Maria-le5jp 4 роки тому +16

      No offense but this isn't some abstract dimensional comedy everyone gets it lmao

    • @dadwithtourettes
      @dadwithtourettes 4 роки тому +10

      @@Maria-le5jp white dude in the front didnt seem too 🤷‍♂️

    • @ripgoose27
      @ripgoose27 4 роки тому +5

      He just wants everyone to know he gets it

    • @CJPooz
      @CJPooz 2 роки тому +7

      Kinda a tough crowd not gonna lie

  • @DublinDriftR33
    @DublinDriftR33 5 років тому +806

    "First time I watched home alone I was home alone"🤣🤣🤣

  • @Imwalkinhea
    @Imwalkinhea 5 років тому +792

    “She’s not ratchet she might be in the musical Hamilton” I DIED💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @parlayphresh3062
    @parlayphresh3062 5 років тому +1260

    Shababoo bop bop!!! Ona river or boat!! ZATERANZ!!

    • @giareneeble
      @giareneeble 5 років тому +43

      Parlay Phresh I watched that part like 4 times in a row, couldn’t even continue the video before doing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @philiptarver8740
      @philiptarver8740 5 років тому +4

      hilarious!

    • @0ff-Brand
      @0ff-Brand 5 років тому +11

      i was gonna comment that but didnt want to look like i stole it funniest shit ever

    • @brimcnair
      @brimcnair 5 років тому +21

      When he said ZATERANZ I LOST IT LMAOO

    • @QuestionYourWorld
      @QuestionYourWorld 5 років тому +15

      Laughed so hard at that joke, I farted.

  • @EverythingIsLit
    @EverythingIsLit 5 років тому +359

    Had me at the "knee high Mary J. Blige boots" 😂 He straight killed this show

    • @KS-COMEDY
      @KS-COMEDY 5 років тому +12

      😂Mary stay rocking Knee High's! Thank you. Glad you enjoyed the set

    • @anitashortz2554
      @anitashortz2554 5 років тому +4

      Not the knee high Mary J Blige boots 🤭 noooooo I cant.😭

  • @mitchellreed562
    @mitchellreed562 5 років тому +292

    The founding fathers bit killed me

  • @kymberlycourage
    @kymberlycourage 4 роки тому +191

    “I don’t belittle my people with my jokes” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @TheKAYLEN101
    @TheKAYLEN101 5 років тому +93

    “YOU MEAN STEVE ?!??!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I literally died

  • @nicolekeys1028
    @nicolekeys1028 5 років тому +136

    This fool is funny as hell. He needs to do a show in DC ASAP!!

    • @KS-COMEDY
      @KS-COMEDY 5 років тому +9

      Thank you Nicole! I got a few connects in DC I'ma try to something up asap

    • @nicolekeys1028
      @nicolekeys1028 5 років тому

      ​@@KS-COMEDY Please let me know... I had to watch this again and I'm at my desk in tears. You are too funny! #newfan

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 2 роки тому

      Hell yeah DC would love him

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 5 років тому +79

    "Zataran's!" I'm dead 💀I haven't laughed this hard in a while. He's on point 👌🏾🔥

  • @Cameren_Grimes
    @Cameren_Grimes 5 років тому +60

    The stepdad joke was so relateable I'm weak 😂💀

  • @J3West
    @J3West 5 років тому +192

    shoobee do-bop-wop. ZATARANZZZ... i''m crying!!!!!

  • @veRGe02
    @veRGe02 5 років тому +256

    Dude has jokes! Good delivery too.

  • @jordonbriggs1
    @jordonbriggs1 5 років тому +21

    I used to watch him in Sacramento all time. Hella nice, cool and and usually the funniest comic on the mic. So happy for Kiry!

  • @AFishBicycle
    @AFishBicycle 5 років тому +83

    Excellent delivery.
    Adding this guy to my pandora comedy lineup.

    • @KS-COMEDY
      @KS-COMEDY 5 років тому +12

      Thank you! Much appreciated

    • @AFishBicycle
      @AFishBicycle 5 років тому +6

      Kiry Shabazz damn and a personal reply! You’re awesome. Thanks and good luck blowing up. You’ve got serious talent

    • @watupman789
      @watupman789 5 років тому +3

      AFishBicycle you can add comedians on pandora???

  • @AaronSmo
    @AaronSmo 5 років тому +715

    He's funny, he needed a better crowd.

    • @bigrob029
      @bigrob029 5 років тому +37

      read this comment before the middle of the video. comedian on point, crowd was pitiful.

    • @Skoomz
      @Skoomz 5 років тому +24

      @@bigrob029 sounds like they got the mic audio and not the room audio, which would explain why the crowd seems kinda dead

    • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
      @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 4 роки тому +2

      lmao, its mic audio. and hes a bit of a hack. The Home Alone joke is less than 50 seconds...the rest is " WHITE FOLKS/BLACKFOLK"

    • @deewhy1073
      @deewhy1073 3 роки тому

      Big facts

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 2 роки тому +2

      Did u not see the actual shots of the crowd and their reactions? They was lovin it.

  • @MessOfThings
    @MessOfThings 5 років тому +33

    I almost blew ramen out my nose. Freedom and Equality. I wasn't expecting that.

  • @yourstepdadism
    @yourstepdadism 4 роки тому +10

    Yo when he said “ZATARANS”, I died 😂

  • @DHinez
    @DHinez 5 років тому +101

    his voice is like the male version of Lunell lol

  • @nevaladder
    @nevaladder 5 років тому +31

    I thought my dad got out early... out of work early! Racist! 😂 😂

  • @mikelant6802
    @mikelant6802 5 років тому +116

    His set was smooth

  • @newcommunityjamil4654
    @newcommunityjamil4654 5 років тому +228

    This dude is actually funny

  • @MrScary-rz8od
    @MrScary-rz8od 5 років тому +38

    That was the best Donald Trump joke Ive ever heard lol.

    • @lesrestall807
      @lesrestall807 4 роки тому

      Check out what Lavell Crawford says about that

  • @illuna4
    @illuna4 5 років тому +125

    Like freedom and equality 😭😩😂😂

    • @toolguyslayer1
      @toolguyslayer1 5 років тому

      You look like my baby's I don't got no babies and I don't got no mama I'm just looking ahead LOL I love your skin tone it looks like something to eat

    • @taz--ell869
      @taz--ell869 5 років тому +2

      slayer 1 damn, y’all just getting thirsty as hell now huh?

    • @lailonnib
      @lailonnib 5 років тому

      Adriel Akello man just cuffed my sis via UA-cam 🙅🏾‍♀️

  • @Imwalkinhea
    @Imwalkinhea 5 років тому +25

    Ok I usually laugh in my head but this dude has me cryinggggg🤣🤣🤣

  • @mimik6388
    @mimik6388 4 роки тому +12

    He deserved a better audience, this was HILARIOUS

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare 5 років тому +12

    Yeah, I'm gonna need about 2 more hours of him. He's amazing!!

  • @iAmEdwinHamilton
    @iAmEdwinHamilton 5 років тому +58

    I swear this dude look like he got a gospel CD coming out

  • @kiokster
    @kiokster 5 років тому +18

    Homie is FUNNY. Was half listening while working but that "shababoo bop bop...." made me legit LOL

  • @etherealvampress
    @etherealvampress 5 років тому +11

    "Who would wear stuff like that?"
    "Bitch, our founding fathers, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
    I can't with this man 😂😂😂

  • @Hatingmeisconforming
    @Hatingmeisconforming 5 років тому +85

    This dude is great!

  • @amandalust2221
    @amandalust2221 5 років тому +10

    One of the funniest stand up bits I've seen in a long time

  • @dironjones24
    @dironjones24 5 років тому +6

    The president and dad joke made my day!😂😂😂

  • @joshandabradford3144
    @joshandabradford3144 5 років тому +9

    "Oh you mean Steve??😂😂😂

  • @laurendukes3099
    @laurendukes3099 5 років тому +3

    He's hilarious. How am I JUST now seeing his sets? More of him!!!

  • @AlphoxHD
    @AlphoxHD 4 роки тому +4

    this guy looks like his voice and i love it.

  • @Jay_Hunna
    @Jay_Hunna 4 роки тому +5

    I need more!! 😂 he’s hilarious.

  • @jDkaufman25
    @jDkaufman25 5 років тому +9

    Remember seeing him at open mics in Sacramento. Humble and hilarious!

  • @yesiam4791
    @yesiam4791 5 років тому +2

    🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣 On the River- Bomp... Zatarains! I cant stop rewinding that part

  • @baptismking7314
    @baptismking7314 4 роки тому +1

    2.57 That one guy laughing is the best, everyone have a comic that tickle their funny bone I am glad he found his.

  • @chrismarshall389
    @chrismarshall389 4 роки тому +6

    So glad for u kiry, I remember meeting u at the sac comedy spot. Glad to finally see u on the big stage bro

  • @anitashortz2554
    @anitashortz2554 5 років тому +7

    Not the knee high Mary J Blige boots 🤭 noooooo I cant.😭

  • @zachhatten7740
    @zachhatten7740 5 років тому +5

    This is the man who will simultaneously unite and divide us for a better future.

  • @sam.k44
    @sam.k44 5 років тому +4

    the one dude laughing toooooooooo hard like "yesssssssss i love ipa and jj ABRUMS"

  • @jayjones740
    @jayjones740 5 років тому +37

    Lol how can you hate this guy?

  • @kevinmilo3464
    @kevinmilo3464 5 років тому +13

    Made me smile

  • @Abstract4Lyf
    @Abstract4Lyf 4 роки тому +2

    The first time I watched home alone I was home alone. Same here 😂😂😂😂

  • @TP-rs5zl
    @TP-rs5zl 5 років тому +2

    Very underrated, watch towards the end and his comedy evolves into a intellectual conversation xD

  • @davox9277
    @davox9277 4 роки тому +1

    I’m weak the George Washington part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @plugmanjohnson9982
    @plugmanjohnson9982 5 років тому +20

    Lmao why is he right about everything 😂😂

  • @ginajackon6779
    @ginajackon6779 5 років тому +2

    Very Funny glad I found this site! He needs tobe out their more, hes stand up kept me laughing!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @meeq3685
    @meeq3685 4 роки тому +1

    I don't belittle my people in my jokes. Instant supporter. Keep it going bro!

  • @jasondean4712
    @jasondean4712 5 років тому +6

    I was sold when he said, "the musical Hamilton."

  • @randyiron2
    @randyiron2 5 років тому +3

    Holy crap this guy is smart funny! I lmao from start to finish.

  • @whyyousucha904
    @whyyousucha904 3 роки тому +2

    This was so damn good. All his jokes were hitting for me lol

  • @luxoloe.nkonzwana6719
    @luxoloe.nkonzwana6719 5 років тому +3

    I'd love to see more of this dude's standup

  • @TheJoelys86
    @TheJoelys86 5 років тому +4

    That man is the future Chappelle 🤣😂 he killed it, his delivery, impressions, subjects 👌

    • @soulance8342
      @soulance8342 5 років тому

      Future Chappelle? Nope, we won't see someone like Chappelle for another 100 years

    • @terrencesmith6329
      @terrencesmith6329 2 роки тому +1

      AS a Chappelle fan , I get what you saying this thought process is deep !

  • @munshemiller9488
    @munshemiller9488 5 років тому +2

    I loved this he was on point I'm here for it.

  • @THoque-vd9nt
    @THoque-vd9nt 5 років тому +6

    Hilarious, I'ma definitely a fan now

  • @thevenusofmars
    @thevenusofmars 5 років тому +5

    I wish he was my friend. I'd be laughing from sun up to sun down.

  • @ThisIsYourOnlyWarning
    @ThisIsYourOnlyWarning 5 років тому +3

    This guy is hilarious! I need more!

  • @Dfcvgg
    @Dfcvgg 5 років тому +13

    Funny as hell

  • @cory7730
    @cory7730 Рік тому

    Lmao at the end. "She might be in Hamilton, we dont know" 😂😂😂

  • @ShakiraAI
    @ShakiraAI 5 років тому +2

    Lady in yellow had me dying lmao 😂

  • @JosephO75
    @JosephO75 5 років тому +4

    I laughed out loud forreal

  • @ElvisComedy
    @ElvisComedy 2 роки тому +1

    Awesome, Kiry!

  • @larhondah.2793
    @larhondah.2793 5 років тому +1

    Shabadaboo babar in da river boat...ZATARANZZ!! I can't even drive right now😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂. I pulled over!!!

  • @adavidbujanda
    @adavidbujanda 5 років тому +1

    New favorite comedian

  • @gocpng4699
    @gocpng4699 5 років тому +2

    Great Material!

  • @agz508
    @agz508 4 роки тому +1

    They don't wanna hear that same ole' same ole' lmaoooooo im dyinng

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 4 роки тому

    When he said "Zatarans" I lost it 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

  • @emperorza5777
    @emperorza5777 4 роки тому +4

    I’ve been watching this for over a year and it still takes me out 😂😂

  • @sonofmann
    @sonofmann 5 років тому +6

    50%Dave chappelle 50%Patton Oswalt

  • @masonjames8459
    @masonjames8459 5 років тому +1

    Funny shit, I almost dropped my bong

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 5 років тому +6

    George Washington and Benjamin Franklin was ratchet af!!! XD lool I'm dead!

  • @1234BLISTEX
    @1234BLISTEX 5 років тому +1

    This is sooo good😭😭😭

  • @trippiechris1852
    @trippiechris1852 2 роки тому +2

    Mexican kids also be home alone for a long time. I got the “dont answer the door even for cops” speech since i was 7😂

  • @brimcnair
    @brimcnair 5 років тому +1

    I love this guy.

  • @platystrophia
    @platystrophia 5 років тому +3

    That was a good ass set.

  • @johndavis6719
    @johndavis6719 5 років тому +2

    Pretty good stuff bro keep it up.

  • @originalRAS
    @originalRAS 5 років тому +1

    FUNNY AS HELL
    Gotta find some more of his stuff

  • @1ManArmy4life
    @1ManArmy4life 5 років тому +1

    Its to many stand up comics today CANT hang no more . Its like theese rappers just pop out outta the blue , or fell of a tree 😂 🔥

  • @arasb3258
    @arasb3258 5 років тому +2

    Kiry, an awesome comedian!

  • @Taj_Fitness
    @Taj_Fitness 4 роки тому +1

    I don’t know if it was the audio or the crowd was just whack… This is the second show I’ve seen him. He’s funny hope he keeps up Great work

  • @captainjacksparrow6881
    @captainjacksparrow6881 5 років тому +1

    This guy is brilliant.

  • @izf4660
    @izf4660 5 років тому

    Love this. No fear of lines.

  • @kevinuntainted1547
    @kevinuntainted1547 8 місяців тому

    Brooo😂😂😂 i was home alone when i first watched it😂😂

  • @tavit1987
    @tavit1987 5 років тому +1

    I knew hamilton was coming.. im a happy ass camper😂❤️

  • @madeforear
    @madeforear Рік тому

    Kiry never disappoints, if you see him just click and be ready bc you might spit your drink laughing

  • @qtpittman7805
    @qtpittman7805 5 років тому +1

    Good shit bro😂😂

  • @MyDixieWrecked247
    @MyDixieWrecked247 5 років тому

    Made a new fan today. Good work, very funny.

  • @cheropch1744
    @cheropch1744 5 років тому +1

    Love this

  • @ansonrobinson1580
    @ansonrobinson1580 5 років тому +25

    Who is JJ Abrams?

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 років тому

      that's what you chose to hear when he was actually just talking about thoreau

    • @Statuslock
      @Statuslock 5 років тому +1

      @@soth1sol I'm sure they heard the whole video but was the only question they had lol

    • @andrewhenry3760
      @andrewhenry3760 5 років тому

      You spelt his name right so you already know.

  • @janashiame1930
    @janashiame1930 4 роки тому +1

    FUNNY BUT SOOOOO TRUE👍🏿

  • @LloydMolefe
    @LloydMolefe 4 роки тому +1

    "Bitch, our founding fathers..." DEAD

  • @TheBernardPotter
    @TheBernardPotter 5 років тому +1

    I’ve seen the Asian in the yellow shirt in like three videos and his reactions are gold

  • @garrisuncooper5452
    @garrisuncooper5452 5 років тому +3

    Best quality

  • @TheGoodMMADog
    @TheGoodMMADog 2 роки тому

    Great flow. Dude is hilarious.

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 3 роки тому +1

    You have basically just summed up Beverly Daniel Tatum's 461 page book "Why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria?" *in one joke* .